Hey Riddle Riddle - #98: Degrees!

Episode Date: June 3, 2020

What do you do with a bug in your ear? What makes a Guy Ritchie character? How does a Florida convenient store employee eat chocolate? All this PLUS the return of Animal Parade and the introduction of a new segment! And most importantly, we recall the 4 members of 98 Degrees and give insight into their formation! Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So if you're buying this, do know that there's no more riddles left. So you said negative tensor? Negative 15. I heard negative 15. Of course that means the auction house. South of Bees will be paying you to take this off their hand.

I'll take it home with me for $20. Oh, you're gonna pay $20. No, you give me the cold 20, I'll take it off your hand. 25 from the lady in the big hat. Man, please don't describe yourself. I'll do that. 25 from the lady in the big hat in the back. Okay, 50 from the,

horribly disfigured man in the even bigger hat. 55 from the woman who is beautiful in the humongous hat. Okay, I'm so sorry I do have a bid in the back. $5,000 from the man in the yellow hat with the monkey. No, I'm just trying to catch my monkey. I don't want a bid. Has anyone seen my George? Speaking of catching monkeys, I'm Adler Fy.

I'm JPC. And I'm curious Aaron. And we are Hayward Arrittle. And this is episode 98 That can't be right check your mapping and adult adult do the math Ernie last was 97 plus one 98 let me hold on let me get out my abacus he's putting on a big a pair of janitors scrubs Yes, and then I'm gonna pull out my napkin that I had the members of abacus Okay, you see the lipstick of all four members of ABBA,

this is my ABBA KISS. I'll give you a thousand dollars for that. A thousand dollars from the lady in the big hat. Ha ha ha. Oh yes, it is episode 98. How's everybody doing? I should, let me start off by, because I brought nothing to the conversation

by asking that. So let me say. What if Gene Simmons was the lead singer of ABBA? What if? ABBA KISS. What if Gene Gene Simmons sold blue jeans and they called them blue Gene Simmons what if Bill Simmons and Gene Simmons kissed Peter Chris um so what's going on in my world well Gemma and I just yesterday should someone ask no I guess I asked myself Gemma and I bought we finally pulled the trigger and bought a feeder a a chipped feeder for brisket and fries

Because brisket is horribly overweight So we got a little feeder where they have to stick their neck into it and then a door opens and they can eat that portion and that's it So we're feeling good about that. I've also... When you say, what is a chipped feeder? Like, is that like gently used? So we have them both chipped. And in case they ever get out, or in case they beat their future cats, because we brought them back from the future. So they have chips in them.

So the feeder reads that and will only open for their chip. Got it, got it. So just make sure they're only eating their portion and they're not grazing 20 times a day like they've been doing. I just have an uncarplet thing for my cat where I just, it has to demand one quarter portion that it can get its food.

Okay. And what's your cat's name? A uncarplet. Uncarcat. Uncarcat? Yeah. What I'm up to. So have they been using this feeder? They just started today and they are both terrified of it.

They don't get it yet. They don't get it yet. They keep trying to get into each others because they're dumb and they're cats. But brisk fries is being a little bit better fries. It's kind of eventually figured it out, but Frisk it constantly goes to Frisk and won't go to his own. Oh, okay. When Frisk gets the one who needs, Frisk gets the one who's a fatty move batty. He's a

chomplier. So he just can't stop eating other cats food. Can't he only wants what's not his. Uh-huh. So that's what's, that's what's new with me. And I'm also replaying, I think I told James, I'm replaying Breath of the Wild because I never finished that the first time around. So I'm going back to finish it all, baby. It's a fun. It's pretty. Oh, it's so fun. And I also thought about just now I just thought of a fun burn. And listeners, you can use this if you want. So the next time you're on a date, you can be like, damn girl, are you a 2017 hit switch RPG?

Cause your breath is wild. So for date? Yeah, that was my feelings. So pretty use that. Hashtag Nintendo Burns. Send us your Nintendo burns at Hashtag Nintendo Burns. I feel like use that off a date. That's a dis about to a date.

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's a dis about to a date. Yeah. Let me ask you. How to end a date by JPC. That's your dating advice. I'm only going to end a date with a dis about if I'm carry struggling. JPC, can I see a scene? And really it's just you doing a reading.

A scene? Yeah. I haven't told you about my week. At a Barnes and Noble. I've already done a homework. And it Barnes and Noble. Out of already doing homework? And it's from your book, how to stop dating people. And this is like some of your advice

for how to get out of a date. You're just reading it aloud. Thank you everyone for having me. I'm going to read some selections from my book. This is from Chapter 6, How to Get Out of a Date. If you find yourself dating a Seth,

stop. No reason to dating a Seth, stop. No reason to date a Seth? Uh, no reason. Sorry, I have a question here. Yes, I am. I'll take a question. TV's Seth make file in and I find what you just said. A little bit unusual.

Yes, I find that that's not very polite. What did you get in the... Gigadie, Gigadie, Gigadie, the fuck out of here please. Security killed this man. Actually, you hit this man. Seen. And seen. Security kill this man. Actually, get this man. Scene. And scene. Peter Griffin.

Yeah. That's Peter Griffin. Oh. We'll never hear the list, everybody. Now, everyone's gonna be on infinite dates that won't end. Well, not if you're Seth. Not if you're Seth, you're fucked.

And what's been going on? You're with your weak. Not much. I went to State my boyfriend's family's house in the suburbs because they weren't there So we had the whole house to ourselves watch some documentaries A foul-bout Swam in the pool

Mostly just spent a few hours trying to get a shot of Sean hitting a ball really really hard and slow motion That's how we spent our weekend Did you slide across the floor in white socks and a white button on shirt? Yeah, and then I was Tom Cruise for a few hours. It was really scary. I woke up. I was Tom Cruise. I didn't know what to do. At the end of the weekend, did you put the Ferrari on blocks and then run it in reverse to get the miles back off of it? That's exactly what I did. One air in was in Egypt land. Let my air in go. GPC, how about your week?

