Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #331: The Block Party

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the 18th annual Oak Street Block Party. We made it happen again. 18th. Uh, just a quick block party turned 18th. Oak Street. It's really funny. We, uh, just a couple of logistic things. Hope nobody puts the dangle in the drain or anything.

Mr. Jeffries, thank you so much. So just logistically, a whole block is going to be no-through traffic. I can't be the only one who was counting on this thing turning 18 this year. Yeah. Okay, thank you, Mr. Jeffries. So there will be no cars coming through.

Is it okay I don't live on this block and I come to the party? We love you, Mr. Jeffries. I mean, you pay for a lot of the block party so we're grateful to have you here. Just a couple more things. So nobody can tell me I can't say anything because I do pay for a lot of the block party. Right thank you Mr. Jeffries. The barbecue part will be in Mindy's backyard obviously if you want hot dogs hamburgers all the fixings that's gonna be there mr. Edwards has requested I might have some buns because it's legal now mr. Jeffries the block party turn 18

more jokes like that you're the chief of police we respect you obviously. FORMER? Borber Chief of Police. Oh don't forget, he likes to be called the Peef of Pacheef. Remember it was like a fun thing? Yeah, you were in the front page of the paper. Um, it's a newspaper spinning this is. Peef of Pacheef.

Peef of Pacheef! He said you thought that was fun that we called you Peef of Pacheef. It's him going like this. You said you thought that was fun, that we called you Pee for Pacheef? 18 years. Anyways, Mr. Williams has requested that no one go on his lawn. He just put fertilizer down. He doesn't want anyone stepping on the lawn. But otherwise, remember, everything's in bounds, not inside of houses, after last year's incident,

obviously. But have a great time. Keep an eye on your kids. And thank you so much. Thank you, Mr. Jeffries for paying for a lot of the- I got a lot of block parties to attend today. A lot of turning 18 block parties, a lot of turning 21 block parties. Okay, so Mr. Jeffries is gonna try to fuck the street.

A lot of turning 25. We're at the car. Okay, thank you, Mr. Jeffries. Have try to fuck the street. On 2025, we're at the car. Pretty big. Okay, thank you, Mr. Jeffries, thank you. Have a nice one, everybody. Hey everyone, you know me, I'm Patricia Baxter. I just wanted to pick it back on what everyone was saying. And tries to pull the mic out of your hand. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.

This is not really sort of a speech. Oh yeah, sorry, I just wanted to say, when we put up the Bouncy House, keep in mind, the adult shouldn't go in there, okay? We've had a lot of fun. A lot of adults kind of make their way into the bounce house. A lot of kids have been kinked.

Your bodies are just very big and when you're bouncing around, you will knock into those kids. So no adults in the bounce house. Not trying to be like a block bitch. What if you need to sort of let something out? What if there's sort of something inside you and you need a conduit for?

We actually this year bought a, they call them a smash station. So it's like old TVs and lamps, and then you put on goggles and you get a bat and you smash it. Hey, thank you. You're welcome. What about rail thin adults who have-

Who's speaking? Oh, yes, hi. Basically the same... Oh, turn sideways. Basically the same mass-wise bodies as children. Um, I think I'd... on a case-by-case basis... Yeah, case-by-case basis. Alright, everybody, have a great time. Could we make a rule that if you can shop at the Husky Boys section of Target,

that you can be in the Bounce House? There is no Husky Boys section of Target, that you can be in the bounce house. There is no Husky Boys section of Target. There used to be. All right, guys, I gotta tell you, before we go out there and play, I was so nervous to ask the other dads on the block to make a band with me, and I'm just so thrilled that you guys agreed to it.

Oh yeah, this is gonna be killer, I think. Hey, Jeff is a great idea. Yeah, and we all sort of like, gravitate towards the same music, so it kinda worked out, you know? We all play different instruments, my wife hyped me up for months, she was like, him go ask him go ask him so I'm glad I did. We always hear you in there drumming in the garage and you know

we always thought like maybe he's doing his own thing like yeah or like tinkering yeah yeah but it's so cool that you like approached us you know yeah and honestly likeums was like Jeff. It was like the missing piece, you know? Yeah. I play drums. Gary plays drums. Well, I play acoustic percussion.

Right. I can play drums, but I prefer to do the big slap. Conga? Slam? Cymbal. The slapstick? What's the stick that you slap? Vibras? Vibras? The big... Konga? Slap? Symbol. The slapstick? What's the stick that you slap?

Vibras... Oh, the one that they do in... Whack! Yeah, like in a lot of cake songs. What? That's vibraslap, which is different. That's the thing where you go... And it kind of like vibrates.

You guys, all I'm saying is this all drum cover of Phil Collins' song. Yeah, we all do that part. I can feel it. Oh, who's singing vocals? Oh yeah, we haven't talked about that. Well, vocals. Vocals, vocals. Maybe let's go around and I'll start us off.

Yeah, sing something Phil Collins wrote. Mary made me mash my M&Ms. Wait, you said Phil Collins? Yep. Did he write that? Mary made me mash my M&Ms? It doesn't matter. It's gonna be a no. I just, it's not bad. It's just said Phil Collins? Yep. Did he write that? Mary made me mash my M&Ms. It doesn't matter. It's going to be a no.

I just, it's not bad. It's just not Phil Collins. Not for the song. OK, can I try some Phil Collins? It's me, Phil Collins. Phil Collins. I don't know if you hear his accent when he sings. Really?

Yeah. I think you would be oh Maybe maybe Jeff we have heard each other sing all the time obviously yeah, let's hear your voice I don't know could it be something like this I want to know Can you show me? I want to know about these strangers like me Tell me more stop. Can can feel it coming. I swallowed the beat. I swallowed the beat.

I swallowed the beat. I swallowed the beat. You swallowed the beat? You swallowed the beat? I bit it. You bit it? I bit it. You bit it.

You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it.

You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. You bit it. I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat!

I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! I swallowed the beat! Why are you clutching your neck? I just have my voice down and it sounds good though. I can still sing it. Oh no, this is like Backstreet Boys with the one guy. Uh, you know the one guy from Backstreet Boys? He has an issue where he can't sing anymore? Oh, that's horrible.

I didn't know about that. No, no, I can do it. I can do it. Please tell me it's not Chris. Yeah, or is that in sync? They're all, it's one group, right? I think so. Follow you if you follow me if you think.

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