Hey Riddle Riddle - *UNLOCKED* Patreon Ep #38: Pubic Access TV!

Episode Date: January 3, 2020

Here is another sneak peak of some of the fun you’re missing out on over on the Patreon! We have AT LEAST 50 hours of episodes over there so check it out!Thanks for tuning in! In today's Patreon episode we explore Public Access TV by creating our own possible shows based on existing show names! It's a wild ride and we don't apologize for any of our insanity. If people enjoy this we hope to do some more! Thank you for all your support!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, horny little ding-dongs. Guess what, huh? I'm talking to the audience here. Yeah. I know. Wait, are you a horny little ding-dong? Well, I like to think I am. Hey, horny little ding-dongs. What are you hearing right now?

It's hey, but it's not on the day that it normally comes out. What the, what? That's because we are giving you a sneak peek of one of our favorite Patreon episodes. And we hope that you really enjoy it. This is one that we call public access TV. And we hope it's a little, Hans, Hansel and Gretel morsel, a little tidbit that's going to lead you to the gingerbread house that is our Patreon, because insider gingerbread house is not only a witch in a oven. Yes, we admit they're

there. You're being really mean to me right now. Aaron, someone's got a witch in the oven. Aaron, you're the oven. JPC's the witch. I know. But there's not only a witch in oven, there's 40 plus episodes of bonus content of just all kinds of different ideas of episodes. There's all of our live shows.

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limit and brand before your show gets really shitty. You turn to face reality and pray your personalities will carry this less minute pivot through So here comes the content that nobody wanted Now it's time for Hey Riddle Riddle's glue crew Aaron Wake Up Aaron Wake Up Huh? What are you doing?

I had a bad dream. Go back to your bunk bed with JPC. I don't want to. I think he's the reason I had a bad dream. Why was he trying to get into your dream again? He was, I'm on the top bunk, but he was somehow hovering above. Well, that's just how JPC sleeps. He putted my mouth. Well, that's just how JPC sleeps.

I'm tired of you saying that Aaron do something about it. Well, that's just how JPC sleeps. He's behind me, isn't he? Yeah, JPC sleeps. I'm tired of you saying that. Aaron, do something about it. Well, that's just how JPC sleeps. He's behind me, isn't he? Yeah, JPC. You're sleeping, bitch. You're still asleep. What? I need your dreams.

I need your dreams. What happened? What happened? We're in a studio or recording a Patreon episode. Addle, you fell asleep. What is... We got... We got...

Jesse Pinkman. What? How we doing? I'm good. Have you seen that Breaking Bad movie? Yes. Was it good? I thought it was great. It's very, it deals with like some pretty, it's pretty much minutia.

Okay. Where it's like, I don't know. I don't want to say the stakes are low. The stakes are high, but it's just like, he has one simple goal, which is, I'll say it on air. He basically has to get enough money for something. Yeah. And so it's like two hours of him trying

to get enough money. And it's actually great, I thought. But it's very slow. I think a lot of people might complain about it being slow or not having enough of a, it's not dynamic enough, but I thought it's great. Would I like it if I never saw the show Breaking Bad? Probably not. Well, you'd probably be like, that was fine,

but you would enjoy a lot of the callbacks and the... Would I like it if I never saw the show Breaking Bad, but I was a huge fan of those of vitamin water commercials. Absolutely. Then I have to see. Would I like it if I've never seen the show Breaking Bad and I love the movie The Family Stone? Yes.

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Very cool. That's interesting to me. What's interesting to me, the YouTube brought up that movie, which is watching Entertainment, which is what this Patreon's about in terms of, now come on, wake up. Yeah, I'm up.

I was talking to someone the other day and they're telling me about public access TV in their city. And I've never seen any public access TV. I know that there's the Chris Gethercho, and that's about all I know. Wait, did you ever watch public access TV? Yes, and I'm gonna look up the name of the exact show that I watched.

I've only ever watched, I think, a couple episodes of the Chris Gether show. I watched that episode where some celebrity was in a dumpster for the entire episode. I think it was John Ham. Was it John? Maybe it was. Was it John Ham who was in the dumpster? I think so. I can't remember who. No, it was not.

I think it was an older person. Okay. I think so. I can't remember who. No, it was not. I think it was an older person. I think it was Kevin Spacey. Okay. But this was like yesterday, right? Yeah, this was yesterday. He was in Hollywood Stumpster. There's an episode of the Chris Gathlet show and where Jason Monsuke and Paul Sheer were on the episode and there was a celebrity in a dumpster on stage within

throughout the entire episode and then they were trying to guess who the person was. It was someone who was in a Spider-Man movie. What if I told you? Don't say it on the don't say it on the don't say who it was because if people haven't seen that episode I don't want to spoil that. I was going to say what if I told you I pulled it up and not a single search tells who it is? Oh good. Well, go watch that Chris got that episode, by the way,

because if you haven't seen his show, it's a public access show, and that episode is one of the best episodes of television. I found the name, okay, so in high school, you didn't have to eat lunch in the cafeteria. I mean, you're supposed to, but I never ever did. Why not? Because I made me anxious.

I mean, I did for the first couple of years, but when you're a junior and senior, they care less. So I would either go and sit in one of my teachers' favorite rooms with some of my friends and she didn't care. Or I would go. This is one of my favorite rooms in the school, because the magic in this room is so deep at it.

And or we would go to the green room at our high school and like the drama club area and we would watch a TV show that was on called Rara with Laura and it's this woman doing this one woman show and it is a fever dream and it's online. Look up Rara with Laura. She is something else. What would be live? Was it live? Yeah, it was like, she just had her own show.

