Hey Riddle Riddle - *UNLOCKED* Patreon Ep #109: The Beach

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

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Blue Crew The doctor was the month Sorry, all happens Here we go How does a podcast evolve after you practically solve to every pussy and riddy? You really gotta expand upon your limit and brand before your show gets really shitty It turns to face reality and pray your personality so carry this less minute pivot through So here comes the content that nobody wanted I'm so sorry, I thought this would be a fun vacation. I just need you to stop apologizing for some fun. It's just...

And from my perspective, you couldn't apologize enough. I'm just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Aaron, come over here. I can still hear you. I can still hear you. And don't ever tell me what to do, especially after what you did. Okay, let's just do a quick recap, Adel. Okay. Yeah, maybe it would help me help if you told us what you were apologizing for. Well, here, okay, so here's what's happening.

Okay. Is that, and I'll lay it out here. I'll go on record. If you want to take me to court, that's fine. That's fucking fine at this point. Technically can't. But go ahead. I told Aaron long, long ago, at least a month ago,

that for her 30th birthday, I would take us all to Hawaii. Now, I'm still 29, but keep going. Isn't it super predictable to take someone on a trip when you promised? So isn't it more exciting to do it like seven months earlier? So I decided to... So I decided to try to rest a little boat and I was like, I'm capable. I can swim us from, and that's what you call when you operate a boat. I can swim us from Chicago to Hawaii on this boat.

And we went all the way down to Mississippi. We came out Louisiana. We were in the open waters. And then we've crashed our boat on this little island. I don't know where we're at. I don't know where we could possibly be. I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you right there. We crashed.

You said we crashed. You crashed the boat on this little island. And I do appreciate the little sailor heads you got us for when we got on the boat. That was great. You're welcome. Everything started out great. And I don't want to quibble.

And I mean, obviously I am going to quibble, but I'm just saying that it's causing me to rest. It's quibby. You don't want to quibby. It's called quibby. I don't want to do a short bite right now. A quick bite, it is causing me a little duress to do so. But when you say crash the boat,

I mean, let's be honest, you were having a screaming midship, mid travel negotiation with the captain about paying for half and he threw us off the boat and we swam to this island. Yeah. Okay, yes, that's fine. And also, I was in a screaming match with a seagull and that seagull is still circling the island.

So yes, I've made a lot of mistakes, but I said I'm sorry, okay? And Aaron, look on the bright side. Aaron, look on the bright side. What? I noticed the only thing that survived from the boat is your three favorite albums. Do you want to read those off? Yeah, sure. I'll read them off.

The White Album. Graceland and Aiman Ignite. Sure, I'll read them off the white album Graceland and Aiman ignite wait isn't grace land the white album I don't know Simon and Garfengar the widest musicians of all time okay I don't want us to fight but there's something we need to get out in the air really quick before We can just fucking learn how to survive here not but and just fucking learn how to survive here. Not but 10 seconds after we got thrown off of the boat. JPC had this locked and loaded and said, we should eat Adel first. What?

We're gonna eat Adel first. Don't. Well, I mean, come on, we were all thinking it. We've all been thinking at the entire time, you know, we've had our friendship, right? Like, when you meet a group or you're like a part of a social group The first thing that you do is think who would you eat first and then you marry fuck kill everybody and you figured that stuff out first

Right everyone does this it's human nature. Should we play marry fuck eat? Let's just at least be honest with ourselves Yeah, I mean does that imply that we're eating someone alive because to be clear I vote that we kill Adel before we eat him. I don't want to put up with, you're eating your own. You're eating your own.

I would probably just make references the whole time. That's well my boyfriends have heard. It's just, it's just, it's just pun after pun. Well listen, by the way, Aaron, very good joke. Yeah, I'm just trying to have some levity in the situation Listen, we don't even speak in a levity. We don't even have to eat anyone because I brought a cooler Full of little Debbie oatmeal cream pies. It's right. Oh, I literally hate you The sharks a shark swimming away with it. I'm sorry the shark grabbed the cooler. We have nothing god damn it

The shark didn't even eat the cooler the shark grabbed the cooler. We have nothing. God damn it, the shark didn't even eat the cooler. The shark grabbed the cooler and then said, the resale value of these is gonna be insane and then swam away. Aaron, what's going on? Aaron, come over, okay, sorry. JPC come over here, all right. Aaron, why don't you get on the other side of that tree

and then JPC get on this side. And we'll try and rock this because if you look up, there's coconuts up there. Are those coconuts? So wait, hold on. You put meal one side of the tree and air it on the other side and you're saying let's rock this? What the fuck are you doing? I'm the foreman. Well I guess I'm the three men because there's only three of us but if you have three people listen, it's just simple math. If you have three people in our coconut tree, one of them is gonna get hit. If you have two people there our coconut tree, one of them is gonna get hit. If you have two people, there's a one and three chance,

one of them will get hit. Are you catching the coconuts? Is that your job? No. I'm directing, I'm directing the shake. Okay. Look, hold on. We have to back up, we have to back up

because we're obviously in a situation that's completely fucked and we need to survive. So does anyone in our group have basic survival skills? Did anyone do boy scouts, girl scouts? Lucky for you, I've seen at least four seasons of survivor. Okay, so you have basic survivor skills. Yeah. Okay, anyone wanted to.

