Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Highlights!- Part 1 (Episodes 1-25)

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

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Blue Crew The doctor was the month. Sorry. Oh, heavens. Here we go. How does a podcast evolve after you practically solved every Puzzie and Ritty? You really gotta expand upon your limit and brand before your show gets really shitty. It turned to face reality and create your personalities. Well, carry this less minute pivot through. So here comes the content that nobody wanted. Now it's time for Hey Riddle Riddle's Glue Crew. Hey everybody, it's the Glue Crew.

Welcome to our first Patreon episode. I'm Adler Fudge. Shut the fuck up. Oh, shut. What a man. I'm so excited. I told you when Adel talks do not talk. Ooh.

Oh, and you're Adel? Oh. I'm so sorry, I've been confused. I thought that you were some fucking washed up nobody clouded. And my Adel. I don't know, let me check the birthmark underneath my scrotum.

Yep, it's still. What? Who? What? If you had a birthmark under your scrotum in the shape of Seattle, that would be very funny because then you'd have to Seattle every time you looked at it. No.

It's in the shape of Montana, asshole. Montana's asshole, Seattle. That's right, Seattle. Put you on blast. You're Montana's asshole. This is JP. This is the type of garbage you can expect on our Patreon exclusive episodes. Who do we have here?

I'm Aaron Keep. Can you believe I agreed to spend more time with the dumb dumb sweet news? We're so excited to offer Patreon just in terms of what we're going to be doing. We don't know all that we're going to be doing, but we do know some of it and we're excited to do, we're not going to keep doing riddles and puzzles on here because Lord knows we have to save those because we're going to do, we're not gonna keep doing riddles and puzzles on here because Lord knows we have to save those because we're gonna run out on the main podcast. But we're gonna hope to do some game show style stuff,

some road trip, S games, some special one-offs, we have some live recordings that we're gonna put on here. So we're very excited to give you all kinds of different content. We hope you enjoy it. If you ever have ideas of what you'd like us to see, if you ever have ideas of what you want to hear from us or what you want to see from us, please let us know. And thank you for your support.

And people have been letting us know that they want more of the podcast. So we hope that this qualifies as that. And we hope that those people subscribe to the Patreon because if not, what the fuck? And if they didn't subscribe to the Patreon, they will not be hearing this unless we release this episode to get people to subscribe to the Patreon. Oh shit. Fuck. Fuck yourself. Fuck.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Uh oh, it's our character. As everyone does in our Patreon exclusive episode, we bought a Zordon style computer. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Someone poured water on me earlier. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Someone poured water on me earlier. Boop, boop, boop. That was me. I was trying to water the computer. That was a concept that I believed that I had read in a book.

I dreamed it. Hey, little red, no clue crew. But every time I order something on the phone, like if I have to call and place an order for food, I famously get the giggles anytime I'm at a drive-through, I have to order food so I have to say it like 10 times out loud. Oh, okay. But do you not laugh? Because I think you're pranking them if you laugh.

Well, let's do a scene. Okay. JPC, you're going to be be a the order taker for Domino's pizza wordy order food from Aaron. I don't I don't I'm yeah, Domino's that they get Domino's in Boston Okay, and Will and Aaron you'll be Aaron okay great Domino's pizza. This is Kevin hi hi. Hi. Hello I won't judge me. Okay.

Ah. Okay. I'm sorry. See how I'm like, I'm getting red and nervous. I'm sorry. You're getting red and nervous. You got the giggles. Okay, hold on.

Man. Okay, hold on. Excuse me. Put me on the phone. No, hold on. I got this. I got this. Give me the phone.

Okay. Could I have a gluten free pizza? I'm sorry. Domino's pizza. We are you making an order for Kara or delivery? A delivery, please. What's your phone number? One, one, two, three, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. That was, I was like 12 numbers.

Just put it in your chest. Okay, but it's coming up. Is it Aaron? Yeah. Okay. Ask him when he delivers the pizza. Ask him to slam it down the table and yell,inoes motherfucker. Um, do you have medium pizza? Do we have?

Aaron, I'm your boyfriend. Why are you not listening? Yeah. Sorry. Um, yeah, we have medium pizzas. Uh, okay. My boyfriend is saying that he wants Nehrmine. Never mind. Never mind. He just wants pizza. He wants pizza. He doesn't want pizza. He wants a medium pizza with pepperoni and chives And your name is Kevin. Yes, and I would like a small gluten free pizza. Do not call here again. Okay, but I This is not funny baby. Baby. What? Crabber and good. Crabber and good. You're dumb enough. You're dumb enough.

You're dumb enough. You're dumb enough. We don't. Super. Super. Super. Baby, baby. No, I'm crabber and good.

