Hey Riddle Riddle - #96: It’s Opposite Day

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

Erin is old man puzzles so you know what that means-we discuss Star Wars and do listener submitted riddles. In this episode we get some great stories of JPC’s dating app shenanigans. We also learn the dangers of cocaine, meet a football playing horse, and Mickey and Minnie hit a rough patch. Why do Parrots scream? Find out in today’s episode!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. So we're ready to start. And Aaron Delpy nervous. Well, I wasn't before. Just because you're a guest doesn't mean you can't kind of take the reins, so just feel like it's your episode. Have I been a guest this whole time? Well calm down.

Oh Jesus. That's very becoming of a guest. I would have gone my first shoes! That's it Frank, solve them, solve the riddles. That's my kid up there, solving riddles. Which one's yours? Oh, the little one with the hat that's too big for his head. Oh, yeah. She's adorable. Yeah.

And she's solving riddles. She likes it. She's trying. She would mostly just trying to get her out of the house. And what's, which one's your kid? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's, that's my kid up there. Which one? You're not pointing. Yeah. That's my kid up there. Yeah. Wait a minute. Are you JP riddles? Oh Boy I couldn't possibly know what that I don't even know how to begin to respond to a such a glad to my kid up there That's that that's my kid Douglas for huh. I thought that was a dress shirt But a pond closer inspection. It's just sour cream spread real thin. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, I found a Chipotle cheat life hack that they cannot refuse you sour cream So I get a shirt's worth about every day a shirt's worth

But I'm sorry. Well, yeah, don't share it again. It's a it's a loophole. It's a life hack speaking a loophole is your belt among us Was among us Now it's the modes of a Mongoose. Anyway, we're all here watching our kids. By the way, does anyone, total non-sequent or know where they keep the silverware? And if it's made out of real silver. That's the first time JP Riddle says ever said,

total non-sequent. Well, he said it, but in different ways before. He's implied it, but he's never outright said it. You do have heard of me before. This is Hey Riddle, Riddle, I'm Adder or five. I'm JPC and I'm Erin Keep, hello. And we are proud parents watching our show, Solford Oles, watching our Riddle baby. Our little show is all is 96. It's all grown up.

We 96 are show. we 96 our edge show Wait 86 86 is in a restaurant 86 is in a restaurant 69 is with your lover 31 flavors and a different co They must be something here So hello Hi Aaron. Hi Aaron. So, hello. Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Hey.

Is that what you had to say? Yeah, does everyone have a good week? I don't fucking know. Okay. What is a week anymore, Aaron? You're right, you're right, you're right. Collection of moments. How was your most recent collection of moments?

The other day I literally was like, I can't believe I ate that smoked chicken yesterday And then Gemma was like that was six days ago That's looks like a family guy cut away You guys I'm I'm watching all of Star Wars all the way through I love Star Wars. Are you going in order of release or in order in Newmerc order? Are you watching the Clone Wars cartoons? Are you watching Disney's Rebels?

No, I'm not. Are you watching the Mandalorian? Dude, you should watch Clone Wars. It's honestly better than the entire three prequels. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get through all the movies. Okay. Well, the three prequels are the, I mean, hot take, they're bad. Have you seen, you can watch them all the movies. Okay. Well, the three prequels are, I mean, hot take, they're bad.

Have you seen, well, watch them at this point. Yeah. To be fair, you can also, you can still get pregnant from prequels. Thank you, thank you. Not those. God help me. Those are just bad news for the entire world. Are you? Had you never seen the prequels? You've seen them. I'd seen them.

Okay. Okay. You know this. I hadn't seen them since I was kids though. Since I was a kid. You're a kid. Hey. I hadn't seen them since I was kids though. Since I was a kid. I was a kid. Hey, no, no, I wasn't multiple kids. And then that got struck by lightning and now I'm one person.

No. Now we're recording remotely, Aaron's still wearing her big trench coat. And so the lightning was not magic, but it just soldered you all together. Yeah, it wasn't magic. So if you left up your shirt, we're just gonna see a little face.

Ooh. That's what it means. Aaron, I do wanna just to drop a little, I just wanna man-splain to you about Star Wars because that's, every man's MO. I don't know if you know this, but the way the prequels happened was George Lucas is very, he's a billionaire.

And he has the money and technology to where he went back in time to talk to himself as a little kid. He went back to talk to himself as a 10-year old and asked what would make good movies, and that's how he created the prequels. That's why we have us, what, four-armed robot named General Grievous. That's why we have a Jamaican rabbit. Have you guys seen the meme of General Grievous with like infinite lightsabers? There's that shot where he pulls out the four lightsabers, but there's a meme where they just keep adding arms and lightsabers, and then he spins the wads

and he completely drops himself to be sitting. That's pretty good. Pretty good, pretty good. You know what I don't like about him? I don't like when robots have coughs, and that's my hot taste. He's sick unsettling. He's well, to be fair,

Darth Vader has a bit of a respiratory illness, but he's not for robot. Something's a cyborg. Something about the robot process, kind of maybe does that, huh? Maybe you put your body to some intense shock. Here's what I wanna say. One, so General Grievous, like you mentioned,

JPC, he has four arms, he whips them out, he has lightsabers, he spins them, like helicopter blades. My question is, when C3PO sees something like that, how do you think he handles that? Because I would be jealous as fuck. Like the way C3PO moves, his sort of physicality, he's not a very fluid robot. I think that's like British people versus American people. I think British people would like C3PO. It's like a British person.

Americans more like general. Creepers. C3PO is different though because he sees that other robot, like doing that robot shit, but he's secure because he knows he has massive dick control and no one can dick down like C3PO can. Ah. Ah.

I want to know. Yeah, Aaron, in case you don't know, the P stands for penis. So it's it was supposed to be CP3O, which was cock penis 30 inches, um, but they took off the inches because they thought that was too egregious to two general egregious. I'm gonna be back in 11 minutes and then I call every woman I have in my palm. Um, um, um, uh, just like one second phone calls with everyone. Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say I'm Bragg Just like one second phone calls with every one of them. Okay. I was gonna say I said 11 minutes

Maybe not a lot of I just want to hear it You've never heard two women talk they can talk for minutes Yikes, okay, I had a question though. I wanted to know what you both of your favorites of all the movies were though, I wanted to know what both of your favorites of all the movies were. Um, of all the story. Let's just assume, let's just treat it as like nine movies and not Rogue One. Oh, no, no, no side stories. No side stories.

Uh, I would say probably last Jedi. I think last Jedi was my favorite. I just love fucking Luke drinking that nipple milk from that weirdo on a beach. Like why not? And that's the moment? That, at that moment, honestly, I was like, this is great. This is a, I was having a fucking blast during that movie.