What is it called? She doesn't have the skills. What's the thing? It's like a race. Oh my god What do you call it when you're like doing different tasks and a race? Okay, so I Aaron I don't know seasons of you seen what is it called a relay race? Are you yeah not a relay race like obstacle course? I'm gonna set up first thing first

I'm gonna set up an obstacle course for us to do okay I'm gonna put okay I'm gonna put this sock on this crab and we're gonna call him Jeff Probe. Okay, here's my experience. I have been in the room, not maybe necessarily actively watching, but been in the room where the show love island was playing for about three or four seasons. That'll help, that'll help.

Okay, so like I can help by saying stuff like, are you fucking joking? And stuff like that. Yeah, like he's really good chat though. We're in a chat. What are you going for chat? She's fit, isn't it? She's fit, isn't it?

You guys, you know what I just realized? We've been in this situation before. Remember when we got lost in the woods? And I married that spider or something? Oh, how's that going? I think bad bad because I kind of forgot what that happened. Well I have such a vague recollection of that that I'm comfortable with a full reset. Yeah, on the island let's say this on the island full reset. So we're not mad at Adel anymore. Aaron's not married to a spider. JPC. That's true.

Staying mad at Adel is going to be counterproductive to our survival. So we should always we should just blanket reset and focus on goals. And our goal is we all want to get out of here a lot. Let's say it on three. Yeah, okay. We're going on three. Ready? One, two, three. One, two, three. BeConn better than our friendship. Listenable patron, material. Whoa! Oh no! The only time we ever yes-and-it on the show,

we were both trying to do a no. It was complete by complete accident. But I guess, you know, different minds think alike, and you know, I'm sorry Adela, but we're overruling, so the goal here is to not come up with listenable Patreon content, which we're not recording this, so that would be silly anyway,

it's to become better friends, so we have, that has to be our primary objective. But also, I don't wanna die here. I don't wanna die like that. Yeah, I don't wanna die here either. I don't trust you guys to do an adequate funeral for me. Well, I feel like we'd have, okay. So the tombstone would probably be like wood

or something or like styrofoam. So can you just let Jeff probes the crab with a sock do it? Wait, where'd he go? Shit. Shit, okay, well that's another threat that's no present on the island you have to look out for So grab with the sock that's coming back the single that hates me grab with the sock and a shark that stole our cooler The oatmeal cream pies now

You know, I also don't want to die because Remember there's a lot riding on us staying alive on this island. Yeah, if we die here. There is a whole staying alive on this island. If we die here, there is a whole group of people that make and sell mattresses that will not be able to get their product into people's hands. And those people will die as well. We have a mattress ecosystem that our podcast is solely responsible for. And we have to keep that going for them. I can't help but feel responsible for this a little bit because I'm the one who's turning 30 and if I had just decided to stay in my 20s maybe this wouldn't happen. Aaron likes up your apology. I accept your apology as well. Look we can play the listeners are gonna yell at you guys for that one. Well don't ever hear this it's not being recorded. We could

play the blame game. We can play the blame game all day. Okay, so you know theoretically Addle was happy Blamey Blamey Blamey Blamey Blamey even man of fan of boobamey At all blamey Blamey Blamey Blamey I'm probably the one to blame me the most blame me We could conserve our energy, but JPC play me play me, but play me, but play me, but play me God damn you are so fast. You gotta wait so quickly. Well, he has a sock now Okay First order of business. Yeah, while we have on

Okay, first order of business. Yeah, well, we have on. First order of business, it sounds like pretty quickly, you've decided that you're the leader of this group. I don't know, I think I've established that position over the past three or four years. Wow, this is becoming, what's the name of that book? I've been out in the sun so long, I can't remember references.

You know, this is becoming Lord of the Flies. Okay, well as Lord of the Flies, I have rules to establish. The first thing that we have to do is we need shelter because you know the debt, the debt, the beaches basically a desert, we could all agree with that, the sand, which means it's hot during the day and very cold at night. Okay, how do you school, treat Steer Queen? So let's get, okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, second order of business. We'll all say it on three. One, two, three, guys. Learn something new about each other.

Why are all we? Start a fire. Start a fire. Okay, so let me grab some, oh, I found some palm fronds. Let me. Okay. Okay. Here, oh, swan.

Oh, wow, wow, wow. Wow, a swan. Qua, qua, qua, qua. Wow, where did you learn how to do origami on pulp frauds? I spent six months in origami Michigan. Hmm. Um, you know what? By the way, JPC, I'm cool with you being in charge. I don't mind you being the delegator. Okay.

Put me to work. I know that I have a lot of power in other areas of my life, so I don't mind you being the delegator. Okay. Put me to work. I know that I have a lot of power in other areas of my life, so I don't need to bring that baggage with me to this experience. Well, Aaron, while we're delegating, the first thing that we're definitely going to need in the house that we're going to build is a monkey butler. And we're on island. So if I trust anyone to be friend, a monkey, and I don't know, kind of explain to them I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know You think Jane Goodall top monkeys had a bottle? I think you dot monkeys do you a lot of Well now I do think it maybe I think Jane Goodall maybe was chimpanzees correct? Oh well I thought she was who was gorillas in the mist?

That could have also been Jane Goodall now we have gorillas chimpanzees and monkeys I think that those are three different things and I think they're three wildly different things so What you know what I know is Jane Goodall was a monkey pervert and a wonderful feminine. Davey Jones. Davey Jones. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Ergon, I'm crying because I'm so sad because we're never going to get off this island to make that our new merch. Jane Goodall was a monkey pervert.