Oh, we do not have crabber and good. We have crabber and good synestics. Okay. I will have 11 of those. 11 orders of that. I feel seen. Okay. Oh, God.

I'm a crabber and good synestics. Oh, that's 55 crabber and good's 55 crab. I feel like there's no more relationshipy sentence and baby baby. I'm calling Chipotle. I'm on the phone with my mom. Please, I'm sick. Please, I'm sick. Babe, babe. Babe, babe. Thank you. So, Dr. Wooder, the test results baby, baby. Grab one good. Oh, good. Grab one good.

Hey, Riddle Riddle, school crew. Hey, Riddle Riddle, school crew. Remember when we fit was like a huge thing? Yeah. So, I played it in high school. I played it with like a bunch of my guy friends. And then you stepped on it and they told you what your body's age was based on your health and your body fat and everything. Everyone was like, I got 15. I got 15 too because we're all like 15.

I could just turn and come into this. Confident. And was like, Claire would be, Claire would be, and then I just don't know. No. My age is like 40. Oh, no. There's like 38, 39, 40, something like that. And then everyone felt so envious for me

that no one made fun of me, which is so much worth. Your ages. Just like, airing your body is old. I feel like I have an old buddy. Aaron, we fit. I think you're not.

No. I think you're not. I think you would have what the we fit was picking up on was how many eggs you had left. Have you viable eggs? We have our third and fourth picture on shirts that will be we fit you Don't scream, don't scream. Where's Adel? Adel. I fully submerge myself on the ballpin' I'm in. I'm in entirely by balls. I'm waiting for them to find me. I'm waiting for them to find me fully submerge in the ballpin' I've covered myself in all these balls.

But they are not coming. I can't breathe. I can breathe, but I can't breathe. Here in the third one, the third one is a three. Okay. And there's four of them, right? Yeah. And the second one, right?

That's the one we haven't done. Yeah. Is a zero. Okay, so it's maybe six zero three one. What what does that lead to? Six zero three one. Uh, is there a? That I mean, we have those. We have six zero three. Adel. Is he pretending he's dead? I don't know. Adel. Yeah, he's hidden himself in the ball. But that's so mean. I know. Uh, Adel, please don't do that. No, he's hidden himself in the ball pit. That's so mean.

I actually won't. Adel, please don't do this. No, he's going to. 6-0-3-1. They're the lock down here. I'm going to have a heart attack. Adel, is it worth it? We have 15 minutes.

He's coming up from the ball pit. I was worth it. He's already won this room. There's nothing, no sticks for him. Wait, you've done this room? Yes. Help. Wait, I need help.

No, you're fucked. No. Fuck you already won the ball. 6-0-3-1. Is it that? Oh, this is the number. What about this one? No, I need help.

This isn't your punch-trending. 6-0-3-1. It's not good podcasting if you leave me here. I hope you got it. It's not good friendship going in there. I hope you die at all. Six. You hope I dance?

I hope you dance. 6031. Or that could be a nine. Okay, we can try both. Yeah. 60. Addle, get out of the ball pit. I legit need help.

All right, 12 minutes and 22 seconds. The girl from Annie hasn't come back for a while. 9031? No, because you're gonna try to pull me in. No, I don't care. Wait, fuck. I don't know what this is. I don't come help.

I need help. 6031. Hey, Erin. No, you're gonna pull me in and I actually can't. Sort of got it. Picture yourself in this position. How do you get out? You don't get in to be in it.

Also, I'm not strong. I'm not getting able to get you out. Okay, okay, I am. No, it's too deep. I'm in too deep. I am so pissed off. I'm in too deep. I'm so pissed off.

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I want a win! Did you get it? You're okay. Hey, little riddle, don't screw crew. I am to do this character for those character audition things where I was a maid of honor whose microphone had been turned off. And so it was a maid of honor speech that was nonsense words and like, and it went a

little something like this. I had to, it took so long to memorize because it's nonsense. And it went a little something like this. I had to, it took so long to memorize, because it's nonsense. And it went a little something like this. Good evening, then, then, then, I'm so snappy to be gymnin' you and everybody needs to be chulovers today. Wait, no, there's no mic problem, you're just, I know, but like, it sounds like what it was.

Oh, what, yeah, it's like so pops. And so many people came up to me being like, that sounded exactly like this basic ass made of honor speech I heard like two weeks ago. Like, that happened like a few times. Can you get back into it? Sorry. Yeah.

Good evening, anyone. I'm so snappy to be gym to new and subrimating these two love birds today for clothes of you who snows snow. I met Adam and Melissa. I met Melissa when we were mushing a soror if you are a freshman sneer. Gamma Gamma. I sneeze you girls. I sneeze you.