Thank you for prefacing that it's nipple milk as opposed to other types of milk. And Aaron, you said to leave out the original three or we can include those. You can include just no side stories. I think Empire Strikes Back is my favorite. I love all the stuff with the Tonton. I think Empire Strikes Back is my favorite. I love all the stuff with the Tonton. That's Empire Strikes Back, right?

When he goes to the hot. And that's the beginning, right? Empire, Empire, return is the one with the Ewoks. I love the Ewoks. Anything that's small and talks with your... You love the Ewoks? Yes, Ewoks I love. My favorite. Anything that's small and talks about your... You love the Ewoks? Yes, Ewoks, I love. My favorite story that Joe was.

Joe was Ewoks, Porgs, it's all gravy. I wanna eat a Porg. Well, Chihuahua does. I know, but I want that for myself. I want to eat one, but also I don't know. I have a complicated relationship with him. I want a new Porg. I think, I also think that to a certain degree

What's the what's the last the last Jedi right that's the that's the ninth movie? I forget the name the last Jedi is in my contention for my second favorite Star Wars movie because because of how much it fucking sucks and like I want nothing more than to see Star Wars burnt to the fucking ground. Because it's just fun to watch a cultural icon, like fail in the public light. Like something that has no reason to be bad

with all the money behind it coming out bad is, oh, I love that. And I remember leaving the last Jedi and not giving a shit about it because like, I'm sorry, Rise of Skywalker. Rise of Skywalker. I remember leaving the last Jedi and not giving a shit about it because like I'm sorry, Rise of Skywalker Rise of Skywalker. I remember leaving that movie and not giving a shit about it being like it was terrible Whatever who cares and seeing people like visibly distraught like in the lobby because I saw opening night or opening weekend At least and then I was like it made me a little happier to be like, oh, yeah a lot of people had way too much right

I got this movie and now they're movie. And now they're in pain. Well, I feel like also it's, I think it's 50, 50 in terms of, it's the creative part of it, but also the fans, I think buried that fucker. Yeah, oh yeah, 100%. But like that's, again, that's like, it's this like destructive beast that is, that has no, it doesn't need to be bad. With that much money behind anything, you have enough money to make it good. But you know how America's the worst country in the world, and it's got all this money behind it?

That makes me both sad and kind of happy at a time. Because it shows that maybe money and popularity isn't everything. And that maybe actually like things that are don't have money and aren't so popular can still be like very good and produce good culture. How did we go from a 30 inch dick joke to this? Well, I don't know. Vicki store and Larry Petman met each other 30 something years ago. They felt well. And then what happened? And then Aaron, speaking of then, what happened?

Who is Old Man Puzzles today? Well, you kind of gave it away by going and Aaron. Yeah, why don't you dress Aaron with that? Well, it's me. I'm old and Puzzles. You can tell because I try to do the least amount of riddles that I can. But it used to be. Well, we're going to get into it. This is from, and I'm not 100% sure how to pronounce your name, and I'm so sorry.

Did Jesser? Oh, that's got to be it. Oh, the Jester? No, so they said both my first and last name are fake, so feel free to use them. Digester? Yeah. I am digester. You can. Well, they created some really fun, like, warm-up style

riddles that I think we're going to have a blast doing. Are you ready? Yeah, we're ready. I can't wait to digest these. Here's some riddles for the sake of your ongoing punishment. These are all common things. Turn turned into their synonyms, synonyms, for example. Sinaments.

Sinaments. Halt ignite is stop light. Oh. Halt ignite is stop light. So like halt stop ignite light. Some of these are tricky. So a provided cryptic clues to lead you in the right direction.

Are we ready any questions? Will the last word always rhyme like that? No. Oh, okay. Gotcha. So they won't necessarily rhyme. Got it. Yeah, they most likely will not rhyme.

Okay, so that was a bad example. Yes. Just in terms of those making the examples. Yeah. That example is tough those making the examples. Yeah. That example is tough to digest. Digest. Feather City. Feather City is going to be bird town, baby.

Down town. Squawk, squawk, squawk. It's downtown, but a clue for that one where all the lights are bright. I assume based on the Batula Clark song, that J.P.C. just sang. I don't know anything about a Batula Clark song. When you're alone and like,

it's making you lonely, you can always go. Batula, I'm like, God, huh? New York was a say downtown. I only know Adam Taylor, but we say, kind, scribe. Kind scribe. Nice. Nice. Nice monk. Nice writer. Ghost writer. Kind doesn't necessarily mean nice. Kind. Type writer. Yeah. Who? Hold down. Who?

Arted. What are you saying? Huff. I said who? Who? Who farted. Who farted? Holy shit, hold on, stop.

Everybody stop, everybody shut up. Everybody shut up. I am quitting this podcast to go into business at Gadsouk's and I am only going to, or Spencer's gifts. I'm only going to sell bumper stickers for your horse. No, take one. I'm gonna sell bumper stickers that you put on the back of your horse on their ass

and it just says, hoof farting. That's good. The way Aaron said the word hoof made it sound like a conjunction that means like who would have? Hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof. Hoof, hoo down, I hoof, hoo down. Who would have? Who? Who? Who? Who have a bogus? Who? Who, hold down.

I hoof, hold down. Hoof is what my brain did, cause I didn't sleep last night. Hoof, hold down. Hoof, hold down. Would have to be goat disco, the shoot-ass. Shoot-ass. Mm-hmm.

Foot dance, sock hop. Mayor, mayor ceremony. Do you want the hint? Yes, please live on TV live on TV. It's Saturday night horse live on TV featuring Jim neighbors Melissa Vios and y'all. She's on there, she's a versatile, they gotta have her. She can play horses.

Um, they play horses, don't do that. Oh, down. It's live on TV, is that you? Live on TV, is that he-ha? Hodeon is maybe, I don't know, I don't know if I would have picked these words to do this. What's a hold down?

A hold down is a party. Yeah, I'd also call it like a dance. What's a name for a fancy dance? Honey from ball. Oh, is it ball? What ball? Horse ball. Yeah, horse ball.