No, no, we're not going to do that. We're gonna honor her. She's done a lot of beautiful things for the world. But I am gonna call her a monkey pervert by your back. Okay, so Aaron's gonna establish some sort of relationship with a monkey, a chip, or a girl, whatever's on this island, we're not picky. We will. We'll try it with a sock. Yeah, a lemur, I don't know what camp that falls into.

One of the ones with a huge eyes. I'd love to get one of those guys. Oh, a lemur, I don't know what camp that falls into. What are the ones with the huge eyes? I'd love to get one of those guys. Oh, a subumafu. A subumafu. That can't be right. It's not, but I love it. That's like a Harry Potter creature. The subumafu.

It's a lemur from PBS. Yeah, so if, yeah, if Aaron can find us as a boom of food that knows how to cook, clean, and make, you know, just witty, snappy, repartee, That's perfect. Oh, oh, JBC, down the beach there are cooler washers sure. Do you mind running down there and grabbing it? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that is our cooler. Okay, I'll be right back. Hey, Aaron. What's up? We're eating. Huh? We're gonna eat him, bro. Well, maybe, but I don't know if you notice but while we're standing here a bottle washed up A shore and I put my foot over it and it broke and all the glasses in my foot that and that happens to be the foot that I took my sock off on but good story

You should tell it at parties What there's a letter or something in the bottle? Okay, I don't I don't trust GPC, he's so power-hungry ever since we got here. So I thought maybe you and I could take a look at it. Okay, are we starting an alliance? I think so, I think we're this like survivor. We're signing an alliance. Okay cool, I'll read it.

I'll have to cover in blood, this is fucking disgusting. Oh, it's a map. Oh my god. It's a treasure map. Oh, it's a treasure map. Don't tell him. Okay, don't tell him. Oh my god, it's a treasure map Don't tell her okay, don't tell him don't tell okay gang bad news. Re the cooler That was that was our cooler that was our cooler that washed up on the beach It looks like I could not get it the shark has set up a little beach front store

He is Tom. He's Tom nooking this thing and he is he is gonna sell us our oatmeal cream pies It was really really a trial to communicate with that shark But it appears that what we have for our money is not the currency that the shark takes So we'll have to figure out how to obtain some shark currency if we ever want to trade back for our food supply Let's take like reef like like sand dollars? Sand dollars? I tried to ask him, I couldn't understand a fucking word. He was saying, it was, it was, you know, normally with like other humans,

we don't speak the same language, nonverbal cues can come in handy with a shark. It's like dead eyes and lots of teeth. So all I was getting was anger and I investigated myself in the situation. And he does not stop moving. So that's like just straight up. Oh no, he's coming, he's not only not stop moving. He's what you just tried to offer. Oh no, he's not only not stop moving.

He's coming this way, because I stepped on a glass. My foot's bleeding. Just walk up further on the beach. Just walk up further on the beach. Okay, okay. Oh, he's still coming. Wait, did you step on this glass because you were trying to get Aaron to touch your feet?

Yes. Stop doing that. We get so many bills about that. You're a regular Jane Goodall pervert. No, don't. Everybody, I can make that joke and I don't know why I'm the only one who's allowed to, but I can. No pervert.

Alright, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to try and get away from this shark. Alright, I'll, I'll be back guys. I'll be back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. JPC.

Yeah. Are you interested? He's gone. I know. I'm talking to you. Yeah, but you're whispering to me. Oh, I don't know. So you know what? Were you guys doing a secret together? No, no, no, of course not.

Okay, good. Hey guys, where are we? Where are we? He's doing jokes. Where are we? He's doing jokes to himself. He's goddamnit. That's a, we will have to unpack that later.

We might not have time to unpack that. With sucks. That's not normal, by the way, to do that. If you're the type of person who's doing jokes to yourself just though. It's okay. Yes, Aaron Do you want to start in a lion's course? Of course, okay, of course just so we're in the same page So we're like if shit hits the van we're eating in first, right? And I don't want you to think that how quickly I Agree to start this alliance means that if literally anyone wants to start an alliance

I'll agree to it that quickly because It's because it's me, specific. It's because it's you. It's not like I walked over to that shark, understood him perfectly, entered into all the alliance with him, and then told him about Adel's bloody foot that I smelled. It's nothing like that. Alright, well, I have some questions now. Okay, are any of them about the monkey butler because I've been gone for like a minute and a half and I'd really love to know what kind of progress we've been through.

Okay, I'll go. Okay, I don't what's seen what we have here. Started the tree that looks like a star. Take five steps north and there you are. Well, I'll find the treasure. Shut up, Segal. Segal, shut up. I'm a parrot.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were the Segal I got into a fight. Are you the... I don't hear my feelings. You said find the treasures. I'm a parrot! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the seagull I got into a fight. Are you the... You hurt my feelings! Uh, you said find the treasures. Uh, uh, where's the treasure? You called me a rat bird. I'm not going to tell you.

What? I called you a seagull. That's a rat bird! A rat bird? No, those are pigeons. A bird? That's a rat! Pigeons are rat birds.

No, seagulls are the rats of the sky. Pigeons are the... Huh? No, seagulls are like the raccoons of the sky. Piges are the rats of the sky. Pigeons are the... no seagulls are like the raccoons of the sky. Pigeons are the rats of the sky. Okay what's that for me? Are the... oh, I want to say the dogs of the cage. Fair to the dogs of the cage, right? That's a great band name. Addle, remember this. Start a band called the rats of the shop. It's lost. I forgot it Okay, so um pair I have this map does this mean anything to you? Where do I find this this X is? It seems to be near here

Where do I where do I go? The treasure is not what you think you might be surprised Okay, um, I'm flying away fuck fuck fuck Okay, let's see here if I go over here. Oh, well, I've lied away! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Okay, let's see here if I can go over here. Oh, there's a shovel! Okay, I can use this to kill one of them. Alright, let's keep going. Let's see here. Okay.

