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Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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Oh God, okay, Adel Aaron bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad news. What's wrong? I just got off the phone. I just cut off the phone with the commissioner of Penguin baseball. No, he's issued a temporary injunction on the podcast. So we can't we can't talk about Penguin baseball for an entire episode. What's I think, I think what's the worst news is that I think I am the commissioner of Penguin Baseball. So I think this is- Holy lowers my phone finger. Super disappointing, I had a lot to say. I did do it, I would love to say it,

but we have to pivot. What can we do? What can we do for today? Well, Janet's always just outside. Should we ask her to come in and maybe do something? Yes. Use the Janet door. Use the Janet door.

Where are we going? Yeah, come on in. Go ahead. Let's talk. All right, let's open. Okay. Dracula's out. Dracula's out.

I let Dracula out. Oh, God. Look down. Look down at the portal. Look at that. Look at that. You've got to oil those hinges. Aaron, wait a hold up of foam finger when you should have been holding up foam flippers. A lot of people are being curious out with you.

Yeah, fingers. You don't have to ask that. I just have to put that out. I think we can't talk about the edges. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I realize that now. I'm so sorry.

I apologize. Well, here I am. What are we doing? What's happening? Are we doing? Should I, is it going to be like, is it going to be like, am I, am I am. What are we doing? What's happening? What are we doing? Should I, or is it going to be like, is it going to be like, am I, am I that one host that comes in on the public access show and, and you talked about, you know, relationship relationships?

Hey, we wanted to make this as easy for you as possible, Janet, because I know this is the last minute thing. Would you just mind rattling off, like, I don't know, 50-ish of your favorite things that we can vote on, which one is our favorite? Oh, yeah, sure. No problem. I've actually had a lot of them in my head since I, Eve's dropped on each of you doing yours. Now, I couldn't, because you keep me outside, I wasn't able to hear 89% of what you all said. So there might be a lot of crossover repetitions, etc. Yeah. Just to get ahead of the emails, we do leave her water a dog bowl

Well, it's a dog is cross out and it has Janet right now. She said she said water and a dog bowl not water in a dog bowl What I do with the water is up to me What I do with the water is up to me. I don't know. It's the ball. And the ball. I do. What I don't ask you. What would be doing with water?

The first thing in my favorite things list, my dog ball. I'll be, yeah, I can do that. And if it were true that this was not spontaneous, and if it were true that I had listened to all the episodes, and if it were true that I did have a working list on my phone that I continued to have to cross off of because each of one of you stole my ideas as if you knew that I had recently written them down.

But ultimately kind of the lovely though. But ultimately kind of that, that's something that's really sad. Because we have a nice surprise. And the only one that I forgot to replace was one that had been on Casey's list. So I had to come up with a quick sub. I think it will be clear what the sub is. Oh, cool.

And then I could tell you what the cat is. Did Casey have like having Janet Varney on the podcast on his list? Because that would be a very funny list. Okay, good. What's it I thought about it? I thought about reincorporating myself onto the list. It was both so flattering and so painful to be on and then be dumped that I'm not going to put myself through that again no way.

Yeah. I will say I think all four of us, all four hosts have been on the bracket in summer guard. And I think all four of us lost it to other seeds. So yeah. I don't think I ever made it to the top four. And he was so close wasn't he with the very first one? In case he was so was it was the first one? I think very close.

Yeah, I beat one piece in our loss to something that was like pretzel sticks or something. We all certainly like each other. We don't love each other. Yeah, yeah. We're not great. It's an honor to be nominated. And I recognize that walking through the door of listening to these episodes.

I lost the pretzel six or something. So, at all great guys. He's no pretzel six. We build each other up to tear each other down. I think this is a... Janet. Thank you so much for doing this. Let's please get into Janet Varnies.

Top favorite things. Very, very nervous about keeping track of these. Okay. All right. Uh, first set, okay, pulling into a parking spot to discover plenty of time already on the meter. Wow. Or that waffle cone smell when you're walking past an ice cream place. Oh, I can already tell that this list is amazing. or that waffle cone smell when you're walking past on ice cream place. Oh boy. I can already tell that this list is amazing.

If this is the start, holy shit. Okay. Oh cool. I gotta say, they kind of fucked us nowadays because so much of this is now app-based payment that like, you can't even see if you're actually like in a space that I'm sure it's just so they can like have people double pay double pay double pay

Mm-hmm. I got to go with waffle coat on this one. I fucking love that smell. Yep. I'm going with the rarer of the two I always have three dollars just in case I'd never just stumble upon waffle cone smell It's a rare day. So I'm gonna celebrate that that should be that should also be a candle scent I think And it's rare because it's also seasonal usually. Yes. You can't really smell waffle cones during the winter. Good night. Sounds like waffle cones swept it.

