Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #242: The Halloween Party Draft

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

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Alright everybody, I know what you're thinking. Do not adjust your Patreon dials. This is not a review crew episode where we went to a, what is it, like a fast casual, sit down, tidy restaurant. This is a regular clue crew episode where we are joined by Mr. Casey Tony. Casey Tony.

That's right. Yeah. Wasn't the last time I was on a clue crew is what none and no the last time was Olive Garden. But the time before that was a clue crew. I said go his memory shit. He's got to go. Yeah. All of our His brain is all breadstick.

All right. I'll turn my camera off. Never start with questions. Kasey never started. No. Bye. I'll come back. We're sorry. Yeah. So this could be potentially the first time that you're ever here in Casey's voice. If you're just one of our five dollar rittians, one of our slabs.

Not true, it's false, but that's okay. No, okay, yeah. Well, intentionally, I can't say no, Casey, this is a performance review because Casey's been doing a lot of little after credit states where you could all the mic and you start talking and then people go in the comments And they say more casey, please, we're like he was never supposed to be here

And the first is like after credit. I did one after credit thing Again, people won't stop talking about it That for credit things are usually you guys just making a fool out of yourself us and you didn't explicitly tell me not to put that in the episode. And so this is your defense. This is the best defense is a strong offense. That's true. I cannot fault you for that, Casey. Well, Casey, I bet you're wondering, what the fuck am I doing here? Why am I here? Why is I going to text

an hour before I recorded it saying that I had to be on this episode? Is that what you're wondering, Casey? Yeah, half hour before I woke up too, so just... That's really funny. Well, this is like a Mr. Beast style thing where we've Demonstraged home, we've built you a new home. Ain't no Mike. You think you like what you see, you didn't have any pets in there, right? Where am I right now?

You're, I think you're at a Mr. Beastburger or you're inside a Mr. Beast chocolate or something I get I didn't read the contracts too much about what was happening to you specifically But your new home is the oh, what's that game? What's the games called the something games? The next was games Here's a Squid game tournament and There's a giant shot immediately. Because the Netflix games.

I honestly thought the Netflix games, I don't have Netflix anymore, so I thought that that was like a new like a Olympics like knockoff thing that was like streaming directly to Netflix. And it's all people who have shows on Netflix competing athletically against. Yes.

That's actually a thing. There's a thing that's called like a hundred or one or something. That shows you how, truly, there's a thing out where it's just like fit people competing against other fit people, but that's a lot of shows. But it shows you. It shows you how rotten our brains have become,

or at least vibrate. But I get squid games last year, last year, two years ago, was the biggest thing in the world. Couldn't escape it. The biggest thing ever, everyone talked about it nonstop. And suddenly I can't even remember the freaking name of it. And that's because I watched it all in like a day and a half or something.

And then it's just gone. It's just gone forever. Out of watch half an episode of Is It Cake and it wiped his brain like the man in black flies. Well, that's what that show is designed to do. Yeah. Yes. Did I tell you I should have is designed to do. Yeah. Yes. Did I tell you I'll shut up this up?

Because you're dead on it. I really am because that's how much I watched it. I started watching it. Well, because I was like, I kept seeing the thumbnail for it and I kept getting very mad at it where I'm like, I hate this. And I was like, I gotta, let me see what it is. Because I like Mikey Day.

Yeah, me too, he's funny. And then I started watching it. I was like, this is, I think the downfall of civilization. I watched the clip where Mikey Day. Yeah, me too. He's funny. And then I started watching, I was like, this is, I think the downfall of civilization. I watched the clip where Mikey Day like introduced the show and was like talking about the concept and then introduced like the panel for the show. And then someone came on stage and cut Mikey Day and half with a knife and he was cake inside.