I want to see a scene. All right. JBC, you're a high school football coach, like sort of like a Friday night lights field. And Adel, you are the new quarterback, you're a sophomore, but you're also a horse. Oh, yeah! Hey, coach, I just want to tell you how much

it means that you're putting me on varsity. Yeah. We're glad to have you on the team,ity. We're glad to have you on the team Cinnamon. We're glad to have you on the team. Look, I want you to do my- Sorry, I don't mean to correct you. My name is Sinanem. My bad, Simanem. Look, I want to do you- I want you to do me a favor out there, okay? See those boys out there? See those boys? Which ones? It's all boys. That's right. It's all boys.'s right it's all boys those are your boys

feminine so when you're out there on that field even the opposing team yeah I mean don't look at them they're in a whole other city how good is your eyesight where our practice field no eyes like a horse don't conceptualize the boys think of the boys who are right here these are these are your boys okay I want you to take care of these boys, okay? I want you to let these boys ride you as hard as they're gonna because it's gonna be a hard season. Understand? So I can't carry the ball. I have to be ridden. Hey, however we get that ball into the end zone to score and I want to say touchdowns. Is that correct? That's what matters.

Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, I mean I'm willing to take one for the team. I've been I want to say touchdowns, is that correct? That's what matters, Cindy. Uh huh. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to take one for the team. I've been branded before. You've been branded before? Mm hmm. Okay. Yeah, I mean,

Cindy, can I tell you a tale? Okay. I mean, can I tell you a tale? That's what I'm about to say. I've been died as. Okay, you're not going to kick me in the back of the head, huh? Hi, Cindy. I'm just, I'm the dada ass. Okay, you're not gonna kick me in the back of the head, huh? Hi, Simminin. I'm just, I'm the head cheerleader,

and we just wanted to give you a welcome. I know that a lot of the boys don't want you on the team, giving that you're a horse and all. Is this a prank? You're just gonna take a picture of my dick to put on social media? No. It happened at my last high school.

I was gonna ask you to the home come and dance. You sure? Your parents are okay with you going with the horse? No. Oh. Well. See you, Van, simmin' him. Well, it's simmin' him. Whatever you say, horse. Hey there, simmin' him. Me and the boys on the football team have got something to say to you. Yeah! What is it? After that practice that you ran today, boys on the football team and got something to say to you. Yeah. What is it? After that practice that you're in today, we think you're all right.

What? That's right. We think that you're a horse who can get things done. And we proud to call you a panther. Yeah, at the beginning of the week, we had a meeting talking about how we wanted to turn you to glue. But then we saw you play and horses

are actually kind of scary and muscular and we thought we're glad he's on our team. So what do you say, Samaritan? Are you gonna be on our team? Well, if people can say my name right, I'll be on the team. All right. Chad just got a picture of his dick.

That's what we wanted everybody run. Seen. Run from a horse. A bad idea. Yeah. Uh oh. All right, here's the next one. bacteria ring.

Bacteria ring is going to be sick germ charm. Six circle. Ooh, six circle carousel bacteria ring. Flu. Ring. Flu circle carousel. Bacteria ring. Flu... Ring. Flucell ring. Flu... Uh, hoop.

Back time. Back time. The hint. Jerim hoop. Fouls up to your ear. Telephone ring. Ring. You got the second word.

Bacteria. Nope. Phone. Phone. Bacteria phone Nope. Phone. Phone. Bacteria phone. Germ phone. Cell phone. Cell phone.

Cell phone. You got it. You always call me on my bacteria ring. You got it. You got it. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone.

Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Cell phone. Celebrity stags is gonna be famous, Anus, famous, Hans solos, famous deers, famous buck, singles, Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck. Famous?

Known Buck. Buck. Famous Buck, popular buck. Hundred, hundred buck, hundred buck. Write your name on it is the hint. Autograph Buck. Write your name on it is the hint autograph buck Right your name on it your buck Well you saw my ear buck this is just a dollar. Well you saw my

celebrity stag Celebrity stat famous buck is one of them is the second half of the word the second half celebrity would me oh Starbuck yeah nice starbuck okay okay star books waiting here for you cocaine getting kind of cold cocaine dehumidifier which hello shark tank cocaine dehumidifier if you get cocaine humid you ruin it. cocaine dehumidifier cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine. cocaine.

Let's see snuff. Snuff. I want to see a scene. Aaron and JPC you are on a first date. It's went extremely well. And Aaron, you're bringing JPC back to your apartment and it is just littered with cocaine. Okay.

Do you want to come in for a minute? Yeah. That'd be awesome. Just stay in the hallway for one sec, I'm gonna clean up. Okay, I mean, my places are wrecked, too. I honestly don't care if it's super dirty. No, tonight was just so fun and I don't wanna embarrass myself right at the end. Here we go.

I'll just be back in one second. Okay, sure. Oh my god, Kim, clean this up fast. I'm serious. He's gonna know I do so much cocaine. What do you want me to clean up for? I don't know, just do all the cocaine. Where did this specific? We have to do all the cocaine before you do you want me to clean up? What do you want me to do? I don't know, just do all the cocaine.

Where does this specific... We have to do all the cocaine before you use it. All of it? You thought he said... Look, okay, just do it. Let's do it. Chamezel. Chomazle.

Up this... Put this coke up. Barnastrols. You just put it up your butt, can't you? Do it together. We're gonna snort it after all. Okay, and just wait. Okay, I'm gonna put it up. Ten minutes later Oh, hey, oh god, they're both dead. Oh

No, oh I'm up I'm up she's seen my face I'm up what happened I don't know I left you left me in the hall. Oh, yeah, come on. Okay. Yeah, come on in. Can I get you a drink? Your roommate looks dead She's tired. She's bleeding from her face well Well, okay, look I think I think I know what's happening here. Oh, you do?

Yeah, I came back to your apartment. We were gonna have you know a nightcap You got a bearish because you have cocaine everywhere your roommate overdosed on Oh you do? Yeah, I came back to your apartment. We were gonna have, you know, a nightcap. You got a bearish because you have cocaine everywhere. Your roommate overdosed on that cocaine, but you know I did. You know I did. But you were too much of a cocaine. We can find.

I think I know exactly what's happened here. What? Because this is hell. And you're both dead. And you have to live this moment, your most embarrassing moment. For... Very good, he figured it out. This is...

Wait, I... Wait, he died too? Yes, you're in hell. Wait, this is... My hell is figuring out other people's hells? Wait, is that know what you said? Wait, is this... My...

Oh, fuck. Very good. Oh no! You figured it out. This is your hell. Figuring out the hells as other people are figuring out other people's Well, well, well, you figured out your heaven. Your heaven is telling people that figuring out other people's Elves is their hell

Well, well, well Can't tell if I'm happier said this is purgatory and you figured it out. Everything doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Everything matters, nothing matters. Kim wake up, Kim wake up, what did you see? Kim wake up, what did you see Kim? What did you see Kim?

