High Rollers DnD - Champion Agamox (Part 1) | Altheya: The Dragon Empire #72

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

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Subscribe to Hello from the Magic Tavern today. Welcome back to Althea the Dragon Empire. Along the coast of the Suncrest Isles, our heroes came to a little fishing community of Netting-on-Sea, a quiet, quaint village of local people who were unsettled by the sudden arrival of armed and armored strangers. Our party were dispatched to an old abandoned church of St. Tylan at the top of the cliffs nearby and found it to be haunted and full of dangerous, deadly spirits that tried to claim their life force. In the church, Gruffuth saw visions of a cult within the village killing the local priestess in the name of Orjanya, Mother of the Deep, She Who

Sinks. Fearing their allies left back in the village, the party rushed back as the Bounty of the Sea festival was underway and attempted to sneak in and disrupt the cult's plans. They rescued Carla, a Daeva like Daisy and attempted to seek out Ser Joran Harper but were discovered before they could and a battle ensued. The cultists were no serious threat to the seasoned heroes and a few clever spells and abilities quickly overpowered them, but alas, the signal pyre was lit and as the cultists were put onto the back foot, something began to emerge from the ocean. Monstrous crab-like humanoids blowing coral conch shell horns and lifting pennants of seaweed and blood soaked sail cloth

as their champion, Agamox the Doomclaw. Agamox. Agamox. Appeared alongside them, a powerful figure with an enormous crushing claw and a serrated greatsword pointed upwards towards the village and the horrors surged forwards. And that is where we nearly begin.

There are two things we must do. Oh. Fate. Yes. Very important, this one. Yeah. Hell no. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Rhiannon. Hell yeah, five. That's a dice for you. Hell yeah, bro. I got a three. Dice for me. Dos. A dice for you. Hell yeah, bro. I got a three. Dice for me.

Dos. A dice for me. Who had the roll? A dice for you. Ho-ho. So far. A six. Hey! A dice for you.

A three and two. Excellent to know. I got a box now. Luckily, I got it rolled on my initiative. It's so easy to get sucked into it. He's got a good, you know, a good chant there. He does. He's got a good roll.

He's got a good roll. He's got a good roll. He's got a good roll. He's got a good roll. He's got a good roll. He's got a good roll. He's got a good roll. to know. A box. Luckily, I've been enrolled on my initiative. It's so easy to get sucked into it. He's got a good, you know, a good chant, though. He does. Did you notice the recap was very Netting on Sea-sided bias? It was almost like a postcard of like, wish you were here.

Shame about the traveling outsider cult. So let us do a big recap of the battlefield. We have the town square, or the village square of Netting-on-Sea. The Marshal's house is over on the, what would be to camera the right side. The east, yeah. Yeah, to the east.

Inside of which, we currently have an unconscious Sojourner Harper, as well as Hannah Cambric, the mother of the Marshal, Jameson Cambric, both members of the cult. Gruffydd, who is currently a giant eagle, has swept in and has been fighting with Hannah to try and rescue Sir Joran Harper. Just outside the Marshal's building,

we have Jameson Cambric, the Marshal himself, and one solo remaining cultist guard. Both now free of the whole person spell, Jameson is now free of that, but Xanthius has flown up on his draconic flaming wings, his spectral wings. It is actually flaming wings, I should have mentioned that.

The energy of which is similar to my breath weapon. So it's fire. This is like draconic wings of fire. You have flown up into the air. You are hovering above this now wet and smoky signal pile that they use to signal this attack on the cliffs next to the side of the coast. We have an animated statue currently being commanded

by Rowan, the statue of St. Talana Driftwood statue, lumbering around wielding its mighty oar. We have a scattering of tables and barrels and crates from the festival scattered around the town square. We have a group of civilians, non-cultist civilians, all the way at the north of the map, just outside the Catch Tavern,

which resides on the sort of northwestern corner, in which we have Daisy and Rowan looking out of a window, looking down on the town square, as well as Carla the Daver, whose celestial spirit is a siege gunner, and she has summoned this celestial sniper rifle, a sort of massive Barrett 50 cal thing of celestial energy.