OK, well, now that you asked, how to have interesting, interesting week, I will say that we had a fun thing happen today, which is not fun. And I will preface this story by no one was hurt, but there were like four fire trucks on our street because a house on our street caught on fire, but it was a house, and we got the scoop afterwards,

but just like everyone in the neighborhood was out on their porch or their steps being like, well yeah, the house on fire, huh? Yeah, everybody, the house on fire, you hear about the house on fire? The house is on fire. But no one lived in it, they were like rehabbing it and apparently the firefighters were they were like really Russian They were like booking it to get this to get this house put out

but you know Isn't that always in their job? Sometimes if like the fire department is called and it's like nothing they'll they won't be like moving slow Where's the fire? Yeah The fact that they were like really rushing to like get the hoses put on was like, oh shit, this is like a real fire. But apparently, I guess the firefighters said to someone who was there that it had been burning

for a while, because the house has no one's in it because it's being rehabbed. Well, now it's definitely being re-rehelled. So it used to take house trucks up. But it had been burning for a while, and all of the windows were open. It was on the second floor of the house, and they were like, if the windows had been closed,

it could have exploded or been more like combustible fire. Do they know how it started? They don't, but my guess is if it was known as in it and it was being rehabbed, it was maybe like, some contractor left something there or something or an electrical fire, who knows, I've never seen it. Had you been by the house recently, like had you walked by it because I don't want to accuse, but it seems like maybe the fire started because of that ass?

Well, it was because of that ass. It could have been because I do walk spaghetti by that, so if you like that doggy ass, then it's possible. And her doggy ass is straight fire. Oh, yeah. It's 100% of a donkey dog. than it's possible. And her doggy has its street fire. Oh yeah. It's 100% of a darker dog. I'd blaze that ass in smoke.

Could it be arson? Could it be arson? Could it be arson? It could have been like, who know? I mean, nobody knows. The neighbors apparently saw smoke rising from it and then they called. And then they, I wish I had been out there on the street

where they were like, hosing it down with those fire hoses, but I didn't want to like leave my house and like be one of those like weird onlookers on the street to they were like, hosing it down with those firehouses, but I didn't want to like, leave my house and like be one of those like, weird onlookers on the street to be like, yeah, firehouse, the house is burning down on fire. I do want to see a scene. James and Aaron, you two are parents.

Your parents have a boy named Carson, and you're starting to believe that our son is an arson. Our son, Carson is an arson. Gotcha. And that's the premise. Gotcha, Carson is an arson. Gotcha. And that's the premise. Gotcha, thank you Adolf for this gift. Mm-hmm. Goodnight Carson, sweet dream.

Goodnight Carson. Come on, mom and mom. Okay, yeah. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking what I'm thinking. I'm thinking what I'm thinking. Ha-ha-ha. At least we've been very, we've been very for 15 years.

Is it possible that we're thinking the same thing? I know I just get scared because I get scared that you're, you know what I mean? I'm thinking what I'm thinking. I told you. I, I, I, I quit that life. I quit that life a long time ago. I'm no longer in medium.

I'm no longer. I know, but sometimes I just get scared that you're reading my brain, you know? I still could, so with the police sometimes, and I, I do it a little bit on the know, but sometimes I just get scared that you're reading my brain, you know? I still can consult with the police sometimes, and I do it a little bit on the side, but not immediately anymore. I'm not watching for the micro expressions to read your mind.

So we're both like, we're both like thinking the same thing independently. You're not just thinking what I'm thinking because I'm thinking about what I'm thinking. And I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking, I'm thinking the same thing, but it has nothing to do with it. You're thinking that we just both arrived at that same conclusion Excellent Carson your mother's dead by the way

Perfect I love that it started off as some ASMRson So let's get 98 on the fucking road We're gonna do one warm up and then from there we're gonna get into our puzzles Puzzies and riddies and wow I won't feel warmed up from that. The one warm-up and I guarantee you because of the content or the subject matter, we will fill warm, a certain temperature after this. The one warm-up we have is the show cannot proceed. I guarantee you we will not continue the show until you answer this one ready, which is ship who are the four members of 98 degrees this is episode 98

98 degrees is getting a little hot in here. I need all four members of 90 degrees and if you want to I know I know this one. I do know this okay here we go. Can I go? Yeah, I guess one because I only know one First I think I would be mega impressed if James new all four I actually do know this. Okay, here we go. Can I go? Yeah. Can I guess one? Cause I only know one. First, I think I would be mega impressed if James Newell four. So first I want to see if he knows all four if that's okay. Okay. Uh, Nick Lache, look, Shade, Shade, Chico, Ne, and Lico, Ne. You got Lico, Ne, that was gonna say Lico, Ne.

You got three or four, you got three or four. Oh, who was I missing? So, Nick Lache is like the front, the front person. You were missing gold, Lame. Nicholas Shay, I believe was the, the sure face of when you knew to. Yeah, that is. Wait, is Aaron Carter's brother and that one?

Or is he in Backstreet Boys? He's Backstreet Boys and his next next true Carter name is Nick Carter. Okay, what is a 98 degree song even? Everybody. Yeah. Yeah. 98 degrees.

Yeah. Oh, I don't remember. It was the only one that I ever knew and I don't remember what it is. Here comes Jones, Gene Vest, Mike. Okay, here we go. Here are 98 degrees top songs. I do parentheses cherish you Yeah, the hardest thing which obviously is about a boner invisible man my everything because of you

Are these all ringing any bells? I wrote a video for I do Fly with me because of you give it out back in my like T. L. R days Do you want to do you want to dance? Total request Fly with me because of you give it up. That was back in my like T.L.R days. Do you want to, do you want to dance? T.R.L. Total request. Total recall. It's a shame.

How is this a riddle? Because it's episode 98, fuck you. Oh, it's episode 98. So if we don't keep, if we don't keep trying to assume that questions are riddles, then this podcast will go up for auction. Who is it? Someone named Seth in it. Okay. Is someone named Seth in it?

Of course, we all know you shouldn't date Seth's. There are no Seth's in this. It's four white guys, right? It's four white guys. I will say there is a pair of brothers in the group. So based off the one person you know, we have Nick Lachey and Blank Lachey. Oh, Nick Lachey's brother was in this? Sam.

Mike. It's not Sam. Eric. No, it's gonna be like a sexy name for music. Adal, do not tell us until Dabie C. and I get it. I don't care if this is the entire episode. Do not tell us. It's not Chris.

Is it Tray Lachey Is it? Tray Lache? Tom. Tom Lache. Tray Boulache. Tray Boulache. Tom Lache. Rick. Ooh, Lala.

