Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #238: Moral Dilemmas II

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

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Hey, JBC and Aaron, thanks for your stopping over. Sorry, this is like a whole mess and I had to kind of lock myself in my house. My mailman, he was on my porch and I, I can talk to this sort of this home alone style, root Goldberg machine. All right, where's the body? Aaron, how did you know basement? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've killed a meal man or two in my time. I've, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, first step on the way down to the basement. Yeah, I got it. JPCU comfort at all, and I'll get started. He said basement, but I mean, this guy's on the first step of the way down to the basement. You don't think the basement

starts the minute you take one step down. No, that's the basement. That's in between. No. Oh, the minute you start to go below your floor boards on the first floor, that's the basement. What's up? I'm not talking to Adel. It's got to be, if there's 10 steps of the way down to the basement, it's got to be five

and under are the basement. And the first five has to be part of the first floor, right? That's insane. No, I think once you crack the door and you feel that basement air, hit your face, you're in the basement. I'm talking to the wrong guy. I've been under what are you running the door

to Chuckie Cheese? No, it's the minute you go, believe the first floor, eh, Aaron, I'm talking to you. I'm just talking to you. Hey. What, I'm trying to move the body. Oh, yeah, okay, do you need help or you are strong?

Yeah. Joe, she's surfing. She's surfing the body down the stairs. I fucked up. I thought we're going down. We needed to go up. This is going to be a little bit harder for chore now. Now that's in the basement.

Anyways, actually, let's leave this. This is not going anywhere. Aaron, from this point forward in life, if somebody says, have you ever surfed a dead body downstairs, you can't say no. Yeah, well, Ied a dead body downstairs, you can't say no. Yeah. Well, I couldn't say no before and I can't say no now. This is like, I never have I ever situation when I can't hear.

Eric does all the trick in every goes, what the fuck? I was just joking. Yeah, that was a gimmie. We were all supposed to trick that one. Can I just say something really quick? I normally put my phone on my phone on airplane mode, but Sean just texted me and I was like, oh, what this must be important. And he accidentally sent me a text that he I think meant to type into Google, which is how to get spell slots back

because he is so addicted to Baldur's Gate. It's ruining our lives. Casey's typing as well. It's gotta be, it's gotta be a long rest. Hahaha. Will you text him that right now? Cause I think that will make a laugh. Uh, yeah, that's the same way in D&D. Yeah, it's, it, cause it is based on D&D. So let's see, we'll, we'll, we'll text Sean right here

for Sean on my phone. Wal JPC is doing that. Wal JPC is doing that. Gets your spell slots back. I do very much love, he wasn't trying to Google that and he was trying to text Aaron. Just like Aaron would be like, yeah Sean, like. He immediately responded to Aaron,

he immediately responded and he said, fuck. Yeah. He hit, it's worse nightmare. He immediately responded and he said fuck It's worse nightmare It all caps now I know that I'm not dumb then why did you ask? That's not funny. This is very funny. I feel like now that, oh, Adolfs God.

Oh, no. Maybe it's, maybe it's his editor. I'm Aaron, Aaron. Sorry, I'm having too much fun with this. Shot text, shot text feedback. I was flirting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, I have a question for you in case you will,

Addle figures out his internet thing. Now that I have context for the game. Yeah, Addle's internet is going crazy, but we're keeping all this in. Yeah, we normally don't. This is sort of a peak by the curtain. We normally just business as usual when Adoles and Adoles internet goes out. What characters are you guys playing?

Well, so I've already beaten it and I'm done. I'm what I like to call clean, which is where I can... On the day I finished the game, I came up stairs and I said, Brian, I'm clean. As you go, you're out. I go, I'm out. I'd be you guys hugged and cried like you'd come home for more. I got to say that I text Sean a couple other ways, such as if he's a sorcerer, he can restore spelt slots with Meta Magic and there's also gear that does it. And he wrote, Oh no, please no.

No. Did you tell him that there are certain potions that you can take KC that'll get you to just fill in the stuff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's arcane cultivation. Yeah, some items. There's some ambulance. You could equip that.

You just fill a sluts back. I played the game as a monk and I had a really great time as a monk. My monk's name, her name was Syma Jarell because she was a dragonborn and I went to a dragonborn name generator online, supplementary from the game and I grabbed a random dragon board name. How many hours did you think you sunk into it? I sunk about 80. I think about 80 hours into it yet.

That's unreal. That's such a short amount of time. I cannot believe it. I'm sorry. I refused to believe it's only 80. I think you're just saying that to save face. No, I look recording. I'll pull up my steam right now. I'll pull up my steam right now.