Downstairs, waiting for something to do is the incredible Mateo, the best of us, with his dagger. He is waiting for some sort of instructions. We have a couple of other scattered citizens, as well as a teenage cultist who is in the process of stabbing up Ophelia whilst she was paralyzed, but is now, Ophelia is no longer paralyzed. We have some market stands, some wagons,

a little bit of a rocky wall, and then the steps that lead down to the shore itself, where the rocky coastal cliffs and the sea meet, upon which the forces of Agamox are surging from. The sun-kissed Sojoran ship, its sails completely taken off, its anchor heavily embedded into stone, it has been purposely sabotaged to deny you a quick escape aboard it. But that is also down in the sea.

And that, my friends, is a full recap of where we are. Very good. Nice. May we have a recap on the most important character in all of this, which is the Otter Lady. Yeah, how are they doing? Where is she? How's she doing? So, Annabelle... Annabelle?

Forgive me, I just need to get her name up. Which, luckily, they were need to get her name up. Which luckily they were screaming as they were running away. Oh sorry, yeah, Ann, not Annabelle, Ann Breezeweaver, the Otter Wildheart, who runs Auntie Ann's general store that you never went to. We can go there, aren't we? With its lovely little sign of like an otter

in a little shroud, holding a load of trinkets in its hands. She has been injured by one of the cults. She's bleeding heavily, but the other townsfolk have rallied around her. There's actually one more I should have moved over, actually, a lot. I mean, a cultist that injured her has been... Annihilated.

Annihilated, so let's keep going. But, yes, she is alive, but injured currently. I'm just making something a little easier on myself for the old initiative at the moment. I'm just taking a look at- So feel free to have a little chat amongst yourselves. Yeah, I'm just taking a look at the coast here, at how many boys we're actually dealing with.

Obviously, Echobox is there pretty much in the center, but we've got- 10. Similar creatures to what we fought on the boat, right? Yeah. So some of them have the coral, some of them don't. But there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, including Agamox himself.

So... Themself. A few. A few. Only a little bit, right? Yeah. We could do this. Yeah, we could do it. I mean, how are we doing, like, resource-wise? We couldn't convert...

Them? No. Oh, so you're gonna... Them. Oh, we just worship a Jona instead. Easy. You down for that, Ophelia, Fifi? Sure, I mean, yeah.

You'll just abandon the Great Father that quickly. I mean, if it means I get to live. I didn't hear the Great Father have a cool chant and walk out the sea. Right. He doesn't yet. With that, we are at the top of a brand new initiative, which means the first person to go is Ophelia. As a reminder, a little bit on the initiative order here,

we have Ophelia, the last of the remaining guard cultists, then we come to Daisy, who I'm gonna, you guys are gonna kind of control as a democracy, and then I'll do all the roles and combat abilities and stuff like that for, and then I'll do all the roles and combat abilities and stuff like that for. And then Gruff and Rowan after Daisy. Sick. And then I'm like way down to 10.

Yeah, where are you? You're like eighth currently. I think I'm just after Carla. Something like that, yeah. There are new initiatives to add in. That's true. How do you spell Carla's name again? I have spelled it K-A-H-L-A.

Yes! Throwing an extra H makes it more fancy, doesn't it? There's an H somewhere. Yeah, there's always an H. When Mark spells a name, there's always an H somewhere. Right, Ophelia. Yes, Ophelia is free from her hold person. There is the teenage cultist who's all been grappled

by one of these non-cultist citizens who's just like, you've betrayed us, is shouting at this, like, you and your family have betrayed us, like, you've brought them upon us, and sort of shouting, because you guys can also see about 20 feet down the steps, emerging from the sea, you have all borne witness to this surging tide about to come upon you.

