Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #269: Disney Parks w/ Damian Anaya and Tim Lyons

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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Hey guys, my line's open. No one in my line. You got, you two. You two can jump, you two can come onto my line. My line's open. We've been in this line for so long though that I feel like if we jump over. Is this the line to get tickets or to go into the... This is the line to get tickets or to go into the... This is the line to get into the park. Because we changed lines before and it ended up being the line to get in and not to get tickets.

So we just want to make sure that we don't lose our spot. It's a staggered system here at Disney. So the ticket to buy tickets is before you use the tickets to get into the park. And so you're the use the tickets to get into the park line. Right. So we're in the right line. Yeah. And it's every line is the same line here.

So there's a big line that you're in and then there's my line where no one's at. You just said that there's two different lines. There's lines to get tickets and then there's tickets to get in the park. So which one is a pale? There are many different lines here at Disney. There's going to be lines for all the rides have different lines. The food has different lines. You can actually skip the line with the app.

Well we won these tickets on the radio radio so and they just told us to come pick them up here so we're not sure if we're supposed to. So you don't have the tickets. If you don't have tickets yet you are in the wrong line and you're in the wrong line in general because my line is wide open and anyone can come into my line. This is trash because we guessed Goofy's age. Yeah. No it took everybody so everyone was wrong there there was like 100 calls a week. We were the closest. We were also wrong, but we were the closest.

Without going over. Yeah. You worked as a team for this? Well, yeah. It was on my work phone, yeah. Yeah, it was his work phone, but it was in my apartment. This is actually our first time hanging out outside of work. Yeah, yeah.

So you do, but you do, well congratulations by the way. Yeah, we have Yeah. So you do, but you do. So you, well congratulations by the way. Yeah we have tickets. Forguessing, forguessing close. Can you get Goofy? Go get Goofy. Yeah. Where's Goofy? Hello Goofy.

Goofy is in the park. All the characters that you want to meet today are gonna be inside of the park. And Goofy does have a meet and greet at 1130. We don't want to meet anybody but Goofy. Yeah. We have a meeting with Goofy at 1130. Yeah.

The beautiful part about Disney is you don't have to meet anyone you don't want to meet. No one's going to approach you. Well, if anyone tries to meet me other than Goofy, they're in for a rude awakening because we're here for Goofy. What's your definition of meet? Because you will be interacting with people on a service level. There you go.

That's it. That's bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any character that interacts with me other than Goofy, they're in for it. Well, would you consider me a character? I know I kind of have a big personality, but I'm not like a Disney character. No, you're not in a costume. But you're certainly acting a fool if you think we're going to get out of this line.

Okay, you know, that's fine. Stay in that line. I hope that you guys have a great day. I can take any two, any, any two any any people who want to get into Disney. My line is wide open I'm concerned that there's a large line and no one else is interacting with me, but you do We've been waiting in this line for like a long time though Yeah, yes, I agree I agree with that I a completionist, I'm staying in this line. Okay, sounds like you are with reasonable folk that can agree that that is the line that you're staying at.

What is your sir, what? Oh my God, wait, Gary and Mike from work. Hey! Hey! I didn't know you guys hung out outside of work. Oh my God, Gina, well this is actually our first time, we guessed Goofy's age. Yeah. Oh my God, I was so far off, I guessed he was one.

I thought he was a baby. No, yeah, yeah. No, we were the closest. We didn't guess it either, but we were the closest to it, but. Lucky you. Yeah, we guessed he was 1,785. No, no, don't say it.

Don't say it. Please don't say it. That's close in, yeah. That's the closest without going over 100. But there's other people in the line who don't know how old Goof old goofy is so please don't say What was the number again? What no? 1781 I said guys by the way Tom our boss is here

No, I don't see I don't see you It is a Wednesday. It is a Wednesday here at Disney Wow Yeah, typically a work day for pretty much every industry. We did, we put in that we wanted time off, but we didn't get it cleared, but it is in there. It's in the queue, Tom. If you wanna just check it whenever you can. Well, I'm off the clock right now, but when I get home.

Okay, you'll approve it? Shame on you. I mean, I brought my work phone, so we wanna log in real quick, sort of sort this out. Yeah, are there any landlines out here that we can plug into to plug in our work phones? No, there is free Wi-Fi throughout the park, so you can definitely use Wi-Fi in the park, but I don't necessarily know if you can tether an Ethernet call or a landline for a phone line. I have to send a fax at 11 a.m. so if you could hook me up with something.

There is a business center in customer service so if you once you get into the park you may be able to send a fax through customer service. Do you guys have stamps? Any postage stamps? You it's free postage to send letters anywhere inside of Disney. Oh but but yes and those are Disney stamps. Perfect. How long does it take to send a letter from say one ride to another if we get split up?

I guess it depends on the day and the and the amount of traffic, but I would say sending a letter probably an hour or two hours max. And actually, my good sir, I have some this might help grease the wheels. I have some Disney dollars from when I was here as a kid. These should suffice. No, those do not suffice.

We've discontinued Disney dollars maybe 35 years ago. What? No, I just use those in London as currency and they worked just fine at the restaurant I was at. Ma'am, I think what's happening is that you are stunningly attractive and you probably did try, you just used some Disney dollars and someone probably just let you do what you wanted to do.

Whoa, hey, pal, this is a workplace. Watch that stunningly attractive stuff. Yeah, that's my employer you're talking about. Yeah, what the? Sorry, you know, I'm supposed to compliment every guest. And I was just, I was paying you a compliment. No, I mean, I guess that makes sense. I made for a cough bee once with a song.

They let me pay with a song. Yeah, and just wild guess, can't sing a note. Yeah. Oh, raise, you're getting a raise. That's raiseable. Thank you. It looks like that line, if anything, is getting longer. I'm not sure what's happening. It looks like maybe they're backing some people

back out of the line. There's definitely the right line. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there's people getting on the back of a truck too. They're being escorted somewhere. Yes, so it is a fingerprint system here at Disney to get into the park. If you scan your card or your magic band, then you do your fingerprint.

And if your fingerprint comes up on any of our Disney watch lists, you will be temporarily detained to the happiest detonation. Det detonation, not detonation. I got it, detonation station in all of the world. Can you say that? Can you say detonation at Disney? Yeah.

I can, you shouldn't. Okay. Yeah. Are you Captain Hook? What character are you? Wait a second, are you Captain Hook? You're giving Big Hook energy. No, I'm glad that you noticed.

I would love to be Captain Hook one day, but auditions are twice a year, and so far, fingers crossed, Thank God. this year coming up in June, but no, I'm not Captain Hook. Thank God, I almost lost it. I almost completely lost it.

If you had been Captain Hook this whole time, I would have lost it so mm-hmm That's kind of shit. He'd pull right making everybody wait in line. Yeah. Oh, yeah But I mean my whole thing is kind of the opposite of that because I want you to come into this line and get into the park and kind of starting to Mm-hmm no well. I don't I don't I don't necessarily what I you are a trickster trickster Trickster you are sir well. Don't let this trickster talk I you are a trickster trickster trickster you are sir Well, don't let this trickster talk. He's gonna trick us. Yeah

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