Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #247: Chatterbox 16

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh boy, oh boy, I can't wait to see what my mom packed me today Up in my lunch, but what'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Nothing nothing. What did you guys get minds on normal stuff in here? Well, I just came back from a doctor's appointment. So I got McDonalds, Wendy's and Burger King Cool, cool. What do you got? Okay, let me open up my sack lunch. It's pretty flat. Oh, there's a postcard. Hey, buddy. Hope you're doing well.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Wish I could provide your dad. Not even a love. Oh, maybe you could trade with JPC. Hey, do you want to trade your food for my postcard for my dad? Uh, yeah, nah, I mean, I would, but, you know, why don't we all just go to recess? Oh, the front of it says, Pusscard, P-U-S-T-C-A-R-D. He could even buy a postcard that said, Pusscard, it says, Pusscard. Wait, Adel, JPC's hiding is lunch under the table.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Yeah, what is that? What are you got under there? What's going on? I do have a boner. Let's talk about that. No, no, no, no. What's next to the boner in your hands? Thanks for the setup.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Could easily go there, but won't. Okay, this is embarrassing, but I guess it looks like my mom and dad forgot to pack me a lunch box and instead They packed it me a chatter box. Oh Gross Yeah, you're right. You're right Excited let's all talk in our shirt. It takes my crème brulee torch Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Thank you, you can. You're welcome. I feel like I'm maybe done ever tucking in a shirt again. Ever.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I feel like I'm pretty close to it. I feel like I'm pretty close to being done with the concept of tucking in a shirt. You won't, you don't know the styles yet in 10, 20 years. You don't know what's gonna be the styles. But yeah, but don't you think, don't you hit a certain age where you stop having to know the styles and you're like, this is now just my thing
Starting point is 00:02:26 where I'm like, I am this way. No, no, you have to perform fitting in forever. Dude, that's a prison in which you cannot escape. Perform fitting in forever. So someone just wore jeans and applied shirt every day for the last 28, 30 years. That's good, right? 28, 30 years, it's almost 3,000 years.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Wait a minute. So JBC, the big question is, what does that mean? What does that gonna mean for the first act of world news when you're playing? Ah, Adel, you got him. Okay, okay. Here's the thing. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I feel like that's different because that's a costume. No, it's not a costume. So what if you, why? Why is it not a costume? Because that's a costume. No, it's not a costume. So what if you, why is it not a costume? Because you're playing yourself. No, I'm playing myself in the second half when my shirt's on tucked. He's playing like ramen manual, eating butter scotch on a Ferris wheel or something.
Starting point is 00:03:15 What if JPC you just cut a dress shirt exactly your waist and you just never raise your arms? I just never raise my arms. And if I do, people get a little tree, a little puppy action. I was thinking preview. Sneak previews, and they're gonna see my tummy eventually. Yes, exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Okay. GPC is a just tucked shirt, or is it any sort of thing that shows that you are showing respect to the people around you when you're clothing? It's anything that shows that I care at all about what's going on in this proceeding. I think manners need to go the way of the dodo.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Like the whole, like keep your elbows off the table. That was for, that was like 5,000 years ago when like tables didn't have legs or something where it's like if you put your elbows on the table, the food goes flying. I'm begging you to use Google just one. One, you'll love it, you'll love it. Aaron S. Jeaves has all these answers I've given you to use Google just one. You'll love it. You'll love it. Aaron asked,
Starting point is 00:04:06 Jeves has all these answers I've given more. He's one guy now who works there who's manically typing the answers. Really? This one dude seems really curious. Adam, Adam, my good man, my brother in Christ, you want to be done with manners? What about chewing with your mouth open?
Starting point is 00:04:22 I think it's a fun way to sort of show off. How can you hurt chewing? A lot of mileage out of that button. JPC, do you dress up when you represent me in court in a couple of months? Will you put on a dress? But I'll dress up like one of those like English, magistrate with the big powdered wig and okay fantastic that I love.
Starting point is 00:04:46 All right great work around. Thank you. Why do we need to be powdered? No, they don't get stuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Which is with powdered in case you didn't buy donuts in the morning and you need to eat a wig with your coffee It works. It asks jeez just takes he's eating a sandwich. You've manically putting it down Going to type fast Hey speaking of people that type fast sometimes people type pretty fast over in the chatterbox Topics that what it's called. This is a discord. It's the one that has chatterbox of the name
Starting point is 00:05:26 And I have some of those written down and so so we're going to read some and we're going to answer them. And the first one I have is from Tony, the RA, Tony asks, if you had to describe each of your co-hosts with three emojis, which three would you pick? I got to pull up some emoji. Are you guys emoji users? I like truly forget to use emojis for most of my life. The only emojis I use are the like the laugh reaction emoji to react to a text or something,
Starting point is 00:05:51 and then the heart, but that, I think that's about it. And did you say Tony was an RA? That's what Tony claims to be. Okay, hide the booze, hide the booze, hide the booze. So the other week, KC, I was texting with KC and KC used an emoji that I don't think I've ever seen before. And it's like one of the most Casey emojis. It's, I don't know, Casey, you can feel for the hop on the mic
Starting point is 00:06:12 if you know what the fuck this is. But it's like a man like bending down, like kind of like hands flat, like praying with like four little triangles pointed above him. And it's like meek. It's like sheepish. It's like, it's a, it's like a bow, but his eyes are like up. Like, it looks like something a dog would do.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Like, did I do a good job? Are you mad? Like, it's like, it's a, Praise me, Senpai. Senpai. Send pie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:07:24 Okay, so Aaron did waffle raccoon and devil mask? Nice. What was it? Is it oh yeah, you have to describe each of your co-hosts with three emojis fuck I hate that okay So Aaron did waffle raccoon and devil mask nice and did I nail it? That's pretty close. What do you mean pretty close? What what would be even closer than what I just gave you Okay, I'll go ahead and text you what I think I am Group you can read that No, okay, he said skull I think I am. Do the group. You can read that. No. Okay. He said, Skull, smiley face with sunglasses and the face that's like the awkward straight across
Starting point is 00:07:53 teeth face. It's like, ooh. Okay. What would add will be, let me think about add all. Casey says he's just a three prostrated man. Uh, okay, I think I have errands. Aaron's is the oyster emoji, the first place gold medal and then the ambulance. Okay, okay, can't be mad if it's true. You can't be mad if something is true. You have to be like Dr. Paz. You're to be mad if something is true. You have to be mad if something is true. You have to be mad if something is true.
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