Hey Riddle Riddle - *UNLOCKED* Patreon Ep #18: Hey Relationship Relationship

Episode Date: August 1, 2019

We wanted to share with you one of favorite Patreon episodes of the year! This is Patreon episode #19 where The Clue Crew steps out of the studio and let some EXPERTS take over! Fledorious Plomp, Felix Missingson, and Beverley Condolences are three relationship experts with their own talk shows on love. They answer questions about bad habits, parenting, and when to tell the truth. If you’ve got a relationship question for them-comment below or email [e-mail]! Join the Clue Crew Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/heyriddleriddle for more of this nonsense!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, all you might have noticed that this episode is dropping on a date that we don't normally release. I mean our regular feed goes on Wednesdays, our Patreon drops on Fridays. Are you spooked? Are you scared? Aaron, put that flash on. Are you Wickedly talented? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no our favorite episodes. This one we call, hey, relationship, relationship, is the three of us playing, three relationship advice giving hosts. It's long for them in Prove. It got a really nice response from those who listen to it.

But we thought to generate interest in more people subscribing to our Patreon, we thought to release this to everyone. Well, I'm sorry, Adela, I don't mean to mess this up, but in the email that you sent us, you said specifically we were going to trick these robes into buying our Patreon, right? Am I?

JPC. Well, I'm inserting the context of this. I love it over there. I said, doop these fucks. If you're gonna quote me, get it right. We're also releasing this because we hope to do a second episode of this. And so if you need relationship advice from Plump, Felix, or Beverly condolences, please

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And I told you what I told my dad. I'm sorry And you're listening to an episode of the crew, the crew, Claire. And you're listening to an episode of the two of you. Do you see you have a stroke? Oh, I just put a big, wanna spit in my mouth and I have different strokes to it and tobacco. No, you listen to the crew, and we are so happy that you could join us here on this Patreon Friday.

One of the show's different strokes was just a doctor being like, well, like your speech could slow down, you could slump over, you're right. But a different stroke was just a doctor being like, I'm going to try different kinds of swimming. What a different stroke was a doctor who was not in the surgery, but was playing golf in a caddy, was just like, maybe a little off the back. What a different stroke was just Bob Ross.

He's like, I'm going to take this brush here, I'm going to put a little bush. So on that note, what a different stroke was a doctor who starts an indie rock band, but they do all their songs a little bush. So on that note, what if what if different strokes was a doctor who starts an indie rock band, but they do all their songs a little bit more. What if different strokes was a 13 year old boy learning how to masturbate? What if different strokes was a bunch of teens using cigarettes in different ways, and it's also called different smoke. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We're done because it's not a stroke. We're sure. We sure are. Unfortunately for this episode, the three of us,

do need to head out. So we got to get out of here. Bye everyone. See you guys. I fortunately found three replacements. There are three certified, and I'm using an air quotes. I'm not 100% sure, relationship experts who've come in here. I love air quotes.

It's about that dog who learns how to cite books. Nothing in the rules as a dog can't cite books. It's a first person's horse. And those are a bunch of times away. So where's the time? Oh air quotes. So the three relationship experts are going to come in here and answer some common relationship questions. So we hope to learn a thing or two about relationships. Maybe it will help you in your current relationship. But we're going to head out and then we'll see you later. What's the name of one of the guys?

JPC that's coming in? Okay, so I just got this email that they were coming in. This is all I have is a name for this person. It is Fladorious Plump. Does he have a nickname? Nope. Oh, come on. Fladorious Plump? Fladorious Plump. Does he have a nickname? Nope. Oh, God. Flodorias Plum. Flodorias Plum. Um, okay. Is that guy going to sound like me?

I guess so. Who's the lady that's coming in? Um, the lady who's coming in is someone that we all know in respect. It's a, uh, a multi-million dollar selling author, uh, who bought her own books. Her name is Beverly condolences. Beverly condolences. Beverly condolences. She's great. She's super Southern, super fun. I didn't say that.

I'm saying that. And then, Yeah, my guy talks like this. Oh, it's a weird guy. We also have Felix Missing Sun, because he has a Missing Sun. Okay. And he's a relationship expert.

I'm sorry. Of course he was named after his son. He was named after his son. What missing? That's just a horrible. He changed his name. Got it. Sure. Felix missing some. Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, what was the first one? Flodorious Plump.

Flodori. I'm going to call him Plump. I'm definitely just going to call him Plump. I don't know that a person whose last name was Plomb would love to be called just Plomb. I can't even say his first name. Well, why don't we ask him? You're gonna hear some intro music and then we'll already be gone. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da relationship relationship advice. Yeah. Oh my goodness. It seems like we're back. Hey gentlemen, how are you? Well, pretty good. Beverly, how are you doing? I'm Same as I ever was. It's me for the Doris plump, but of course you can call me plump because I prefer to be called plump and

As always it's me Felix Felix, Missing Sun. Did you find him? No. Milk, the Doreus, of course. We start every episode by checking in to see if you found him. Did you find him? I didn't find him. The search continues another week.