I saw a tunnel and at the end of it was water. Are you sure you just didn't do like a inception having a health thing just now? Wait, you saw a tunnel and at the end of it was water, what else? Um, yeah, I guess there was an inception having a health thing. Now that you mentioned it, I am recalling that. So yeah, it's pretty wild. Is my face bleeding? Cokeds tell horrible stories. Same.

I'm happy I haven't done cocaine. I think I'd be bad at it. I think everyone's bad at cocaine. Yeah, I think that I would immediately be addicted forever. Oh, so you'd be too good at it. Yeah, Yeah. Exactly. Are you ready for the next one?

Sure. Yes, Mom. Oh, you didn't figure that one out. Wait, what was the celebrity? Cocaine dehumidifier. Oh, cocaine dehumidifier is. What's a nickname for cocaine? Drugs.

No, it's candy. Powder, snow, horse. No, that's good. Powder, snow, horse. No, that's good. Blow, blow, blow job. Nope. Blow, do you humidifier? Yeah.

Blow air, blow. In a hotel bathroom. Blow job. In a hotel bathroom. In a hotel bathroom. Blow dryer. Yes. Blow free soaps. Blow soaps. Uncooked fellows.

Ramen. Mm-hmm. Crucifix pot. In the fellows, the fellows. Tell me something, Bach joy. Are your toppings for my ramen? Yeah. Please don't stop. stop crucifix pot crucifix pot is a cross pan cross weed It's spelled differently. What do you mean pot? You know, yeah, the the synonym for pot is Spelled differently than what is actually at the end of this word cross joint

Pot what do you cook something in cross pan cross pan and Cross stove cross cross cross skillet pot Walk cross walk. Yes. Yeah I get it spelled different. Yes boss putty. Boss putty. Oh, Seinfeld. Hairlane. Boss's name is putty. Everybody loves putty.

Everybody loves gummy. Poke. Poke. Wait, cross putty? Boss putty. Sorry. cross putty. That was a boss putty. Sorry. Boss putty. And the chief. Sir, sir play. Oh, do play.

No, that's not right, but that sounds fun. I want to see you seen. Um, Aaron and James, you are two executives in some business. And the two of you are having your unalentia break on a Friday, and you have your deep suspicions that your boss, that you report to, is just a little vat of silly putty. Got it, got it. I'm just going to shake my salad.

18 hours. Yeah, you've been working really hard this week, Mark. You've been like, really working hard. You had that meeting last night. Craig is just on my ass. Like, it gives me, you know, it's like two hours to prepare, two hours to prepare. He wants it done now, he wants it done now.

He's just so, you know what he is? He's so inflexible. I completely agree. And I'm just gonna keep shaking my salad, maybe a little louder so people don't hear us. Oh please, yeah, that's a really great idea. Do you, and I'm not trying to be rude, is it possible that he is silly buddy?

Okay, I guess have a good rest of your lunch. No, no, no, I'm like, what? No, like when you're in meetings with him, like does he say anything or is he just like, like looks like Plato, like on like a swivel chair? I guess, I mean, it's not that he doesn't say anything, it's just the way that he looks kind of demands

that compulsory action and he's so moody. Like one day he could be totally different than he is the next day and then he could be in a completely different different mood or shape. Yeah, because he's not a person. Yeah. Oh my God, maybe he's played out. Yeah.

Maybe he's freaking silly. Like one time, one time I saw him. No, I feel so stupid. He spread himself out over a newspaper. Okay. Like pressed hard on the newspaper and then pulled up and then the newspaper was printed on him. Oh my God. And everyone was like laughing,

remember everyone was like laughing, and laughing, and that was so funny. But then he just like, and sort of like messes with his consistency later, because he has ink on him now. You know what happened is two days ago, I feel like such an idiot. I walk in the way of his office, he's not there. He had called me in for a meeting on his desk as a bullet grapes, purple grapes. I say, I'm hungry, I feel like such an idiot. I walk in the way of his office, he's not there. He had called me in for a meeting on his desk

as a bullet grapes, purple grapes. I say, I'm hungry, I haven't had lunch, I haven't had a fucking break. So I eat one of those grapes, it's one of the nastiest tastes I've ever had in my life. Oh my God, what was it? It's mushy, I'm like, this is not a grape, and then I hear him laughing.

And I'm like, I put him in my mouth. No way. Molded himself in the little balls and I put him in. Are we talking about sleeping with the boss guilty? Yeah, what? I slept with the boss. Did you sleep with Greg? At the Christmas party. Kyle, what are you talking about? How did you sleep? How? Well, I stuck into his office to try and get the the new prices. We all know what that means. Yeah, it's a big plus and a plus job. No further investigation needed.

It's a huge part of our job. We have to get the prices. And we love to sneak to get the prices. Got another price sneak. Yeah, so we have to get the prices. A price is on historically something that a company keeps absolutely secret. So you'd have to sneak to get the prices.

Why are you saying what we all know? I know, I was just thinking. It's just like we're this specific to our industry that prices would be a big secret. No, I know, that's what I'm saying. Sure. Like if you, I mentioned most companies, their prices would need to be public

so people could purchase them. Well, what are not companies that are secret because we all know what we do. Continue. We all know what we do. We all know what we do. So I stuck into his office. We all know what we do, right?

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Should we say it on the kind, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Should we say it on the kind of three? Yeah, sure. What a fun game. One, two, three. We run a funeral home.

We run a funeral home. We also have the same thing. What is your story? See. Say it. Um, uh, boss putty. Good to listen to. Boss.

Boss putty. Good to listen to. Boss, boss putty. This is kind of specific to us. Boss? I'll give you one final hint. Host. This is a boss putty podcast. Head gum. Head gum.

So wait, why is, how does boss lead the head? Like the boss is like the head of something, like the boss putty. Okay, head of the company I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. This is a boss buddy podcast. Aaron, I have one for you. Sure. Fast fracture.

Quick fracture. Break. We're gonna take a quick break. Yeah. You know the, okay. We're gonna take a fast fracture, we'll be right back with more, hey silly buddy.

And this fast fracture is brought to you by the candy bar fast fracture. If you need a quick break and you only wanna eat bones covered in chocolate, reach for a fast fracture. Give me a fracture. Give me a fracture. Give me a fracture.

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What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing. Nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you.

And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity.

Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. Yes, I did.

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And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adeland JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an

impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help?

Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Because sometimes Aaron in life, we're faced with tough choices.

And the path forward isn't always clear whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Mm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible,

and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works, way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy just so everyone's clear what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating

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R-I-D-D-L-E the middle of riddles of D but there is no true middle of riddle because it would be the space in The two D. I'm home. Bye. I am home. Who are we? What is this? Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday,

and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place.