So yeah, Ophelia's eyes are going to go wild with bloodlust, and she's going to look down at this teenager that's been stabbing her up. Yeah. And, yeah, she's just going to say, Grey Father, command this crimson to suture my wounds in your righteous name, and she is going to bite this teenager. Love it. This proud little teenager, no less.

Yeah, so let's go and I get advantage because my health is half or lower. With advantage, natural 20. Oh! Oh no! That's a big old crit. Yeah. It basically deals the damage you do.

So it's a default base. It deals the damage equal to, so don't forget this is crunchy crits. So what we're looking at here is max damage plus the damage dice again plus your modifiers. So that is 9 plus 7, so that's 16. And then can I add my, on my blood points to that? You can, don't forget they are max so you get six and then another D6 because it's a crit. So that's another six. So what was I 16? 22, 23, 24, 25. I'm not raging because I was hold person.

You are, yep. That's true. But I have, because of haste, an additional action, so I would like to do that again, please. Well, you have extra attack anyway. For light weapons. Does a natural weapon count as a light weapon? No, so extra attack is you just get two attacks a turn, and then the haste gives you a third attack. Well, I'm gonna do it.

So you have certain number of uses on your life draining bite, so do you heal the full amount, or is it half? I heal the full amount, I believe. You gain hit points equal to the piercing damage dealt by the bite. And the blood point does deal more piercing damage than the bloint.

So that's 23. Yeah, 23. 23 healing to start with. And then you can bite again as long as you've got more uses of your empowered bite. Yeah, I've got three uses. Yeah, so yeah, if you wanna bite again. Oh, you've got more uses of your empowered bite. Yeah, I've got three uses. Yeah, so yeah, if you want to bite again. This doesn't have any power.

Oh, actually no, I... Sorry, just to clarify, she is dead. Yeah, yeah. Oh no! Like, this cultist... And I don't think you've killed anyone with this before, have you? No. So... I think I've killed...

Oh, you did? No, you killed a cultist, I think. I killed a cultist. Like, in the Ash Hills. What is this? Yeah. So you... This woman is being grappled and you just sort of snatch this,

and I say teenager, they're like 18, like 18, 19. You snatch and they're like a halfling. And you snatch them up, pull them up, and just bite in. This is probably, I mean you tell me, is this like the elegant, subtle, this is just like biting and tearing. Yeah, this is just like biting and tearing. Like a beast. Yeah, this is just the blood, the neck becomes

this savage wound that just is ripped open and just the crimson liquid drips down your throat, covers your chin and jaw as you feel this overwhelming warmth and your wounds begin to knit back together. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Amazing. As your body is healed by this crimson blood. But yeah, there is no more cultists left for you to attack.

There's also no blood left in that. Mm, how's this guard looking? He's got tuxedoed. So this guard all the way over by Xanthias, pretty fresh I think, I think took half damage from a tidal wave. Yeah, I was pretty good with him. I mean you've got 50 feet of movement, yeah.

In fact, actually I can use Chris Trott's newly printed little measuring tool. Very cool. Yeah, which would get you just in range. This guy will have some cover on the attack roll though. Unless it's changed, can you use movement between extra attacks as well? Yeah.

So you can just carry on with your entire attack. You can always move between attacks. Always. So like you can, if you've got two attacks, you can do 15 feet attack, move 15 feet attack again. Nice, so yeah, I'm going to reach over and go for this guard as well.

It's pure feral just for me. Do you still have advantage because you're under half HP or what? I am no longer on half, I'm gonna reach over and go for this guard as well. It's pure feral. Do you still have advantage because you're under half HP or? I am no longer under half, I believe. Oh, by one. By one. Okay.

So, but I did get a 15 on both my dice. 15 to attack the regular cultist guard. That'd be 15. That'd be 20. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, easily hits. 20 something. Easily hits. 20 something. Easily hits. Cool.

Okay, so again, again, again. Blood streak blur. Another D4 plus five. Not a crit this time. No. So that is just six extra healing for me. That's still enough to finish him off because he was injured from the tidal wave. I mean these guys weren't super tough when you guys were fighting them, right?