Rick Lache is a great name. Okay, so someone named their name, someone named their son Nicholas. What else would they name their son? It's another four-letter word. And I guess four-letter word, I guess for letter word four-letter name Okay I think John it's not I Jack

It's not Jack I do think this is one of the property brothers names I Think hammer male hammer hammer L. Shay Okay, wait, i gotta see a scene atlom uh... you are hammer lishay you are our older brother uh... jpc your nick lishay i'm sath lishay let's just assume that's his name and uh... you uh... hammer lishay is begging us to be a ninety eight degrees hey what do you what do you have to do

oh sorry we're we're just practicing for, um, for, um, for, um, for, um, MTV. Oh, yeah. Oh, music television. I love music television. Can I, oh, man, what, what are you all singing? I heard I do. Is it like a marriage song? Uh, don't worry about it. I am. I do the Jeppelin,' with again. I get married. Pretty good. We don't want to bring you into it, Hammer, because we know, you know, with your divorce,

we don't really want to kind of bring back bad memories for you, but it's about, it's kind of about marriage and commitment. Yeah, it's, it's actually fake their own death. I wish you just would have been honest with me. Yeah, Hammer, well, good luck out there. Yeah, good luck, buddy. That roof need shingles, so we'll let you get back to it.

So I'm only good for stuff around the house, sort of your... Hey, hammer, you're always sort of trying to insert yourself into our lives. You tried to go to both of our proms, and you were like, well, into your 20s. Yeah, Sheperoon. Yeah, and hammer, me and Seth are kind of like Jack and Rift and, you know, you're kind of like you Wrappedly overweight. Well, I would say that you have dad bod. Yeah, I have a beer belly and I have beer titties and uh, I'd like to do that.

It's 97 and we're not really doing dad bod yet, so- Wait, what year's it? It's 1997. And next year's gonna be- 1999. And shorten that year? 98. That's 1997. And next year's gonna be. 1999. And shorten that year? 98. That's it.

That's it. That's what, 98 degrees. Yeah. We already had that day. Oh, I guess I'm looking at your shirts. See? Yeah. Poor Hammer Lache.

I don't know why I feel bad for Hammer Lache. We made a bomb. Hammer Lache was a Daniel Craig's character and knives out. Yeah. What name is Hamel Rleshe. What are you to my name is Hamel Rleshe. Not to master baiting the bathroom. Incredible.

My name is Gazebo Malaki. Can I ask you guys a question about that movie if you haven't seen Knives Out? Great movie, I recommend it. Where did you learn the Knives Out? Did you like it? We just rewatched it. I recommend it. What did you lay down Knives Out? Did you like it? We just rewatched it. I loved it a lot.

Yeah, I loved it. So it's polarizing because people say like, Daniel Craig's accent either drew them out of the movie. For me, it made the movie. I loved it. It was so fucking comical. I like when actors take big wild swings. And apparently, I guess that Daniel Craig

like kind of just showed up to set with that accent. It was supposed to be like very like subtle. And he just had that big accent. They were like, well, we want Daniel Craig. Yeah. I love it. I think it's great. Anytime an actor, like, I just watched

the wrong Missy with Lauren Lapkiss. Oh, yeah. The David Spade movie. And Lauren goes like full like Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice where it's just like, I'm gonna go for it and she's stellar in it. Like she's stand, it's a total standout performance. But I love any time and actor is just like,

I'm just gonna go for it. Like who cares? Fuck it, get it. Get it, baby. Okay, we're gonna go ahead and mention the other members. Who do you have to move on? I was gonna do a bit where we made this a whole episode, but how would we ever get this?

Would we have gotten any of these? Can we have one more hint? I guess I assume. About Nick Lachey's brother. Are these people famous in any other context? No. Okay. I don't think.

So, Nick Lachey's brother, if an artist were to take a pencil and create something, this would be the past tense. Drew Lachet. His name is sketch Lachet. No, no. His name is Drew Lachet. Nick and Drew Lachet, we also have founding member Jeff Timmans or Jeff Timommones and Danny Pumba. And Justin Jeffrey. Justin Jeffrey, Justin Jeffrey.

J-E-F-F-R-E. Okay, Jeffrey? No idea. And I think that I do song is the only song that I remember of theirs and I don't remember. I don't even remember how it goes. But I do remember the video. They were like open shirts and they were very flowy. You're describing every John Woo movie. Let's get into our main riddies and puzzies.

Here we go. Hell yeah. We're going to go across the ponds. This is an American tourist in London took a taxi cab when he reached his destination. The tourists paid the taxi driver the fare, but he did not include a tip. The taxi driver was displeased and said something to the American that ruined his whole evening. The two men were strangers and they had never met previously.

What did the cabbie say? 9-11 wasn't a such a job. That's it. Do you tip, in England you do tip, right? Yeah. Caps. In England you tip and a lot of Europe you don't. You don't, but you do tip, right? Yeah. Caps. In England, you tip. And a lot of Europe, you don't. You don't.

But you do tip in England? No, I was talking to someone the other day that said that they don't tip in England. I think they're talking about Scotland. I think England, you, it's not outright spoken, I guess. Like they won't automatically add gratuity maybe, but it's you're supposed to. I believe.

I was just in London and I tipped. I've never been to London, so it's okay that I don't they won't automatically add gratuity maybe but it's you're supposed to I believe I was just in London and I tipped I've never been to London so I'm it's okay that I don't know this because it's one of those things that I would research before I went well this cab is pissed so clearly he was supposed to tip so he's supposed to tip okay okay so is it something to do with them driving on the other side of the road it's not so an American tourist in London took a taxi cab when he reached his destination, the tours paid the taxi driver, but did not include a tip. The taxi driver was displeased and said something to the American that ruined his whole evening. The two men were strangers and it never met previously.

What did the cabbie say that ruined the Americans evening? Did the cabbie say the C word? Because it means something a little bit different there. And it's not, it's not okay to say, it's still not okay to say, but it does mean something a little different there. All their comedians say it. Mm-hmm. And if you watch, oh god, who was the guy that did smash? Guy Richie? Any Guy Richie movie? You hear that a little more than you want to.

Guy Richie did something called smash Wait snatch snatch. Oh my gosh. Is a CBS musical? NBC Musicals musicals. Yeah, Guy Richie did that right. Oh, you bloody wanker Aladdin and it was fucking careful Remember Vinnie Jones and NBC's smash He did a lot of... Remember Vinnie Jones and NBC's Smash? Ha ha ha!

My name's Bollett Tooth Tony. Do you know what nemesis means? Wait, I want to see a scene. I want you to just be two guys that could be in any guy-richy movie. What you mean clean up the pig's filth? When I say clean up the pig's filth, what I mean is be a good little tin soldier, grab the shovel, I, and kill them pigs. Or I understand what you mean, but it's

still a pig pin. Even if I clean up the filth and the pig pin, it's still going to be full of pigs and they brought a filthy creatures aren't they? So isn't it, isn't it going to end up even more filthy? Do you know what the word pig means? Or what? The pig is Latin. Am I speaking pig Latin to you? Is it how I sound? Or you?