Oh, there's a statue. It says, oh, on the map here, it says, knock three times on the face of the statue. Okay, here we go. Ow, ow, ow! Sorry, sorry, are you- What in the hell? I'm sorry, I thought, because you're stone, I thought you wouldn't feel- What? I'm so- What kind of logic is that? Something stone feels?

No, it's just where I come from. Oh, that sounds weird. Well, I don't know where you come from, where I come from we don't introduce ourselves to folk by punching them in the face three times. I'm so sorry. I just, I got into a spat with a parrot. Oh yeah that's my old parrot. I know that parrot. Oh. Or you, oh my, you're a statue of a pirate.

Did you get turned to stone? Well it's actually a funny story. Uh, wait did you say did I get turned to stone? Mm-hmm. Yeah that's actually a funny story. Wait, did you say did I get turned to stone? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the story, yes. Is there a funny part that I'm missing? No, I'm sorry, I thought you said no one usually gets it in one. But yeah, I was turned to stone on this island.

So I am here forever, can't move, but can still communicate. And this is my burden for the rest of time. Do you know what? Until the curse has lifted. Oh! I don't have a ton of time but do you know that song? A turn to stone? When it down and down.

I turn to yellow. Let's keep it that way. Damn. Damn, that's you. Yeah. Things got pretty caddy on the pirate ship and I was one of the caddy's do I have to You should the treasure yeah, please don't and don't jump to that Well, I wasn't going to just I just met you you've gone for punching me in the face to kissing me a lot to look back there

Is there a Treasure yeah, is there treasure? Yes, there's a treasure around here. And I'd love for you to find it. Oh, great. Thank you. What's that? That was out loud. Okay, yeah, you want to find the treasure.

I can definitely help you find it. So you found the tree with the star. You found the shovel by the bench. So you found the tree with the star. You found the shovel by the bench. And you found the statue that can talk. Yep, and a parrot as well. That's not part of it. That's just, I give him, that's my own parrot. Miss that guy.

Hate that guy, miss that guy. Compatient relationship between me and the parrot. Yeah, it sounds like it. It sounds like it. Mm-hmm. So can you point me because the... Ah! He's my bathroom! Oh yeah, you are covered in shit. Am I? But my best friend! I can't see because I can't move. So, you know, eventually it also

starts feeling like statue. Oh yeah, can you imagine that's so nice to have your best friend in your bathroom be the same person? What a dream. Don't need to imagine it because it's kind of like the reverse of what I'm actually living What a dream anyway, yes, all you're gonna want to do is go 40 paces inward Take it left at the old creek and then follow it down to the mysterious cave. Okay, once you get to oh go ahead Oh, what's your say? What's a pace? What's a pace? Yeah, 40 paces.

Is that like a step? Nope, it's 40 Lee Paces. Now he's 6'4. So just do the math on that, okay? 6'4. Lee Paces 6'4. He's a fucking giant. What a hunt.

And then he said, how do I tell the old creek from the new creek? What's that? He said, turn left at the old creek.ick from the new Crick? What's that? You said turn left at the old Crick? One of them will be like gentrified. Like a lot of new development, like you know, a poor concrete and stuff.

The other one just kind of looks like a natural Crick. Yeah, the new Crick, it's like, the property values are higher because they've had a lot of, like, you know, outside money come in. Gotta fix it up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, then they just pocket the cash when they flip the creek. It's honestly horrible what they do to the creek,

but anyway, that's what you want to do. You want to get to that old mysterious cave and start digging, and then you'll find the treasure. He he he he. Enjoy. Are you trying to back up, because you're a statue? I'm sorry, was I making a beep beep beep so All right later buddy. Thank you. Have a good one

Okay, if I were as a boom a food butler where would I live? I'm so weird that JPC Didn't delegate me to find drinkable water or dry wood for fire He told me to find a monkey butler but that's a patriarchy. Should have been an image hierarchy. Should have gotten it in charge. Um, hello? Well, you're swinging back and forth. You took my wallet. Come on, man, give me my wallet back. I'm good. I can't.

Ah, fuck, I'm gonna get in. I swear to God if I get in shape on this island, I will never forgive Adal. Oh, wait, did you say get into shape? Oh! Are you a monkey guru? Gerard Butler. Oh, you're Gerard Butler?

Or just a monkey named Gerard Butler? I'm a monkey named Gerard Butler, but I got Jack! Wow, you're a little scary! Your tail is Jack! Oh, thank you! It's my big muscle! What's the name of this island? Oh, the name of this island is... Earth Day Coal!

That's a little weird. Huh? Oh, the name of this island is Earth Day Coal. That's a little weird. Huh? Is it? What's your name? What's your name? My name? Yeah.

Aaron Eared... Err... Err... Err... Denim. I'm difficult to call your name weird, but that's actually a pretty good name. Okay, cool. My name is Err... Denim. And I just moved here, and I'm difficult your name weird, but that's actually a pretty good name. Okay, cool. My name is Airhead Denim and I just moved here and I'm hiring. Do you have any experience buttolling?

