Hey Riddle Riddle - #95: Alone Together For The First Time!

Episode Date: May 13, 2020

We record our very first episode from home and boy oh boy it's been too long since we've done this so we're a little slaphappy! We dish hot cookies, puppy remakes, a new JFK theory, create some new fruits and veg and go back in time to kill someone! Who? You'll just have to listen to find out! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a's a podcast. Um, it's been a while. I can't remember the name of this show. Someone helped me out. This is... Should have stretched before. This is Dr. Giggles. Can people see me? This is, oh, what is this? What is this?

Can people touch me now? Dr. Funny comedy. Dr. Funny, Dr. Is that the name of the podcast? Wait a minute, it's coming back to me. Old man puzzles. Yes, yes. OPC police horse. Oh a minute, it's coming back to me. Old man puzzles. Yes, yes. NPC police horse.

Oh man, it's all coming back. Oh, it's awesome. Uh, uh, hey. Oh, you got it. Wait, I think I had something with Dr. Funny Comedy. I think we have a theme song. It's very catchy. It goes, okay.

Dr. Funny Comedy, 10ccs of laughter in your ass. Dr. Funny Comedy, 10ccs of laughter in your ass doctor Ten C's of Already parents adgenious he's so good. Wait, are he parrot hey riddle riddle? Oh Shoot that's the name of the show. This is hey riddle. I'm Abdul Magache Mm-hmm that that I am sure is correct. I think I'm a OC Does that sound right? I think I'm the one who's the woman. I'm the lead.

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I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. I'm the lead. back in separate studios. Here's the thing, we've been releasing on schedule.

We haven't missed a single episode, brand new episodes every week, baby. But that's because we stockpiled like 15 episodes back in February or something. Because. Because we are profits. Because Adel was supposed to go on a trip. Casey and I were supposed to go to Japan,

not together, separate trips, but we're in a trip. Which is true. You both booked separate trips to Japan for the save amount of time. We talked about maybe meeting up, but also we're on vacation. I don't want to see people I know. That's the whole reason I'm getting out of this fucking place. But yes, so this is our first time recording since everything, and it's new to us, and hopefully it sounds pretty good, but we're all in our closets. So we want to apologize for maybe it being very surreal the last month and a half, two months

of listening to our show because we recorded before most of this happened. So it must have been really strange. And we want to take this time to apologize for any flippant jokes we made. Our lawyers told us we need to get that out in the open, get ahead of it. So we do apologize for killing cats in our last episode. If we're doing this like Catholicism style, I'll go ahead and apologize for everything bad I've ever done in my life. I'll go ahead and get absolution and then I'll go ahead and snort the pain off her right

ass or just dick and like keep being fucking bad as hell. You're gonna drink vodka Absolutely. I'm I'm six years so I can't do that. You guys I have two things. I want to tell you yes Yes, one right before we recorded this I burnt the shit on my mouth with a cookie And I think it's bleeding a little I have to ask Was it was it hot was a hot cookie? No, and I need your help because I think the devil is I Skulled my mouth. I think my mouth is the entrance to hell Yeah, there's not recipe for hot Oreos by a pack of Oreos put them in the oven 500 degrees for 81 minutes

Let them sit in the sun You're not done yet. Hey Eugene, I don't want to be a troublesome, but can I get a hot Oreo? I don't know. And I did have deep fried Oreo response and they were delicious. We had those in Nashville, yeah.

That sounds really good. I bought an order of like three and then I was like, oh no, and then I think I ordered 10 more. Yeah. The second thing I want to tell you guys, and I know this is gonna sound really weird. But I am so excited to do riddles. I am so happy to be back doing riddles. I haven't done one in two months. I think I'm gonna be great. I think I'm gonna kill it. I can't wait. I'm turning over a new

leaf. This is episode seven Aaron. She's energized. I am back. Hold on a second. James, I see what's going on. James, I see what's going on. Hold on. Hey, Sean, can you go get Aaron? Oh, you want it, Aaron? Yeah.

Oh my God. Sean, we know you're the fuck off. Sean, we know you're the fuck off. Hey, Sean, the impression it's getting very good. It's getting very good. Except for Sean, Sean, I do want to say cookies are usually couple notes. Sean cookies aren't hot. I know that you think I know your alien.

You think cookies is hot. I know you think that women are sensitive, but that doesn't imply hot cookies burn mouths. Wait a minute. It door sound. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk over. Oh, you're cooking. Wait a minute.

Chinese. Oh my god. Is this Hey, R? Yeah, are we back to recording this? Oh? Aaron hey, oh my god. I have been loving not doing I was about to say the the lock that has affected us all in a myriad of terrible and horrible ways But uh restoring your faith and riddles has to be barred on the worst thing that I've ever heard. The worst thing that I've ever heard was the haircut I gave Sean two weeks ago. No, did you really? I, guys, I sobbed after I gave him the haircut. You cried?

I cried. He was like, it's fine. It's okay. It's fine. And I was like, I am so sorry. You should be mad at me for four days. Was it clippers and scissors or just scissors or what? Just clippers and... Just clippers. That's the one I'm trying to give. I'll send you a picture. Just Clippers for haircuts. How are you guys?

Did you miss riddles? I missed you guys. We talked a lot. We've had a lot of tax chains going, a lot of checking ends. We've seen each other in person a little bit, but we kept our distance, of course, always played safe. But, yeah, it's so weird and cool and wonderful to be back recording with you.

Adults engaged. And I'm engaged. Oh, yeah, shit. That happened during this. Yes. A wizard took me hostage. He put me in his dungeon and put a wand to my head and made me marry his dragon. So now, um, I know that a lot of people have heard the story, but Adults, you should tell it for the people who are So I was going to like we mentioned I was going to go to Japan with Jemma and we rented I think it's called an Onsen or Ryokin or onsen. It's like a very nice spa It's like each room gets its own spa kind of hotel room a very traditional Japanese place and it overlooked Mount Fuji So I was gonna propose to her there.

Obviously that fell through, and then when this seemed like it wasn't going away anytime soon, I was just like, I'll do something in the apartment. So I set out like 20 puzzles that the answers to a lot of the puzzles were like stuff that have meaning to us and a lot of moments in our relationship over four years. And then it ended with me. So each puzzle led her to a different new puzzle and a new area of the apartment. And then finally, I just handed her a cryptix,

which is like what they use in DaVinci code. And it had a six-letter combination. And I go. That's a little flail if the guy beats his back with. Exactly. Yeah, okay. I know. That's all I'll find out.

Yeah. And I handed it to her. I go, forget all the other riddles. This has a six-letter solution. And if you can't figure it out, we should not get married. And she immediately took it and put in my wife, and it opened, and I was like, that's meant to be. At your engagement was sponsored by our show.