Everyone has decided, the public has decided that he most certainly ran away. But you keep thinking that he was taken. He left a note, right? Yes, he left a note. It was, oh! It sounds like a high seed.

He was a high seed. He left a high seed, the drink, and you interpreted that to be a note. And the fridge, and that was, that was. Can I ask you something? Seven years ago today. You know, seven years ago that they did find there was a choir teacher who stole a bunch of kids. Not kidnapped stole.

Stole yes, because the... Do you think that it might have been him? You know, for the dordias, you're... Please call me Plump. Plump, it could be... Please call me Plump. I don't... Plump, please, please, but what advice it is.

I just don't know, I just miss him and I went in back and I will never stop searching. No, you're like, did you action five? You better him back. Well, Plump, I wanna be the first one to congratulate you on your RPM slot. You got promoted to 4PM on CBS. I got promoted to 4PM. And what's the name of your relationship shop?

Plump it it out. He was a 3AM slot. He got moved to 4PM. relationship show? Blomping it out She was a 3 a.m. slot. He got moved to 4 p.m. You've gotten that after after school after work out. We're very proud of you. It was a typo You were supposed to go to 4 a.m But they did accidentally move you to 4 p.m Which is I liked it. They're honoring their mistakes. Yeah, I mean they they contractually obligated You're gonna run for at least two years. And Felix, around the people at home,

what channel you're on and what the name of your show is, your time slot and such. I am on ABC Second Family, which is the ABC Second Family? Yes, it's an A. That's like a side channel. It's a side channel. You don't tell your main channel about it?

Yeah, you don't tell every channel about it. Only certain cable providers can get ABC Second Family. It's, I believe it's now called Free For Plus. But ABC Second Family is basically, it's all of the programming that ABC Family couldn't use because it was too blue. And so we've moved on to that platform. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, You have some big exciting news as well. You got a new book published. Yeah, the new book. What's the title of that book? The title of that book is it's okay to get married when you're a teenager.

And I'll tell you why. Okay. That's the title of the book. And as you know, I am on the CW. So a lot of my audience is teens. And CW stands for Characters. Welcome. Characters, welcome. You're on USA. Yeah. That easy way to say that would be to say. You're on USA. Characters Welcome. Characters Welcome. You're at USA. Yeah. That easy way to say that would be to say.

You're on USA. You're on USA. Characters Welcome. Because the characters are welcome. But yeah, most of my audience is teen. So I give a lot of teen love advice. That's what I'm an expert in. Well, I gotta say it's a step up, not a step up,

but it's new territory from previously you were on Cartoon Network. Yeah. And you know what? That was actually an honor to be on there, and I'd be getting hired. Oh, I'm good, but that's all right. But now I'm on YouTube.

I just got asked, what's Zorak like? Just as you imagine, but with a really intense sexual energy. Oh, okay. Just how I imagine. So gentlemen, three of us all relationship experts. Yes, in our fields, we're all relationship experts. The only relationship I can't advise on is that between Father and son. I also want to say just to be sensitive to everyone's needs And please stop being sensitive to my knees. Oh, well, I'll be stop rubbing your knees. I do want to be sensitive

Felix your ex-wife's name is Pert, right? Yes. Let's avoid saying expert. Yes. Is that fun? Let's- You know what? It's going to be hard for me to avoid saying that because her and I are close. Well, you're dating, right? Are you dating? No, if her and I kiss sometimes and we're real tired,

then we kiss sometimes, but I'm not. You're like a kid who varies from come to we kiss sometimes, but I'm not. You're like a kitty very strong come to life. Yeah, and firework. Again, I just don't I don't want to talk about pert. And so that's why I've requested that free form plus remove pert. So pert's off plus. Oh my god. Yep.

shampoo. What's your. So real poo for my shampoo from a real friends. Am I right? Um, All couples have their issues. And no one's perfect. No one's perfect. Pobody's near if I have it on a cat poster. And that is in your shower?

Yes, it's very wet. I have a cat poster that says hang in there and I have it on the hanger. Oh, I love that. So hypothetically, if you had a partner, Felix, I'm sorry, or a... I've had partners before. Or anyone, and they had an annoying little habit. And it was driving you crazy.

What's a good way to let your partner know without hurting their feelings? Okay, I'll field this one first. This is, of course, Plum's perfect advice. I suggest that you... Plum's perfect advice. I suggest that you- Plum's perfect advice. Wow. I love your little buttons. I love your little buttons on your little themes, Plum.

Yeah. I suggest that you do the little annoying thing back to them without making a big deal out of it, do it subtly. So perhaps they chew their nails, you constantly chew your nails when you're around them. And if they see their bad habits meered back to them, they'll eventually say, what are you doing? And you say exactly. And problem tough. So I think instead of confronting them, you just pass them aggressively, do the same thing, and hope that they notice. And then when they call you out, say, that's what you're doing. I love that idea. Yeah.

You know, I think that if you can't deal with someone's annoying little habits, then you shouldn't be fucking a nun. I miss my son so much. Missing son. This is advice from a man with a missing son. I think your daddy loves you. Let's see what would I do. Again, I'm mostly an expert on teenage love.