So Santa had a front book to every slime she grew up from tequila or dropper mic into the lake. But there was no butter swing to watch. You're a mauling and glad with Adam. Oh, Cabernese, I'm flying right now. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible. This is fucking incredible The shoe of you are the best fries the squirrel could ask for it. I'm so lucky to have you shoe in my life.

What's your dictionary divides Madrid as two meatballs coming to Google? But I devise it as Adam and Melissa. Congratulations to the set me up. We love you. So many, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please then that will just play every night before he got a bed. Hey, little red-dose glue crew.

I never really smoked weed, but I used to do mushrooms a lot. Mushrooms and acid were the ones that I really like, because I really like hallucinogens. And I felt like whenever I did smoke weed, I was like, it didn't get me anywhere near, like where I wanted to be, which was like fucked up, but it's out of my mind.

But I do remember one time I was doing mushrooms with two guys that I went to high school with, but this was after high school. And I think I may have told this story in the podcast before, but we were going back into his house, we'd been out in the neighborhood and his dad was in the kitchen, and he was really scared because he didn't,

we had to go through the kitchen, he didn't want his dad to know who's on mushrooms. So I was like, it's so easy. He has no idea, we'll just walk past and say hello and then go down. I was like, it's so easy. I will call my mom right now to prove to you how easy it is to talk to one of your parents

when you're on mushrooms. So I called my mom, and as the phone was ringing, I forgot what I was doing. And then my mom was like, my mom was like, hello. And I was like, hello? And she was like, John? And I was doing. Then my mom was like, hello, and I was like, hello? She was like, John, and I was like, oh, mom. Okay, so I'm on mushrooms. I've been like, explained to her the situation,

and I was like, oh wait, this is the opposite of what I set out to do. I've done mushrooms a few times. One time I did mushrooms and went outside and started sprinting, and in my head, I started to believe I was a deer and I just ran out of it and as I was passing people I was like they must be freaked out to see a deer. I would pay $1,000 for that video.

Because here's the one thing I could guarantee you. I could guarantee you look nothing like a deer. He didn't see the way I was running. It's not all fours. Oh, fours. I was moving could dare. He didn't see the way I was running. It's not all for us. I was moving so fast. You're fingers on your head like horns. Yeah, my elbow is running the way. Hey, little red, don't screw crew.

Fiddle. So, I wanna see a scene. Well, JPC, you are a year in Georgia, we'll say Savannah. You're a young man who prides himself when we mean pretty good on the fiddle. Aaron, you show up, you're in Georgia, we'll say Savannah. You're a young man who prides himself when we mean pretty good on the fiddle. Aaron, you show up, you are the devil and you bet a fiddle of gold against this boy's soul. But unfortunately, you can't really back it up.

So we're seeing this duel. Oh wow, now that's a good practice for the day and maybe I'll just put that down here and Hey, how are I? Oh what the fucking shit Jesus Christ? I just came down to Georgia looking for a soul to oh my god. You're the devil aren't you? I can tell cuz you're a little red horns in your little a little spike I got this from a party city. Okay. You like it? Yeah. My level cost. It looks great.

It's the only one that I left. It's actually, it's like the cheaper version. You're the devil, huh? I'm willing to make a deal. Okay. I would love to be, you know, rich beyond my wildest dreams and be popular and everybody knows my name and be, you know, a big hero.

Here, let me jump on this hickory stump. Okay. Boy, let me tell you what, hold on,. Here, let me jump on this hickory stump. Uh. Okay. Boy, let me tell you what, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Boy, let me tell you what. You don't have to help, yeah? No, no, no, no, I'm making it right.

And you just have to stump, it's right off the ground. I'm gonna have to do it right now, sorry. Okay. Okay. Boy, let me tell you what, okay, I got it. I guess you didn't know it, but I have a little play or two. You're half on it. And if you can't take a day, I'll make a bet, hold on. Sorry, I'm just passing player too. You're half on it. And if you can't take a dare I'll make a bet hold on

Sorry, I'm just passing by but is the devil on its phone Were you looking up on your Take rest and I'm Know it but I'm a little player too and if you can't take a dare I'll make a bet with you We cut to a party cut to party city where the devil is buying a costume. All right. All right. What do I want?

Can I help you? My name is Phil. Yeah. All right. Let me get on this Higgory stump. Okay. Oh, that's inflatable. That's inflatable.

That's inflatable. Can I introduce you in some 2019 glasses? You know what? Yeah, I'll take those to go. Um, give me a little lift. Everything's take out. I'm sorry, everything's take out. Oh, I kind of want at least booze or for decoration only.

Can I have this witch costume to stay? Um, and yeah, all right, ready? Um, all right, let me see. Uh, do you play the fiddle? Uh, no. I do listen to Hey Riddle Riddle. No, I'm gonna go back to George. I'll be right back.