We should mention that. That's a brilliant content. A brilliant content for our show. It's funny, I posted a tweet about it. I took a picture of the cryptic that says, my wife and her hand with the ring. And I was like, making a joke about what I did. And then so many people in the comments were like,

I'm so sorry to like ruin this moment, but I can't help but hear my wife in a Borat voice. And that's all I can hear. And I'm like, yeah, that's the fucking bit. Also, you set up an escape room, but there's no escape because it's marriage. There's no escape. And you're together forever.

That's my stand-up from the age. I set up a no escape room. Yeah, what else? Just like with an escape room, you could always yell at God to end it. Can I have a clue? Okay. Aaron, can you get a fucking clue?

Can I get a hint? Yeah. Can we hear some more of your 80s stand up? Oh, my wife is the worst. You know what I hate about my wife? She loves me and supports me and does most of the labor in our relationship. And I'm like, stop doing all the labor and make me french rise woman. My wife gave birth, and afterwards the doctor came out and he goes, it wasn't a delivery. It was the Jornos.

Hey, I'm wearing leather. Stop me if this sounds like anybody you know. And afterwards the doctor came out and he goes it wasn't a delivery it was the journals Stop stop me if this sounds like anybody you know anybody has a wife Loving and supporting partner who you cherish and you want to spend all your time with stop. I was falling. Yeah, instructions Guys here's a fight here's a good stand-up bit Do we think if the NFL's canceled this season, do we think the puppy bowl goes in? The NFL has canceled? What do they do? What do they say?

Oh no. I'll have a puppy bowl in my apartment. I'll just capture a bunch of animals off my balcony. These puppies have been training for this day. I think they're gonna play the whole season. I honestly, one thing that I think is like, the only sports that can happen anymore are esports. So we should still have the Super Bowl,

we should still have football, but what we should do is we should have those same football players playing their characters in like Madden 2020 or whatever and just watch that. Like we should just, everything should just be digital now. Let's just do it all. It's in the game. It's in the game. I decided that I want someone to completely remake Friday night lights, but it's all puppies

Jesus Lord You imagine it's so called Friday and let's Friday and they Pights Okay, so we have Tim Tim instead of Tim Riggins. It's gonna be No, I got it rough. It's it instead of Tim Reagan's it's Oh, no, it's rinton Tim Reagan's it's who's a good Tim Reagan Who's a good Tim Reagan That's fantastic

I guess should we get into the episode? I can't wait! Oh, JPC, how are you? Are you okay? As ever, we could see we're all still insane. You're okay, JPC, right? Yeah, but you know, like twice if you're okay, JPC. Yeah, I mean, we're, obviously it's just been, we've been kind of like, cooked up. It's been like, what, eight weeks now or something crazy like that? Of lockdown.

So, it's just, you know, it's such a weird time to be alive. But I'm grateful that I'm alive. Cool. Big Sam. Okay, but yeah, this is a riddle podcast, not a current events podcast, we're not skewering the news. Yeah, we're not a documentary on sincerity, so it's not gonna. So, who is Old Man Puzzles for this episode?

I believe I am Old Man Puzzles. The original. What if we had forgot to discuss it? It's been so long, it's like, who's Old Man Puzzles? Then we just like spend 45 minutes to be like, eh, wait. And we all gasped like Casey to be like, Casey, you were the one who was supposed to do the riddles.

This was your job. Casey, you're supposed to record it, set up our equipment and do the riddles. That's your job. Oh my God, guys, we're repiliting. This is our repilit. The five seasons in, we're repiliting. So it's like the first episode all over again.

So I'll become a villain? No. I'll become a good guy. You'll become a good guy. Oh shit, I didn't want to do something. There's something quick. We can do this very quickly. It's just something we do have to get out of the way because this is I believe this is episode 95 and 100 is coming up. Sure. In five weeks. So this is something I just need to do real quick. I prefer to do it on air just so there's records of it. Aaron, do I have your attention here? Cool. We're coming up on 100 episodes that does mean

that I have to do some performance reviews. How do you think you've been doing in the podcast so far? OK, that's definitely a question. OK. And the answer is, I would just get points from knowing that was a question. Great, I think I'm doing 10 points. And where are you serious?

I think I'm knowing that was a question. Great, I'm doing 10 points. And where are you serious? I think I'm doing okay. Okay, Aaron, you're doing a lot of physical comedy right now. Nobody can see. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're doing pretty good. I'm bad at reddles, but I make up for it with how often I interrupt people when they're speaking. Yeah, you're the one who does that.

Great, and where do you see yourself in a hundred episodes? I see myself in jail for JPC's murder. I didn't do it. Does that mean you murder JPC or you take the fall for someone JPC murders? Yes. I think, okay, I'll keep it internal JPC have a seat buddy. How you doing? Yeah, thank you

So I just wanted to just water for everybody. No, that's my water I keep it I keep it in a picture because I need a lot and I keep two glasses because I refuse to drink from the same glass twice power move sure How do you think you've been doing on the podcast so far? Oh, I don't care been doing on the podcast so far. Oh, I don't care. Okay. Alright, that's why we love you, baby. So, I don't know if I'm meant to understand that JPC just got a 200% raise after that meeting. What does it take to get ahead and corporate America as a lady? Is this corporate America? She got 10 Ford Tourses. I gave him 10 Ford Tourses. Yeah, I invested those Ford Taurus' I gave him ten Ford Taurus' yeah, I invested those Ford Taurus' isn't now I'm ruined How do you invest the Ford Taurus? I don't know I won't know how to invest the car like the You guys I was gonna be different this time around I was gonna be better. I was gonna be funnier

This is fun. Does everyone feel appropriately ghastlet? Let's go. Oh. No. No. No. No.

Does everyone feel like they're the victim here? All right, we're ready to start. We have to all feel indignant and then we can start the episode with full incredulity. Here we go. We all think that we're the one who's the most underrated. Yeah. We all, we all privately text Casey,

can you believe this shit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see some, let's do some warmies. These are some warmup riddles.

Remember those? Yeah. So we do a few of these back in the day. Speaking of back in the day, this is from a very old joke book I found that I had an antique store while antique shopping with my mom, which is one of our favorite pastimes. And from a while ago, don't be concerned. And I guess this is a life now.

Yeah, we're talking about being outside, just to assume that was a long time ago. That's so weird that this is our life now that I have to like mitigate. So the caveat of reaction to be like, just so you know, because people will be outraged. People's entire stand-up set at this point is just like it's garbage,

because it's always a lie when someone in stand-up is like, so last night me and the wife were at Chili's. And so now people are like, so nine weeks ago, being like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, more about no matter how often it's looked into. I want to see you see it. I want to see you see it. Oh, already. We're getting into it hot and heavy. This is like a six grade sleepover. I want to see you see, which was a long time ago, which was a long time ago.

Yeah. The last time I was out of six grade sleepover, it was nine weeks ago. JPC, you are the FBI's foremost expert on the JFK assassination, and you are close to solving it. You have brought in someone who's presumably an expert who is played by Aaron, but Aaron, you forgot to do any research, so you're trying to fake your way along with the JFK assassination info.