Woohoo. And in the morning, I'm smelling waffles. Great, great. Okay, next one. And I realized that I did write this, this one's been on a little long time. It was before I had to put my excuse asleep. So I really apologize.

Huskies talking, they're like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, yeah. Or the smell of water like on concrete. Now to me, I love that smell because that smells like rain, and it's always unexpected. It's like, oh, someone's hosing down their car as I'm walking through a hot LA neighborhood,

but all of a sudden, get hit with this blast of, I don't know if it's ozone, I'm not sure. There's a word for that, but it smells like, oh my god, it just smells like nice rain and it doesn't seem so hot and gross anymore. One, Janet, we are collectively so sorry to hear about your loss. And two, I think this round we give it to you, which would be less painful to choose water on the cement? No, I'd probably go with Husky's talking. Okay. I think Husky's talking because I think Husky's doggy is the my number one Yeah, just spare to spare Janet the pain of the memory I would rather not have Husky's advance, but I don't know what the fuck you talking about with the water

Yeah That's what they fucking know what you're talking about I think gasoline on concrete. Yeah, I love both. I genuinely almost went with the water on concrete. Thank you, Aaron. I truly just got some concrete work done in front of my house and I have to water my plants that are out there.

And so I guess I must smell water on concrete almost every day. Well, but to tell you what, maybe it's a thing that happens in more arid climates, JPC. I don't know why I've done the science on this. I don't know the science on it. So, yeah.

And there probably only to any side. It's not really hot out. That's the only time I really, yeah. I think you're, I mean, I think that's what I notice also. So maybe hot and dry. Yeah. We're skiing hate mail. I think it's women's noses because I don't know what they're talking about.

JPC. Well, don't put me under that. I couldn't be that we live in a different place. Couldn't be that. Couldn't be that we live in a different place than men. Stop putting your arm around my shoulder. Get away from me. Freak. You're right. We're the same. We're doing guys. We got to guys stuff. We gotta stick together. I was coming up behind someone in line.

I think what this guy is saying is he wants the number six on the menu, because he's gonna fucking. Like, who's gonna fuck the sandwich? Me and this guy. Yeah, me and the weird thing. Come on, we're partners. Okay, all right. Okay, next category.

Formerly, a movie you loved as a kid still holds up. Now, convincing Casey Tony to change his name to Tony Casey. Wow. Or Mama and Baby Skunks prancing in a little row down the street. Wow. Three for. Casey's laugh. But it's not because the first one got casted out. I see.

I see. I guess it's the case. I had a place. Kasey's because we had the same idea. No, normally we are convincing him to change his name to 20 Kasey. Uh, Janet, can I ask you just a quick follow up? Because I think I know my answer. I ask you a quick follow up.

Ready. Would you consider allowing to changing his name to Tasty Coney? Yes. Okay. A thousand percent changing it to Tasty Coney. Yes. Okay. A thousand percent changing it to Tasty Coney, yes. If we get changed into Tasty Coney, that's my answer. Yes. Um, yeah, Tony Casey has it for me.

I mean, great choice, but Tony Casey is pretty cute. Yeah, I think, I think, to me, he'll always be sleep-o, so I would go with this con. Yeah. Sleep-o in the scoops. Unfortunately, it's tasty, Kony slash, Kasey Tony. Slash, Tony, Kasey. Kasey says when I was young, I wanted to open a hot dog restaurant

named Kasey Tony's, Tasty Kony's, Kasey. That's perfect. That's perfect. On Kony, Thailand. I might be silent for a second, guys, I'm setting up a go-fun me. Kasey, back away from your computer, we got this. That's perfect. On Coney Thailand. I might be silent for a second, guys, I'm setting up a go fund me. Because you have to back away from your computer.

We got this. Somehow we will turn off your recording equipment when this is over. You need to leave now. I'm starting to think it's your life now. Casey starts this restaurant. It makes me so angry that I don't have anything like that. Like there's no manipulation of my name

that can get us to any kind of story that anyone would go to. Like, oh no, we could. We could. Vanit Jarnies, Vanit Jarnies, Van's and Jeepers. Oh boy, this is tough. Good boy. You not believe her when she said it couldn't be done.

He likes a challenge. We know this. All right, okay. Janet Varney's Tour of Blarneys. And it's you giving people to the fireland. The Barneystone. One, two, three, four, eight,

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