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How was the Oasis concert? It fucking ruled. Is that right? Tell us everything. So I saw them in 2006, I want to say, at the UIC Pavilion in Chicago. And that was the tour that they split on. Like at some point during the tour, they were just like, we've had it. And so I was like, oh, this is like Zeppelin or Floyd.

Like, they're never going to, it's done. Like, these two are. Well, so if you don't know about Oasis, These are two brothers that hate each other with every fiber of their being. Two people have never hated each other more than the Oasis brothers and their little hate-filled fun fest. And that's the thing is I'm so, I'm big fan of them all throughout the 90s and in college and everything. To me, the sort of backstory of like their brothers for Manchester, they cannot stand each other. they write very good music

and to me they're the last like rock stars you know how people say or articles will say like George Clooney once George Clooney passes the last of like the Hollywood star dies or whatever I feel that way about specifically Liam Gallagher

I feel like Liam Gallagher is the last remaining rock star that tracks I would say I will I can endorse that yeah and people have been saying that about Oasis for like a long time yeah but but I we went to soldier shoulder field where they played i think they're i think uh on this

reunion tour where they're playing new york no new jersey chicago l a maybe those are the only three u.s. states wild so i'm at soldier field absolutely killer show they sounded fantastic um don't look back in anger was one of the highlights i mean i love that song but i feel like that was the one that everyone really sang along to where i thought it might be like wonderful um into the show champagne supernova killer killer killer show absolutely delightful i love oasis i think oasis is a great band but i also think that i don't like i don't have much of a desire to see them live got to unless i think like if if the tour had gone to other cities and i had heard oh it's a meltdown between these two they are not having it

with each other on this tour then i would be like yes i will go see that well we should say um i don't know how long ago this was eight years or something this is pre hey riddle i think JPC and I went to L'Alpalooza because a friend of mine and now JPC's as well plays in Liam Gallagher's band and he got us artist passes. So we were like hanging out in the artist past area. Yeah. And Liam was going on with that band and he went on at La Pluzo played, I want to say one song and then stormed off stage because he said like the speakers were. His monitor, he was like, he was played like half a song. It was like maybe maybe they played three songs

But the whole time he was like Stopping in the middle of songs to be like the monitors the monitors And then he just left the stage And they just started off stage The band with our friend was just kind of left on stage And then slowly followed And then our friend was like Yeah we didn't get we had to return our money for

We didn't get paid That was all a wash It's so crazy that they didn't get paid for that show Simply because of Like if you're the Gallagher brother You've probably been enough money You're probably like, well, whatever, you know, it's like, I've got a lot of money. But if you're just also like the guy who's like drumming in that band, you're like,

I want to like to have that money. I mean, I'm going to use that. I'm here. I'd fly to Chicago. I'm like, I'm from England. I would like to get the money, please. Aaron, would you believe shortly after that fiasco, JCP and I hopped in some golf carts with our friend Drew and were driven all the way to the opposite end of Lapluza to stand

on stage during lords. set. Oh, boy. Which was eventually rained out. Oh, boy. But the parts when it wasn't rain were fun as hell. How many people did you knock over like bowling pins with your golf cart? Eight or nine. That's not a strike, but I think it's so funny because that was the first time I've ever

been VIP at a concert and absolutely like ruined my experience for the future. But they put you in a golf cart because at Lollapalooz, I've been to Lollapalooz and non-Vip before and you just like wade through a sea of bodies to get to the next stage. but they just put you in a golf cart and drive you on an outside track that they built around Grant Park and it's like oh you never see a soul like you never see or have to interact

with a single other person it's like truly such a wild way to experience a concert and it wasn't even VIP it was artist pass yeah there was a VIP area and then beyond that was the artist area and in the artist area there's all this stuff where it's like

vans has a little pop up and you walk in and you're like I want those shoes and they're like here you go and then you're like I own these days Now, there's no, I didn't pay anything. They're just my shoes, though. It's just kind of fun.

Nobody was like, hey, this guy can't have the shoes. He's not very cool. Like, I didn't have to be cool. Like, it was not an issue that I wasn't very cool. I just get the shoes. I just get the shoes. I still have a Twix coozy that I, which is. Get that looked at.