I think we're close. I know it wasn't close, because I'm the FBI, so it couldn't have been, it couldn't have happened on my watch. Oh, yeah, so I went to... Thank you by the way for coming in. I think this is the final piece to this puzzle. I went to elementary school with him and you can ask me any question and I'll let you know how I know it, you know.

Okay, great, and just so we're clear, I didn't bring you in simply because you were to elementary school. No, no, I'm also an expert. Yeah, I'm assuming. Yeah, you need to Okay, great. And just so we're clear, I didn't bring you in simply because you were to elementary school. No, no, I'm also in an expert. Yeah, you need to be for this to. Okay, great. Hotter court. Good. So, um, we think that there was either a grass you know. Okay, I shot from the, uh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know if you jump over you. No, no, no, no, I'm just where we're both on the same page. We both know the same amount. Yeah, grass you know, grass you know, I did that one. And then go ahead and wrap up three

months. You know, you probably got the book. Show. The bookshelf. Yeah. One shot could have got for the bookshelf inside the book repository, of course. And another shot could have potentially come from. And if you would, I guess, Another shot could have potentially come from and if you would a guess like maybe inside Inside the insane in the main membrane Uh-huh. Yes, no, I was just saying say the membrane a cypress hillside has to I love the shot came from inside the body You think that maybe the bolts were exploding out of it? Yeah.

I think he planted it there earlier that day. Those bullets went out of there. Just because I really enjoy that dynamic, I want to immediately see a brand new scene. At this time, Aaron, you own an operated dress barn and JPC same situation. You come in thinking, you know, you know how to shop for a dress

and you have no clue what you're doing. So, welcome in. Just feel like, what size are you looking for today? Well, she's a teenager. It's my daughter's going to an after prom. So she needs a dress for an after prom. She already got the prom dress. She said she could do that herself,

but I said, dad's still got to be helpful. So I was going to get her an after prom dress. She said she could do that herself, and I said dad's still got to be helpful, so I was gonna get her an after prom dress. So she's 17 years old, she's a woman-shaped, she's blossomed if that matters. I wish that I was doing more of the talk in here. Sure, sure. Sure, 100%. But I actually know a little bit about dresses

because I am a veterinarian, so I have dressed many horses for war. All right, what's your favorite cut of dress? What's my favorite cut of dress? Horse or person? Up. Like, another dress. Your favorite cut of a dress.

I'll play it safe, and I'll just say barn. OK, does she want like a fitten flare or like an a-line dress or like a sweet heart neckline? I think that she should try to fit as many flares in there as she can because you know if she's gonna get into trouble she's gonna want to shoot one of those things off. And I don't mind an a-line as long as those boys beeline the hell away from my daughter. See, I love it putting you in a scene. I forgot how to do improv.

Putting you in a scene with the word barn is like putting Mark Price at the free-throw line. Like, this is easy money to be like, oh, barn, that means a horse can be involved. And of course, my cousin is a horse. Not only have we not done this podcast for two months, we also haven't done improv for two months, and let me tell you, it is making me a worse person. I've got invites to do like Zoom improv,

and I'm like, absolutely not. Yeah, I can't translate. The, I kind of put my foot in my mouth the other day because we were talking to a person who was saying that they had been teaching improv online. I'm sorry, they did not say that. I said that there was an offer to teach improv online, and I was like, oh no, I don't wanna do that.

That sounds awful. I don't know how I could make that engaging if I was doing that. It would be so different that it wouldn't be the experience that people want when they are learning improv, because you're learning it in this format that you'll never do it in. And then the other person was like,

yeah, I've been teaching online now for a few weeks, and it's fun, and we're doing it. And I was like, oh, the whole thing teaching online now for a few weeks and it's fun. And I was like, oh, the JPC, you old fool. Annie. I've been doing shows for Sean at night, improv shows for him. Just in the book. Yeah, well, I make him stop. I go, you have to stop reading this time for the show.

And I do like a 15 minute improv show for him. I'm not even kidding. That's hilarious. And you did actually fun. You did some zoom improv, right? How did it go? I did one. Um, it was really, really hard. And I was with like one of the best scene partners of all time and it was still really hard. It's just like not as fun as doing it in real life. But I've seen people successfully do

it. So if you're doing it, there's definitely a way. But it's, it's definitely hard. People don't know this, but that middle dish and shorts show that came out on Netflix was all done via Zoom. Oh wow. Yeah, those two were never in the same room together. That's why middle dish keeps forgetting everyone's names. Yeah. Wow, shots fired. Shot fired.

Tag him. Tag him in it. Here we go. No, please don't. No, please don't. Please don't. There is one thing that no one knows any more about no matter how much it is looked into. What is it? An above-ground pool. How does it work? How do they get the water above ground? I forgot

in that ICP song, ICB, in St. John Posse song, that there's the above-ground pools. How do they work? How do they work? What do we think? Do we need a hint? A mirror, the past. Japs, you just nailed it? By throwing out random answers, it is a mirror. Ah, pretty good.

Can I tell you guys that I have been twitch streaming during this lockdown, and I've been twitch streaming The Witcher 3, which is one of my favorite games of all time. Twitch.tv slash shark barkman, if anyone wants to hang out. But one of the things, one of the DLCs,

the downloadable content for that game, like the second one, is called Hearts of Stone. And the very last boss, his name is Master Mirror, and he gives you a mirror riddle that you have to solve in game. And while I was playing at people were like,

you should do this on the show. And I was like, I feel like the answer to every riddle is mirror. It would be solved immediately. I was playing, I beat God of War, the newest version of it on the story. Oh, yeah, that's fun. And throughout, there's all these riddles.

So I'm like, oh fuck, I should be writing these down to use in the show. But the answer to everyone was like, Earth, a cloud. And I was like, this is the most basic fucking answer. All riddles suck. But that's what the show is. Here we go. I reenergize about riddles. Don't bring me down.

Oh, that's true. I'm sorry. And riddles are still good. And the world is pure. Here we go. Here's another warm up riddle. What two vegetables begin and end with the same two letters in the same order? What two vegetables begin and end with the same two letters in the same order. What two vegetables begin and end with the same two letters in the same order? Not so much a riddle is like fucking figure it out. The same two letters in the same order like eggplant would begin with EG

and it would be something that ends with EG or G. Correct. EG, same order. EG, EG. And each one follows that rule but they're not the same letters if that makes sense got it So first one right at the gate got to say banana and I would say that Wait I'm gonna have to change reality as we know it. Hey babe. Can you toss me a banana? I?

Would say watermelon Watermelrose I would say watermelon water Melrose Water Melwa Do the work Strawberry These are vegetables. I'm so sorry. I hope you don't mind. I brought in some strawberries Let us love Let us love. Let us learn. Let us learn. Oh god. Po-t-t-o-p-o-p-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Garlica. Garlica. My favorite 80s video game. Garlica. Redishra.

