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Episode Date: June 20, 2025

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Okay, so we've we've done light as a feather stiff as a board. JBC fell asleep and we put his hand in warm water. And he shit himself. That was not because of us. Yeah, it was seemingly. We'll never know. You know, we can't isolate the experiment. So we'll never really know.

Your eyes were open the whole time. Your eyes were open the whole time. You were talking to us. Wide. Talking to us while you're shitting. What else? Put Aaron's underwear in the freezer. That was funny. Yeah, we just ran right over the toilet seats. Yeah. Maybe all there's left to do is talk to each other.

Yeah. I think so. Unless one of us wants to like fuck Casey's dad or something. Um, I can try again. Aaron tried to fuck Casey's dad, but she couldn't get it up. I couldn't get it up. The courage. I couldn't get the courage up to ask, sickos. To ask, can I fuck your dad? You were asking Casey. Casey, your parents, no chance they ever hear this, right? Can I ask your dad's hand in sex?

Surf's up my guy 100%. Well, now that you want, like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. If you're into me fucking your dad, I'm not really sort of sticking it to you anymore, so. My kink is Aaron fucking someone else's dad. Hey brother, same. Same.

Yeah, I guess we should probably talk to each other. So this might be maybe like a chatterbox kind of thing. Oh, that could be fun. Okay. Kind of sort of talking to each other, but kind of sort of talking to the listeners as well. Kind of a conversation within a conversation. Answering their questions from the discord, et cetera.

Hanging out. What sort of like the main headlines of your life right now before we get into some discord questions? Like what's going on with you guys? Nothing. Okay, perfect. I think the main headline for my newspaper is three months behind on everything. Trying to catch up on life itself.

Scrambling to not fall over the edge. A lot of that. That's relatable. Okay. Erin, what about you? My entire life is the Karen Reed trial right now. That's all I'm doing. That's all I'm thinking about.

How could that possibly still be going on? Wasn't that going on weeks ago? Yeah, it's been like a couple months worth of stuff. Probably by the time this comes out though, it's over and we've heard a verdict. That's sad. No, I mean. Do you think it'll get a season two?

Will there be a spinoff? This is technically the season two. Yeah, yeah. Can we follow one of the other characters? Yeah, I actually cannot wait for this trial to get its own documentary and then everyone's gonna be talking about it and people are gonna be obsessed with it.

And I will, I'll already be an expert. So that's sort of the only thing that's going on in my life. How often are you guys watching documentaries? A lot. I love documentaries. I think it's my favorite genre of anything. Interesting. Adel, do you watch many documentaries?

I used to watch a lot more documentaries than I watch now. I almost exclusively only watch like sports documentaries nowadays. Like if there's like a last dance or a 30 for 30 that's new or something like that, I'll watch a lot of that kind of stuff. I think besides that every once in a while, there'll be a documentary that I'll hear people rave about and I'll want to check it out, but I would say maybe. I'd say maybe four or five a year that aren't sports related. What about you, JP?

I'm trying to, I think the last documentary I watched was like years ago. It was, I think it was the one where it was like interviewing interracial couples about having biracial children and their like experiences, but it was like, it was all people that were in San Francisco and they all had like a lot of money. So it was like, the data was a little bit skewed you know everyone's parent was like you

know like a famous guitarist and stuff like that okay well this is not really we like to eat caviar yeah it wasn't quite so insane but it was like you can just see like it filming it's in houses I'm like okay look there's one there's an economic component of this like racial argument we're making, but we're not really talking about it to a certain degree. Okay. But yeah, I don't know if I seek out a documentary, but I don't watch anything. So it's like, if I watch one movie a month, I don't think it's going to be like, I don't think I'm going to choose to watch a documentary in my one movie a month time. Whatever month's next rolls around for the newsletter, I will write my top five or 10 favorite documentaries

of all time. And you guys, if you ever are feeling lost of what to watch, you can check out that list. Is this staircase on there? I don't love the staircase. I don't think any, I don't know if any true crime documentary is gonna make my top 10. I think the funniest thing, I haven't watched The Staircase,

I just know it's very popular. I think the funniest thing you could possibly do if your spouse dies is to be like, owl. Yeah, it was an owl. Owl did it. Owl. And I don't know if it's still going on, but I know, at least for a while, like, there's like a documentary, and I enjoy like a documentary.

