Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #254: Chatterbox 17: The Dadderbox

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

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You covered pretty much everything. I'm gonna talk about it. It's delicious. What's your favorite flavor? Easy, easy. I like the cocoa and I like the peanut butter and I like a half and a half mix. Obviously, I've just eaten all the cocoa out of this box. You do have a peanut butter box. I have already eaten that as well. I did get hungry and move boxes.

I was really waiting for a couple of hours for you to have cereal. It's nighttime. Don't people, this is when they have cereal, right? Well, I have a weird sleep schedule. It looks like your name is Glen. It's a little name tag says Glen. It looks like you're also wearing jeans and have a big fat wallet with a chain on it.

So can you pay me money back at least, Glen? Oh, and this chain wallet is just full of IOUs because I have to go to a lot of cereal about, you know what? Here's what I'll tell you. Here's what I'll tell you. Here's what I'll tell you that you could do. Go to MagicSpoon.com slash riddle to grab a variety pack and try it today and be sure to use the promo code riddle at checkout to say $5 off your order. So basically that's me, Glenn, giving you $5 off if you think about it in those ways.

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Yeah, clearly you shop at PACSUN. The box is still moving, Glenn. Do you have a wife or kids or something in there? I have an ex-wife, ex-kids. Thank you, magic spoon for sponsoring this episode. What's up everybody? Welcome back to another Hey Riddle Riddle chatterbox and by popular demand, we are joined by the one

and only audio daddy himself. Casey Tony. Casey Tony, welcome to your first chatterbox. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I found out five minutes before we started That I was on this one. So his voice is not warmed up. My voice is not warmed up. I don't have my face on I'm not in my Sunday best Casey you should be doing your vocal warm-ups when you come to work you should be prepared to work

Does that make sense if you have time If you have time to clean, you have time to clean, in case you don't. If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready. There is a period when I worked at the Toledo Zoo as a narrator on the train. I'm sorry, you were on the African Savannah. Excuse me, so sorry. Sorry, sorry. For the Polar Rigs. Coming in hot with a fun fact part of sleep. Oh stop. I

There's a point like early on and in that job Where I was really serious about it and I would do warm-ups in the morning You know articulation exercises and lip trills and shit like that and then eventually I was like Dude these fuckers don't tip like that and then eventually I was like, dude, these fuckers don't tip. They can get my laziest, sloppiest, annunciation. And that's your sort of these colors don't run. Yeah, these fuckers don't tip. These fuckers don't tip. Casey, can you give us a little bit of your script from that? Can you give us what the experience would be? Or we are, we are a bunch of people who don't tip Okay, we're, we're, it's been like legitimately like 10 years.

So let me see. I'm a Toledo in. Toledo, Toledo. Toledo, Toledo. Toledo, Toledo. Pass the rice cakes. Okay, hold on. Let me just update my brain with some really outdated concepts of race and I am ready.

I'm a Toledo in. I am a Toledo in. I'm a Toledo in. Oh, let me see. Okay. I'm second cousins with Drew Carey. Yeah. Okay. Toledo and Toledo and Toledo.

I'm a libertarian. Drew Carey is my second cousin and I am attracted to him. The government is coming for my guns. The government is coming for my guns. Okay. I'm just trying to visualize the animals on the African Savannah. Okay, and I'm seeing a crime case. You're crying. Okay, there's the crocodile tears. The Messiah draft. He obviously, this is

mowgli. He obviously has an erection right now because that was, he was considered like the most fuckboy giraffe in America. He... Well, speaking of erections, my tip is shrinking. Is this the part of the script? No, it's part of the script is avoiding it. Casey, can we just hear some trills? But...

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But the zoo is fun one. I actually have something, I have some new business to bring up while Casey is here. Is it that I'm watching Gold Rush on Discovery Channel and it's awesome? Is that the business? Is that your business, JVC? Is it the fact that I have two ear infections? What's the business? No, Aaron, that's not my business. That doesn't do with Casey.

That means your ears are talking to each other. I am here to bring up a point of contention. This is Casey's performance review. Oh, God, dude. This is a little bit of a bone that I have to pick with Mr. Sleep O'Toney himself. Aaron, you may know that Adelaide Casey and I were kind of like a gang, we're a group.

Oh, we are a community. And we call ourselves. Yeah, you go to 40X movies. I can't believe he's all ourselves, the Rev friends. Now, he's gonna try to fucking use this again. Rev friends. My God. Friend being the operative part in that.

The other day, Adel texts the Rev friends group chat and says, would you like to go see a 40X movie and Casey, the snake, the African savannah, some of our snake, the as African savannah sabari snake Tony responds, I already saw that movie in 40X. Now I went back and checked my text messages. I didn't have shit from Casey about an invite to this movie. Wait, why movie was it? Same, yeah.

It was the new Godzilla minus one. Oh, great. Okay. How apropos Godzilla minus one? Cause this was Casey minus two. Yeah, and so Casey, I just wanna give you kind of an opportunity right now to explain why it is that you've soft fit to go see the movie

without nearly a text message to Adel or I. I'm gonna explain that right now. I'm gonna write hot rage because I just found out that there is a group chat that I'm not a part of. And if you guys are funny on that group chat, I am. Do you be in the reference if you were willing to come to 40X, you would be on that chat. You could easily be on the chat.

I don't look at me. You're not being funny in that group chat, right? Sorry, what, what man? You're not being funny in that group chat, right, Adel? It's purely facts. We don't do any bits. We're like, invest errands here. We're, this is just purely for science sake.

Yep. I don't believe you. Explain your fucking self, Casey. Okay, and you know what? Just to prove that I'm not, you know, just blow and smoke here. I'm going to use a message I sent in this conversation. Okay.

As my reason for why I didn't invite- Wow. Adal JPC to see this moving 40x. I can't wait to hear this shit. What I want to know is that what age does Shaken Baby Syndrome not apply anymore? Because that is the day we got to initiate our new youngest member. I can't even pull this bullshit. I knew you're going to pull this bullshit.

So because I had a baby two days earlier, you did not invite me to a 4DX movie. Is this what's happening? You fucking snake. You safari talking snake. That's bullshit. This giraffe with a boner over here. You know this is my baby once me to be happy Casey Tony.

And the best part about who JPC is as a person is no one knows if he's joking or if it's real, but this is actually real. And it's really upset. Still a better boss than JPC Penny. I'm really upset, Casey. I thought we were better friends than that. And just, it's just, yeah, my heart breaks, my heart breaks, but it's broken now.

So it's like, what am I I gonna do with the broken heart? Go see Godzilla and 40 x I guess I guess I'll try to raise my baby the best I can with a broken heart case I don't know how that'll work out They might end up kind of mean to the world. So that might be on you Okay, why do you think you turned out so mean? Well, my dad two days after I was born He was in the rev friends, I guess, not really friends anymore, but he got left out. No, are you sure it wasn't just because of who your dad is?

And kinda how he acts. I heard he was very kind and normal before that event. Are you familiar with history's greatest snake, Kasey Tony? He plays a pivotal role in the story of my downward spiral. Oh, there's that mural of him in the graveyard, right? J.B.C. The fact that you just so casually mentioned that you had a baby, I was thinking what if we also convinced people that this is your third baby? Okay, I'll cut this conversation for the podcast.

What if we were like, yeah, J.B.C. finally had his third kid? I bet we can convince people Okay, I'll cut this I'll cut this conversation about the podcast What we were like yeah, JBC finally had his third kid about we could convince people I can finally rest You're so good at keeping secrets the other two were old enough to help raise it because that college Yeah, what if it turned out Aaron and I were JBC's kids Wow What if it turned out Aaron and I were JPC's kids? Wow. I'll tell you what, if Casey turned out to be one of my kids, I would fucking turn myself into a chopper to take to services because I did not raise them right because I raised them without manners apparently.

Oh. We have JPC, his baby and I have a meeting coming up January 2nd. So we are going to discuss kind of what went down. What Casey's standing is going into the new year with the reference. Aaron, there might be an open opportunity. Yeah, I was going to say I guy will put my name into the hat with your baby to see who would be a great Casey replacement. Oh, sorry, just give me your name directly. Don't, I don't, if you put in the hat. I can put it in the hat. At a hat, at a hat, at a mind. In the hat, at a mind.

I let me just to defend myself a little bit, or prove my case, Aaron, here's some of the texts that we send in the reference. Great. Can you believe Aaron today? Yes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, exactly what you say. That's what you do. You don't want to hurt me.

You don't wear the button to hurt me, was it? You didn't press it. What are we the next tax? The next one where you say she looked so lovely with... Yeah. So, I upside-in fishes. Mm-hmm, yep. Can you believe Aaron today?

I know. What was it? What a bitch. Wait, are you on the thread? I know. What was it? What a bitch. Wait, are you on the thread? Oh no, guys. Can you guys answer that? Oh guys, I'm sick.

Are there response? Who? Who? Okay, you can't be too funny because I just started laughing and then I gagged. So everybody just people today. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, we'll try to keep it.

We'll try to keep it PG. Aaron, let me finish. Here it is. Okay. Can you believe Aaron today? I know. Oh my god. What a two-faced bitch. Right him and Heath Ledger were ultimate villains in our 40 X screening of Batman begins. Yeah See we watch Batman begins or dark night. I'm sorry. Whoops See? We watch Batman begins. Hi. Or Dark Knight, I'm sorry, whoops.

You can tell. You can tell in Batman begins, Aaron Eckhart was gonna fucking, he was about, you can tell. They said, they said the scene. It's all there, it's on the page. JPC, can I ask you a question? Yes, please.

How does it feel being a father? It's like the same but sleepier. Okay, because before you were a little shit and now you're a father. And now I clean little shits six or seven times a day. Clean little shits like you for breakfast. One, two, three, four, eight, riddle riddle. Don'ts glue, crew.

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