I don't know. What the fuck would these even be? I don't just keep saying fucking vegetables. Are these common or these common vegetables? Very common. I would say, I would say yes. I'd say these are two of the most common vegetables. Well, we already said carrots, so you're lying. Tomato, no. That's so close though.

Tomato? Potato. Well, if you say tomato, you're right. Tomato, no. That's so close though. Tomato? Potato. Well, if you say tomato, you're right. Tomato, tomato. If you say tomato, you're correct. Oh, tomato. Yes. I can't believe I did potato, but I said tomato. So tomato. And oh man. This is so this is something that would be in a mirror. And a gem miracle. To go off the, the answer to that would be in a mirror po. And a gemera coin for you? To go off the, the answer to the last one was a mirror and we have something called a mirror po, which involves some vegetables. What's a mirror po, I've,

know what the fuck that is. I don't know what's a mirror po with you. Is it like a cornucopia? Yeah. Squash. Squash. No, it's not. Yeah.

Mirror po is what chefs use. It's like, it goes into a lot of like, Cajun cooking, where it's like the base for a lot of dishes. Where it's like, we gotta hear Adel talk about fucking ruins again. It is onion. Wow. Winni-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in- Of course, as per rule on the show, anytime someone says the word onion, Aaron jumps on a surfboard.

What? It's not as much of a rule as I went, you guys maybe go to a hypnotist with you. And you never on, did it. Yeah, but you said afterwards that ruled. I mean, it's the best one. See, I mean one, this is, all right, well, watch this.

Broomstick, watch this. Broome stick. We'll watch what JPC does. Dad. Dad, you're so cold. Oh my God, no, dad. Wait, I guess JPC doesn't do it anymore. Are you okay? Well, that I'm not with what was my mom.

He just noticed in his dad is sitting next to an open window. And this is what the hypnotist did to Adel. Lambshade. That is sitting next to an open window. And this is what the hypnotist did to Adel. Lampshade. Hello, my name is Larry Faberie. And I drink Fabries.

And I'm married to a horse. Damn it. Well, that hypnotist sucks. He panicked. He panicked her at all. He was like, I don't know what to make him say. He's like, I thought I wanted gonna do two. I thought it was You're really great once

I will resume hip-dances All right, you're getting sleep you're getting sleepy. Or is this frozen? Can you see me? You're buffering you're buffering Giles here we go. Here's another warm, this is gonna be our last warme. Okay, and again, this is not so much a riddle as it is just like tossing out some knowledge. Can you name eight different subjects taught in school or college that end in ICS? No. Wait, ICS. ICS.

So you need to name eight different subjects taught in school. Mathematics. It says school or college Which to me colleges colleges of school. It's a version of maybe I'm crazy Aaron you said mathematics. Mm-hmm. That is one of them. I'll say physics. That is number two classics That is not on here. That's what my sister majored in. I guess it's not real. Still proud of her, everybody. Uh, funnics. That is not on here. I'm a hook down that stuff.

Um, so I'm a big fan of you. Is that for 80's standup? Yeah, I get you guys not scared. I'm addicted to phonics. Uh, we have two. You have mathematics and physics. Um,-ics. This is the vegetables all over again.

Just shoe-harding in the rule. PEX. Okay, what are some other things? There's like history, but that X with history or social studies or something like that, that won't work. This is hard, I don't know why I remember. Grammar, English. Here's also, we can move on if you get four of the eight. Literature, it wouldn't be anything like that.

It wouldn't be... Or a protection... It wouldn't be physical ethics. Ethics is one of them. Now we have three out of eight. Not physical education eight not physical education not physical education, but Jim Maison Robick Maybe Robick maybe we drop that education in shortened

Didn't we already say physics yeah, I'm just helping you up. Okay. I don't forget the past I'm showing you where you've been That's true so we have ethics mathematics and physics. That's true. So we have ethics, mathematics, and physics. There's five more floating out there. Civics. Civics is number four. Run a roll, so let's keep going. Trivics.

Trail mix. Actrivics. Politics. Politics. Politics is on there. It's political science. Is lyrics on there? L science is lyrics on there lyrics is not on there So I went to college and I made you to wrap changes Here's the atrix so let me give you some clues. Oh, that's good. I like that one Aaron that's very close

But they might have another term for it Academics no the atrixrix is the right wheelhouse, but you have to rephrase it. Dramatics? Dramatics. Also, JPC, this is what I would have assumed you made your day in college, just based on knowing your personality

and what you enjoy. Being a butthole. That is correct. Con artistry. A Dix, your total Dix. Economics. Economics. Oh, economics. Con artistry. A Dix, your total Dix. Economics. Economics. You know what I thought that one and I didn't say it. Like five minutes ago, my brain.

We also have civics. I said civics. Callicinics. Callicinics. And mechanics, which I don't think that's a class. That's a job. I guess if you were at a trade school, yeah, I'm going to take mechanics. I mean, I guess that works out. Yeah, depending on when this book was published,

that could have been one of the four jobs, like in 1901 or whatever. I want to see you seen a JPC, you are a college professor. First time teaching class. You weren't given a specific topic or class to teach. So you're trying to make it up on the fly And you make up a class that's never existed before or subject and Aaron and I are your only two students All right, all right That was the last bell find your seats find your seats. That was the closing bell. You were 50 minutes late Okay, there's bells in college first lesson so Everyone look to your left. Okay, Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What if you have a next thing and you can't look to your right? I have a friend look to your right. Okay.

Raise your hand if you see a hoagie. I sat one down when I came into class. Yeah, I found it. You found it. Okay. You saved that for me. You saved that for me. it in the ants. That's fine. That's fine So you're in college now my my mom's sister's all over that hoagie and I odds and I

I bet you know what you're all thinking you're in college and things are gonna get pretty scary well Welcome to my class. My name is professor Dick filibuster. Oh my god. is, if we could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be? One of them. Is that a question or the class? Ah, now the game is a foot. All right, guys, what's your name?

My name is Dick. Dick Vito. All't. Dick Vito. All right, Dick Vito. First, so I'll call you Dick, or I'll call you Mr. Vito, we're in college. Mr. Vito, if you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be? Oh, any person?

Any person. Oh boy, any person in history to go back and kill. Like, I wanna say you. Okay. Yeah, is that right? Is it you? That comes up a lot in class, but you don't know enough about me to know where I would have been. If it comes up a lot in class, I assume that people mentioned it later in the semester. So that means they must know a little bit more about you at the point in which they're saying it.

You're right. Usually they learn about me over the course of a year, which is a semester, and then they would decide to kill me. I never got that right in the beginning of class. What about you, Mouthy Young Miss? What's your name? That's an interesting thing to say. We prefer Bosse now. Oh, okay. Well, I prefer Bosse to Mouthy too, but I take what I can get. Bosse Young Miss, what's your name? Uh, I forget.