Yeah. It could lead to something pretty serious. I realize saying Twix Coosy is like, there's a non-zero. I'm not going to explain what I mean when I say I have a Twix Coosy. Because there is a non-zero chance that, like, 50% of people won't understand what that means. I'm getting an absolutely blank stare from Aaron. Yeah, I was just thinking, I was like, I'm trying to think of what would be a, it's funny if it is something. Twix Coosy sounds like, like a really hard sex move.

If I was telling a friend at a bar that I got a Twix Coosy, he'd be like, hey, man, there's like kids around here. Not kids because it's a bar, but. Just say menager-to-a-to-a. Well, there's three of them. us speaking of and let's all open some boxes of questions and we promise we'd never talk about our threesome ever again because it was too good

right fellas? We solved riddles the whole time and it didn't go the way you all think it went and I want everyone to comment a number in the comments on our Patreon of a skill of one to ten of how surprised you would be if we had one threesome in 2018

and I want you to write who you thought came first who came second and came third or not at all. Yeah, it would be, JPC came first, and the two of us didn't come at all. We know how that would go. I came first, second, and third, and then I said, I'm done it a towel of the sandwich. You were like, we're six minutes in, man. This was supposed to be like, we cleared our afternoon. I came first, second, and third, and then I needed a towel and a sandwich in that order, please. Hey, hey, hey, you're two humans. Can you help me out? My name

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I am Bush. Oh, brother. Okay. We can't, we got it. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Oh, excuse me, you too? Could you help me? I'm trying to churn some butter. We're all good here, a man from the past or whatever, or Elmo or whatever. No, I'm from your year. From our year, okay.

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You've got to try love, love, love, love, love, love, love. I will not try this pervert's butter. I'm off to my time, but goodbye. Bye. Um, here's, our first, let's unwrap this question here. This is from John the Meh. Great name. What are each of your favorite Arnie Parrott songs that he's written for the show?

Love that question. Wow. That is a great question. It's an embarrassment of riches. Wow. This is hard. I need them all lined up next to each other because I can't. I mean, you could go on his sound cloud and just like look at all of his songs because they're all on his.

And for people who don't know, check out Arnie's sound cloud if you want to see like, because every time we make him do a Riddle think he posted it He posted there Oh, I have three And what are your three? Okay, my three are The first D&D theme The fold they're all in dittily Dattledi Dattily JPC

Hey no need a keyfitty key Yeah, that one That one is so good The Lord of Beeps The Lord of Beeps It's good too It's so funny So we'll toast it

With a church With a In a tentacle And then my But I think my number one favorite of all time is the riddle high Get Bent Figuring it out as we go

And not just because I'm on that one But because I think that is the catchiest one The lyric, we're just some children And we're figuring it out as we go It's so funny Figuring it out as we go is my favorite But my favorite lyric From an Arnie Parrot original

It comes from the Wet Wet Waters theme where he says you'll never be your father so it's wet and the reason why I love that is it's like it is kind of apropos of nothing like it there's no set of fatherhood and attendance

at a water park have nothing to do with one another it's just it's just that line always tickles me so much mutually exclusive items being paired together I think I do I am now inspired to go back and listen to all his stuff but I think I have to go with the

moi classico Hayward's a riddle theme It's just the Like that is just so Catchy Yeah Okay kind of a compound answer Well

I am a cop Real quick Can I mention Oh please The one that Because I'm just looking Through the entire list Obviously

So many really really good ones So many fun ones One that I forgot about Until looking at the list Is the wake up theme from the JPC 9,000, like, series. That one I love so much. It's so much different than any of the other, like, fun thing,

which, I mean, all of Arnie's music is, you know, like a great pastiche of a genre or whatever. But that one in particular, I think, is just, like, genuinely, like, quite beautiful. I remember when I commissioned Arne for that one, I gave him, like, very little instruction. I gave him kind of like, hey, something like this, thematically thing. And he came up with that. And it didn't really, like most of his stuff kind of references directly what we're talking about. And that one, he just kind of went with a vibe. And I think that that turned out so, so well.

Oh, yeah. Man, I had forgotten about that until you mentioned it, Casey. That's a great addition. Yeah. I might even, fuck it. I might even let that stay in the episode. Whoa. Whoa.

Casey, that stays, man. Wow. Crazy. You never get one that stays. One, two, three, four. Hate Riddle, Riddle, Riddle. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven-day trial at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle.