Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #354: 2025 Out of Context Clip Brackets

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

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Welcome everyone to, I got to say, by far, my favorite episode of the year. I mean, these... Checking every window to see if I can get out of it, checking the door, jingling at the door. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Will we say Merry Clipmus for this? Mary Clip miss. Clip miss. Get me out of Merry Clitmus. Come on, guys. I will say these are just such a joy for me to put together every year.

It's way more work that I put into any other episode. By every year, I mean, this is the second year that I'm doing it. But this being the second year that we have done this clip in a show are out-of-context clip bracket. I've instituted some new rules. The last year when you did it, it was the Wild West. It was any episode of Hayward and Overtle that we've ever done, we could pull clips from. Sure. But I thought to make it a little more, I don't know, more into like a yearly review thing,

we were only going to do clips that happened in 2025. So next year, for all those listening who want to submit clips, you can always submit our Discord in the Out of Context Clips channel. But if you want to submit, make sure that the clip is coming from like, I don't know, December 2025 to November 26, basically. Well, then JBC, this is fine because then you couldn't have possibly gotten good clips because I knew to expect this this year. You know what I mean?

I've been really careful about what I've said. to make sure nothing can be taken out of context. Oh, same. I've been sitting on stuff like, I need my beef. I must have my beef. Because I know if I say it, even during like, you know,

the warm-ups, I'll be ruined. Or stuff like, where's my vagina? Like, I'd be saying stuff like that if I knew that this clip show didn't exist. My wife's a pot pie. You guys were living in a reality where you knew the clip show was something that could happen.

And here's what I'll say, you guys were very careful this year, several of the clips, and Casey helped me pull a lot of clips when I said like Casey clip that in the middle of an episode, several of the clips were times where you guys would say something outrageous and then say, Casey, please don't clip that. But the problem is I could easily clip out the part where you ask Casey not to clip it. So you guys got better at it, but not good enough to not say the thing that I was eventually going to clip. Karen? Yeah, we have to kill Casey. Yeah, that's true. It's been a long time coming. We've been sitting on that. I felt it in my bones.

JPC, well, what if for 2026 next year's clip show, what if we catch it in the moment and we say don't clip that, then that's defense and you can't clip it. But if we don't catch it, you can use it. Aaron, I will tell you, why don't I let Aaron actually, why don't I let Aaron answer that question? Hold on. Fuck. I have, oh, God, the only one that I have is from this year, and I can't play it yet. So, Aaron, can you pretend like you asked the opposite question? Let's just say you asked the opposite question, to which I will answer.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Ooh. I have some runners-op, and that's one of them, of some, like, general clips that I made this year that didn't make the bracket, but I will probably find some use for it. I've got the addles. What do you tell your mother, we ain't the pie? I could have clip that from idiot episode, honestly, this year.

Aaron, I have this A classic from you I'm Boston trash It's in my blood I mean Absolutely absolutely Can't wait To use that one

In the future And then Aaron This one that It didn't make the clip show This year But I think we'll come in handy In future episodes of Hayward Overtle this year

Which is How about that's the last Blowjob scene we ever do So I And I definitely think I'm going to be getting some miles I stand by that For sure

Standing by that that I believe. Perfect. Aaron, can I also give you my favorite runner-up that didn't make the bracket? What? JPC, I care about you a lot

and you matter to me. I want to do better for you every day. That's AI. That's AI. We said that's AI in Udison. Or it's clipped together from, I don't know, a hundred different episodes

where Aaron just said part of those syllables. Yeah, no way. No way. I love JCPC. And I would love. love to have him as my best friend. I love. I can just, anytime I want to, I could just play. JPC, I care about you a lot. And you matter to me. I want to do better for you every day.

And that's just something that I get now. That's just something for me. Why did you cut out the psych? I did at the end of that. And the swift kicking and nuts. Adel JPC. So sorry. Sorry to come to you to panic. I have literally one minute to get a last minute gift for a loved one in my life. I don't know what to do. Panicking. I can I could make something out of trash. No, that's nothing. What do I do? What do I do?

Aaron, slap, slap, slap. Ow, why did you slap me? Slapped Adel. Well, that's what we were doing when Aaron merged in here. We were playing slapbacks. Yeah, we're gassing each other up. It's almost Christmas. What do I do?