Okay, you're so scared. Do you want to say Dick something? Bossy young miss. What's your name? Uh, I forget. Okay. You're scared. Do you want to say dick something? Uh, Jennifer, I love you. Okay. Miss love you. If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be? That's a really interesting question. Thank you. It's an interesting class. Oh, I thought that would be enough. I would kill my brain just immediately went to Amelia Earhart, but that's not right.

Correct. No, it's not. Amelia Earhart. If we- No, she's sort of a hero. Well, but she- Not sort of, I'm digging a whole deeper and deeper. She's the best.

Hey, she died anyway. So if we kill her, history doesn't change because she died anyway. I want to change my answer. What's that? I want to change my answer. You're that? I want to change my answer. You're a loved one. Lindbergh baby. Hitler.

Ah, correct. Someone finally. So, and you'll have to find out next semester. But hold on, if we kill Hitler, if we kill Hitler, then we never get Indiana Jones in the last crusade. I don't think that's a fair trade off. Is there gonna be a test on this?

They're very well could be. If this was a sanctioned class from the university. But I lost my license to teach three years ago and that horrible teacher fire. Oh, see, it was burnt, you didn't lose it. No, no, no, no, no, no, I was fired as a teacher. But I refer to that as a horrible teacher fire. I was a question. Are seems allowed to be 11 minutes long. Oh, bossy young

mister, Mr. Philobuster. Dick, please, dick. If we go back and kill Hitler, then how does Scarlett Johansson get dual Oscar nominations in 2019 for supporting actress? That, that's a very good question. Show your rabbit wouldn't exist. Maybe that's not the worst thing. See. I like it. See it.

It's okay. That's okay. So that was a half hour warm up riddles. We're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back with more fuck. What's the name of the show? It doesn't matter! Hey GPC! Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble, I just need help, I'm um, pranking Atal and I'm sending up a website to prank him.

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I can't remember. Well, let's see. I know we had World War I. Uh huh. And then we had V War One, uh-huh, and then we had, uh, Vietnam. Sure. And then we had, and then we had three years of World War Two. Yeah. Fuck you guys. I hate you. I hate this.

I don't think you do. I hate you and I hate this. I don't think you do. I love a guy who goes back in time with K kills Hitler, but he kills him in like 1944. It's like, whoa, dude. Thanks so much for your help. I swoop in. I tap him on the shoulder while he's in the bunker and I go, nope, nope, nope.

I get to do it. He's like, if I been to do it years earlier. Thanks for saving us 10 months, dickhead. I go back in time to kill Hitler. Josh Hitler. So I don't know why I know World War, I'm really bad with dates, but I know World War II was 39.45. Right, I've said as much.

Yeah, I played romantic dates that's all like me knowing World War II facts. She hates it. But I know that the world was 30, I'm 45. So that's every date a straight woman has ever been on. Anyway, but I really don't know dates past that too.

Like I know like 1776. I could do like benchmark things, but like Magna Carta. Who fucking knows? But it's always my fear that in a situation where someone's like, okay, you're a character and you exist, you're not to a scene, you exist in 1955. I'll be like, okay, 1955, what else, what else? It's like, what cars have been around, but not too long,

but they do exist. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. The first time I did Armando, I was like two years into my improv career and like freaking out that I was playing with these people. And I did a scene based off of monologue that was something about Boston or Paul Revere. So I played Paul Revere with my friend and mentor, Jason Chinn, and I made him my wife.

And I was like, hey Beverly, or I know I made him Paul Revere. And I said like Beverly, you're not going, Paul, you're not going out tonight. And he's like Beverly, I'm going out. I need to do my thing. And I was like're not going, Paul, you're not going out tonight. And he's like, Beverly, I'm going out, I need to do my thing. And I was like, no, no, no, you're staying home. We had plans.

So the whole joke was like, I'm trying to keep him from hanging the lanterns or whatever. Yeah, doing this right. And halfway through the scene, the guy who told the monologue stepped out and he goes, I just wanna say, Paul Revere didn't have a wife, or whatever, he did have a wife.

But he said all these factoids that just totally poked holes in my scene and then was like, time in and took and led me back to the scene and I just stood there with like tears, welling in my eyes and I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh. I was like, is this, is this improv? Like, that this guy, this isn't fun for me.

This guy I don't know, just tore me apart like, factually, not fun. We're dead guys. And now we do it every week on a podcast. Do you have any of your updates, either? I have been watching an episode of Jeopardy every day and I'm the worst at geography and dates. Those are the two categories I know, nothing.

I'd be pretty bad on as well. I mean, honestly, Adel and I did a trivia podcast not too long ago and I was fucking dog shit at it because trivia, I just don't know these things, just so bad at these things. Also, I have no compulsion to be good at trivia. So if someone's like, what three states all have the same, I'd be like, I don't care.

Indiana, Arizona, Milwaukee, it doesn't fucking matter. Like, next question. One of those was a city. Yeah, but the question was, which three start with the same letter? Ah, I don't care. Indiana. Indiana, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. Just move on, dude. Okay, Aaron, here's a little, here's a little quiz for you. December 7th. December 7th, 19. Blank, a date that shall live in infamy.

in for me. Um, it's gonna be Pearl Harbor. Ding ding ding ding. That's December 7th. Um, the 7th, 7th, 19 42. Nope. 41. It's the 7th, 19, 99. Part of Pearl Harbor over oops at a time. I think I got it. I don't know. Does anyone know what year that is? Good time. Is that part of the game?

I don't know, does anyone know what year that is? I December 7th, 1941, 43? One, two, three. I don't know. Let's see, I can look it up. Okay, good. Real quick. I thought it was 42, but I don't know it.

Okay, it is, I'm gonna say 41, it was 41. Yeah, I don't know why, it's a 42. What did I say? Three, 32. It was a 42. You said 1999 like a robot, nobody knows why you was 41. Yeah, I don't know why it's it. What did I say? Three. There's a 42. You said 99 like a robot, nobody knows why you did that. Oh wow, okay. Do we have riddles on this podcast?

Yeah, I guess. Oh yeah, let's keep going. Let's put our spoons to the bottom and get a big chunk of beef, big beefy riddle. Big chunky, a bit of refills. Big beef riddle. Here we go. In what place in the world would you find Julius Caesar, the biblical Rachel, King David,

Palace Athena, the goddess of war, King Charlemagne, Alexander the Great, Queen Elizabeth the First of England, and Sir Lancelot all together. Okay, I want to see a scene. So, Adel, you're gonna be playing a hairdresser. Aaron, you're going to be going into the hairdresser and you are going to be asking Adel

to give you the biblical Rachel as a hairstyle. And then when he can't do that, I want to see many more confused hairstyles from other points. Fucking funny, it's a one liner, but not as a three-minute style. That's why I want you to see. I wanna see other hairstyles from other points. Fucking funny is a one liner, but not as a three minutes. That's why I want you to see other hairstyles that you ask Addle to give you that he doesn't know how to do. Okay, just have a seat here.

