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Episode Date: November 14, 2025

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Whoa, guys, that recording was crazy. We played all sorts of characters, and my brain's like, we whoa, we whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to find a way to unwind, what to do, what to do, what to do. Aaron, you are not wrong. That last recording that we did for the podcast, Hey, Riddle, Riddle, was a doozy. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, sorry. Holding bat over crotch because someone stole all of our clothes. Really stretching those wings up. Three cards, we got three card full, Monty. A lot happened before you logged on. Do you know a single word? Right card and then you have to go work at a factory, but then... Yeah, you got it.

You got it. And fell in the rest. And yada, yada, got it. Do you know a single word that rhymes with tenth? Fence. Damn, why don't we think of Fence, huh? Fence, huh. I knew he'd know it.

I knew he'd know it. These are all slant rhymes. Yeah, I, what did we come up with, Aaron? You had something, didn't you? I said bedent, but you just want to hear me say something stupid again. I honestly couldn't remember if you had something good. No. But now that I'm hearing bedinth, I do regret asking about it.

Well, I think that there's maybe, is there any short word that, like, endth, endth. I went to rhyme zone, and I said, what is a word that rhymes with tenth? And one of the answers that it told me was one tenth. And I said, rhyme zone. Rhyme zone. Hold out your wrists. You get a little whack on the wrist with the ruler for being a scam.

Well, I'm bad at rhyming, so I, that's my excuse. Well, I think, Erin, there is no excuse, slash you don't need an excuse, because I don't think there's a single word that rhymes with tenth. Well, right into the show, we want only handwritten letters about this matter. So if you can think of a rhyme, just get a postcard, put it on there. We'll read it. I feel like if it was in a rap, it would be like someone would say menth, and then it would carry over to the next lyric and say, all, like menthol?

Yeah, 10th, mint, 10th all. You could be like menthol, you know, yeah. 10th. A 10th fall. November 10th fall. I'm smoking menthol. Yeah, there you go. Speaking of November 10th, Erin,

it was just your happy, it was just your happy birthday. First time on earth? It was just your happy birthday. Well, Aaron, I just wanted to say, It's a little late, but happy birthday. They've been ignoring me all month. Um, yes, I love, I love a birthday. The older I get, they actually, the more I'm liking my birthday.

I didn't love it when I was younger, but I like it now. Didn't you say one second before we started recording that you didn't care about your birthday and you would? Well, I don't really care. Well, that's what, I think that's what makes me like it again. Okay, okay. I just, there's no pressure on it. I don't really make plans for it. Sure.

Like, I, I think when you get to a certain age, you don't have to be stressed about people singing to you anymore. Um, so I'm in the good zone. Yeah. I'm chilling. I realize that about me, myself, I don't care about a birthday. But then now that I have a kid, I'm like, well, they won't care about their birthday unless I, like, tell them that it's something to care about, right? Like, I'm like, they're not going to be like, no party? I'm like, you're too.

What do you think a party is, dumbass? Uh, so I have to like, I have to, I have to, I have to, like, throw birthdays again, which I haven't done in, like, years, decades, which is wild. That's a blast, though. Is there any more fun? It's great because my kid doesn't have, like, any friends. So it's like their birthday party, it's like all my friends come over. Until they're a little older and they can get their own damn friends, it's like,

I'm throwing them my birthday party. Do you think your friends are going to start being offended once your kids' parties morph from your friends to their friends? Like, do you think that, like, Aaron Udick's going to be at the door being like, what do you guys do? Are you eating pizza? Is there something fun happening in there? Everybody's just happy to have nothing to do on the look a Saturday. I think everybody's going to be just happy to have a nap. And I'm happy to get more youth out of the Deadpool costume I bought last year

because the theme for the second birthday is also going to be Deadpool. Whoa. Until they are old enough to complain about the theme for all of their birthday parties being Deadpool, it's Deadpool, baby. They're not going to know why they're talking to their therapist so much about Deadpool. until they go like, oh my gosh, I was going through old photos and guess what I found? Can their third party be Deadpool and Wolverine?

I guess so, because that's thematically appropriate. Yeah. But also, no, it'll just be Deadpool. Yeah. Aaron, also, if you want me to throw you a birthday party and you, it'll be late, obviously, and you want the theme to be Deadpool. I'm happy to do it.

I'm really good at throwing Deadpool themed birthday parties. I think I'm good for this year. You're good for this year? Okay, cool. Maybe next year. Keep it in my back pocket. Hey, Adel, Aaron. Ask any small business owner. And what do they say? They'll tell you that finances get messy quick. A bank account here, quick books there, tax and invoicing apps stacked on top. Before long, you're buried in expensive tools behind odd books and unsure where your business really stands. That's why there's Found. Oh, thank goodness. You were talking about that. And I was like, that sounds so stressful. It doesn't seem like there's a solution. But I guess there is.

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Thank you Okay guess what guys we have some fantastic chatterbox topics from our Discord today

yeah so I just kind of want to get into them this is from Dr. Bonjour Suplex already great start for what this

question is the French wrestler what are some of the best character names You've ever heard come up in improv. Can I just say the adults in our discord do the same, like, naming convention for themselves as like third graders on a playground. Yes.

My name is Dr. Bonjour Suplex. And I'm their lawyer. And what else do you have to say about it? Yeah, I'm a day trader. I want to just say right out of the gate, I would say that I'm sitting here with two of the best coming. up with namers in the improv scene. Can you think of the name for coming up with namers is what we were called. I can't ever think of a name.

I'm terrible at coming up with them. Even if I have time, I'm bad at it. But I will sometimes come to Adel and JPC for fake names, for characters for other things that I use. For example, JPC, like four or five years ago, you came up with Tiffany Key Largo for me. And I still play that on John Mackie's podcast. Yeah. That's just my first name plus a location naming convention that I use constantly.

So, JPC, your naming convention is first name location. Yeah, that's Rick Mexico, Maria Cvias. This is, I'm giving away the secret sauce to how all of my improv gets made. There was a name. Do you guys remember, I don't know, actually, JPC if you were there. It was a world news show. And someone came up, I'm not going to remember any of the details. So this is nothing, this is turning to dust in my hands.

But it was a group scene and someone named Brett and gave him a first and last name when no one else in the scene had had a first and last name. And we all lost her minds. But I can't remember what it is. Maybe I'll text Brett. There is something funny about giving a fake person a first and last name. Adel, what's your naming convention when you're coming up with a fake name? I guess I enjoy first names, last names, who's sort of parable.

well together or slightly rhyme i think it's always fun it has some amount of rhyme to it is the theory there so that it is easier for you to remember because there's a rhyme to it i think it's more just like it has a flow to it like it's fun to come off the tongue um i'm trying to think of one a name under your naming convention one of the things that i always taught um people when i was tech teaching improv is just use like real names that you've encountered in your life of people that like will never hear about you doing this than like an improv show and for me I was always like you have a deep bench of first and last names of people you went to high school with that will not

see this improv show so you can you know you can call people um Taylor Masterson as much as you want because like it's never getting back to you know you can say like get in here Jeremy Vandabash and it's like how's that how's that ever going to come in my office Chandler Semgen. Yeah. One, two, three, four, Hey Riddle Riddles, Clue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now

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