I've been using it for years, way before they were a sponsor, and it helps me so much, especially around tax season. Kling, cling, cling, cling, cling, cling. Sorry, I also want to give a toast. Rocket money, well quickly, and easily find your subscriptions for you. And for any you don't want to pay for anymore, just hit cancel. And Rocket money will cancel it for you. It's that easy.

Kling, cling, cling. Mm-hmm. It also categorizes your expenses so you can easily track your budget in real time and also get alerted if anything looks off. Over 3 million, over 3 million people have used rocket money saving the average person up to $720 a year. We love rocket stuff. Stop, stop, stop, no, stop, stop. Stop, no, click, click, click, stop. Throwing your money away, cancel unwanted subscriptions today and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rockatmoney.com slash riddle.

That's rockatmoney.com slash riddle. Rockatmoney.com slash riddle, and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. I love your rocket money. Plank, plank, plank, plank. And we are Lumbar, meaning we're back.

Just so everyone knows during that commercial break, we did get an email that fast fracture has been pulled from most stores apparently the bones inside of it were bird bones and the chocolate was Bird blood. No. Yeah, fast fracture was just birds. I like the fun size fast fracture. Yeah, Robbins So if you did eat fast fracture, there is a class action lawsuit. It's a United States versus birds See hold on fast fracture is birds Yes, you know what I love to do I used to just make cookies and instead of chocolate chips I would mash up fast fractures and put them in it was just like a nice little treat We all had fun

But that date those the days are numbered and the ride is over oh there are no free rocks I like that their catchphrase is, it's this or your teeth. I just realized something. I used to, a few years ago, I had a, you know, remember when I had that parrot? I would try, I would try and feed my parrot fast fracture and he would always just scream. And now I realize why.

Well aren't, well don't parrots just repeat things that you do. Yeah, that is true of parents. Woo! Well, Adam, you also choose if you got that parent to maybe help with your night terrors, right? The doctor said this parent will help with your night terrors. Wait, what are you guys saying?

I said parents. Oh, I'm sorry. Fast fracture is people. My bad. Yes, I had a smudge of the copy. Doctor, my parent wants up screaming. Don't parents just repeat what you do? Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. No, no, no, wait, wait. Well, that made my day. Okay. We have one more of those riddles, and then we. Um, well that made my day. Okay. We have one more of those ripples, and then we're gonna move on. Oh, yeah, let's do it.

Okay. Thank you, Digest. Thank you, Digest. Pepper, Enigma. Straw Pepper Enigma. Straw Pepper Enigma. So this has to be T-Boss Chilli. And pepper is not like the spice.

It's more like, I'll just pepper some in. Oh, sushi. Stra-pepper enigma. Enigma. So hey, question. Hey, riddle riddle. Yeah, no, hey, question question. Better name.

So those are those, send in in riddles. Those are funny fun. And if you have any ideas for some, please send them in. Thank you, Digest. Thank you, Digest. Thank you, Digest Daddy. Please send us more. And now we have an amazing email from Vita,

who loves the show. I'm hungry for a nice, deep dish, Vita. Vita. Vita. I could go for a nice, white pizza. Pizza. I can go for a nice white sauce, pizza by. Hey, why is your sauce always gotta be white? I am allergic to tomatoes. Oh, that's good.

Good answer. I can respect that. They are a fan of the show. Why do you say that in a surprise tone? I'm because of course. That's crazy. So many people email us and be like, hey, used to be a big fan or, hey, don't care for the show.

Well, in all sincerity, I think we did have somebody say, of course I don't listen anymore. Which is the funniest fucking thing. Of course I don't listen anymore. Fuck you. If you check back in in this exact second, fuck you. I wonder when people stopped listening. Do you think it's probably probably 50 riddles?

And then didn't do any. Maybe that probably when I, that Halloween riddle, probably because of a lot of people. That's when I stopped listening. That's when I stopped listening. Oh boy. Okay, okay. If people made it to episode 50 and then stop Okay, okay, this is so serious stopping stop making jokes. Okay, okay These are really fun riddles are you ready?

Sure, yes, you have only one match left you want to light the room with an oil lamp Start a fire to warm the room and heat your bath water in order to complete all the above actions which of these should you light first? Um, I know the answer. So you have to do, you have to heat your bath water, light the room with an oil lamp and start a fire to warm the room. Which one should you do first and you only have one match left? Mm-hmm. Swipe right. And that's the joke on a podcast with

what not supposed to do jokes. Was it you ever go on dating apps, JPC? Oh yeah. Didn't you guys see my... JAPES, I shared the back of an Uber with JAPES many a night where he would show me his phone and he would swipe right on everyone. And then when they chatted with him,

he would plug his improv show. Is that real? Didn't you get, so there was, I did a bunch of bits with that. First of all, I would like, my profile was like, hey, not interested, not looking. I just want to let you know that like Tinder can be weird. A great date idea would be to take someone to an improv show. Because you can like talk at the bar, watch the show where you don't have to be talking then kind of like talk afterwards.

If you want free tickets to an improv show, message me, I'll hook you up with comps. And then like, bold, I would be like, I do not want to meet you. And then sometimes I give out comps to people. And then I also had a bit for a while where I had my dating profile that was like, if you're reading this, I'm looking for my dad. I do not know where he is.

He is, you know, but I do desperately want him back. He has been gone for four days. My family's worried sick. We just want to contact my dad. Please, if you're reading this and you are my dad, message me. My dad is six foot and then it cut off because I can't read this. My dad is six foot and I just wipe right on everyone. I'll take it, you never went on any dates from dating apps.

No, I didn't. Who are these people? you'd never went on any dates from dating apps. No, I didn't. Hahaha. Who are these people? I think we should have our own dating app where someone has to solve a riddle. And if they solve it, then you match with them. Then they end up alone forever. Well, on our kids' core, that's connected to our Patreon.

I've offered to run people's dating apps for them because it is something I'm passionate about doing wrong. I'm not very good at it, but I like it. I don't think I was ever good at dating apps, or I don't think that I would use them right, because I feel like the dating apps or a lot of the dating apps are geared towards a hookup culture that I was never an interested party in or a big part of. So my experience on the dating apps are geared towards a hookup culture that I was never an interested party in or a big part of. So my experience on the dating apps was short lived, I would say.

But I did go on some dates on them, but I never had a relationship off of a dating app. Interesting. Which I guess maybe is the point, I mean, or maybe people do meet and have relationships. Because you ever do apps? I was briefly on a bumble and Tinder. How was that?

