Hey Riddle Riddle - *UNLOCKED* Patreon Ep #72: Quiz Bop

Episode Date: November 6, 2020

Here is episode 72 from our Patreon. We hope it's a good distraction!Oh no! The Clue Crew has filled their ear holes with cursed music from demon children and now it's time to pass that curse to you in our very own Kidz Bop Quiz! Can YOU find the real lyrics? Please, go watch some Kidz Bop music videos and let us know what you think.Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blue Crew The doctor was the month. Sorry, all happens. Here we go. How does a podcast evolve after you practically solve to every fuzzy and riddy? You really gotta expand upon your limit and brand before your show gets really shitty. You turn to face reality and pray your personalities. Well, carry this less minute pinnacle through.

So here comes the content that nobody wanted. Now it's time for Hey Riddle Riddle's Glue Crew. Fuck, I'm locked out of my house. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Looked out of my house. Hello. Hello. What are you doing outside of your house?

Yeah, I don't walk out. Me and Aaron are putting our outside of your house? Yeah, Adam. I walked out, me and Aaron are putting our robes on and we're coming outside and we have this old lantern. What's happening? What's happening? Oh my God, are the British coming? I hope not. I hope not.

They're not coming for my lantern, are they? God forbid. Wait, you each have a lantern. Yeah, of course. It's the middle of the night and you will woke us. It's the middle of the night. You are each holding an issue of green lantern. Yeah, it's the middle of the night and you will walk us. It's the middle of the night. You are each holding an issue of green lantern. Yeah, it's the middle of the night.

And you're eating comics. We always say that if the British are coming, you're supposed to read two issues of green lantern. That's exactly what we're saying. What we're saying now though, is you made such a clamor and we came running outside. What is the issue? What's the issue, dear boy?

I got locked out of my house. Well, what happened? Well I went outside and I shut the door behind me and then I what are you doing? I was going back into a memory memory. I thought you were going back into memory. Well I was telling you a story. Oh well was the story going to evolve a memory? Was it going to a vocabin memory? Yeah. Well then let's go back and see it. I don't want to. Don't tell him you could show. Sorry, I left Wayne's world on in the apartment. You left your house while you're watching Wayne's World by the willpower that you must have.

If Wayne's world's on, I'm not stepping foot outside. Well now you can watch it in your memory. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Okay, and we see your memory. Do do do do do dou, tudu, tudu I'm a maru, you know what I mean Didn't I make my little taco on the hot stone? Yes I make my little taco on the hot stone I'm too sexy for this taco

Too sexy for this taco And we're not leaving this memory Rewind, rewind this memory Hold on, hold on, hold on do you guys not sing to yourself do you guys not do the thing where you take an existing song like right set of threads I'm too sexy and then change the lyrics to be about the thing that you're doing I do that all the time I aren't a Gemini do songs all the time around the apartment it's typically whatever we're listening to and we'll change the lyrics when we're cooking when we're doing chores whatever we're doing chores, whatever we're doing.

You know what, Aaron? No, I mostly just make up songs about my dog. So you do make up songs, but not two famous tunes. Well, I make up like pop-aroney, keep it up, pop-aroney, beat-a, pop-aroney, you're a pop-in, it's only to me, jack, and I'll kiss her a little snout. That's amazing. Yeah, so that's normal.

I think normal people do that. I think normal people sing a little parody songs to themselves as they're walking around. The other day, regular weird out. The other day, Jim, I came up with a good one, which was she was sort of manning the playlist on Spotify. And we played Shallows. Man, the playlist!

There's a store about to make. Starboy, Starboy. Too much pop, but you started singing. I'm a good DJ. Please like my music. I'm on the ones and twos. Uh-huh, that's a blast. Pretty good, pretty good.

I sometimes win the show. I'm turning on the show, and the show is too hot. I say it's a nice day for a hot shower. And you can just hear Mariah taking a suitcase out of the closet packing up and leaving you. It's a nice day to make it cold. Door slam. Slam. Slam. Yeah. What the heck are we doing there? What the heck are we doing? I'm glad that we were talking about music because I am in a very musical mood. And all day long, I listened to some truly awful shit, cursed shit, preparing for this episode, and now I'm going to curse you all with it.

And of course the music that I am referring to is a little music from a series of albums called Kidsbop. Oh no. Aaron and Edel, I gotta ask you, you've heard of the concept of Kidsbop. Have you ever sat your ass down? Sorry I'm just exiting out of all of everything that I'm doing here. I just walked to Aaron,

just to integrate like a puzzle pieces fell off of her face and she just like, Thanos dust in the wind. All we are is Thanos dust in the wind. And you seemed to be the nigga alive like that, I'm still still the wind. I'm just a little bit pissed.

Say what? The RIP Thanos, Rest of Power to a real one. You didn't deserve, you deserve a Thor did deal. I'm disappointed. Don't snap. I will turn to dust now. Have you guys listened to the kids Bob?

Have you spent time listening to the terrifying creation that his kids Bob? I was listening to the Kids Bob? Have you spent time listening to the terrifying creation that is Kids Bob? I've listened to several Kids Bob. Usually not a whole album, I usually will jump around to songs. I can listen to the Kids Bob Monster Mash, which is terrible and funny and a few other ones.

So I kind of pick and choose. So the thing, oh go ahead. Oh, I just, I want to tell you something, something someone said to me once that hurt my feelings, so much that I remember it to this day. And you can always tell me this. Of course. So you can learn how to hurt my feelings too.

Huh? Oh, GPC is taking on a note pad in the pin. My high school, we had like four concerts every year, but one of them we were record and make into an album because it was always about some sort of like cooler music like when you're we did the Beatles, when you're we did like songs in the 70s, all sorts of stuff, whatever. I had a solo one of the years.

