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Hey everyone it's me, Sprite Knightley! Welcome back to another episode of Family Fud. Now we here at Family Fud are going to play with two different families. We have the Cohen family and we have the Keith clan. Now what we're going to do is meet the foremost members of each of them up here at the podium. on up we have Mr. JPC John Patrick going watching introduce yourself tell some fun facts. Hi my name is JPC John Patrick Cohen I'm from India. I just said that. Go ahead. Okay. Okay. You pulled a knife. Yeah. And I'm combing my hair with it. We put the knife down. No, I'm combing my hair. What'd you see in him with Sprite Nightly?

Sprite Nightly. You've never seen the show, not a fan. And I'm Aaron Keith, and I can't do a cartwheel. Wow, Aaron, thanks so much. Can you do a back flip? No, Sprite. Thanks for asking. You're screaming. And I'm gonna shake your hand.

Okay, let me just move the knife over here. Oh, you're all shaking your hand too, okay. I'm not shaking his head. He's moved the knife to the head. Facing V, I'm not shaking it. I'm ready to play sprite. I'm ready to play sprite too, and I'm excited to be here, sprite.

Well, JPC, Aaron, I'm ready to play always as sprite nightly your host of fan, BleeFud. But we can't start unfortunately until I hear a fun fact from JPC um And you said you're from Indianapolis. That's not a fun fact. Oh, I was born at 7-11 The store the time the time. It's not fun It is a fact. I'm a cartwheellinging to miss. What was that, Aaron? Can he, John Petricone, can you do a cartwheel?

Our listeners don't like doubled up facts. Uh, one time I heard someone call my name and I turned around with my mouth open and someone threw a car mellow at it from across the room. That'll do. Thank you for that fun fact. Now, it was tryumphant to witness. Now, JPC and Aaron, hands behind your back,

sorry, one hand behind your back, one hand hovering, hovering above the buzzer. Which will make what sound when I buzz in? Well, you have to press the buzzer, but then you have to just say, I'm ready. Okay, I'm ready. Now, these buzzers are from an old game show in the 1940s called Whose Horses This. We had to repurpose them and unfortunately they didn't have electricity back in that

studio. So, it looks great, but unfortunately it does not work. Now, smells like a horse sprite. Thank you. Now we're, we all know how to play family fud, right? Yeah. Great. Go over the rules really quick. Now I'm going to ask a question. We all know how to play family food, right? Yeah. Let's get started. Go over the rules really quick.

Now I'm gonna ask a question. You are going to buzz in and then by buzz, of course, I mean, press down with your hands on the buzzer and yell, I'm ready. And then you're going to try and guess what the top answer is of that question. Now we pulled 100 horses about what their answers are to these questions.

Sprite, I grew up on a horse farm and I pulled 100 horses once and my grandpa slapped the bucket on my hand and he said, cows, I said cows. Now that's a fun fact. JBZ and Aaron, here we go. Your first question is, name a reason you might get rid of an old family heirloom.

Buzz. I'm ready we're still waiting okay do you see don't sorry Aaron JVC you ready uh sprite show me person who had it has now originally had it has passed away name reason you might get rid of an old family heirloom person who originally had it passed away. Oh, unfortunately, that is not on the board. It's right. Aaron, you have a chance to steal. Turns out it's associated with a bad thing. Like you find out that that family member

was involved in something bad. Unfortunately, that is also not on the board. JPC, you have a chance to re-steal. Okay, so it is, this is a reason that you would have. Name a reason. You might get rid of an old family heirloom. This is, it has it physically deteriorated just from age. Name a reason you might get rid of an old family heirloom is it has it physically deteriorated

from age? Ooh, you found our number one answer, broken. 29 horses said broken. Broken, yeah, okay. Now, JPC, your family, you and your three members of the family, you brought. You have a chance to pass or play. If you play, you're gonna try and guess

the rest of the board. If you pass, you're gonna let the keyf clan try and steal the board. We feel pretty confident that those idiots aren't gonna even come close. So we're gonna pass. keyf clan try and steal the board. We feel pretty confident that those idiots aren't gonna even come close. So we're gonna pass. You gesture towards your family when you said that. I'm sorry, I'm all turned around, Sprite. So you want to send us to the keyf family?

We're passing it to the key... well, no, we're the Cohen family. They're the keyf clan, even though... That's right, that's right. The sound would have worked for both of us. They got the alliteration and we didn't, but yeah, we're gonna pass to them. All right, Aaron, let's go over here and let's meet the next member of your family.

Please introduce us, who do we have here? Hi, I'm a sandwich, Aaron didn't get the time to eat before recording. I'm okay, hi, I'm here. Hi, sandwich. Now, I have to ask as the host of fan, BleeFood, what type of sandwich are you? Jokey sandwich avocado lettuce vegan mayo

One piece of bacon. I'm really scared. I'm gonna die after this Interesting me interesting now my mouth is watering now. I do have a question for you Which is you have turkey in you and yet you're using vegan mayo. Please explain. Oh, um, Aaron just likes the taste of it. Um, um, so Aaron made you? Yeah, she made me, she made me with chips. Now, uh, sandwich, I do have to ask for a fun fact.

My fun fact is I've only existed for like 26 minutes And Aaron made me with a gloom free bagel interesting now sandwich. I have to ask you name a reason You might get rid of an old family heirloom now you have number one answer on the board Which is broken that's already been revealed 29 horses responded broken or deteriorated. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, there's six answers left on the board. What is one that you want to say? It's worth a lot of money and so you want to sell it. Ooh, ding, ding, ding. The number four answer is sell, slash need money. 12 horses pulled, said that. Sandwich, congratulations. Thank you.

