Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #234: The Council of Wizards

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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Okay, next I can take I can check on the next guest Hello, oh, hello. Oh You coughed up a little frog there. Welcome to welcome to the council of wizards. I can check you in What is your name? Barnaby moonfall Barnaby moonfall. That's with a B Barnaby Barnaby Moonfall. Yes, we have you here. Very old. Sorry about the frog I haven't spoken in a couple years. That's okay, two more frogs. Wow, look at that. Barnaby Moonfall, we do have to update a little

bit of your records because it looks like it's been a few years since you've been to the Council of Wizards. Is that correct? Are you still a dou dues-paying member of the Necromancy Guild? Uh, as far as I know. Okay, taking a beat to see if that's a Necromancy joke. I don't really get it. No, my daughter handles all my paperwork because I'm having all the time seeing these days, so I hope she's paying all the union dues. I'm not sure.

But as far as I know, yes. Okay. You know what? If you're in good standing with the necromancers, that's totally fine. If not, they'll find you. You know, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not the guy. Okay. Okay. Barney, thank you so much for being here. Here is your badge and have a good time at the council of the council. Wait, I have several questions. Oh. your badge and have a good time at the council of the council. Wait, I have several questions. Oh. Are you a wizard?

Oh, so no. My name's Glenn. I'm not a wizard. I just kind of... I'm Glenn. I'd bar to be. I just work here checking in with wizards. Is this, um, I haven't been here in a few years.

Is this still sort of like thing where we all can make it each other and? Oh, okay, I just didn't know a part of me say no more. I kind of, I kind of get your vibe. Um, yeah, there is, there are event tickets for the Wizard Swingers, um, swing mages. Uh, if you, if you are if you are interested I can get you some event tickets and so help me if my daughter didn't put me on the waiting list for those I'll be very disappointed no and what was your daughter's name Barbie be moonfall second

both a second oh you know what yes I do see okay so this this is a mistake and this may have been an error that your daughter makes. It looks like we have your daughter signed up for those events. No! What? Oh! Yeah. And just so it's not- Do you know what you should meet my daughter? You two would date, I think.

Ah, no. I've been burned before by a fireball spell, so I don't date- I don't date I don't do Holden up the line You need to you need to move on here here if it tickets you can sort it out with your daughter when you see her in there Okay, Glenn Alright have a nice day next Yes, it's me swamp the temperamental

Swamp the temperament and that swamp within us that's swi- The temperament and that swamp within us that's why Oh, I see why they call you swamp the temperamental someone took all my frogs. Have you seen my frogs? Oh I'm sorry I What was I tap I tap a little side of my desk. We don't we don't do wizard business. We don't get involved in wizard business That's involved in whizbiz No, I'm sorry my name's Glenn. I'm not a wizard. I just I work for the council of wizards Oh, I guess I work for the sub it's air markets the subcontractor that contracts me out to do the council of wizards

um, you swamp the temperamental Okay, yes, we do have you we do have you checked in and actually you're staying with us. Is that correct? I'm staying at the Ramada Oh, okay, I'm sorry you are staying at the Ramada. I couldn't afford your prices this year. They've doubled since last year Again, I'm not involved with the- I'm not involved. So you said, good day, sir. Okay, you know, if you're interested in making some money,

there are alchemists in the hall as well. Yikes, bikes. Hi. Down here. I am so sorry. I did not- hold on. I have a step- I have a step ladder. Let me- I'm so sorry.

I didn't have that out. Hello. Hi, my name so sorry to have that out. Hello Hi, my name is straw horn leg horn tiny wizard straw horn leg horn tiny wizard Yeah, you're you're what you're I don't you're a You're gerbil or you a gerbil Blink blink. I'm sorry. No. I'm sorry, I should I should human you're human. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm sorry Sort of my body I can straw horn leg horn. Okay, you know what we have someone with a very similar name who's a Turbo, but it's not you you're a human

Okay, what's their name? Oh I can't I tapped a little side. I can't do WizBiz. I can't get involved in wizard businesses And also these are just the names that people tell us I assume all wizards have secret names that you I guess your name is not straw horn Like horn Blink Blink Blink. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Of course it is. It is. Yes. Of course it is. Yeah Okay, well have you know what I apologize for this is not going the way I wanted to It is. Yeah, of course it is. Yeah. Okay. Well, have, you know what?

