Hey Riddle Riddle - #94: Good Will Farting

Episode Date: May 6, 2020

It's our last episode that we recorded before quarantine! We cover the birds and the bees, the family dynamics of a new baby, the MPG of a brand new horse, renewing our vows, a revisit to a commercial classic, the set of the first talking picture, and a clever ploy for an enterprising young trickster! There's so much packed into this episode that you'll be saying, "I listened to this?" and you will have done that! Happy #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Hey Chuck, Chuck, it's me, your cousin Marvin. Marvin riddles. Why are you calling me man? You know that new podcast you were looking for? Hey Marvin, I told you man, you can't call me anymore. Yeah, we're cousins though. Yeah, it doesn't matter man. You stole $800 from me.

Hey, is Marvin here? Marvin, get the hell off our property. Baby, it's just, but you know that. You know that. You know that new, you know that new Riddle podcast you were looking for? Marvin, why do you, why do you do this? Why do you do this? Why do you do this?

I can see him on a front lawn on the phone. Marvin, are you on the lawn phone? Are you on the lawn phone? Yeah. Ha! Honey, I told you your cousin cannot keep coming around here. He stole $1,200 from us. $1,200, I thought it was $800.

You stole $2,000 from us? No, it was $5,000. Mark, baby, let me invite him in. No. I legally can't kill him before he's gone. He's gonna make us do riddles. Well, listen to this, it's a riddle. I'm Marvin Riddles. I'm object PC.

And I'm calling the police. And if you're a first time listener to the show, this is a riddle podcast mixed with a hint of improv with three best friends and we're doing riddles to save our lives. And if you've never seen Back to the show. This is a riddle podcast mixed with a hint of improv. We're three best friends and we're doing riddles to save our lives. And if you've never seen Back to the Future, I am so sorry. Oh my God, that's gonna be a dick.

Go watch Back to the Future. Hey guys. Hey, I got a question. And it's also pretty latent back to the future. So don't just watch the first hour say, I don't get what the fuck they were talking about and turn it off. It was the very first post credit scene was that scene.

It was him playing Johnny Begid. Aaron, what were you going to say? You have a question? Oh, my second question. Have either of you watched McMillians yet? No. Oh, here it's great. The HBO documentary.

No. I think you will both like it a lot. I would love for you to watch it so we can talk about it. Okay. Okay. How the Monopoly McDonnell's game was a scam? Yeah. Got like a high Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I also does. I also does monopoly. I almost said they also do McDonald's. Every time I buy groceries, they say, and are you playing McDonald's? I don't know what. Excuse me. Do you know that Mariano's on Fridays

has- Shout out to your Kagura grocery stores. Yes. $3 wine. What? $3 wine in beer, I think. I am in. And then they have a piano playing with a singer.

And it's like a guy being like, Brown, Aguil, and you're drinking your $3 wine. I will tell you that when the whole, when I owe moved to the building that it's in now and there was the Whole Foods across the street from I owe, yeah, I think that that, it also may have been the first time I'd ever been in a Whole Foods in Chicago.

Well, I went into Whole Foods was the day after I owe it opened. So there's a ton of improvisers in there and then I just saw like a barefoot man drinking a glass of wine, wearing a blazer. And I was like, this is not my seat. What the fuck is going on? I have spent more money at the Whole Foods on Kingsbury than I have on rent,

on clothes. This is a fun game. I have all my money. This is a fun game. Besides like basic necessities bills, etc. What store do we think we spent the most money? Yeah. I think JPC probably gets it.

Gets it. I probably, I'm for JPC probably like Chuck E.T. Maybe like Spencer's Gets. Yes. Gets what I'm. There probably is a store where I've spent an unreasonable amount of money. Is it a game?

No. Game, dead stuff. No, game, stuff. Is it like how to beat Texas and do game? No. Game dead stuff. No, game stuff. Is it like how to beat taxes and do a nutter? No. I think truly the place I've spent the most money. Sort of done, guys. No longer here.

I'm trying to get my... So yours, you think you know yours? I do know. I store. I store. No, it's not food related. I would never spend money on food. Oh, maybe?

No. But you're close with target. No, clothing. So express for men. No structure. No. American apparel. No, just kid. Turtle clothings. Turtle clothings. I'll give it to you. It's Benobas. Oh, yeah. They do not sponsor the podcast. I think they used to sponsor some podcasts, but there was like the trunk delivery. There was a time. No, it, it's just close, like, you know, buying close. But there was a time when I had a Banoba's gift card and there was a $200 pair of jeans.

And I was like, I've never owned a $200 pair of jeans. I'm gonna try to see what a $200 pair of jeans is. Are they jeans that suck your dick? They damn near close. And I've- What? Wait, wait, wait. Close, details. Because they're jeans. But I've- What? Wait, wait, wait. Close, details.

Because they're jeans. But I've never owned a P200 pair of jeans. I'm gonna try this out. Unfortunately, they were really great. And I really loved them. And now I've got like four pairs, I think. So, spit way too much money. And one of the colored Bernobo shirts

was like what I wore exclusively as my like work uniform. And I think I have that style. Would you work as a youth pastor? Yeah, I have that style of shirt. I probably have like 42 of that, that's same cut of shirt. Maybe less now,

because I would give some away if I wouldn't wear them for all the nobles. All the nobles, yep. It's been a lot of money at that story. Wowie. What were you at all? I think hands down, but they've been closed for a few years now,

but I still think they win. I think hands down and but they've been closed for a few years now, but I still think they win. I think hands down borders Because I remember for like a 12 year span. I would just go to borders once a week and just be like Let me grab some CDs. Let me grab some DVDs Seedies. This is dating borders Board games they had everything. So I would spend, that's where I've spent the most money in my life as borders. Aaron, what about you? Not bunge and nobles though.

Never bunge and nobles? I go to bunge and nobles, but I feel like I just don't spend as much money there. Like I'll sit down and prude stuff, but I don't. There's borders, huh? I tend to buy less some reason, yeah. Okay, I do, I used to, I hope I'm hopefully getting better at this, spent too much money on clothes,

but I think maybe Sephora. I love Sephora. I also, Sephora was like my Barnes and Nobles to you, which is like I love just going in and like I don't buy stuff all the time, you just sort of like, I like the ambiance and I like like learning a lot about makeup because I didn't know a woman in my family ever really wore makeup growing up and I Your first generation makeup. Yeah, really my I had a friend from College our names Berkeley Wallace. She like taught me how to do makeup. And ever since then I Have been really interested in learning about it. I also think amazing makeup artists are amazing Oh, Casey. We'll go ahead beat that out. Just beat about Erin Singh, friend and college.

Come on. Oh, I am one of the most embarrassing moments of my life is I was at the Sephora in Massachusetts with my mom to get something for her. And with your mom to get something for? Yeah, we were like, she needed a makeup, like a moisturizer. Sephora is the main character in Final Fantasy VII? Yes, okay. Sephora sounds like Narnia. You're a member of Soldier.

