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Episode Date: November 17, 2023

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Don't don't don't mind me guys continue on with the episode. I'm just gonna go I have like this like box of old stuff I'm kind of like clearing out you know my place right now. It's gonna do a little downsizing so really loud and distracting Well, we're gonna keep doing the episode so Aaron this is like it's animal parade, but it's in the future So it's like robots, so they're kind of like animal robots. Oh And they all I'm trying to I'm really trying to concentrate on what you're saying, but JPC is really making a meal out of what he's doing. Memories so many memories.

Oh, my God. Eating photos. Good memory. Oh, takes your photos. Don't ask him. He's fishing for us to ask about the memories. Don't

I do want to know. No, but don't fight it out. Oh, what is that? What are you doing? What's that? Oh, this? Oh, I don't know. You guys wouldn't be interested in this. I'm just going through a box,

a kind of my old stuff, and I found. An old jumps in the box, starts playing with the box. You can't stop playing with the box. He leaves all his expensive toys to the side, only plays with the box. JPC, what kind of stuff is in your box? Guys really take a get stuck at that cut costum, but they'll do literally literally I think. Honestly.

Well, I don't know. I mean, I'm just going to this box as some old memories. You guys remember when we used to do a whole thing on the show that was like a, a little new games jamboree where we'd have a little jamboree of all the, all the little games that I would invent. Oh, yeah. How do you have all the photos of that? I never had a camera in the studio.

I thought it's just honestly it's photos from my webcam. So it's the photos of that? We never had a camera in the studio, I thought. It's just, honestly, it's photos from my webcam. So it's just photos of me. I was just, I'm constantly, I'm constantly pressing screen gats, screen gats. You're laughing at all of them. Yeah, I remember. I love those episodes, I guess.

Wait, there's a worms eye photo of me pooping. Are you familiar with Portrait Adorian Gray? Because I kind of do that. I do that. Worms Eye photo of me pooping. Are you familiar of Portrait Adorian Gray? Because I kind of do that. I do that. So I stay young. It's with photos of me laughing and worms eye photos of the Hattle pooping.

Aging in your attic. Well, GPC, is it inspiring you to maybe to that sort of episode again? You know, Aaron, what I could do is maybe I could just dust off some of these ones that I never really used. They're just kind of like, oh, geez. All right, one by one.

All right, I'm sorry. Here's JPCs Acting Factory, part four. I think that's the idea. I actually have, I pick scripts for JPCs acting factory, and then I just draft them as emails to myself, and I can't remember the last time that we've done that, but I never have email drafts, and I've had five email drafts of scripts

that we might use on a future episode for like two and a half years, and they're just always sitting in my draft folder. Yeah, so theoretically, we could do that episode, but no, we're gonna do this because I realized, looking at these memories, there's a whole game that I wrote out that I think I even maybe talked about

what the episodes gave you guys this option that we never played. We just never played it. Well, we got to play that. Well, let's get to a JPC's game, Jamboree, actually, JPC, do you know the difference between a Jamboree and a Jellyberry? I do, and we're out of that kind of humor on the show.

And so, yeah, I want to honor it. One has seeds. Okay, I'm going somewhere else. We can do seeds. We can do the seeds joke. So, when it's done with the daddy's, this place stinks. I'm not all the humor I like. Compared to the daddy's, this place, I have real shit.

Oh, for sure. Okay, so the first thing is we have two games that we kind of played half of before, but we have more. And I don't think that my name, you guys are going to, well, maybe you will remember what these games are, but would you rather finish off rebrand first or would you rather finish off wine country first? Those are the two options that you can finish off first. I really believe in the number of wine country first. Those are the two options that you can finish off first. And then we'll get to the third.

I really remember wine country. The third mystery game that we have not played. That is my favorite game that I've made. So, and we only have time for one of these. No, no, no, we're playing both of these. That we're just doing the second half we're finishing these off and then we're getting to wait for it.

We're finishing these off. I thought we weren't doing that type of humor anymore, JPC. Well, now that you said it, we just did it, but if we had let it slide, we... I'd like to start with wine country. I remember liking that one. It's like descriptions of wines that are bullshit or something. Yes, I'm going to read you a description of a wine, and I need you to tell me, is this

a real wine or a fake wine, okay? Real wine or fake wine? Here we go. this is wine country. And I feel like you'd make a good Somali. Yay! That's a really good name. That's a really good name. Like a positive Somali.