It was, it, true insanity. I think it like shaped who I am as like a comedian and I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna show you a two second, like literally two seconds of this. So you have an idea of this absolute feat. The Rara Laura Show. Rara with Laura.

Hello everybody, welcome to the Rara with Laura. She seems like a Gulda Radner character. Yeah, it truly feels like a Gulda Radner character. She's nuts. I love her. Did she was in her local parade wand? She's nuts. I love her. She was in our local parade wand. We were all like, love her. Anyways, love local access TV.

So what I want to do since I've never seen any, do you call it public access? Local access? Is it all the same? Yes. Are you Canadian? Yes, I am not. Then fuck off with several of us.

So the organ is my man. Yes, he is. So what I thought to do is to, I'm gonna tell you the titles of some real public access TV shows. And I just want us to create what we think they were. Love it. Can I ask, as a concept, what is local access slash public access? Because nowadays, there are no local channels anymore, right?

No, they're still on access channels. I think there's,? No, there's still no access channels. I think there's another public access show I've heard of, but never seen. I think it's called Shikagogo. Okay. I think there's musicians on and they do sketches or something on it. Really? Yeah, it's called Shikagogo, but I think it's still on.

But it's local access. You have to have a dish or to get it like a bunny ears or whatever, like a antenna. I'm sure it started as like giving a voice to the people in town if they wanted to talk politics or talk about what the, you know, street speeding, being needing to be a problem. I just don't know how this, how it, like what it worked. I have no nothing about it.

I know nothing about it. And I don't remember it from growing up, so. It's fascinating. Like, because it's like the lowest budget thing you can have. That's on TV. Okay. So I'm going to read what I'll do is we'll each host one. We might host a couple depending on time. But what I'll do is I'm going to give you three titles in a row. I pulled up an alphabetical list so your titles will be probably alphabetical. You choose which one you want to do. You'll be the host of that and the other two of us will be your co-

And these are all real. These are all real and I'll give the name and then also we're in the US. This took place. Love it. Does it have a year associated with it as well? It does not. So some of these could still be on the air.

Interesting. Interesting. Who wants to anybody want to volunteer to go first? Otherwise, I'm going to pick those firsts. I'll go first. Aaron, here are your choices. Alternative views from Austin, Texas. The average guys TV show. Cotton the Act.

Charlottesville, Virginia. Fuck. And average guys was from Duluth, Minnesota. Wow, these are all really good. So those three, I'll also add in, no. No, no, because they're already so good. Add in three more. I'm more caught in no no because there are already so good add in three more Cut in the act in Virginia

Okay, that's what you're doing caught in the act and the average guys is I think it's the title is funnier than what we could do with it Yeah, is this a one-woman show? No, it's all three of us. Okay, but earrings to the main house. Oh wait, do I want to do average man? I think do cut in the act. Okay, ready Did he did he did welcome back to... It wasn't me. And DuCotton the Act. It wasn't me. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D And the act. I'm here as always with my husband. Thomas, Pinochet. And I'm also here with the man that my husband,

this week, caught me cheating on him with. Introduce yourself. Richard Pinochet. And as you already probably guessed it, this week is awful, interesting. It's interesting something awful. This week, as it is every week, it is my brother. I said, I was sorry, I don't know what else to say.

I don't want to even talk to you. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We have to go in the order that my producer says we have to go in. First, we're going to do a quick, how was your week? Well, my week was great. Well, let me start. I'm as Peter Shea kicking us off. My week started at great.

I went to work on Monday. I, after putting the past week behind me. Tell them where you work. Starting on front. I work at... Peter Shay, Peter Shay law firm. Peter Shay, Peter Shay and Trevor Shay. You do divorce. They're divorce lawyers. We are divorce attorneys.

And I put last week in my wife's in fidelity behind me with the work. Came home for an early lunch found my brother Robert Peter Jay halfway into your wife halfway halfway into bed with my wife week ruined pretty much at that point and now it is Tuesday afternoon we are doing the shop so that's been my week so far. My week started off fairly slow. Was that work? Was working on some cases?

The work, work, work, work. Then it picked up. Went over to see my brother, but I must have missed him at the office. So I found his lovely wife had stayed and decided to stay over. And things took a little ton for the good. And first, I went halfway inside him.

And then he retired in the favor. And you know what? Carolyn, how was your week? It was so, so. And I'll tell you why, okay? First half of my week, dull. I just had a conversation with my husband where we're like, we're going to start a new.

We're good, this week is a new week. We have that sign above our bed, don't we? That says, every day is a new day. Mm-hmm. And every day I can make a new choice. But the first half of a week, dull, dull, dull. Dull is a pile of bread. We have a sign above our toilet.

This is, if it's brown, flush it down, if it's yellow, then it down, if it's yellow, then it's yellow. And our bread here is fantastic. He wrote that in pen above our toilet. It's not as much of a sign. Normally I get my sign from home goods, hang them all over the house. It looks pretty bad.

Real shaky letters. You didn't study yourself. I was trying to balance. Real shaky letters. I was always alone balance real shaky letters. I was always alone with pinmanship, wasn't I? But the second half of the week, I was able to go halfway in someone.

And then halfway out, halfway back in. I do also enjoy how we call the first half and second half of the week when we were referring to Monday and Tuesday. Those are the only days worth mentioning after that. After that, it's just screaming. You go, tomorrow is going to be month.

We're going to make tomorrow Monday again. I say. Because, be any of a week, new marriage, new week. I say after the botched meal, the Tuesday, I say, tomorrow will be a Monday. We famously all have Garfield tattoos that we got on the night of your wedding. Yes. We all in different locations. Mine is on the night of your wedding. Yes. We all in different locations. Mine is on the inside of my cheek.