But what I think you, what I would do is whatever there are no inhabitors call the HR at the place that they work. Make up a funny little something like this pretending you're working at building. And then complain about like, oh, this boy, this guy, he chooses nails. And then you complain to their HR.

It becomes their problem. It becomes professional. So you want people to call and do an impression of Maria Bamford? Is this Maria Bamford? That's a pretty close approach. I was an accident that I apologize. I hope I don't get sued.

But it wouldn't be the first time. It won't't get sued, but it wouldn't be the first time. It won't be the last time. It wouldn't be the first time that Maria Bamford has sued you, correct? Oh, absolutely not. You know what I dim? You know what you dim? Some?

Yeah. You dim some? Also, the two of you have both sued me multiple times. Yeah, there's been a few lawsuits. One time, there was a bit of infringement on my jeans. I wore a specific type of denim and you wore that as a jacket. And I said that that will not stand. There's a time a few years ago when I was opening civil suits on a lot of people

because I was taking random shots that someone had taken my Isaac from me. And I was just hoping that one of them landed and someone settled out of court. No, and of course did I lost a lot of money on a lot of filing procedures. And Isaac for an Isaac and the whole world is blind. I'm certainly blinds with that my Isaac. I'm untouchable though, none of your lawsuits really affected me too hard. Not in this bungalow.

There's so much money. Yeah, Mr. Bauer-Lickendolences made him money. So what would you do, how would you not hurt your partner? What would you do with your time when you're at home? Really? Well, I don't know. I'm in love with you.

You know I'm great. Honestly, your plump, please. Right. Your partner has an annoying little habit. And I think that what is important for you to do is focus on the good side. Focus on everything else that they do that you love and that little annoying thing is going to melt away.

Because I want you to imagine a world where your partner is suddenly ripped. Am I you, man? From your life. And they are no longer there. And you don't get to see them. And you can't hold them. And you can't kiss them.

And you can't watch them grow up. And you can't teach them how to ride a bike and teach them how to read a book because they're gone. And you'll never see your partner again. So think about that little annoying thing they do. You're not going to listen when he was 14. Did you not teach him how to read? I wasn't around a lot.

I wasn't around a lot. His mother had primary custody, but per place. And I had a partial custody of Isaac. And so I did miss some of the big milestones. I had a shame to hear. Yeah, it's a shame to hear. It's a shame to hear. Also, if they have a bad habit, maybe just divorce them.

Yeah, you could also divorce them. Beverly, okay. Yeah, go ahead. No, you have to. No, I have a really good one. Oh, not good, no. I was going to say, what's the next question? Oh, I got a next one.

So, say you and your partner have a different set of opinion in parenting. For example, one of you wants to spank your kids and the other does not. Or one of you thinks popsicles are an okay breakfast food and the other doesn't. Well, this is some good examples. Well, Blom's gonna take this one first.

This is what we plomped advice. Blom said vice. Blom's advice. Plum's advice. Plum's advice. Plum's advice. Plum's advice. Plum's advice. Okay, Plum, take it away. Take it away. My family advice would be... I was so worth it. Go get did you. I'm so sorry. Here's what me and Diane do. When me and Diane were forcing... I think you're famously made to Diane Keaton. Is that me and Diane Keaton?

Yes, please. After she had a ex-wives club movie. They say that what you plop the photo. What you plop the vandana is up? Yeah. We do a little thing that we call nature versus nurture, which is she nurtures the kid, and loves it and cares for it and makes it healthy. And I take it outside and make it tell ghost stories around the campfire, most most of those mix bars and Burn how to but paint a fence. So I think what Plump is trying to say here is that it takes two to tango And you don't have you can have differences of opinion you just have different parents doing different duties Is that what you're saying? Are you trying to promote tango and cash part two?

They take two to think of look the search for Isaac Has dip thin as some of my funds. I've had a bunch of lawsuits go tails up and not my way. And so yes, I have had to take out some, I'm a living billboard for tingle with cash too at this point. Did you, did you contact, what's the one with bread and wash? The one we've heard of, what to do, what to do? We got to sound as missing in the America's most one to do.

What's the... That's Joe Walsh from the Eagles. That's right. Yeah. I've only been watching Riverdale for the last three years, so I'm not sure about any pop culture. Riverdale, is that on USA now? It is. It moved to the USA network. Okay, I'm just welcome. So, so you believe in, you don't believe in nurture, you do believe in nature. Is that why you dropped your son in the woods for years and they got raised by chimpanzees. Yes, I told my son that if you can find your way back in these woods filled with chimpanzees who are famously in jungles, what is this? What's his other bids jungles?

If the forest mug ache and secure your safety, then you can come back home and your mother Diane Keaton will love you by any call. Well, I love that. And I think popsicles are suitable any time of the day. In fudgeicles, in creamsicles. Boom. But really, what's your favorite guilty pie? Snack ass.

Yes. Smoving on. Fiberally famously eats ass before. guilty pleasure snack. Um, ass. Saving on. Fiberally famously eats ass before, well you don't eat ass before midnight. Um, don't eat ass within 30 minutes of swimming. Mildred, I'm an ass. All right, I have a question.