It's weird. I think if there's always like a night where you're like, this is a good idea. And then like two days later, you're like, I'm not into this. It just feels weird. It's like weird, but also kind of necessary. Oh yeah, it's hard to organically meet people,

especially if you are trying to meet people outside of your social circle. Yeah. I feel like it's also something where it's like, I would, when talking to people, I would dabble in like, here's my, here's me on full display in terms of my sense of humor, and it would typically backfire in terms of them being like, what are you saying? Or like, here's my, here's me on full display in terms of my sense of humor, and it would typically backfire

in terms of them being like, what are you saying? Or like, are you serious? And I'm like, no, just try to have fun. But my sister and my brother-in-law met on a dating site, so it works people. And I'm gonna offer the same services as Aaron, where if you want me to try and hook you up with someone who is my exact type, I will go through

and try and match you with people. Aaron, what would your strategy be if you were running people's dating apps? Well, it's something that I've done for my friends and I feel really, really good about and it's a combination of having good instincts and then being super realistic about what you're actually looking for.

And then being so funny and charming like, I am and good with words. Are you talking about building people's profile or are you talking about? I do it all, JBC. You're gonna message people too. I'm gonna do it all. I do it. But is that JBC?

Is that like Serio, Dibershanac, whatever? This is what I do. I say what first message they should send, and then I faded the message. And last message. I say then I faded the message. And last message. I say that I will do this. I will say, I will run your dating apps. I will do your first message and your last message.

You could, they will be the same message. You can use them in any order that you want. And it will be IE-DAS. Oh my God, wait, you guys, for a Patreon episode, I will read download my dating apps and read to you what I wrote for opening lines to people. That's pretty fun. How about we create a fake profile

and then we control that personality? I will protect my friend, but a friend of mine who is married had a bit where he just put his dating profile up He was interested in all parties and he just it was just his wedding photos like the professional wedding photos And it was like he's like me and my wife are just on here We are not looking for anything romantic. We just we just got our wedding photos We really just want to show off our wedding photos. Don't you think they look great? He's not mean as group of people to do that too. He got so many people that were like, fuck you, how dare you.

Some of us are out here trying to beat people. That is his scary app is being ruined. Wait, you guys, I had, I just a memory come back to me. So the only dating app I ever met anyone from. Oh, this sounds like it may have been repressed. No, no, no, no. It was caramel, right? No, no. Is that app caramel, which is all about your favorite candies?

Yeah, it was just postmates, and it was just me, me. When people brought candy to my house, now I was on coffee meets bagel, and I met, I went on maybe like 10 dates off of that. I was very active on dating apps in early 2018. We really put myself out there. And that's right when we were recording Hey Riddle Riddle for the first time. And multiple times before or after our recordings,

I'd be going on these dates. And they'd be like, what do you have after this? Why do you have to leave? Or like, what were you before this? And I'd be like, why do you have to leave? Because I was being so, I was just so cute. And they were like, what, don't go. And they be like, why do you have to leave? Because I was being so, I was just so cute. And they were like, what, don't go. And they were like, what did you do before this? And I'd be like, I recorded a riddle podcast where we solve riddles. And they're like, where can I listen to it?

And I was like, you can't, we're doing it for no one. And they were like, well, you fun. What's your job? My pain for your Uber home, are you okay? But yeah, if you heard the first few episodes of Hey, Riddle, Riddle, I was on very strange dates, but some good dates. I don't know.

I got so quiet. You walked that back real fast. No, dude, I had, it was completely split, like all dating. It was like 50% amazing, very funny, very interesting people and 50% people who were strange. Like the guy who talked about hot sauce the entire time. Your name was Matt, we went in a date with the violet out at the violet hour.

You talked about hot sauce the whole time. You didn't ask me any questions about me. Put on blast. This isn't not a dating story, but I've written many ubers where they ask what I do. I typically just say whatever I'll make something up so I don't have to talk about it because I don't want to talk to anybody. But one time I just, a few times I've been like, I'm self-employed and they're like, what do you do? And I'm like, I'm a-employed and you're like, what do you do?

And I'm like, I'm a podcast owner. Like, what's your podcast? And I'm like, these ones. And they're like, oh, okay, fun. And then this one woman on the way to the airport was like, so you do your podcast? Are they pretty successful? And I'm like, yeah, relatively, I guess.

And she's like, yeah, my cousin does a travel blog. And I go, I'm amazing. I go, okay, and she goes, yeah, one time she got recognized for it, so it's not too shabby. It's she was like, if you went the address,

I'll send it to you and I was like, I don't want this. That's amazing. I just love that's the room that I'm, that's the target I'm circling is like, you do a podcast? Yeah, my cousin has a fucking travel blog. That's your idea.

The car I get into, I'm like, what do I do? I do a podcast. Give me your phone. Let fucking travel blog. The gym idiot. The car I get into, I'm like, what do I do? I do a podcast. Give me your phone. Let's listen to an episode. And then I put my, I get their phone, and I download our podcast on their phone.

And then I subscribe for those weekly updates, baby, and I get those smart listens. They'll never listen, but it doesn't matter, because it would take effort for them to go remove that. And then you go to patreon.com, so I say, riddle, riddle, subscribe them, get their credit card number. What's your credit card number? I subscribe with my credit card number, who gives a shit?

It's all people, baby. I told this to Adel a few years ago when it happened, but I was in an Uber pool, and the driver was talking to me a bunch, and the girl in the back was like, lean forward, and was like, I'm so sorry. I know your voice, and it's driving me insane. And I was like, I'm sorry. And she was like, who, what is it?

And I was like, I don't know. And we realized that she knows me from Hello from the Magic Tavern. Oh, wow. And she was like, you're just like, I'm thinking like you're a mouse. Like, are you a mouse? And I was like, yeah.

And at the time you were trying to hold back shitting your pants, right? Yeah, no, I already shit my pants. Ha, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. Back to this riddle, shall we? Yes, oh yes. This is the podcast that we're doing. We'll do an entire Patreon.

We'll go on your dating apps and your profiles and find you through love. Let us be you. Okay, okay. Adel, you said you knew the answer to this. Yeah, should I say it? Yeah, please, because I forget the riddle. Mom, I'm gonna read it again.

No, no. Book of matches, he only has one match left. He wants to heat the water, light the lamp, and do something else. Oil lamp, warm the room, heat the bath water. Spill the wine, kiss the girl. Go on and spill the wine. I believe that what he has to light first is the match.

Yes. The first thing you need to light is the match itself. Without a fire source, how could you possibly start to take care of the lamp, a bath water, or a fireplace? The first thing you need to light is your own heart. And then your imagination. This is fun. Speaking of mice, are you ready for the next one?

Yes. Too many mice. Mice are famous for their ability to multiply at break-next speeds. Mice are famous? Here, and that's a fact. Sorry, here. Mickey Muth. You're just reading the facts. Sorry.