I want to go to Sephora. Sephora doesn't exist anymore. And also at the time of this episode, Final Fantasy VII Remake is out and we are loving it. It's so cool. So I was there and I was buying like a $5 face mask. Sure. And my mom was buying her moisturizer and my mom,

right as we were getting up to the counter, was she was like, and do you, do you spend a lot of time in here? You seem to like know a lot of stuff. And I was like, I don't spend a lot of money here and not a time like once or twice a year, I'll treat myself. And I got up to the counter, paid for my thing.

And the woman behind the counter was like, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo. Ding, ding, you'll become a platinum gold member here at Sephora. You are one of our top like customers. We only give this award to people that have spent $2,000 of their mom's money this week at Sephora and at my mom, the look of my mom's face, thank God she thought it was funny. She was just like, you idiot. Oh, I don't think I'm much money here. And they were like, you're amazing. You keep us afloat.

That's amazing. Listeners, Ritians, why don't you tweet us and tell us where you have spent the most money in your life in terms of a store, Fervilist expenses, and we'll do the hashtag, where my money go? Is that fun? Where my money go? Ferv fun? Where my money go?

Ferviless isn't the correct way to phrase it because clothing you need. Well, also to a certain extent. But you don't need to spend $200 a pair of jeans. I think a lot of this stuff, like especially from, I'll put my budget hat on for a second. This, I bought this hat for $3. That's why I call it a budget hat.

That hat says, come on my tummy. I know the bag is says, go on fishin'. It's a very confusing hat. Weird. It's very confusing. Can you wear it backwards please? I got this on Danny Glover's official store. You have to help. What's the good?

Danny Glover kissing Jo Pesci. What's going on with this hat? But I will say, I don't consider it fervilous expenses if they are things that kind of like make you happy and prove the quality of life. Like as long as you're not going bankrupt with these things, like if you have have a gambling addiction, that's probably not great.

But if you spend $200 buying clothes because it makes you feel good and you like that, that's totally fine. Well, I have a bit of an addiction. It's an addiction to ripples. James Addiction. Mm-hmm. Very feral.

Who's old man? Perry Farrell. If they those kids. I have just have a quick question before we get into it. Does anyone remember the origin of Old Man Puzzles? I think it was Aaron, and I think it was maybe... I think it was... Maybe the first few episodes was I the only one giving her a dose?

Yeah. And at some point, we had somebody else do it, and I think you invented the term, no, maybe it was just about me. I think you said you're old man puzzles. This is one of those things that would be very easy to find out. No, I can't do it.

No, it's impossible to know. No, no, never know. It's impossible for me. You guys, you know what's such a bummer? Is we like come together, we do these episodes and then they disappear. And we don't hit record. Well, the truly the real bummer

and for fans who have listened to the show for a long time, this is for you for new listeners, I'm sorry, bear with me. When we were first recording the show, we recorded, I think we recorded about a hundred episodes that we weren't recording for, so they all got lost. And we put them onto a VHS tape, on the audio, and then we dropped it into a spooky well in Minnesota.

And then we recorded an episode of gummy bears over it. So you know, you can't really win. Because theme song is such a fucking banger. Do you want to do it? To be clear, to be clear, with gummy bears, it was still gummy bears. We just recorded our audio over an episode of gummy bears. Dashing, can go ahead.

Oh, I was gonna say we should go around and see if we can all remember it. Peace it together. I'll do the beginning. Dashing and daring, courageous and caring. Hungry and thirsty for all that life gives if you desire that step in the fire the bears in the fire will prepare your fish All through the forest they ring out in chorus.

Say the fuck out of our forest. You people. You piece of shit. You the fuck out of here. The fire, we're bears. This is the thing. Sean had never, he's like the oldest in his family, born in the 90s.

And so he had never heard that song and introduced it to him. And he's like, this is the catch you, it's the horror of all the time. Wait, there's gummy bears, I and he's like, this is the catchiest horrible time. There's gummy bears, I don't know this. There is a cartoon from the East. There's a full like three hour night where I played Gemma, gummy bears, tailspin, dark wing duck. Like the 90s cartoons or 80s, 90s cartoons

had the fucking best theme songs. And I think they're all written by a lot of the same people. Joel Schumacher. Joel Schumacher. Joel, she might burn. At any point during this night was she allowed to leave. Just leave, come. No, I found a button And it's not from a skirt. I found a button. It's a part of me. It's a button in the middle of my tummy JPC belly, but this is

Get it right the other day. I went to pop Belly's and Aaron's on a stool in the rafters singing and she said this is her original song But you kept saying I wrote this for the song You know that is it but we'll not do neither will snap for safety pins Childhood songs are like childhood commercial songs are the easiest way to like in sept me into being like what this was popular So it's like yeah, you know snap dragon like snap dragon the board game with the Dragon the board game with the dragon. I loved it the most like the the most like Unknown rare like niche song Aaron knew every fucking word and syllable and hit it on the dot

But then we'll be like sing full-ish games by jewel. It'll be like these I do know I got my But then we'll be like sing four games by Jewel. It'll be like these. Vah vah. Vah. But I do know I got my moscate board for her birthday. So you know all the words to that. Jesus, Ram, I got run over by a raindre. I have old mid puzzles today. Okay, we're sorry. I get off the puzzle Lord.

I'm in charge of the puzzles. I'm gonna be hosting out the riddles. And we're gonna start with a couple listeners committed ribbles. Okay, so the first one, this is from Sarah M. the hosting of the riddles. And we're gonna start with a couple listeners commited ripples. Okay, so the first one, this is from Sarah M. She says, Sarah says, old men puzzles, we meet again. This time I have a riddle forged by my own two hands.

That is a slight educational element that you and your co-hosts might enjoy. Wow, she acknowledged you, the co-hosts. Huh. Here's the riddle, here's Sarah's riddle. A man that's definitely allergic to being wasps things commits a crime. As punishment, the dystopian government, Obamacare,

gives him two choices. He can either go into a room filled with extremely agitated and very territorial male bees and wasps or he can enter a room where he will be hurled, I'm sorry, where he will be hunted by government officials, the most dangerous game style. If he survives 24 hours in either room, he is free to go without punishment. What room should he choose?

And why? Can you read it again? No, please. I think I know the answer. So if Alan was the answer over to one more time, a man that's definitely alleged to be in Wasp's things commits a crime as punishment, the dystopian government gives him two choices.

