Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #350: The Beak & Bones Society

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

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i just became a roquette ooh dat dat dee di di di di di et al your dream i know i know No, they said I wasn't tall enough, but I am. And now I'm making all that rocket money. Ooh, well, Adel, I'll be able to afford to go see you because I've been saving so much money using rocket money. Oh my gosh, that's so funny. Yeah. Kind of like what you just said. Oh, okay.

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de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, stretch first. Just the one. Stretch first. Oh,

oh, I pulled my leg. I pulled it so hard. As you can see, I'm on the couch. My feet are up. I'm on my phone. I'm drinking a mitai. Gentlemen, I'm actually

done with my Christmas shopping, so I don't need to go with you today. Well, that's my couch and you spilled a lot of my tie on it. I know. I got everyone an aura frame for Christmas. So, yeah, I'm actually all done.

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Cheese. About two minutes till midnight. So when we get in there, just remember, just remember that I'm the one. So my cousin was a beacon bones member. And so he's the one who got us this chance to join the society. But remember, it's a secret society. So you can't tell anyone about tonight. Be cool.

Don't be weird. Adam, unrelated. How do you delete a tweet? And a thread. I know how to delete an X. I don't know how to delete a tweet, Aaron. Okay. Well, then fine.

I'll just leave it. No one's on there anymore. So I'll just leave it. If it's secret, how did you find out your cousin was in it? Do you get like a limited invite, like a limited number of invites? Like it's secret, obviously secret. But like, I can invite like, oh, great. So like once I'm on, I can, clever.

Wink, yeah, wink, have to assume, wink. And, Adel, I'm excited. I just feel like, I've already been feeling like really rejected lately. like I've never been in a secret society before or a club really and I'm just scared that you guys are going to be let in and not me oh um we can I mean we could maybe say something up top of like it's all three of us or nobody can we please I was not the impression that we were doing this as a podcast it was like a package deal

are we all applying for individual membership into the Beacon Bones Society that's how it usually goes I mean think of like Freemasons or like the odd fellows like well fuck I don't want to do that I don't want to do that I don't want to be in if you guys aren't going to be in. Can you cancel? Are you being sarcastic? No. Guys, it's midnight. We got to get inside. We got to get inside. Okay. Is there a special password? Do we knock? Yes. One second. Cousin. Oh, the door opened. Oh. Welcome. Welcome in, please. Stand in the grand hall. For I am the grand raven. The leader of Beacon,

bones. Oh, I dropped a canned. I dropped a can and it's echoing. What was that? Aaron, what are you doing? What did you drop? That's tuna can. It was in my back pocket. I forgot I was there. Did someone drop something that stinks? Was an open tuna can? What do you mean you forgot about it? It was eating tuna with my hands on my walk here and then I put in my back pocket and it clans on the ground. 10 seconds into like the big intro for the night. I kicked the tuna can a little bit over so it's in front of another guy. You put an open, an open, an open tuna can into your pocket? I'm hearing a lot of chatter. Fuck, Aaron.

Sorry, I kicked the tuna clan. He's going to think it's that guy. Shh, shh, shh, shh, guys, just, just, who dropped the can? Was it you? Was it you? Not, not me. That guy right over there.

You, out. Out, oh, God, I'm just another guy that's getting thrown out. I didn't drop the cuna. I don't know, I'm allergic to things. He will not. be a beacon bones. Brutal. They wrenched his arm and they kicked him out.

Yeah, they tugged his shirt pretty hard. Did they kill that guy? He might be dead. They tugged his shirt so hard. You'd have to tug somebody's shirt really hard to kill him. Sorry about the long gaps in between me talking. Again, I am the Grand Raven. And tonight shall be

Unlike any other night You've known There's like 200 people here Is someone talking You Well we'll start clapping Clap Good job man

Hey good job Yeah it's a different generation Kyle Turn out the lights Like six people in the group Start moving to go turn out the lights Oh Spooky stuff

Lots of Kyle's here Lots of Kyle's here. Are you a Kyle? Oh, Aaron, he's pointing right to you. Oh, my God. Sorry, the light, turn the lights on. Another can of tuna falls out of my back pocket plangs. I kick it over to another guy.

No, my name's Aaron. Aaron, my name's Aaron. Aaron. And it's been a lifelong dream to be in Beacon Bones, sir. Yes. The best avian-themed secret clothes. club, this side of the Mississippi. Thank you.