Mm-hmm. What if? Po. Is this a question you're probably gonna propose? Actually, there's two, this is a two-part question. What are your thoughts on PDA? PDA public displays of affection We do I feel like we do asia

Good way to let people know your off limits a lot of people Want to get a slice of the plump and I do people want to get a slice of the plump? Oh, yeah, mostly people want to take two pounds of flesh off me You know come at me with knives like merchant of Venice like taking a pound. Yeah, I've been out to plot with plot before They really like his peaches. They want to shake his tree It's too much Steve Miller People I feel like we do is unacceptable

and disgusting unless you're at to say flags and that is encouraged and beautiful. Oh my goodness Felix. Um, PDA, go back and forth, go back and forth. At the one end, it's, you know, warms the heart to see people doing expressions of love at the other end when it's not you and when you're alone You start to resent human nature and humanity as you see them interact with each other

I think the far better thing to do is to do public deflation in public where you can control it in a private way For instance giving someone a hand job at a movie theater while your jacket is over their lap That to me I love that you said the word jacket. We're talking about giving guys I Gotta know Feel like it seems like you're talking from experience. What movie were you getting this hand job? I was not getting I was giving this hand job I'm not doing what movie it was every fast and the furious movie after Tokyo drift

I didn't see that one in theaters Only hand job I gave in a theater was during the red eye movie. Remember that movie with Ray Tomicam's about the red eye? Oh, yeah. Gave a hand job. This is not a real story. I'm saying it as if it is.

Sure, yeah. Silly and Murphy really gets me going. So that makes sense to me. For me, it was the plane. To me, it's the risk. It's just the risk of being caught. Oh, I can't play a risk. I'll flip over the board. Plop. Plop, the secret is, can't play the risk. It's just the risk of being caught. Oh, I can't play a risk. I'll flip over the board.

Oh, the plan. The secret is to come. Can't play a risk. We are so mad. Just hold him, Jack. The holds I am and you're good. No, I heard Australia is a way to go. That's I am. I'm a fucking only entrance to Australia. But I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

I like to go to six flags, put my hand in my wife's back, Jean pocket. Make a little nice little hand in the back. Diane Keaton, that's a nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice just a song, it's a person. Yeah, the best burgers in town. And that's tough to say. I feel like, if I were to answer that question, I've been on many dates recently, but at the end of every one of those dates, the person I've been on a date with has told me, this was not a date, you can't tell people this was a date. And they also say you've been served? Yeah, and they said you've been served.

But not food, it's not. No, it's at a TCBY. I am getting served more diverse. You're being softer. I'm getting softer, deeper, divorce papers at a TCBY. So what what Purne is doing is she's serving me additional. The country's best, you got served.

She serving me additional rounds of divorce papers that more deeply divorced me from her assets. Oh, we're so far divorced at this point. Deep divorce. I could die and she'd feel nothing. The Marianas transgender divorce. Mm-hmm. She's actually remarried and been divorced multiple times.

And then divorced me in between each one of those divorces. Yeah, I do have that. It's very troubling. Yeah, yeah. Memorally, what do you feel about PDA? I think it should be overt, disgusting, and often, an enemy relationship. How else are people supposed to know

that you're in a couple? And you're saying over the jeans? Yeah, over the jeans. Well, again, an expert in Teenage Love. Yeah, it's my first. 18 years old, your senior in college, I want you looking at each other's faces by a locker. I want you in science class to speak next to each other and instead of

doing the science experiments, you're doing experiments on each other's genitals. Yeah, I agree. I have an advice on my 4 p.m. slot. Congratulations again. Thank you for pumping it up. I do give advice where I say, if you're at school, take them to the kettishap, but I'm not gonna like them. That's absolutely, it's sage advice. And Beverly, while we're talking about the subject, I know you wrote extensively in your second book.

If I give you, I hate to put you on a spot. If I give you your second book, would you mind reading a quick passage about P.A. because I feel like it's so succinct. It's okay to get married when you're a teenager. I'm sorry. Note that's your third book. And this is your second book. The sound that we make when kissing is a sound that humans

invented. You could kiss silent. Here's here's your here's you book. And also if you don't mind reading also the quote from Pete the DA. Pete, Pete, DA. Of course. My friend and former lover Pete the DA.A. Of course. My friend and former lover Pete, the D.A. and I had this conversation once and we believe that P.D.A. should be a tack, should be an attack on a stranger's senses, all of them. Sounds like a miss miss miss. Yeah. Relax. No, the conversational style of her books is what draws the listener and the casual reader. Yeah, T.D. or T.D. or like it. It's a catcher in the right.

Yeah. All right. Beauty isagers like it. It's a catcher in the right. All right. Beauty is in the flaws. It should attack. Frickin' phones. She'd have phones. Side. Taste. Mm-hmm.

Touch. Touching it with the four to the five. And. Seacars. Right. The last hit is Seacost. Yeah, Seacost. Yeah, exactly.