I apologize for this is not going the way I wanted to. Why don't you take two drink tickets? Blink, blink, blink, blink. Oh. Do you not drink? No. Okay. No, I don't drink.

These are good for food too if you want to get like apps at the... Blink, blink, blink. Oh no. Okay, well why don't you have a good rest of your convention I actually Dave I have to go on break now because I have had too much I just can't do I can't go on break no he can't Kim's not back from her break I don't know where she is sorry excuse me where do I check in yeah yes I can check you in my name's glad I can check you in my name's Glade, I can check you in over here. My name is Wizzy. Wizzy the Wizard, I'm from Boston, Massive Huge Tits.

Wizzy the Wizard, you're one of our... Yes. You're one of our keynote speakers. Yes, I'm giving the keynote on a good friend of mine and all the children along the way who have helped make me a reality. Okay, well that's great news. Yes. As one of our keynotes, I have been told that I can procure you anything that you need. Oh, procurement, yes. Yes, at the convention, so if you need material components for your spells, I just need those. Yes, as a keynote, I get to put

my badge in a bowl, all the keynote speakers speakers and then we have sort of a keynote party. Is that in my opinion? I understand that you would give me a couple of tickets for a different party that you definitely gonna wanna check out. That's perfect. It's for swing pages like you, a discerning swing pages.

Well, a lot of older magents really interested in that party. Yes. Just something I've noticed. A lot of male older magents really work on that party. And nice to meet you, Dave. I's just something I've noticed. A lot of male older magees really like party. And nice to meet you Dave. I'll be on my way in. Okay it's Glenn but uh Dave is my boss uh doesn't. Hi. Oh uh hello. I'm Samantha Grimm. Samantha Grimm and you're you're here for the Council of Wizards? No. Um... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm here for Sales Conference.

Am I in the wrong hall? Oh my god. Yeah, so this is Hall C, the Sales Conference, and that's for, I think that's for Dream Force, that's gonna be in Hall D through F. Oh my god, wait. What city are you in right now? This is Tampa, Florida. Oh, I'm supposed to be in Phoenix. I have to go. Oh, okay.

Maybe I'll just stay here. Can I just buy a ticket to the conference? Did someone say my name? Did someone say Phoenix? Oh, uh, yeah. We did, but we were referring. Yeah, lady. What do we have here? There's no smoking in here, sir. There but we were referring. Yeah, lady, what do we have here?

There's no smoking in here, sir, there's no smoking. I know, it's my, the citrate is attached to my claws. I know, but it's just go, oh, oh, oh, oh, I have a Anthemogram, sales person. What the hell, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I think a ticket to whatever this is please. Yeah, here's a couple of tickets. You guys have fun Can't catch a break Glenn. Oh Oh Hello little little little child a little child. No, no, no We are I mean I am the great wizard three kids in an overcoat

That's that's our name my name three kids, okay three kids them wizard in an overcoat Are you are is your name three kids the wizard? We have a tree kids the wizard is that who you are? Yes, if I give you if I give you a wizard's badge and it turns out you're not the wizard, they're gonna be very upset Sarah, Sarah come to the top and talk. No I beg to be the feet I'm not giving it up so easy And show up? Nobody move, nobody move on the middle and I don't want to get the middle of it. Come on Tommy. Get to

Hi, I'm in a little Wayne coat! Uh huh! Doodle-dance, doodle-dance! Wait, I'm the feet! Dada-dada-dada! I'm the feet! They haven't had much practice. Okay, look, I'll just say this. You are not the weirdest person I've seen today.

What, we're the weirdest person I'll see this weekend weekend No, come on, please say that we all if you want to go into the convention. I'll let you into the convention Yes, enjoy the council of wizards. Okay. I hope you all I hope you all learn a lot of new spell We're three kids and three kids and a little coat. I know I know but I I'm a wizard of wizards. I can't risk it. I can't kick you out because sometimes wizards are actually three people in a big coat because of spells, so I just can't risk it. You can go in. One, two, three, four, eight, middle, red, those glue crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial at patreon.com such a riddle riddle.

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