I got mine in Cabo. And I got mine on the inside of his cheek. I have two. Sometimes I like to put my tattoos in the other people. But I don't have room. All right. Now it's time for our favorite segment here in the act. Honey, where does this week fall on the list

of the most traumatized and things you've seen me do? Get a divorce, you two should get a divorce. Did this crack the top 10? Yeah, it's important. This is the, I would say that this week is a bit. Work for Bono, work for yourself, work for Bono. I'll, work for Bono. If you work for a boner, we wouldn't be in this predicament,

whoo-wee. I would say this week is better worst week of my life as it is every week. What about when you stepped on that nail when we were 13? What's that? When you stepped on that nail when we were 13? Uh, well, that was pretty bad. That was a pretty bad week. Tetness.

Uh, I did get tetness. And this feels like my heart has gotten tetness, even though that is what happened. From like stepping on a nail, get tetness in my heart. Well, it feels like my heart has gotten tetris. Even though that is what happened. From like stepping a nail and getting tetris in my heart. Well, it feels like my heart has gotten tetris where all the pieces are coming together. I wish I love you. I love you. Oh, wow.

All right. You know, I wish you all the best. But honey, does this weak crack the top 10 of the worst times you've ever seen me cheating on you? I would say watching you half in my brother, my brother half in you was probably, yeah cracks the top 10 at least, maybe seven, eight, somewhere definitely the top 10.

And remind, if this is your first time watching at home, the viewers what your top five are. Okay, well, I think the one that hurt the most was when you slept with my brother, Tom Pinochet. And then when you slept- Number one, caught in the act, sleeping with Tom. And then when you slept with my other brother, Kevin Pinochet.

Two, sleeping with the camster. Number three, probably a- And Kevin is the one who does these voices for us. Thank you, Kevin. Yes, I'll see you tonight. Number three kind of a sleeper was when you slept with Ed Trebuchet, one of my other law partners, not blood related but considered closer than my brothers who have slept with my wife. Number three slept with a sleeper.

Four would gotta be Katie, Peter Shae. I didn't think you were even that into women, but I guess it was more mixing it up, more of an energy thing, unless about sexuality. Let bygones be bygons. And then five I think would probably be the time where you tricked me into thinking that I was going

to sleep with you and then I ended up sleeping with my sister Katie Peter. Yeah, thanks. Did that go over well? Your step sister. Well, yes now. I don't know why. Why did you tell us to do it that way, but say. I could have done that for so much longer.

That's great. Watching that show would be awesome. I love the host is just the one is like putting your life on display. It was like every week I sleep with someone else. And I'm cutting the ax. I make sure my, I make sure to call my husband home. GPC, are you ready for your options? Yeah, what are my options?

Your options are? Animal trash I've never seen JPC looks so serious and listen he's the poker face right now animal trash. Okay cool clown ground What what what what states are these from our cities? Sorry animal trash Was from Brooklyn this one does not say. Okay. So Amel trash does not say cool clown ground local baby Chicago Illinois. Cool clown ground. Yep. And then the last one here is disco step by step Buffalo, New York disco step by step. God, I don't know what that is. I hope it's just them watching episodes of step by step. Buffalo, New York. Disco step by step. God, I don't know what that is.

I hope it's just them watching episodes of step by step with like disco music playing. What a bow, bow down. Bow down. Dirt, dirt, dirt. I'm gonna go with animal trash. Great, great. And so it doesn't say where this one is from, right?

No, animal trash did not have a, okay, got you. Do you wanna make one up? Uh, yes, Animal Trash will be in... Bind Oregon. Great. Welcome back to Animal Trash. I'm your host, as always.

Curt Martin. And this is an either exciting episode of Animal Trash. Now as you all know every week on Animal Trash we go to one of the dirtiest dumps in the country. Trying to find some local trash and turning it into some animal treasure. This week we are here in Sweetwater, Nebraska. I'm working with Dan Rudnitsky. That's right, Dan Rudnitsky. And Dan, you run this dump, correct? I run this dump.

This is handed down. This is a family dump. This is a dumpy dump. What was it? A dumpy dump? This is I run this dump. This is handed down. This is a family dump. This is a dumpy down. What was it? A dumpy down? This is a dumpy down. Yes, my brother owned it before me.

And once he got something better, he did the pass it along to me. So it is a dumpy down. And Dan, we're going to be going through the dump today. And we're going to be trying to find some trashy animals. Yes, we're going to be trying to find some trashy animals. I don't think that'll be a problem. What are the most common types of trash animals that we're gonna find in here?

Here in Sweetwater. And here in Sweetwater. Okay, well keep in mind that these are like animals you may know, but since they're trash animals, dumpy animals that they might have something wrong with them. So we have a lot of depressed us. You're gonna tell me how do you might. We have a lot of depressed us, lots. Rifle and buy so. We have a lot of depressed us, lots.

Rifle and through the garbage. Depressed us? Oh my God, I think we see one now. Oh. My name's Susan. Oh, I'm sorry, nope, that's a human woman. I am so sorry, babe. Susan, you work here at the dump?

Nope. Oh. Change me. Okay. I want you call a trash lady. Huh. Ever heard of a trash lady before? I'm not. You can tell a trash lady by the fact that she's lost one shoe.

She's sitting on some steps and crying and her friend is trying to control her. Yeah. Yep. That's true. Also, I like to eat garbage. You're not just food that's bad for you. Real garbage.

I'm sorry Susan, you eat this garbage. I eat it. Why don't you grab that diaper over there and just put your palm flat. I'm not gonna do that. Put your palm flat. I'm not gonna pick up the diaper from a tub. All right, if not the diaper, then maybe,

look at that old carton of milk. No. Well, pick up something less gross. Sounds like I do need to do your show for you. Okay, hold on. But first of all, my show is about trash animals. This is a human woman. You just ask me to feed her a diaper.

