Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #249: Adal Leakage w/ Thomas Sanders

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

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Okay, Hattle, JPC, close your eyes. Okay, one day late, but we'll see what this is. Put out your, oh my god, it's your birthday. What was it? One day late. Yes, she is. We tried calling you, yeah. JPC can't hear me, right?

I can't really, I have a hard time understanding with my eyes closed, can I open my eyes? You know what, you're driving and you turn down the radio because you need to concentrate I can't hear you with my eyes close can I open my eyes Aaron? Yes, okay Can you see it? Can you just make me put in his hands right now and make it seem like I didn't forget? I Wait look it's Thomas oh

I'm a center's we everyone's whispering over here. What what's going on? Hey? You be JPC's birthday gift for me and pretend I asked you like Oh my gosh, are we really sure that he's gonna be excited to see me or I've never seen an excited once ever So I think you'll just appreciate the gift Thomas can I ask energy? Yeah, why are you putting? Installing installation into Aaron's walls? Is this like a side gig or is that what I'm talking about? Yeah, no, I needed some extra cash. And she said I could live here if I put some installation

into this tiny room. Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool. Well, yeah, since you're here, here we go. And open your eyes, baby. Oh, grise, baby, see. Ta-da, hey. Guys, human meat! No, no, no!

No, no, no, no! Actually, strangely satisfying. Oh! Pretty mouthy for human meat. Wait a second. Well, first and foremost, happy-bladed birthday to our little lamprey, JPC. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Lamprey, love. That's what I'm doing right now, you know what I'm saying? And JPC, from where you're from, the planet that you call home, you are what age now? We don't, we're not as reductive on my planet as defining in an age, but I am 35 rings small Did JPC you you definitely give me really high-key Sagittarius energy and I know how to you don't really subscribe to a lot of astrology but

Classic Sagittarius. I have been told I have been told does not believe in anything he can't hold with his hands Yeah, and I only subscribe to red book because I enjoy their photos Thomas what is your sign? Do I know this? Oh, I'm a I'm very much a tourist. I you know Very much live very. I've always been in Florida grown up here Not really I've been very resistant to change love my friends love food love luxury indulgence very passionate all your tourists. So don't tell me I can do this off the dome. I want to say that your birthday is May 14th. Oh you thought I was a May tourist. That is a very very good guest June That is a very, very good guess. June.

Oh, second. Oh, Aaron's further away. Yeah. You take it back. April 28th. Is it Torres really from May? It's, yeah, Torres is, Torres is April and May. And then Aaron, you just got the closest.

April 24th. I am a day off from Shakespeare's birthday. Then what I did was way more impressive, just so everyone else. No, you threw, you threw a knife and darn near hit it. Mm-hmm. Oh, damn. Yeah.

Okay, let's read a little bit about Sagittarius. You guys can tell me if it describes me. Sagittarius, the half human and half horse, all stop there. Perfect. Good point, man. That's what I thought, that's what I was thinking of. I know my friend and that is my friend. That is my friend. Thomas, it's so nice to have you back.

Thank you guys for having me back. This is always such a joy. Absolutely. What do you have? You seem to have something tucked behind your back. What is that behind your back? Did you bring something for us? I have brought something.

I've brought good tidings once again. As you all know, I am a big, big fan of the show. And I have noticed that some of the segments here on your show only last for one episode. They are one segment wonders, if you will. And I've created, I'm performing some necromancy to bring them back to life, to see the sun one more time At least one more time. So that's like a grimoire behind your back. We're gonna do some spells some Necromancy Yeah, you all are good with that right? Yeah, what are some of the segments? We've only done one time on the show

We've done uh, guess the race right where one of us has a voice No, we never bring that one back. We've only played because we got too many emails. I will hate the open of emails. I will say I really tried to resurrect some of, um, JPCs, uh, segments, but they were, they would have required so much work. Yeah. I tried so hard to put a Paul Ruttles segment in here

It would have required a little bit more planning and preparation and I don't know how you do it Jake It's honestly okay that you didn't Thomas because we do get some emails about Paul Ruttles Oh, no, people who didn't like playing Paul Ruttles if you know what I don't care Okay, I'll make you more Paul Rdles one day. I enjoyed it. Dammit. That's just gonna sound silly, but what the fuck is Paul Reddles? That's something we played. That's the other thing I'm anticipating. I'm anticipating you all may maybe not remembering that these segments even exist. Okay. Are we gonna play has JPC seen this episode of bones? Okay. Um, are we going to play has JPC seen this episode of bones?

Do I thought about that one too? And I was going to be, it was just going to be, I think me saying, have I seen this episode of bones? And it would have been me saying no to every. You've never seen bones. Right. I've never seen bones. Yeah. Um, no, that was another one. And I think if we, if we want to do it again sometime in the future, I will and I will try to resurrect some of JPCs games, but dammit, they are very complicated and would have taken a little bit more prep time. I have to watch a whole episode of bones for most of my games. I just started watching a show called the Devil's Plan, which is a Korean reality show that's so good. But it's basically they lock. I was at Thomas 12. I think it's 12 contestants.

They lock in this house. Well, yeah, lock is a strong term. But it's to get to my point. Every game that they play, so it's it's almost like squid games or something where every day they have to play this big game. Every game they play takes 20 to 30 minutes to describe. Yeah, because the games, JbZ you'll understand this reference.

The first game they play in episode one is basically a more complex blood on the clock tower. Wow. And so awesome. They go into a room and the screen describes the game and it just goes on and on and on and on. And the show is fascinating and I truly love it, but it is so much.

Yeah. In the middle of the instructions, they say, all right, take a five second breather from the rules, we're going to return and we're going to go to the second level of rules. Yeah, no, that is a show that I have been telling my friends about and I'm like literally like, you guys, I know, I'm trying to pitch this show to you all,

but it is such a me-coded show. I know none of you would be enticed by this at all. It is so much. It's so good. It's so fun. It's logic and math and everybody trying to outwit each other. But the editing is so good. And some of the twists are amazing.

Have you finished it, El? No, I am on episode five. Oh, you're gonna freaking love it. I'm so glad somebody else has watched it. It's gonna be so much. You're welcome. Are you thinking about it? Jump into Paul Rattles.

Jump into Paul Rattles. Yeah, now we talked about the Devil's Plan. Okay, yeah, do we want to get started with one of the, yeah, please. Absolutely. So we can definitely take our time. It's not gonna take up the whole, oh, maybe it will, I don't know.

We're gonna start with what was a segment used for a warmup. So I figured that makes sense here. And it is called as Adelcoind Slogans Run, which is basically, I give you the slogan for a company and you tell me what company's slogan that is. Yay. Okay, I'm ready. Slogans run now, Adel, do you remember this game?

No, and here's the funny thing. I've never seen Logan's run now, Adel, do you remember this game? No, and here's the funny thing. I've never seen Logan's run. Maybe that version of you has. Yeah. Slogen's run, regardless of whether you've seen the movie, sounds like a game that you would have made up. It sounds like a title of a game you would have made up. And I want to say this sounds like something that we did in like, like the first 10 to 20 episodes

of the Patreon. 100%. Did you remember back when we didn't understand what we could do with the Patreon, where is it bar trivia? Like what is it? It's our thinking people. Yeah.

I love it. It was everything. I should have let you finish your sentence. It was one of the, I think it was like very early on on Hey Riddle Riddle proper. Oh, okay. Erlis, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, certain phrases get stuck in your vernacular for about three months. Yes. That's proper for me right now. I don't know why I've been saying it. My mind is vernacular.

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