Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #239: Chatterbox #15!

Episode Date: October 7, 2023

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Aaron, the GPC, I bought this skull online and the teeth won't stop. Chichichah, chichichah, chichichah, chichichah, moving. Are you serious? Because this is pretty haunted and pretty bad. Yeah, I also did read an article about a chiming skull that, yeah, it's like really bad if they keep chiming like that. Yeah, of course. No, I thought, well, I just thought this would be a fun intro for the chatterbox.

Like, you know, in some of the old time your cartoons, the teeth chatter, like the skeleton teeth chatter. I hear what you're saying, but you should not joke about that because there is a chattering skull that is sort of terrorizing. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, I love that that's your lived experience, but it's not my lived experience. Okay, yeah, no, I'll just, and I don't think I'm gonna talk the rest of this episode, but I'll chime in with like a, you don't think you're gonna talk the rest of this episode? Is that also, I mean, I'd love for you to know. Wait, I'd love to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah. Say something that the chattering skull wouldn't know. Yeah, I am a bleached skull. It's him, get him. It's him, it's him, it's him. It's him, it's skull. It's him. Get him. It's him. Now that we have the real adult back, we can get started. Hey.

I was locked in. I don't have to shoot recordings? I honestly, I'm not even mad, but why do I even bring my gun? If this is the, if I'm never going to use it, then I guess I should just leave it at home and I am at home. So it's been three months since we recorded. It's been one week since you looked at me here. Wow. It's been a couple weeks. What did I miss? Who are we now? Have you rebranded yourself since we last spoke? Tell me everything. Yeah, I smoke now. Oh Cool. Yeah, I see a lot of smoke coming from under your arms and your neck area. Yeah, Dr.

Riddle what happened? He just said my body will be continuing to generate it throughout the rest of my very very you could what he call it a very brief life. Oh Yeah, huh He's out of his little battery man Yeah, so he's gonna you a different doctor. Yeah, yeah, he's good though. He's having a little battery man. It's fine Here's something here's something that happened to me I was just in London and I had the most amazing experience and I could not wait to tell the two of you, but of course I would have to tell you on air because it's kind of interesting.

Yeah, why not? You know, when I text you, it's wasteful. So, Gemma and I went to this thing called the Crystal Maze. What is the Crystal Maze? You're both curious. What is the Crystal Maze? The Crystal Maze was a 1990s game show in England that apparently don't come at me if this is wrong

Apparently everyone watched so I'm trying to think of like it's like double there But if double there was also watch by everyone So not like a following so far So basically you go into it was created. Oh, it was created It was hosted by Richard O'Brien who played riffraff in Rocky Horror Picture Show And I think also created you also in Rocky Horror Picture Show. And I think also wrote. He also wrote Rocky Horror Picture Show. Anyway, regardless, you're in this crystal maze. And there's all these different rooms and ones like there's a castle and one is like

a future spaceship. And in each room there's all these games. And the games are either physical, mental, skill, or mystery. So physical, there's a group of like six and you go throughout and there's a host and the host is like being funny and like telling you what's going on and you have three minutes to do any room and if you defeat the room you get a crystal. You want to collect as many crystals as possible. So for example, I did a skill room and the skill room was I had to go into a room and in three minutes I had to get to the end without tripping any

lasers and there's all these lasers going in the room. Okay, so far so fun, that sounds amazing. Yes, or Gemma did one where it was like, I can't remember, it was something about like shooting a bone, an arrow or something, so it's all these different wild things. Here's the thing though, we get to the very last room, and I think it was under the mental category. It's JPC with boxing gloves.

It's JPC with boxing gloves. It's JPC with boxing gloves. Good luck fighting me. You're sponging himself. We get to the end and we're with four strangers who are on sort of some sort of like business bonding thing. We get to the final room and Gemma does it. It's mental. And the host says the person in the room is doing it,

but anyone, there's like these little windows where you can view the room and cheer your person on, and you can also shout out answers if it's like a question thing. We get to the final room. Gemma goes in, it's the final thing for the crystals. The room opens, and it's a room with seven different flags, and written on each flag is a riddle. Huh!

Well, as the host starts, the host goes, I will read the riddle and then you have, you know, you have three minutes to do them all. As the host reads each riddle, I just, I feel like Spider-Man. I feel like what Spider-Man first discovers he has powers. I just go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I say the answers to all the riddles

before the woman can read them. The woman is flabbergasted. She truly goes, so you've been here before and I go, no, I go no no no no no. No, I can't do what I do. The women were, the former women were with are flabbergasted. They're in awe of me. I'm some sort of brainiac. To me, to them, to me, they are beautiful. To them, I am Einstein, I am ingenious. The everyone is just in awe.

Jama is laughing and she goes, well hold on, hold on, hold on. He hosts a riddle podcast and I go, no, Jama, show up. No, no, no, I'm genius, I'm genius, Jama. And they go, no, jammish. No, no, no, I genius, I genius, jammish. They go, oh, it's a sad thing. I've never in my life felt more just like set up, just like set up for success.

It was the most incredible feeling and looking back at his sad, I realize that now it is very sad. But in the moment, I felt just like this is what, this is what like karate kid must feel like. Where he's like painting a fence and waxing a car and then somebody goes to punch I felt just like, this is what, this is what like, Karate kid must feel like. Where he's like, painted a fence and waxing a car, and then somebody goes to punch him, and he like brushes their foot away from the punch, and he's like, whoa, I don't karate.

Yeah, brushes the foot away from the punch. I felt it, I was incredible. If I was in an escape room situation with someone who told me at the end of the escape room that they were the host of a riddle podcast. I don't even know what I would ask my doctor to test before. Like what do they have a test for what I might have from being in a room with that person? They did at the end.

They asked me to stay after and they charged me double and they go, don't ever come here again. You owe more money. Dude, I would have looked so smug. I would have looked to my left, looked to my right, and been like, I can't believe I'm here for this. And then I would have gotten all of them wrong. And right now, I'm a shadow.

Nope. Nope. Really? Gloves, a glove. Thunder. Thunder. And they're like, no, it's none of that. You're like, okay.

You be the king and I'm like a knight who's always wanna cross. And they're like, what? What are you talking about? I want to see a scene. I want to see a scene. One, two, three, four, hey, Riddle Riddle. Skloo crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial at patreon.com such a riddle riddle. such a riddle riddle.