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Episode Date: May 24, 2024

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And use code RIDDLE, might. Close enough. Perfect. So this is, uh, you said a state service? Yes. Michael Ian Black, Thomas Lennon, Harry Kennyney, the guy who did the Taco Bell dog. Joe LaTriglio did the Taco Bell dog? Was Joe LaTriglio in the state?

Is this the start of the episode? Oh yeah. Yeah. Whoa, we just fell backwards into this episode, guys. That's so scary. Joe LaTriglio was absolutely in the state. Okay, gotcha. I feel like there's like-

Michael Showalter. Showalter was and Michael Ian Black. David Wayne, Michael Ian Black. Anyone else scared? We've never stumbled into an episode star before. I'm not scared. There's the guy that like, was like the director of the state

whose name I can never- David Wayne. No, no, no, no, no. David Wayne was the one that became a director, but there was the guy who was not in the sketches, but was the director of The State. Oh, interesting. But I never remember his name. So that's the one guy from The State that I...

But he's still around? Um... man, you know? Is he? I don't know. Did he die younger? Maybe he did I who could say Erin you ever watch the state yeah I'm sort of I'm just making sure I'm checking the safety of this episode normally we do is a whole safety check of the episode And we go down to checklist to make sure the episode safe and this one sort of started without doing the check No, yeah, Erin do your sort of flight attendant spiel and we'll Kevin Allison is always a safe. all it is? Kevin Allison.

Oh, who started the moth. Right. Or not the moth. If you feel the need to be mean to Casey, you can be, but you have to know how and how much is too much. You see, I'm gonna put in my headphones. I've heard this should be a lot of times. He hosts the storytelling podcast, Risk.

That's what it is, Risk, yes. Which is a board game podcast. If there's an emergency, don't put your oxygen mask on. That's insane. You can breathe just fine, you don't need that. Why did you bring that? You're weird. Did we say Robert Ben-Gurant?

Oh yes, Robert Ben-Gurant, and then there's like- Hi gentlemen, sorry to bother you. Just where you're sitting, I just wanted to make sure that you feel good about being in this exit row? Do you feel like you could help people out in an emergency? I feel like I'll be the first out, and that's why I sat here,

is because I wanna be like a mini me first. Great, and that's the hey riddle riddle way. It's wild that Carrie Kinney was the only woman in the state. That is, I mean, it's not actually wild because- As always, there are no seat belts, because again, we're just recording a podcast, and that would be really strange if there was seat belts.

But you know what, be careful in there. Episodes can get kind of scary. You can lose the thread. They can feel like a waking nightmare. JP Riddles could show up. If JP Riddles shows up, scream and pull the fire alarm. I mean, what are the odds JP Riddles is gonna show up like what, one and two?

One and three at most? Yeah, one and three at most. I think we're fine. That's 33 to 50% chance. Pretty high chance. It is wild that the state had so many members and that almost all of them are like doing very well. Popping up constantly and everything.

Yeah. In terms of Hollywood success, because Hollywood success is very hard to break into Hollywood and have staying power, and almost all of their members are, you know, obviously, RIDO 911 was their own show, and Stella and all that other stuff, but they all individually pop up and everything, and Thomas Lennon is like the go-to script doctor, I think?

I mean, Ben Garazzo or whatever? Do you think if Thomas Lennon is on a plane and someone's like, is there a doctor, is there a doctor? He's like, I could punch up whatever's happening right now. Like I could add like drama or levity to it. Like, should I say something? Well, this episode looks safe enough to me. Let's begin.

Oh, sorry ma'am. Uh, yep. Where is this? Uh, we just bought our tickets. Where is this episode heading? We are heading back to our state series that everybody loves to hate and hates to love. Is it too late to,

Nope. Did we already leave the tarmac? I'm committed to this. God, who are the members of the state? Let's see the state series. No, no, no, we're not going backwards, we're going forward. And today we're doing, drum roll.

Oh, I'd rather have a coffee roll. Okay, fuck me. New Mexico. I don't have a coffee roll or a, do you have orange juice? South Carolina! Ah, the New Mexico of the southeast. Okay.

You know what? The North Carolina of the south. Wait, huh? You guys, what? Casey, I really appreciate that, but you are incredibly late. I'm a little worried our pilot is doing drum rolls. Can we have him go back in the cockpit?

Mind your business. Okay, so what is your experience with South Carolina? If you're a non-pilot, going to a place called the cockpit would sound insane. To say that Casey's going to the cockpit, I'm like, I don't want to know what that is. I want to know what that is. If you're just walking up to a group of people

and you say, I'm going to head to the cockpit, and you're not dressed as a pilot, walk away from that person. They're going to a place you don't want to know anything about. South Carolina, I've been there. Yeah, I think we've, I know JPC and I have both been to Charlotte. And that's the CLT hat, right?