Alright, let's go down to meet the next member of the family here. Who do we have here? Uh, hello. I am a combination of all the women from errands childhood. My name is Magi Marinshila. Um, and I'm here with you today. Hello. Uh, hello.

Very nice to meet you. I'm Sprite Knightley. Uh, now Margie. Right. That's an odd name, but I like your face You got a nice face. Oh, thank you so much. My hair is quaffed and my skin is lotioned Great, and can you use my full name Margie Marine Sheila. Thank you. Margie marine Sheila Now when you say you're a combination of all the women that Aaron's ever known does that mean that there's Arms and legs sticking out at all a Kimbo from all angles under your uh...

Yes sort of but I'm sort of, I sort of feel like she's combining all of her mom's friends who would come around and tell Aaron that she was awesome and that they're gonna make Sapa for her. She's sort of like all the people who made Aaron Sapa, you get it. Oh I get it. And we can't continue until I know a fun fact. Uh, my fun fact is I went to Catholic school for 400 years somehow. And I got lots of funny stories about the nuns. That's my fun fact. Interesting. JPC, any response to that? Really sorry to my family. Shouldn't have passed.

Seems like they're getting these pretty easily. response to that? Really sorry to my family. Shouldn't have passed. Seems like they're getting these pretty easily. Uh-oh. Mr. JPC has initiated the regret buzzer. Now what we're going to do is we're going to move over to the Cohen family. Sorry. If you have regrets, you get one take back these.

Now JPC, you get a chance to get command or control of the board. Let's go ahead and meet your second family member down. I regret JPC saying that. Well, we're moving on over to the keyframe and we're back. Ah! Good answer. Good answer.

Good answer. We're clapping. My whole thing is saying. Good answer. Don't remember what I did the first time sprites, so couldn't possibly do it a second time. Uh-oh, you've initiated R&N's around. For 400 points, what was the response that you gave

that was the number one answer? Oh, Sprite, I would say that the physical composition of it had deteriorated a great deal over a stretch of years. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Oh, dang! Joking! That initiates our joking round.

A lot of rounds, Sprite. Come on, man. Seems like you could have done a little more explaining at the top of the game, Sprite. Sorry to feel like you don't have a lot of questions prepared in your sort of spinning the wheels of time here. No, no. Oh, you challenged me.

That's going to be a little one-on-one showdown, a Sprite Nightly showdown. So let's go back down to Mag Margie Night, Mag, Mag, Magical. I'm fine with you changing it every time, but it is Margie Marine Sheila. Go ahead. Let's go to Margie. Now, Margie, please name a reason. You might get rid of an old family heirloom. We have five answers left on the board

If you get this one you win the round You're moving and you don't have room anymore The number seven answer two horses pulled said moving Wow good answer That's real so you win the round we'll talk up some points for the keyf clan. I need JPC and Aaron back up with the podium What in behind it what there were seven answers and getting three of them is all you need well, I got bored Can you read the other ones? I? Don't feel like it. Do you want to guess?

Yeah, come on. Yeah, I'm guessing the Wow, is it guessing the rest of the game? I mean, it could be, but uh... Hi, Missy, I'm Widge. Go, please. Hey, it's your game's prank, it's your knife and we're at your mercy. Don't forget it. I love it. Samwich, there are five answers left on the board. Sorry, four answers left on the board.

Do you want to try and name some of them? I thought you were going to read them. Oh, you'll may read them? Yeah. OK. I'm a sandwich. Number one answer, 29 horses said broken, or as we said deteriorated.

22 horses pulled, said ugly. 18 horses said divorce. They screamed it, actually. 12 horses said sell, need money, as we mentioned. 10 horses said too much stuff might be hoarders. Five horses said family feud, which is a phrase I never thought we'd hear on this show. And number two, and two horses, I'm sorry, said moving.

Now, JPC and Aaron, are you happy? Is everybody happy? Let's just do a quick temperature check. Everybody feel like a big man. I'm happy, I'm happy. I'm happy too. Happy to be here Sprite Temperature check 103.2. Oh, boy. You might want to lay down. I'd love to Sprite, but my doctor says if I close my eyes even for a minute, it could be all over. Okay, well JPC and Aaron, let's see you back up at the podium, but one hand behind your back and one hand hovering above the buzzer, and actually we have to hear a quick

advertisement from one of our sponsors JPC Oh, that sounds good to me sprite. No, we need you to do one of the ads now The sponsor that you're going to be telling us about is bubbly soda Okay, um, just I can read the copy here. What's that? I can read the copy. Oh, you got copy? Let me crumble it up. OK. Did you know that Michael Buble is making a soda? Well, he is. And you just haven't tried it yet.

It's probably soda. Soda that's so spicy. You can't drink it very fast. And if you do, you'll hurt your esophagus. And what are some of the flavors? I've never tried it yet. Oh, it's about singing some of the flavors? I've like, I've got it. Yeah. Oh, sing us some of the flavors.

So Michael Blueblade has some great flavors. Sparkling champagne pair, hot oranges, whispered peach. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, I got a little bit of bacon in me. Oh, sandwich, it sounds like you want to do an ad. Oh, okay, I'll do an ad what do you want me to do for it? Sandwich, one of our sponsors is going to be the city of Fort Worth. Hi, I'm Sandwich, and I couldn't possibly know what Fort Worth is like. But you could, because you have a long life ahead of you.