I have experience battling. That's not entirely helpful. That's not a 99 other monkeys. Holy shit. I killed an army. I kicked a man into a well in slow motion. Oh God. Oh like your art butler That doesn't matter You mean your name I fight doesn't matter. Um, so if you're interested

I'm gonna just get some of these leaves these aren't poison ivy right a poison oak. I don't know. I don't know I have a little slime for you. Mm-hmm I don't know. I don't know anything. I have a little slime for you. Mm-hmm. If it's something that you take, it will never hurt your face. If you rip a little leaf, there's no poison in it. See? It is it. Poison ivy. That makes me cry. Okay, well my arms are itching. So that was definitely poison ivy. Yeah, okay. So I'm going to write down just an application. I'm gonna do a couple of these If you want to go and give these to your friends. We're hiring. We're interviewing We're looking for someone who can bottle who can make some jokes who can say things like you rank

Yeah, we're really interested in something like that if not we do have a volleyball that we could put a bloody Handprint on and that could be our Butler. Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! What's going on? Hi, Ring! Hi, Ring! Oh, um, hi. Hi, my name is um... Sorry, you just made me feel so nervous. My name is Airhead Dennis. Oh, someone's here. You're hiring for a job? Yeah, I'm trying to be about benefit structure.

Wow, I think the benefit is that we would probably never eat you when it came to that. We would get emotionally attached to you. I don't know if we should hire you because I don't know if I feel like it would be complicated. Are we honest? I'm on monkey unemployment right now. And it's kind of a sweet gig. And I don't, if I'm going to accept a job, it has to be at a, it has to be the right fit for me. All right, well, if you have any questions, I'm happy to answer them.

My friend gave me all the information I needed on this, just that we needed a monkey-bullard. Starting salary? Starting salary? You know, starting salary. Monkeys love salary. What amount of salary? I get as a signing bonus?

Yeah, I'd say like you get some Christmas salary for sure. Signing bonus celery Not a lot of clork value in it sort of like eating air and water With a little bit of a crunch, but yeah, well, we'll get you celery. We can probably Yeah, so we have dental Two weeks paid leaves you're gonna get paid in leaves for two weeks paid leaves. You're gonna get paid in leaves for two weeks. Oh, leaves! Yeah, I like leaves. Wait, the applications were written on leaves.

Can't I just collect all the applications and be rich? No, that's... I'm sorry, stupid. Stupid, stupid. Oh, come on, come on, Gerard Butler. I mean, everyone thinks you're dumb, but you don't need to think you're dumb too. That's just piling on Kiling on Yeah, Kyle. Um, why don't you if you like have the time or whatever come on down to the beach

We don't have a shelter water or fire yet, but I mean, if I have the time I'll definitely stop by My day is pretty busy. I'm Boogie Burding, and I am doing a dance contest. But yeah, you're party-sale contest. A dance contest. I'll check it out. What's the, what do you win for the dance contest?

It's kind of like just a point of pride thing on the island. Do you maybe need a partner? Maybe we could train together. Can you give give me let's just give me 16 bars. Alright, uh, count me in. 10, 15, now I'm a monkey. I'm 16. Four. Hey, go on. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- about you blowing. The worst part is I keep making the same mistakes over and over in romantic relationships. I never learned. Okay, Adela is off fixing his foot or whatever running from the shark air and is finding the monkey,

and I have got the coconut phone and coconut radio all set up. So, first order of business. Call into some radio stations, try to be callin' number seven, try to win those concert tickets. Here we go. K-phone noises. Hey, this is 97.2, the Wacadoo. We're taking a first color to win some concert tickets

to a concert for Hey Riddle and Honolulu Hawaii. We got color number four or are you online? Oh, I'm color number four. Is it color number seven that you're looking for? We're looking for color number one. And I'm color number four? Yep. Yep.

What is this? So you, wait, hold on now. You've given up the prize already. You're still just accepting colors? Yep, that's what we do over here at Wackadoo in the piss. I'm the piss, and he's the Wackadoo doo doo. I'm sorry. What did you say that these tickets were for? They're for a live show for Hey Riddle Rittle comedy podcast in Honolulu, Hawaii. Oh, how I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he keeps having strokes on the air, so we call them wagging to...

I'm sorry, this is, I really, really want to win those tickets. Do you guys know of any other local morning zoo crews that are giving away tickets to that show that I might still be able to hit? Of course, we'll list all of them off right now. You want to go to 104.3, the Junction! 107.8, a little duck in the other one. Ha ha ha. Or you want to make your way over to 420.69

with blunt man and the sucker. Oh, one, 98.6, the priest and the little duck. OK. Hey, can I be honest with you guys? We love if you were, we hate Artifists. I know that you already give away the ticket. It sucks that you're still accepted collars. I know that you already give away the ticket. This is GPC from Hey Red Hope Reddell.

I'm assuming that you guys... Okay, we get that all the time. I understand, I understand. I trust me, I get that all the time I understand I understand I trust me I use it all the time um but something terrible happened me and my friends we were supposed to I have friends of strong co-workers me and my co-workers were on our way to Hawaii to do I'm so sorry we have to do a quick advertisement right here we're doing an advertisement for phone batteries just remember if you're stranded on a desert island don don't do anything stupid with your phone. Save that battery. I'm the piss!

And I'm the Wackadoo! Okay, piss and Wackadoo, I really do need your help. I'm stranded. It's funny that you actually... What was that I thought? Phone batteries... Sick. Uh-oh. Time to press this button because it's Wackadoo Code Red. Wackadoo Code Red! What did I win? What did I win? You have to answer a RIDDLE! Oh, fuck my whole life.