And then she has me to pick up an old thing of milk. How about this? How about this? I will pick up. I'll be an animal later, because I'm just now. There's old Kentucky Fried Chicken Bucket, full of chicken bones. How about that? Just have to? I will pick up. I'll be an animal later for those ages now. There's old Kentucky Fried Chicken Bucket, full of chicken bones.

How about that? Just have to let the bucket. Here you go. Yep. Mm-hmm. Can you throw it up in the air and I'll catch it? Yeah, I guess I was gonna get chicken bones all over the place, but here, one, two, three.

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And an old shoe yes, and an old shoe can I be honest with you? Yeah, life's not easy for me as well my first name is curtain Like your last name was curtain I'm a curtain Martin. I wasn't saying it like how you say your day of in school where it's last day first. My name is Curt Martin and it's tough being me and it's tough living my life but I see you covered in trash, eating chicken bones off the ground and I think maybe my life's not so bad. I'm a high school principal too. Be careful in your previous sentence.

You said I see you. Now she's been in a hospital a hundred too. Oh, be careful. In your previous sentence, you said, I see you. Now, she's been in a hospital a hundred times, so she might get defensive. Okay. You're a high school principal. Mm-hmm. Dan, help me out here. Why did you get fired?

I didn't get fired. Why did they keep you around? I'm not having a principal in a private high school. Shouldn't you be fired? I think is where Dan was going? They say those who can't do teach. They say those who can't teach coach. They say those who can't coach

does whatever dober did on coach, assistant coach. And those who can assistant coach become principal. What do you say to that? Ha! Mm-hmm. Sorry, I was eating the diaper. Shit. Dave, you went right for that diaper. You teased it earlier. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, game here looking for. Oh, let her describe the animal. What do you see? I see. What was your name, trash?

Rachel? Susan. Susan, the trash. I thought it was trash or Rachel. You eat trash. You look like a trashy Rachel. I don't know if anyone would tell you we're on a break.

Right? Here comes the animal now. It looks a little bit like a skunk, but a little bit like a rat. Leave me alone. Oh, it like a rat. Leave me alone. Oh, it's my husband. Leave me alone. I'm just looking.

I'm just scourging for food. Mm. This is your husband? This is your show. What? This is my dump. I take your milkshake. See you.

See you. Sorry, ABC. ABC should get to do another one. Ah. JBC? Yeah, mine was ruined, so I had to do one more. You get to do either Cool Clown Ground. This is one from previous.

Yep. Cool Clown Ground, which is from Chicago. Disco step by step from Buffalo, New York. Or Fantasy Bedtime Hour from San Francisco, California. I want to do Disco step by step. Great. Hey cool cats. Welcome back.

As always, I'm your host Stu, man grave. And welcome back to disco step by step. Now I'm joined by two of my favorite favor, co-hosts. Go ahead and say hi, Classetina. Scoop, scoop, scoop. And go ahead and say, uh, fine, hello. Dirty Joe Nuckelball. Hey, this is Dirty Joe Nuckelball.

Right in the nose, slopes, still a stanger. Ooh, feeling that groove. Thank you, Dirty Joe. And what's your name again? It doesn't matter. Now, Classy Tina you, dirty Joe. And what's your name again? It doesn't matter. Now, classy Tina, dirty Joe. Today, as we do every week, we are going to be teaching the fine folks at home, some brand new disco dance moves.

Dirty Joe, what do you have for us this week? Today's move that we're going to teach the fine folks at home was called the stomp, stomp up your head. What? Stop, stop up your head. Mm-hmm, stomp, stomp, up your head. Stomp, stop up your head. Okay. It's an existing song, but I put a twist on it. Sure you did, yeah, we all got there.

Okay, what you're gonna wanna do is face me at the TV, right? You're gonna start to sway back and forth. Sway back and forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you're doing, oh, yeah. Now work your legs into it. Put your legs behind the other. Every time you sway, like you're doing capo-rera. Yeah, capo-rera.

Yeah, capo-rera. Every time you sway. Oh, sway, sway, sway, sway, sway, sway. As you sway in and button your shirt. Oh, you feel that breeze. Nope, you've been warned, dirty jokes. That's good. You've been warned.

Oh, the pants coming out. Nope, pants coming out. Breathe The dirty Joe stop it now to be fair you expect you that from me not from her You gonna do anything you do dirty Dirty Joe. You've been warned before, you've been warned before. Keep your dick out of your mouth. But I got a talent. No, you don't. Nobody wants to see that talent. Classy Tita, I'm so sorry.

Classy Tita. Oh no, it's fine. Classy Tita. Damn it, Dirty, damn it, Dirty Joe. It's in my name. No, it's you stop. It's in my name. You shut your mouth. Oh. Class of tita dammit dirty dammit dirty Joe No, you stop my name shut your mouth Break us home for the new dance moves. What's it? What dance move do you have for us this week? This week I have a new dance move called stay in a dead Stay in a dead all right. All right class Tina walk us through it

So you're gonna put on a white pantsuit? Yeah, one man. And you're gonna real feel your body going, A-a-a, a-a, staying a dead. Staying a dead. Arms like this and up and down, but not diagonally just regular. Okay, just to break your little thumbs. To break your little thumbs.