Good to see you back. What can I do? I brought a mishap. I just did a quick drawing that I made when I was in church. Okay, let's see here. All right, this is a lot of purple. I can't tell what's going on here. Is this a bit of a Rachel? Oh, I'll be there for you. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say something else. I almost said you. I know. Yeah, so it's like, she's like sort of my hero and I like, I want like a haircut that frames my face.

Oh my gosh, that's so that's so powerful that you want to get the same haircut as your hero. And can I get a highlight to my hair? Like the magazine highlights? Oh yeah. Well, what I'll do is I'll hide different items. I'll have like a pencil and a goose and then you can find them later. I'm happy. Oh my gosh.

Can I ask, just from curiosity, uh, sake, why are you so influenced by Biblical Rachel? What has she done that you're into? I just like really like love when she like gets mad at Ross when he says they were on a break. I like when she wears sweatshirts. Well, that I think they got put into the Bible right now. She'll not be on a break. Yeah, that yeah. And then I also like love when she like works at a coffee shop and then Ralph Lauren. Yeah. Oh, and the book of Gunter is very good. Yeah.

For your power book. Oh, the book of Gunter. So this, where do all of those people in the museum in place? Not a museum. Aaron stands up and says that belongs in a museum. Art museum. When she's pointing at my ass. In what place? Museum. In what? Nope.

In what place would you find Julie Caesar, the biblical Rachel, King David, palisatina, King Charlemagne, Alexander, the great Queen Elizabeth, the first in Sir Lancelot. Sid Meier's civilization for all those are. And Genghis Con. Yeah. That's great game. Sid Meier's Civilization 4. All of those are playing gankers. Yeah. That's a great game. Is it a book?

Is it a movie? Maybe. It is not at the museum. Is it not at the museum? Is it in an encyclopedia? No. Okay. These are all.

The dictionary. Along the right track. These are good answers. So I don't want you to get discouraged. They're just wrong answers. Okay, is this in a play? Like, is this in like the works of Shakespeare or something? No. That's a good guess.

So it's not a museum, it's not a movie or a TV show, a book, an encyclopedia, a dictionary. It's not a- It's just all one person's IMDB. That would be fucking awesome. One character actually has been called in- Helen Mirage. Yeah, Helen Mirage. Andy Circus.

Uh-huh. Um, or what's the guy who does all the voice acting like the, uh, dubbing? Oh, literally thousands of people. No, there's like four people that do all that work. Oh, Tom Kinney. Uh, yeah, maybe, yeah, Tom Kinney. Yeah, maybe Tom Kinney, SpongeBob, voice to SpongeBob. I don't know, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Is it in a book? Is it in a book? It's not in a book or museum, so please stop saying those things. Give us a hint. I can't stress enough. Please stop saying book or museum. I'll say it again if you don't give us a hint.

Are these people in the, we didn't start the fire version of that song that was written in like the year four They are now Julia Caesar biblical Rachel King David Bellas of the No, doesn't doesn't the meter doesn't work. Oh someone's at the part that not Hanging gardens bevel on In a cot Lance a lot what else do I have to show? Hanging gardens by the law I'm ready to sign. We didn't buy these people. In a cot, Lance a lot. What else do I have to show?

A million-air-heart dead by time traveler. Maybe that's what happened to a million. Oh my gosh. That could be. I was gonna say that could be what happened. Let's not do this. What if that scene, Aaron, the character you could not see caused a seen caused Amelia Earhart to disappear.

Your character was coming from inside the house. Oh yeah, I'm responsible for that. Oh man, Adel, do you remember that one in Proff Show we did where I played Amelia Earhart and I want to go salute Brett Lyons, but I hit myself really hard in the eye totally by accident. And he was like, oh, and I hit myself really hard in the eye totally by accident And he was like, oh, and I was like, don't worry, I'll be fine That's fantastic It was very dark

Again, I can't stress enough, E2 are these answers you're giving are good, but wrong Hashtag good, but wrong Give us a hint What about a wax museum? That's a great answer Madam Tussos Okay, dead stop That's a great answer. Madam to so's. Okay, dead stop.

That's a full, full dead. What is it for you? Full stop? Shut the fuck up. No, it'll be shut the fuck up. No, that's a dead horse. That's a dead horse. James, can you repeat your answer?

The two words you said? Wax museum? Can you drop the first word and just say the second word? Are you gonna try to give me to say Wax off or say it? No, he doesn't want us to say the word museum in the market. I'm trying to get you to say museum because earlier, I said it's not a fucking museum. Well, it should be.

A Wax Museum is not a museum, it's a experience. It's not a book, is it the good book? Is it a cookbook? Here's what I'll say, this is something you are on the right track. So I don't want to discourage you. You're just being annoying. I want to see a scene. JPC, you are a wax figure of someone in history or entertainment and Adel, you are someone who is accidentally fallen in love with this wax figure and you go to visit them every day. I hope he's awake. I hope he's awake. Hello? Oh boy. Oh I guess I was a full I must have dreamed it. I must have dreamed that the most racist man in history was

just waking up for me but nope it's just a wax figure. Oh you would say that I'm the most racist man in history? No, no, no, that's what your plaque says I'm sorry. You're being the placard your placard that describes who you are all it says is most racist man in history That's a team teenagers come a teenagers cover. They put this up. I'm William Shatter TV's William Shatter. I don't I don't think I've done a racist thing When you mentioned ages you got you got real upset. Oh, yeah, I don't think I've done a racist thing. Uh, hold. When you mention teenagers, you got, you got real upset. Oh yeah, with these damn kids.

I mean, these damn kids. Certain types of kids are just all kids. No, no, no, no, no, no, just teenagers. Take that plaque with you, by the way. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, hide it or destroy it. Or you go put it on someone appropriate. Let's like, who, who is that?

Oh wait, let me clean off the, yeah. Oh yeah, it does say William Shatner under here. I mean hide it or destroy it or go put it on somewhat appropriate. Let's say who who that's uh oh wait Let me clean off the Yeah, oh yeah does say William Shatner under here. Yeah, no, huh. They just yeah cleverly rearrange some of the letters and add it on some ink Oh, got it. Okay, so you you rubbed that off real quick. Hey, we're closing. You don't have to go home But you can't stay here. Thanks fellow patron fellow patron well I better get going okay can you have a good day can I get a kiss for the road yeah yeah yeah can I get a kiss you feel the Irish pieces oh man see I'm glad I called for a scene.

You might regret it, but I don't. Here's what I'll say. If you hadn't, JPC, if you hadn't guessed wax museum after I just said, please never say museum again, I would not have done that to you. Okay, Adal, what is it I give up? No, no, no, no. Here's another clue is that this is something where they are played. Is this in a theater? Wait, there's not a theater? Puppets? clue is that this is something where they are played.