He can either go into a room filled with Extremely agitated and very territorial male bids and wasps or Get into a room. He will be hunted by government officials the most dangerous game style if he survives 24 hours in either room He is free to go without punishment. What room should he choose and what I think maybe I'm stupid, but I think I know Okay, well Aaron think Adol said I think I know it and Aaron said maybe I'm stupid I think I know it so. Well, Aaron think Adel said, I think I know it. And Aaron said, maybe I'm stupid. I think I know it. So I think we know it. But yes, would you like to say, um, can male bees and wasps sting you? Is that the important part of it? So maybe pick the bees and wasps for male sea source has the baby. Jim Gaffigan. Adel, what's your answer? My answer was the

same thing. But to be fair, I buzzed in first. So Aaron should get the answer.igan. Adel what's your answer? My answer was the same thing, but to be fair, I buzzed in first, so Aaron should get the answer. No, Adel should get it. Adel did say he buzzed in first, which is what a male hornet in Wasgwood say. I was gonna say that it has to be the extremely aggravated male bees and hornets because unlike humans,

male bees and hornets talk through their problems. They don't fight. That's true. Yeah. So they'd be like, why are you in this room? Well, they actually, they posture, but they never sting. Like, you want to go? You want to go?

You want to take this outside? Yeah. But they never sting. Yo. I want to see a scene. Oh, I want to see a scene too, but you go first. Aaron, you are a, you're a female wasp. JPC, you are a male wasp.

Fine. And this is a scene that's on like an educational video to show to wasp children in terms of the differences between the two. Just around the corner, just around the corner. Hey kids, in about two weeks you'll be dead, but for now you're going into your teenage phase, you're three days old, and you're maybe noticing some changes. Hi, I'm television actor Brad Wasp. And this is my co-host, television actor Melissa Joan. Melissa Joan Hart. I'm a wasp. And we're here to give you a couple of quick scenarios that you might encounter at your

in your time being an adolescent wasp. Oh no, I stung a human. Oh baby I'm horny as I'll get up, let's make some wasp. See you. Very good, very great brief series of wasp occasional, sea horse occasional events. Thank you Sarah M. Of course the answer is yes. He should choose the room with bees and wasps. Male bees and wasps don't have stingers,

so the man cannot be stung. Only female bees and wasps have stingers since the stingers are actually a modified egg layer. I have a positive, I'll be positive. I'm gonna call my ovaries my egg layer. I can't A of a positive, I can't be a positive. I'm gonna call my ovaries my egg layers. Do you welcome from the concert going, Stung was great. Are you Stung? That's what you waited on.

That's what he sat on that for me. I'm Adele. You tell he sat on that for me. No, to be fair, I tried to say it four times, but I was not able to talk. To be fair. And then you still decided, this is worth saying. I gotta get this. I found a button and it's not found my shirt.

I found a button and it's not found my skirt. Yeah've found a button in it's not by my skirt. Yeah, well, I think that that was very much worth it. Let's go into our next listener submitted, Rebell. This one is from Mark. I'll just say Mark doesn't say. Hoppus? It's fuck. It's from Blake when it is used. Aliens exist to mark Hoppus.

Mm-hmm. When I'm there, you notice my lack. I'm not all is truly black. I'm described as warm, soft and bright. The end of this riddle is light. Ding ding ding ding ding. I don't got it again. Yes, the answer. Well, I'm assuming I don't got it. He made eye contact even though he didn't say it. I don't like a little wink. I don't like the answer with a wink. The wink is the same as an answer. Well, no, let's remember consent is important.

Wink is not an answer. No, wink is a no. Let's be safe. Yes, the answer is light. Thank you, Mark. I'm assuming Mark made that riddle up himself. You know, it was a great toy, light brights. Oh yeah.

I don't remember. What was so great about light brights? They just are so magical when you're a kid when your kid This is before technology when you're a kid and the Parents just got shipped off to you know Japan Yeah, they got shipped off to New Jersey Yeah, we got shipped off to New Jersey. Yeah, but you liked those, right? I was. Sadea, you said he and I each had one, I think.

And we would just like, because you put on like a little black template and then it tells you what lights go where. Oh, they do. So it'd be like a pattern and it would say like, oh for orange or G for green. So you just kind of fill it in. It's almost like paint by numbers. Yeah. But then it'd be like a sailboat or something,

but we would do it and then go into each other's rooms to see what we've created or concocted. You leave it on at night, it was almost a nightlight. Wait, really? I would, yeah. No, interesting. Because I appreciate the glow. I think the other thing that's like low rent

and technology is completely replaced is probably the etch of sketch, which again, is very cool to have a way to draw or be creative as an outlet for kids. Now it feels like- Microsoft paints. Yeah, you could also just get a kid like a design tablet now and they'd fucking be able to actually create

like cool graphic design stuff, probably. I don't know. We don't have kids, we don't know what they're into. I'm never even medicated. Oh. Aaron, let's remedy that. I don't know. We never we don't have kids. We don't know what they're into. I'm never even Medicaid. Aaron, let's let's remedy that. Okay. Here we go. Here's a Come here. Come here. Oh come here. You're pulling my pick tail. Say hi to the nice lady. Hi to the nice lady. Wait, don't make it a Come on pulling your pick tail. Fuck you Get out of here. Like like

Maybe look terrible You just brought a small pig in here. Yeah. Was that a babe pig in the city? Kids, you get that reference, right? That'll do. That'll do. That'll do.

That'll do. That'll do. What was the thing in the world news show last night, Edel, that someone in the audience said, oh, someone in the audience said that they had an overbearing boss. And how do they ask for a raise and they have an overbearing boss. And then we did a scene where it was me and Eddie. Eddie. Maybe.

And then Adel came into the scene and he goes, Hey, a couple of us are going bearing. Do you want to go? And I was like, no, I'm overbearing. It was a true bump set spike. It was one of the only times in life I've ever gotten that right. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I get what he's going for.

There's a total, if this, if he doesn't pick up on this, the audience is gonna be like, who the fuck is this idiot? What is he talking about? The people cheer, what are you, did it? The people clap, people clap too. But 99% of the time, Adel, the way that it goes, is Adel comes onto the scene with anything. Even if it is a bump set for me, he's like,

hey, a couple of us are going bearing, you want to go on? I'm like, Mark, I fired you two years ago. Yeah. And then the audience laughs at Adel. Yeah, for being like, truly we did a scene where I was, I was playing a tour guide in Alaska showing JPC like where Timothy Treadwell died. That's super funny, saying.

And before I could get like the location out or anything, like we talked a little bit, but before, like as I was gonna start the tour and talk about whatever, he goes, so anyway, let me get a Gordita. And just like made me talk of Ellen Flake. No, no. and start to tour and talk about whatever. He goes, so anyway, let me get a Gordita and just like made me talk of Ellen Flake. No, he's just insane though. That's not fun though.