Vertically, up and down. Class, you do this. Cut, you do this. Stop, stop. Regular okay And Don't you stop by the way I use my walk you want to take up your pants put you Why yeah, oh week to come up with a dance move and you didn't do it. Every week. Stay in your mouth. I give you two endless second chances to come on the show. You're classier than that. She's really not. I've had about a number you dirty Joe every week with this You stop you stop Now you watch me do my you watch me do my dance move, okay? I actually did a dance move this week. I take the lead take the lead here We go, okay? Oh slow it down. Oh

Starting from zero take your take your right hand throw it up zero. Take your right hand, throw it up in the air, take your left hand, throw it up in the air. Move your middle, swirl your middle. Swirl your middle like a middle swirl. That takes your left hand, and your right hand. Push your elbows into your chest. Now flex your fingers. Now push your fingers down and flex your fingers back into your face feel your face

Push chest Black it knees. Don't breathe. Don't breathe it like it needs I'm gonna do it! Oh! Tina, stop it! That's an existing top! Take it in your mouth. Take it in your mouth. Take it in your mouth.

Cut the show. Turn the camera down. There's no cameras. There's no cameras. I've been trying to tell you. I've been trying to tell you get out of my house. See? I have not laughed that hard in a very long time.

Oh my God. I left so hard my context came out. Oh my God, he did. Holy shit, are you okay? I'm okay. What's that show called? That show, what's called? Disco step by step, from Buffalo, New York.

Oh. I am so happy we gave J.B.C. a second chance. Oh, these are real shows too. These are real shows. This is my new favorite Patreon thing. If you know these shows, if you're like, that was a show in my hometown, or where I grew up, please tweet us a clip of that, maybe.

No. That little legit did laugh so hard, it's cut. Oh my god, they're on the table. They don't make it. They pop down. What should a hashtag be for sending us some public access? Boy. public contribution.

Mm-hmm. Hashtag public contribution nice nice. So here's I'm gonna give myself public service That probably is a hashtag public service. No, How about we just do hashtag? Continental. Okay, we can figure this out. Let's just do 10 more, 10 or 15 more minutes on a reference tag. We'll five over like, and that'll be the one that we keep. So I'll give the

options to me. I'll toss in there just because we might be running out here. It was a short list. Fantasy Bedtime Hour from San Francisco. Once the next one here, Jerk Beast Show from Seattle, Washington, and the Kid America Club from Manhattan, New York. So Jerk Beast Show, Kid America Club, or Fantasy Bedtime Hour. This stuff. I think I wanted to do the Kid America Club or Fantasy Bedtime Hour. Um... Best stuff. I think I wanted to... The Kid America Club. Kid America Club? Got it.

[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ [♪ BEEPING SOUND [♪ Hello there, America. My name is Chuck Wendigo. And I am your Kid America. Joining me, as always, is Trisha Bolivia. I'm your baby sister. Shut up. You should, what?

And over here on the hot mic is Richard Ample. Eeeh! Sorry. Well that's too hot. That's too hot. We're getting feedback. Every time I come, Eeeh!

Eeeh! Every time I come near it. I think there's a We're getting feedback. I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm near it. I think there's a fly by your microphone. It's you, it's it, no, it's it. It's a mixing issue. The man. So I like that little fly. Fly me to buy a new microphone. That's not what it is.

It's the mic's too hot. Speaking of feedback, my feedback for you is to stop doing a J-Leano impression. Okay, really? Just mix it better. My feedback for you is to stop doing a David-Leno impression. It makes it better. My feedback for you is to stop doing a David Letterman impression. That's very fair. This is the Kid America Club. We are three kids living in where America and we're here to make it great again.

We are in a tree house to a lion our best. That is true. We're having a meal. I'm just going to talk here because, you know, at this point, I feel like Trevor, are you even fixing it? Are you even trying to fix it? Don't shwug.

Don't shwug. The bike's shwug. Trevor is our dog that we put it a baseball shirt. He is adorable. We love Trevor. That a baseball jersey. What a show. I can't afford a jersey. Here's adorable Baseball Jersey I can't we can't afford a jersey

Baseball T. So let's talk about the problems in America these are typically stories or topics ripped from the headlines Meaning we took dad's newspaper and we cut out the front page now First up, let's talk about the name the you You gave it to me. I know I know I know. Richard Amphol. Richard Amphol. The thing I clubbed out there was my mics very hot. Now Richard Amphol give us you've seen Joe Biden making the rounds. What does you take on a hot mic? It'll be a hot take. What's your hot take on Joe Biden? Well, you know Joe Biden said that he didn't get an endorsement from Boaco Bama because he asked him not to which is just like wow, man Very cool

Picture fucking for like 10 years now. And you've been as dim, not to give you a endorsement. Good luck, Joe. Good luck. He has been picture fucking him for 10 years. We're gonna take a brief. It's Joe Biden, guys.

We're gonna take a brief. We're gonna take a brief. How is it still fucked up? We're gonna take a, we're gonna take a brief break to talk about our recommendations for school lunch. I say that if the chicken breast with mayonnaise is on the list, pick that. Also, star crunch is the best little Debbie snack. I'd say just get some Cape Cucumber Tito chips and some pudding from your mom. Sounds very steak, more like shit bearing your pants. And now let's stick back into it. Tell us your thoughts on Elizabeth Warren and her campaign that she's been running thus far. Okay, great question. My take on Elizabeth Warren is why are we talking about her when my teeth are falling out of my mouth? In the first one, I like these teeth.

What? Tooth Fairy, real or no? Tooth Fairy, well if she's real, she's real, she's... Because I've been getting 75 cents per tooth. I'm going through trauma here tooth fairy. The fact that we least you could do is give me $15 for the Toa Wama. And it sounds like you need that money to help pay off future college debt.

Yeah, and also go to therapy for losing my teeth are falling out with blood. With blood from my mouth is falling out. I can't think about Elizabeth Warren when the teeth are falling with blood. Okay. But I think she's a great candidate. And I think she's done a lot of good for Massachusetts.