I think it might have been like 15 or something, and it was a solo and penny lane from the Beatles. And I went over to my aunt's house, my older cousin who I didn't really like hang out with that much, I just idolized him. I thought he was so great and funny. John, you said this to me. You didn't mean to hurt my feelings, but it's haunted me to the day. And I played it for him and my aunt and he went, this sounds like like kids Bob. It's so cute. It sounds like kids Bob. And I was like, I'm a woman. I'm a woman and I'm a beautiful

woman singer. I'm not a kid. He's the sweetest man in the universe. You didn't say that to me. You two are my friends. Can I tell you something? I thought of Aaron when you mentioned Penny Lane. I thought about this fun parody. How is this sound? Pennywise is in my dreams and in my drain.

No. All right. Aaron, when you're cousin, John was it? Yeah. John Borgard, look him up. When he said, when he said that shit to you, did your aunt run into the house and go, John, you always do this.

Yeah, different aunt, the same accent. So it works. Ted Kennedy killed on kids' bottom. It's that aunt's older sister. That's so funny. It was her house though that the Kennedy incident happened at. So. The Kennedy incident.

Yeah, you always, yeah, my, chap a chap a lot of chap a lot of that's also what Ringo said when John Lennon broke up the Beatles John you always do that John you always do this there's there's so many kids bops that I think that every kids pop song I think everyone that I came across so it might not be every I'm so excited to learn about this. Has a music video associated with it? And the music videos. The music videos are just like kids

kind of giving it their all and like dancing and singing. And they're all, I don't know, pretty brutal, like pretty cringey, but it's also just like, it feels like exploitative in a way, where it's like these kids are obviously happy to be there and they look like they're having a great time, or they're just like stage kids. I can just see like their terrible parents,

like either like way too overeager or like distractedly like texting on a phone, uh-huh sure, like it's all just, it's all awful, it's all awful, but I do advise you to, if you're listening to this episode, to go on to YouTube and just watch some of these kids' bops, especially after we kind of get into it. But what I have devised is I have devised a little quiz,

a kid's bop quiz, if you will. Pass. Yep, it's gonna be an absolute hard pass for most of us, but you're gonna have to do it anyway because I prepared nothing else. Pass, fail, pass, fail. I'm ready. So what it's gonna be, it's gonna be an absolute hard pass for most of us, but you're gonna have to do it anyway because I prepared nothing else. Pass fail, pass fail. I'm ready. So what it's gonna be, it's gonna be a couple different things.

I'm going to present to you some lyrics as they exist in a song, currently. So a song that you may have heard, you may not even be familiar with it, but I'll give you the lyrics. Then I'm gonna give you some options for what the kid's bopification of that thing is. And then you have to select which one is the actual

kid's bop leader. This is the best, I'm so excited. Great idea. It was, I will say that I made this quiz. We don't usually do this. We usually find these quizzes online. I made this quiz and it truly did something awful to my brain to have to think about KidsBop,

the lyrics this hard, but after doing it for a while, I did feel that I could do this professionally. So if you are affiliated with KidsBop as an organization, I'm willing to work, put me in a room, I will write lyrics for KidsBop, I will, I'll have an awful time doing it, but it's 2020, we all got a hustle. I'll do it right.

That's what people like to hear in a job interview. I'll have an awful time doing it. I don't want to work here, but I will. I think if you're interviewing for Kids Pop, that's exactly what you want to hear. I don't want to hear someone be like, I'm enthusiastic about the idea of Kids Pop. I really want to, like, Kids Pop is my passion.

Kids Pop is my soul. I think anybody who walks in is just like, I can fucking do what you do. They just give a job. And you probably on the spot have to be like, can't find my luncheables or whatever and they're like, you're hired. Oh my god.

Oh my god. About that song. Yeah, I mean, yeah, this seems pretty base and fucking awful. I guess we'll see. This will be the true test because if you guys can't determine what is the real kid's popular for the ones that I wrote, then I'll know that I'm good at it.

If you get the right one right away, then I'll know that I'm bad at it. And that's how we'll guess. Perfect. Okay, enough Stalin, Joseph, get out of here. Okay. This is question number one. All right, let's see, actually, how do I wanna do do this? I don't think I'm going to do buzz in.

I think that you guys can both select the same answer if you truly want to. So it's not going to be first come, first server on these. OK. So I don't have to come to answer. Correct. So I'll take this t-shirt off that says, must come to answer.

What would that even be? This is Love on the Brain by Rihanna. Is? This is Love on the Brain by Rihanna. Is everyone familiar with Love on the Brain by Rihanna? Yeah, it's one of those. I probably know if I heard it. I did that too. I wasn't really super familiar with this. I'm not really super familiar with Rihanna except her hits,

but as soon as I heard this one, it doesn't actually matter because we're only gonna do one select lyric from it. And the lyric is, it beats me black and blue, but it fucks me so good. That's the lyric. Huh. This is a song that kids pop was like, we got to do a version of, which does contain the

lyric, it beats me black and blue, but it fucks me so good. So here are your options. Oh, they probably changed it to fuck me so great. Yeah, we just do those kids and you want to be positive. It heats me like a stew, but it tastes like poo-poo. It makes me feel it's true, but it tricks me so good. It treats me like it should, but it's always so rude. Or no change, they love to do it.

I'm gonna go with no change. I'm gonna go with no change. You gotta try to win. I'm gonna go see. Aaron is going with it makes me feel it's true, but it tricks me so good, and Adel says it treats me like it should, but it always, so rude. I gotta give it to you, Aaron, you are correct, it is B. You have won the first point, and I'm going to you a color code these,

so I can add. Aaron's writing Adel is going to have to have a spot. I will say I also thought it was B, but I thought to just have fun and choose a different answer. Okayon's riding the adolus queen. She's a queen, a kid's pop. I will say I also thought it was B, but I thought to just have fun and choose a different answer. Okay, well, after the fact, you're more than welcome to say that.