The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice. Can you see the North American f**k mouse? Watches it multiplies. Oh my god, do you have you guys seen that video from... What is it? It's not playing it Earth, but it's the new Netflix thing,

but it's a mouse after it feels a scorpion, and it just screams like it does like a warcraft. Oh, the one in the desert. Yeah, it's like... Yeah, it's incredible. That's awesome. Does he scream red wall? Yeah, and he holds. Yeah, it's incredible. That's awesome. It's so funny. Does he scream red wall? Yeah.

And he holds a little sword out. It's adorable. Well, to be fair, my sonly repeat what their owners do. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, we gotta get Adela Parrot. And then I want to take care of the parrot after Adela had it for a year.

I can hear it say my wife every point five seconds. My wife. Okay, the type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born. You picked up one of these darling baby mice at the pet shop and brought it home the day after it was born in 10 months from now.

How many? Please believe it. You never saw me do that. This is the fucking line. This is the fucking line. I'm not gonna be. Hold on. I'm not gonna be a little.

I want to see a seed. So, uh, uh, uh, Adel, you just came into pet to a pet store. You're like, you have like a couple hours to kill. Uh, you came into a pet store. You're just browsing around. Aaron, you work came into pet store, you're like, you have like a couple hours to kill. You came into a pet store, you're just browsing around, Aaron, you work at the pet store, you're security at the pet store, you think that you saw Adel steal a mouse, you think you saw him put a little mouse in your pocket,

so you're stopping him as he's trying to exit the pet store. Excuse me, sir, I can't let you leave. What? Yeah, I know that. This is the way out the door. I heard the door open, I'm gonna shut it now. Bring it in. And. What is it ding is it ding ding ding and then ring ring ring Making fucking sense. Let me go. It's it. Excuse me. I don't yeah go. I don't need to interrupt

I'm his friend and that's not his real voice. He's putting on a tough guy voice. No, I'm not shut up Jeff you are I don't know what to tell you. I don't want to get involved in the situation But I exit the situation. That's's a thing Well Jeff today is your key day. Fine, but both you guys, but let me go I'm tired of being demeaned. Yes. Today is your lucky day. Oh, okay, but it's that's it's all it's also opposite day So you both So I can go no you are both screwed, but you said I had to say It's opposite day so we're not okay Okay, then fine. I'll play at my own game you

Which means you are to security cameras in here. There are any security cameras the police aren't on their way And there isn't a mouth suffocating in your breast pocket To be there should be today. Shouldn should you be standing on the ceiling? That's physically impossible. Hold on, hold on. I'm so confused. Could we just say that it's not opposite day and like just proceed as well? So it is opposite day.

Well I don't want it to be. She made it opposite day, not me. I was trying to insult you, but yes, it's opposite day. You're free to go. So it's not opposite day. It's not opposite what day. So is this my real voice? I don't know any more Jeff. Maybe the tough guy voices your real voice. I didn't know it was opposite day when we began this. I thought you let the snakes out. I saw you pet every cat and name them even though we've already given them names. Go put the mouse back or I will have to use force on you.

I don't understand if it's opposite day or not. It might take you to make it really... Hey, you look great today. Or oh my god. You look great today. I like your coat. I like your best hair days of my life. It's off today.

What's off today? How do we end this scene? Because if I say see in its opposite day, which means continue to do improv Jeff, what are you talking about? I think I'm a woman dying from cocoa burduts in an apartment Paulie want to wife Did we get it Aaron? Was that it? You got it.

What's the answer to the question? What was the full question? So we go into a pet store, we see some mice and what happens? Mice are famous for their ability to multiply a breakneck piece. I know, I know the answer. The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, burying 12 babies each time. Baby, mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born.

You picked up one of these darling baby mice at the pet shop and brought them home the day after it was born. In 10 months from now, how many mice will you have? What is the answer to APC? I know the answer. Zero. Zero, because it's just one mouse. And let's hold on. Are you sleeping with the mouse?

Zero, because it's just one mouse? Well, yeah, but mice don't live 10 months. Not in my house. Not in my snake house. Welcome to the snake house. You try to survive. You're a mouse and you run through the house, snakes everywhere. I want to see the snake house. The first 30 seconds of the pilot to snake house. Warning, the following content is not suitable It contains partial nudity, violence, and snakes. Okay, everybody calm down calm down.

We're just gonna pull over. We're gonna get a quick bite to eat at this Texas. Huh. It says it's a Texas Roadhouse, but on the door it says Texas Snake House. Huh, you guys still wanna go in, right? I mean, we're all hungry, right? Yeah, we're all hungry. Big, big, Texas Snake House. Huh. You guys still wanna go in, right? I mean, we're all hungry, right?

Yeah, we're all hungry. Big day, raffles. Okay, yeah, so it's, we're gonna go in. Bending. Okay, no host. Thousands of snakes. Across the street, there's a TGIS.

Should we go there? Yeah, TGIS. We're already here. I mean, we might as well, there's a booth. Should I get the potato shedskins? Snakes. What are you looking at, a menu? Where did you find a menu?

Oh, I just started drawing one. OK, let's all pick up the menu, and let's rip off of menu items. We can always just go to a fast food restaurant. Like, burger day. No, we're ripping off of menu items here. OK, sorry. I was walking further behind you guys.

I was still as a former. Yeah, no, now we're all looking at the menu. Menu item. Soup. Soup. Let's see. Wait, what was your soup? Soup.

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Are your ankles beaten by copperhead snakes? He's coming. I would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. He would like my little name. for copperheads. Going to sleep. Garden salad snake. Oh my lips. Copperbread salad. That's it,

scene. That is by far the worst thing we've done on this show. At 4 in the morning, I'm going to wake up in a cold sweat and then have five of them. Five snake menu items and hate myself. So you said they take home one mouse. How are they supposed to reproduce if they're not there? Good point, Adel. No, but what? Aaron said in the riddle, this type of mouse reproduces has 12 mice every month.

Yeah, but only if they're doing it. No, you said this is a type of mouse that has 12 mice every month. So there is a right answer to this because this mouse... Yeah, it's what! Your mouse can't spread any babies by itself. Of course it can. This type of mouse can. The premise of the riddle has told us there's a special type of mouse that has 12 babies out of the ether.

No, this is not a marion. You don't tell me how the... I know, I want to take this riddle to riddle core. I want to take this riddle to riddle core. I want to take this riddle to Riddle Court. I see a scene. I'm taking this riddle to Riddle Court. I demand to take this riddle to Riddle Court. Okay, how do we have to defer? Okay, which goes first?