It's actually 240. Please, please, please. Don't worry. Oh, sorry, Jamesy. All right. Actual time on, oh my God, actual time on Baldur's Gate. Truly, when I said 80, I thought I was 80, 126 hours. Wow. Wow. But I'm also looking at a screenshot that I sent a friend of mine that I took that was what I had 80 hours into the game.

So. And that was an act one. Yeah, probably. JPC, did you stream it? No, no, I, I'm not streaming anymore. And so that was all that was all just, um, that was all just a personal personal hell for me. Casey, what is your character? My character is Fatima and she's a bard, a teafling bard, and I'm trying to log into as you guys know, my computer is not working right now, so I cannot play Baldur's Gate, so I'm ready for my laptop where I'm not logged into Steam.

I'm trying to remember my Steam password so I can check my hours and scare you. Yeah, I'm dying to know. Yeah. You don't have the steam app on your phone? I do. Let me see. Also Sean texted me, but Adel better not text me. I swear to God. Ha ha ha.

Our priorities are to poor Adel's like, why is no one texting me to ask me? What's going on? We just completely pout through the house. Yeah. I have you checked out. I have you checked Yeah. I have you checked out of my check. I have you checked out of my check. Adults, internet went out, and I bought my steam app

checking how many hours it played again. Just a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I did check it. I did check it with the text that he sent me, and I did do Ha Ha reacts to both of them. So he's okay. I sufficiently Ha Ha Ha does internet problems.

Oh, if you guys ever do that to me, I will freak out. I want you all, all of us on deck when I get kicked out of the Zencaster. I'm saying a screenshot of my play time, hold on. Oh, fuck. I like that Casey. If Casey's texting a screenshot of his play time, it's to two different texts from Adel being like,

I don't know what's happening, my internet's not working and that he's just gonna to get a play type stream. Shut up, bulls, your skate. We got to keep this all in the episode. We're going to take schedule today. Casey, Casey, 250 hours of Baldur's Gate. Oh my god, that's double what I have. That's double what I have.

That's kind of awesome. And Casey, have you finished it yet? Did you beat it? No. No, I do. Wait, here's the thing. I was cleaning up. I was cleaning up an act three, but then I had to go home.

I had to go home to Toledo for a week-long visit. And so I was in the process of trying to get like remote play stuff set up because I didn't want to play on Steam Deck because of like, you know, the graphics for that. It was just me. Yeah, I would not want to play this on Steam Deck either. But I was like, I could stream from my PC

because it's not like an action game, you know, if there's a little bit of lag, it's okay. Oh, Adel, okay, he's giving an update, I don't care. And while I was like, I threw my airplane on phone mode, so I'm not gonna do it back for that one. I'm gonna see. I put my airplane on phone mode.

You're stopping and saying, stopping and saying, I'm holding on, my airplane is ringing. I have to say it. That's one my computer stopped displaying an image, and I did a bunch of troubleshooting, but I had to leave the next morning on a bus, and I figured it might be my motherboard then I back, and I took it to get serviced, and on yesterday

that it was my mother board. Oh, Casey, this breaks my heart. So I ordered whatever mother board I could get with next day, delivery of Amazon. Casey, I have sent someone to your house for a wellness check. You're not going to the door in about five minutes. Okay, they're running away from my property. It's going through the window. It's going to be wrongfully.

They're the dead sprint, Thomas T. My good man, Casey, tell me when you got this motherboard that you got like next day shipping on this motherboard, you checked that your components match to this motherboard, right? You're not, you know, this thing is, I should say, this is the same motherboard. It's the same motherboard.

That's a little bit of flavor, but yes, I did just like search for the same motherboard. I'll the same motherboard. That's a little bit of flavor, but yes, I did just like search for the same motherboard. Okay, I'll be honest, Casey, if my motherboard should the bed, you know what, I would not be buying the same motherboard. That one would go on my list of motherboards never to buy. Well, here's my thought, JPC.

Okay. I do want to arm it. Yeah. Well, look who it is. I do want to arm it the first one, but I figure I'll get this one. And hopefully if to RMA the first one, but I figure I'll get this one, and hopefully if the RMA finishes in time, I can just return this one for the fixed one.

Smart, smart. Adults, good to see you again. Good to see you. We've been going the whole time, Adal, and it's fucking comedy gold, so we're keeping it all. Ooh. Okay, nice. Now that we got Adal back,

no more boulders, gay three talks. Sorry, everyone who only turns into the show to hear us talk about bouldering three, or here text messages from our significant others, checking my phone real quick, nothing from Mariah. So we are cleared. She's texting me. Okay. That's weird. That way. I've been playing boulders goat. It's a goat tied to a boulder. Is that am I winning? The goat's not winning. That's all I have for sure. Goats the big loser there. Smile and real big. One, two, three, four, eight, middle, red, no clue. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial at patreon.com

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