Excuse me. Do you say Hey Riddle Riddle? Yeah. I'm sorry. Are you a listener? Are you a host of that show? I'm a listener. Oh, I'm sorry.

Why? I'm a process server. I'm serving Aaron, Adel, and JPC these papers. They're being sued by common decency. Oh, yeah. This is totally. Oh, I'm gonna tell you what. Ow! Adel and JPC these papers, they're being sued by common decency. Oh, yeah. This is truly. Oh, you're kissing in my nuts.

Boy, let me tell you what. Oh, let me tell you, dumb. I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. I better, better go and again, just so. It took me forever to realize what you're doing. And I'm like, oh, air is looking up the song there Yeah, I thought it'd be funny or if I knew all the lyrics exactly If you found yourself in a hot tub naked with an exact duplicate of yourself

Also naked hold on and no one else is around for miles dot dot dot what would you do? Tell the truth For once in my life for once I just like no shields no lies no armor just fucking bear and I tell the truth I know you're joking, but that's probably what I do. I'd be like let's just talk about all the stuff I never told anybody I think the last thing that I would wanna do is like fuck myself. Yeah. Yeah, I think I would like just like talk.

I would wanna talk. Can I say full on on a stancer? Yeah. Probably distract him and try and kill him. Why? If I found myself in a hot tub with an exact duplicate of myself, there could only be one. We're both naked.

There's no one around for miles, which is insane. But one of us is going to rejoin civilization as out or a five. Yeah. And it's going to be me. Yeah, this is something that was built. But that's, see, that's, so Aaron and I's minds both went to like talk to this thing.

I'm not going to call it a person. And yours went to try to kill. So I think that yours is also the double of you. It's gonna get to try to kill. You're gonna give this fucking alien technology all your secrets. I want to know if it knows what I know and feel what I feel. I want to see a scene with JPC talking to it naked JPC.

and feel what I feel. I want to see a scene with JPC talking to it, make a JPC. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. I was fully prepared to do a scene with myself and then Aaron just yelling, Spaghetti, which is exactly what would happen.

I mean, I know. Do it again. I actually want to see JPC. Here we go. Dr. JPC. Okay. And you're finally going to open up. Yeah.

Wow. Look at you. Look at you. I never thought I would come face to face with another JPC. Yeah, well, I guess we both thought we were one and a million. Yeah, try a billion. Try seven billion. Jesus Christ.

There is no God. You get me. Touch this. Good morning. I'm two miles away. Yeah, there's two miles away. They can't hurt us. Dabble my head or scrapes for tonight. Dabble my head or scrapes Fortnite. Dab on my head or scrapes Fortnite.

What am I doing? Am I making a huge mistake? Is this the life that I should be leaving? Oh boy, oh boy. Hey, got my face. Kiss on my face. You kiss on this face. Yes. Yes. Yes. Same.

And now I want to see two Aaron Keefs audition for us now. Okay. Or Aaron, Aaron, great to see you. Go at whatever you're ready. And I know that all three of us are Scorpio. There's no need to talk to me. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You can go first. No. After you, but lady, no, no, you should go. Okay, you go. Okay, okay. Okay, well, one of you has to go. And if I need to go, I can also go. Yes, one of us can leave all the other watches. I think we're just going to kiss and call it an act. If we get to 1700 Patreon listeners, I will do all of my characters. That is my deal. I'd subscribe to hear that. Cool, interesting. Interesting, cool.

We could do a Patreon episode that's all three of us auditioning for SNL, but only you will have actual winter gloves on the two of us. No, I want to see that. Well, JPC and I fly more. Yeah. I haven't done any detective Mexico. What was that? Detective Frick. There's nothing I like more than giving some of the first time a Frick at the last time of a country. break at the last time of a country. Hey, little red, don't screw crew. If you could live perfectly well without sleeping, if you had no need to sleep at all, how would you spend all your nights?

Do you know the song Fyfe for fighting 100 years? I'm 15 for a month. I'd spend all my time talking off. I just wanted to say that with you saying five or five years. And now I got my wish. Aaron's the corpse. Uh, I would, Yeah, of course, you'd masturbate, not learn a second language. Hey, little red, those glue crew. And then we would also have to solve problems like war and population control.

So the first thing, the first thing would be to make all human beings immortal. The second thing would be to kill 90% of all human beings. So the 10% left would be the ones to rule the planet. It doesn't seem very personal. And my last one would be, um, Dears can jump 100 feet. But only straight up. But only straight up. And it does not help them land.

They still break all their bones. Yeah, they fucked when they don't, they don't realize it. They are fucks coming down. Hope you, hope you don't break all their bones. Yeah, they fucked. But they don't realize it. They are. Fuck's coming down. Hope you don't hit the portal. Because they'll be fucked up like that for life. They're instinctive to jump. But they realize on the way down, they're like, oh no. Yeah, so this is my turn.

