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The Bog And we're back, you're listening to W99.5 The Bog, coming out of Orlando, Florida. You're here with the Craw, Dad. That's right, I'm every hour on the hour calling someone to see if they can answer a trivia question for a prize. But I'm not alone, I'm also doing it with my co-hosts little Ralphie no pants over here my dad owns the station little Ralphie no pants no pants no pants no game but our main guy and the host of this whole thing introduce yourself pal it's Steven Tyler and I know what you're thinking

I'm not the lead singer for Aerosmith but god I wish I was laughing in the elevator he wishes he was all right craw dad what do you have in the prize pack today what are people going to be winning if they call in no I'm sorry we call them and make them do a trivia question. What do they have to be winning today? I'm glad you asked not Liv Tyler's dad. We have a package bundle. This is everything you need to get started in Orlando, Florida. Not Kissimmee St. Cloud, not St.

Petersburg, but Orlando. Yeah. The one that we are broadcasting from Orlando, Florida. And it is, again, it is 6.52 in the morning. Another hot Orlando morning. The prize package includes two packages of Florida chips. One tour. Two packages.

Little Ralphie No Pan say what are the chips? Om nom nom nom. Om nom nom nom. I guess it's going gonna be one package. We also have a tour for five people, not six, not four, exactly five people through the Everglades on a fan boat. Everglades, Florida's biggest thing.

No, I actually insist little Ralphie No Pants joins them. So for little Ralphie No Pants. And. So for Little Ralphie No Pants. And as we know, the Everglades is in Orlando. Can't find an Everglades. What else? Is that how they're going to win chips and a tour through the Everglades? But that's not all, Steven Tyler.

They're also going to win the opportunity to punch one Disney mascot in the neck What one Disney mascot? Pick Aladdin Too handsome Pick a mascot that's not wearing any protective costumes You're just punching a pure human neck Now Lil Rafi no pants Pick the handler for Peter Pan. The guy who stands next to Peter Pan to protect him.

Pick his handler and pu-p-p-punch him in the neck. No, no. Lil Ralphie No Pants, you won this contest and you punched the guy that was holding Aladdin's rope while he was doing all of his jumping tricks, right? I punched the guy who's holding Aladdin's rope and I am NOT allowed back in any of the parks, although I still sometimes sneak into Epcot and drink around the world. Little Ralphie No-Pants drinks around the world. That's right and we wouldn't be W99.5 The Bog unless we gave you Disney updates every 20 minutes. Here are today's Disney updates.

Chip will be in the park, but not Dale. It's a Small World has vomit in the water. The lines for all the Star Wars rides are over three hours. There's vomit in the water at Pirates of the Caribbean. There's vomit in the waters of the Indiana Jones Spectacular. There's vomit in the water at Splash Mountain. There's vomit in the water. Period. Don't drink the Orange Julius. They do use water for that.

Alright, awesome. That's your Disney update. Alright, Crawdad, are you ready to place your first call and get some unsuspecting Orlandite? The potential to win a bag of chips and a swap boat tour six hours south of here? And a neck punch. And a neck punch. Okay, let me just grab my fishing pole here to hook me a phone and I'll call around. Okay. Thank you for calling Orlando Memorial Hospital.

If you know your party's extension, please press one now and then the extension or if you want to talk to an operator, press zero. Are you a person? Is this a bot or? Sorry, we can't afford the bot. Oh, okay. Are you a person? Is this a bot or? Sorry, we can't afford the bot. Oh, okay. Just press one or zero and I'll get you

where you need to go. Well, actually, this is the crawdad on W99.5. Crawdad-o! Oh my God, I'm on the bog! Oh my God, my mom, hi mom! Oh, actually. Hi mom! Sorry, one second, I hit the wrong. My mom told me that if she ever died

that she'd try to still listen to the bog. Oh yikes. Um, I hit the wrong sound effect. I had a rooster crow and I said the crawdad. Let me find the crawdad sound here. That sounds like a baby crying. I think that's a crawdad. That's what a crawdad sounds like, right?

Okay. Did I win tickets? What is your name? Um, my name is Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Lisa, you're gonna be asked one question and if you get it right, you will win one bag of chips. No chips.