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Aaron, we are going to start with you. So for you this year, we're going to have Adel, though. voting on your clips and you are going to be voting on Adel's clips. For you, Aaron, I have 16 clips in a bracket. And I've done the seating for the bracket. I don't think last year I did seating. I think it was kind of just random. And I spent a lot of time and intentionality with the seating this year. So I am, I'm very, I'm very excited for this. Because you don't know who you want to sit next to each other and, you know. That's so true. Make a table of college friends, but. All right. So these are Aaron's clips. Adel, are you ready?

I'm ready. Okay. So first up, we have. Last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. Versus. Flush me down the death toilet. Flush me down the death toilet. What are we thinking? Dumbest bitch at school versus flush me down the death toilet. Can you play them again?

Yeah, of course. Last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. Flush me down the death toilet. Flush me down the death toilet. Now, this is tough, I will admit. I think I like the energy of the second one. but I think the phrase last night I, the first one almost sounds like a country song lyric.

Yeah. Last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. Like that is, I feel like that is such a musical line of dialogue. So I do feel like I have to go with last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. I think we're going to ultimately get some more use out of dumbest bitch in school. Okay, here's your next one. I'm the group slut. Versus.

If I take my dick out, will it explode? these could is it or some of these not real slut if I take my dick out will it explode are some of these not real Aaron no now if I take my dick out will it explode almost sounds like a continuation of the song that starts with last night called myself the dumbest bitch in school so it feels like we're almost composing lyric by lyric a song yeah which I'm a little frightened of because that'll rock it to the top of my favorite song list. So I think I'm going to go with the short and sweet what was the first one? Group slut. I think I'm going to go with the short and sweet group slut. Would you play that one more time just for a little? Yeah, of course I'll play it. We'll be hearing it again. I'm the group slut. Okay, so that was, I will say, um, the last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. That was my number one seed. So, um, that's a good one.

But group slut was number nine and it beat out Dick explode, which is number eight. Okay, so now we're going on to the five seed versus the 12 seed. Here's your five Seed. Ave Maria. Is that the Dane music? It almost sounds like Avi Maria versus your number 12 seed. Never been less horny. Oh, I got to go with that first one.

That first one, that first one is so, I want that to be my new ringtone. Yeah, and it can be. Okay, here's your number 13 seed versus your number four seed. Your number 13 seed. I want to make out with a rough wall. Versus your number four seed And did the monkeys pay attention? And did the monkeys pay attention?

What is the context of that? Eric, we can't know. It's all out of context. What do we think here? Make out with a rough wall versus monkeys pay attention. To help me decide, can I have some dune music, please? Amen, Maria. Yeah, I got to go with the monkeys.

Yeah, monkeys pay attention. That was the four seed. That was the obvious favorite. A little bit of a Freudian slip there because we have our three seed. Oh, no. Fert sound. Versus and his balls exploded, sir. A lot of exploding genitalia.

Again, that is. Fart sound. Versus. His amos and his balls exploded, sir. Got to go with fart sound. Yeah, fart sound is a classic. That's why it was the three. scene. It was going to be hard to beat.

Okay. This is your 11 seed versus your 6 seed. I'm going to kill you. Scary. Versus. Ew. Wait, was that Aaron just doing that now? I'm going to kill you.

I love the laugh at the end. Versus. Ew. Yeah, kill you with the laugh is the clear one. I think that's obviously the clear winner. I still think I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this year. Okay, here's one.

This is kind of a throwback to one that we had on the list last year. This is seven versus ten. As someone who's having no sex. Versus. I don't have a soundboard. Oh, my God. I will get some usage out of both of these this year, but only one can win. I'm going to go a soundboard.

Yeah, I don't have a soundboard. That was your 10 seed. That was your 10 seed versus your 7 seed. So the 10 seed, a little bit of an upset there. And then finally, your 15 seed versus your 2 seed. Here we go. What? It's just the water.

I can just put my butt in. Versus. Oh, my God. Is your butthole not supposed to be freezing? Oh, no. Two that kind of go together a little bit. Yeah, that's a tough. What?

It's just the water. I can just put my butt in. Oh, my God. Is your butthole not supposed to be freezing? That's a tough couple to divorce. Yeah. Put my butt in versus butthole freezing. Hand in hand.

I'm going to go, I think just the mental image of someone having a freezing butthole and how uncomfortable that would be to walk, to sit, to live. I think we've got to go with freezing butthole. And I don't believe I've said any of this. Of course. You have it, Aaron. One, two, three, four, hey riddle riddles, glue crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven-day trial at patreon.com

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