Yes, yes, very good. Good luck getting the African American vote from Joe Biden. Real people's champion this one. How is he still pulling? Someone explained that to me. I mean, I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him.

I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him.

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but we didn't take him. That's it. That's insightful. Let me know what you're gonna do with that. But also when Bernie Sanders wasn't picked, all that support should have gotten to Hillary Clinton. Okay, come on. There would have been been this fucking mess. We've been this fucking shit show that we're now. This carnival, that we call America. Trump is making the teeth fall out. By Trevor, stop looking at your butt all. Oh, I like that I said, make America great again, then we should untrap.

Aaron, I think you're up again. You ready? So your options are going to be live from the artists, Den. This is from Garden City, New York, the loan shark, but loan is billed L.O.N.E. from Bridgeport, Connecticut, or the Mr. Science Show from Melbourne, Florida. Melbourne, Florida. Melbourne, Florida. Right. Melbourne, Florida.

Long shark. Oh, it was the first one. Live from the artist's den, the loan shark, and the Mr. Science Show. I'm going to do live from the artist's den. Oh, okay. Hey, welcome back. My name is Crystal Ruby. Welcome back to you live from the Art Debt, Den.

I'm here with my two best soulmates. Introduce yourselves. My name is Peter Tigers. And my name is Velcro Johnson. Amazing. Okay, so as you remember, live from the artist, we are three different kinds of artists. One of us is a sculptor, one of us is a painter, and one of us is... An assassin.

An assassin. And we don't tell you. We never tell you. We never tell you. But the point of the show is the three of us try our best to recreate SNL's most famous Yes, and this week for our Halloween episode we're gonna try to recreate the David S.Pockets Grits amazing amazing amazing sketch amazing do you want to kick us off? Yes kick us out for the David S. Pumkin. Sure. Sure.

Can you hit floor number 17, please? Of course. I'd love to hit floor 17. Just so you know, this elevator will traverse the floors, and every time the doors open, there be something frightful Popping as well. Yes, it's a haunted elevator. Yes, that sounds like a very good ride. Do you have the first doors? It'll be something fairly innocuous I'm Tom Hanks any inquiries Okay Now that's very scary. Let's go to another floor Okay Here we go. Me Tom Hanks. What do you want to know? Oh

boy, that's very scary. And we're also herezzly Jones, and we go to the next floor. Great. One more floor. I'm David S. Hanks, pumpkins, and they're here too, and they're also a part of it. Any questions? Blam, blam, blam. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Gun went off the ground. But it made a beautiful sculpture. Right through the clay, right through the clay. Beautiful. And of course, that's how you sculpt is you shoot clay. Sure. That's how I sculpt. And of course, I use my gun as a brush.

Yes, Velcro. And one of those skills people. Mm-hmm. And it is your choice. What sketch we do next? The sketch that I would like to see best is this is a sketch made popular by a young American man who would work at an office 925 and his desk happened to be by the capillard. Right by the capillard. Right by the capillard. So

every time someone came by his desk he would try to engage them in conversation, but they would not be having it. Sure. I'd like you to play the cup and roll. Oh, good. And never. No, I'll play it. I'll play the cup here.

Yes, everyone will come by the machine. This week's hottest office is this office. It has everything. Copiers. Stuff fun. Other stuff. Stuff fun or mama? The one update.

Stuff fun. Making jokes. Stuff fun. Stuff oscillating fun. Yep, and I'm making a copy. Yeah, making a copy, copycat. Meow meow. And that's my part, Dunn.

I'm just here to make a quick copy. Hmm, before I have to go back to my damn van, down by the river. Van Vanorama. Yeah, my name's Matt Foley and I'm a motivational speaker. Foley artist's scratch, bang bang. And so fat, better than this table for sure, smash. Smash, smash, mouth, all star.

Starro rum, that my part is done. Now that we've done the sketches, we're going to read some emails that we've gotten about people guessing what each of us are. Great, I'll read the first email. Okay, this says, dear, the artist lounge. Den, this must be the next door, the artist lounge next door.

Okay, oh, here's one, this says, dear hosts of the artists, den. What the fuck is going on? Here's one, this is Dear Hosts of the Artists Den. What the fuck is going on? You say you're going to recreate us and now sketches, but you are putting... Oh no. Oh no. Hey, it's Jeff from across the street.

Have you guys been getting our mail? You painted him. I've seen. Oh boy. That was fun. I love the idea of SNL at some point running so dry that you're just like, let's just use all the characters in one scene. Let's have Matt Foley and the...

He also got all the characters. Yeah, straight characters. From different er. It's a caretaker. Yeah, straight caretaker. Different eras and blend them into one scene. JAPES, here are your options. Okay, man, there was some ones I really liked from earlier on. Pancake Mountain, Washington, D.C.

Okay. Quiz Kids from San Francisco. We also have the show with no name from Austin, Texas. It's gonna be Pancake Mountain. Okay, can I toss in one to lure you away? You can try. Squirt TV, man, hat in New York. Oh, Squirt TV. But that's off the table, we're gonna do Pancake Mountain.

Pancake Mountain, Pancake Mountain. Um, bonus points if you can incorporate Squirt. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Well, kids, welcome back to Pancake Mountain! It's me, your old friend, Squirtie McGoo! Haha! Money, money, money. And I'm joined as always by my Pancake Mountain here in France.

Go ahead and introduce yourself. I'm Squribbles McGee. And my name is Dr. Galaches. So, uh, Doc Squibbles and Squirter up here on Pancake Mountain, and we are having a hell of a time. A hell of a feast of pancakes. Of course we're kidding, Pancake Mountain is named that way because of the shape of its feet

The top is so flat The top is so flat We've been up here for 16 days now No food, no water, just this television camera And we're going absolutely fucking insane I thought for a while there were maple syrup in the tree So I tapped those trees and I drank away Turns out they were not trees at all.