That was the end of the seed. We had already been yelling at each other for like a minute and a half, it was nonsense. And then I also, there's also a, there's, that is really funny. There was two minutes of seeding. There was a running, I said that to edit. There's a running bit of me holding auditions

for an all-kid version of Greece. And at the end, JPC became the person auditioning. And I came on and was like, Hey, I hear you auditioning kids for Greece. Can I read for Derni Zuko? And JPC goes, oh, see what we have here. Your name is Snacklepuzz. And that was the light pole on my computer.

I didn't realize that there was a Hey Rittle rental episode in the middle of a real Christmas. Pretty much, honestly. Greek and Sanglepades. What's more concerning is that we're one trick ponies. So people are like, wow, they do a lot of Hey Rittle riddle stuff in an in-world news night. It's like, no, we have five jokes.

One that we make all the time. I don't, I don't, I've never done that. Sure. Have either of you ever seen me do like the Coco voice in a show? Yeah, yeah.'t, I've never done that. Sure. Have either of you ever seen me do like the Coco voice in a show? Yeah, yeah. Of course I've done. So you have it.

You've seen me play a cat. Okay, guys. 11 times. We gotta get into Izzy's Riddle. This is another riddle submitted by Izzy. Hey folks, my name is Izzy. They them pronouns. Stumble to cross your show after Travis mentioned it

on my bit ma'am and thoroughly enjoying it. They used to teach and some of they did some of these riddles with their students back in the day so they're going to share a couple favorites. Thank you so much, Izzy. So a man and his wife were driving along a deserted road at a somewhat reckless pace. The car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Both the man and his wife came out of it, non-series injuries, but the car was undrivable. The man and his wife both didn't have their phones on them, so the man decided to head back on foot to the last house they passed to get help. His wife decided to stay

with the car, but was scared about being alone, so the husband rolled up all the windows and locked it with her inside and headed off. When he returned, he found his wife to be dead, still appearing to be unharmed. She was still in the car, doors and windows still closed, locked and undamaged in any way that would let anybody into the car. But somehow, there was a stranger in the car that the husband had never seen before.

How did the stranger into the car and how did the wife die? Rattle snake in the vents. Rattle snake in the vents. You gotta get your car checked for Rattle snakes every six to nine months. Rattle snakes You gotta get your cock checked for rattlesnakes every six to nine months Rattle snakes in the events it's the only game with rattlesnakes Well I think we've had something similar to this so this is why I think I know this We have, we have Is there a baby?

Did she give birth to a baby in the car? Is complications? JPC was a baby. They're tiny little baby Can we meet it? Can we meet the baby? We promise hey Hey, let me grab the baby here Oh, grab the baby Oh, we promise we'll be not right. We're gonna promise

Promise we promise love guys. There is a baby in the car. The baby is a little baby Rental stick Rental stick in the car. The baby is a little baby rental sick. Oh, a little sick, he loves it. Yes, the wife was pregnant. She'd gone into labor and it was a baby in the car. I want to see a scene, just a continuation of what we were just doing. JBC, you're our mom and you've just given birth

to another baby. And Adel and I are twins. We're like seven year old twins and we are very creepy twins and we are asking to we're like seven year old twins and we are very creepy twins and we are asking to meet our new baby brother. Oh Jesus, you just appeared. We were in the other half of the mansion and we decided to come up to see your mother. I dropped down from the ceiling.

Clarissa dropped down from the ceiling. Didn't you, Clarissa? I did. She could die up there for weeks. Look under the bed. I'm on the ceiling. Look under the ceiling. I'm on the bed. Children, I've told you time and time again.

We are from Oklahoma. There's no reason to talk. How much blood was there, mother? How much blood can we see? Where's it all, you're blood? I don't know if we took pictures of the blood that I've crimes seen. Oh. It's just a normal amount of blood, some center in there.

Like it was... Some center? That's percent. Percent of a woman? Sometimes we cut the eyes out of the paintings in the house. And we stay in behind the paintings. But we don't put our eyes in. We put our mouth where the eyes will be.

So the mouth is... Oh, is it teeth for eyes? Yes is sometimes I'll just put my fingers through yes doctor facing the paintings these are nice these are nice paintings yes we want to meet our baby But that's my name. Mommy, what's his name? His name is Baby Delphlyn. Delphlyn. At what temperature does he melt? What temperature does he freeze? Same. Hundreds for both. Uh. Uh.

At what height does he fall? At what height does he fall? Yeah. Hey look, are you guys doing this? Let's drop him and see. No, no, no. You can't, everyone has to be very nice to Baby Delphlyn. Is he a balloon? What's that? Is he a balloon? Okay, no. You can't, everyone has to be very nice to baby Della. Is he a balloon?

What's that? Is he a balloon? Okay, we're twins. I'm the daddy Delaide. You call me kids. I didn't have a baby. I was faking Delaide. Thank you.

I was faking it with a balloon for these last nine months because I'm really trying to squeeze some extra child support out of your father. Speaking of faking it with the balloon, where is pop? Faking it with the balloon. We basically just played Jamie and Sammy from Magic Devar. Oops. Hi.

So, what are we gonna say, Aaron? I was gonna say, I only will do this show if it's only an adult, and I playing twins, over and over again again in different context. So fun. We're twins. We know what contract you signed. We will let you, we will order it. You don't have to keep dragging our feet to the heels on this one.

And also part of my contract is JPC has to eat an entire box of Oreos in front of me every recording. Box. Box. Not a sleeve. Not a bag of Oreos. Not a bag of box of Oreos. Uh, yes, King. Okay, this is Izzy's second riddle.

A man would stop at the gas station every day to pick up coffee. Pay 10 cents to fill up his car with gas and then leave. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How much do you pay for a 10-go gas? Pay 10 cents to fill up his car with gas and then leave. Car's a horse. Only super turn. Oh, car's a horse.

Only to return the next morning and repeat the process. He needed to do this or his car would not get him through the day. The attendance saw a quick solution to the problem, but the man preferred to simply pay the 10 cents each morning. Since he stopped by for his coffee anyway and to continue along with his day, rather than to simply take the car and fix it. What was the matter with the man's car? What was the matter with the man's car? The man, what was the matter with the man's car?

The car? He put in coffee and instead of gas. Ooh, yeah. Coffee in your car, coffee in your car. You just put a big tank of coffee in your car. Coffee in your car. Is he excited any morning car, too? Coffee in your car, one that kills next.

Ha ha ha. Out of what were you saying? Uh, I ever got that. Ha ha ha. Was it coffee in your car? It was that. He would stop at the gas station every day to pick up coffee, pay 10 cents to fill up his car with gas, and then leave.

Only during the next morning repeat the process. He needed to do this, or his car would not get him through the day. They did this our quick solution to the problem that the man preferred to simply pay the 10 cents each morning, since he stopped by for his coffee anyway, and continue along with his day, rather than to simply take the car and fix it. What was the matter with the man's car? And we're certain the car not a horse.