They're not the problem, yes. You have used all 50 feet of your movement, though. But I have one more action. So, I think I'm going to cast a spell. Well, you've used your action to attack twice. So, the haste doesn't give you an extra action, it just lets you make another attack. I don't believe you can use it to cast a spell. Okay. Let me find out.

I think that's right, but... Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. It is not Baldur's Gate III rules, unfortunately. Yeah. The attack, dash, disengage, hide, or utilize. Yeah. So you could attack.

Unless attack counts as spell attack? No. No, so I can't get to anyone. You could, if you want a little bit of advice. You could spend a Blood Point to make your weapon a thrown weapon, though, spell attack? No. No, so I can't get to anyone. You could, if you want a little bit of advice. You could spend a blood point to make your weapon a thrown weapon though, right? Because I think that's one of your options. I think that got changed somewhere.

Let me just have a look. You just can't do the same one more than once. Point. Ah. Point. This is the custom, this is a custom homebrew barbarian path. Yeah. Blood fury.

When writing a blood weapon, you damage a creature with a melee weapon attack or a thrown weapon for the first time on a turn. Okay. So you've gained another blood point because you've attacked these two creatures. Yeah, I will throw Verasty. Because it's like you almost like you create

like a blood version of Verasty and you like throw it out. It like targets them because of the blood in this person I'm throwing at. Love it. So you can target Jamison. Oh, target Jamison. Hell yeah. He throws the blood, he made a blood knife. Is this just a standard just... It's a Verasty attack, yeah. You just make a Verasty attack where you have, if it comes at range throwing weapon of up to 20 feet I believe.

Eleven. Eleven is not enough. no, unfortunately he will, now that he's no longer paralyzed, he brings his shield up as this kind of blood splatters all across his shield. Amazing, and then I will bonus action and get into rage. Bonus action rage?

Yeah. He had his crossbow out. He can like switch, like, I would have said that like, because I think he actually, no, I think he dropped it and drew his stuff out before he flopped into the, he did have his crossbow out and then he drew his shield and axe.

Yeah. So that is my last rage and yeah, she's just powered by this new blood power. Love it. End of turn? Yes. Well my cultist is fully dead. So we go straight to Daisy now.

What would you guys like Daisy to do? I mean she's now pretty far away right? Yeah there is nothing really ready for her to attack. Can she attack Jameson? No because she's her range is 60 feet on her like can I go up and speak to her? Yeah, you can tell her what to do. It's free action speak, yeah. I was super convinced by your impression of the guard. Okay. Can you pretend to be the statue's voice?

Yes. Okay. The statue of Saint Talon, though. Yes. And Talon's male? Yes. Yeah. Yep. Those are all correct questions, though. Yes. And Talon's male? Yes. Yeah.

Yep. Those are all correct questions, yes. What's your, anyway, it's not your turn. Rowan, what are you saying? I don't know. It's fine. What do you want me to do? I will gesticulate the statue to the people

that are scared and try and rally them to help us. And I think through the statue might be enough. Couldn't you just like do that? Yeah. Yeah. I could do that, yeah. I mean maybe that makes more sense. You're better at this than me.

You wanna go stab something? I think I'm gonna go hide, I think maybe. I mean, my suggestion is she would make the hide action maybe go downstairs, like. I'm just wondering if it's like hold action to attack whatever comes up the stairs. I think the problem is, is right now, these guys, these guys, only Xanthius and Ophelia

have seen what's coming. Right. You guys don't know about what's happening yet. Cause like there's not been any sort of shout of alarm or anything like that yet. Not even the chanting? I think, well, maybe actually, yeah, no, that's true, actually. You would have heard the chant, that's right.

Yeah, you would have heard chanting, Magmox and his voice. Like, oh, I think they're here. Someone's throwing it down down there. The problem is, is again, her range is only 60 feet. She's not a ranged character, really. Like, I know Daisy does a lot of throwing daggers, but like, that will literally only get it to like here.