I get what? I call scene first. After this scene, we can take it to Riddle Court. Okay. I want to see you seeing you are Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Minnie is pregnant and we're absolutely certain it's not Mickey's. Yeah? Mickey? Uh-huh. I am well. I am what you look like you have something important to tell me I'm can we go to a manger? Cuz I go to a manger. Yeah, I'm about to give birth

You're what yeah, yeah, I know we haven't done it, but it was No, this is great Um, I'm gonna pack up my shit and go no, no, no, no, um, I mean I I feel no quote. You're awful to me We're not right for each other Many there hasn't been love has there been love. I don't know A bit love. Has there been love? I don't know. Yeah, I do. I think so.

Can I be honest with you? What? I would love, I'm in love with Pluto. Wait a minute. What? No. It's making you many mouths. No, I've been fucking Pluto. I've been letting Pluto get on.

Wait, is Pluto the top? Gorsh, thanks for coming over again. You sure have been around the house a lot. Left, left. Anyway, go if you get the fuck out of here, okay? Here's 20 bucks. Go ahead fun kid. Gorsh, 20 bucks. That'll buy me all kinds of hats. Who gives a shit out of the set? Gorsh, get out of here. Is that my thing? What's my thing? Gorsh, dude. Goose.

You killed the five minutes here, you fucking. You tried everybody up. You wanna pack it a goose? Goose, goose. Yeah, goose. My dog's right here. You can't wake up. See?

All right, we are going to Riddle Court. All right. Oh, no, I wanna do it. Oh, no, but we settled out of court. Oh, fuck, I was excited. No, I got, it was, I made a good amount of money. It was $24,000. Oh, my, that's not that much money.

I could have gotten you more money in court. Is your lawyer? She could have gotten me more money by going to court. Yeah, and then I have to pay my fucking court fees. I have to pay a lawyer for the fact that I'm so far away. That's how much money I would have made for you. In a way, I would have let that riddle go to court. I'd rather take my odds.

I'm not gonna go to jail. I love listeners can't see this because we're recording over Zoom and they can't see us on video. But as- Anyway, no, but how we're recording this. They used to be able to. I love that JPC was thinking I'm an amount of money

and he looked on his Eastern wall and he has a poster of Keyworth Sutherland and he goes, I got $24,000. I got lost boys number of bloody. Well, we'll never go to record. I got outsiders, I got outsiders. Wait, can we just, well then JBC, can you like play the audio of you

in your lawyer settling this out of court? Order, order, order. Yeah, hold on. I'm ordering some food, order. What do you want? Yeah, you're taking. I'm Crab food order? What do you want? Crabbing in baby baby baby crabbing good. Okay order order. What about you? What do you want order? I'm on the phone. Huh, I'm actually on the phone. Okay

Hi, I'd like to place an order. Okay. What would you like? I'd like crabbing good Okay, baby, baby get crabbing in I just I'm ordering only Grappin' Good. Okay, get some Grappin' Good. How do you really like? Do you normally ask that question with Grappin' Good? Just in order. We sell them, um, individual. Ollacart? Ollacart?

Well, we sell them Ollacart and individual and pro-bono. And Altho and... You sell? I'll take four pro-bono, Altho and Tay. Grappin' Good. Okay, and would you like to... Whatever that could be. Insider outside. What's that? Alf, and would you like to do that? Whatever that would be.

Insider outside. What's that? Alfresco or Infresco. Can I do Alpastor? Can I get a Fresco? Oh yeah. Alpastor with two fresco. We don't have Fresco, but we do have Fego.

And also, I should ask, I'm being rude. How's your Fego? Juggalo. Baby, baby, French fries. Se french fries. No I'm sorry that's the worst scene we've ever done. Snake food, snake food. And we did we did already get the answer to that riddle error right? Yeah. It was zero mice. One mouse. Yeah. No that mice dies. I told you I can't live in the snake zone. And that's a shitting skin stop. I'm not gonna keep a mouse alive for that log.

No way. Have you seen his keyboard set up? Are you ready? Yeah, I just keep smashing my mouse but keyboard. Are you guys ready for another one? Yes, one more riddle. Which of these doesn't make the sound of silence? Peter Paul and Mary, sorry to garfunkel

rest treble cord Scale we got treble right here Which one of these doesn't make the sound of silence? treble what was it? Rhythm rest treble chord scale. rhythm.

is this a real thing? is this a trick question? which one doesn't make the sound of the sound? yeah it's a little tricky. which one doesn't make a sound? rhythm rest treble bubble. chord scale. chord scale. rhythm rest treble chord bubble. Cored scale. Cored scale. Rhythm, rest, treble, cord scale.

Would you like some hints? Yeah, give me a hint. Cored scale. I feel like it's got to be one of these five things. So we can just keep guessing. But I want to hint because I don't understand it yet. Can you see a group? Oh, go ahead. Sorry, what was the phrasing of like,

which one doesn't make a sound? Is that the exact phrasing? Yep, which of these words doesn't make the sound of silence. Gotcha. When you see, and this is the first hint, when you see a group of words that have a similar theme, it's easy to get hung up on their meanings. Diary of. Instead, look for other ways to interpret the question asked of you.

For example, other than the very literal definition, what else could the sound of silence be referring to hit number two Read each word out loud and pay attention to how they differ from each other and particular think about how each word is pronounced cord scale Treble rhythm rhythm still stuck think about what letters aren't pronounced This is the rhythm of the night.

This is the scale of the night. Rhythm chord scale. This is the treble of the night. Sound of silence. This is the chord of the night. Scale of rhythm. Oh, the. I have no idea.

The night. I'll say chord. So rhythm, we have a Y in there, right? We have a silent Y. Yeah. Is it rest? Troubles. It is.

Yeah. That's right, the answer is rest. All of the other options have silent letters. You did it. They did it. You're on opposite day. It's opposite day, this whole episode. So everything I said, you got right, you got wrong.

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It's opposite day. Since it's opposite, how do we do this? I'll just spell it, I'll say it backwards. Oh, okay. No, no, no. No, yeah, no, I wanna hear her do this now. She'll just spell I'll say it backwards. Oh, okay. No, no, no No, yeah, no, I want to hear it do this now. She already committed that she could do it backwards. Say it backwards or spell it backwards Well Aaron whenever you fucking figure that out I'm just gonna say hello for now and I'm protected so yeah, we just want to make sure that you don't look the full Okay, she's writing down she's putting it on her phone

She's putting it on her forehead and looking into a mirror ready ready Bitterpuzz Oh We can't go on that Reddipage at all hello That was a hitgun podcast. That was a Hitgun podcast.