Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #313: Chatterbox 25

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

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Ahoy ye mateys, a vast me hearties. Yar. Yar. We are recording this chatterbox, if you're listening to it, the day it comes out, we're recording it from a cruise ship in the middle of the sea. We found a podcast recording studio on the cruise ship. If you're on the ship, if you're on the Joko cruise right now, by the way, and you are listening to this episode, come and find us today.

What word should we, what word should we have them say that we won't remember that we asked them to say to us? Hi. Um, hi. I want you to come covertly. Oh. Covertly try to slip it in casually to conversation. Say this to us, hi.

Hi. But along with it, go hi-y. And then leave a space. Leave a space. And then look at us like we're crazy. Yes. Look at us like you did this. What did you want?

This is a message for three people who are like, well, I absolutely won't be doing that. That sounds awful. I don't know how they'll react. Guys, we're on a boat. We're on a boat right now. I'm sick to my stomach. Ooh.

Ooh, let's. Ooh, wait, oh no. She's on the ceiling. Let's try and guess what each other is doing on the boat right now. Erin, I think you are. It's a Friday. You're in, okay, Rebecca Black.

You're, Erin, you're laying on a couch somewhere. You have a napkin over your head, like almost like a towel, like you're sick. I love it. And you are, JBC and I are- A napkin is almost like a towel. It's like a thin, it's like the crepe to a pancake for towels.

It's like a towel for like the creatures of Redwall. And I love that. Towel is the crepe, wait, hold on. My crepes are terrible. Take a rip of that bong and then you'll get it. I hope nobody catches me with this bong on this cruise ship, International Waters. Towel is to crepe.

This is a man who is failing the SATs right now. Napkin is to crepe. Towel after crepe, except after. So pancake is to crepe as towel is to napkin. Yes. And Erin, JPC and I are on either side of you and we're feeding you melon, probably like honeydew. Oh, cause it's cheaper?

Yeah. Whatever, you guys make me sick. You asked for watermelon and we went to the buffet and all we could find was honeydew. I hope that JPC and I are playing Duck Hunt right now, and that Adol is sound asleep. Duck, the most dangerous game. Yeah.

You know what? I'll probably, I think they have like a board game room. I'll probably post it up in the board game room most of the time I'm on the boat. A lot of the time, people don't usually play in the board game room, if I remember, but you like go and rent out a board game and then you go sit.

Nah, I will not be giving any of my information. That is a trap. That is a trap. That's the one thing I didn't get to do last time is I didn't play any board games and I would walk by so many people playing fun games. So that would be- They didn't allow you?

Please, no, I just was, I was so excited people playing fun games. So that would be, please. They didn't allow you? No, I just was, I was so excited to try everything else. There's a million options at any given moment of what you can do in the Joko cruise. And you always have like FOMO because there's always something fun happening that you can't make. So, but this year I would love to play a board game.

JPC, will you come, will you invite me to play a board game with you? I feel that felt too vulnerable. I'm gonna play a board game. JBC, will you come, will you invite me to play a board game with you? I feel that felt too vulnerable. He's, I'm gonna get rejected. Please, why don't you come and play a board game with me? Erin, what? Are you gonna suck my blood? Monopla blood, I've never heard of this.

Monopla blood! I got one, I got one, I got one. Hey Erin. What? After Monoplaopoly blood anything works? I know and I know but I keep thinking of the game of life, but that's just blood. So let's see. Yes, Aaron We will absolutely play a board game. That's my my my one request For the two of you is that we play one board game while we're on the cruise together. I would love that deal

Yes, we'll play Monopoly deal. I'll already call Deal. Do you guys, we'll play Monopoly, deal. Addle already called it. Do you guys have any one requests? You have one request from your other co-host. You can request one thing of them. Um, oh my gosh. I should have been preparing a list all these years. I think I know mine.

Erin? JBC, I would love to play a video game with you at some point I Know Adel if I ask him he'll be like sure And it won't be like a huge favor. I'm sure and I will be hanging out a lot okay So that's your that's your water request. What's Adel's um I think mine is Erin when you ask me inevitably for some melon because you you're not feeling well, don't ask me. Don't ask you? Grab it yourself or get somebody else to do it. At all.

In the future, I gotta say. He's gonna grab it for me anyway, I know him. I'm gonna ask him, he's gonna be so sweet about it. I'll be, Erin, I will be so close to being passive aggressive. No, you won't. So just to put it out there, we each get one request of the other people Aaron, I will be so close to being passive aggressive. No, you won't. No, you won't. Just to put it out there, we each get one request

of the other people for a thing that we do together. Mine is to play board game with you two, Aaron is to play video game with us two, and Adela's for Aaron to get her own melon. I think we got it. Yeah. I think we got it. Phew.

And you know what? That's never gonna happen, because I'm gonna say, I don't feel really, really nauseous. Can you grab me some melon? And you're gonna go, of course there's like a water or anything else I can grab you. That's you. But isn't Addle, Addle's the one that gets seasick.

So you're gonna be like, Addle, can you please get me some melon? Addle's gonna be like barfing his guts out. And Addle, I am too busy to get you melon. Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense. And I'll have like a tube connected from my mouth to my socks where I just keep barfing. I have a question for you, Adel.

Are you doing any seasick preparation? Are you bringing the bracelets? Are you doing the gummies? Are you, is it the Dramamine? Dramamine. Well, it's Dramamine, but once I have Dramamine, it turns into, once I have Dramamine, it turns into Dramamine I have drama mean it turned

Real housewives The next ladies doing your intro and you come running in you know once I have drama mean it turns into the drama mean also and you come running in, you go, once I have Dramamine, it turns into the Dramamine. Also, this lady's a bitch. And then I'm like, and then I start to go, wait, once I have Dramamine, I get Dramamine. I get Dramamine. And then they cut away and I go, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Once I have Dramamine, I get Dramamine. Actually, this is awesome. My ideal episode of Real Housewives is an intro that they play, because they play those intros every episode, right, Erin? Is one that ends with, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! It's just like hard cut. I had a better one.

I had a better one. Take two. Take two. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They use that the whole season. 1, 2, 3, 4, hate Riddle Riddle's Clue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free sevenday trial at patreon.com slash

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