Like, hey, this is gonna be 90 minutes, it's gonna be one documentary. But the whole idea of the docu-series, I feel like has ruined kind of that art form, the genre for me, because a lot of times, you can tell a story in an hour, you can tell a story in 90 minutes. You don't need eight episodes to like tell a story, and hour, you can tell a story in 90 minutes. You don't need eight episodes to tell a story

and it sucks that that's kind of, but there's nothing wrong with the streaming model or anything like that. So everything's fine. It's all gonna go well. The only ones I like that are longer, typically two episodes are like the recent comedian ones where it's like there's a Gary Shandling documentary

that I think was like two episodes. There's the Pee Wee Herman one, the Steve Martin one. Those are really good. And I think it's like with clips and's the Pee-wee Herman one, the Steve Martin one. Those are really good. And I think it's like with clips and with, to cover the span of a career and stuff, that makes sense. Yeah, I think that if you're telling one story of a thing, you don't need that long. If you're gonna tell, like, if you're gonna do like a documentary

about Steven Spielberg, it's like, well, yeah. Like, you could do way longer than that, right? Like, there's, you know, I understand that. My favorite genre of documentary is niche interest documentaries. Cause those oftentimes will end up feeling more like Christopher Guest movies. So yeah. Isn't there like an Australian one

about people getting tickled or something? Yeah, that one is, that one takes a strange turn. But yeah. Really? Erin, the documentary about people getting tickled takes a strange turn. No, at all. It's even weirder than you think. I, when you, about people getting to know things a strange turn? No, at all. It's even weirder than you think. You're gonna call me at like four in the morning

when you finally watch this and you're gonna go, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But I love like the Barkley Marathon one. I love the, I think the best comedy of all time, it's not even trying to be a comedy, is Set, which is the table setting competition documentary. Oh, you always mention that.

It is, I think it's like my favorite. It's gotta be my top four favorite movies of all time. It's so funny. I would assume Gray Gardens is in your top 10? Yeah, I love Gray Gardens. I love the, what is it called? Mad Hot Ballroom. Oh yeah.

Well, you're spoiling your newsletter, Erin. You said this is just gonna be a repeats for your newsletter at this point. No, no, there'll be other stuff. There'll be other stuff. There'll be other stuff, okay. Has anybody watched the documentary about the Ren Faire guy?

No, not yet. No, I heard about that one as well. Yeah, it just seems like, from talking to Arnie about Ren Faire people, it's like, yeah. It's all incestuous and weird and you know. Anytime that you have a person who's like, things that they're running a business,

but their primary skill set is not running a business, you're like, yeah, well, that maybe was a disaster waiting to happen, right? And see, I think the country should be running like a business, so we're an opposite of that. Certainly the post office should be. How's the post office losing money? Fucking people, fucking, god damn dumbass.

Let's get to some questioner questions. Let's get it on. Oh, let's get it on. Okay, so this one is from court jester. We all know how great a tiki bar slash speakeasy is, but what's your go-to cocktail at a more typical bar slash at home? And then JPC, for you, what would be like for me, like it's for you to answer the question,

like your typical like bar eats. Like, or. I thought Erd was just going to ask it like another question for me and like, okay, so JPC and for you, like what if you had to eat a breed of dog, what would it be? Everybody else answer that question please But answer that question, please. And you can't say hot dog. Sheba in you, for sure. Oh, man. I'd love to have a sheba in you,

but sheba out of you is fucking a nightmare. It hurts. It hurts. One, two, three, four, hey, Riddle, Riddle's Clue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle.