Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #273: Movies From Memory

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

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Adeline JPC? Oh, Aaron, you're glowing. What's happening? That's the truth. You might notice that I'm in a good mood today. I'm feeling super creative. My mood's good. My focus is right here with you two.

I'm feeling very present. Wanna know why? I mean, it's probably schedule 35, right? Yeah, it's nothing we did. It's gotta be schedule 35. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's definitely nothing you guys did. It is schedule 35. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's definitely nothing you guys did. It is schedule 35.

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You don't need to wait up for us. So get 15% off with code riddle at schedule35.co. That's 15% off at schedule3535.co and use code riddle. Oh, Erin. I just sneezed and your date went flying. That's okay. So this is called movies from memory. That's right, movies from memory. I'm gonna toss out a movie

and we're all going to try and recreate that movie from memory. Now there's no time limit. We're not trying to go the length of the full movie because that's gonna be impossible since we don't know these movies word for word. Sure. We'll see.

Aaron, challenge accepted. If we want to, you know what, if we see a scene and someone has an idea for some rewrites in terms of like, hey, let's make this a little more modern. Let's punch this up a little bit. Let's make it better. Whatever you wanna do, the sky's the limit.

You have complete autonomy to direct, to produce, to write, to act. So we'll have some fun with it. It's a sandbox. We're like a worm in RFK's brain. We can go fucking nuts in here. No one's going to get us. No one's coming in to get us.

Or like an Aaron in a forever 21. That is perfect. I don't know. Like an Addle in a ball pit. Ooh, stuck. We're stuck here. We're stuck in this Patriot until Erin helps us out. All three of us will participate in this,

so it's not sort of individual movies or anything. Okay. So, any questions at all? No, I'm ready. We're just trying to recruit. Okay. Oh, and we'll say the first movie is going to be Jurassic Park. -♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING. -♪ Wow. Jurassic Park. Steven Spielberg's masterpiece.

How does it start? Nineteen ninety- Two? I wanna say- Ushered effects into a new era. Yeah! Roar! Roar!

We open on 1960s Paris. No, I'm just kidding. Roar. Roar. We open on 1960s Paris. No, I'm just kidding. Dude. A velociraptor is smoking a cigarette. I'm just trying to be a little shit. A long cigarette. Okay, I think I do,

I think I remember the opening scene to this movie, but I could be wrong. All right, go for it, go for it. It's been a long time since I've seen it. It's like probably a decade. Yeah. I think we open, I wanna say somewhere in the desert, at a dig site in the desert.

Yes. And we have Sam, what's his name? Neil. Neil, Sam Neil. No, I'm saying Neil Gaiman. Neil Gaiman. We have Sam, what's his name? Neil Gaiman.

So we have a, you know, the rugged, rugged kind of handsome archaeologist, archaeologist. Paleontologist, archaeologist. Paleontologist probably, that makes way more sense. Cause it's a dinosaur movie and he's in the desert and he's with Laura Dern, his wife? I believe so. Okay. I remember there's a kid, there's like this idiot kid who's standing there in like shorts and a t-shirt.

Do they have kids? Is it their kids? No, it's not their kids. It's not their kids. They hate kids. It's some local kid or something. Yeah. And he finds a velociraptor.

A loose kid. It's a loose kid. An orphan. And if you have loose kids, see a doctor. Yeah. Your diet's not right. Your kid shouldn't be that loose. Samuel pulls out a, he's talking about velociraptors.

And he's like, they would- Oh, yes. They would hunt in packs and they would, and they're such clever girls. And then he takes out a dinosaur claw and he goes, and they would, they could slit your throat and he like runs the fingernail across the kid's throat a little bit and the kid's eyes get real wide. And then someone says, so someone comes in to the tent that they're in and they say,

Dr. Sam Neal, Dr. Laura Dern, you're needed in the cave where we've just found a little piece of amber with a mosquito in it. Or that's not part of this movie. Or it's later in the movie. No, the guy then says, but that's later in the movie. And then we never see that guy again. We never see that guy again. And then he gets cut from the movie.

He gets cut from the movie, unfortunately. They say, that's a wrap on that guy, and everyone claps. And then they, someone comes up to them and goes, something has happened at Jurassic Park. You know that billionaire who did that thing? Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders?

Yeah. There's something that happened there. I think a dinosaur killed someone, right? Yeah. There's a dinosaur that's loose and we need help. Yes. Now, I know that I'm supposed to be saying yes and, but am I supposed to do that if I think what

Aaron is saying is wrong? Well then fix it. Someone goes, you have to go to Central or South America, wherever, where is Jurassic Park? It was shot somewhere in Hawaii. It's in South Central. But where does it take place? Oh boy.

I think it's an island. I think it's intentionally vague, but I think it's meant to be somewhere around the South of America. Like the Caribbean or like Costa Rica? Nepali coast. Somewhere, it's gonna definitely be somewhere. It's definitely somewhere.