Let's hear it from Blue Book here, okay? No, that's a Blue Book! God, okay, fuck, okay, focus JPC. Now, normally you're the one that just does comedy answers on the show, but this time you really have to get the answer, right? Alright, so a man and his cousin are riding on a police horse. And so... And...

He's... Starts... What? Excuse me, you're skipping, you're skipping, I can't hear... The name, okay. And that's the riddle, and you can enter it after our song. Remember this radio station only plays? College, Jakapela, and musicals from before 1940. I think I hear a waterfall. That must be the old mystery cave. Oh, that's it.

I think I hear a waterfall. That must be the old mystery cave. Okay. All right, let's just go with it. A lot of bats. My bats, my bats. What was that? My bats. Okay, all right. Oh, there's a chest in the back of the cave. Oh, it's locked. Oh, sorry, I was just changing. I'm so sorry.

I'm embarrassed. Why am I always accidentally a perfect? In my defense, you did not. How can I help you? I didn't, I'm so sorry, I didn't know to knock. I think I just, I thought, I saw a chest and I assumed treasure. No, no, no, no, I'm so sorry. I filled a bunch of putting on my shirt earlier and I was trying it Yeah, do you have any leftover? No fresh out of all food. How can I help you?

Are you I started to tell are you a human or are you? What are you? That's a little rude. I'm full human Sorry, it's just the angle you're standing. Okay, it's fine, I've already been very humiliated by you, you saw me changing. Can I just tell you? The bats are hitting you weird, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry. You made my best friends. Let's talk. Welcome to the cave. Do you know what you found here? Because I can tell you. As far as, let me take this out. Unroll. Sorry, it's covered in blood. I found this treasure map.

And I found this tree. It looks like a star. I found the shovel by the bench. I met the parrot, which I don't think you're supposed to know about him anyway. I found the statue. I'm one of those parrots, bathrooms. Oh, oh, nice.

You covered it. I don't know, but I met the pirate who was turning to a statue. I went by the old creek and took a left. That's a great story. You should tell it at parties. It was a new creek or the... I can't remember.

Well, then I found the mystery cave. So I'm looking for the treasure, which I assumed was inside this chest. The treasure chest. The treasure chest. You think that there's real treasure here. Oh, did I say that out loud? I didn't mean to. Actually, the only thing you really need to find in this cave is there's this little

trap door right here and it's sort of a portal. What? Yeah it's sort of a portal and it doesn't necessarily take you where you think you're gonna go. It can take you to different episodes of Hey Riddle Riddle. Are you serious? No, but it never has to go in there, yeah. Usually just people getting their master's degrees who don't have very funny co-workers who are interested in this kind of thing. Okay, can I choose or is it just at random? No, I'll take you to any episode. It could even take you to a bad one. So I wouldn't risk it. Well, that's any episode. I'm actually the guard of this. Oh, yeah. So how can I, what can I do to get past you?

I don't know. Do you have any shark currency? Oh, can you tell me what that is? Because we met a shark who's selling our oatmeal cream pies, which is fucking insane. But he only takes shark currency and we don't know what that is. I don't know. You have to ask him. Hopefully, one of you, I assume you're here with other people,

having a alliance with him and can ask him what the currency is. And if you come back here with the currency... Yes? I will let you come in. And... Let's pass you down the trap door! Oh! Damn.

Here we go, in episode one! I'm not going to beat you before I break the brick door! I can't beat your hate, rid to brick, y'all. No shit, no shit. Oh, sure luck. This is riddle show. What do we call this? I think we're calling it stuck in the riddle with you? This is stuck in the riddle with you.

Free man and a riddle lady. I'm hearing that out loud now, and I don't love that as a title. Can we come up with maybe a third worst version of that? Yeah, um, riddle. Cause I like that one, that's fun. But maybe just like, maybe like three ideas worse than that one.

Are you, I'm sorry, this is the first episode. I don't even know we're gonna release this or just, you know, trash this and then chalk it up to practice, but it sure is like you're already vying for control of the group. I don't know that that's true, but I do think that that's worth mentioning. I'll take that down in the minutes right now, and then whoever we elect as council president

will of course use those minutes and incorporate them into future meetings that we do. I know I'm just a regular airhead denim, but what if we don't put riddle in the title so we're not completely trapped by them 150 episodes in? No, now we're good. Okay, that makes sense to me and I as much control as I can have in as little effort as I can put it. That's my motto.

And I'm yanking you out of, excuse me. Well, you cannot just go into any episode you want. You can't fuck with the space riddle continuum or something. I don't know. The space, look, can you hear yourself? I don't. I'm so free. There I go.

Here we go, hey riddle city. Hey, what's the big idea? Take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, take me out, please. No, no. Yeah, you come in here. You tampon thief pervert with your bloody feet and you ruin everything. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know my name. I'm not Brixton Hart.

My name is Adolfie. I played Brixton Hart once. This has got to be so confusing for me. Oh, you're breaking my little brain. I'm turning into a wackado. Well, your words, not mine. But I am trying to get home. And I think somewhere in here is a treasure.

This space, little continuum. It's breaking your friendship from all 150 episodes is starting to break We'll be right back after this Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry, are you in the phone? Uh, 90 more. Am I interrupting you? No, it's okay. I couldn't solve the riddle and I wasn't the first caller anyways. You didn't try to call like 911 or something that actually helps people 911 Aaron I can't win fucking tickets on 911. Okay, so no 911 you're in the air. Oh

Boy, I was already for this It by the first caller you will you're not today, but what do you what do you have to say? Okay, well, I i want to win that trip shhh yeah i guess uh... could i sing the fart song like all the pretty much we only play music from the police oh oh that should be the model please okay anyway i think that they hung up on me uh... what can help you with?

