Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #235: Catch Up & Must Heard

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

We take a little time to catch up with each other in regards to some fun outings and we finally carve out some time for JPC's Snack Review!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron JPC, how are you two? Wow. Hey, look at you two. How are you doing? We're in the outfit you bought us. Yeah. And they, I didn't expect them to look like that. That is. Wow. Okay. I think they were meant for kids. Yeah. I'm a little sailor. Uh-huh. With the walley. Yeah. And you're, you're holding, say, Wally pops. Uh-huh. I too. And a little sailor. Yeah. And you're holding, say, wally pops. Wally pops. Yeah. I brought this wally pop from home. This was not part of the cause. I mean, you bought the outfit, but don't ask if you bought a wally pop. Okay. All right. And well, here's the thing. I bought those as like a joke. As a little novelty is like a fun way to start off an episode. But then what happened as we all know is the

two of you were recruited by the actual Navy. Now you're being shipped off to, I want to say, of course, me what? Oh, no, you're being shipped off. But here's the thing, you have to maintain the character, because I signed the papers as your guardian. And I told them that you are 11 year olds with wall with these pants are so small.

I know. And make it work. The Corsican Navy will take anyone. Who are we fighting? Do we have any idea of who we will be fighting? I think, yeah, I think of course it goes only enemy is itself. Uh-huh. I think that's where Napoleon's from maybe, right?

Is he from there? No, yes. That was not, No, he was exactly from there. He was exactly from there. Yeah. That's how I remember it. Is Napoleon from there?

Of course, like a, Of course, like a, Of course you can. Let's cut right to the chase. Right. If you know where the Napoleon's from, put it in the comments.

My computer is broken and I cannot look it up. Remember, Stop fucking around. Where's he from? This might skip the two of you, but I remember when I was in high school, and we'd be having a conversation in the lunchroom, let's say, and someone would be like, oh, what was that movie with Blank and Blank,

and we'd all sit there and ponder and really strain our brains, and then either someone would come up with the answer or they wouldn't and we'd never think about it again. But now it is, somebody just hops on there a little tablet, there a little electronic and we have that information in seconds and we can shame someone for being wrong. Aaron, speaking of shaming someone.

Wow, you've chose Aaron, I feel so honored. That's okay, I'm ready. It's okay. Aaron, it's a shame that JPC and I couldn't join you for a recent outing that you had to do. Sorry, you bought a zoo? No, but I will. I want to talk about the concert, but I was talking to Sean last night. We talked about if Lou could talk for her day, what we would ask her about and what we would do with her. And Sean said, take her to the zoo and answer all of her questions. She doesn't know that like, giraffes exist, right?

Yeah, that's right. Oh yeah. But what to a dog is everything just like a weird fucked up dog. The sheet, see a giraffe, she's like long neck dog. And she's a hippo and she's like, that's a very sick dog. Yeah. She'd be smelling them and she'd be like,

whoa, so these dogs are rotten. They're sick. Penguin's our ice dogs. Probably. What, now, do you ever, when you're doing these fanciful, these jaunts of fancy, do you ever think like, I doing these fanciful, these Jounts of Fancy, do you ever think like, I don't know, what if we did talk to Lou and then like Lou said some like upsetting shit

just some like Lou had like toxic opinions? And then you were like, cause do you worry that like maybe you would love Lou less if like you knew all the Lou thoughts? Maybe, I don't know, she seems very sweet. Yes. Okay. But is that you putting that on for like, what if you Luke a talk and she started calling you

both like Jaggoffs? So you were like, whoa. Her first words are us. Bark, bark, hello. Healthcare should be expensive. Thank you. I'd be like, whoa, you lived with JPC before us. I got this, who knew?

Um, but I did go to the Taylor Swift concert and it was crazy. It was crazy. Tell us, tell us, give us a little. Would you have brought, would you have brought Luda the Taylor Swift? She would have screamed on the top of her long. She'd been so scared. Um, so I can say if I, if I'm Taylor Swift and I'm on stage

and I'm singing to, I wanna say, 300,000 people. And I look up in the stands, Aaron, and I see a dog, an ambulatory dog on two legs, singing along with the lyrics. I tell everyone, shut up, wait a minute. That, everyone look at that, that, that. And I can only say that after a while, that. I got crazy lucky.

Everyone's like, ooh, I had good old money money bags over there went to the Taylor Swift concert now I was in the nose bleeds and my friend Michael was able to get tickets for a hundred and twenty dollars each which is expensive But not what other people are not for that concert pay for this concert So that was a crazy bit of luck That he had two friends who ended up not being able to go. So I was able to go with my sister. So she flew in. What did you say, Aaron, you said that they were like hit by a car or something that the friends that couldn't go and it was like a car that looked a lot like

my car. We're trying to get to the bottom of it. We have our best guys on it. And my best guys, it's you and a mustache and yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's tired. He's got a new baby at home. So the case is just one more thing. I'm very tired. I have a baby at home. Yeah, I did. I did body one more thing. I did watch a new column for that. I've seen this past week and it was very good. It's the cruise one. Anyways, not the point. So my top of Penelope. Penelope. Penelope. Penelope. Of course. The better one. The better one.

Whoa. Travis C. My sister came in for the concert. I'd never been to a studio concert, not studio concert. What am I trying to say? Stadium. I'm trying to say stadium concert. I never, never been to stadium concert.

That explains why so many of our guests that we book an L.A. never show up. They're like, I'm at many. I'm concert. That explains why so many of our guests that we book in LA never show up. They're like, I'm at Dodger Stadium. I was very excited. Do you think that we recorded a podcast where recording a studio concert? Yeah. What else would it be?

That's the only words I know to use for it. So it was really fun because Michael and Jude, and his boyfriend Jude, we went with them. And those two, and my sister, had managed to avoid all spoilers for the concert. So my sister doesn't really go on social media. She just immediately, like she wanted to be completely surprised by like the set list and the costumes and the order and everything that happened. So I may have missed this.

Which sisters this is? This is Molly. You're the good one. And when you told your friends, I'm taking Molly, I'm going to tell a shift that I'm taking Molly, they responded how. Yeah. Screams, tears.

No, I think about it because my sister is a teacher and that is not an easy job and it doesn't pay very well. And I, she had a, no, both of those are false. Oh yeah, right. You could all summer off and it made crazy good. She, yeah, she had a particularly hard year.

So I was really happy that she got to do this. But it was really fun because I made sure to like memorize the order, just because I like, I like spoilers for things. So it was really fun to watch them be completely surprised by things. That stadium though, so like she was amazing. Like she's awesome and it's an unbelievable like event to watch her.

The thing that's gonna stick stick with me forever and that made me cry the most and was like chemically euphoric was the crowd. So it was like 75,000 people. It's probably 85% women. I've never gotten more compliments. I've never been around like kinder strangers before. Everyone was in the best mood. Everyone was so grateful to be there. It just had like this like wild... Someone compared it to Barbie land in Barbie, where it just like, it feels like an out of place world, where things are like perfect, and everyone feels like safe.

like perfect and everyone feels like safe. And it was, yeah, just like so crazy. And then the sound of the crowd too, and we are wearing these like light up bracelets when something exciting would happen. I was like, I'll just never have this experience again where this, it felt like Beatles screams. Where the light up bracelets's given to you? Yeah, you walk in, you get one, and they're really cool.

They, some computer system can like, dictate, like tell where you are at in the stadium and make designs and colors. I just certainly love that. And JBC, hold on. The good thing about it is you can never take it off. What's it's on? It's on. You're on your under house. You're under Taylor Swift arrest. Yeah. Uh, they're tracking my every move.

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