I wish, one of my wishes would be that every time someone sneeze, their phone rings and somebody says, plus. Yeah. What am I wishes would be that every time someone sneezes, their phone rings and somebody says plus. Thank you. Ooh. Okay, that was really. I can't stop picturing that. I would. Someone animate that.

What if please don't. What if I wish this would be to randomize the taste of all grapes? Hey, little red, don't screw. One of my favorite mushroom stories was the first time I ever did mushrooms. It was like in college and it was, we took the mushrooms at like one in the morning.

And it was like after a night where like we were at a party where people had been like drinking. So people are like, That's a bad time because the mushrooms I've taken usually last like eight hours. Yeah, oh yeah. they lasted about eight hours. So we were up all night, but everyone else at this party,

it was like people were sleeping there obviously, we're like passed out drunk at like three, and then we were just up for the rest of time. So, and this is, it's a, it was at a high school person's house, like his parents house or whatever, but I was in college at the time, so it was like people were like back in town or whatever.

But me and my friend who were on the mushrooms, we like, the mushrooms fucked with your stomach, so we thought we were hungry, so we snuck up into his kitchen. And his parents are home, presumably, and it's this huge house, because I went to school with a lot of rich kids. We opened up the fridge,

and there's this drawer, just like a fresher drawer full of string cheese. So he tons of string cheese. So we were like, we want this string cheese. So we took it, just handfuls of string cheese. And we went back down to the basement. And my buddy, Aaron's correct, that's the fucking nastiest snack.

Yeah, yeah. My buddy Chris took one bite of the string cheese. I didn't want it, but I was like, I'm gonna take it. He took one bite of the string cheese, and was like, oh no, Chris took one bite of the string cheese. I didn't want it, but I was like, I'm gonna take it. He took one bite of the string cheese, and was like, oh, no, like we don't want the string cheese. And we're like, well, we can't just leave the string cheese here, and we're not gonna risk going back up and waking someone up.

So we decided that we would hide the string cheese all throughout this person's house. Well, he didn't like this person that much. And they had a big, expensive house with like a movie theater in it. And so we were like dropping string cheese behind the projector, screen, just string cheese everywhere. And then we felt really bad about it. So we were like, we should, we should leave them a note or something when we were leaving. So we left them a note. And then like two weeks later,

I wait, wait, what could the note possibly say? Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I thought you were glossing over it. No, no, two weeks later, I get a guy, since we, not the guy whose house it was. Michael Bay. But another guy who was like, hey, you were like Dan's like party the other week and he's like, what the fuck is this, this map?

And I was like, map, and he's like, you left a map at his house and it all came back to me and I was like, we started to write a note but instead of we decided that we were gonna leave a map to where we left the screen sheets. And he sent me a picture of it and it was on like purple construction paper that we had found. And there was an X in one corner

and one squiggly line from that corner to another corner, not like that, just one squiggly line into the other corner another not like that just was squiggly line into the other corner and that corner just said, fuck you. Oh my god. Do you still have that man? I didn't have it.

You can just got a picture of it. I was looking at it. No, god no. I was looking at it on my like flip phone. Probably at the time. I was like, oh yeah, we did that. That's amazing. That's amazing.

Fuck you, you've been on brand oh, yeah, we did that. Oh, that's amazing. Fuck you, I'm brand forever. Yeah, at least in college. Oh, shit. That's just a map that leads to fucking it. It's the most JPC thing I've ever heard in my life. Eight little red, don't screw. Felix, what do you mean? What if you have a bidet?

No, more day to use it. It takes you bidet? No, bidet to you, sir. It takes you, sir. And a bidet to both you. I recently discovered what a bidet is and what a bidet isn't. So what a bidet isn't is the sink and a gas station. I was told that it's not what a bidet is, but the kindly attendant did explain to me

what a bidet is and I buy one for my toilet at home And I have to say I love it. Yeah, did you know that geysers are nature's bidet? Yes You want to go to the hospital? Yeah, sulfur is nature's water. Wait, wait, wait. It's playing oh Okay, I'm sorry. I went camping I sat on a geyser because I was far far away from my bed Water came out of everywhere or what was it a geyser because I was far, far away from my bed. And water came out of everywhere. Or what was it a geyser? It's like so far.

Are you saying yes or far? It's hot and so far. I am then you're calling me, sir. Yeah, well that happened before and that's why I needed the bed. Yeah. So. Yes.

Yes, absolutely. And so I shot up to space. 40 feet or so. I don't know. I'm coming every year. I mean, you shot up 40 feet and that's space. Yeah, I mean, I felt, I get. I don't know how high up was the guys in.