So like she could ready to throw a knife. I think it makes sense if she's, she starts trying to make her way down from the tavern. Yep, she can hide action as well so that she's hidden on the way down. Because she'll hop off the, out the window. Yeah. She unlocks them, bounces off the top of their fabric.

Moves herself in with the crowd and then make her way to more famous. Yeah... Do you want us to do that? Yeah, that's cool. In that case, I will have Daisy make an Acrobatics check to kind of tumble out the window first. Tumble out the window. 13. I will...

Psy-powered Knack. If you fail an ability check, I can spend... Oh no, I don't even... Do I spend a point for it? Oh yeah, no, I do, yeah, so it's one of my... So I will do Si-Bolstered Knack to boost that to a 15, which is just enough. So I'll mark off one of her Radiant Points. So you watch, and I think that that side bolstered,

the radiant bolstered Knack, sorry, is there's some sort of element of Nym here which kind of takes over Daisy. She tumbles out and she's gonna use a movement to drop down, maybe drop down sort of over here, move over here, and then take the hide action as a bonus action. That person's not on the cultist side that's in front of the door, are they?

Because they were asking for the guard. Oh, they were, is there still one there? There is one there. I forgot, I'll tell you what. They've converted now to our side of the boat. They've changed their mind. Absolutely not. I had completely forgotten they were there,

thank you for that. I couldn't even see them. They are just like... They are like a little blonde character hidden by this, where it's like, hidden behind this like little market stand. I think Daisy lands and you see this woman is like drawing out like a ritual blade,

looking like she's ready to charge in and Daisy has not used her action yet so she can just turn her, ah! Throw a knife at this girl. So we wouldn't have sneak attack but, won't have sneak attack but, unless they're surprised. No, I'm gonna say that this is just going to be a normal attack.

Doesn't matter, I got one shot anyway, watch this. Bam. Watch this drive. Kill shot. 15 hits. D6 plus five. You're the best rogue in the world. Eight points of damage, not quite enough.

So I'll use her bonus action to attack with the other blade instead of hiding. Yeah. Bonus action. Yeah, the other blade instead of hiding. Yeah, yeah. Bonus action. Yeah, I completely forgot about that guard. Oh, actually only a three on the roll. So I'm using D&D Beyond to roll by the way. So she throws the first psychic blade, takes the woman in the shoulder,

but doesn't quite do enough to do it. Daisy throws a second knife, but this time the woman lurches forward ready to try and strike as yeah, she's gonna be unable to, and so yeah, Daisy's panicked by this thing that appears there, but she is out of the building, she's down there behind some cover, that is gonna be Daisy's turn. One more regular cultist remains.

Yes, after Daisy, we go down to, these are my, where are my three, Xanthias, no sorry, Gruff and Rowan. I was gonna say, that'd be amazing if it was. Rowan. I am still eagle, Hannah's still in front of me. I'm gonna- Pick out the eyes. Keep attacking. Okay.

Keep squawking away. Yeah, if you don't, like she will kill Ser Joran Harper. 14 to attack. Against Hannah, I believe is gonna hit because she doesn't have any armor on. That would have normally missed, but because she doesn't have her armor on, she was prepared for the festival,

she didn't think she would need to fight. So that's my beak. That is five points of damage. Five points more of damage. You can see that this hasn't even bloodied her yet. She is a tough old warrior. 17 plus five. So it's hit, yeah, absolutely.

And then five, six, seven, eight points of talent damage. Two tough old birds right now. Another eight points. You are tearing into this woman, but you're nipping at her. Like she has these bloodied wounds, but she knows how to like, she's like pushing your beak out the way at the last second.

She's probably, you two are just engaged in this close fight, and there's just a madness within this woman, she's just cackling. Even when she was afraid of you, there was almost this kind of adrenaline surge within her, as she is just more than happy to keep wailing away at you. Rules question. Yes. So you said that I have Armor of Oakenthorns up, as she is just more than happy to keep wailing away at you. Uh, rules question. Yes.