The five touches. Taste. Side. When you're kissing. Sounds smelling, Seacost. Yeah, it's Seacoast. Yeah, the five hits is. The five hits. So when you're kissing, it sounds smellin' Seacoast. Kiss loud, loud, loud. When you're kissing, make sure it smells something awful. Oh yeah. You gotta leave parts of yourself on their face. When you're kissing,

make sure you taste like cinnamon, like but not the fun kind of cinnamon, the kind of cinnamon that burns. Yeah, like the cinnamon challenge. Exactly. You should be cinnamon challenge in your partner. Mm-hmm. That's how you grow by cinnamon challenge

at each other. When you're talking to your aunt and it's running down your pants, die over here. I don't want to keep bragging about that book though. No, please, let's take a quick break. So sorry to Patrick. And we're going to hear from one of our sponsors. We have sponsors.

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What? I just went like that. I can't believe it. They've told us, they've told us just to bear with it. That this slow gas leak will resolve itself. We're gonna push on and continue doing this show. Can you use to give some advice to our relationship? I'll continue giving a relationship advice.

Isaac, if you're listening, come home, Daddy misses you. All right, so gentlemen. Yes. What? Clapper, are you okay? Clapper? Man, I'm okay. Oh, I forgot we do have one more sponsor,

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If you have any information, please contact our services at the website below. I've been Brenda Bosch. Oh my gosh, we're back. Oh, okay, great. Oh my goodness. We're back in, we're back in. Okay, what should you always tell the truth, okay, great. Oh, we're back in we're back in okay What should you always tell the truth about to your part? Oh, is this a riddle? No, but wait You always I hate riddles. I hate always talk about your hype

Hi, you wait your height. This is pre-meaning someone hype and wipe I've been wipe I don't think other of those things always always wipe Wait not always wipe till it's quit not always well Not always what do you mean? Felix, what do you mean what if you have a bidet? No? Made to use that takes you sir and a day to both you I recently discovered what a bidet is And what a bidet isn't so what a bidet isn't is the sink and a gas station. That's, I was told that it's not what a bidet is,

but the kindly attendant did explain to me what a bidet is and I just buy one from my toilet at home and I have to say, I love it. Yeah, did you know that geysers are nature's bidet? Yes. If you want to go to the hospital. Sulphur is nature's water. Wait, wait, wait. It's playing Oh, okay, I'm sorry. I went camping. I sat on a geyser because I was far far away from my bed

And water came out of everywhere or what was it a geyser? It's like so far. Are you saying yes? So far you said so far. I am then you're calling me sir Yeah, well that happened before and that's why I needed the bidet. Yeah. So. Yes. Yes, absolutely. And then, I shot up to space.

40 feet of so. And I thought, I don't come in every year. I mean, you shot up 40 feet and that's space. Yeah, I mean, I felt, I guess. I'll high up with the guys. I remember I saw the video of you sitting on the guys shooting up and you got all the way up to the top of space. Yeah, I mean, I felt, I get. I'll hide up with the guys. I remember I saw the video of you sitting on the guys shooting up and you got all the way up to the top of space, you froze, you held up a little sign

that said yikes, that another little sign that says, this is gonna hurt, and then you plummeted down. It was also a deer that I've been given the power to jump in high as a can, but not the ability to lay up right next to me. We all know jump deer. Of course. That jumped your splatted on the crown cushion your fall.

Yeah, but anyways, I was in the hospital for three and a half months after that guys were situation. I do want to congratulate you that the video of that guys are made it onto America's funny-to-home videos and Bob Sagitt gave you a funny voice while you sent it into space. Yeah, it was this one. It was the million effort one. And that guys are want to check for $10,000. Yeah.

So that guys are doing pretty well now. That guys are living in the rich way. This is my actual Maria Bamford impression. Do not push your mother. Do not. Oh, that's very good. Very good. That's pretty good.

All right, so let's all do the impression. All right, go ahead, go for it. Pop. This is my Bradley Cooper. Bra. Pop, he killed it. This is my Bradley Cooper. Brrrr. Bobby killed it. Not you, not the part, Bobby. You know how to be nice.

I'm not being nice. I don't even, Plomp. Yeah, that's very good. Well, I'm pretty good. All right, how are you? This is an impression of my son Isaac. Dad, dad, I miss you. Keep looking.

Don't give up, dad, keep looking. Wait, how did you hear that in person? Oh Where does it? Yeah, what is it you would I went online most impressions are based on something you've heard or seen Some in times impressions are based on you doing a different voice and then someone else saying hey, that sounds like Ellen Alda and then that's your question for the dog What yeah, so both of you are another question for you. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. We'd love another question.

Alright, well here's the thing. What are some fun gifts you can surprise your partner with when it's not a holiday? I guess my favorite gift to surprise my partner with is the one words I kept doing on a shake and then it cuts the shakool on the old game and all the shake. That's a fun gift. Oh, a gift. Yeah. What gifts?

To me, the most classic and best gift you can give to someone is to cut your hair and hope that they get you pocket watch. Mm-hmm. Yeah, one of my favorite gifts is the one with the African American boy who grabs his face and is like, oh my God! In front of the screen, that one is a good one for me. And what about a gift? I'm sorry? A gift with a

tape at the end. Well, today is a gift because that's why we call it the present. What about your son, big messing? Well, yeah, that's actually torment. It's a was the opposite of a gift living hell. Oh, the opposite of a gift is a giveaway, I guess. So Isaac was a giveaway. Well, what he was taking. He was a takeaway. No, no. Or a runaway.