Sorry, I'm not home right now. I'm grounded by my step, dad. I'm gonna message you and I'll call you back. This next one is going to be, they pretty much did the whole fucking song had changes in it, but I took some select pieces out. This is closer by the chain smokers. Are you guys familiar with closer by the chain smokers?

I'm familiar with closer by nine inch nails. Yeah, well, that's another, that would be another great one for kids Bob. I think kids Bob started coming out in 2001. So I think that song may have missed the kids Bob Mark. Closer by the chain smokers Aaron would you would you like to do a little bit of closer by the chain smokers I'm now I'm it's that it's that so baby pull me closer yeah that's it okay okay we ain't ever get older it's that one okay you may know it as we ain't ever get older but that's't ever getting older. It's that one.

You may know it as we ain't ever getting older, but that's not the name. It's called Closer and it's by the chain smoker. So here's the real lyric. I'll give you the real lyric. This one is, you're going to replace one word. Okay. And I'll try my best to do it in meter. Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you.

I drink too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay. Obviously, they replaced the word drink, but with what? That's the beginning of the song. It's the very beginning of the song. Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you. I drink too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay. Is it, as soon as I find before I met you, I fuck too much, but that's an issue. I eat too much and that's an issue.

I talk too much and that's an issue, or I smile too much and that's an issue. I talk too much and that's an issue or I smile too much and that's an issue. Can I add an E? Yeah. Is it an option that you didn't consider, which is, hey, now you're in all star, I'll do my homework. Yeah, I don't want to switch the songs. But I guess I'll go C. Aaron's going C talk. Okay, then I'll go D smile. Okay, Adel, you've once again misplayed. It is indeed talk. Talk is the answer. I talk too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay.

I get kids, Bob, I get it. Next one, this is the one quiz I'm happy to fail. This is the next one. The next one. The next one. The real line is, now you're looking pretty at a hotel bar. Do they change it with? I'm sorry, is this the same song? Same song. Okay, there's a lot in this song. So instead of now, you're looking pretty in a hotel bar, is it now you're looking pretty in a hotel pool, now you're

looking pretty, but you're away so far, now you're looking pretty in your stepmom's car, or now you're away so far. Now you're looking pretty and your stepmom's car. Or now you're looking pretty watching real time with Bill Mar. Bill Mar, D. B. Aaron, you are correct again. It is now you're looking pretty, but you're away so far. What's the kids, guys? I got three in a row.

Aaron is Kid's Bob Queen. All right, ready? Well, when the other options were fuck, stand up to our bill, Mar. Shut up, shut up, shut up. So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your rover. So baby pull me closer is unchanged, but is the second line.

So baby pull me closer, go to school and do your homework. So baby pull me closer, but do not touch the hot stover. So baby, pull me closer as we stand against the rover. So baby, pull me closer, make me think that it's not over. What if it's something something, my favorite Sesame Street character is Grover? But I do think that you are writing really funny alternative lyrics

and they should let you do it instead. Thank you. Aaron, do you know what it is? C. C. Alan. Or D, but maybe C. I'm going to say hot stover because I love that. Do not touch the hot stover.

Aaron, you are correct. Again, you are five. What is it? Four for four? You're five for fighting. You're five for fighting on this. I know. You're three for three on this.

Aaron, hold on. Hold on. Aaron's on fire. I want to test to see that this is real and not just luck. Erin, which one of these is a real fruit? Butts sauce, Gerbergapper, a banana,

or Bill Mar. I'm between butts sauce and Bill Mar. Butts sauce is a vegetable. Butts sauce is a vegetable. Butts sauce is a vegetable. It does not seeds. So we keep going. So baby butts sauce. So baby, hold me closer in the back seat of your rover that I know you can't afford bite that tattoo on your shoulder now

Obviously they can't say bite that tattoo on your shoulder. So do they have what the fuck is that even mean doesn't matter It's sexy. You've never bitten the tattoo off of someone you wait living Off of someone Aaron you're under arrest. It was a temporary tattoo. There she is officer. There's the woman who ate my tattoo. Purr- Purr- Purr- Pervida skin. Timbray tattoo.

Ah, that I know you can't afford. Instead of fighting. Hold on. Hold on. We must hold on. We must hold on. Hold on. We're going on. We must hold on. If you hold on.

We're going to start calling Aaron Wilson Phillips because he always makes this hold on. Oh my god. We have to keep going with this game. Um, permanent skin temporary tattoo is the funniest. Okay, fine. I'll keep going. It's not bite that tattoo on your shoulder. Is it flick that bug right off your shoulder,

bite that big piece of pork shoulder, brush that stress right off your shoulder, or tear and kill him, Kobe Smolders. Hahaha. Hahaha. Yes. I'm gonna say be pork shoulder. I don't know if I want a or C.

Flick that bug right off your shoulder, brush that stress right off your shoulder. Yes, I'm gonna say be a or shoulder I don't know if I want a or C flick that butt right off your shoulder brush that stress right off your shoulder I don't know what's a or C and I don't want to lose How about flick that bean when I get older? That I know you can't afford terror kill him Kobe's bulldozed That's definitely my favorite. Gosh, I guess I'll go with C. Eric, you're correct, it is breastnut stress, right off your shoulder. All right, the next real line of this is pull the sheets right off the corner of the mattress

that you stole. I found you a roommate back there. Fighting shoulder stealing mattresses, this person sucks. Pull the sheets right off the corner of the mattress that you stole, is it? Pull that tag right off the corner of the hat you legally purchased. Pull the sheets right off the corner of the notebook that you stole. Pull the fire alarm at school if you want to get suspended. Or wipe the sleet right off the windshield of the car while not in motion.