I got a monkey phone, a coconut phone, coconut radio going on over here, but again, haven't wanted any concert tickets yet. I will keep the group abreast. I tried. I met a bunch of monkeys, lemurs, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo- Applications and one of them was so cute. Oh my god you would have died you so cute. Was it Kyle? Oh my god, you know about Kyle. Well, I've been watching him bookie board on the beach. Oh, so he's out of control good Really? Oh hot and talented and I got to say He showed up to the dance contest with a very good dance monkey and they destroyed the dance contest Oh, yeah, it? The dance contest happened? Yeah, it already happened. How killed it?

Oh, I got lost in there. I must have been there in there for a while. I would have liked to be at the dance contest. I feel a little bit better. It wasn't that fun. I mean, they were my ties and hurricanes, but they were made by monkeys, so they were only like half good. Um, and it's, you know, the conversation was fun, I guess.

The music was really good. I guess it was a fun time. I had a good time. Okay, it feels like I'm missing out on a lot of really cool shit here. I don't know. I don't think so. The Water balloon fight after the dance contest was a ton of fun. Well, I guess it's not.

It wasn't water. It was like, I don't know, the juice of a mango, I guess, and everyone kind of got all sticky, but it was like sticky and fun. And you, I need to do it a party. Oh, yeah I mean if I ever go to a party get watch I did tell it at the after party From some of the monkeys that didn't make it to the dance contest on the water balloon fight Some of us are trying to work Okay, so so you found a monkey baller. No, I handed out some applications. Hopefully some of them will be here

Trying to work. Okay, I got it. Oh, okay. out some applications. Hopefully some of them will be here and I want to introduce us. I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Trying to work. Oh, okay. What are you doing? Wishing your phone battery? First of all, yes. Second of all, you're gonna feel real stupid if I win these concert tickets.

You're right. Tickets, tickets, tickets, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick We get so many emails from just from the very beginning everyone's favorite character is Kyle the monkey You know when I first started this podcast I wanted to ask my friend JPC But then there was some sort of weird shift and he disappeared That's not too thick too hard about that kind of the monkeys here. He's down for some monkey business Does everyone feel like something's off? Like it feels like we're- Oh, is it your microphone? No, yeah, I mean, yeah, it feels like something's weird. Doesn't matter.

She said the weirdest deja vu. deja vu, more like deja bru, who wants Dunkin' Donuts coffee? Oh, Kyle. That's so funny. Kyle, you say the craziest stuff. Kyle, stop it. Don't get nervous.

And got everyone's favorite. For Addle, a black coffee and for Aaron, a black coffee. And it means the right thing for both people. So Aaron's means iced coffee and Addle's means hot coffee. Even though they both just ordered black coffee. Kyle's a mind reader and Kyle can get that right. Kyle, you're the best and you're famously really bad with money. Uh-oh, yeah. Well, you mean short currency.

Yeah. Currency, currency, currency, currency, currency, currency. Come on in everyone. Welcome to travel council. I'm a crab with a sock. And tonight we know who you are, Jeff. Tonight, I'm a crab with a sock and tonight. We know who you are Jeff Tonight, well flashed if we're all announcing who we are. I'm a shark who owns a oatmeal cream pie stand. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we saw business as booming and you're opening a second long vacation Yeah, I'm opening a second location deeper into the jungle and I will tell you what I have never had so much Deeper into the jungle and I will tell you what I have never had so much

Shaku-turi Aaron I'm sorry shakurren see which is as we all know meets Jesus crackers on a board. All right JPC remember that jerk Their head currency is meat cheeses Erad how have you felt about the alliances in the first few days here? Well Jeff that's a really good question. I feel like all of us who are fans Know that like the Alliance as you make at the beginning can sort of hurt you or carry It's time to vote. Okay. Um, before we go. Have you guys seen our friend Adel because We've been kind of looking for him and it's turning to get dark and we don't have a shelter or a water or fire or anything And I'm turning a little bit worried that he's bleeding out through it's time to vote if anybody has a hidden immunity idol play it now I have a hidden immunity

idol it is your word it's a coconut radio okay I'm sorry I'm sorry you didn't tell me you had a hidden immunity idol well that's the way that the game is played and sometimes the game plays you Aaron and don't forget this season it's all in the honor system, so just let me know if you have one and you're safe. Oh, I have one. Okay, then you're safe. I'd like to use my challenge idol. Okay, go ahead. I'd like to challenge her beauty idol.

And can you let everyone know what that does? Yeah, so normally it's the honor system. We don't have to let people know if we have one, but I'm going to use my challenge idol, which I do have. No reason to look into that challenge that she doesn't actually have in the beauty of the idol. Aaron, you've been challenged. GPC. Fine, I don't have an immunity item.

Vote me off. Do I, if I vote, get voted off, do I get to go home? Where do I go? Aaron, bring me your torch. In this game, fire represents life. And um... Oh, we just have fire. Okay, we're third of the way there.