That's putting the car before the horse. I want to see you seen. Great. Aaron, you are a local who's come to this gas station. You are filling up, you have put a nozzle of gas in your horse's butthole and you're filling it up. And JBC, you're the gas station attendant gas in your horse's butt hole and you're filling it up. And JBC, you're the gas station attendant who's come out to finally confront her. And Adel, if you feel inspired to be the horse.

Oh, if it's Saint Amar. Oh, deeper. Hey, Cheryl, this looks like a new horse. Good morning, yeah. Missuming the other horse last horse from yesterday, died. Yep. Because it put gasoline in butthole. See you're filling this horse's butt hole up with gasoline.

Yeah, we're going on a road trip. Okay. Okay, Cheryl, can I be straight with you? Can I be frank with you? You come in here one every day. Every day? And every day you kill a horse by filling its butt hole up with gasoline. Please, let's talk more stop.

No, here's the thing. I work at a sick horse farm. These horses are dying. They've one more day left to live. All of their dying wishes are road trips. No, it's not true. Dear. Come on man.

Dear, can I be honest with you? What's up? Can I be honest with you? This gas station is not doing well. We can take all the business that we can get. You come in here and you put 40, 50 gallons of gas at a horse. And that means I can't be honest with you. This gas station's not doing well. We can take all the business that we can get. You come in here and you put 40, 50 gallons of gas at a horse and that means I can put food on the table for my family.

Now I also know that every day a horse is dying. And so I gotta tell you, it's not worth it anymore. This is the last day I'll let you fill this guy up because he needs to enjoy it. No, but after that, I'm cutting you off. You gotta leave me a gas station. Horses are $90,000, and I'm just trying to get these horses their final wishes and take them on a road trip

to Grand Cain so they can see it. Carol, look, can I level with you? I'm a pervert. I know. I like feet stuff, always have. You're a pervert too. You like feeling the horses up with gasoline. We're perverts.

Only my perversion is low cost, okay, so low cost depends on who you ask. I'm sure I got a couple of foot cameras station around the property. This is the worst seed we've ever done. And I know it cost me $25,000 to install. Can't take any more gas in the blood. It's saying. Can we end every seed with can't take any more gas in the butt?

I'll tell you what, we can end every first half of the show on that. So we will every scene with Yardımden, yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne? Yorumlarınızıza ne?

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There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s,

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I like my clank clank clank. Hey, R, come back. Oh, man. Okay, we are back and we did not finish that riddle. So, is he's riddle? Is he's riddle. They still need an answer. Ten cents to Phillip his car with gas every day and leave.

He could simply take the car and fix it, but he prefers to just continue on doing it this way. Why? What's going on? What's going on that you would only need? He's leaking. He's leaking. Fill up your gas tank. It's leaking. The gas is leaking. The gas is leaking. Aaron, that is correct, but there's a little more specific sensitivity that I feel like you need before you can truly solve this

riddle. It's leaking into the engine. No. Which is not a leak about. No. It's in sense, though. Like. Which is not a leak at all. No. It's in sense though. Like this, I think this assumes that the price of like unleaded gasoline is still $2 through dollars, whatever it is. For gallon. So what leak would cause you to not have to use this much gas? Pay 10 cents to fill up his car with gas. And you're in this right. I know what it is. Do you?

It's a gas leak, which is causing him to go insane, thinking 10 cents is enough for a top off. Top off the morning, too, yeah. What? This guy said, yeah, there's a leak of gas to do his coffee every morning. He's driving his car into like the kitchen of a cracker. He's just like, top it off and you're like, um. Can I have some pancakes? I played that little game that's on the table. I don't like the kitchen of a cracker bro. He's just like, top it off and you're like, oh.

Can I have some pancakes? I played that little game that's on the table. Thanks so much. Spice Daffles. No, that is a good guess. I'll take a rocking chair to go, Link. I have a broom. Would you like a hint?

Yes. Is he provides a hint? They say the 10 cents per day was probably cheaper than what it would cost to fix the problem. He had a leak. Mm. Yeah. Yes. But that's the hint. The hint problem. He had a leak. Mm. Yeah. Yes, but that's the hint.

The hint is that he had a leak. What you're looking for is what was the matter with the man's car. So fixing it would be cheaper than the Tincense. The Tincense is probably cheaper than it would cost to fix the problem. It's just not convenient. I didn't have a bottom.

Cause you have to do it with the reason. You guys, I just realized I look like the cinnamon rooms from Crayton Barrow. Crayton Barrow? Crayton Barrow? Crayton Barrow? Crayton Barrow. Don't I look like him? I took my family to go eat at a Crayton Barrow.

They would not serve. That's unbelievable. By the way, guys, if you want to leave an iTunes review and you want to give us five stars and the only text that you would have put in the review is it didn't have a bottom. I was the little one. Even after the horse's gas scene is it didn't have a bottom. Even after the horse gas scene, it didn't have a bottom. If I had one day left to live, I'd go into a Creighton barrel with a bat and just go nuts, all those displayed.

But it's so dark. I would flap, pick up all the creak there. Why did you bring me here? Because I want to pick out 20 towels. I was born with crazy bro. I want to go through, I wanted to register for our wedding. I wanna see you soon. Can I also ask Aaron, this Creighton barrel

with the bat fantasy, feels like it could also be the backdrop setting to a music video. Wouldn't you do it to a certain song? Hold up, they don't love you like I love you. Slow down, they don't love you like I love you. I don't know, you wanna see seen? No, it would be the a certain song. Hold up. They don't love you like I love you. Slow down. Slow down. They don't love you like I love you. I add a you want to see seen? No, it would be the belly button song.

You're the battered great barrel. Baby shark. Baby, wait a minute. Do you know that it is a boo wheel not do? I add a what scene would you like to see? I want to see a scene Aaron and I are getting married. I am Batman. She is Aaron and James, you are

being officiating the wedding. Okay, catch ya. Do you know the love it? We are gathered here. It got them full wedding. Ah. Ah. Pretty close.

I didn't put that little mask thing in front of my face. No, it's good. Aaron. I wrote my own vows. When I was young, my parents were killed in front of me. Shot down by the Joker. Did you have some? Yes, okay. Wait, I'm the Batman one. I know, but I'm the Aaron man.

And we're twins. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Love is putting your depletion aside for one day with pain. So you can marry the love of your life. Love is having Robin as your best man. And I have Robin as my part's man. I'm Kuyimasa. I've seen. No, no, Aaron. That's the worst scene we ever done.

Um, man, you're right. It doesn't have a bottom. What is the answer to this? We cannot stress enough. I can't just give you the answer. Please, I'm begging you, am I in a need? So you're so close, that there have a bottom. What is the answer to this? We cannot stress enough. I can't just give you the answer. Please, I'm begging you, am I in the mean? So you're so close, you're so close, that there's a leak, you just have to figure out what's leaking.