Soon I'll be inside Aaron, which is a fate worth then going to Fort Worth is like. But you could continue have a long life ahead of you. Soon I'll be inside Aaron, which is a fate worth then going to Fort Worth. Fort Worth, better than being in a lady's stomach. Fort Worth, they probably have sandwiches, say hello to my friends who were sandwiches. Fort Worth, we've got ha, and oranges. Well that's not fair, you were reading the exact copy in front of you. Crump Flops throw. Fort Worth. Just having sandwich for work. Farworth, it's better than being inside a woman's stomach. Let's get back to the game.

We have a new question on the board, a new board entirely. Let's see here. It has seven answers, just so you know, there's seven answers up on the board. Hands hovering above the buzzers. Here we go. Where do kids nowadays spend most of their time? I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, Aaron, from the Keif clan, we heard you first. Go ahead and try and guess an answer. The mall. Where do kids nowadays spend most of their time? The number

four answer, 12 horses said the mall. Oh, I said that as a joke. Come on, we're going to pass. Okay, we're going over to the hell in clan. What's that JPC? Don't I get a chance? Don't I get a chance to get one the tire on the Board first. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Do you want to I feel like that's the rules, right? But it's your game and we can kind of play it how you play it well I thought earlier you said you have not watched family food Well never watched family fun, but I have seen, it doesn't matter, Sprite, it doesn't matter. Okay, well, if you feel like it, go ahead and try it.

Well, Sprite, it doesn't matter, relax. We would love to play, Sprite. And let me just ask you and your family members, do you have a knife or do any of you have knives? No, we had knives, but they took them away from us before we got to the stage. That's right, because I'm what? Smart. Smart.

They said, only the smart man gets the knife. Okay, so let's go back to your panel. JPC, let's go ahead and meet your first family member. Hey, they're Sprite. So happy to be here. Happy to be on the show. I'm JPC. Oh.

What, I guess technically, you know, I'm sorry, since memory, I say that I'm JPC, you can call me C21640. I am one of JPC's clones. Oh, okay. What makes you different from JPC? Are you mechanical? Are you... What's my idea for?

Sorry, let's go. Aaron has something to say. Aaron, let's get you. What did you have to say? We're kind of freaking out over here because Aaron's fourth family member, she wrote it down when you told us to have four family members prepared. I didn't tell you anything. Did I?

Aaron's fourth family member is a JPC clone. She wrote it down and now she sort of amazed that this has happened. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared.

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I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you're prepared. I don't know if you will. I'm a genetic duplicate of JPC, so really nothing separates us. That's why I made a mistake at first and said that my name was JPC, but he gets mad when I do that. My name is C2164Z.

C2164Z, we do need to hear a fun fact. Okay, a fun fact about me is that I have what is technically a genetically perfect penis, or was created with a genetically perfect penis? But then to match JPC they really rough that sucker up Well actually let's keep going down that rabbit hole. What do you mean by roughed up? Oh? Okay, well sandwich initiated the move on round. Oh, which means that we're gonna stay put and continue explore how you messed up your Venus.

Well, I- I didn't mess it up. The scientists did. They're good at their job, Sprite. All right, so, uh, C, C, we'll call you JPCC, just to- Nope, C2164Z, that's my name, Sprite. Can't possibly remember that, so JPCC, word of kids nowadays spend most of their time. There are six answers remaining on the board.

Well, Sprite, I know everything that JPC knows, show me school. The number two answer on the board, word of kids nowadays spend most of their time, number two, 22, horses horses pulled, said school. Good answer. Good answer. JPCC, have you been educated?

Well, I've only got what JPC passes for education, so he does tell people that he went to college. Hmm, interesting. Let's go down here and let's meet the next member of your family. Hey, there's Sprite. happy to be on the show. I'm C2-1X98 Sprite. We'll call you C-G-P-C. You should have started the last one with the first part.

They need to do myself. And we all have the same first three. Well, me and Sprite Knightley, I made a mistake of not looking each of the vanimembers in the face. If I had, I would have realized you're all clones. Well, for now you're clones. We don't know about that. We're all clones, Sprite. What was your name?

My name's C21X98. But you can call me JPC. No, no, you can't. You can't. I'm C21X98. CJPC. Where do kids, oh, we have to hear a fun fact. Yes.

So we have JP talking to me. He's talking to me 64Z. We have JPC, JPCC, and CJPC. CJPC, let's hear a fun fact. Sprite, while I'm a genetic copy, they messed up a little bit and they did give me laser eyes. Does that mean you were given LASIC on your eyes to see better? No, I'm sorry, they gave me a tattoo that just says laser eyes.

They thought it would be fun like a fighter pilot, babe. Oh, and where is your tattoo located? I'll never tell. Dick? Dick. Alright, here we go. Okay, did I never tell dick dick All right, here we go Where do kids nowadays spend most of their time? There's five answers. We're remaining on the board I've got all of JPCs memories and so I'm gonna say any juvenile detention center

Show me juvenile detention center. Oh So sorry, that's your first X now remember your first X you can place on this board, which is a 3x3 grid in play Tic Tac Toe. Where do you want to put that X? Well, my first X and let's just call that Rachel can go anywhere on the board that we want it. So I didn't realize I'm a sandwich. Okay, we're going to set that right on top of the board here in the dead center. Now let's meet the final member of your family here. I'm a monkey bounce.