I have now extinguished your torch. I want you to go ahead and head home. You will home home. This is a headgun podcast. This is a headgun podcast. This is a headgun. I Addle Addle Addle wait wake up. What? Jesus Something wrong. Oh

No, Aaron what's wrong did I oh did all of a sleep? No, Addle it looks like maybe you got you walks like 15 feet down the beach and then you passed out because your foot was bleeding What's been going on? Oh my digits is playing Out right now, isn't it? I don't know. I know something weird happened. I think you drink seawater. What weird happened? What we're in happen? So we finally got through to that radio station and we JPC was trying to win free tickets and then they were like he was like I'm JPC from Hayrittle riddle and they were like there's no JPC on Hayrittle riddle And they he then he said what about Aaron and then pissed was like there's no Aaron on Hayrittle riddle Turns out someone flocked with the space riddle continuum or continue Hey, everyone we're getting it started here in just a few minutes. It seems like Hayward a little has not, we haven't, we haven't heard from them in a little

bit, but if everyone is just patient, we are going to continue to play some Alt Rock music and then Hayward a little take the stage here in Honolulu. Mahalo, thank you all so much. We'll be right back. We're very polite fans, that's okay. We're infinitely patient as evidence that we're still listening to this show. Yeah, when we meet the three hosts in the line afterwards, we're gonna be at God damn delight. Fuck zone, fuck zone. Fuck zone. Do you guys think, hey, I'm sorry, this is Steve from the crowd. Oh, hey Steve. Do you guys think that when they told us that they were doing the show in Hawaii and they told us all the book flights out here in Hawaii, they were maybe just messing with us.

And they're not going to show up. Oh, that does seem like something they would do. That sounds like them. I work in a sciencey job and I get to listen to podcasts at my desk. My name is Elizabeth and I'm from a town. I'm Steve, I'm 12, I'm here with my mom. Steve, you should not be listening to the show, buddy. I started listening when I was 9. Oh no.

My name is Joe Ziya. I'm a youth minister. That's cool. Is it? Yeah. Okay. Well, it's not cool, but it's not not cool. It's just regular. It's normal, I'd say. Yeah, whenever I say my profession someone usually says, oh, that's cool. Which to me, reads as it's not cool. Because if it was cool, you wouldn't say anything. You wouldn't horn it out or make a show of saying it's cool and normal, right? I think if the three of us just wanted to talk, we should sit closer together.

Let us pray. I know I got mad, I think I want to go now. I think I want to go now. Dear God. I think I want to go now. Dear dear god. You're dead. Addle, Addle, Addle. What, what, what? Listen, what? Some, I don't know what the fuck you did, but you fucked with something, and now Hey, Riddle, Riddle, and the whole back catalog doesn't exist.

So all of that work was for nothing. It's you on the show with a monkey, and what does it say here? What did I get replaced with? Okay, I'll make it up okay fine I'll make it up wait wait wait were you asking us to fill in the blank there I thought that maybe you would say what I got replaced with on the show but I guess that that's a woman's job. Aaron, why would I make up what you got turned into because I'm wearing... fuck, I'll say it, a shirt. I guess I have to do everything. Look, look, we are tearing into each other. We're tearing into each other, but let's let's remember, we're stuck on this island,

Adel, Aaron, and a talking shark. And we have to work together to get back to civilization. Talking shark shark barkman. Yeah. What? Yeah that's my name. Shark Shark Barkman. Fine I'll say it. I got replaced by a pie wearing a dress and fake eyelashes. Uprains. Come on. No it's a savory pie. We have we have to make our way back. It's the only way it's the only way to fix all this. Will Shark, can you swim Mr. Honolulu? Fuck you. Okay, then what do we do here? We didn't get to have a monkey butler. We never made a shelter. Adel, you did something that fucked with our friendship, which I thought was a treasure. Aaron, that's it! There is no treasure, because our friendship is the real treasure.

Wow, our friendship is the real treasure. I just, like JPC and I said at the beginning, we didn't care. Like me and Kyle the monkey said at the beginning the the treasure treasure the treasure we want we don't care about being safe we don't care about being safe we just care about about straining our friends our friendship you guys are my best fine I'll fucking say it. Friends. Okay. Thanks for having my back. And Adel, I found out this place is called Birthday Cove, which is a little weird and sort of feels like maybe someone planned this

to get us to understand that the treasure was us and our friendship the whole time. Zip! Ha ha! It's me, Kay! Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to walk into changing! Oh god, I- Looks me Casey Tony walk into changing. Oh, my god. It looks me, Casey Tony. Editor of the show, you know? I planned this whole trip.

Casey, this seems expensive. No, I'd put it on the card. Oh, Casey, we're ruined. I can't believe you did that. Uh oh, sorry. Are you daddy, sorry? We can't say that at you, Casey. And look, remember when we saw that scene in Honolulu Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the whole time. Wait, this was the show? Ugh.

It's disappointing to see them in person. They don't look how the way I imagined them. I'd like to show what people are playing with more structure. They're messing real life too. I'm disappointed. Disappointed. Disappointed. Hey JPC and Aaron for today's Patreon. I want to do remember that into the woods kind of episode we did where we lost in the forest. Yeah, I want to do something like that but maybe we're

like stranded on a beach, like a desert island. Well, that's fun. That could work, yeah. Can I just pitch something else to? Yeah. Sure. Maybe we should, like, introduce a space where it'll continue on or whatever

into our episodes, because that would maybe be a fun thing to play with. Actually, let's just do Woodie Reathers. Okay. Okay, would you rather give birth to a monkey or get funky with a chunky, funky, about, I don't have anything for this.

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Arnie Parrot sang and wrote every single freaking note of one, two, three, four, Hey, middle-ridd. Dulls, two, three, four, HATE, RITAL, RITAL, SCLOOCROOM! Uh-oh, sorry, audio daddy's sorry, case you'll put in his voice here, actually.