I'm gonna vote for... or wipe the sleet right off the windshield of the car while not in motion. I'm gonna vote for E. Pull my PUD when parents aren't home. This is a kid's bop. Aaron, you're corrected as Paul, the sheets were off the corner of the notebook. Can I get some validation please? No, because these are obvious. And please, I'm asking, I'm asking for validation. You have to be serious. I'm gonna grab my single one left. You don't have to pay for parking. Thank you.

They've been making me pay for parking at their houses, you guys. Of the measures that you stole from your roommate back in Boulder, and obviously you can't say roommate because that's a concept that kids don't get. So is it from your new mom back in Boulder, from your friend back in Boulder, from your coach back in Boulder, or from your grandpa back in Boulder? I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

ee, Trapper Keeper folder. Trapper Keeper folder. It is not, it is friend, it is not grandpa. Ah, and you were almost, you were almost a clean sweep on the chain smokers. I highly advise. I thought I was gonna be two syllables. Aaron, can I just say you look like a lion in autumn

because it's the pride before the fall, baby. Oops. Right, I'll give you my validation back. I'll pay for parking. So I highly advise that people go and check this one out because the regular song, the chorus is, we ain't never get in older, we ain't never. And when you're like a 20 or 30 something, the thought, the concept of we ain't ever

getting older is like, yeah, we're gonna be in forever. But when you're a 12 year old chanting, we ain't ever get in older, over and over again. It is one of the more disturbing things I've ever heard of my life, because it's either like super sad and like dark and weird. Super sinister. Like we won't grow up because the war is coming and there's no fresh water. There is never any water.

We are dying of the water. Oh my god! But just go listen to that. Go listen to that. Get to the part where these, and watch the video because it's like, never any water. We are dying of the water. Wait water. We are dying off the water Wait, how are you dying off the water if there never is any water? It's happy kids happily saying that they're never getting older

It's really gross All right the next one Aaron and Adela is toxic by Britney Spears were from the song Here's here your here are your guesses for this one line from Toxic. With the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride. Did they change it too? Did they change it too? With the taste of a sprite I'm quite refreshed, with the thought of your laugh I always smile, with a look in my eyes I'm on a ride or with the race to the moon the Russians lost. Be.

So the lyric is with your kiss on my loop. With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride. I'm not saying again. I'm going to say. The taste of a spread I'm quite refreshed with the thought of your life I always smile. With a look in my eyes I'm on a ride than the joke one. What's the joke one? With a race to the moon, the Russians lost.

With a race to the moon, the Russians lost. I'm going to say with a bowl full of kicks. Face, face, face, make it, everyone go up. Addle with the bowl full of kicks. I'm... I think the smile one, I guess. Adolf, do you have a guess? I'm gonna say with a bowl full of kicks going down a slide. Great.

The answer is for some inexplicable fucking reason they didn't change this one. This is still with the taste of your lips. I love it right. And kids sing it. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, thank you. So they forgot to change that. Now this brings me to one of my favorite ones where again we're going, I think there's four questions that I put in this one. This is Duolipa's new rule. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're familiar, right? I've got new rules, I've had them. All right, so it's all about like new rules

for hooking up with guy, like a guy. Like, I'm not, these are the new rules to stop me from hooking up with a guy. Pick up the phone, and you wanna go and I call it, and then you're drunk in a lonesome. So, kids about to diversion of this. How? It ain't fucking explicable, so we'll go through

the rules real quick. So the real one is one, don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone. Is it? One, don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone. Is it? One, don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling because he owns his own phone. You know he's only calling because he's saddened alone.

You know he's only calling because his parents aren't home. You know he's only calling because he's pranking your home. B, but D would be better. B final answer, Adel. I'm gonna say, I'm going to say, E, don't pick up the phone because you don't have in your contacts. And that's the dog's bone. That's the dog's bone. Aaron, you're correct.

They replace drunk with sad. Isn't that a fun? Well, those are synonyms. Isn't that a fun? Little spooner isms. We ain't never getting older. We ain't never getting older. We ain't never getting older. The world is getting warmer and the ice caps are all melting.

The real lyric is, 2, don't let them in. You'll have to kick them out again. Is it? 2, don't let them win. You'll have to let them down again. 2, don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again. Is it? Two, don't let him win, you'll have to let him down again. Two, don't let him in, vampires have to be invited in. Two, don't let him sin, you wouldn't be a Christian then. Or D, he's not a friend, friendships don't have to mend. In first one.

I'm gonna go with the one about vampires. Yeah, it's correct. It's the one about vampires. They really switched up in the song. Aaron, of course, is correct. It is the very first one. Three, don't be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning. Is it? Don't be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bunk bed in the morning. Don't be his friend. Don't be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bunk bed in the morning Don't be his friend

Don't be his friend. You know you know what you say that as a joke like kids sleep in bunk beds But somebody lost their virginity in a bunk bed and they're in this zoom meeting Katie is Gettin Pradeera that's Jim Curie's famous quote from the mask. Somebody lost their Virginia in a bunk bed. Yeah. Actually, is don't be his friend. You know you're gonna meet up with your friends in the morning. See, don't be his friend.

Your true friends will always be around when you're morning spelled with MOU. Or D, don't be his friend. La da da da da da da da da. B, no, D. B. I'm gonna say D trailing off. I area your correct at his B.