Now, Doc, you're no actual Doc, but how many times do you think that we can drink our own urine before it eventually kills us? Well, I'll say that 16 days with no water is way too long. Well, we've been drinking urine. And according to my calculations, we died 12 days ago.

Well, give me a D and hopsy-topsy. That's a long time ago. That's a couple of weeks. I think we're dead and we're in hell. Well, that could be the case. They say that hell is other people, and I'm not convinced that either one of you two are real. Yeah, and that's probably why I thought I was tapping a tree for maple syrup,

and it turns out it was that hiker and his son. And we got the maple syrup out of them all right. We drank them dry like vampire folk from the ancient times. I drank their thoughts. They clearly had gone to eye-op that day. Oh, ho, ho, yeah. Silly dude, hopsy-topsie. Oh, ho, ho, yeah. Gently did, hop to topsy. That boy was full of hash browns.

I smothered him. Yeah, that covered him. Partially digested. Uh-huh. Dr. Galache's recommends two more kids. Well, we'd love to get some more kids up here on top of this mountain, but we simply don't know if they get here.

Now, also, I'd like to point out, we've been trapped up here, I'm talking to the smell, but we simply don't know if they're getting here. Now also I'd like to point out, we've been trapped up here, but if a hiker and their sunbath are way up here, we probably could have gotten down at some point. Oh, square, you're full of good ideas. Well, I'm full of something. Oh shit. And my pee. And you're, that's right. And hash brown.

We've been drinking each other's pee because only your own pee is toxic. But if you drink your friend's pee, it's, hey, okay. Where there is a shame because at some point, we were about to drink each other's pee and from out of nowhere, an eagle dropped a jellyfish onto my face. It stung me quite viciously. So we shit out his face.

So you shit out? He doesn't eat drink or pee. That reminds me of a side I've got hanging above my toilet back at home Shit about face drink my pee Kick mountain I'm insane Pretty great Fuck that here we go. I believe it Cake Mountain, fuck that. Here we go. I believe it's my turn again.

My options are going to be stairway to Stardom from Staten Island, static television from New Orleans, and Talking Funny from Chicago. I assume Talking Funny is maybe about comedians. I think it's gonna be about comedians, right? I think stairway to Stardom is hit about comedians. I think that would be about comedians, right? I think stairway to stardom is hitting my antenna. So, stairway to-

Also, you're allowed to do any of the other ones we've mentioned and haven't done. Yes, sir. I think I'm gonna do stairway to stardom. Stairway to stardom. Welcome back to stairway to stardom. My name is Mitch Bovisline, and I am your host. Of course, every week on stairWidd to start them,

we have two people who are trying to get famous, trying to get some traction, some momentum going in their career, and they will tell us what they're going to do to try and gain start them. So on, cheer number one, why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself right over here. Hi, I'm Katie Coins, and the way I plan on getting famous

is I'm gonna start publicly proposing to people a few times a week. Great, thank you so much, Katie. What do we have over here at your number two? My name is Amy Klobuchar, and I am a senator from, I don't know, Minnesota. What does that say? Oh, I just saw you wanna discuss on a TV show that is a bunch of kids in their

tree house talking about which political candidate. Yeah, I was, they'd say my name. I was discussed. Mm-hmm. And you are not a senator from Minnesota. Oh, no, it turns out I was, I'm not, but they wrecked your new asshole. Oh, okay. Well, just, it's good to be mentioned.

Just try to get my name. Montana. Recognition. I'm sorry. You're a senator from Montana. Amy. Okay. Bless your heart, though. So Katie and Amy, it looks like you both are pretty hungry for start-up. Can you tell us a little bit about what drives you to be famous?

Why you want to get in the limelight spotlight, as it were? You know how life is an empty void. And it's boring and not a parade. Mm-hmm. I wish I could fill that void with something. I don't think money will work, but I could try. And it's certainly not love. So I'm gonna try this.

Okay, great, Amy. Well, you know, I'm just a no nonsense Democrat. And I consider liberalism to be nonsense. So I may no liberalism Democrat. I don't believe in anything progressive. I may, uh, but I guess you would call me a blue dog. I'm basically a fucking Republican from Montana or Minnesota or Iowa or one of those fucked up places. And, um, just try to be president so I can be president. Great. Don't really have a good reason for doing so.

Should still be in the rice. Okay. And of course our listeners have access to a poll where they can make or break your career in terms of start them. Right now there's no movement on the poll. So this is the time of the show where we introduce some challenge.

No, the poll sounds like Santa Claus to give it a blow. No movement on the pole sounds like Santa Claus giving a blowjob. No movement on the pole sounds like me when I tried to be a stripper for a week. No movement on the pole sounds like my vacation to crack out. Okay. Still no movement. And so this will be when we introduce some ways

for you to gain stardom. Now, if you complete these tasks, or in the way you can complete them, our listeners and watchers might give you boost. They might follow you on Twitter. They might put your name out there. They might help make you famous. So the first thing we're going to do is I'm going to take off

the lid of this dish. This is a snake filled with sour cream. And I want you to eat it. You want us to lady the trap that day? Or do you want us to? You decide. You decide. We decide. Well, first, I'm going to give it. You want us to lady the trap that they are doing. You decide. You decide. Well, first I'm gonna give it a makeover.

Give it a little hat. Give it a sequence best. Give it a little hat. Sequence best. Now make up. Now make up. Put away on it. It's a bob.

