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Episode Date: June 27, 2025

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From the Adlerify Closet Studio in Chicago, Illinois, this is Jeff Riddy. Welcome back to our second ever episode and our returning guests, Aaron Keefe, JPC and Janet Farny. Woo hoo! We'll get you. We'll get you. Woo hoo! And now here is the host of Jeff Riddy, Adlerify.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank we'll get you. And now here's the host of Jeopardy, Adel Raffae. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Here's how the game works. If you know an answer, please, Puzz in by saying the word Puzz or by saying, as we established last time we did one of these, which is a while ago, saying, I will like.

I will like. Oh brother, Puzz. Yes, Erin. Adel, I'm really excited I will like. Oh brother. Puzz. Yes, Erin. Adel, I'm really excited to play today. I can't, I'm really grateful of all the work you put into this. Erin, a thousand points to you. I knew it. God damn it.

Also don't forget, fuck, you each have one Christmas wish, which, it's kind of carte blanche to do whatever. Just like real jeopardy. You get one Christmas wish. Just like real jeopardy. Kind of carte blanche to do whatever. I will like, you get one too quick. Just like real Jeopardy. Kinda carte blanche to do whatever. I would like. Okay, yes.

Two Christmas wishes. Janet, are you using your Christmas wish to ask for two Christmas wishes? She can have mine. Two additional Christmas wishes. Janet, you got it. You got three Christmas wishes. Okay, does that take mine or was that before I said

that she could have mine or? It can. I would like all of JPC's Christmas wishes from now on. Aaron? Fuck. You got it. Like Roy Orbison said, pretty woman. Anything you want, you got it. Listen, this is the exact way we kick off every episode of Jeopardy.

The game works how the game works. I think we all know that. Before we get started, does anyone want to complain about anything? Not a complaint, but no one asks me where I'm from or like what I like to do. Okay, here are the categories for round one of Jeopardy. In these categories, of course, we have 200, 400, 600,

800, and 1,000. It's gonna be Indianapolis and nothing. The categories are- Janet, I am really excited to see you. I feel like I really didn't give you a proper hello, but I ran into Brandon this weekend. I know. Did he tell you? Yeah, oh, of course.

That was the- I didn't have questions about any other part of the night once he said that he saw you. He met my boyfriend. I know. Oh, I'm so angry about that. He beat all of it. Janet hasn't met your boyfriend yet?

No, not yet. No, no, no, no. Wow, Janet, I've met her boyfriend. No, you haven't. And I don't think she even wanted that to happen. Yes, I have, Erin, but it was years ago, way before you were dating and passing. Fuck!

He wasn't a real and whole person until Aaron met him. He's friends with a different one of our friends. Yeah, that's how we met up. Yeah. I will like... Sorry, Addle, I wanted to interrupt you at the worst possible time, and I think I did a pretty good job.

Points? Yes, you lose a thousand of them for perfectly timing an interruption. Addle! And my I will like is a pretty good job. Points? Yes, you lose a thousand of them for perfectly timing an interruption. Hello! And my I will like is unrelated to the game. I'm so sorry, I know we need to get started, but I will like no one else to meet Aaron's boyfriend until I have met him.

So if you could just get him locked up somewhere, I'd appreciate it. He's coming to Portland with us. Turn to our resident Santa. Real lonely until then. Glint of his eye and a wiggle of his nose and that wish is granted, Janet. Oh wow.

He's coming to Portland with you. I wouldn't say he's coming to Portland with us. I told him you invited him. Oh no, no, I'm gonna have to be nice. I did not know I was using a Christmas wish. So really the host can decide when something you say is a Christmas wish. What's the difference between a normal wish is a Christmas wish, whether you want it to be or not.

What's the difference between a normal wish and a Christmas wish, Adol? We've lined on two of these, and this one has just started. I think typically when you wish for someone, no one else to meet someone else, that's typically like a wish, because I feel like in real life that's pretty hard to do. Why would I do that to someone on Christmas? Let me check with our resident Santa. On or around Christmas?

Santa's shaking his head no. Ho, ho, ho, no, no, no. No. Of course, the Santa doesn't say ho, ho, ho. He says no, no, no. Well, when you're checking with him on a rules question, right? He can say yes, yes, yes, or no, no, no. Yes, I'm checking his list twice, just because there's a lot of redundancies here.