Oh, hello monkey bones. I'm a monkey bounce. Yes, monkey bones sells a little bit about yourself. I'm a perfect clone of JPC. Oh, nothing, nothing went wrong. Now monkey bones, I do have to ask. We're a monkey bones. Oh, I'm sorry, little monkey bones, I do have to ask. We bones. Oh, I'm sorry little monkey bones

I do have to ask we've met JPC we met JPC we met CJPC How come you're called monkey bones I'm a monkey man That is put on a clone GC to the test tips is a point James ready man to do that chip and that's why I came out of a monkey man I'm JPC of little monkey man JEEZ RADIMUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNKY BUNK Okay, I'm a monkey badge. All right. Happy to be here skip. My name is Sprite great chef You say great chef. Thank you Where do kids nowadays little monkey bones? Where do kids nowadays spend most other time?

Where do kids nowadays spend most of the time show me blender good answer good answer little monkey boats good answer good answer Oh, I'm sorry that's strike number two You get another X you have another X you can place on the tic-tac to get a keep it Yeah, you want to keep the X I do here you go buddy. Thank you We're gonna head over to the kiefkland kiefkland. We're gonna meet you Forth by oh, I'm sorry. I was being rude littlef Clan. Keef Clan, we're gonna meet you up. Baaat. Fourth, baaat. Oh, I'm sorry. I was being rude. Little monkey bones, bye.

Baaat. Goodbye. Baaat. Do you want me to cut that banana in half for you? Yeah. Oh, that's your penis, I'm supposed to. Beep, beep. I'm so sorry.

Let's go over here to the Keef Clan and let's meet the fourth and final member of the Keef Clan. Hi, I'm the real JPC. Uh, and I'm getting a little frustrated. Oh, you're, you're the real JPC, so yeah, I'm the real one. I'm sorry. I'm the real JPC. No, you're not. And I'm the real one.

And I just wanted to make sure that little monkey bunge was in charge over there, because he's the only one I trust. He's the only one I trust. I have a sugar mat. You have a triggered hat? I have a triggered hat. Chiggers to the nibs. My five clones are over there.

Four, there's four clones. There's five of us. My four clones are over there. I'm JPC. If I wasn't the real JPC, would I say this? Police horse cousin. I'm mad at all of you for getting all the passwords all the time.

Erin, why are all my emails going to your spam for eight months? Why, that take you so long to notice. A perfect genetic copy. How could it be? Now, real JPC, which was what we'll call you for now, until that gets this proven at an end point in the show. Real JPC, we do what we'll call you for now until that gets this proven at an end point in the show. Real JPC, we do have to ask for a fun fact.

Oh yeah me. Hold on, hold on. When I said real JPC, you sat back and realized. No, no, I'm the real JPC and this is what's up. That brings us to our office. Hold on, that brings us to our authenticity round. I'm going to need JPC in the real JPC to come up to the podium. All right, I'm the real JPC. I'm the real JPC. I'm the real JPC. Thank you. And I'm the real JPC. Thank you. Okay, we're going to have a bit of a showdown. Now, the two of you have to say things, one after the other, that only the real JPC would know. Now let's start with, I'm sorry, when I say the real JPC, I don't mean the real JPC as in this JPC right here in front of us that we've been calling the real JPC,

the actual authentic JPC. So let's start, we have the real JPC and JPC, let's start with JPC, what's something only JPC would know? I'm sorry, am I the real JPC? No, you're not, I'm not the real JPC. We have the real JPC and JPC. Why, the real? What's something the real JPC? No you're not. I'm not the real JPC. We have the real JPC and JPC. What's something the authentic JPC would know? What's something the authentic JPC would know?

Mm-hmm. Where JPC says that he went to college, his student ID was called a Jag Tag. A Jag Tag. Judges? Oh sorry. That can't be right. Okay. We'll take that.

We'll accept that. The real JPC,PC what something only the authentic JPC would know My ex girlfriend's name is Rachel and I'm ready for swan lumps one oh four my ex girlfriend's name is Rachel Well, I'm old JP Rittles and I'm here to say that Rachel broke up with me on my birthday. And I'll tell you something else. One time I lived inside of a Dell computer from 1998 and I got fried every day and I had the time of my life learning how to internet. I dove through the internet and I learned everything about it and that's how how I know on the real JP riddles. Okay, we're gonna take blender. Little monkey buns hop on up here. Okay.

We're actually gonna just take blender. Get. Okay, so little monkey buns stay right here. JPC head back, the real JPC head back. Good luck, little monkey buns. Thank you, matey. Oh, wow, the real JPC did not wish little monkey buns good luck.

That seems like something JPC Well, you know what I'm on the different team if you guys don't want the real JPC over with you guys I'll stay over here with the keyf clan. Thank you so much Aaron why don't we get you back up here? So it's gonna be Aaron and little monkey bones one hand or paw behind your back one hand or paw Can I see those? Yeah. Oh, those are little paint brushes, my dude.

Okay. What you have is a gobb stopper with four paint brushes sticking out of them. Thank you, sir. What's the government? Just stating the facts. Aaron and Lil Micamont's hands and paws and paint brushes behind your back.