And then the very last part of this is they say, and if you're under him, you ain't getting over him. Do they change that to be? Obviously, because if you're under him, do ain't getting over him. Do they change that to be? Obviously, because if you're under him, do they say, if you're wondering, you ain't getting over him. If you're there with him, you ain't getting over him. If you're scared to swim, you ain't getting over him,

or if you're milk is skim. I'm gonna vote for E. If you're under age, you can't see Harley Quinn. Aaron, you're incorrect. It is not if you're wondering yank getting over him It's if you're there with him you It's not either one I made up no at all. I love that you're trying but I'm telling you You're probably not gonna win a lot until the rate later rounds with those kind of answers This next one is

Lose my breath by Destiny's Child. There's a part in this song, if Lose My Breath by Destiny's Child. Lose My Breath, Lamin' Out, Lamin' Out, Lamin' Out, Lamin' Out, Lamin' Out, Lamin' Out, This one I also advised that you watch because Destiny's Child has like these heavy breathing effects in the song,

and this is just kids doing them. It's truly awful. Yikes, bikes, no thanks. Here's the line from this song, grabbed you, grind you, liked you, tried you. What do they change that to? Do they change it to? you, liked you, tried you. What do they change that to? Do they change it to?

Bop it twisted. Pull it. That's so good. Dabbed you, smiled you, liked you, tried you. Point you, find you, liked you, tried you. Grabbed you, snailed you, fished you, wailed you. Or did my homework without complaint and went to bed. They were very funny and it's B. It is point you find you like you tried you.

I like how they keep like you tried you. Sometimes they just keep some very inexplicable ones that's like, if you're changing the first two, just change those. They're starting the work at 7 p.m. and that midnight deadline is lune. That's what's happening in that kid's bottom room. This is a common theme with kid's pop songs

that they do Bruno Mars covers. And this is what I like by Bruno Mars. So most of the time, also, they'll just like cut out a majority of the verses of the songs because the verses are just way too sexual and they'll just play the chorus for like three minutes. But this is, I'm going to give you the first verse in the chorus. I'm going to read you the regular version, the first verse in the chorus of the regular version of this song, and then I need you to fill in what you think the actual lyrics

in the Kid's Pop version are, okay? Great. So here is the regular version, first verse in the chorus of Bruno Mars, is that's what it like. Hey, hey, hey, I got a condo in Manhattan baby girl what's happening? You and your ass invited so gonna get to clap it. So pop it for a player, pop pop it for me, turn around and drop it for a player, drop drop it for me. I'll run a beach house in Miami, wake up with no jammies, lobster tail for

dinner, Julio, serve that's campy. You got it if you want it, you got it if you want it, said you got it if you want it, take my wallet, if you want it now. The pre-courses jump in the Cadillac girl, let's put some miles on it, anything you want, just to put a smile on it, you deserve it baby, you deserve it all, I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry, shining so bright,

strawberry champagne on ice. Lucky for you, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like. Sex by the fire at night. Silky sheets and diamonds all white. Lucky for you, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like. I'm gonna say trick answer, they didn't change a single word.

Did not change a single word. Now, they did change some single words in here that are just very confusing. Like, instead of saying, I got a condo in Manhattan. They said there is a condo in Manhattan. Just it's like property ownership goes over kids heads. But the first part that we're talking about is. I got a condo in Manhattan.

He's head out of my price range. Baby girl, let's happen. You and your ass invited so gone and get to clapin. What do you guys think's happen. You and your ass invited, so gone and get to clapin'. What do you guys think they did with you and your ass invited, so gone and get to clapin'? You and the class are invited. So go in and get to napin'. Oh, that's great.

Yeah, bring the class and take a nap. It's actually you and your friends are invited, so go on, get to dancein'. Ask his friends and clapin's dancing. Ask his friends. The next line, so go on get to dancing. Asked his friends and clapping to dancing. Asked his friends. The next line, so pop it for a player. Pop it, pop it for me. What do we think they did with that?

So pop it for a player. Stop it for me. Stop it, stop it for me. They kept it the same. I'm gonna say for, so pop it for me, pop it, pop it. So mayors. Dance it for me. Dance it, bop it, um, mayors. Dance it for me, dance a dance it. That's close.

They referenced those friends earlier, so instead of pop it for a player, it's, hey, sing it with friends. Sing it, sing it for me. Boo, which is very nice. Whoa. Um, are we in a beach house in Miami? Wake up with no jambies.

I made a sand castle with my papi. I woke up with no jammies. I made a sand castle with my papi. I woke up with no wet bed. That's smart. Wake up in Miami wearing my new jammies. Aaron, you're pretty, I have a beach house in Miami. Hang out in my jammies. A little bit of a wholesome that becomes hang out in my jammies. I'm not in my jammies.

What were you wear? And finally, the last one that I want to talk about in this song is Sex by the fire at night silk sheets and diamonds all white. What do we think they did with that T Rex is a dinosaur all right? I don't want to I don't want to be at recess and fight Dancing with my friends. It's all right. I like diamonds and things that are white. And people that are white. Yeah, it's also, it's kids' culture. Mostly white people. It is, hang by the fire at night,

those shiny diamonds all white. So they really did take all the sexiness out of that song, but it still sounds very sexy. I disagree. Shine white like a diamond. I want to talk. I want to talk. I want to clear. What's that?

Aren't diamonds just clear? Oh yeah. Uh. They're not clear in your conscience. Hmm. Next one I want to talk about the song I'm the one by DJ Khaled. Do you guys know this song? I love this song.