Flip it in the digits in vivid ribbit. Hello, I'm the one lady in the movie. Can I stay? Can I play more than one scene? Oh, I knew it. I knew it. Time. That's the same. That's a lot of women in the movies.

Not a lot of women in a guy-richy movie. Not a lot of women in a guy-richy movie. Guy-richy directed a movie where Charlie Hunnam is King Arthur. It was like using a sword. Mariah and I watched like 30 minutes of that. It was on some free app that we'd never heard of before. It was awful. Is that Cameron with Jamie Foxx this year

if I'm nodding him? No, no, no, no, that's a different one. Oh my God, or maybe he comes in more than 30 minutes later into the movie and he's in it. But this is like, it's like Excalibur that's sword of I can't remember. It was awful. But it was very much like a guy Richie directed

like in his style, his conversational style. But in like olden times, it was awful, but it was very much like a guy Richie directed like in his style, his conversational style, but in like olden times, it was weird. I don't think it did well. I can't imagine it did. What do you think this cabbie said to this American? Does it have something to do with the time difference? Do you ruin his evening by being like, your evening is already over?

Your six hours later, dude. It did not. What it had to do with, and this is an answer nobody would ever come up with. What it had to do with, and this is an answer nobody would ever come up with. It did have to do with where he was dropping the man off at. Off it off it. Ron hotel. No,

blocking him palace because then his actions would have pissed off the American versus what he said. So what could he have said after he dropped off this American that would have ruined his whole evening? I'll give you ten more seconds and then I'm just gonna say the answer because this is very convoluted. It's weird. He dropped it to something like he told him like he spoiled something for him. Oh Aaron. Yes. Oh, did he spoil like the end of the Harry Potter play or the play? Yeah, like the end of the play like this. Oh and so dies. A hundred percent you two just got it. Here's the answer. The American was going to a performance of the famous Agatha Christie play that mouse trap.

The taxi driver dropped him off outside of theater and then said, X did it where X was the name of the murderer in the play. We cannot say who here X's name or we might ruin your future enjoyment of the play. That's very nice of them. I'm glad that didn't include a spoiler. They were being so nice, Rital. Yeah. So they see you two got it where they did spoiled into the play. And that is a play based off the board game. Based off the, yes, a base off the Rubber Goldberg board game mouse trap. I think what he said is the diver jumps in the bathtub.

Also, I love that you said spoils the end of the new Harry Potter play, because the end of the Harry Potter play is Voldemort killing Harry's parents, which is like the first chapter of book one. So not really, not really. Oh yeah, because it's a prequel. It is, you can still get pregnant from a prequel. Yeah, it can still get you pregnant.

It's a prequel sequel. It's a prequel sequel. It's a prequel sequel. I got it. I got this one. JPC, you're gonna be a prequel sequel. I got it. I got this one. JPC, you're going to be so impressed with how fast I get it. This next one? I don't even need to be here.

Yeah. Okay, here we go. This one is called the King's Favor. When King Charles II of England, another English riddle. When King Charles II of England, this... Why are you surprised? You fucking picked him. Wow! What are the chances? You surprised you fucking picked him. Wow.

What are the chances? Can I be honest, I was just trying to inject some classic add-on energy into the show. Adults got a big, you can't see this because it's, we're recording it obviously and you could never see it even if we weren't doing it via Zoom. But Adults got a big wheel behind it full of riddles and it just spins it every time. That would be fun.

Every 30 minutes I just like to be surprised or scream, wow, we just so I see an energetic. Wow, we when King Charles II of England visited a college at the University of Cambridge, he noticed a fine portrait of his father, King Charles I, hanging in the main hall. He asked if he could have it, but the ruling body of of the college was very reluctant to part with it. At last the king said that he would grant the college anything in his power if they would give him the portrait and that he would be very displeased and unhelpful if they declined his generous offer. The college elders accepted, what did they ask for in return?

The painting back. Aaron, I am amazed at how fast you got this. The college asked the king to return the painting in six months since this was clearly in his power he agreed. Aaron, true to your word, you babe Ruth did, you called your own shot, you fucking nailed that one. Wait, I'm gonna win a million dollars. Right now. I'm gonna win a million, I'm gonna be a millionaire in ten minutes. that's what's all check our phones and i don't see breaking news or laundry up oh i got a break news right here

you're playing playing crashes into local women's apartment no but that what that's what that is okay and what is that what is that uh... what is that plan in the background wait that would be the hot million? Wait, there was a hot millionaire on the plane. Give me 10 minutes. Hot millionaire parishes and one man played crush. Oh, speaking of hot millionaires dying in plane crashes, we're going to go to a quick break

and we'll be right back with more hot millionaires. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm pranking Adal and I'm setting up a website to prank him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Adal. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to sit online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engaged with your audience. And so, let me think for products to cut into time, all in one place,

all on your terms. Hey, Addle, come here. Come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC, and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream

that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing.

I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna do it. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy

based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website to Prank's activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for.

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Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse

I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path You know, they're they're never truly is a middle of the woods isn't it funny to think about something like that like how they're never truly is a Middle no, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel. Can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help.

Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron in life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods.

Therapy helps you stay connected to what you ow, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist,

and you can switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them. Dirty bread crumbs. Mm-hmm. And he's also really into that owl who's swooping down. Anyways, let there be your map with BetterHelp.

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That's rockatmoney.com slash riddle. Rockatmoney.com slash riddle, and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website And we are back in world hot millionaires and oh You guys what is that what is that hold on there's? Hold on, there's something, hold on, sorry. There's something across the street for me. Is it a house fire or what's, it's a bunch of,

it's like a some sort of parade. We can't see. A horse with a mustache. A monkey with a better mustache. A goat who dates your mom now. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. A dog drinking lemonade. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. A gazelle wearing prescription sunglasses. It's animal parade. Ha, ha, ha. And that you went with prescription sunglasses

to not limitate to it in the animal parade. Um, yes, I've, Lemonade was two on the nose for the rhyme. I wanted something fun, like a slant rhyme, like sunglasses in parade. I got a question. Does this happen to anyone else when you're playing animal parade that you forget what kinds of animals there are and you also forget what are types of things people can do?

If someone went back and took all the animal parades, I think we've only done three or four and took out the animals, I think we'd only have a stable of five that we keep reusing. Yeah, but that's the same for like improv scenes and like general purposes. Um, and so we're going to do an animal animal parade segment in just a minute here. We do have to a new thing I want to add is that at the end of the animal parade, when I say it's an animal parade, we all have to make the sound of any animal on three. Okay. Does everybody have an animal ready?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Do you need a refresher on what some animals are? Yeah. And it has to be an animal that makes a noise. I think Old McDonald think all the animals on the farm. Okay, so I'm seeing the animal. No, you can think animal noise.