One hand palm pain brush above the buzzer. Let's go through the full board real quick for where the kids nowadays spend most of their time. Number one answer was room or bed. Number two school. Number three internet. Number four mall. Number five friends house. Number six park. And number seven work. Kids nowadays work, I guess. Here we go. Here's the new board. Let's let that populate up there. Six answers on the board. Tell me something many people do just once a week.

I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, now, little monkey bones, I did hear I'm real. I am. Okay, but are you ready? Yes. Okay, then let's go to Lil Monkey Bones. Tell me something many people do just once a week.

Eh! Londry! I heard laundry. Let's see it. Oh, the number three answer on the board. 12 horses out of 100 said laundry. Yay! Oh, Lil Monkey Bones put a hat on it. Can I have a piece of cake now?

Um... Yeah, let's get you a little piece of cake. Little monkey buns? Huh? Can you ask C21x98 if he's single? When you go over there. Aaron, this is your sad. It's not for me, it's for sandwich.

It's not for me, it's for sandwich. Aaron is! Okay, thanks. And actually, let's follow this conversation. Hey! Excuse me! Mr.J.M.T? No, not JPC.

C21, X98. I knew so! Do you see that lady over there? Yeah, that's Erin Keef. She's on the phone. She's on the show, little monkey bones. She's a big, important part of it. And she's on the phone. And she's on the phone. She's on the show low monkey bounce. She's a she's a big important part of it And she's on the phone and she's on the phone right now, which is Can you hear me? Hello, she's texting and she's just screaming that

She doesn't know if you have single and you have white eat that sandwich She wasn't wrong. I'm single and I want to eat that sandwich low monkey points that can't possibly be what she was asking No, sir, she wouldn't know you're to eat that sandwich little monkey bones that can't possibly be what she was asking no sir she went no you singly eat that sandwich um yeah if you know what little monkey bones you can tell her that JPC's got a great relationship with his girlfriend but since I'm a clone I am single and I would love to eat that sandwich okay all, so we've heard everything they have to say, let's bring up JPCC and Sandwich, who we just found out might have interest in each other. Let's have you both up at the podium.

That's all right. I'm not interested in C2164Z. Yeah, I think you mean what you would call CJPC, which is me, X98. Okay, let's get CJ JPC up to the podium. Let's get sandwich over here. Hey, I'm a sandwich and I'm over here. I'm a sandwich.

Hi, I'm a sandwich. Do you like my everything? I do, but you know, JPC is a vegetarian. You are obviously a turkey and bacon sandwich. I know why you eat me and why you date me. I'm a sandwich. Oh, uh, well, you didn't eat me. I'm a sandwich. Oh. Well, you wanted to eat me.

You wanted to eat me. No! I'm a sandwich. No, no, no. We can do other stuff. We can do hand stuff, mouth stuff. I'm a sandwich. I don't want to do hand or mouth stuff.

Well, her tongue is turkey, so. My tongue is turkey. Okay, my tongue is turkey right now as well. I just I don't know how to talk to sandwiches. Um, look, yeah, I'd love to go out with you. I'd love to, can I buy you salt? Uh-oh, you've initiated the date round. Here's what's gonna happen is I'm gonna be your waiter and you two are gonna go on your first date.

Now, okay, for a three-course meal. Name me something on the menu. You'd like to order. I'm ready. I'm ready. You'd like a sandwich. I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting that. I do have to ask. Legally, I am required. Isn't that cannibalistic? Are you ordering a friend or are you ordering food? I'm ordering, can't it be both? I have a good relationship with my food. I'm like a sandwich. I'm like a sandwich.

I'm like a sandwich. What kind of sandwich did you like? Turkey. I have a kind of a little bit bacon. You're describing yourself. How do you think I ended up like this? Okay, I sandwiched have to eat sandwiches of themselves, and then that's how they stay fueled. Okay, my only concern is that if we get another turkey sandwich out here, you're basically

cloning yourself and we already have a whole message APC's running around. Yeah, bring them all out. Hi, I'm sandwich C214. Pitchy. Yeah, and I Sandwich C214. Pitchy. Yeah and I'm Sandwich CX5159. Okay and you all have JPC's face so we're gonna call you three JPC sandwiches. We have hands too. We have sandwiches, we have hands.

Those aren't hands, those are tiny pigs. Handwages. And I will have the Pastamanakta and water no ice Pasta premanakta not previously seen since 1620 We'll go ahead make that up for you. What was the other thing you wanted water no ice. Oh, I can't do that Well that you'll be getting Payment no tip. Oh, fair enough. Now, the two of you have a bit of an unorthodox first date.

What you're gonna do in this first date, these are gonna have casual conversation while the whole time in the next two minutes, trying to figure out a reason a person might wake up at 2 a.m. in the morning. Do you have any brothers or sisters and to pee? Well, no, I don't have any brothers and sisters. Uh, JPC of course does, but I'm a clone and I guess my clones are, uh, my, my brother

and sisters. Um, I guess I had a bad dream last night. Uh, and that could be part of it. Which one tire, pee or dream? Uh, pee is not on the board. Dream is. Bathroom's out on the board. Nope, keep going. Oh, I'm a see I'm waging a burped. your dream. Pete's not on the board. Dream is. Bathroom's out on the board? Nope.

Keep going. Oh, I'm a see-em-wagin'-a-burped. Well, I'm certainly excited to have this much, to have this dinner, even though I did eat too much last night, and now I'm up with tummy troubles. Um, kid, someone's coming through the room to wake you up. Your kid, headed your kid. No, I don't have any kids.

