Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #321: Chatterbox 26

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

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Chatter can down brocks chat chat chat chat chat chatter bucks a lot chatter bucks box box Huh? I Have a joke. My wife is enjoying the new Lady Gaga album and I have a joke when she listens to that album I go, oh, is this Lady Gaga? It's like the most Lady Gaga sounding Lady Gaga thing ever. Well also like every Lady Gaga sounds only like Lady Gaga.

It doesn't sound like anything. She's like the only one that I know that does like the, trulala, tralala, tralala. That's her favorite sounds to make. I think she's listened to a lot of Creole lady marmalade maybe. Yeah. She's of that generation where she probably just grew up on, what's the Baslerman?

Moulin Rouge? The sunscreen song? No, the movie with the campy movie, the Baslerman campy movie about singing Moulin Rouge? The sunscreen song? No, the movie with the campy movie, the Bas Lerman campy movie about singing Moulin Rouge. I said, did I not say Moulin Rouge like 40 minutes ago? That couldn't be 40 minutes ago. Adel, you gotta have my back today. He's clearly coming after me.

Adel, we talked about this. I told you he'd come after me. So JBC, are you coming after me today? No, the thing is too, since I listen to a lot of these recordings, I don't know how high you guys keep your headphones to hear everyone else, but mine are way down because I'm loud. And so it peaks on your guys' audio tracks

when my headphones go up, or your guys' audio peaks on my headphones when my audio is up. So keep my shit down so I miss stuff occasionally on the show because my headphones are down so low. Are you telling me you're recording this podcast with us completely turned down? I do it I do it because it's a better audio experience for the listener who doesn't have to hear other people and it's easier work for Casey who doesn't have to hear other people. And it's easier work for Casey, who doesn't have to take those audio spikes out when I'm doing edits. Oh, I add like beeps and clicks to make it harder for Casey.

Yeah. I add like dog whistle noises, so Casey has to edit them out. Adel has a 1981 computer behind him, just as a visual for you guys. Just lots of beeps and boops. Hold on, I'm signed out of AOL, let me get back in. Eee, go, go, go, go.

Abra-ca-dabra, abra-ca-dabra, abra-ca-dabra. What's the song where it's just like Jesus said, like raise your hands just like Jesus said or something? Oh, something, something about this place. Is this a church song? No. It's a Gaga song. It's a Lady Gaga song.

The new album? No, I think it's You and I, right? Isn't the one that was in Wednesday? Yeah, I think it was in Wednesday, it's like during the prom dance or something. Oh, we killed a king upon the throne of man. I think the internet made it that song, but it was a different song on the show.

But you know what, actually, this is the end of times. What do you mean? But in that song, in the Lady Gaga song that I'm talking about, but I can't remember the name of, there's a part where she like slows down her voice, where it sounds like she was slowing down her voice for like a filter to be added on top of it,

but there's no filter. So at some point she just goes like, everyone must dance the floor. Or she, I can't remember what she said, but she slows down her voice where it, it seems like she thinks there's going to be an effect added and there's not. It's very funny to me. Please make a voice male theme and use that sound bit that Adelda said. Everybody hit the floor. Okay, I've seen the song, it's called Bloody Mary. Yeah. Oh, it's so funny to me that like an artist

like Lady Gaga would be like, I assume my team has this. No need to listen back. It's funny because when you put out like two hours of podcasts a week, it kind of just like, yeah, it just goes out. But if you put out like one album every two years or three years or five years or whatever It's like no, you're probably gonna listen back You time you see JBC I could kiss you right now

What if okay we take two years? We hey everyone stay subscribed continue to contribute to the Patreon, but we take two years off to concoct the perfect episode. You guys, I'm not, I am not kidding. I am so in on this. I think we should continue to do what we're doing. Yeah. But I think we should take what's today's date? What day does this come out? That's actually a better.

This is the first one of May. Okay. May whatever today is, a year from now, we are going to record an episode in the next month or so and we're going to spend a whole year making it the perfect Hey Riddleriddle episode. Are we going to do retakes? We're going to bring professionals in. We'll do retakes.

We're going to redo scenes. New songs from Arnie. Are we gonna do retakes? We're gonna bring professionals in. We'll do retakes, we're gonna redo scenes. New songs from Arnie, crazy editing from Casey. Like unbelievable editing from Casey. We take out those Arnie songs, we take out that editing from Casey, we are reworking it time and time again. I think that would be so funny.

Let's spend a year that we just overdo a hayrather. John Legend, Y Tierson. Well, here's my thing. I think that, so we do this show without a producer. It's just the three of us. And we don't, we don't, we've never had a producer for this show. Do we hire like a music industry?

Do we get Dr. Luke? Well, not Dr. Luke, but you know, Dr. like a Dr. Luke type. That type, yeah. Yeah. What's the name of the guy who has a beard and he's all vibes Rick? Oh, you get Rick Rubin in here. He's on a fucking beanbag chair in his house in the desert He's listening

No socks or shoes Take to record an episode get and then get Rick Rubin to just listen to it once and give us and then get Rick Rubin to just listen to it once and give us notes. You guys, if anyone has a contact with Rick Rubin, that would be the funniest best Hay Riddle bit of all time. What is the producer, what producer do you think that like Hay Riddle Riddle could actually get? What's the, oh what's the guy?

Rock Rubin? Probably famed zen producer, Ruck Rubin. I think Billy Eilish's brother, Phineas, is a music producer. And he seems like a funny, normal, down to earth guy. And if we recorded, if we work on it for like six months and we've re-recorded some buttons for scenes and some scenes inside the episode,

we bring him something kind of half finished. I think he would have a sense of humor enough to want to do that. What's, have you guys seen the music video? Oh God, what is her name? Is it Maggie? Where Pharrell Williams is listening to... Oh, it's like her college.

Oh, it's Maggie Rogers in Alaska. It's Maggie Rogers. I love that song. I want a Shot for shark remake of Pharrell Williams Just sort of kind of vibing to our Like a scene with like a horny doctor and he's like don't change a thing We're all sitting there. We're all sitting there like nervous and he's just like bobbing his head like, okay Don't change a thing I will wear the exact shirt she's wearing.

I've seen that video so many times. She's wearing a black silk shirt with like a necklace that has kind of like a stick on it. Like a, or like a shell or something. Yeah, we're doing this. And we'll do a full month of like behind the music, behind the scenes of how we go about it. I think it would also be funny if,

it's not like we took two years off, but I think it would be funny if we just didn't put an episode out for one week. Like we pick a random Friday, we don't put an episode out and we make an announcement that this is our studio album episode and it's gonna take two years and it will come out eventually,

but just it'll be two years. And then like two years from now, we drop a double episode where it's one regular Patreon and one like super produced. Love it. That's so funny. Love it. And everyone likes the one that we just shit out

so much better than the super produced one. Can I make a request? Can we record whatever this is in person? So I can make a mini like behind the music documentary to accompany it of us like sort of fighting, JPC leaving the studio, Adolf ripping cigarettes, Satisfied because we're all fighting. I have talked about this so many times before.

I want to rent a cabin in like Joshua Tree. Yep. Get us out there with recording equipment, the three of us, Casey, whoever else, and it's just three days of like, whenever someone has an idea, we pick up the mics, we do a thing. I want us to have our stereophonic moment. Like I want that Fleetwood Mac moment

where we're in the lab with a put in a pad and we're at each other's throats. You're gonna wanna pump me an adult filled with drugs. Various different kinds of drugs. Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca. Heroin. Peyote.

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