Charlotte is CLT or something? Oh, your clit hat? Is that North Carolina or South Carolina? Oh wait. Well, it's, first of all. I'm so sorry, I'm conflating Charleston and Charlotte. I've been to Charleston, I've been to Charleston. I've been to Charleston, thank you.

Yes, yes, yes. But yeah, Charlotte is North Carolina. Yes, yes, yes. But yeah, Charlotte is North Carolina. Yes, yes, yes. The Hornets and the Newseys. And I've never been to Charlotte, but I do have a clit hat. Where'd you, you were in the airport, right? I've been in the Charlotte airport.

I think, I don't really count it as being to Charlotte because I went there one time for work and not like fun work, for like job work. And I was like in a, I went from the airport to a conference room to back to the airport. So I don't know that I've really been to Charlotte. Or maybe I have, if you're from Charlotte that's pretty much the experience, let me know.

I got it. Maybe two years ago I took my mom, me and Gemma took my mom on vacation to Charleston because we'd never been and we heard it was like, kind of had a New Orleans vibe. Wonderfully cool town, some of the best food outside in New Orleans that I've had in the US Husk especially the place called husk h usk. I went there was very nice Just a really charming place none of the I think there's an ordinance where like no buildings can be built above like five floors or something

so it's a very five floors or something. So it's a very charming city in terms of like, there's no like giant skyscrapers or anything sort of looming large over the entire town. Yeah. And that's where we did like a river or, not a river, some sort of like boat tour, architecture tour or something.

And that's when I found out. What'd you say? Is it a bay? Is it a bay that they have there? It is some sort of bay, but I forget the name of it. Yeah. It was beautiful. But that's when I realized, cause they were talking about all the houses along the shore.

And that's the first time three years ago is when I realized that Stephen Colbert comes from immense wealth. Oh yeah. Cause they showed his house and I was like, that looks like a museum. And they're like, here's where Stephen Colbert grew up. And I'm like, that sucks to see.

Adel stood up on the boat and he took his hat off in his whip and he said, that belongs in a museum. And they're like, that's a house. He was like, well, it should, that it should just, it should be a museum. And they're like, sit down, sir. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. We're about to go under a bridge. You're going, you're going to lose your fancy hat.

Well, South Carolina, eighth state in our union. It's in the American South. eighth state in our union. It's in the American South. The state capital is Columbia. It has a population of about five million people. The largest city is Charleston. It's about 32,000 square miles. State gemstone, amethyst. State flower, yellow jasmine.

State peach. The yellow jasmine, ugh. The peach. One thing I knew. State motto, while I breathe, I hope. And yeah, South Carolina, I've actually only ever driven through South Carolina, I've never stopped. So if you're from there and you have recommendations,

as always, go over to our Patreon and leave a comment and let us know where people should go. Erin, my dear, you simply must go to Myrtle Beach. Ugh, you've never been to Myrtle Beach? You haven't lived till you've gone to Myrtle Beach. Oh, you've never been to Myrtle Beach? You haven't lived till you've gone to Myrtle Beach. I do know a lot of people frequent Hilton Head Island, the island off the coast of South Carolina. Which is, I stayed there.

It's very cool. There is a, I think it's Hilton Head, I'm pretty, I'm almost sure. Maybe, now I'm backtracking. But they dropped, some plane went down in like the 60s or something that was carrying a nuclear bomb and it went to the water or the bog or the marsh or whatever and it's still down there. I'm pretty sure that's Hilton Head.

Is it making the water safe? Yeah, it's making it safe. It's keeping it protected because no one's gonna fuck with the water if the water's got nukes. But I guess they never found it or retrieved it or something. I feel like it's Hilton Head. Could be Tybee Island.

So you went down from Charleston to Hilton Head, because it's like, that's almost a savanna basically. This was a different trip where I went to savanna and we stayed, we were frequenting that area. Savannah, famously not in South Carolina. Yes, in Georgia, proper. It's in a whole different state. And I was shown the bench where Forrest Gump sits in the movie.

You were shown the bench where Forrest Gump sits, and then someone said, and that's gonna happen to you if you're not careful. And you said, I'm sorry? And they said, that's what, and they pointed at the bench, they said, that's what's gonna happen to you if you don't respect Georgia. And you're like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah.

I don't under, okay. What? That's what, you were showing it. Marry the girl of my childhood dreams and become a successful businessman? Okay. Uh, my blood runs cold. My memory's a-d-d-d-d-dumb.

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