I do have a cat that sometimes will, you know, fall asleep on my face and prevent me from breathing. Also, sleep with a CPAP machine, which makes sure that I don't just stop breathing in my sleep, one minute remaining. I'm a sandwich. What do you do for work? Do you have like a thunderstorm or? I was gonna say'm a sandwich. What do you do for work? Do you have like a thunderstorm or...

I was gonna say like a storm. Well I said it first. Like a loud storm. Well I said it first. Alright well I'm a sandwich. It is not going great. It's not a contest. Please don't kiss me at the end of this.

I'm not. I won't kiss you until you wipe the mayo off. It's vegan a's. It's vegan mayo. I don't want to know my lips either way. This is a terrible date. I like to eat because it's my bed just started swirling. It feels like I'm in an earthquake right now. Oh that's time that's time. Now we had the question. name a reason a person might wake up at 2am in the morning. There were, let's see here, five,

there were nine answers on the board. The number two answer was baby or child, you got that ding-ding. Oh, I'm sandwich, you got that one, sandwich. Good job, sandwich. Number three was bad dream. I don't know if you, but you saw me sitting there. I said, I said, yes.

Number four was heard a noise Which we'll go ahead and give with thunderstorm number fumbling bed number five was too hot or too cold Number six was hungry or thirsty number seven was work number eight was itchy Number nine was in the mood to horny as horses said that one. Pean wasn't on there, but in the mood was. And the number one reason on the board, 57 horses out of 100 said, your bed just starts swirling. I knew it. I'm a sandwich.

Wow, sandwich, great job. I'm sorry, I didn't work out between the two of us, but you on the round. Congratulations. Another day, another JPC clone. I'll find somebody Now sandwich since the key plan won that round. Would you like to do a new border? Would you like to go on another date? I like to do a new board, please Okay, would you like to say to JPC to his face? Why you would not like to go on another day?

General discussed right Well, just so you know sandwich which I'm you know I'm in a committed relationship are you sure you didn't want to say that to one of my clones? Oh sorry I was talking to the monkey bones and also you and all of you. What? Yeah monkey bones is sad. No monkey bones you're just out of my league I'm a sandwich. He's a he's a general disguise. Oh Monkey buns is this guy's you? Am I a man? No monkey?

JPG a man man. No little monkey bones. He was talking to me. He was not talking to me. Yes He was I'm the real JPC which way anyways you little monkey buns. What'd you get that guy? It's a banana stick. Oh good. Oh, thank God All right, let's get two members of the family Aaron who'd you like to send up from the keyf clan? All right, I'm sending up Magi Marin Sheila to me. I'm sending up myself. Hello There's clones of me here, but you don't want to meet them All right, we go ahead and get up to the podiumPC, who would you like to send from the Cohen clan? Now JPC, I'm 64 C, you've made that mistake before.

Sorry, C JPC, who would you like to send up? I am here, it's me, I'm right here. You're gonna stay put. Okay, here we go. Name something you haven't done since high school. I'm ready. I'm here. Okay, Erin, I'm sorry, magi said, magi?

Uh, uh, Mari. Oh, God. Maureen? God, for the love of God over here. My name is Magi Marinchilla. I'm also a sandwich. I don't know if I mentioned that. I can tell from your bread. Yeah, I said, I'm ready. Okay, go ahead and name one of those things Homework specifically math. Oh Sorry homework is not on the board. God damn it. Would you like to place your ex on the board? I guess you're now working in tandem with with the Cohen clan. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm sorry. It's all that you have X's, you don't have O's.

There's no part of the game that has O's. My X's name is Rachel. Okay, let's put an X right over the name, Rachel. Let's see, CJPC, would you like to try and steal here? Name something you haven't done, SunSci School. Excuse me, I'm X98. You call me CJPC. Who's up there is 64Z.

Mm. I think you call me JPCC. JPCC, name something you haven't done since high school. Name something you haven't done since high school. You've already heard homework that's not on the board. Okay, there's only one answer on the board. I'm gonna take a while to stab at this, and I'm gonna hope that this is correct. I'm gonna say have sex with a high schooler. The last time, the last time of your life where it is appropriate to do that,

maybe freshman year of college. No exception for horses. year of college. No exception for horses. Okay, if the partner is a seizure at high school, that could be maybe like a six-month-age gap. All right, name something you haven't done since high school. Show me how sex with a high schooler, and actually, we need to go to our next ad break. Next ad break. Matt, Magi. Matt, Magi, would you please go ahead and do an ad here for Farmer's Only? Hi, I'm Maureen Magi-Shilla, and I'm a lady sandwich from Boston.

Farm is only is a thing that's way out west, and it's a club, a bar where you go, and you only meet farmers, and then you dance with them, and then you say, I can't fall in love with you I have to see the ocean from my window Or I'm not living my life to the fullest and they go please I'm a farmer. I want to love you Let me love you. I'm a farmer and you go no farmer back away from me with those strong hands. I need a guy Who lives why you laughing shut the fuck up? You think you better than me? Shut up. Shut up.

Farm is only. Don't fall in love with a guy from the Midwest because then you'll get stuck there. What? JPCC, you have a quick end for Third Eye Blind. Wish you would sit back from that monkey bus. I would understand. With the back frame that monkey bus I will end this day Hey, these little monkey bus, do you love that song? Plus so much more? Yes. Good, thank you for your money to me, then you're gonna love the bin, third eye blind. Here's a deep cut. Slow, much and see me let go.