Just full disclosure. I don't know if I know this. Um, it's like DJ Khaled and Justin Bieber. And it's like, uh, Oh, I know this one. I'm the one. I'm the one who don't do the really good. It's just the chorus is just like, oh, man, I can't, I, I'll fucking butcher the melody, but it's just Justin Bieber saying I'm the one. Um, cool. Yeah. Sounds like a good song. I know. I'll know it. I'm

yeah, it's, it doesn't actually matter because I'm the one. Cool, yeah, that sounds like a good song. I know I'll know it, I'm not gonna just... It doesn't actually matter because I'm the one, it's pretty innocuous, it's not dirty at all. But there are, Chance, the rapper has a verse and Lil Wayne has a verse. So we're gonna go to the Lil Wayne verse and see what they did to this. By the way, there's three rap verses in this,

they just cut two of them completely out there, like nope, too much. Can't do anything with it. The one that they picked was Lil Wayne's version. So Lil Wayne's verse, one of his lines, this is now you will have to pick out, which is the real one. Because I'm looking for somebody, not just any fucking body, don't make me catch a body. That's for any and everybody is what Lil Wayne says.

So obviously they can't say don't make me catch a body because that's violence. So, do they say don't make me try a hobby? Do they say don't make me eat my broccoli? Don't make me play more sorry or don't make me call my mommy. I hope it's broccoli. I hope it's beef.

No, they leave in the line don't make me catch a body. I don't know why they do, yes they do,'t make me catch a body I don't know why they do yes. They do they just leave that in I don't know why maybe that's what it was in reference to Next thing that little Wayne says he says is when she's on the Molly. She's a zombie So do they replace that with when she's on my mind? She's my baby when she hears this song she dances crazy When she gets home. She's a zombie. When she gets home, she's a zombie. Or when she sings the song, she's in a harmony. I think it's B. My sister's name is Molly, she's so sloppy.

Aaron, you said B. Yeah, I guess I don't know. And when she hears the song, she dances crazy. That is correct. This next one is a personal favorite, because I don't know how fucking kids Bob handled this, but this is what they did. So the line is, she think we Clyde and Bonnie, but it's more like Whitney Bobby.

She think we Clyde and Bonnie, but it's more like Whitney Bobby. Did they say, she think we map Indora, but it's more like Paw Patrol. She think we Burton Ernie, but it's more like Daniel Tiger. She think we Squidward Patrick, but it's more like Peppa Pig, or she thinks I'm like a party, but she's more a smarty. D. D? Or it's stay the same.

I wish they would have just stayed the same. You're correct, Aaron. Adela is correct on that one. It is D. She thinks I'm like a party, but she's more like a smarty. Next one. Katy Perry's California girls. Now we're talking.

The real line in California girls is sipping gin and juice, lying underneath the palm trees. The boys break their necks, trying to creep a little sneak peak. Obviously can't say that. So do they say, oh yes.

Instead of sipping gin and juice, do they say laughing in the shade, lying underneath the palm trees, the boys break their necks trying to get under my palm tree, sipping on juice, just lying under the palm trees, the boys break their necks trying to act a little crazy, sipping apple juice lying underneath the palm trees, the boys break their necks trying to dance just like me or

Sipping delicious sprite lying underneath the palm trees the boys break their necks trying to obey their thirst Why are we talking about boys breaking their necks? Sprite has come up so much you were Super sprite when you wrote these I was surprised that the boys breaking their necks part is still in there But that's they're not trying to creep a little sneak peek. So what is he trying to do? Sipping apple juice trying to dance just like me. No, it is in fact sipping on juice and they leave like a weird space where gin should have go in there and then they say trying to act a little crazy. Okay, California girls were unfro-

Ah, we're unforgettable. Daisy Dukes bikinis on top. Is that change too? Daisy's in our hair wearing flip flops Check our look because we are on top fine fresh fierce we got it on luck or Gang tattoos and little tear drops D for sure D. It is no it is fine fresh, fierce, we got it on block. Isn't that just the next lyric?

No, it's, it's, no, that part is not in there. Which it could be. And now we're just writing good Katy Perry songs. And then the last one for this song, Sunkiss Skin So Hot will melt your popsicle. Is that Sunkiss Sodaoda we turned into a popsicle Summer so hot it's going to melt your popsicle Suncissed beach so hot will melt your popsicle or don't drink bleach. It does not cure COVID-19

C's for cookie that's good enough for me Or whatever Donald Trump tells me to drink I'll drink It is er, oh, I'm sorry'll drink it's I'm gonna say oh I'm sorry, I don't I'm gonna say son so hot my dad is super sick right now And in this song in California girls is an entire snoop dog verse and Wild Wild West Cokes these are the girls we love the most What they do with the snoop dog versus super interesting because they cut it out and they just do the chorus for two and a half more minutes. It's the same length of song.

No. Uh, are you guys familiar with TikTok by Kesha? Mm-hmm. We come in the morning, we in the night, and then we do. Yep. Grab my glasses and I'm at the door. I gotta hit this city. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

Because when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back. But you can't say with a bottle of Jack. What, if you guys were writing this song, what would you say? Before I leave, brush my teeth. Uh, before I leave. Was my brother Jack? Before I leave. She's my brother Jack.

Uh, that's, that would be so great if it was that because it's just like one person would be like, what? I should be kissing my brother, Jack. Wait a minute. Jill, have you been kissing your brother? We fell down a hill. Give us a break. Do you guys know?

Do you have a real guess for this? Before I leave, take a bath, rubber duck don't quack. I like that. They change it too. Before I leave, brush't quack. I like that. It's, they change it to, before I leave, brush my teeth, and I go pack. You always have to pack before you leave. Just in case you wanna run away from home.