So what is leaking? The gas tag. No, what's leaking is the energy to the dial that shows the gas. The radio. No, it's, no. Is there radio leaking? No.

Carb and Monoxide. No. Everything's leaking. Something on every car that has the capacity to leak. Think about what else is in a car? The lighter, the drier, the lighter of the driver. No. The lighter of the driver.

Think about it. Think about another type of gas that is in parts. Oh, no. No. It's not gasoline. That blue stuff. It's not gasoline. What's the blue stuff?

Dead stuff. The blue stuff you put in the front of a car. Aaron, that's going to be an emergency break. The cooling the front of a car. Aaron, Aaron, that's gonna be an emergency break. The cooling, the engine cooling thing. Cool, cool, it's not cool. Hold on, hold on. I gotta see a commercial. Okay.

But this is, by the way, this is the third scene or commercial we've seen on this riddle that we're capable of solving. Your honor, I'm guilty for having too much fun. And you're also not giving us the answer. So when it comes? I wanna see a commercial. This is gonna be a 30 second commercial.

This is for engine coolant, but the commercial is made to almost make it seem like it's a drinkable thing, like a sunny day or something. Okay, cool. Yep. Oh, yeah. Whoa, who's that guy? It's me, engine coolant.

Wow, hey, engine coolant. You're a coolant, huh? You look about like the coolaid man. Can we drink you? I'm not. I'm your uncle's wife. Whoa. Does he go down on you?

Uncle's always go down on their wives. Even when the wife is an engine? Hey, everybody. Let's cool down that engine with a little Arctic blast. You look like I can drink you, are you sure I can? Okay, and I'm never gonna directly answer that question. But, please keep asking it. You're a forbidden drink, like paint or a white out.

Forbidden drink, forbidden drink, forbidden drink, forbidden drink. You know what? You can drink me if you're an engine. And only if you're an engine. And that kid is an engine engine so that kid can drink me But I'm not and I'm gonna try Ha ha ha ha Oh god no See, time of death

Ha ha ha ha Doesn't have a bottom What else on a car can leak that has gas in it? What else on a car can leak that has gas There are four of them in most cars cylinders There's uh Tell us JPC

Four of these passengers are full of gas on every car on the road. Oh, inflatable husbands I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know tires. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know air refuses to see tires. This is also, this is also Aaron's impression of her, like a mine key. I don't know. Why'd you bring your car in, ma'am? I don't know. This is me anywhere. If my dad isn't answering the phone and I need his help,

I don't know. Everybody had a mine key with this, he aired it like, that'll be $16, $100. I don't know. I'm like, are you sure? I just needed my window wash. Didn't run in my car. Just one window washed.

I have a dead bird, but it's inside my trunk. One of the tires had a leak and it cost 10 cents of gas. Air's gas per day to fill that up, fill up that tire. And Adil says boo, and Izzy says, thanks much and I look forward to more of your lovely podcast. So I hope you're all awake. Wait, I like that. I like that.

Sorry, Izzy. Thank you so much, Izzy. That was a really good rid that. I like that. I like that. Sorry, is he? Thank you so much, Issy. That was a really good riddle that we are apparently just incapable of solving. Wait, and of course, every time Issy sends a riddle, we always say, is he? Is he? You, boy, that's what? What is he?

No, I was conducting. Oh. Ready? Issy. Sing a second. Ah. Perfect. Great. Okay, so now that those pesky listeners submitted riddles are off the table, we're going to go

back to one of our favorite. You see it. It's the blue book. It's the blue book of riddles. Aaron, how do you feel? I'm calling 911. What do you think? I don't know.

What's your emergency? Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I'm calling 911. What do you think? I don't know what you're emergency? GBC is he opened the blue book of riddles. Um, can you get a yours as if you can? We're sending in the national guard. Ma'am ma'am. I need you to get under a table and I need you to try and kill him We're sending all the national park staff ma'am. I'm authorizing you as a deputy over the phone I am knighting you over the phone. Make a citizens murder. A citizens murder.

Ma'am, go to a FedEx kick-goes, print out this license to kill. All right, this one, the title of this riddle is Strange Sounds. You guys are gonna love this. It's the blue book. Modern movies, unlike those of a half century ago, are often made with picture and sound recorded at different times. No, no... No.

No. No. Anything that says modern movies was written 80 years ago. Sound effect technicians watch the picture and make the appropriate sounds, perhaps walking in place on a hard floor to generate the sound of footsteps. No. Sounds, perhaps walking in place on a hard floor to generate this out of footsteps. Now, how can this method of recording sound be detected in the final movie? So this is about old-timey foley artists? I would appear that this is an old-timey foley artist riddle.

Matt Foley artist? I want to see a scene right out of the gate. Oh boy. Um, uh, JPC or Adel, you are an old-timey movie director and you're directing your first talking picture. And JPC is the star of your movie. And maybe it's like a western. Wow, what a great day.

The sound has been invented in moving pictures. So Blake, you're going to get your chance to be a... Not only just a feast for the eyes, but an audio feast. So let's go ahead and get you on set here. Oh, boy, I can't wait to be an audio feast. Oh, great. Oh good. One more of the most handsome in a live, and finally people are gonna hear my voice.

Oh great, I'm the female star of the movie. Ah, yep. This is my, uh, this is my female co-star. I'm beautiful. Isn't she a drop dead girl? We're ready to start the scene, this is my female co-star. I'm beautiful. Isn't she a drop dead of gold? We're ready to start the scene, I know my lines. Uh-huh. We're ready to start the scene. Oh great. You look very concerned, I'd say.

Well, I was gonna say that this is supposed to be a sweeping, uh, romantic medieval movie, but based on hearing your voice, we're gonna make it a western. Okay, yeah. I love spaghetti. Okay, so what? Huh? Well, that'll come later when we get the Italians involved. So let's go ahead and let's say that you're walking into a saloon and you find, you, you, you, behind the bar. Here we go. Action! Sglate, squip, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig! Hey handsome, can't worry about your dream. Oh Oh and sorry, that is correct.

Don't forget to make your own sound effects. Yeah, of course. Yeah, because now we can. But we don't have to pay those dastardly folly hours. And there's no way to edit this out. Here we go. I'm gonna go from the top. The live in the movie?

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Girl for Meep and Emo? That is so funny. I had to take it out of it. That is so funny. That is so funny. Dad to see her. Do you guys have an answer? No.

No. How could you tell? Wait, what was it? What was the final question? How can this method of recording sound be detected in the final move? Because it's so clear and good. Because if it's any sound at all, that's what it is.