Okay, okay, I thought we were gonna say the animal. Okay, okay, I got it. Ready, one, two, three. Spiders. Spiders. I said spiders Over there spiders Okay, we have all the spiders. Yeah, it's spiders as well. I hiss like a spider So this animal parade article was sent in by Nolan B

Nolan B is in New Orleans. So he is literally Nolan from NOAA. That is wonderful If you have any animal parade articles, you wanna send our way, please send that to hrrpodcast at gmail.com with the subject line animal parade. Nolan sent us an article about monkeys in Florida. So let me read this article and then we'll discuss that and then we'll do an animal related riddle. The Louisiana Slavin on Florida.

I love it. Well, they're neighbors. This is from the Orlando Weekly. Headline is Florida's invasive Herpes monkeys can now be found from Jacksonville to Tampa. Silver Spring State Park has been home to a large troop of invasive STD-carrying monkeys for almost a century. But now sightings are becoming more frequent in Florida cities

hundreds of miles from the park. According to a new report from First Coast news, the population of the Reese's Mon- well, there's no wrong way to fuck a Reese's. We should say that. The population is a little monkey fact. The population of Reese's Mon- there's a lot happening right now. We all know there's no wrong way. There's no wrong way to fuck a Reese's. Stop it. The population of Reese's monkeys has expanded considerably over the years, and the monkeys are now being spotted in northeast cities like St. John's, St. Augustine, Paul Taka, Polatka, Wolatka, and Elkden,

and as far as Apapka and Tamka, these all sound fake. Also, I just added a K to tampa. The monkeys were originally part of a failed tourist attraction called Colonel Tui's Jungle Cruise in the 90s. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Are we allowed to see scenes? We're doing animal parade. Absolutely. Okay, we're going to see a scene. Adel, you are a monkey. You have made it to, you have made it to, like, say it de-tona beach. You're just a monkey

on your own. You're going to walk into a convenience store and try to buy a pack of cigarettes air and you are working at that convenience store. Oh, haha, oh, and I couldn't get a scratch off and this 5 hour nature drink and I just found some pommels. Oh yeah, can I see some ID? Uh, uh, uh, I-I-I-I-U an ID. Uh, I'm sorry? I-I-U an ID, monkey humor, it's just- What else? Let me grab some of these Reese's.

Um, oh, that's funny. I'm-look, I've let me hold them up to my face. Can you tell us apart? Uh-huh. Reese's is in the Reese's? You should know that Reese's just came out recently. There is a right way to eat a Reese's and how's that? Oh, how's that? How's that? I'm like this. Okay, you're putting it in your butt and...

Then, working. Anyways. Can I talk to you, Michelle? Me? Me, Michelle? Me? Me and Michelle? Oh snap. I think you're fired. No, no, no.

This is your second strike. Because your second warning, you can't just keep... What was my first warning? Which did, what you did this yesterday with the receipts. You got to pay for them if you want to eat them. I don't care how you do them. You can shell them if you want to, but you got to pay for them first. Second warning.

Okay fine. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh no rush. Sir, can I see some ID for the cigarettes and the five hour energy? You actually can't be over 20 to buy a five hour energy being the first. See.

That makes sense. I also want to see a scene. This is less of a scene and more of a commercial. James, I want to have you do a 30 second ad. This is a local Florida ad in the 1930s for Colonel Tui's Jungle Cruise. And then in 1930s? It's from the 1930s. Colonel Tui's Jungle Cruise. Here we go in Florida. Well, gather around your radios. It's me, Colonel Tui. And I've got a new jungle cruise

that you kids are sure to enjoy. Well, when you hear jungle and you hear cruise, what does that make you think of? Fanboat and a swamp? Well, that's what it is. But it wouldn't be a jungle cruise if there weren't monkeys with STDs. That's right. These monkeys are all hoardy for each other and they're all full of infectious diseases. Do not touch the monkeys because a monkey bite will last all night and it won't do you right. So come on down a kernel to ease Just take it left at the swamp and keep on swimming and we will and and begin on the fan boat and do not touch the monkeys And don't play it's kernel to me girl to me. Yeah, the the Germans have invaded It's what 1930 I think I think so 39 full on let me check is it the late 30s or the early 30s?

I mean that's what the Morse code is spelling out. Let me see this. Oh, yeah, that's what the Morse code is doing now. Okay. Well, time to pack up our shit and go to the United States. So we're done here in France. I ain't gonna hear it anyway. That's also, you just mentioned something that would be a great addition to any animal

parade, which is a monkey within STD. Of course. Uh, Colonel Tui is definitely, uh, JP Riddles' uncle. I don't know why, but that doesn't sound like that's canon. Oh yeah. I feel like, also, I feel like maybe Colonel Tui is JP Riddles' son. Yeah. And that gives us, that gives us some insight into how ancient JP Riddles is.

I feel like JP riddles is like Like no Sfratu or something where he's just always been around Colonel to eat is a French Colonel who's escaping World War II by moving to Florida and opening up at a monkey abuse the park then it makes sense that he's JP riddles like Connection of the family and some sort so what did you do with these monkeys? And they're gonna make the way they were way up to Georgia? Like, are they just in Florida still or? They're in a Georgia state of mind.

Yeah, monkeys are always in a Georgia state of mind. That's nature. I would love to see monkeys take over Savannah. Ooh, that would be charming. Yeah, just like strolling about Savannah. So what would a monkey have to do to add let me see to Savannah? Would they have to start?

Get federal flags, Confederate flags. Confederate flags. It's about the culture. It's about the culture. It's heritage, it's about heritage. Oh, actually, I just had, I just thought of a question. This started a backtrack slightly. JAPES, you can answer this for us and only you can answer this.

If JAPE riddles bite someone, does that person turn into a J.P. Rittles? That person turns into a corpse. Even if it's just like a bite on the toe? Uh-huh, yeah, it's like last of us. Like two hours later, you're fucking dead. I get another question. Does J.P. Rittles show up in mirrors? Yes, he's, it's a long video.

It's like a six minute video. He's briefly in it. Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake's a long video. It's like a six minute video. He's briefly in it Justin Timberlake just a tip of like does a little dance Eating half a raccoon I do order the fridge. We couldn't cut it out. This they only had that one shot of Justin doing that dance So this actually brings this is a segment air and I came up with just now in the moments This is called segment Aaron and I came up with just now in the moments. This is called Inside the Improv Studio. Of course, Aaron and I are joined here today by our guest,

JP Riddles. JP Riddles, how are you today? I've been better. So, JP Riddles, what is your favorite curse word? Bisquick! What's your favorite sound? What's your favorite sound? No, I think it was, huh? I didn't.