Yes, those hollow bones, they do not know how to run a secret society. They don't know. Those hollow bone guys don't get it, huh? And, sir, if I may, I've always wanted to meet a woman, Kyle. Huh? I've heard that was an option. I've just never met one. Oh.

Um, well, yeah, most of the women, Kyle's are Kylie's. Yeah, I know. There's Kyle Richards on The Real Housewives. Yeah, so there are female, there are women, Kyle's, and so I've always... Don't correct him. You want me to say that... Denise Richards is on the house... What was her name in the Bond movies?

It was like... Oh, Leggy Christmas? Christmas Jones. So weird. Yeah, that is weird. Well, Kyle, turn the lights off. When I say Dr. Christmas Jones, two people grabbed me and usher me into a different room. Oh, my gosh, JPC!

Oh, JPC! I don't think I'm being thrown out. Guys, find me! I reach at him. I can sort of try to grasp, but he's gone. Uh, Mr. Uh, had, um... Grand Raven?

Grand Raven. Sort of hard to remember a name when the sort of up-top work was talked over, huh? Yeah, a lot of people. people were pretty rude. Yeah. A lot of people were pretty rude with all that tune business. Hard to build a house on a shaky foundation, right? Totally. Grand Raven, sir, we are a but a humble podcast. We are but three. You're not recording, are you? No, of course not. Of course not. We would never do that without having you sign a sort of a release. We would like to be a part of the society, but we would like to do it together, sir.

So no disrespect if you end up going in a different direction But we want to sort of actually Adela and I would like to stick together JPC would be a fun bonus But if he asked We'd settle them Yeah Let it be known Kyle take note

It's all or nothing For these three For the two And then the third is like Hypothetically would be nice But not 100% necessary Aaron I'm being dragged to a different room Adel, you didn't even say anything!

Tell my story! I don't remember it. I forgot to ask what his story was. I'm a really bad friend and a really bad listener. Oh, what was his story? Hey, do you want to join our group? Oh, hi. Yeah, a young woman.

I'm sorry, I missed your name. Kyle? No, it's Aaron. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Kyle. Oh, hi, Kyle. Yeah. I was sort of hoping I'd be dragged off to a different room. This sort of feels like I don't want to be with the rejects in the main space.

I mean, most of us, the majority of us are in the main space. Right, but I feel like, you know, and like sleep no more. Some people get a special treatment where they get like pulled onto an elevator with a woman. They get their own little special experience. Like, I'm going to sort of hold out for that. No, I, okay. Well, I just heard that you say you were with a podcast. My friend and I are also with a podcast.

Oh, what pod? We do a Kyle X, Y recap podcast. It's kind of a fun format. I am a person who has seen every episode of Kyle. XY and this is my co-host Alan and Alan um I walk over to a chalkboard that says it's been eight days since we've mentioned Kyle X Y in the podcast and I erase it and say zero Alan is my like a comedy partner like old comedy partner when we used to I do comedy and um he has never heard of Kyle X Y and uh what is it again doesn't retain any information about Kyle X Y so

it's like a it's like a yeah it's like Grandhaw's Day meets Kyle X Y what that is it's called Kyle likes Y Hogs Day. Great. I don't really listen to podcasts, but I'll give it a five-star review. Well, no, yeah, we're kind of inviting you if you want to, like, be in on our thing. Like, we're, we're going to be, we're going to beacon bones. I'm going to sit down crisscross. Alan's dad was beacon bones. I know we're not supposed to say, but Alan's dad was beacon bones.

So we're kind of like, oh, NEPO, NEPO. Okay, cool, yeah. I'll latch on to a... Well, not NEPO. Sorry, not NEPO. Oh, brother. It just so happens that I probably qualified to also be... Oh, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're in different industries. They won't even bring it up, though. You know what I mean? No. He's a legacy. It's different from NEPO. Nepo is same industry.

Legacy is... He's legacy. Of course. Welcome, John Patrick Cohen. please shed your clothes Way ahead of you Shed your clothes Shed your clothes

and lay down in the nest Do I put him here in this paper shedder Or? Whoa, what is going on with that tattoo? Oh, you have a discerning eye. Tell us the backstory. Not a tattoo, it's actually a birth mark. Yeah, the doctor slapped my little

heinie so hard when I came out. Put your clothes back on. I've already shedded them. I've already put them in this shudder. Yeah, I'm going to hand them to you, put something on. Well, they're shedded. They're in tatters. Can we get them a sheet or something?

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