Yeah, because it sounds like it's, it doesn't sound like it's horse hooves from like a mile away. It doesn't sound like it's horse hooves from a mile away. Is you think that's the answer? That's my country album name. Horse hooves from a mile away. You don't hear constant wind. It's great to be back on tour promoting my new album. Horse hooves from a mile away. This come on goes out to my family who's no longer with us. Hit it! Me

me me me me me me me me. We're still here. We're with her. We're off the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- two earlier, two late, give it away. No. Are some sounds inappropriately absent? Yes. In a purport. Oh, I'm breathing. What sounds are not there? Sort of recording sound, be detective. Yeah. What sounds are not there? Farts. Okay. Yeah, farts. Yeah, it could be farts, I guess. Is it farts? Yeah, because you know how you can tell when you're watching a movie if the actor is farting. He farted. He farted. Ben Damon farted. He farted.

Oh, Charlie's there and just cleaved. They cut it out. He farted. Ben Damon farted. I saw. Guys, I saw a back. Do you like apples? He just bought a zoo and then he farted.

You guys met Damon farted. I'm not a zoo. Fart. Rewired it in 10 seconds. You can tell by my day. And parted. I'm not a zoo for rewind it's in seconds. You tell by his cheeks they look the wind hits him. He said here's the check for the zoo and then he parts please. Listeners, Ritius, please take please post on Twitter clips of Matt Damon movies like we were your show. If you if you if you if any movie that you have a clip of a character.

It has to be mad. Damon. I'm sorry. It has to be mad Damon. It has to be mad Damon. And then just like as he's fighting, you hear a fart slip out. The departed. If you could just tell mad Damon's farting, take a little video of it and say, and we'll call it hashtag the, the farted.

Defarded hashtag defarded. That's amazing. Good job. Okay, so sit in his clips of mad Damon farting in movies where you're pretty convinced that they ended in that sound now. Hashtag defarded. This will be good news if everyone's time. Hashtag fart is suffering. Oh my god. Hashtag how do you like them farts? All right, do you guys want to just what the answer to this fucking bullshit?

Um, give us a hint. I think that you're pretty much close. They're like, what's missing? The absence of sound. It's a certain type of sound. Room tone. I mean, I said like, wind, but it, feedback from them, I know. You kind of have to be pretty specific in this, which is why I think I might just give it to you. Just give it to us.

Okay, so you're gonna love this answer. I just remembered you on the elevator again. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Some movies in the 1980s had scenes in which someone was typing, but the sounds of the keys were unrelated to the motion of the type as fingers. Nowadays, scenes of typing, can see nowadays, conceal the hands to prevent that error. Reverberations remain a clue as when a person walks from outdoors into a narrow corridor and the footsteps do not reverberate indoors. Another clue is the absence of a companion sound as when several people are walking and only one set of footsteps is heard. Oh, I was going to say all of this. Or when a horse drawn cart is shown and horses hooves are heard, but the cartwheels themselves are

totally silent. I hate when they make cartwheels themselves are totally silent. So it's a- I hate when they make cartwheels. I thought the Bentley people just cartwheel like. Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee Mom, what do you think? Eight and a 10? Eight and a 10?

Is that cartwheel? Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee we pick up continuity errors in movies often? Yes, sometimes my brain can pick those out pretty quickly. The things like that, I feel like I get them rarely, or maybe people just don't make a lot of these. I feel like I get them rarely, but when I do get them, I'm insanely indignant. Mariah and I, like I've said for a long fucking time, are rewatching loss straight through for the first time. As of time of this recording, we're like half way,

no, two thirds of the way through season five, probably will be finished very soon. But there was a scene where there was a woman standing in the back of a room and then another character talked and then it cut back to her and she was in the middle of the room and I was like, can you believe that? She was in the back of the room, she was in the middle of the room.

I said to Mariah and then she just looked at me with the look of like, who fucking cares? Like, let's just get look of like who fucking cares? Like let's just get through this. Let's just get through this. But the continuity errors do like draw me out. Like I'm like, oh, oh, can you believe? When I was younger, I was the worst. And they're illegally blonde, Warner. There is no problem.

Her boyfriend. At the beginning of the movie, his hair is parted two different ways on the same date. Drown me freaking crazy when I was a kid and I would always like point it out if I was at a sleepover where you're watching it. I'd be like, hey, do you notice that because they probably shot in different days? I blar blar blar blar blar. But I was like, can you be homesick and call your mom?

There's a lot, there's a surprising amount, where I do notice, I feel like I'm fairly perceptive, but there'll be like two shots in a TV show, where it's like in the two shots, someone's colors popped, but in the one shot close up, there it's down. So that kind of stuff happens nonstop. My friend, I never noticed this until my friend Christine Wines turned me on to it,

but she used to go fucking apeshift or in a post on Twitter for like celebrity wigs that were like fucked up in movies and stuff. And now I see it all the time. And especially again, we were watching Lost and Lost has a lot of time dashes and fast forwards and stuff and they bring characters back and stuff, but sometimes they're wearing like they didn't have

the wig anymore for that character. And they got a wig that was similar to it, but it's not that same wig. You guys Emma from here threw away the wig anymore for that character. And they got a wig that was similar to it, but it's not that same wig. You guys Emma from Hair Throw Away The Wig, such as after. Oh, celebrity wigs, top of my head, Kristen. Yep, good answer. Very good answer.

Christine Wines was in my dream last night. No. Isn't that crazy that you brought her up? That is crazy. No one's mentioned her to me in the last couple of weeks. She's the best, but I was like, why was Christine Wines in my dream last night? Just a little dream pop-ins.

I know, she just said, came to say hello. Maybe you saw her, like I just scrolled past her on Twitter or something like that. Oh, I think also we were both supposed to be at the same wedding that is being postponed. Oh, the one we got, yeah. And I think maybe I was excited to see her so my brain centered my brain.

You're supposed to go to a wedding for Post Malone? Yeah, he's not. He's officiating. For Post Malone, it's people's not. He's officiating. For Post Malone. It's people that he doesn't know, but they're doing it for him. We'd like to dedicate our wedding to Post Malone.

I was born of the weather party. All right, you ready? Yes. This one's called gas station glitch. During a fuel shortage, George drove to a gas station and waited in line behind many other motorists cars a horse car Horse fill it with butt

But a man that's her t-shirt cars a horse fill it with butt Can we have a t-shirt of just a horse's ass with a gas No, all right, we do it fine. You only have ten more you guys have no idea the shit I veto Fine, you only have 10 more. You guys have no idea the shit I veto. The shit. It should be gas nozzle going deep into a horse's ass and underneath it should just say regular. I feel like I'm a dam and the water is just the hell

that you two would like to put me on the earth t-shirt wise if I didn't stop you. During a viewer shortage, George drove to a gas station and waited in line behind many other motorists, a man in the familiar gas station, uniform. Whoa. Okay.