Is this in a theater? Wait, there's not a theater. Puppets? It's not puppets. Muppets. It is Muppets. Can you give the list again, the list of the people that we are to guess? Yes, Julius Caesar, the biblical Rachel, King David,

Athena, goddess of war, King Charlemagne, Alexander, the great Queen Elizabeth, the First of England, and Sir Lancelot. These are all sandwich options on the in and out secret menu. What's on the Sir Lancelot? Uh, almost nothing. It's a terrible sandwich. Why am I being for that? And people almost ever ordered it.

What would they do? They're always disappointed. Hahaha. God, wait, this is something with these, they're played? It's a hot dog stuck into a deep fried apple. What is the answer to this riddle? I have so the weeds here. So think about, let's see.

Think about depictions of people on games. In games. In the game. If you were to play a game or have some leisure time with some family and you want to kill some time by doing an activity, chess is the closest we've been so far. Oh, so is it a board game? Not necessarily. Cards?

It is playing cards. So all the people I mentioned were the original designs for the Kings, Queens and Jacks. All those characters are the basis for the Kings, Queens and Jacks in original decks of cards. Oh wow. That's wild. That's great. That's, that's fun. Wow, that was hard. But are you learning something? Is the big group Rachel? Is Rachel a queen? I, you're actually a great person. I don't know who Rachel is. She, she, David's wife, who knows?

She, hey Rachel, you David's wife? I don't know. I guess I, I learned my Bible, sir. I haven't learned my Bible, sir, in many, many years. Aaron is, I just saw Aaron reaching to her, um, lamp table here in Paul out of Bible. Mm-hmm. She's slipping through the pages. The first Corinthians, fourth Corinthians,

tenth Corinthians. Uh, Carmichael. Carmichael, okay, biblical Rachel. Yes. Was a biblical figure. The favorite of Jacob's two wives

and the mother of Joseph and Benjamin. So hold on. So we know for a fact, this is, I don't know, thousands of years ago, we know for a fact that this is his favorite of two wives. Oh my God, great. Oh my God, great. Dude, it's Joseph and the amazing

technical and dream coat. Her, she was married to Jacob. Okay. Jacob, Jacob and son. Joseph and Benjamin are two of Jacob's son. This is, she's a mom of Joseph, uh, uh, uh, Donnie Osmond. Oh, it's Donnie Osmond's mom. It's Donnie Osmond's mom and Joseph and the amazing type of dream coat.

Her name is Rachel. That's Mom, from the Bible. Hmm. Okay, that makes sense now. That's hilarious. Um, let's do another riddle here. A Boy Scout was anxious to win maximum points at his monthly inspection. I guess, so Scouts have questions. However, despite the mother's best efforts, she could not remove

some blue felt tip marker stains from his hands. What did she do? A Boy Scout was anxious to win maximum points at his monthly inspection. I guess boy scouts are like cars. Will they get a checkup? Sure. However, despite his mother's best efforts, she could not remove some blue felt tip marker stains from his hands.

What did she do? So I guess if you have dirty hands, that's a knock against a boy scout. He wore gloves. What did she do? Why does she even want to get fucking involved? She took him out of voice cuts. That's the correct answer.

Yeah. It's not gloves. That's a great answer. Aaron again, good but wrong. Hashtag good but wrong. Did she just, she blew him? Yeah, this is, this is the, this riddle is the basis. Is it a dirty riddle?

This base is, this riddle is the basis for forest gump. Your mama sure does care about your boys gotten Did she just color his hands blue his make his whole hands blue she goes my son is in the blue man group She did not have a blueprint she did not cover his whole hands in blue because that would be the stupidest fucking thing Did I tell you guys about Sean auditioning for a blue man group? Yes, yes, oh yes, okay, good just making sure everyone knows Tell you guys about Sean auditioning for a Blue Man group. Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes, you do. And you got to come out to the first round. Oh, yes, you do. Okay, good. Just making sure everyone knows. It's the best. Alright, Fudge. Aaron, did I do a scene in a previous episode called

Bloneman Group? Yeah, we talked about stamp from Bloneman Group. Great. It's a very good episode. Go back and listen to it. So, is this mother, her intent here is to do something to just to cover this up so that her sun wins maximum points, which is a stupid thing

to want to win anyway. Correct. But it's something she would have to do where the inspector would not. Where was the marker? Where is the marker? The marker stains were on his hands. Got his hands off.

Easy. Split the kid, spit at the child. That's not a thing. Spare the rod, keep the Stuart. Did she make the inspector think he had done it? Can I, I gotta see you soon. Get it, okay. Okay.

Sure. Sure. Sure. Let's see, I am going to be Aaron's father. She has chocolate all over her face, and JPC, you're going to be a principal that I'm bringing her to, and I'm going to try and Aaron and I are going to try and convince you that you put this chocolate all over her face. Mr. Matthews, thank you for coming. Thanks for having me, Mr. Phil Buster. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

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Why? Because I stole the chocolate from everyone else? No, did you do that? No? That's even worse. No, you did this. You did this. This is your fault.

My daughter, I'm sorry, if I may speak, I pay your salary basically by being a taxpayer. That's the one thing I can say because I'm a fucking idiot asshole. I pay your stuff. by being a taxpayer. That's the one thing I can say because I'm a fucking idiot asshole. I pay your stuff. This also works at cops. I do have to listen. I pay your salary. My daughter came home. My daughter came home.

Balling last night. Balling! So cool. I came to the point with chocolate. It's delicious chocolate that I did not steal from the fun razor that we were doing for that sick kid. I didn't steal all the chocolate for the sick kid. She said that you she said that you in one of your classes you showed the movie shock a lot because you were prepared. And at the end of the movie as credits rolled my daughter looked down and her face was covered in chocolate. And I thought is this

what love is? To quickly recap, you said your daughter came home yesterday, covered in chocolate. Correct. You're breaking her into my office at four o'clock. The next day, you don't burn the evidence. She said that she got it in one of my classes. We've established that I have the principal. Uh huh.

Okay. So are we sure we want to stick to this version? Oh, I'm behind you. I'm behind you. What behind you. Okay. So are we sure we want to stick to this version of the type of your salary? I pay your salary. I pay your salary. What behind you? Okay. Look behind you. It's run dad, run. Okay. I'm standing by the door. You're running a round to be.

Shoot. I did not take in what my daughter said fast enough, so I'm awkwardly stuck here. I have a question. How long can seems to be in here? See. I do. Here's the thing. How long can seem to be in here? How long? See. I do, here's the thing. I agree.

Yes, we do pay tax payers, do you pay a lot of salaries? But I just find it so funny that somebody will be like, I pay your salary. Like over and over of like, I think they're just trying to help you out or you're in the wrong and you're being an asshole. Nobody pays that much money in taxes to pay someone else's salary. Just, you know, I pay 85 grand a year. I make 60 grand, I pay 85.

Even rich people, Jeff Bezos who doesn't pay any taxes, I just don't pay anyone's salary. I do love that. That is such a care and thing to say to a person. Oh yeah, that would pay your salary. Let me talk to your manager. Why are people so obsessed with protecting billionaires? I don't know.

Did you guys see that thing on Twitter? I was maybe a couple days ago. Oh, the thing on Twitter, yes. I saw it. It was a scrolling thing to put a pictograph of how much money billionaires have. you have to like keep scrolling to show you like Jeff Bezos' money. Did you didn't see that?

Anyway, it was on the right one. Someone made the, oh yeah, the right one that that like TikTok person made. Someone made like a, basically this one, the point of this one is you have to scroll so much it fucking hurts your thumb just to like show you how much money the billionaires have, but it's just like an inconceivable amount of money. Can you say I like Wallace Sean?

It's just an inconceivable amount of peanut. Okay, anybody want an inconceivable? Okay. I think we're on our, we only did a handful of riddles, but I think we're getting back into the groove, and I'm happy and I'm having fun, so. I got a question that I will hold until we finish our riddle. Okay. But let's go ahead and finish this one out. So the Boy Scout was anxious to win maximum points

at his monthly inspection. However, despite his mother's best efforts, she could not remove some blue felt tip marker stains from his hands. What did she do? Any can I ask a question? Yes. Did she get the marker off? Or she said she couldn't remove it so she didn't remove it She could remove it so she didn't remove it. She did lie about how it ended up there um In a way through actions not words did she put blue marker on her own hand and say this is something that happens in our family Honey sit down. There's something I want to tell you his father was a chameleon. You are predisposed to blue hands Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha box on your hands. I don't know what I want. Aaron just to go off what you said. I do think blue hands is a perfect air-claped in song. I think, did she, I forget what I was going to say.

You were, I got it. Aaron, I will say you were blazingly hot close with gloves. Oh, I know what I was going to say, which isn't far away from what you were going to, which is like, did you put a bunch of blue on a cat and was like, look, he saved the cat from the tree. He's a good boy scout. That's the closest to gloves. And you think that's close to gloves?

I don't know anything. Um. Well, gloves is not it, right? It's not in his victims. It's not gloves, but that's very close. And you have to think of something that whoever's in charge would see what's going on and not press further or not, you know what I'm saying. She has to think from the mindset of the inspector in terms of what would the inspector not want to

press or question or whatever. Oh, a cast. I will, I'll go ahead and give it to you. It's basically that it is is she covered all the stage with bandages, gauze and bandages, which is basically a cast. If you bake bandages, they become a cast, right? That's how you make a cast roll. Yeah, but then you can't eat it and you gotta wait to eat it because it'll bring you out. That'll just a cast roll. I almost said cast iron skillet and then I move fast that to go with the least successful one. Castoral. Oh my God. Well that was fun. Up until the end when I said that thing I said. Would you just castoral? So are we done with riddles? Edel?

We are done with riddles. Is that for an asshole? Yes. Yes. So Aaron I have a question for you. Sure. After we just did an episode, how do you feel about riddles? I feel tired again. I had two months rest. We're back, maybe. We're back. But I will say what wipes me in this was improv. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how.

I need to take a class and internet class with you. Truly Aaron, when you said an adult was hypnotized and he says this, I truly was like, what is going on? I'm like animal crossing for 7,000 hours. I have nothing. I was like, do I have to dig up some fossils and get them assessed by this Mr. Rally fuck? Like, what's going on?

I know, honestly, for me, I thought this episode was great until Addison Castorol, and then I was like, throw it at the fucking trash. Like, get rid of it. Never let it air, of course. Casey, go back and beep out. Don't be about Castor go back and beep out. Don't be about Castorol, just beep out.

Any other word around that area. Well, hey everyone, we miss you terribly. Should we mention about the live shows? Yeah, so we had some live shows in Chicago that were planned from May. They have now been pushed back to October. Anyone who bought tickets to those live shows, your that were planned for May, they have now been pushed back to October. Anyone who bought tickets to those live shows, your new tickets, there will be applied

to the October shows. If you can't make those shows, you can write requests to the venue and they'll refund you. The same goes for our LA show, was supposed to be in May, it's been postponed to a date where we don't know, sometime in the future. But if you want or refund your tickets, you can email the venue and you get a refund for those tickets as well. But those shows will happen whenever it is safe

to do shows again. Aaron, is there anything you want to plug? Just go check out our Patreon. We've done a ton of live streams. If from our apartments like JPC, discooking ones, Adults done a bunch with Gemma, I've done a few with Sean. There's just a lot of fun stuff over there. We've been like very active on that to do that.

And then follow me, Aaron Keefe, 10 on Instagram. James, anything you want to plug? Yeah, so I've been, like I said, Twitch streaming every day, 11 AM Central Time to around two or three PM Central Time. Right now I'm almost done with the Witcher, Witcher 3, which is a very fun game to play. But come and check it out on Twitch. I'll be playing another game soon, maybe Final Fantasy. Maybe you'll just be like dicking around playing some other games.

But there's a lot of people have fun in there. There's like a cool chat community. Now we have a discord. So join that. It's a twitch.tv slash shark parkman. And I want to mention, I've been playing some games as well. I played the Final Fantasy 7 remake, which is outstanding. It's caused me to text KC several times at like four in the morning to just be like, hooray, I love this. And also Undertale, which is another game KC and Zach Reno both said I should play because it's one of the best was amazing. So play Undertale. I also want to mention, front of the show Jeffrey Kramerer along with his creative partner Joseph Fink wrote a book called The Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives in your home. It's a night veil

story but it's a standalone. You don't have to listen to the podcast or all of it to understand it. It's a phenomenal book. It's like a really good like high adventure, not a cool kind of in the vein of like Liza Locomomora, named the win, just a really outstanding sort of adventure book. So please check that out. Also I was on a podcast called Cinema Jaw. So please check that out. And James and I, he mentioned it previously, we were on a quiz show called Quiz, Quiz,

Bang, Bang. It's a podcast where him and I were on a team and we were up against two other people trying to win and listen and find out if we did I Can't speak for my buddies here, but if you need a guest on your podcast, I am very available Yeah, we all have home setups now So please let us know if you would a guest for your podcast and we would love to be on Specifically Aaron, but after you have Aaron on then invite me you guys I can't stress us enough. I need the attention But after you have Aaron on then invite me you guys I can't stress this enough. I need the attention

She mostly wants the invite she'll say she can't do it, but she mostly just wants to help you apart once you invite why not get the invite And Aaron there was somewhere else that you wanted to get an invite to correct it was like a big floating Oh my god, I think it was Jupiter? By forever. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man.

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