Pretend to die young. Slow, much and see me let go. Monkey bones, I got no left. What a brother knows. As a deep cut, it's from the Robin Blue. Monkey bones always does it at karaoke. Yes, the Robin does blow. Thank you, little monkey bones. You're welcome.

Now, name something you haven't done since high school. Show me... Have sex with the high schooler. Ooh, that's another X. Where do you want to put that X on the board? Uh, why, why don't you keep it big guy? Ooh, thank you so much. I'll add it to the stash. Let me toss it on the pile here. Ah, there you go. Now let's see what the number one answer was. The number one and only answer. We asked 100 horses and 100 out of 100. Answer hundred answered name something you haven't done since high school

fuck you horses don't go to high school it was right there is right there that makes sense good answer good answer good answer from the horses hold on we need a pen over here horses go to high school fall in, try to get good grades. It's our TV show, we're writing this down as a TV show idea. Oh, it's a bad poem. Aaron, why don't you come on up here and read that bad poem.

This is a horse high school, it's gonna be called one tree horse. Okay. And that's my poem. My poems are just pitches for bad TV shows. I love that, that's my poem. Hmm. My poems are just pitches for bad TV shows. I love that. That's very interesting. Now, Aaron, since the little monkey bones ran up to do an ad when JPC was supposed to do it,

the Keith clan can either play the next round or ride some of the horses that we pulled. We would like to ride some of the horses, please. Spray. Let's bring out some of the horses here. All right, this here is fancy teacup. Would you like to ride some of the horses, please. Sprite. Let's bring out some of the horses here. All right, this here is fancy tea cup. Would you like to ride fancy tea cup? I would like to ride, I assume these are all fancy tea cups

clones. I would like to ride one of the clones. Okay, how about this one right here? This is fancy bee cup. Would you like to ride fancy bee cup? I would love to ride fancy be cup. Thank you. Okay. Let's get you up there. Here you go. I'm a sandwich. Do you have any ponies? I don't want to be too far off the ground. I'm a sandwich. We don't have any ponies, but we can bring out genuine to sing pony. Yes. All right. Let's open this door and let's reveal special guest, Genuine. If you're always going to get to it, that's a sandwich clone.

Get off the stage! Alright, alright, busted, busted. That was a sandwich clone. Now let's get to our next board. Aaron, who'd you like to send up to the podium? I'm going to send up to the podium? I'm gonna send myself. Haven't heard from good old, original,

definitely not a clone Aaron. For what? Aaron Hopper, GPC, who would you like to send up to the podium? Well, if Aaron's gonna hop up there then I'm gonna send myself. Okay, let's get you up here. Now the new board consists of six answers. We pulled a hundred horses, We have six different answers.

Tell me something you can buy that costs a dollar or less. I'm ready. I'm ready. JPC, I heard you first. I'm gonna say I love chewing it. It's gum. Oh, number six answer. Four horses gum.

Oh, gum. The horse is doing it. Oh, I'm sorry. Nope. I added an extra line on that C. I'm sorry you are that is not part of it. Aaron you want to try and steal? Four quarters. That means nothing you can buy that cost a dollar or less. Show me four quarters. That is the first four answers on the board. Quarter quarter quarter quarter. Aaron you want to pass

or play? Pass. JPC, You are now in control of the board. Pass. Okay, back to Aaron. Pass. Okay, back to JPC. And how many passes do I have left? Unlimited. Pass, right?

Aaron, you have one pass left. What? Why? I don't make the rules, I simply host them. Um, pass. Alright, JPC. Well, I'm really glad that we had that unlimited sup-cell of the pass lunch right before the recording you today, because I'm gonna pass it right back to Aaron.

Aaron, you're all that passes. You are going to play. Who would you like to try and guess something on the board? Tell me something you can buy in that costs a dollar or less. Um a piece of candy. That's you're gonna have guess? Yeah. Okay let's go see a piece of I see down here at the end of the podium. I see down here at the end of the panel I must have missed it. A piece of candy. Let's go down here and meet this piece of candy. Hi, piece of candy. Hi, I'm a piece of candy and I'm a sandwich. Happy to be here, Sprite. Here we go. Tell me a fun fact. Oh, beautiful. Uh oh, seems like you have a not-so-secret admirer. A little piece of candy sandwich. Tell me something, a fun little fact about yourself. Hi, I'm a low piece of candy sandwich and I'm beautiful.

Wow okay, I like that confidence. Now a little monkey bones let's bring over here. Uh, me? I can't do it. Supump, supump, supump. Okay, let's bring over big monkey bones. Hey, it's me big monkey bone. Oh shit. What's going on with the candy sandwich? Nice.

Oh my. Now you've seen it before, we do have a date round. Would you two like to initiate that? I don't think we need it. Can we just get right to the wedding? Okay, come on up to the podium. Down, down, down, candy sandwich. Managed to be wearing a full size wedding dress. Cut my life into pieces.

All right, we're gathered here today for the union of big monkey bone. A phrase I never thought I'd say, the union of big monkey bones and little candy sandwich. Before I kick things off can I duck to you boys again Sprite? Yes of course what would you like to say me? You just come to me behind the podium with me. Okay. Sprite! It's me and her monkey bones. I'm just making my job look big. How are you, monkey bones? How are you doing that voice? I don't know.