I remember I saw the video of you sitting on the guys shooting up and you got all the way up to the top of space. You froze, you held up a little sign that said yikes, and then another little sign that says, this is gonna hurt, and then you plummeted down. It's also a deer that I've been given the power to jump in high as a can, but not the ability to lay

on the right next to me. We all know jump deer. Of course. That jumped your splatted on the crown cushion, your fall. Yeah, but anyways, I was in the hospital for three and a half months after that guys' or situation. I do wanna congratulate you, that the video of that guys are made it onto America's

funny-to-home videos and that Bob Sagitt gave you a funny voice while you sent it into space. Yeah, it was this one. It was the millionth of everyone. And that guys are want to check for $10,000. Yeah. So that guys are doing pretty well now. That guys are living in the rich way. This is my actual Maria Bamford impression.

Do not push your mother. Do not. Oh, that's very good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Hey, little riddle, school crew. Of course, the theme as I told you guys ahead of time is episodes of bones that I've watched. That's JBC. I'm Erin Keefe and Adel revise also here. Okay, now back to episodes of Bones that I've watched. Um, who would like to guess? Um, what's the one?

I will start the bidding at $100. What's the live of affiliate rules? When he goes on vacation and work for all of them, can't get away from work. Is that one? Him. Is that David Moriannis? Yeah, but he's not bones. So a day should I also say?

Wait, bones is a character? Bones is a character of the show. Oh no. No. I assumed it was like forensic, what do you call it when you can like tell how somebody died based on the brings in their bones? Yeah, forensic anthropology.

Yes. Right in their bones. You know, the rings of their bones. You come out of the bone and you get to see how old it is by how many days have they been? No, the rings of their bones. Like you, you ray, you, I don't know. I don't know, I just go on their bones. You come now to bone and you get to see how old it is by having a different head. No, the rings of their bones. Like you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you I would have loved to try to prepare a whole episode about episodes of Boads that I've watched. But we'll do that. Don't remember much about it.

Hey little red, don't screw crew. The term party pooper has been in use since the 1930s when pooped, meant very tired or exhausted. People that left a party early were therefore deemed to be a party poo poo. Oh, poo poo. I'm not even. I want to see a scene. Okay. Adel and JPC.

JPC. JPC or Adel, you're throwing a party in the 1930s and it's not great. And JPC, you're trying to leave without hurting Adel's feelings. Oh, hey there, Tannen. Oh, you can't help but notice you stayed over by the old devs. Oh, yes. I was just having a little bite. It was. This is some party Walter. Oh, thank you so much. I hope you had a good time. I can't believe I got a hot air balloon inside the mansion. Yes, I can't believe you think a two-bedroom flat is a mansion. Well, that's the theme of the party is, beyond my means.

Yes. Well, I mean, it certainly was a fun evening. Yeah. Of course, credit cards haven't been invented, but if they had been, I'd be maxed out. Sure, yes. Can I borrow some money? I, you know, it's getting off all late at night and all of my good monies and my other pants. Oh. I owe you more like... You pay me?

Ha ha. Oh, you know, what a wonderful evening that we've had. Um, I'm sorry there weren't other guests here. I don't know what the bother could be. Well, I mean, maybe, uh... Put all these dogs and suits and, um... You did, yes. You put a bunch of dogs and suits. They're called my suit dogs.

Okay, uh, well these dogs are dead and the apartment's certainly stinking something fierce while I'm... Can I say something? Sure, those dogs were post potatoes when I found them. That makes sense. Uh, and it's a living. Uh, so, why am I gonna, you know, you know, it is awful late and I do, I did call, I ordered a taxi cab ahead of time. Oh, okay. Yes, taxi cab, I did 30s.

I mentioned credit cards. Sure, at this point. Why not? 33s could do, trip to the like moon fantastic. Pfft. Sure. I guess, I guess if you gotta go, you gotta go, but can I... Go ahead and give you one of these

to go bags? Oh, yes. This has some champagne that never got popped because nobody came. Have some of the orders, some are derves where you don't know if they're orders or not. Does someone have to come for you to pop the champagne? Do we have to orgasm for you to pop the champagne? That's what the pop will say. No, the champagne's pop when someone loses their logo.

Oh, well, I can see that you're having quite a discussion with one of these dead dogs. Well, don't know. You know what? I'm going to go to the bathroom and come real quick so we can open the champagne. Oh, let you do what you want to do with your dead dogs, and I'll... No, okay. We're about to pop the champagne. I'll just be right on my way. Walter, I'll see you at work on Monday. Walter, I'll see you at work on Monday. Yes, I'll see you at the local foot locker.

Are you coming in there? Not yet. I'm coming in there. What's the scene? Hey, little red-dose clue crew. My favorite part about going to therapy is pitching my therapist on ideas for how I would reshoot famous films.