We don't know. We don't know. I would love to know. I think that you should surprise. I mean, I will be honest with you. Got this idea from Felix. Show me moments ago. Hey, Juppin' a movie theater.

Oh, you did it on a Tuesday. Yeah. Under a jacket and underneath your jacket. A hand-jumping movie theater is the gift that keeps on giving if you can keep coming. Shave it a handjob. Pop. Plop. Plop.

You know, another great gift is you can always give someone a custom-made cake for any occasion. Oh, and then for a cookie cake. Oh, a cookie cake, no cookie cake. You can go into a jewel or a croaker or a windixi all across this great country and ask them to put a custom message on a cake as long as it's not a profanity they legal They can't turn you away. Can I also say something is also great to get a run the special time at you give your partner a gift certificate to cake flats? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes, quick. Dig it watch unlimited and get farts.com and this is um... i don't want to get political here but limited kick farts.com would you have to declare uh... what is a sponsor of the show

oh it's waking up we need to take a quick wake in here from uh... a limited kick part oh my gosh we're back okay so here's the thing i got another question yes another question uh... alright so uh... if a couple is not yet living together and not married They're just boyfriend girlfriend or boyfriend boyfriend girlfriend girlfriend whatever it may be How many nights a week should they spend together in a healthy dating relationship? How many nights a day when they got her a per week? Okay, but I'd say

Two nights two nights two out of the seven. Yep. All okay. But, part say, we're two nights. Two nights? Two out of the seven. Yep. All right. I'm sorry, seven. Days of the week. Oh, okay.

Well, did you think I said your son's name? I, I'm sorry, I thought you said Isaac. Oh, yeah, I thought you didn't know. Oh, I'm sick. Oh, okay, Plump. Maybe Sapiti just tried to cover strawberries. Or at least eat them with your mouth. Yes. Does. At the very least. Oh, okay, Plump. Maybe Sappy to just try to cover strawberries. Or at least eat them with your mouth. Yes.

At the very least. Well, no, they said strawberry, not suppository. Yeah, I'm just gonna add the strawberries. So, it's the repositories. Okay, that's a really good question. Now, I guess if you put in like weekends and there, it's, you know, at least one night a weekend, so I'm gonna do one night during the week,

maybe two nights during the week and give it it take so I would say three nights a week Yeah, I'm with you. I think like depending on the week for three or four. Mm-hmm. I think six or seven's too much too much Five you're okay six or seven's probably too much. Um, I would say five You're hardly alive I have a six what would you say for six? I have a rhyme for all of this. All right, great. One. One, you're no fun. Two.

Two, look at you. Three. Three. Three, that's for me. Four. Shut the door. Five. You're alive, six.

Six. Getting sick. Seven. This is heaven. Four, someone else. This is my hell. What about 23? This is heaven. Four, someone else, this is my hell. What about 23? 23 and me.

Cobb. Oh, nice to meet you. Thank you. I feel like Absence makes you a hardcore product. Absence makes your heart go paladir. Yeah, you have to drink Absence, the guy warm wood in it makes you a smooth, and totally fucking real fast. Just racing, trying to get out of here. Yeah, mm have a drink absolutely got warm water in it makes you Harkly or just racing trying to get out of here. Yeah

You may have any pasta I have some in my stomach. Does that help? All right, I was sorry. How was it? Well pretty good. I ate it too fast though. I have some black bean for fallay It's made of black bean and flower paste. Maw, maw pass. Okay. Yeah. I've got a question. Sure.

What is a relationship deal breaker? When should you leave them behind? Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you in a very big way, like if they only ever married you for a green card so they could come here from Australia, more specifically the city of Perth. And then spend two years with you, have a son named Isaac and then divorce you. That's a deal breaker for me. I'm sorry. Perth plus. Plus, another big deal breaker specifically for me is that they get a TCPY yogurt

employee to serve you to serve divorce papers to me that's that's one step too far. And was the TCPY employee someone that she was currently seeing? It turns out that there wasn't a single TCPY employee in all of Illinois that she wasn't currently seeing. Oh, I don't blame her. No, I don't blame her. It's tough to be in. It's tough spot. But I feel like a good bicep breaker is there to say, what are you like? What are your interests?

And then they'll say what those are, and they ask that to you. And that's nice. Just breaks the deal. That breaks the ship. Oh, Plum, I love that. Yeah. Is your name Plum?