JP Riddles, what do you hope to hear hear what do you hope the first words are you hear from God the moment you enter heaven? Vito JP riddles what's your favorite smell? fart JP riddles if you could have coffee with anyone living or dead. Who would you have coffee with? JP riddles if you had any advice for any young person who wanted to become an actor. What would you have coffee with? Dead. J.B. Rittles, if you hadn't even advised for any young person, you wanted to become an actor. What would you say to them?

Do not eat floor cheese. J.B. Rittles, thank you so much for your time. See, where am I? What? Why have you probably here? Put the bag in my hole. I love if you could have, if you could have coffee with anyone living your dead.

Dead. Dead. Is phenomenal. Let's get into it. So this is, I think I was three for six on funny answers to those questions. That's not, that's hard to do. It's hard to do. It's hard to do.

I think you're six for six. So we are, that was a segment inside another segment. So we're getting very inception-esque. So I do want to do, before we end the animal-preade segment, I do want to get to an animal-related riddle. Oh, yes, that's right. And we can try and solve that. Because that is, for now, that is partprayed segment. I do want to get to an animal-related riddle. Oh, yes, that's right. And you can try and solve that,

because that is for now that is part of the segments. May not always be, but for now it is. Here we go. An insect flying into a girl's ear terrifies her. So far that's a statement. Yep. Her mother rushes the girl to the doctor, but he is unable to remove the insect.

Suddenly the mother has an idea. What is it? The insect is the doctor. Buz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz. What idea do we think the mom had to help remove the insect from the girl? First, what insect do we think it is? Does the insect, the specific type of insect have to do with her solution? Like is it like a pun? Like she gets the buzzing out of her ears, sir. It's not a pun, but it does have some things to do with what type.

Well, does it say it flew in or it crawled in or it got in? Yeah, it says an insect flying into a girl's ear terrifies her. Maybe it's a fly or a moth or something. What if you put like light on like a flashlight and it flies out to the light? Or like hunting or something? Aaron Holy shit, you are butter because you are unsalted. She put the girl. What?

What? Because you are a land of lakes. Aaron, you are butter because every time you're gone, amishia. Nah, that was bad. I like that. Nice, Amish pun. You are butter because, no, no, I'll get one. Give me like six minutes. Can we just sit in silence for six minutes?

Yeah, let's just sit in silence. Aaron, you are butter because you are eight sticks for six bucks. I am butter because a colonial woman made me with her arms. Being so strong. That's nice. Yeah, I actually like that one. Aaron, you're like better because right now it's your turn. And so Aaron, you're dead on the, she put the girl in the darkened room and placed a bright light near her ear, the insect emerged.

Oh, it's an ember. Okay, I'd like to see a seed. JPC, you are a bug who was just in a person's ear and we are all your friends And you're like coming home from a day of that happening and we're like not quite believing your story But you're trying in a panic to describe it to us Hey, dude, you're late to the bar. Yeah, wait wait. I had the craziest fucking day. That's why I'm late first ball. We're doing good Oh, Dude shut up Well, I guess I was my I

Late cuz I flew into someone's ear and I got stuck in there like a human's ear Dude this might be a bug who cried ears situation cuz like you've been telling us the craziest Yeah, we've heard it before dude. It fucking not. I was in a human's ear. Ask me any question about the inside of a human's ear. E question. Todd last week you said you were inside a chrysalis. I did! I did!

I got trapped in there. I got covered in sap. Well two weeks ago you said you were in a cocoon. So which is it a chrysalis or a cocoon? First of all, I wasn't a cocoon two weeks ago because you watched the... I got... I got born out of it Because you know we all used to be caterpillars and that's fair put that on God. That's all that's a fact Todd Mike got laid off today and you're coming in here talking like you won't just want attention for being in someone's ear

Yeah, right once you go into an ear you never come out. That's not true. Ask me freaking anything about the ear Mike Sorry to hear about your troubles, my man. No, it's okay, they caught me praying on the job. Oh, fuck those mantis, this man. I hate those guys. Any question about being inside of an ear? How waxy was it? Don't know, too dark, next question.

What's a brain smell like? Don't know, too dark, next question. What's your favorite curse word? Mm. This quick. What words do you want to hear when you enter heaven? Uh, too far. To see. Ha ha ha.

And that was animal parade. Animal parade. Guys, would I be a naughty little boy if I did one more segment? No. I don't think so. You guys know me, this is Chiboy Atal, you know, I love Halloween, I love all things spupi, you guys know I love getting scared, right?

You know that I'm not making it. Yeah, but I'm not seeing how this is going to connect to anything. Well, here's a brand new segment, I'm going to introduce with a little song that goes like this. And maybe if you guys want to make some background noises that are spooky and scary okay goes then ghoulies and Skellies and bats poltergeist witches and even black hats it's okay to be scared now you'll poop your pants hold on I fucked it out I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up

I'm scaredy don't don't cut this out, just make it louder. Ghosts and bullies and Skellies and bats. Filter guy switches and even black hats. So, can you be scared now your pants you will move? For now is the time for the second. Spooky Troop. Spooky. Spooky.

Spooky. Well, it's a new segment called Spooky Troop. And here's what's going to happen for Spook Troop. What I'm going to do is I'm going to read a little spooky story I found on the internet. This is a spooky story. Casey cut that loop it and put it through the entire segment. So this is a real story. We would never use fake stories.

These are all actual spooky stories. If it's on the internet, it happened, folks. It's real. So I'm going to read that and then we're going to discuss and maybe see a scene. Is that okay? Okay. Yeah. And maybe even try and solve it. There's a bit of a mystery. We'll try and maybe solve that. So here we go. This is from a red reader. A Kroyl bird 13. Here is the spook troop story. One night my mom heard a crash noise in our kitchen, but figured I was up and dropped something. The

next morning my dad walked downstairs and thought there was ice on the kitchen floor, but he said after looking at it, the ice wasn't melting. It was glass shards. They cleaned up the glass, which was on the floor, countertops, and even under the lip of the countertops along some of the drawers and cabinets. It was as if someone stood back and threw a glass object at the wall or something. We had no idea where it was from. The glass was too thick to be from any of the vases or glasses or even some bowls in the house. We had a huge family meeting in the kitchen trying to figure out what happened and where the glass came from. We still have no idea.

