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Excuse me, Tis I, the King. The King, of course, and I rule the court, and who might you be, young lad? Well, I'm- I'm- I'm just a young lad, and I just wanted to meet the King, and ask him for a recording episode with him. I'm sorry my lord, it's my son. He's got a touch of the poison, his madness. He don't mean no. Stop pulling me back, father. Please recording episode with us king.

You're a good king. I see that even though you're drawing your son backwards, it seems you both have tap shoes on. Did you prepare some sort of routine? Please doo, pay us no mind. Kill him. Come on, come on. That's fair, that's fair. Alright, yeah, give it.

Yep. Oh, get killed him. Oh, he killed Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, King Killem. Oh, we killed him. Oh, we killed him. Oh, wow. He locked my head right off, did we? Well, I don't know. Well, I don't know.

Will you record with us? I will record with you, and Aaron, just so you know, that was a scene from a little book called Mark Twain's, a Connecticut kid in King Arthur's Court. Ah. Which is the inspiration for a Martin Lawrence vehicle named Black Knight. Oh, I think it was actually Blue Striek. Oh yeah, Steve's on. Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson.

What are the Wilson's? What are the Wilson's? What are the Wilson's? Why not? One of the Wilson's. One says, wow. And the other says, please put me in something. No, that's not what I was in, that's never know which one is what What's up guys?

We're not too much and you ask Adolf he would be with you on this episode I think I'm actually gonna be against you guys on this episode. Is that a fun? Is that a fun choice and that's a change? How is that any different? I don't know I guess we'll see. Why don't we play it out with, we'll see. What do you think is the most common situation, like dynamic of us? Like, you two versus me, Adel, Aaron, versus JPC.

Oh yeah, these are the literally voices. JPC versus the Michelle. Yeah. In eternal JPC. Or us. Everyone versus each other. Like the three Spider-Man pointing at each other. Like interesting.

I think I don't know if this is right, but my gut says it's usually the three of us against the world, but we're placed world with riddles. I think before we start recording, it's me against Casey. JVC versus his own nature says Casey. Yeah, before we start recording, it's me versus Casey. And then when we hit play and it's actually recording, I'm one of the nicest guys in the world. And there's not a record of what I do to Casey.

Oh, yeah. Maybe he's been recording you this whole time. I hope not. I think it'll certainly be very bad for me. I bet what it is is everyone feels like it's the other two verse them. I bet everyone would bet that that is the most common one. It's interesting. I don't think so.

I never even considered that as an option. Yeah, I mean, just I'm talking about me and Adel. That's not good. Our brains. Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we cut into that my brain and it's, let's go to the lot. Oh, better question.

Better question. Okay. Out of a big smiling singing tuba popcorn, a big smiling singing frosty ice cold fountain soda, and a big smiling singing box of candy. Is it what a hot dog? I know hot dog. Who's who? I was really hoping you said that. Okay, he has to be included.

Yeah, so it's a box of candy, a popcorn, a hot dog, and a soda. Right. So this is like ninja, you know how they say like an improv, you're either a ninja pirate or a robot or I think. JPC is the drink he's icy. He can be cold, but he's refreshing. Okay. I think I'm the popcorn. I'm a little salty. Casey's a candy. Super sweet. I'm the hotdog. And Adela is like savory and warm and cozy hotdog. That's actually not bad. That's pretty good. Let's all get tattoos. What? I would say if I do say if I do, my ordering is you're all the hot dogs, and I'm a big

coke full of candy in popcorn. No, I think I'm the popcorn. After me, unless you are eating me in a small dose, you get sick, you know, too much of a iron. We have to. No, people are not going to read into that. Actually, they're going to see it. We have to. No, people are not going to read into that, actually. They're going to see it for what it is. Simply must stay in. Do you? And if you're listening to this, don't comment about which one of us

is the hot dog, the popcorn, the key of the ear, the coke. Don't go. Don't go about it. We know what to hear. No, what to hear about it. Now I've mentioned before that my little tap, my nose, tap my nose, my little inside secret is to dump, is to dump mini is to dump many

