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Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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Can't be right. But they're trying to change it. Everything's gone woke nowadays. And if you want to see us go woke, you can see us on our upcoming East woke tour, East coast woke nowadays. And if you want to see us go woke, you can see us on our upcoming East Woke Tour, East Coast Woke Tour. We're still workshopping that name. Yeah, we're still workshopping.

It's pretty solid at this point. We're going to be in Boston on Thursday, October 3rd, Washington, DC, Saturday, October 5th, and New York City on Sunday, October 6th. Have you guys played Alan Woke 2? Of course not. Is it fun or is it? Enjoy the show. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who.

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The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. The Doctor Who. Hey everybody, welcome. Real quick, has anybody seen a JPC? Is there one in the audience? Real quick, has anybody seen a JPC? Is there one in the audience? Now here's the thing, JPC said three or four times,

you guys go out first. This is not a bit, he was right behind me a second ago. I'm not even, I'm not messing with you. Adel, what is he doing? Is he under the table? I'm genuinely even, I'm not messing with you. Adel, what is he doing? Is he under the table? I'm genuinely paranoid right now. Aaron, I wish I was clued in into what's happening. Okay, I have some guesses. Maybe there's like a Phantom of the Opera chandelier

is gonna fall from the ceiling and he's gonna be on it. Maybe a little Peter Pan come down from the rafters. Do you mind, or I can grab that. I'm so scared. Okay, everybody be quiet. If you can hear us, you can find us. Hey everybody, welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. Hi, I'm Adderall Fye. That's Aaron Keefe. And he's here somewhere. I think what's happening is... I'm so freaked out.

Aaron, is this one of those things where it's like, JPC died like 10 years ago? Did he burn down a while ago? JPC burned down 10 years ago. Nice to be back in Chicago where we all began. ago. Nice to be back in Chicago where we all began. JPC seriously what the fuck are you doing? Where are you? This is this is spooking me. Do we know if JPC has like Alex Mack powers? I don't know. Also thank you. Shout out to Gemma, your wife, for setting up our six year anniversary Belands. She left us a little note that says six years of riddles.

I'm so sorry. We should go Southwest. No. Wait, go Southwest. Oh, why? Cause it's not. Oh, why? Everybody, everyone, please be respectful. My uncle is here. Well, what do we have here? A ho ho ho to you, Aaron.

And a ho ho ho to you, my nephew. Did you know about this? Oh, don't mind old Uncle Santa just dropping by. Uncle Santa, have you seen JPC? JPC? I haven't seen him. Was he supposed to do the show with you? Uh, he usually does. That's right, he usually does, doesn't he?

Oh wait, Uncle Santa, doesn't he? Oh wait, Uncle Santa, are you married? I see a wedding ring. Well, I was married. To? I keep... I'm honestly married to my work. I bet you're wondering what old Uncle Santa is doing here in Chicago. Were you here for Pitchfork Festival? I was. I just stayed an extra weekend.

No silly, I'm here for Christmas time. Ho ho ho. But Uncle Santa's July. July 25th. The Christmas of July. Ho, ho, ho. You wanna know something crazy, which is why Gemma brought this stuff. And very nice. And why we're celebrating.

I didn't realize until Gemma told me this morning, July 25th, 2018, to the date is our first episode. A Christmas miracle! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Erin, wouldn't you say a Christmas miracle? Like a week ago, JBC said, I have a surprise for our Chicago show. I think you're going to like it. Oh! Oh! Oh! Where did you hide this costume backstage? for a Chicago show. I think you're going to like it. Where did you hide this costume backstage? Costume? I'll ask you that. Oh you mean my work uniform? I'm Uncle Santa don't you know? You're upset? Aaron don't be upset. It's Christmas time. Uncle Santa, where's your Ziploc bag full of bugs?

I... I... I... Aaron, every July, Christmas to Uncle Santa, he comes... Every Christmas. Yes, and? He comes through the front door

with his Ziploc bag full of bugs. It's an old tradition. You know what, I'm on board. Thanks for being here, Uncle what? I'm on board. Thanks for being here, Uncle Santa. I'm happy to be here now. Are you all ready for your Christmas presents? Yes, Uncle Santa, please.

Oh, sorry. He's my uncle. I am, technically, Adel's uncle, but I'm everyone's Uncle Santa. Okay, pervert, let's do this. Even you! Even all of you. Did you rent this or buy this? Huh? Uncle Santa.

Forget it. Is that... Are you Uncle Santa? Is that one of your children? Uh, could be. There's a lot of Christmastimes for old uncle Santa, you know my god Well, are you ready for your shirt? Sure. Yeah now at Fucking bullshit. I can't believe you did this now at all. I know that a certain someone

Likes reading books, right? Yes. Yeah sure yeah sure well I got you a book I hope it's one that you don't already have I hear a zipper this is bad this is bad normally we have someone on JPC watch before shows but we dropped the ball you dropped the ball we we usually have JPC watch before shows, but we dropped the ball. You dropped the ball. We usually have JPC in like a straight jacket. And every once in a while he'll like Houdini, like dislocate his shoulder to get out of it. Well, I hope you don't have this one.

Here you go. It's Mike Pence's book. So help me God. He was the vice president, don't you know? Does anyone have a pen? Did you buy this with money? I don't want to say. Now, that'll be honest, do you already have that one?

Thank you cousin. Uncle Santa, do you mind signing this? And then since I've already read this a few times, I'm going to gift this to somebody in the audience. Oh, yes. Well, you know, a re-gift is still a gift in old Uncle Santaland. This is such a bad title to a book. So help me God.

Did my mom write this from the, when she's dropping me off at school? So help me God, Aaron. I swear to God, if you forgot your science homework. John, you always do this. All right, who wants this? No, no, no. We haven't given you your present yet, Aaron. I can't wait, Santa. Now Erin, a little birdie told me you live all the way out in Los Angeles. Is that true?

That's true. And Erin, you don't have a car in Los Angeles, do you? No. You don't? Well Erin, isn't it hard to get around in Los Angeles without a car? Did you buy me a car? I'll forgive this bit if you bought me a car. Even better, I got you something to read on the bus.

It's former Vice President Mike Pence's book. Erin did you know that Mike Pence might still be Vice President if he hadn't betrayed our true president on January 6th? On the back of this it says 1999. Did you spend 40? Did you spend 60 dollars? How many are in there? How many are in there? I'd prefer not to answer any questions about how I obtained two copies of Mike Pence's book.

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