Now make up. More make up. Katie has two up votes. And take the snake. I'll take the mouth end. You take the other end. And bite two upvotes. And take the snake. I'll take the mouth and you take the other end and bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite. It's lost to both. So like it looks like people are commenting. I want to see you both take the tail end. It's just the way that it always is. The the Democrat and the race takes the tail end of the sour cream snake. Isn't it time that Washington eats the snake?

I may be Clovishar, vote for me, that's Clovishar. K-L-O-U-B-H-C-H-C-A-E-R. And you're still in the race. Couldn't possibly be. Let's see. We have time for one more, gonna do one more quick one. Yes.

Does anybody, has anybody heard one that they wanna do that has been listed before? I, yes, there was one. I think there's alternative views. The average guy's TV show, we also had a cool clown ground. No. We had fantasy bedtime hour.

That's the one I wanted to do. Great. I wanted, oh to go ahead. Would you? No, please. I want to we'll do this show again and this list. So let's we're gonna end with fantasy bedtime hour. James, take us away. Hey everybody, welcome back to fantasy bedtime hour. The show for single parents trying to put their unruly boys to sleep. My name is Vance and chicks to bar and I've got six unruly boys and one deceased wife. As always I'll be introducing our co-panelists. I'm Cratt Daggett and I have one unruly boy. I also have three daughters,

but I can't give them any attention because I'm too busy trying to put the sleep this unruly boy. My name is Kelly Keys and I have one unruly boy. He is my husband. It's hard to get him to fall asleep. We've tried melatonin, we've tried warm milk, we've tried me rubbing his belly, nothing quite does it.

But as you know, we're always in search of that thing that's going to set us over the line and really help our unruly boys go to sleep. So this week we have a, as always, we have a submission of a story written by one of you loyal viewers this story is called the camel oh boy this one got through okay well we'll try it out you never know it might put those unruly boys to sleep this one is called the first open to too much math. Does it rhyme? It sounds like it might. It looks like it does. And as always, we'll be reading the story line by line. Joey the camel was an outcast of sorts. He had on a jacket and Bermuda shorts. But Joey the camel did not want to sleep.

For Joey the camel stayed up all night to weep. He'd flopping flounder, he'd walk through the town. He walked through the town with a frown upside down. A smile sub would call it. Because he had a secret. Oh. And it looks like somebody spilled coffee on this story from here. Oh, I see meth a bunch at the bottom.

Meth, meth, meth. Oh, this person was doing meth on the road. Yeah, it looks like this person who wrote it was doing coffee and meth and the rest of the story. I can see one word through the coffee. It looks like they rhyme secret with tight fit. I'm glad we didn't get to the rest of that. No, I'm probably going to the frown upside down

in the smile, so my god. Real quickly, it looks like the camel was happy because he was always on meth. Looks like he beat up a bank teller. I'll say it, I'll try meth tonight. Not me, I'll have my husband try it because he's one unruly boy. Unruly boy, unruly boy.

Well, my boys won't do meth, but I might as well smoke a little myself and then try to shotgun it into their faces, what I was saying. Yeah, and I'm gonna try and feed my one unruly boy and I try and feed him a lot of carbs, a lot of heavy food, maybe some turkey and then water board him and make sure he goes straight to bed. Straight to bed.

Straight to bed. Oh, we got another letter here. Okay. Okay. Looks like this one again is some sort of random short story. Oh boy. Maybe to help lure your young unruly boy to bed. Yeah, maybe boy to bed.

Looks like this is called the star in a night sky that wouldn't go out. Up in a night sky, far into space. Oh, this one rhymes and we're doing it like that. I think so. Okay. Up in a night sky, far into space. It's coffee, it's all coffee from the start.

Are you going to read through it? You can read through it. It's upside. I'm accustomed to reading through coffee because I have unruly boys that came out. Go ahead, give it that light again. Open a night sky far into space. A starlight with twinkle.

Like the moon had a face. This star was stubborn. Oh the moon had a face. This star was stubborn. Oh yes it was. It would give a little glimmer a sound like a buzz. Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle. This star had a secret. And then it's just coffee with air. Oh no, fresh beige. You'll look like there's a whistle.. Here's a fresh page. You'll see there's a whistle. There's nothing wrong with this page.

The secret was. Oh, Chopra, comma, deep breath. We did it. See, oh boy. Well, thank you all so much for listening to our public access TV shows. I will say this is definitely in my top three favorite episodes we've ever, ever, ever done. Ooh, not, not.

Well, maybe we'll revisit it and get a brand new list. I'm sure there's thousands of public access, but I just pulled up a list, I think. Maybe I typed in public access weird names or something. So yeah, maybe we'll do this. So don't try to Google it yourself. Don't Google it. I'm giving.

I feel like we could do a hundred of these, and that's not fun. And again, if you know these shows, and you want to send us a clip, please do that with hashtag. Public access. We gotta do a whole show that's just us being able to come up with hashtags.

I don't know. I honestly would like you to, if you have ones that you grew up with, tweet at the show and let us know what public access shows you grew up with. And if the show and let us know what public acts are shows you grew up with. And if you do, go ahead and hashtag it. I can't do this. Neptune! hashtag I can't do this. I really hope people hashtag it.

I guess the wrong theme again. I mean, they are really similar, dude. That was Clue Crew, so now here's a who's who. The relatable host was Aaron Keve. If you rolled her eyes, it's because the apple refi- Or that other young guy, fucking JPC. Thank you Tony Edit, and what everybody said. And Emily Cardamus did the lo-go. Arnie Parrott sang and wrote every single fricking note of 1, 2, 3, 4, Hey, middle-red.

Dulls, glue, crew. Three, four, eight, middle, riddle, school, crew