You will win no chips. Don't say that, just don't even mention the chips. Sorry, I'm getting a lot of calls in to the hospital. Well. They're all lighting up red. Okay, but you have a prize package waiting for you. It's your call. Ah, all right, I'll go for the trivia.

Okay, for a trip to the Florida Everglades on a fanboat where you will be on a boat for five hours and see one alligator and almost see some more, but people are wrong, they're just pointing at sticks and for a chance to punch one Disney character in the neck. Here is your 99.5, the bog question. What is Orlando's biggest export? Sorry, one second.

What? What do you mean? There was a huge accident in Universal Studios? Five seconds left Oh my god, the Transformers ride? 2. How many people are dead? 1. What? Oranges! I am so sorry, it's not oranges

The biggest export in Orlando is the one on 45th in Vine. It's the export that has like the, it's got a parking garage next to it. So when you work out you can go through the back or the side hang up sorry can you say something funny to usually like they're not like a joke or something we appreciate that we appreciate that I hit the rooster button can you say fart

noise again so I can hit fart noise? They're gone. Little Ralphie No Pants, it's 6 58 AM in the city of Orlando. Hit us with the traffic update. All right. Coming in on the 108. Hold on. Let's do ones that exist in Orlando, little Ralphie.

Oh, OK. Route 66 is in Orlando, little Ralphie. Oh, okay. Route 66 is backed way, way up today, all the way back up to Florida, little Ralphie No Pants. Yeah, Route 66 goes to the west of the country, not really to the south. 3A in Massachusetts is absolutely backed up. Let's do local. Let's do local traffic, little Ralphie No Pants. You know what?

Don't worry about it. W99.5 is backed up. Don't worry about it, Little Ralphie. Downtown Disney traffic is slowing as normal. Great. Why don't we hit up with the weather, Little Ralphie? Okay. Little Ralphie, no pants does the weather. Little Ralphie no pants has no experience, Little Ralphie no pants has no degree in meteorology. Oh, we just got a cease and desist from the theme song to Inspector Gadget. Uh, it's gonna rain.

That can't be true. Yeah, it rains all the time here in Florida. Okay. I bet it rains again at some point. I bet it rains again at some point. I bet it rains again at some point. Well, when it rains, don't drink the water. Steven Tyler, we now go to you for our top news stories of the day.

Florida man. Top news story. Our meteorologist, Jeff the Hammer Jefferson is still out and our traffic reporter, Mike The Hammer Micerson is also still out. Lil Raffi No-Pants not usually behind the mic, but doing such an absolutely great job filling in as both of them were sadly involved in a traffic accident where we were doing car jousting in the parking lot.

Car jousting not a real thing for a reason. Wishing both of them a speedy recovery. And let's get back into that music. This is King of Anything by Sara Bareilles. Okay guys, tight show. We have a two minute break. Yeah. Two minutes, is that enough time for me

to grab a Lunchable or hmm? You can get a Lunchable, but you don't have time to start eating it. But I think you can be back. I could probably grab one. Yeah, from the kitchenette with a Lunchable in two minutes. That's how you guys, I got into grad school again. Oh, again.

Sarah, that's awesome. Going for my fourth degree. It's crazy. Wow. And this is in philosophy? Please tell me it's for philosophy. Is it philosoph-a-thy? Yeah, I got my philosophy, masters, you know, you know this about me. Wow. And this is in philosophicy? Please tell me it's for philosophicy. Is it philosophicy?

Yeah, I got my philosophy masters, you know this about me, three years ago, and then, yeah, I'm diving right back in. Wow. Can you believe Little Ralphie No Pants is about to have another? Well, yeah, I mean, Sarah, you're obviously, you're not getting the degree as Little Ralphie No Pants, the character you play on the show. Right, yeah, I mean, Sarah, you're obviously it's you're not getting the degree

as little Ralphie No Pants, the character you play on the show. Right. But but yeah, but for all intents and purposes, little Ralphie No Pants is going to be another degree holder. That's that's huge. And especially since you're a you know, you're a Rockefeller, like you come from pretty incredible lineage. So just another just another feather in the cap of your family line. And we're back 99.5 The Bog. It is 6.59 in Orlando, Florida. 1, 2, 3, 4, Hey Riddle Riddle's Clue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free 7 day trial at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle.