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Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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Can you believe that? Get out of here, you horse! Oh my God! That horse just hooved Aaron right in the throat! Aaron, oh my God, are you okay? Oh, Aaron, are you okay? I'm fine. Oh, honey, you don't sound fine. Oh, and Aaron, not casting his versions, but it looked like you and the horse were making out. No, the horse didn't have mono.

We weren't making out. And then I didn't say, kick me in the throat as a cover horse. I don't want them to know I made out with a horse with mono. Cover horse, ooh la la. Because the horse walked out of here on two legs and was wearing our money. Gorgeous mane. And it seemed like you two were embracing. He works downtown.

In a big building. Oh wow. Aaron, that horse gave me. The horse gave back. The horse gave back. Hit Aaron again. That's a little better. That's a little better. That's a little better.

Okay. Yeah, he works downtown in a big building. Shiny shoes, shiny hoos. What's his name? Did you just fix your voice immediately? Did you touch the instantly fixed voice? Yeah touched it. It's totally fixed your voice. Yeah, this is good. I cleared my throat and now it's infinitely better.

It's starting to hurt, but that's okay. It's like when a donkey kicks a kid and the kid's eyes go cross and then the donkey kicks it again, eyes go back to normal. Yeah. Remember Looney Tunes? Was there a lot of Looney Tunes where a donkey was kicking a kid? The ones I watched. The air-

I was from a different time. Back then they were called Mary Melodies. Mel blank voiced everyone and what else? Well the important thing is everyone's okay. Nothing is fucked. A horse kick Erin in her throat. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

And by defense I normally have a voice for these, right? Yes. Historically. Yeah. And we on the Hey, Word, Overload podcast think it's important to give women a voice. Do we? Do we? And it's something that we give. And it's something that we give. It is not something to hear it. It is something I choose to bestow.

Oh, perfect. He's joking. No, no, no. Of course we don't. I don't mean that. Don't come jumping at the comments. It's all DPC just because he's a feminist for once. Stop talking.

Stop. I'm woke now. I just want everyone to know that I'm. Good boy, you are so behind. I've become woke. Huh? Well, I am destroyed of worlds. Um, well, today I thought it would be fun

in a way for me to talk less. Um, if you two battled it out in a draft competition, no, what does that mean? I'm going to give you something to draft and you're each going to get five picks. You're going to go one at a time and afterward I'm going to pick the winner of that draft. Whoever wins the most drafts wins the episode. They become draft king. Yeah, they become draft king, which isn't something already. And all modern wars are fought on draft kings nowadays. Exactly. When you said that we were going to battle it out, I thought you meant hand to hand already. And all modern wars are fought on draft kings nowadays. Exactly.

And when you said that we were going to battle it out, I thought you meant hand to hand combat and I've been watching a lot of Reacher and I thought, you know what, I think I have a shot at this because I think I threw pure osmosis. I think I've gained like 30 pounds of muscles just from watching, just watching Reacher. Well, you're pretty good at battle. You're the scariest of the battle. So you could probably eat him. Yeah, I'm a college athlete, but JPC is scary, so. Addle do not underestimate scary.

Yes, you're taller and stronger, but he's scary. Yeah, Reacher is amazing. Every time I watch it, the whole time I'm just like, that guy is so big. I thought, Aaron, I thought when you said a battle the GFC and I were gonna battle I thought you meant battle bots. So I tied a steak knife to my vacuum cleaner For nothing Well, not for nothing. Okay. You can kill some neighborhoods cats Yeah, it's based in words. So when vacuum, I just constantly keep stabbing myself.

I think that's fun. Somebody's like deciding like a vacuum cleaner with a knife on it and being like, it's a toy for cats. The cats love it. They go crazy for it. Can't get enough. So your first draft.

Famous Duos. Okay. They can be fictional, they can be real, they can be whatever you want. Famous duos. You know what, I'll flip a coin. And, GPC, you're scarier, why don't you call it? Okay, what's the spookier side of a coin?

The head. All right, let's flip. What, Addle, you think the tails is the scarier side of the coin? You don't know what's going to come out of that thing. Adel, you get to go first. I get to go first. And Erin, so I get to draft from any time in history, fictional. Or real.

Real. Anything. Okay. Oh boy, the pressure's on. Fictional. Wait a second. We have to know these? Oh, this isn't like a list.

Yeah, you just pull from your brain. Okay. Okay. Pull from my brain, you're saying. Oh, you just pull from your brain. Okay, okay. Pull from my brain you're saying. Oh, I have to use my brain. Okay. Woke up, let me check my watch here. 18 minutes ago. Okay, this is gonna be fine, Adel, dope.

I thought about giving you options, but I think that this is harder. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but I think that that's the point though, is how you think and click on your feet, Mr. Improvisers. Well, Adel, I'm not, we're just talking right now.

I'm not giving you anything that you can use. You can use it, but I wouldn't. But with Aaron's the famous duos, my mind immediately went to Robert Smigel's The Ambiguously Gay. Same. No, I don't want them. I don't want that. I don't want that. They don't, if you kick the tires, they don't hold up.

Yeah. But Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, I mean. Interesting. How long were they a duo though? Uh, and in what context were they a duo? Well, first they were a duo on the daily show as correspondence. And then later they were, uh, Gary and I want to say. Is that your formal answer?

No, no, no. You're Aisengarry? Aisengarry, thank you so much. Did, did, because I remember watching the classic daily show with, No, no, no. Ace and Gary. Ace and Gary, thank you so much. Did, did, did, cause I remember watching the classic daily show with a, a, a Cor, Cor, Bear. Cor, Bear. Pete Goldberg. Cool Bear and Correll, but did they do it?

Did they team up and do a lot of stuff together? I don't really remember. I thought that they mostly did their own pieces. They, every once in a while, they would, my favorite of their team ups that they would do on a semi-regular basis was like, even Stevens or something. And it would basically be one of them would yell yes, the other would yell no. They go, yes, no, yes, no, yes.

And then they'd debate it. That's right. Yes. But it's always very funny when they work together. Would it help if I gave you guys some examples? No, no, no, I don't need to. I do. I truly don't need examples.

I was just, I was mostly riffing to give Adalix some time at a chance to come up with one piece. And here's what I came up with. Either God and Jesus, famous trio. That's a trio. That's a famous trio. No. I don't believe in the...

I don't believe in the Holy Spirit. I don't believe in the Holy Spirit. The ghosts aren't real. Luz and Clark, pretty famous. They didn't do much. They kind of just walked around land and they're like, yep, this is here. Exactly. They found some land that was already land.

Ten seconds or goes to JPC for the first thing. Famous duo. Famous duo. I'm going to say Chippendale. Chippendale. The Rescue Rangers? No, the strippers. What? Oh, okay. The Rescue Rangers. JPC, you're up.

Thank you so much, Aaron. Now, I was Rescue Rangers. JBC, you're up. Thank you so much, Aaron. Now, I was thinking of some duos that I thought that Adel might snake out from under me, but I think I've gotta go with, this had to be my top of my duos list. I'm gonna go, Hello. Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna actually go for a trifecta. I'm gonna, wait, we get five, do we get five? You get five. I'm never gonna be able to pick five, but I'm going to take Shrek and Donkey. I'm gonna take Shrek and Donkey. Shrek and Donkey. And Aaron, can I change mine to cheese and bread?

That can be your next pick. Now, how upset are you that I got Shrek and Donkey? Here's the thing, I love Shrek and Donkey, couldn't love them more, but to me There's there's some beef there. There's some you know, I'm saying like they don't I don't know how well they work together Okay, this is insane. What a terrible take there. They're a deep there at best best friend best team I feel like donkey gets on Shrek's nerves, right? Yeah, okay, I guess so but you know sometimes that's what the where the magic makes you know

They're not they're not they're not just like two of the same people. They're two different people. Yeah, that's true Adela is your next big bread and cheese. Yeah, Aaron. I'm gonna lock it in now blind Whatever the next category is no this is Okay, next one is bread and cheese So I'm gonna go on Dio's. Okay. Next one is bread and cheese then. Okay. Erin. You're up. You're gonna see a theme here. I'm going to take Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold, the Beverly Hills cops.

Okay. So we're completely leaving out Hector Elizondo. Hector Elizondo Erasure is what we're doing. I'm gonna try to take five Eddie Murphy things, Edel. So why don't you just get off my back? No, I'm just saying in your world, Taggart doesn't exist. Okay.

There's still some absolutely classic famous duos on the table that have not been mentioned. I haven't touched these movies in so long. They're some of my favorite. Even the third one, clearly I cannot take Eddie Murphy and Nick Noltean $40. Fuck you. You don't want to do that.

I knew the Murphy's would make such a specific turn. I knew you guys would do something weird. Um, He took cheese and bread. Here's what I'm going to do. Erin, I'm going to, this might be a little unorthodox. Okay. Um, but hopefully you'll allow it.

For famous duos, I'm going to take lingo. Okay. That'singo. Okay. That's funny. Wow. Will it pay off? He took it right out of me, right out of my hands. I'm thinking lepa. Jesus Christ.

And that's what Mario does when he grabs the flag, right? Wow, Mario. I forgot about Mario and... What's his duo? Donkey, uh, no, Yoshi, Mario and Donkey. What's his brother? What's the green guy? What is your fourth pick, our adult? I'm gonna go Mario and Luigi. Oh, finally, a real duo.

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