Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #243: I Wanna See a Scene

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

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I decided this past weekend I was back in Chicago and I got to do a little bit of improv comedy. Really? She weren't in comedy the last little second. According to some me, it was comedy. According to the audience, it was unwatchable. But it made me in the mood to do a little bit of improv. So I went to our discord. We're all the cool people hanging out

By the way, and I got some one word suggestion So I figured we would do get a suggestion Either do one long scene or a bunch of little scenes based on that and then once we run on a steam with that run We'll I'll get give us another new suggestion. Okay. Oh, so you figured that's what we do, huh? Oh, it's as simple as that was What's I being to was I assuming too much Figured so we're gonna do some improv comedy Maybe I don't know doesn't have to be it can be art perfect Let's get started. I'm going to go to the Discord and you guys.

Oh, yeah, choosing a game show voice. That means she doesn't have a word ready. Let's get it started. Ha! I want, I want to talk to you guys about a property that you could both own in a way. I'm listening. Here's a check. Here's a blank check.

I'm listening. Here's the podcast blank check. Oh, he's one of those Twilight vampires. One'm glistening. Here's the podcast blank check. Oh, he's one of those twilight vampires. One of those. Okay, so I will we're going to start off with the two of you. And your word is from bow and it's apothecary. And by the two of you, do you mean Antelina in you? No, I mean you and adult. You're looking into a mirror though. Yes, okay different reasons for vanity reason Good sir. There is no time to lose. Oh, sorry you were ahead and you go ahead. No, no, no, please I am just here The apothecary shop for a very specific specific purpose. Yes, my master took poison. Oh

Okay, okay, then what happened to your master each a poison. Yes, my lover took poison and I Here to the apothecary but can I ask yeah? How well do you know your lover? It's just like a new thing? Or is this like are bound in the stars? It is rich. Yes, I love we as I would ask We have held each other but how long since yesterday at noon? Okay, don't just break on the balcony. I'm sorry Huh, I think I take priority here. Oh, I got my job with my master yesterday morning, so Well time is about equivalent. So what we should do is Did a good sound equivalent? How old is the one you serve my master? Yes, oh his age and decrepit bones Kling can clink every movement 24

24 25 I don't know if he said on the first aid orientation and now I can't ask because I'm like oh, I know He said yes Hello gentlemen, I will be with you in one minute just so you know we're down to our last bottle of poison remover I gotta run back but I'll be right back out Did did she call it poison remover? I'm looking for an antidote Yeah, what I'm gonna say the word so it sounds like what she's selling is like what she's selling is like if you spill poison Okay, sir the answer. Don't is yours the answer is yours. You're not on me. Yeah, you get it. You get it, huh? Okay, oh man sounds I have missed my opportunity to

Procure bottle of poison or move you did opportunity to Procure a bottle of poison or a mover you did Now I'm gonna go give my 24 I think your old master this poison remover and he was gonna be right as rain My young bride to be is doomed her being 23 and a half well Young was a sarcastic term of course in this day and age. We all die by sarcastic term of course in this day and age we all die by Wow, young is this sarcastic term? Do you even how well do you even know this lady? Okay, seems like you don't even like her.

Well, I mean the stay-in-age how well do we know anyone? I look like parents at three red flag Red, blue, red, red The best toddler in town Shoes it was, shoes the game, shoes the name Wait, wait, wait You're... ...Bride B.

Yes. You said she's 23-ish? I think so. Lives in a big wizard tower at the edge of town? You know it. Yeah, em... ...employees, local boys, to fetch her things and... Yeah.

This is gonna sound crazy. I think... ...your... ...love of your life and my master Yes, have never even met what they sound like they love each other. It's how the small Alright med students class of 1874. Please come in here Class of 1874, please come in here. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- We know about the humors, so we know leeches remove the humors. I think that's all there is to know Basically, yes, but I'm gonna run some questions bio Is this gonna take long because I really need to go I I have a whole bright future ahead of me I'm gonna open up a clinic that cures women of whatever it is that is wrong with women

And boy is it a little less? Well, I'll try it It'll die a happy day. And she can't, she can't, she can't, she can't, she can't, she can't, she can't, she can't, she can't. Well, gentlemen, pop quiz, if you will. Yes. If somebody comes in and their arm is bleeding, you should... Amputate the arm, hit them over the head, bury them alive. Ha ha!

Ha ha! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mm-hmm. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Very good to hear. Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks. We should just call this waving. Yeah, that's what we're doing. When we say shake's hands, we're all kind of putting our elbow up and shaking it. Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.

Anyways, if a woman comes in with a slight headache, I should... Ah! The shelter. Hunter? To her husband. Immediately. Ah! Huzzah!

This is a trick. This is a doctor. The mother's situation. I see through this. It is. Her husband is unavailable for any reason I should. Grab the nearest man. Insight.

And ask him. Be he the age of two or two hundred. Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! As Kim, be he the age of two or 200. Hazaa! Hazaa! Oh, what else? If someone needs a haircut, I should... Cut off their arm, hit them over the head, bear him alive. Yes! You got it one! Assuming they're a witch, and why else would they need a haircut if not to the sky? Exactly.

Which behavior? Yes, of course. I heard that Goodie Sullivan did just the other night shrink herself down to the size of a mouse and crawl through the keyhole of a home. Horrid stuff, horrid stuff. I have her in town such a creature that surely will come to my jail.

I mean, cemetery him that I'd build a gun of the country. Yes, and can I say, sir, it has been a privilege to study at your institute. The two-page pamphlet that I have been studying for the last four years... It's heavy. Has been eye-opening. Thank you. ...batting the back.

Yes, yes, sir. And Professor Railroad Wealth, I just have to say that it has been an honor and a privilege to study under you, but I have to ask, you could be a doctor at any of the finest hospitals in the land. Why do you choose to sacrifice everything to teach us young students how to be doctors? Well, mocks over to the window. Don't run out. Oh, we should go down, say, let's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, And little red-dose glue crew.

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