Jep, ready? How creeped out would you be if you were a little kid and you were going to meet Santa his list twice, just because there's a lot of redundancies here. Jep Ready. How creeped out would you be if you were a little kid and you were going to meet Santa at the mall? Already creepy. Agreed. And instead of ho, ho, ho, he was like, yes, yes, yes. You would be like, ah.

Sounds like Santa just won a sports bet. A parlay. He's looking at his phone. Yes, yes, yes. Draft King's paid off, baby. Okay. I'm ready to play. I'm ready to play.

What are the categories, Adel? Well, hold on. Oh. Aaron? Oh, he's not ready. I'm ready to play, Adel. Okay. The categories for round one are

mating call, triple rhyme time, one minute muppets, accidental inventions, before and after, and probably sounds like. Is there a way to put these in our chat? Yeah, I already forgot. Oh, there we go. Oh. Now I'm flashing back to a conversation we had over the weekend

where Adil was like, I'm not quite done making the categories yet. And then hearing the categories and being like, he did it. He did it. He did it. Just under the wire. Did it. And the order as it shows up in this chat is helpful because I'm going to think that I need to say, I would like time one minute muppets, please. I would like accidental inventions before, please. Why it like accidental inventions before, please. Why it doesn't format into... Because there's no formatting here. Adel, since I have control of the board,

since I ripped it out of the sound guy's hands, I will take Mating Call for 100. Perfect. For 100? Yeah, right? I think it's two, four, six, and eight. Nope, he said 100, so what we'll do is we're gonna turn the 200 into a 100.

I heard there was a 250. It's two, four, six, and eight. Wow. So we're gonna do the 200, but for 100 total points. GPC in mating call, what you're going to do is you're going to be an animal, and you're going to be leaving a voicemail on someone's answering machine.

Got it. Great. As if this is sort of a romantic entanglement. Sure. For this Maiden Call, for 100, you are an elephant doing exactly what I just described. Okay. doing exactly what I just described. Okay. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Sorry, let me get this horse out of here. Get out of here. Okay, JPC whenever you're ready, and elephant, please. Okay. I thought I heard Julia Child for a second also. Yeah, yeah, it was, okay. Okay, well, hey, it's me, Mark. Had a great time.

I don't want to get too long-winded on this. Hope it doesn't get truncated by the machine. Just a little elephant humor. Just a little. It's Mark the Elephant from our date. I told you that you blew my mind and then I blew a bunch of water in the air. Sorry about getting your dress all wet, too. Didn't really know how much water I had in the old trunk.

Not a sex thing, by the way, water in the trunk, although it's pretty wet in there. Anyway. This is his fourth time calling. I'm screening my calls forever. This is his fourth time calling. Had a good time. Uh, call me back. This is Mark, the elephant.

That is correct. 100 points to you, JPC. And you have control of the board. OK, I'm going to take, uh, whew, one minute Muppets for 600, please. Great. For one minute Muppets, you have one minute to present a brand new Muppet

as I described them. Okay. And the other two contestants can kind of play kind of kids maybe interacting with a Muppet all while Sesame Street. Got it, I love it. For 600, you'll be playing a one minute Muppet called Crumpet the Horse from Space, who teaches us about white lies.

Crumpet, Crumpet, we from space, who teaches us about white lies. Mm-hmm. Crumpet, Crumpet! We saved you a seat! Shhh-k! Hoooo! Oh, thank you for saving me a seat, little... Uh... Huh? Is that an elephant?

Little guy? Little guy? Thank you! Girl with a short haircut. got gum in my hair. Guy's kinda gender neutral, so crumpet's cool. You know, I was just in space for a minute. Now what's wrong with what I just said? Crumpet, crumpet, what kind of puppet am I? That's right.

I was in space for more than a minute. A minute, I was using colloquially, which is also known as a white lie. Crumpet! Crumpet! Yeah? Why does it feel like you're always walking on eggshells since the incident? Feels like you're really worried about stepping in it and getting cancelled again. No, no, no, no, no, no. I apologize to Martin Star. Heh.

There's, we have no bad blood between the two of us, and- That's not even the incident I was referring to. Crumpet. Okay. Who else, who else did I call that name? And that is correct. That can't be correct.

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