Or am I going crazy? My name is, I know it on the birth certificate is Flodorius Plum. What sounds like a character that was cut for time in the Harry Potter house? I'm so sorry Flodorius, we are out of time. Cut for time. Maybe next week you will be included in Harry Potter. Yes, we'll be going to help. Sorry, we ran out of time writing these books Flodorius and we, Yes, we really help. Sorry. We read enough time writing these books. Flodorius and we

Like he ran to be minister of magic and didn't win So the Doris plump sounds like the way that I would describe taking a really difficult shit Yep, they talked about the glorious poem. They went with Cornelius Fudge Tomato tomato tomato blob got the blob resort into the stuff I feel like a deal breaker for me is someone who They sang all the time they go like this with their voice their voice voice. I'll shake you when they sing I also don't like when people are racist. Oh Yeah, do what it does in a certain order or as is First is sick you sick you voice second is racism. I'm ready to move on

All right, do you know deaf those are definitely my two biggest you any anyone who's intolerant to anyone I'll kill them with my pitch for I would say one of my biggest pet you're a bit for review right because you write review Yeah, I'll turn the music for just to lay them in there Can you just give us an excerpt from your Mars Volta review from their new EP? your pit park review, right? Because you write reviews for alternative music for pit park. I do, and I'll just lay them in there. Completely slay them in there. Can you just give us an excerpt from your Mars Vultor review from their new EP? Mars Vultor.

Who even is that? I am. Damn, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, one of my biggest pet peeves is white nationalism. Yeah, it's definitely a pet peeve. That's just a pet, that's just sticks to my cross.

What am I biggest pet peeves is the national? And you had a, you also almost had a pet jeve. That's just a pet, that's just sticks to my cross. What am I being a pet peeve? He's the national. And you also almost had a pet jeeps, correct? Right. Had you been put into the same part of the bus? A pet jeeps, yeah. Yes. Do you think? My patronus is a butler.

You know what I'm saying? You never get to get to the bench or is he just kind of get some drink or something? You get to do the thing. Get some moose boosh. Yeah, get some moose boosh in the debentures. He just kind of gets some drinker Some some Moose bluish. Yeah, get some memo moose boosh in my Distracted my patronus would be a 2012 Impala It was one pot of year back from the from the current But what do you think my patronus would be?

I feel like your patronus to Kila like a bottle of nice to Kila Top shelf top Kila Something really nice like Dan Accroyd's to Kila. Top shelf, top shelf, top shelf. You look really nice. Yeah, something really nice. Like Dan Accroyd's to Kila. Dan Accroyd has to Kila. Oh, he's got a skull. Or maybe like a devil dig.

Yes. That would hurt my feelings. Now that hurt my feelings. Thank you, buddhowness. Do you think that it's okay and healthy and good and possible to be best friends with your partner, Felix Plomp, what are your thoughts? I would think that it is best case scenario ideal that you should be best friends with your partner.

Your partner is a person that you should be able to share everything with, like you would do a best friend. I feel like my best friends, I give them the same brutal honesty that I would also reserve for my partner now. Saying that, one of my best friends in this entire world is my son Isaac. Yeah, there we go. And he was taken from me, Stolen,

and I know that he feels the same way, and sometimes I'm looking up at the moon. I'm so sorry to interrupt, but we do have one more sponsor. It's a, we were told to air whatever you got to modeling and press. So this is a very upbeat ad. What could I do now?

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Are we doing another sponsor? I'm going to cut to that right now. Okay. Hi, my name is Isaac, and I'm your next American Idol. I ran away from home seven years ago and since then, I've been singing and dancing all over these great United States and a little bit of Australia too. I got dual citizenship because of my mom.

Both for me and American Idol, I can sing. And we're back. All right, let's do this. What do we just see? What was that? I think that's the problem. And for American Idol, it's back. Truly for American Idol, it's back.

It's back. Oh, thank God. I love that show. Simon, he's so brutal. I don't think he's there anymore, pal. Well, why even fucking watch then? I think it's Celo Greed and Toby Keith and Katie Perry. And Katie Perry.

And Katie Perry. It sounds like a trash fight. I don't know. That's going to be a fucking no for me, Doc. Oh my God. Well, Beverly, how many more questions? Beverly, we have plenty of time for questions. Oh, awesome.

Okay. Amazing. And also, if you have any questions for Felix Beverly and Plop email your question to HR our podcast at Dmail.com and that will get forwarded to us and we'll answer your relationship questions if you liked this episode if not we'll completely forget it and ignore it Yes, of course, really HR are stands for hey relationships, right? And then I thought you're gonna say hey relationships relationships What that makes those sense. Well, that's the name of our show. Yes, our show.

That makes no sense. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. In the literal sense, it makes sense, but. Yes, it literally does make sense. No, it's the literal sense that makes sense. Let me back pedal here. In the literal sense, I make sense.

But in the metaphorical sense, I make sense. Well, get off that bicycle, it's not yours. I can't back pedal anymore. Wait, if I go, it's not yours. I can't backpand anymore. Wait, if I go, wait, real quick. I've been trying to keep healthy. And I took a page out of Ferris Bueller's book and I get on the mic. He's gonna be so furious.

My cycle. That's a library book. But you put that book, that's a reference book from a library, but a page back. Oh, right. Well, now that's that page is ruined. But it's the table of contents. All right, well, that's that pages room that was the table contents all right well okay

Well says chapter one There's no fun the tape to two. There's one for you chapter three. Let me chapter four Oh score chapter five. I'm still alive six pick up sticks Chapter seven What's pick up sticks about? I think it's about keeping your neighborhood clean. The title of this book is how to be a fucking dumbass.

Well, it looks like it is. Yeah, it is. I have further questions. I got one more question. Sure, one more. I love to. What would you define as cheat? Cheat.

What would you define as cheating? Well, I think it's pretty clear from everything that I've said up to this point that I don't consider eating to be cheating. That is... Of course, by eating you mean kind of like it? No, I mean having dinner with another person and then having sex with them at a hotel or a bath.

Yeah, can I say what I do with Diane? Why do something where I put cake on her vagina? And I bought you to wrap. And I call it- I don't like thinking about Diane Keaton in this way. I call it Colonel Cake. It's like, Colonel English with cake and I call it Colonel Cake, but some powdered sugar on my tongue and-

I would say in that sense that Keaton ate. Oh my God. Which plop is where I thought you were going with that? I'm gonna take a nap. I've lost it. I do think that cheating in any sense is wrong, but I think that the real cheating happens in your heart. You make a decision to cheat in your brain and your heart before you make it physically

with your penis or your vagina or your nipples or your fingers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so in my instance, I thought I was in a happy marriage, but my marriage was a cheat and a lie, but sometimes the fruit of that lie can be a beautiful little boy and sometimes that beautiful little boy is all that you need to keep going. Making a quick sponsor for a new movie, a beautiful little boy and sometimes that beautiful little boy is all that you need to keep going. Making a quick sponsor for a new movie, a beautiful little boy. Wow, what a big white world. And I'm just this little boy.

You there little boy. Clean up this chalkboard full of math equations. I'm fricking done with it. This fucking shit fucking sucks. But wait, you solved all these math equations. Nah, I got halfway there and gave up this fucking shit fucking sucks. But wait, you solved all these math equations? Nah, I got halfway there and gave up this fucking shit so hard. You have a beautiful boy. What? Hi, I'm Isaac and I want to be your next American Idol. Alright, we're back.

I don't want to see that movie. Yeah, it's kind of like a beautiful mind, but with a bar. We're too him. Ah! This might be controversial, but I think that sex dreams are cheating and are worse than having sex with someone in real life. So if we're really to posit a question to you, Beverly condolences. If your husband has a sex dream or wife or partner, has a sex dream, about someone else,

are they obligated to tell you? I think they should be open to telling me so it can destroy them, but but honestly. So they do tell you what are the consequences? I leave them immediately because that's your subconscious cheatin. I think that's what Felix was saying. I must call him JPC. I don't know why. I think that that that means your heart in your brain or cheating Shortly after Isaac went missing. I was I'm sorry. Who says it doesn't matter I'm not familiar with that. He's gone and shortly after he went missing I was in a very dark place and I was going to

Old country buffet every day for dinner and I was going to a waffle house every day for breakfast Wow, what about where'd you go for what? I wouldn't eat lunch, I'd go to a sea of pizza buffet. It's my very dark place. A couple days a week ago a sea of pizza buffet that filled me up. But in the waffle house there was a waiter, a waitress there, and her name was Cheryl. And she had very kind eyes.

And after a few weeks of going to that waffle house every day, I went to sleep one night and had a sex dream about Cheryl. Now I knew that this sex dream, which was filthy and wet, was something that I would be ashamed of forever. Like that guy's or that went up my butt. For sure. Something that would be ashamed of forever if I didn't come clean.

And so after I. Which is what I did after. After. After. So yeah, Beverly call me said, do the clean is what I did after that I have to tell you. I had a sex stream about you. And I wanted to apologize to you. And that's it.

I got out of that waffle house and I left and I never went back. Was there Cheryl's size slap print on your face? No, there was a Cheryl's size hole in the side of the waffle house. She reversed cooling, and reverse cooling, and right out as fast as possible. Did you put her one right hand up and one left hand down to make some comical figure? The only thing that she said to me as she fled was meep-meep-so. I'll never know what that means. It sounds more like a roadrunner situation than a cool head man, but, uh, my,

I think it's time for us to wrap this up. I just want to go to Shifty Bag a little bit, try not to come listering, because it does burn. Oh, I got it. Well, you feel so clean. Yeah, I use it with you. That's it for us. Thank you for listening to Hey Relationship Relationship.

Again, HRR podcast at gmail.com. And we do, we have to get out of the studio because I think someone else is in here directly after us. Well, who's coming in just in the I see it's a show called hey riddle riddle What's it going? I don't know it sounds fucking stupid. Sounds like a play on hey diddle diddle the cat in the fiddle Yeah, that's sounds dumb. It sounds dumb. It's telling me it was probably the third or fourth choice

I bet they write out a riddle is pretty quick Yeah, they can't possibly stay staying a whole podcast on this. Well, did they have a patreon? Well, they of course they fucking do. Well, of course you can support our Patreon. Don't give them that Patreon. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, let's, okay, let's all.

Sex, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's all get outta here, come on, we've been in here for too long. I look at coming in. Wait, let's each do our famous signature send off. Okay, no My famous end office started to say my name and then back away from the mic Okay, oh GPC Adelaide you ready to record this fuck what is this? What is this sticky fucking shit all over this table? It's like someone was

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