How did you eat this voice? Well, I'm glad this is our last recording of the day. Well, monkey bones, it's working. Whatever voice you're doing for big- No, no, it can tell it was the last recording of the day until just now I bet. Not biocompletely unhinged, it is. Oh, uh, Little Mikey Buns, hold tight. Little Candy Sandwich is motion me over to her podium. Okay, okay.

Yes, you wanted to say something? Yes, yes. Yes, of course. What can I do for you? Okay, Sprite, it's me, Aaron. Oh, come on. How did you change your physical makeup? What can I do for you? Sprite. It's me Aaron. Oh How did you change your physical makeup? I don't know and that's why I'm scared I feel like hey riddle riddle is starting to really warp reality for me here Um, I'm I'm like really conflicted because I feel bad for big monkey bones. He thinks it's marrying a piece of candy What can I tell you?

You guys, we're at work right now. Where this is what our lot like is. Hey, it's great work. Can we get this show on the road, man? Bad, I feel bad. Big monkey bones has places to be. Okay, let's get the two of you up here. And the two of you are going to have a first date

Well, trying to guess a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no one ever accidentally drinks I thought we were getting married soap I'd marry you this instant and that's the bleach Yes, and I'm so sorry, little piece of candy sandwich. This is your wedding date. We've set your wedding date, and of course, anytime you have a wedding, you do have to go on a date first publicly in front of all your friends and family.

Can I claw out to you a question, little candy sandwich? How excited are you to spend the rest of your life with me? Big mug of bones. Very excited horse milk! You get that from farmers, Olly! Okay! I can't do this. It's me, Erin Keefe from HeyrittleRiddle.

I'm not a little candy sandwich. And hey, fine, if I'm being honest, if I'm being honest, that's not Maureen Chila Margie or whatever. That's me too. That's also me What? Because the accents are going in and out. I've never I've never been so betrayed. Is it that right Sprite? been so betrayed. Is it that right Sprite? Uh, yes, and I actually should mention I'm not Sprite nightly. I'm night Spritely. A clone.

Well, big monkey bones has to say this marriage is off. Alright, whatever, I get it. You value honesty above everything else. But just so you know, I think we could be really happy together. But you know what? I was actually more interested in little monkey bones. So forget you big monkey bones. Really? Yeah.

And I don't know where he went. But when I see him, I'm going to I kinda regret it, because he was honest. Well, yeah, hold on, because big monkey bones has something to say. But remember, the reason why I like little monkey bones is because he'd never lie to me. I'm going to space. Right now, I gotta go to space. I gotta go to the space I gotta go to the spaceship so goodbye late I

Science Okay, all right. Thank you for your honesty and sorry. Are you going to be a scientist or are you gonna be experimented? I gotta go next. Bradley. It was really nice meeting you. I big monkey bones and I'm out of here before you go big monkey bones Give us in five seconds a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no one ever accidentally drinks. I don't. So. Soap no more than answer.

46% I said so first. Ellen said, I can't even say so. The candy sandwich itself. What a candy sandwich. Let it be. No. Well, it's a real.

Candy sandwich said soap first. I don't know who Casey is, but what I heard was SUP, and I thought you were saying SUP to Big Monkey Ball. I said SUP! Can you believe he's gone? Little monkey bones, where are you? Big monkey bones is gone at this base! What's this muscle tea behind? Oh no, I'm still wearing the big monkey bones clothes. Little monkey bones, why did you lie to all the errands in the sandwich?

Can I be honest with you? What? There is no little monkey bones Aaron, it was me the whole time. What? JBC, no. Yeah, I made up little monkey bones because I was feeling really down about myself and I wanted to have something to look up to. I get it. Yeah, I get it.

Wait a second! Hold on! I'm the real JPC over here. This poser with the... I can't do this. I'm not the real JPC. I have a little candy sandwich. And I'm not the real JPC either. I have real monkey bones. Hold on. I don't help us.

Hold on, what's that planet? It's coming towards the city. Now, Aaron, no, come up here. Get it, get it. Aaron, come up here. We asked a hundred horses what their favorite planet is. We have five answers on the board. Aaron, for the game, the Chief Plan winning.

Just to let you guys know this episode is a pit that we're all trying to climb out of. Addle, go ahead. I don't know who Addle is. My name is Knight Spritley. Now we asked 100 horses. What's their favorite planet? We have five answers on the board. Aaron, whenever you're ready. Earth. No.

No. Uranus. No. The sun. Pluto. No. Jupiter. Nope. Neptune.

Nope. What the fuck is this? Um, sandwich. Sandwich. It was sandwich. Fuck is this um sandwich sandwich it was sandwich Wow great answer great answer great answer now what? Air now what I'm removing a sandwich. Sorry. What did you say? Oh? Oh my god, I killed her. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I killed her. She's dead

She's dead. I ate her. Oh my god, I ate her, you guys, you guys, you have to help me, baby, I'm a sandwich. Low monkey bones, take us out with the credits. These are little monkey bones remaining. Oh, the listeners. I'm a murderer. Do. That.

Draw me. I killed her. Don't draw me, I don't wanna see it. Please, don't draw little monkey bones. We got a bokeh to the Avengers. Hey, we're the readers, the glue crew. They in the monkey bones. We gotta mostly add editors. Hey, we're the readers, the glue crew. They're the monkey bones. It is Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. of all time. Okay, perfect. Sorry. Okay, perfect. You cannot say okay, perfect. Oh, sorry, Adela.

Adela, I made a real mess of things, huh?