This riddle was written by like, Carrier Pigeon or Pony Express. Walked over and explained him, we have a $10 limit. To save time, we're taking cash only and collecting payment in advance. George gave the man a $10 bill. When he reached the front of the line

and parked in front of a pump, he asked for his $10 with a gas. The limit is $5, replied the attendant. What happened? The man was driving double cars. The man was driving double cars. I'm Mark Summers and this is double cars. I'm, uh, uh, what is it called?

Mobile home. What's it called? Mobile home. What's it called? Can you read that one again? I feel like I missed one detail. During a fuel shortage, George drove to a gas station and waited in line behind many other motorists, or it was just a normal day at Frick and Costco, right? They got the cheapest gas in town. A man in the familiar gas station uniform walked over and explained to him,

we have a $10 limit to save time. We're taking cash only in collecting payment in advance. George gave the man a $10 bill. When he reached the front of the line and parked in front of a pump, he asked for his $10 worth of gas. The limit is $5, replied the attendant. What? Oh, I, I, the gas station attendant in the familiar uniform was a fucking liar.

Yeah. Fucking swindler. The gas station list. Swindlers list. Yeah, oh my God, hashtag swindlers list. Don't hashtag that. Adel, you are exactly right. The gas station list. Swindlers list. Yeah, oh my god, Hashtag Swindlers list. Don't hashtag that. Addle you exactly right. The man whom George paid was not an employee

of the gas station but a con artist who got a uniform asked everyone in line for $10 in left quickly. I absolutely did you see it? Wait a minute, did you say con artist or con airst? Con air, put the bunny down. Con air, my son, Con air. Addle, you are a, and I'm saying this. Conner! Put the pony down. Conner! My son! Conner! You are a, and I'm saying this with air codes, gas station employee in a familiar uniform.

You're not. And GBC, you're a guideline for gas, and I just want to see you con. GBC's character into doing really anything. Oh, quite a line today. Oh yeah, quite a line today. Oh yeah, quite a line here. And of course I work here here at bottom-dread, Sparrow of gas. Shell? You work at the shell?

Yeah, well all the employees call it bottom-dread, just barrel of gas. But yeah, Shell, Shell. I guess I'm not an employee, so I wouldn't know that. Yeah, it's a long line. Yeah, a real long line, really. You know, yeah, gotta get gas. You know, yes, though. Yeah, gotta get guys Practically runs on the stuff absolutely. I work here. So what I'll need for you. Yeah, you can tell by your your uniform

Yes, it's just and what we're asking for people is before because there's a shortage I love this uniform by the way. No, thank you. I love it simple. It's just a white shirt. Oh my god With a best top on top and you've got the white t-shirt it looks like it just has the word shell But it's gotten apostrophe. Yeah in between the SH the ELL. Yep, that's right. She'll she'll I'm sorry She'll okay. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes gotta get gas, really excited about the gas. Hey, excuse me. I feel like I recognize your face. Are you from the news or something? Um, I don't know. I mean, I've been in the news.

You look a lot like that man who's putting... I didn't murder anyone. Gasoline up horses, but. I did that. Well, congratulations. I really love the work. Thank you so much. Thank you, you're so much. Thank you.

Well, always nice to meet a fan. Gonna get some gas today. Yeah, real quick. Can I try and swindle you? What's it? I've been trying Thank you, thank you. Wow, always nice to meet a fan. Gonna get some guests today. Yeah, real quick, can I try and swindle you? What's that? I've been trying to swindle you. You have it. But I can't. Who can't seem to get in for a swindle. Okay, what would you like me to do? I was gonna say maybe like, oh, show me some pictures of your kids or something.

They're in the wallet, you can go ahead and just check that out right there. Okay. Alright, take your money here. Okay, it seems fair. Alright, what's your name? I'm a cop. My name's Jack Cop. Hmm, my name's Mark Copus.

No, you already said Jack? That's the thing. No, you already said your name, but that's the day that you have to die with. Speaking of dying, do you guys want to die to one more riddle? Yes, please. Yes. Speaking of cops, police officers, they're spouses, oh, this one's called staged roulette. Police officers, they're spouses and their families put together a talent show to raise

money for their retirement fund. One of the events that the show was a skit about the evils of gambling. In one scene, a misguided man lost most of his money to a crooked, relentless operator. It was learned too late that the audience could see the stage from above and would observe the number into which a roulette ball would drop. What did the producers do? What is this? Can you read that again?

That hurt. In one scene, a misguided man lost most of his money to a crooked, relentless operator. It was learned too late that the audience could see the stage from above and would observe the number into which a roulette ball would drop. But this is a play about the evil's look gambling, right? It's not a real, he's not really gambling. Hey buddy, I wish I had a better riddle for you, but all I got is the blue book. So the question is what? What did the producers do because the audience could see that this The roulette ball landed in the wrong spot. So what did the producers do about that?

They took all the numbers out. Well, they magnetized it. What fucking eagle-eyed audience can see the numbers on a roulette wheel from the balcony or mezzanine of a theater? I think my tiny binoculars to the theater each time I go. So I would be able to spot something like that. Do you guys want close? So what do I have to do to get a reaction around here? So what the producer, so why would the producers need to do anything? Because they would need it to be a certain number?

I don't know. Do you guys want to hear the close? Yeah. Could this get me rewritten so that the roulette bet was concealed from the view of the audience or removed entirely? No. So it depends on this bet being staged. Could the roulette wheel be partially hidden?

No. Was gambling a significant problem in that town? Absolutely. Why do we need to know that? Ha. I don't know. I don't wanna take this to Rital Court. I wanna take this to like a Rital Abitwa

and just put a fucking hammer and that's it. It was learned too late that the audience could see the stage from above and would observe the number and at which the Ralette ball would drop. I mean, what they could do is like, if they're, if they need the person to lose or when they could always have it be, the bet, their bet could be red or black.

This is the worst riddle I've ever read in this book. Okay, I can't wait. You gotta tell us the answer. In that book. And this book, that saying something. This is the worst one. You ready for it? Yes.

We died. The police chief had a crooked gambling joint rated and easily obtained a rigged roulette wheel for the show. That's what the producers did. What? Aaron, anything you want to plug. I want to plug anything that isn't riddles. Follow me. Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram. Aaron, keep two on Twitter.

Yeah. Yeah. Let me know if you need anything. Here's what I want to plug. Lissers of the show, Ritians, we beg of you. Please send us riddles. Yeah, we like your riddles better. Clearly, we are dying. We have, uh, scrape the bottom of the barrel. Please email us some riddles, write them yourself,

send us riddle books, whatever you can do to help, to help with our riddle drought. Now, that is a big, a bit disingenuous because we have like over a thousand emails of people who have sent us riddles that we have not cracked into yet. Okay, we'll send us matches so we can burn this book. We found that regular fire doesn't kill it,

so we've tried to stab it in its heart, but it is a horcrux. That book says a horcrux. This book has a horcrux and I do not want to know what wizard we're keeping alive. I also want to plug our... You can get to hear that, baby!

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