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Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, here's what it is. And of course, hold on. We all know, of course, this is the first ever spook troop, but we all know how it goes, which is somebody puts forward an answer, and the other person has a rebuttal

to try and poke holes in that answer. Love it. Was shut up the rebuttal or the... Yep. I always like this. My question for both of you, if you were in your kitchen, and you came in your kitchen,

there was like broken glass on the floor, would you be able to like do a survey of the things that you have in your kitchen and figure out what it was that broke? Or do you have so much shit in your kitchen that you'd never be able to like do a survey of the things that you have in your kitchen and figure out what it was that broke? Or do you have so much shit in your kitchen that you'd never be able to know what glass broke? I have so much shit in my kitchen that I would not know what it was,

but I would assume that it's something that broken is no longer an existence, so I wouldn't check what I had. And also, I do want to point out that they say that glass was too thick to be from some bowls. So if the glass is too thick to be from some bowls, what about the others that aren't lumped into that? Sounds like that's the answer. Well, that's a shame. Like, if something broke in my apartment, I would be like, Oh, it's the thing that's missing. It's this thing. Like, I wouldn't,

I would be able to figure that out pretty easily, I think. How long would it take the two of you to figure out that glass shards is not ice? Because me, I'm going to say- Well, how long have I been drinking it? Yeah. I'll just put some of this in there. What's the temperature outside? It is my drink cold.

I'm going to put some of this glass in a high bowl and put myself in a bowl. What if you pee out the poison? Aaron got damn it. I like the dad coming downstairs in the motorbick. Oh, it's glass of the kitchen. It's ice in the kitchen. Oh, damn, ice. Doesn't try to clean it up.

Just goes and sits down and watches like three hours of football and like the mom's like, hey, there's fucking glass in the kitchen. Hey, Doug, you just sat down and candle next to all this glass. Aaron, wait and for it to melt. Yeah, everyone else do that thing when you accidentally hit the ice maker on your refrigerator and then some comes out in the floor and you just kick it under the refrigerator.

100% I have a dog. Everyone is. Ice drops on my floor. It's gone in an instant. That's true. It likes ice too. Um, I want to see a scene. Straight.

Um, Japs, you are a Erin and I's father. You've called a huge family meeting Because there's glass on the floor and you have you have a issue with that All right everybody family meeting family meeting Who is no dad Jeff? What do we say about family meetings? Family have our best attitude. Yeah Sorry, is that your best? No, no want Want to try it again? Family meeting, everybody.

Family meeting. Fuck yeah. Thank you, Jeff. Kelsey? Can I keep watching Grey's Anatomy on my iPad? As long as I don't catch you. If I don't see it, if I don't see it, it's nothing bad happening.

Just said she's going to do it. This is fucked. You don't know that. Where's your proof? It's going to be hard for her to do it now, because I'm going to be looking gonna do it. This is fuck. You don't know that where's your proof? It's gonna be hard for it's gonna be hard for her to do it now because I'm gonna be looking out for it Oh, well then I'm gonna keep playing my Wii U. I can see that. It's a Wii U. Dad, I want to go to Wii U for university Okay, I'm you're gonna go to piss university. Yeah, sure Listen, this is a family meeting. There's entirely too much glass on the floor of our house

Why your hands all cut up? I, because I'm an idiot, and I thought it was ice, and I was like, how do you make ice cream? You push a bunch of ice together from the floor, you stir it up at a bowl, that's ice cream. And I cut my hands up. Dad, are you going back to work any time soon? I'll go back to work when I'm good and ready.

Now, you two kids have chores to do. What's the number one chore in that fridge? It's get John McClain out of this house. So I'm sick to death. I've seen all this fucking glass everywhere. I want you to find him. I think he's in the vents. I can hear him begging her out in there.

I want you to get the vents. The vents. And I want you to get him out of this house. Hey, Dad, can I say something? Sure. Last night I heard you on the phone talking to Uncle Dusty. And you said the number we were trying this house was fucking your wife.

Uh, okay. Yes, you did hear me talking to Uncle Dusty. What'd you say to that about Mom? Well, I mean, canonically, your mom is, uh, she's long gone. Not deceased. She just remarried John McClain. Uh, her name is Holly.

She's very happy with him. Uh, I want you kids to do your chores. Pick me, choose me. Love me. No, I'm not. I'm not. I see. That's the lines not from Gray's Anatomy.

I see. Jenny died. Jenny just died. On Gray's Anatomy, I'm not watching it. Jenny, did any better be that cop that's helping John McLean? That's who Dany better be. Hey, daddy. Hey, dad. Yes, Jeff. This weekend, can I go see a concert?

It's vanilla glass. Jeff, you're too clever for your own good. You're too clever by half more. When people, when historians find this, dad, what do you think Bill Sade this scene was about? I think that they'll say that three people had the road ideas of what this scene was about. See. Ha. Yay.

That's a great description of the show is three people ideas never coming together. How about one more, ready? Oh, here, oh here. Oh, thank you for the spooky stories. Oh, yes, this is the end of Spook Troop. If you have any spooky articles about Spook Troop, of course, send those to hrrpodcast.com and maybe we'll do some more in the future.

Spoopy. Here's our next and last riddle. John was employed by the Air Force during wartime to detect, oh shit. Don't cut this out. This is a new segment. I like to call reversal where I read the answer and you have to guess the question. Yay!

Okay, do it, let's do it. No, I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. Just read the riddle. I totally fucked this up. Here's the riddle. John was, okay. And John was colorblind because of this affliction,

he landed an important job. What was it? He was colorblind so he landed an important job. What was it? He was colorblind so he landed an important job Yep, John was colorblind because of this affliction. He landed an important job. What was it? What did you heard the answer? Yeah, I was gonna say I'll give you a hint. It's what I said I legit I heard was military well Well, well Okay, well, well, okay, well, then I think you have your answer.

John, was it the military? Yeah, but there's something specific that goes with it. Do you wanna try and guess the full answer? Uh, fuck. Aaron, and you can chime in with what you heard to try and help us it up. Do you remember what you heard? I heard Air Force. Mm- Force. That is correct. Turns out that's great. John was

color blind. And so he landed a hand job in the Air Force. So what could it, what could someone whose color blind do in the Air Force? I'm pretty sure, don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure people who are colorblind cannot be pilots. That's true. I think that that's one of the things. If you have a colorblind or if you don't have like 2020 vision, like if you wear glasses, I don't think you can be a pilot either.

So if he's not a pilot, what else would he be doing that would help out the military? Clean up the shit, mop the poop deck. Yeah, okay. Of course, all planes have poop decks. It could be a drone pilot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Aaron, any guesses? Air Force. He was in the Air Force. That's correct, but why? He feels the jets on the ships. Okay. So the answer is he's on the Air Force, he's the guy who screams, get off my plane.