This guy, this one, everyone is worth listening to the first 30 seconds of, by the way, because if you're familiar with the song, she says, trying to get a little bit tipsy, and then this, like it slows down, like she's melting, and she says, tipsy, and this very slowed down way. They change tipsy and then this like it slows down like she's melting and she says tipsy and this very slowed down way. They change tipsy to silly and so it goes trying to get a little bit silly and it's the best. It's a wonderful vocal experience. Oral experience. It just hits your

engine. I never want to hear you say oral experience again. Lips of an Angel by Hinder. What do you guys think that they changed this song title too? Who is this Hinder? Hips of an Angel. Do you guys remember Lips of an Angel? It's about like cheating on your significant other who's in the other room

and you're getting a call from like an ex. Lips of an angle and we learn about cute Right, angle. Yeah, it's like a schoolhouse rock. So it's called hips of an angel or lips. It's called lips of an angel lips of an angel Okay, so I think this is called Chips of a Pringle Yeah, it's a weird owls a version of this With the chips of a Pringle Yeah, it's a weird Al's with version of this. With the chips of a pringle.

Nope, they just left this one as lips of an angel. It also sounds like if you listen to the Kid's Pop version it's a grown man singing it with Kid's backing home. And this song is about infidelity and they don't change much. Oh man. Wait, wait. Oh man. Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce.

There's a line in that song that says, Out in the club, I'm sipping that bump. Now they can't say that. So do they say, Out of the hub, Cutting that rug, out in the club, I'm sipping that bub. I can't say that. So do they say, out of the hub, cutting that rug, out of the tub, and I just had a scrub, out in the club eating that grub, or out of the stuff, out of the sub, step into a shrub. D, kind of presenting.

Well, all of them. It is out in the club eating that grub. That is the one that they went with. Whoa. Out in the club. I'm going to eat that grub. Why they the club eating that grub. That is the one that they went with. Whoa. I don't know why they. I'm gonna meet that group. Why they think kids are eating grub. This one is a personal favorite for me because I don't think that this song is particularly dirty, but it's got one very dirty part and that's thrift shot by Macklemore. I think it's at the very beginning of the song. Macklemore says, walk into the club,

like, what up? I got a big dick. I got, I'm sorry, I fucked that up already. It, walk into the club like what up? I got a big dick. I'm sorry, I fucked that up already. It's walk into the club like what up? I got a big cock. It's what Macamore says. So, do they change it in the kid's box version of this song too? Walk into the room like what up? I got a best friend.

Walk into the store like what up? I've got big bucks. Walk into the club like what up? I got a hit song or walk into the club like what up? I got a hit song or walk into the club like what up? I got a kids dick. I'm deep. Kids dick is, I hope you mean on you and not in like a box. I would love it if the kids bought people were like,

well we can't obviously say you got a big cock because they're 11. So just like walk into the club like what up? I got a little kids dick. I think it's just like, walk out the club like, what up? I got a little good stick. I think it's gonna be walking to the class like, what up, I found this rock. Like show and tell geod. It is in fact, walk into the club like, what up?

I got a hit song. Oh, it sucks. The blue one you wrote is better. Thank you. Big bucks. Starships by Nicki Minaj, there's a line that says, we're higher than a motherfucker. Obviously, you can't say that.

There's so much, there's drug use, there's motherfucker in there. Do they say? Instead of we're higher than a motherfucker. A, we're sliver than swiper, no swiping. B, we're here and we all think our mothers. C, we're kids' bop and we're here and we all think our mothers. C, we're kids, Bob and we're taking over. Or D, we're tired and we're sleeping over.

D, we're tired and we're sleeping over. Do it, do it, do it. C, and we're kids, Bob and we're taking over. We're going to learn. We're kids, Bob and we're taking over. This is gonna be fun, I don't know what you're gonna watch. Playing with Gak. And not myself tonight, Christina Aguilera says,

and if you don't like it, fuck you. Do they change that too? If you don't like it, that's cool. If you don't like it, that's you. If you don't like it, boohoo. Or if you don't like it, fuck you, dipshit. The. Yeah, the...

We are C, B, maybe. It is Boohoo, they go with Boohoo, and so that's you, yeah. If you don't like it, Boohoo, it's a ghost. I kinda pops a classic song, I crash my car into a bridge, I don't care, can't say crash my car into a bridge. So do they say, I wish to star across the sky.

You drove your car across the bridge. Our parents drove us to the mall. Or I splashed around in a pool. I think it's a crash mic cat into the fridge. I can't crash my cat into the fridge. I watched that letter burn. I threw it shit into a bag and tossed it down. I threw my cat into the fridge.

I don't care. My cat said, I miss it. I miss it. I just don't care. I miss it. Did you get to get a bad object for evidence and valuing life? Very good, Adel, very good. It'll do. We did it. Sing by Ed Sheeran. Hold on. Remind me of this one. Aaron, you play the fiddle in an Irish band.

I know, I know this, the line in this is, I told him my name and she said it's nice to meet you. Then she handed me a bottle of water with tequila. Is the lyric. I told him my name and she said it's nice to meet you. Then she handed me a bottle of water with tequila. Is the lyric. I told her my name and she said it's nice to meet you. And then she handed me a bottle of water with tequila. Do you say? I told her my name and said it's nice to meet you. She gave me a high five and said you're a neat one. I told her my name, said it's nice to meet you.

She handed me a bottle of water and said nice to meet you. I told her my name and said it's nice to meet you. She handed me a bottle of water and said nice to meet you. I told him my name and said it's nice to meet you. She handed me a bottle of water and said, see ya. Or I told her my name and said it's nice to meet you. She handed me a couple of grapes and said, here. D. It's always D. D. Or always D. You're right. This is, I love this version. I love this version because instead of saying she handed me a bottle of water with Tequila, the conversation goes as this. I told her my name and said it's nice to meet you saying she had to be a bottle of water with tequila the conversation goes as this I told her my name and said it's nice to meet you and she handed me a bottle of water. It's nice to meet you

Nice to meet you describing an introduction Hardly worthy of putting in a song, but it's there Um well Adele does Um, well Adele does. That's true. This is me looking for hot and cold by Katie Perry. And you have to guess the lyric or you have to guess what the replacement is. Uh, yeah, you PMS like a bitch.