It turned it up. I did no way. That was a dream. And then canceled your Netflix. That was it. I called 100 Netflix and I said, into my subscription, no Netflix, into my subscription

when they were like, hey, you actually have to pay for this, you know what I said? No, no, no, no, I refuse to have it anymore. Okay, wait, I don't know if this is permissible. I'm going to, Adel, you genius,

you've done it for the first time on God. It's not again, you're doing it for the first time. The first time. Adel, you didn't mute yourself when you did that aside, we can hear it. Adel, they can't hear you in your little pep talks. Look in the mirror. You're a champion my dude I'm gonna be doing it and that was a normal poop yesterday There's supposed to be blood on either end

I They're in either end. Yeah, front and the back. And by either end, the sides. I mean, my pizza. How do I get out of the top? Although we have to get the adults big idea. Oh my God, I hope it's cake. I hope. I hope that's got something. The idea is, what if we solved how to get rid of button beta split?

The idea is, I do an episode at some point. It's called, is it Kate? Oh my God. And I say lyrics. I say lyrics in a monotone voice, and you have to guess whether or not that Kate works. That's actually a great idea.

That's good. That is great idea. I'll be, okay, well let me write this down. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I mean, you can delete everything before that. There's no reason to have Casey on that episode. Casey has to be on this episode. Because this is a return to form for us, because a while ago we did an episode

where we did a backyard summer draft for a barbecue. That I wanted, because Adel didn't have plates. That's right. Don't know. It was Adel and Aaron, Mano and Mano going against each other to see who could design the best barbecue with a snake draft.

And then Casey was the judge, and I thought that this time, I would like to get Casey involved, and then I can be the judge. So I'll try to be as objective as possible so that I can judge which one of these I wanna go to more. Now we're not doing it back here at barbecue because it is, spooky season, do hate people who say that and I hate to hear it said.

So we are going to be driving your little aside. Blood just in the middle. Just right. Really bare style. We're we're we're going to be building a Halloween party. Okay, so this is a draft to build your own Halloween party. So the way the snake draft is going to work, it's going to be, we're going to have whoever goes first is also going to go last and whoever goes in the middle is going to get picks three and four.

So this is a, if you will, the busy is a bit of a draft, a bit of a monster draft. Oh my God. Okay, just for that, Adel, I do think that you get to go first. We could have all said monster draft. We could have all said that. But only one of us did and is that indictment on the whole system? Could have all invented Facebook, but. So, Adel, you're going to get to go first. Now, we have three categories that we're going to start off with. And you're going to get the first round draft pick than this. Then we're going to give Casey the first round draft pick and the next one, then Aaron, you're

going to get first round draft pick and the last one, just so we all have an opportunity to be first round draft pick. So you just have to tell me, which one of these you would rather draft for your Halloween party. Now, just so you remember, the way that this works, is you only have access to the things that you draft at your Halloween party.

So you have to try to build the best Halloween party that you can with the options that I give you, okay? Can I ask a question? Please. Because I've been burned before. Am I gonna draft? I told you, it's hot cocoa. Don't touch it.

You said don't touch the cup. You said don't touch the cup. I put my fingers in the cup. Here's what I want to ask Is it going to be something where like I grab punch for the first pick and then like Suddenly oxygen is on the table and then by the end of it It's like Aaron wins because her party has oxygen. Is it gonna be something like that? Someone's bitter that they didn't get plates

It's funny because by the way, Adel did win the barbecue. I feel like we have some tasty with Adel's. Casey with Adel's barbecue because you forgot that you that did nothing. The people online all wanted to come to my I know this is why I'm so glad JPC is judging today because I got all the heat and none of the barbecue sauce for that up. You know what I'm saying?

It was not your clown. I had the way better barbecue. You guys both had shitty barbecues. Can we agree? I can do it. I'm saying that the whole time. You know what, turn off this episode, go listen to that one.

And Adel, and yeah, this is kind of a part to a spiritual sequel. Adel, you are correct in that, that you don't know the categories until I give them to you. But once I give you the category, you'll know all the options within that category. Okay, so you just need to do your best with the options that you have. Here's your first category. Your first category is beverages.

So these are your fall beverage choices for your Halloween party. Woo! Apple cider, pumpkin spice, and I put latte, but it doesn't necessarily have to be a latte. Just pumpkin spice is the flavor. You could do like an apple cider latte, I guess. Hot chocolate, London fog, which is Earl Gray and milk, hot buttered rum, and mold wine. Ooh, that's mold wine. Okay. Um, okay. Mold wine is like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- He's like- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 4, 8, Riddle Riddle's Glue Crew!

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