And then Jurassic Park slams onto the movie screen, startling audiences. Is that right? I think so. Why do they go there? Does anyone remember why they go there? I think they want experts. So they're like, here's a zoo with dinosaurs.

We want an expert who can be like, this is awesome. I think they just want to impress people. Cause the millionaire guy, the old Colonel Sanders guy, I feel like he's constantly like, eh, pretty cool. And everyone is like, what have you done, you fool, you idiot. And no one knows about Jurassic Park because it's not open yet, right?

It has not opened to the public. Correct, I think they're the first, these are stink preview, these are club 33 members who get to go in. Yeah. And they're like, how cool is this? We're taking dinosaur DNA and then mixing it with like reptile DNA.

Can you believe how smart we are? But before any of this happens, they gotta get on a helicopter. I definitely remember they're getting on a helicopter. And they're like, whoa. And who are the dirtbag kids in this movie? Why are they there? They're loose. They're loose kids.

They're loose nieces and nephews, perhaps. Nieces and nephews reads to me. That reads as true. So let's just say their parents are on vacation. Aren't they the grandkids of the billionaire who's on the island? That's them. That's the grandkids of the billionaire. I think they are.

Yeah. We have a real difference. Okay. I think they're loose kids, but I'll go with grandkids. Aaron, let's split the difference. One grandkid, one niece and nephew, and then we'll make a third kid who is a loose kid. Great, thank you.

Okay. Okay, and then, and I remember, obviously, Dr. Ian Malcolm, or Malcolm Ian. Ian Malcolmich. Ian Malcolmich, Jeff Goldblum. So let's, maybe we'll see a quick scene of the helicopter ride, I call Jeff Goldblum. So maybe we'll see a quick scene of the helicopter ride. I call Jeff Goldblum. Of course you do.

I'll be Laura Dern. And I will be Colonel Sanders. Well, look at this island. We're gonna see some dinosaurs. Very good. Yes, we will see some of my dinosaurs on my Jurassic Park. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

This is the little thing I'm working on over here. I know I'm a scientist, but I also love to hum jaunty little tunes. Yes, we have, we obviously have a paleontologist here, some loose kids, a nephew, a niece, a grandchild, but Dr. Ian Malcolm, you also have done some very interesting research, is that correct? Uh, yes. What I've found is that any sort of comedic relief in a movie is welcome with warm arms,

and also I'm going to lay on a couch in an iconic manner Can I ask you a question doctor Yes, is this ethical what we're doing or even safe bringing dinosaurs back to life in such a way You'll see that my park has state-of-the-art security and it couldn't be safer They all say. Life finds a way. Doctor, perhaps you'd like to drop a drip of water on your hand to demonstrate chaos theory, right?

Perhaps? Is that later? Ooh, I don't remember this part. Oh, I feel like it's pivotal. I feel like it's a big scene. You gotta strip the... Because you explained chaos theory wrong, as I recall. Is that later? Ooh, I don't remember this part. Oh, I feel like it's pivotal. I feel like it's a big scene. You gotta strip the...

Because you explained chaos theory wrong, as I recall. He explains chaos theory with a drop of water, JPC? Yes, it's like he drips water on his hand and it rolls in different directions. And he's like, we never know which way the... And this is Ringo, obviously, but... Yeah, we never know which way the water drips and drops. Every time it can be different.

Casey's saying that this happens on Laura Dern's hand. Because he's flirting with her. He's flirting with Laura Dern. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. And it's me, Sam Neal. And I just put it together that me and Laura Dern are together, but I think she wants kids and I don't want kids.

That's right. And every time the little kids, the loose kids, are around, Laura Dern is like hugging them, and she's like, see? And Sam Neal's like, no, this is cute. I don't know, man. My cunt making one of those guys? So when she's flirting with Jeff Goldblum, I'm over here getting madder than a hog and shit.

It's Sam Neal's from the South, right? Not like a British man. I think he's Australian. Sure. Or Welsh. When does the Triceratops get sick? OK, so yes, Aaron, with the big poop? Absolutely.

The big thing of poop? Yeah, cut two. Cut two. OK, cut two. Yeah. Because this is all the beginning of the movie anyway. We don't need any of this. The Triceratops is sick

and we will show how gentle Lord Dern and that other guy are as characters. We're gonna be so sweet to this Triceratops and rub his belly. Oh, don't they have to stick their hand in them too? Yeah, but I'm cutting that part out. Wait, they stick the hand in the dinosaur? I think so, right?

Or is the Triceratops sick because it's giving birth? Or is it like, I think maybe it has like an impacted bowel? So JPC, you're saying in your mind, pregnancy is a sickness. I say, ooh, wah, and I want to get down with the sickness. Pregnancy, by the way, is a sickness. That's why they call it, like, morning sickness. You have, like, a little virus in your body that you're growing and ingesting into a person.

But it's definitely a sickness. One, two, three, four, Hey Riddle Riddle's Clue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven-day trial at patreon.com slash heyriddleriddle.