Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #244: This IS JeopRiddie! (w/Janet Varney)

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

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From the Auerrify Closet Studio in Chicago, Illinois, this is... ...Jep Ready! Let's meet today's contestants, a woman who can't do the splits from Dunkin' Donuts Massachusetts. Aaron Key! Hello! An ever-shifting blob of dark matter and chaos from truck nuts in the Anna JPC! Truck nuts! Anna JPC truck nuts. In a podcaster who insists that fetiches is the gold standard from ghost town, Arizona, Janet Verney. And now here is the host of Jeff Ritty.

Adel Rify. And I mean, think about where he's from. Uh, oh, um, I'm Adel from just Illinois in general. Thank you, Dr. Camillean. Welcome to Jeff. I mean enough. Ready. Here's how the game works.

If you know an answer, please pause in by saying the word Puzz, our judges will decide who Puzzed in first at the occasion, uh, is a close call. And remember, all answers must be in the what is or who is format before we get started. Did anyone want to complain about anything? I'd love to meet the judges, Edal. Okay, well, it's Adal, a jeddot we've known each other for a bit.

And Adal, I care so much about winning this. I'm willing to cheat. Okay, Aaron, thank you for admitting that. We'll have the judges keep a close eye on that. I love you. At what point in the show do they do the thing where the host gets to know the people a little more? That's right, that's our first ad break.

That's our first ad break. Okay, great. I mainly hear for that. And who are the judges? Well, Janet, the judges are all around us and they'll be revealed at a later time because if you know who and where the judges are, it feels like you might try and get away with something. How many classes do I have to pay for until I find out who the judges are?

What tier? Well four, but I can, you can be retained. There is, there is additions to move on to the next level. Oh cool. I mean, I get there. Okay. It's a pretty high bar, but thank you all for asking those questions and complaining. Let's go ahead and play Jeppe Ritty. Shall we hear the categories we have for you in the Jeppe Ritty round?

We begin with animal parade, then keyfinite reel, followed by now I know my JPCs. Next is Dammit Janet, and also we have, well, it's a hot one. And finally, Puzzbot presents probably sounds like in this category, all the answers will be read in studio by special guest, Puzzbot. Add Lex, I have a question. Normally, these have like, you know, number values below them and all the categories. But in this one, you just have like dash marks like you were going to do the category values later. Can we just assume it's gonna be the standard

jeopardy first round values, or? You can assume. Okay. You know what? Let's go ahead and make that fact. So it'll be 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. I'm not gonna say of what, but that'll be the combination.

Aaron, since you were kind enough to let me know you're going to cheat, why don't you go ahead and start us off? You have control of the board. Oh, okay. I will take, um, Oh, she's switching, don't switch the questions. Oh, Aaron, go back to your podium.

Oh, no. Control the board just means you choose first. Oh, okay. Um, I will take, now I know my JPCs for 200 please. Now I know my JPCs for 200 please. Now I know my JPCs for 200. In this category, you have to guess the answer each word and the three word answer will be starting with the letters JPC.

For 200, you won big at the slot machines in Pittsburgh time to celebrate with a delicious buttery French pastry. You want this? Yes, JBC. Jippin' board on clue. Jippin' board on clue. Oh, yeah. Jippin' board on clue. Oh, yeah. That just added four years to my life.

Oh, I'm kidding. Wait, that added four years to your life? Yes, I love it here. Glue. Okay, we do have to give you. I'm here. The judges are saying partial credit. Do I misunderstand how the thing is worth it?

The answer is going to be in the form of a j- okay. Um, these will be actual. I'm sorry. I should hear real quick. That's not. I should say these will be actual words. Ah, I should have said that's my, that's my,

I'm making a note. This is the, this is the first episode of Jeppe Ritty. So this is all this is all trial. I appreciate your feedback. Aaron, you paused in. Um, yes. What is just Pittsburgh, Crescent? Wow, Aaron, you got one of the words right. Pittsburgh is in the question. Pennsylvania, Crescent, just Pennsylvania, Crescent. Oh, you're so close. Now if you win big at the slot machine That has a certain term or word for it Jackpot Pennsylvania

Chris, because I didn't say nonsense words Aaron you are correct you have Whatever 200 of whatever. I thought this was just like jeopardy. On jeopardy, people don't get three tries. Don't they though? They edit them out. They edit all those out. I get it. I've never been on the show.

I get jeopardy bumpers like little kids doing bowling. I don't text pad Connolly if they're jeopardy. They edit out everyone getting three tries. I'm ruined. He won't respond to you. So you get 200 of whatever and you have control of the board. Oh, I will like I would take I do have to say from now on when you choose a category you do have to say I will like or else you will it. Um, dammit Janet for 200 please. Dammit Janet for 200. This actor appeared in the 2007 movie Drillbit Taylor credited as attractive woman driver. Puzz. Uh, Janet? Who is Janet

Varney? That is correct. Okay. I'm like, Janet's going to run this category. Do you have her IMDb member? Yes, will I be good this? Just probably. Okay. Janet, you have control of the board. That to me feels like a Felicia Day role, but good idea for getting it. You're not wrong. I would like

Kefinit Real for 200. Wow, diplomatic. I would have stuck with a category that will all me. Kefinit reel for 200. Wow, diplomatic. I would have stuck with a category that will all me. Kefinit reel for 200. Travis Kelsey has won two Super Bowl rings playing for this NFL team. Buzz. JPC. Who is Taylor Swift?

No. That's one and I get three. No, you don't get three. Why not? Why did I get three? Aaron? Aaron? Kansas City Chiefs.

But can you change it so it's kind of an Aaron answer? Yeah. The Kansas City Chiefs. There you go. Thank you. That's 200 to Aaron. Aaron, you have to be forward. Oh, I see.

I didn't do the who are you. The who are the Kansas City chiefs? I get three. The rules just don't apply to her. When are the Kansas City chiefs? Okay. JPC for it to balance out and be fair, I'm going to take away 2000 points of my own points at the end of the game.

Does that feel good? That feels good to me. Yes. Okay. I will like, it's, Puzzbot presents, probably sounds like. Puzz. I have a question. I'll ask you a question. Is that okay?

Yeah, go ahead. It worked. The thing worked. You got my touch. Okay. I know in normal jeopardy, I believe you can go into the negatives on points. Is that also the case for this? You can go into the negative attitudes, but not in points.

Okay, so I'm sure zero. Well, we'll say you can go to the negative point. So I do need to be counting these. So I have a negative 400. Okay. I will try harder. And this is Aaron, the board is back to you. Board is back to you, Aaron. I will try harder and this is Aaron the board is back to you board is back to your I will like

Puzzbot presents probably sounds like Perfect again in this category all the answers will be read by special guest Puzzbot and you have to Create the sound that Puzzbot is asking for Puzzbot and let me run behind this curtain real quick Just a minute give me one second here run behind this curtain real quick. Just a minute, give me one second here. Let paint. Hi, it's Puzzbot. Puzzbot presents probably sounds like for 200. Someone falling down a set of stairs and at first it's rough but then they're kind of into it. Puzz. Ow! Buzz

Let me go behind this curtain Buzz right Yes Janet go ahead what is oh Yeah! Hey! Oh, woohoo! Janet, I'm afraid that is correct. Yeah, I eliminated 200 plus off my, unless you donate my points to Aaron Kefe. I don't need them, I'd pity points. No, don't give me past 10 pity points.

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