I think it's a Mal. What do you mean? This has wet tanning. It's a liquid. It has a liquid back in it. Liquid. Okay, here you go. wet tan. It's a very, it's a liquid. It has a liquid back in it. Okay, here you go. This is a 2017 Stag's leap. Nesed Meres Petitsira, offering a distinctive wine, wine each vintage. The 2017 Nesed Males is a graceful and stylish with mid-tone decidity, robust complexity and vibrant gradiation, revealing layers of elderberry, mulberry, brambleberry fruit alongside more savory notes of

fresh, wild, crescote brush herbs, as well as lemon grass mint and coriander. Supported by an exotic black pepper and hemp seed spice, this single, black blend is the purest expression of this extraordinary vineyard, exhibiting a multi-layered, full mouth-coating buttery smooth texture showcasing the age and character of the oldest vines on our state. All finishing with an incredible full body flushingness and an alluring elusive character, embedding in its youth, but also meant for age-worthiness, decanting a suggested to allow the flavors to evolve and reveal the wine's complexity, grace, and elegance. Does it a real wine or a fake wine? I really want plump to say full block blend. Full block blip.

Ah, Aaron, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, what do you think? Real of a fake wine. Adel. Petite, Sarasara. I think this is, I also think this is fake because you mentioned Brambleberry. We all know that Jenny's ice cream flavor, Brambleberry Crisp, is one of your faves.

So I think you were eating a pint of that and had a bright idea to make up this wine. So we don't believe that Brambleberry is a real fruit and we would all be correct. This is an ice cream. What? It's an ice cream ice cream. Can you believe we got that right?

And it's 9.30 in the morning. It doesn't work. It's not an idea for all of us. Aaron, I think that. For me, it is. I think that you guys are, you guys, the first time that we play this game, I don't know if you remembered.

You didn't get a lot of the answers correct. So I am very proud that you are now starting off in the positive column. Positively wrong. Is that you're gonna say something like that? Or we got it right? You got it right. This one you got right.

I just can't tell with you ever. Yeah. If you like the other foot's about the job always. Yeah, well, he doesn't wear boots. Actually, I am not wearing anything below the waist as we record this because it is so fucking hot where I'm recording right now. But we did a recording the other day where I was not dressed appropriately and now I'm recording right now. But we did a recording the other day where I was not dressed appropriately and now I'm dressed with the only tank top that I have left and it's still sticking to my body. So yeah. Yeah, it's a swap down here.

Okay, here we go. This is a 2018 Stag Sleep Block 20, a state grown Napa Valley Murlow. I almost said that it's a state crown at Napa Valley Murlow, but it's that it's a state-crown Napa Valley Murlow, but it's not. It's another stag suite. What was it called? A stag's leap, block 20, a state-grown Napa Valley Murlow.

2018, here we go. A deep garnet, purple hue. This Murlow is full of depth and complexity, expressing perfumed aromas of floral violet, blueberry compote, and blackberry preserves, alongside fresh, savory, man, I should have learned how to say this word, Chapar, Chaparral, C-J-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-A-P-A-P-A-P-A-P show mouth-watering dark berry flavors alongside Bing Cherry, dark chocolate,

a nice seed, and warm baking spiced notes of cardamom and clove. Also a tribute to the well-integrated French oak barrels. An exemplary merlot that truly shines, there is depth focus and balance with generosity supported by the rich, velvety texture. Alluring an elegant, this merlot invites you to sip, saver, and repeat. A true classic, finishing with grace and tremendous length, showing the beauty of our estate fruit.

This length. Aaron, wow, Aaron, you're buzzing and fast on this one. Yeah, so I can- This is all the bee. Yeah, so here's what I'm thinking. I think that it might be real because there was a word that you didn't know how to say and you wouldn't have put that in.

Aaron, that word was also the last wine that I read. Oh, okay, I'm an idiot. But also, but the issue though is Terrier. You said Terrier and I went, never heard that. It's like dog. He was other than dog. So I'm sort of torn on this one, but I'm gonna go with real.

Aaron's going real. A few things. One, Aaron, I think we should absolutely make wine for dogs. I think that's a brilliant idea. I think that's what you said. I was fully listening. I think we're up in into dog for wines. Not fully listening, it's just not listening, right?

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