He is the, I don't know, what are other jobs in the Air Force? This is a hyper-specific job that would only be done by someone who's colorblind. So this is like a job that created for him or if anybody else had it beforehand, they were also colorblind because of the needs of this job. Like a red and green, like? Like an infrared thing? Yeah, he's helping find the plane during Christmas. Is it like the night vision? Or no, that would make any sense. Is somewhere in that realm, it definitely has to do with vision.

And... Oh, is he, he's vision's assistant for the Avengers? Yes. Yes, of course. Vision is some sort of synthetic robot. We don't trust him, even though he has a soul stone. We're going to see a quick scene real quick departure from this riddle that we kind of have heard of the answer to. Adel, you're going to be playing vision. Aaron, this is it's your first day as Vision's personal assistant.

Great. Please come in. Welcome to my house. Oh my God, I just filled coffee everywhere. Oh my God, I'm so nervous. I'm so sorry. It's fine. You did not ruin my skin as I am not able to be burned.

I'm sorry. Do you want to ask you a couple questions before we get started? I would only expect you to. Please answer a way. So your whole thing is like. Sorry, ask away. to ask you a couple questions before we get started? I would only expect you to. Please answer a way. So your whole thing is like, I'll answer a way, malfunction, program, vision, resetting, reboot, set, vision, go ahead. Um, your whole thing is like being kind of boring, right?

No, that's more of Hawkeye's thing. Well, no, I feel like it's more like, any of my roommate Hawkeye and the woman that you're with right scarlet witch. Yeah, she had an accent and then suddenly she didn't Yes, I believe she was Eastern European and then she dropped that in the subsequent Yeah, why no one ever talks about I'm not sure that's not for me to know and you have that yellow stone in your head and your sort of You never really get your own movie because you're born. Well, I'm not, I'm not boring, but the stone does

born to my forehead. I call it a boarhead sometimes. When you disappear, no one really shows you my plants. This is a aloe plant. Of course, I never need to cut off a leaf because again, like I said, I can't be burned. This is a, this is a bone-side Hmm. No, it's just nothing it just feels like sort of like you'll never carry your own movie Is anyone seen my bow? Is Hawkeye staying with you

I've had as I mentioned he's my roommate now can I ask you rogue why you're here? Um tell me about some of your abilities Rogue. It was in the fridge. I put the bow in the fridge, but I did your bow fit into the fridge. It's a collapsible. I'm going to head out. Okay. I'm going to see if Captain America's ass needs a assistant.

Assistence. Assistence. Haha. My rogue. Are you still dating gamut trying to see do the gamut voice oh mama moshay do what a boy we you're welcome America

you're welcome we're in one about the time when the mud dogs came back and won the perfect bowl haha come to the back of the Tony stock I don't know what's this fucking job that somebody in the military has back on what the urban boat. Come to the back of the Tony stock. I don't know, what's this fucking job

that somebody in the military has? Okay, here's the be colored line for it. John was employed by the Air Force during wartime to detect camouflaged enemy positions from aerial photographs. Ah. Camouflage is designed to fool people with normal vision. People who are colorblind are much better at spotting differences in the texture and shading

of landscape. How sad is it that you read the answer to us and we still didn't get it. I think it's able to call it normal vision. Well, who knows when this little buck was written. Of course, this is the end of it. There's normal vision and there's what you have and this is 1961 and the world will never get better. Of course we end every episode with plugs but with four plugs of course we do have to have the two of you repeat the four members of 98

degrees. No, I know this. I know this. I know this. Nick and Drew Lache, Jeff something. Jeff, not boom, but Jeff. Timmin. Timmin. Yep. And then a little okay. Old J.J. There's another J name. Yeah. Right. Jerry. Two J names. First and last. Oh, that's right. Justin. Jeffrey. Jeffery. Jeffery. Jeffery. Jeffery. That brings to a close number 98. Any plugs?

Aaron. I would like to plug a couple things. Let's go to your computer right now or your phone and check out some of our new Etsy merch. We got a couple of prints or posters and some pins, some enamel pins, some regular pins. We will link that in the description to the episode. I think you can also find it on our Instagram. It reglasks me in the designs.

Yeah, I'll just do a safe friend in the show reglasks me and them. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to catch off there. No worries. And also follow us on Patreon at patreon.com slash Hey, we're the riddle. We have all sorts of bonus content over there, including a bunch of fun live streams we've done during this lockdown that I think are really great and worth it. James, anything you want to plug?

I'm so streaming on Twitch. You can find me over there at twitch.tv slash shark barkman. And if you haven't done it, we would really appreciate it if you went on to iTunes and give us a review. It's pretty quick, it's simple to do, it helps people find the show. So if you've already told all of your friends about the show, the four people that you still have in your fucking life will lose their, then tell some strangers about it. And it does help us, there's algorithms involved, and then more people will find the show. And that's great. And what are you currently streaming on Twitch? Um, and it's the last of us right as the time of this recording, but by the time this is

out, it'll be something else. I don't know what it's going to be yet. Hmm. Um, nobody asked me, but I'll go ahead and mention my plus. Addle. I was recently a guest on a podcast called podcast reviews, reviews podcast. So check out my episode and all the other episodes of that shows, absolute blast to do that.

Also, like James was saying, please leave us a review. Word of mouth is how we get new listeners. So please tell everyone you know if people are looking for a podcast, please mention us, please tweet about us, please review us and get the name out there. And that only helps us stick around longer. Cause right now we're coming to a close, right?

We said next week, the last step. There was someone who said something, I can, a discord or something about how like, it was like episode seven, you said this was gonna be the last episode and they were like, oh, I believed him. I believed that this was, so just so everyone does. I think people also believe that I died there very. Yeah, that's not, it's when the show's not coming to a close.

Just to throw that out there. And before. Unless. No, no, no, no. And Casey thumbs up thumbs down. Is your audio on? Are you able to talk? Thumbs up thumbs down.

Casey is able to talk. Casey, this is a first ever segment where we check in with audio daddy. Do you have any plugs, Casey? Why have any plugs? Neoscom is on hiatus right now, but we've got a bunch of stuff on Patreon if people are listeners. Who's going to sign up for the Patreon if they're not already a listener? This is a dumb plug. Other than that. Great. First, first of last time, I've ever looked at you. Yeah. Last of us is good. Play last of us too. Casey, my friend, you showed me that I should never let you do plugs again. Hey, I do. Happy to hear. Happy to hear. The real lesson is never surprise someone to promote something I want to I want to plug my family. They're all really nice. I would have to a guy

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