And then that's how they get to know you. Sort of through. Sort of through. Do you like what do you want to work on today? And I'm like, okay, it wouldn't be better if that could fuck that spaceship. I shouldn't have left it, but there's 40 of them. 40 women. I'm progressive. I'm an ally. His name's Danny 40. And it all takes place.

He started stealing ocean. 40's ocean. They're not trying to steal 11. No, it's from Shredger thing. They're trying to steal the girl from the straighter thing. Oh, yeah, okay. Cause she's a hot government property. See the booby, Aaron. Oh gosh. Hey, little red, don't screw. You're kids.

Do you like miniature golf? Do you like cotton candy and hot dogs? Yeah. Yeah. I can't hear you kids. Yeah. I can't hear you kids! Yeah! I can't hear you kids! Yeah!

Can you vocalize your excitement? Yeah! Well, no, articulate yourselves. Yeah! But with different words! Yeah! Give me something. Is your alligator deaf?

My alligator deaf? Then you need... Dr. Pretzel's there. Look here just rub a little bit of Dr. pretzels on your alligator and watch the results I'm a back I love our sorry we're not making this video Oh, thank you for you Apparently just let out a quiff and we're all So sorry funny there's a slow-gas leak in the studio They've told us they've told us just to bear with it, that this slow-castle call

resolved itself. We're going to push on and continue doing this show. Can you give some advice to her? I'm just giving a relationship advice. Isaac, if you're listening, come home, Daddy misses you. Hey, little red, don't screw. So these are bad in both execution and answer. A man is in a locked 20 foot by 20 foot cage.

The bars of the cage are close enough together that he can't squeeze through. Okay. There is a top to the cage, so that's not, you know, it doesn't like crawl the open top. The man takes in his surroundings, and after a few moments, he gets out of the cage without a key or a pick. How it's a Nicholas cage.

It's all off. It's a Nicholas. There is no kind. He's a book and because if you read a book, you can go on any adventure and be anywhere in the world. Well, oh, well, fucking love our Burton just walked into the studio. Oh my God. I'm fine.

Scott love our Burton's going to do the show. And it's a picture enough normal my God. I'm Ryan Scott. Blvd. He's gonna do the show. And it's a picture enough, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's not, it's not Nicholas Cage, it's not book. It doesn't, it doesn't really have to do with drugs. I mean, you have to follow the mentality of someone who's. Is there a trap door? There's not a trap door. So it's like concrete below ceiling above

or like a, they're enclosed. Bar's on all sides. Bar's on all sides. Bar's on all sides. Bar's on all sides. Bar's on all sides. That's all agree. That's all agree.

What we're all trying to say is bars on all sides. And they're close enough together where you can't, he's not like, you know, he's not like Christian Bale in the mechanic. He's someone letting him out because he's imprisoned and they're letting him out jail. No, he, there's nobody else in the room. And he's escaping of his own. He's escaping on his own volition. The lock wasn't already undone.

It is locked. He doesn't have a key. He doesn't have a pick. He's Richard's character. That's the answer. He dumb shits. Becca got it. I can't believe it wasn't great. And I wrote for some reason I wrote two answers to this. Oh, there are two answers to this. I'm not sure. Brandon knocked over the bars. He what? Brandon, he knocked over the bars. He ordered a drink.

I'm gonna give you half points. He ordered a drink. It's not close to the real answer, but I like that one. He ordered a drink. He was closed. The bars are close together. He's in Dublin. He's in Dublin. No, I like that one. Oh, yeah. It turned, it turned, it turned, it turned, so the bars opened. I don't think we're going to get this one. So should I go? the first answer I wrote was the bars are chocolate. Oh, okay. We were close. We were thinking of what other bars were. Yeah, bars are chocolate. Okay. And the second answer I wrote was hymns a ghost Well, okay, so these are nonsense and these are bad. Wait, wait, wait. I think we feel so much better. I practiced it. I practiced it 10 times with these are terrible. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. I chose that. Aaron has the audacity to be like, oh, so these are garbage. Plum said by Plum said by

Plum said by Plum said by Plum said by Plum said by Okay, Plum, take it away, take it away My bad, bad, family advice would be... That was so worth it. Go get did you, I'm so sorry.

Here's what me and Diane do. When me and Diane were forcing famously made to Diane Keaton. Was that me and Diane Keaton? Yes, please. After she had a ex-wives club movie. They say that what you plop the photo stuff. What you plop the photo stuff. What you plop the Vanda does up.

Yeah. Hey, little red, those glue crew. The three of you are Disney princesses commiserating about your horrible lives. Gotcha. Do we want to call our princess or just see where the chips may fall? I don't think I'm going to be an established

in see princess. Did see princess. Did see princess? How about we pick each other? Okay. see where the chips may fall. I don't think I'm gonna be an established, did see Prinscience. Dead see Prinscience. How about we pick each other? Okay. Okay. I feel like Aaron, you have to be aerial. Okay.