rollos. If a theater ever has many rollos, you dump those in your popcorn, shake it up. That's the best little sweet and salty snack. Have you guys ever dumped anything? Bunch of crunch works as well. Have you ever dumped anything in your popcorn? Oh, is this why you ever be going to the theaters? You dump popcorn fucking everywhere. No, because the 4x throws me out of my seat. Eminem is for sure. Does that I feel like M&Ms would sink to the bottom? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of time in an infinite universe, the imidens are going to find their way to the bottom. But I think as you eat, you could probably get a mixed in pretty well. Okay. Because I feel like I always need something because a popcorn on its own doesn't do it for me.

Aaron, do you have something you want to say? No, it's just my, I'm, I'll cut all my coughs out. Every time I say popcorn, it seems like you, yeah, do you have a kernel? Do you have a kernel stuck in your tights, Aaron? Yes. You remember that, right? Speaking of candy. Hem. Pez candy was invented in Vienna, Austria in 1927 by Edward

Haas III as an alternative to smoking. The name Pez comes from the German word for peppermint. In 1949, the first dispenser was officially introduced by Pez comes from the German word for peppermint. In 1949, the first dispenser was officially introduced by Pez at the Vienna Trade Fair. The original dispenser held the same number of tablets 12 as today. Pez starts its U.S. operations in 1952 establishing in New York City. All goods sold, however, are imported from Europe, distributed through North America. Hey, JPC, I told it.

I was joking around with Aaron this morning, and she's like, what are we doing for the episodes that I told her she had a book report do? On December 2, 1952, PES is awarded the first US patent number for their dispenser. Am I being gaslit? Did I ask her about this? In the 60s, PES showcases some rare and unusual candy flavors such as licorice, flowers,

and chlorophyll. This is 10-pals are introduced. Chlorophyll, PES-pals. In 1973, PES in the U.S. grows to the point in addition to distribution, in addition to distribution, the company begins to manufacture the candy domestically. Okay. Pez breaks ground on a new warehouse in manufacturing facility in Orange, Connecticut! On November 19th, 1973,

in 1978, Pez introduces interchangeable rubberheads for its dispensers. And in 2011, the PES Visitor Center was opened in orange Connecticut. We are talking about Connecticut. Wait a second. So Connecticut is so fucking boring that the most interesting thing that happened to Connecticut was a company 20 years after it was founded move to Connecticut. Don't say the quiet part out loud. We're trying to be positive here. Okay, I'm sorry, yeah, I'm pissed. Woo.

I was all Aaron just so I'm not misunderstood. Earlier, I was trying to set you up for Connecticut by doing a scene from a Connecticut kid in King Arthur's court. Oh, that didn't make any sense. That was way over my head. Aaron, did you say chlorophyll is one of the Pez flavors? I did. I didn't get kid in King Arthur's court. Oh. That didn't make any sense. That was way over my head. And did you say chlorophyll is one of the pezz flavors? I did. Isn't chlorophyll like what plants you used to make their food?

It's what the pezz website says. I don't know how else to. Has anyone ever tasted chlorophyll? Can a human taste chlorophyll? I think they can, right? Isn't it like a anti-inflammatory thing? Can you? Is that chlorophyll can't a human-tased chlorophyll? I think they can, right? Isn't it like a anti-inflammatory thing? Can you... Is that poison?

Is that chlorophyll? That's not an anti-inflammatory. So can either of you spell Connecticut? Because I can't. I think I can, but if I spell Connecticut, I have to spell it by saying connect I cut, which I believe is how it's spelled. Connect I cut my life in two pieces.

Yes, it's the word connect, and then an I, and then cut. I wish I had known that fun little trick before I had to type it 100,000 times for this episode. Well, the other thing is, because connect I cut is spelled that way, I don't know why we say it Connecticut, because it's connect I cut. Also, Aaron, you typed it 100, hundred thousand times you do know the states have abbreviations. Oh, do we know the tickets?

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