I would know. And then we fight. We make up. Uh, they take out a fight. So it's you PMS like a bitch. I would know what do you think they changed it out to? You scream it us I've got an itch put on some alo. I love how you think that they keep it word very similar to bitch You scream at us You something bitch you PMS bitch bitch you team that bitch

Yeah, they keep it exactly the same but they know it's you change your mind like a girl I would know what to that's what it's way worse and then instead of we fight we make up they say we hug we make up So we make up we kiss we make up the hug is the fight We hug, we make up, we kiss, we make up. The hug is the fight. Okay, and this next one is, it's all about that base by Megan Trainor. The real line is, my mama, she told me, don't worry about your size.

She says, boys, they like a little more booty to hold at night. Can't say that, but can they say, boys, they like a little cutie to call at night. Don't let, ah, don't let it keep you at home in your room at night. Boys they like to go to the park and fly a kite. Or don't let it bother you. The boys are a fright.

I think C is the best one. They just go to the park and fly a kite. They forget all about the booty thing. I also just thought of a good Katy Perry one which is I pet my dog and I liked it I love it. It is a schnause or mix Gbc I love the idea of a bunch of boys flying a kite at the park. We like I'm not even thinking about that booty You guys I'm having so much fun flying a kite with you. I'm not even thinking about that booty. Hey guys, can you come over and fly a kite with me?

I just had a really rough break up. Aaron, you think about that booty? You did really well in this quiz, and now we're going to the bonus round. I mean, the bonus round, I'm gonna give you a filthy song lyric, and I need you to Kids Pop it for me, okay? Kids Pop it for the filthy song lyric. This is Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo. The line is, I'm that flight that you get on international.

First class seat on my lap girl, Red and Comfortable. How would you kids pop that? I wouldn't change a damn thing, baby. Great, smart, smart. Can you read it one more time? I'm that flight that you get on international. First class seat on my lap girl, right and comfortable. Uh, I'm flying on a flight international. I'm sitting first class feeling comfortable. That's actually probably really good. That's a really good kids' about provocation.

Adel, do you have anything for that? I'm sitting in class cheating on math girl feeling smart as hell. I do like how you're like, it's kids pop, but like bad lessons for kids. We're taking this sexy stuff away, but we're doing cheating on math. This is Anaconda by Nicki Minaj.

The line here is, I let him hit it because he slang cocaine. He tossed my salad like his name Romain. How would you get? How would you get? I go to eat it and it's called because it's calling my name. I like my salad with a little Romain. That's very good. That's very good. What was the full earth again? I let him hit it because he slain cocaine. He tossed by salad like his name, Romeo. I let him study because I like that brain. We sing some songs. Love that refrain. Oh, I love that love that refrain.

Gorilla by Bruno Mars. You've got your legs up in this guy with the devil in your eyes. Let me hear you say you want it all. Lays up in the sky with the devil in your eyes. Let me hear you say you want it all. You got your bowl outstretched with some pleading in your eyes. And what's the last lyric? Let me hear you say you want it all. That's the keeps it the same. Okay.

You got your braids up in your hair. Something something. Let me hear, let me hear your name this fall. This next one is partition by Beyonce. Oh boy, I don't remember, I don't know this song. He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse He monica Lewinsky all on my couch I'm really think we should keep that the same because I love how this country has treated monica Lewinsky

I don't think we've been unfair to her at all or put her through hell when we really should have been focusing on a bad She's like a full human Monica Lewinsky, I think, is referenced in rap songs more than like any other person or historical figure. I think that's true. Yeah, it is. I think she said that in like a documentary once. She should get royalties.

She should get like a commission from every time she's mentioning rap songs. I think he popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse. He emailed all over my gout He sniffed all the flowers and he ate all the food. He fell asleep on my couch and I love him He fell asleep on my couch and I love him I'm gonna say he he drank all my pop when he came over to my house. He, he, Michelle Tannerd, just like a little mouse. Oh, that's great. I like that. Just like a little

mouse. All right guys, this is the easiest one that you've had to do so far. This is by Tidalassign, featuring Wiz Khalifa and DJ Mustard. It's called Orna. Do you like the way I flick my tongue or na? You can ride my face until you're dripping gum. Is this a real song? I don't know this song, but do you like my face until you drip and come. I like the way you hug me, you can ride my face until you drip and come. Perfect. I refuse to answer when I want to back up Aaron's idea. Thank you, Adam. Alright, Aaron, that's an Aaron, since you won that round, you did a really good job, by the way.

And you won the previous round, you are the only one, the only one, Adel, sorry, you're not going to it. That's going to our super secret bonus round, okay? You have to kids poppify this song. This is a song by Train, and it starts. Now that she's back in the atmosphere, with drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, how's it going to pop up? I love it. Thank you for asking.

Now that she's back in the atmosphere, drops of Jupiter, Neptune by. Now she's back from the country fair. Jane. I'm going to get to see the real killer, dude. That was Clue Crew. So now here's a who's who. The relatable host was Aaron Keve.

If you rolled your eyes, it's because a apple refi or that other young guy fucking JPC. I say, you Tony edited what everybody said. And F. Public Cardamus did the loco. Arnie Parrott sang and wrote every single fricking note of one, two, three, four, Hey, Riddle Riddle's Clue Crew. And I'm hanging road every single fricking note of one, two, three, four, Hey, middle riddles, glue, crew.