JPC. Yes, please give me one. Let's make you Jasmine. Jasmine, okay, from the little pukas. The little pukas. And Adela, you're going to be snow white. Okay. Can you come closer to the water so we can talk? I would, but I've been off my feet for so long that my legs have atrophied.

Wait, now I'm thinking of sleeping feet. Yes, what's my thing? Your dors. Dors, that's right. Right, wait, right, snow white? Yes, seven dors. Yeah., that's right. Right, wait, right? Snow White? Yes, seven dors. Yeah. Yeah, and you have a,

Hi, how? Apple or something. Excuse me? Hi, how, it's like the basic thing. No, I get it. It's after a week. Okay. Can you come closer to the water?

I'm actually, I would like to get closer to the water because between you and me, I am drenched in tiger piss. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it looks like it. Hey, Ariel, I said, I was coming to the water. Why don't you come over? What's that word again? Fucking here? We hold on. There's a shark That's how I scream

H H H H H. Yeah, we get it. Yeah, you're being a bit of a what's the word again? Batch? I hope that I hope that I hope that chart gets you. I hope that chart gets you. Um, are you and Raja seeing each other? You and your team. Oh, yes, I can't hear you. You're so jafar away right now. It's I'm having real trouble hearing you.

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I saw a street rat. Oh. Yeah, there's a lot of those around. What? I just Can someone give me another fork? Oh, a thing in my mom. Why don't you go think I'm a Bob for apples? They ask isn't your thing like you can't even fucking talk? Because you don't you gave a priest a boner

You gave a priest a bone Don't yield that too loud we've all done that We're supposed to be commiserating about our horrible life. What does commiserate mean you're getting you're getting 20% What does commiserate mean? You're getting 20%? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I work on commiserate, so I definitely need to make this sale. Uh-huh. All right, I'm going to go back under the sea. Okay, bye. Fish by. Fish by. Fish. I'm going to go take a poo.

What? I'm going to go take a poo. A poo. A poo. A poo? A poo. A poo. A poo. A poo. A poo. Yeah, I'm, and I, and I also, I'm sleepy.

I don't think so. I see. Apple. Seed. Apple. Apple. No, that's sleeping beauty. Aiden Apple.

No, sleeping beauty, prick their finger on the spitting wheel. Mm, yeah. What? What does Snow White do? She ate an apple and died. Um, she ate an apple. She had plays do? She ate an apple and died? She ate an apple. She had poison. She ate an apple kept up your way. Wait, what, but what kind of poison was it?

She just gets sick. Apple. Yeah, she got a tummy ache. So is that sad? So how does Snow White get rescued? Is that true for instance, that sleeping beauty? She dies. No, she, okay, Snow White eats poisonous apple and then falls asleep.

And let's sleep. Actually, it's sleepy. She ends up in that glass box. I cast it. Yeah, I cast it. And then the prince comes, prince charming comes and he kisses her in the mouth and she wakes up. Wait, wait.

So what's sleeping beauty? Same thing. What, are you serious? Do you know anything about women? Our anatomy says in order for us to wake up, a handsome dude has to kiss us on the mouth. Hold on one second, I gotta call Disney here. One second, guys.

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Please hold. You're correcting me to the correct new office. Bum bum bum bum bum. Hey, Aaron. Bum bum bum. It's Snow White to the corrections office. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Hey, Aaron. Bum, bum. It's no one else's slang for cocaine. Yeah.

Bum, bum, bum. I'm gonna bring that up. Oh, this is cool. Actually, Aaron, do you mind getting online? I got you a bathroom. Yeah. Who is this? Oh.

This is cocaine. This is cocaine. Does, does me have a cocaine division? Yeah. Of course. Make sure you're not talking to, to, McGruff, the crime dog from dare. Oh damn it Do you do you want a bike cocaine or what's your name?

Are you trying to teach me a lesson about drugs just stay on the life for 20 more seconds? What's it almost got her keep on the line. Thanks mr. I'll have cocaine to stay is what someone who does drugs would say. That's all we need. That's all we need. We got your ass. You're going to jail in Chicago, Illinois. Six oh six oh six, so now here's a who's who. The relatable host was a... Aaron Keith. If you rolled your pies, it's because a apple refi-

Or that other young guy, fucking J.P.C. Jason Tony added what everybody said. An F. Public Cardamus did the lo-go. Arnie Parrott sang and wrote every single friggin' note of 1, 2, 3, 4, Hey, Riddle Riddle. Those Clue Crews. Every single friggin' note of one, two, three, four,

Hey, little riddles, glue, crew.