So you said that I have Armor of Oak and Thorns up, and with that I have a reaction of Warden's Duty where I can take any, so if she decides to attack Dorn as an eagle, I can still take that. Yeah, I mean that still applies even in wild shapes, right? So I'm still gonna keep, I was toying with coming out of Eagle Thorn, because I know it's not the best to attack her, but I'm low on hit points,

so I just wanted that extra hit point sponge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. You can't heal yourself when you're in Wild Shape though, can you? No, but I, well, with Armor of Oak and Thorns, I get six temporary hit points on attacks. Yeah, remember they don't stack, though, so two attacks are stacked.

No, I haven't stacked them, she wiped them out in the last one. Cool, all right. In that case, yeah, so Gruff, anything else on your turn? That's literally all I'm gonna do. We go to Rowan. Just keep tanking it. It says the animated statue does its turn after mine,

but I would kinda wanna do mine concurrently of Posse. Yeah, I think I can kind of hear what you're going to go with, and I think that that sounds fine. Okay. I try and throw my voice. Okay. Just with natural performance, or is this like a minor illusion, or is this using a spell, or is this just like natural performance?

It's a natural performance. Okay. Okay. This is going just like natural performance? It's a natural performance. Okay, okay. This is gonna be a performance check. It's gonna be hard to throw your voice that distance. Very, very difficult, but doable, possible. Shall I do the check first and then what I'm gonna say or the other way around? I think you say what you say regardless,

whether the performance check is to see whether it's believable that it's coming from the statue. Blessed villagers of netting on sea, tis I, Talan, in driftwood form. Together we can save this beautiful village against these cultists. Don't let it fall, stand together. All right, let's see that performance roll.

You do have three points of fate. I'm gonna fate. Yeah. For sure. And then I think I'll plus six. He's back. Talon. In pod form.

In driftwood form. Remember Talon. I wish I went to church more. I'll plus six. He's back. Talan! In part form! In drift form! In drift form! Remember Talan! I wish I went to church more. I was plus nine. Plus nine, you are pretty good at this. Natural 20? Ho ho ho ho ho!

Let's just add it up, because I want to see what the total is. So 29 plus your fate. 29. Wait, no no. Is that six on fate as well? 29 plus six. 35 that six on fate as well? 29 plus six. 35. 35.

Jesus Christ. Okay. How do I wanna reward you for this? I know, I know. Come on, come on. No, I've got a good idea. He's back, baby! Oh, I've been summoned.

You watch, and I think that like, you know, Xanthias is flying up there on these flaming wings. We've seen celestial light coming from the tavern. There's the pyre has been put out. But then this statue, sort of half illuminated by the light that's going off of Xanthias and the light that's still trailing from, like this thing stands before the villagers

and in this booming deep voice speaks to them. They are terrified, they are afraid. And you just watch, looking up, as all of them are captured, enraptured, believing utterly this is a miracle that the divine saint of healing and rivers and tempests as well, flows and is present right here, right now.

And you see all of them shaken out of that fear, shaken out of that support, and they sort of turn around. It's right, the saint is with us! We can do this! Death to the cultists! They've taken over our village for too long! They've been controlling us all!

And like, you see them just get rallied up as there is something kindled in them. Whether it's their devoted faith instilled in this moment, I'm gonna give every single one of them as if they're under the effect of the Bless and the Aid spell. Oh wow. So their HP's gonna go up and they're gonna have a default

to all of their attacks, saving throws and saving throws. As you watch, and they like turn around and they're like snatching whatever weapons they can. They're like looking over towards, like maybe a couple of them, because a couple of them are village guards. They're like, the marshals, the marshals room, there's weapons and things in there, let's get them.

And they like turn to that, and like they're gonna basically rush that building to try and arm up. And that's what they're gonna do. So, I am gonna have the villagers. How many are there? They're gonna go, I'm gonna count them as a pack. So they're gonna be like a pack, basically.

Yes, she's one over here as well. So seven. I'm gonna have them go initiative 10. Ghouls? No, that's mine. I'm delayed again. You can go first. Okay. So after Xanthias, the villagers will go. But yeah, they're gonna act as, I'm delayed again. You can go first.

So after Xanthias the villagers will go. But yeah, they're gonna act as, they have hit points, their armor is very low. They are quite tough though. These are like hardy villager, fisher folk. You can see ropey mussels. You can see that they've got hardy constitutions from a tough life.

These are not weak, pompous city folk. These are rugged, rural people. You can see maybe a couple of them are former hunters, you know, maybe like loggers or farmers. One old guy at the back, he's got his cane and he looks like he's ready to go. He's like, ah! I've lived here for all my life,

I'm not letting them take it away! Blessed Saint Talal, I'm with you! And he's just like rallied up hardcore. They saw what Ophelia did, they're ready to do the same. You can see like Otter Lady is like, kind of like, she's in rapture as well, but she's badly wounded. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And is looking pretty, pretty injured at this point. But great stuff. Anything else, I'd say that was your action for that performance. Yeah, bonus action. Yep. I'm going to have the statue move towards this cultist. This one over here.

Next to Daisy. Double 10. 15, it's got 30. Yeah, it can get there, yeah, absolutely. And Force-Empowered Slam. Love it. Wow. Wow. Brings its mighty oar down.

Okay, cool. That's mighty oar down. Okay, cool. That's a three. Seven. Seven is not enough. This nimble woman sort of leaps to the side. False idol, false idol, they are coming. The true masters of the sea. She like calls up.

She's like badly hurt from the radiant blade. Can Rowan, seeing Daisy jump onto that fabric, he can nail this one. Yeah, you've got move action. He's gonna roll out. Acrobatics check, please. Where'd we go? Here we go. 20. Natural 20? I can't roll out.

Is it a natural 20? No, not natural. Oh, okay. Natural 20. Not natural 20. Yeah, absolutely, you jump out. You can go any space adjacent to this. There is quite a large amount. You'd probably hop down to this table. Yes, I love T'Lan.

That's probably gonna be, I'd say, 15 feet of your movement. That's fine. Do you like to go any further? Can I high five the statue? Yeah. Turn around the statue? Yeah. Turn around, statue looks down. Hello Rowan.

Psh, T'Lan. It doesn't say that. But it does high five you. How low? But it does high five you. That high five, by the way, these people look to you like, a prophet, they're like, a champion of Saint T'Lan. They think that you are like some sort of champion

of this divine city. Two arms. Two arms, two arms! Two legs! Two legs! All right. There are eight people in this fight right now that Rowan has directly inspired to lead to combat. That's the coolest shit.

Bard in it. That's so bard-y. Bardy. So, so Jameson is gonna act first. In fact, you know it's gonna be more fun to have the deep Children go first. The who? The Deep Children.

The Deep Children Scuttlers. You watch as this guy. Oh, look at his legs. 50, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. Boy, V-Movement. Five, 10, 15. Oh, they're just directly climbing up the walls. Yeah, oh, they just climb straight up.

This is actually about, oh, sorry, my apologies. You wouldn't have got that far. This is actually, oh no, that is right. Five, 10, 20, 25, sorry. I'd say that's gonna be about 45, there. These two things come kind of scuttling up. Everyone bar graph can see this now.

Yeah, grass got no clue what's going on right now. Yeah, these things just come, one just scurrying up. You can see these four armed, thin-limbed, very quick and agile. No coral, their armor seems a little lighter, but they're very quick. And it comes sculling up. This woman, who is looking towards where the statue was,

looking at her friends, like two arms to the building, doesn't see it coming up behind her. I'm gonna use its bonus action to perform a scuffling leap as it leaps upon her and makes four attacks. Four attacks! An attack for each arm?

An attack for each arm. That is gonna be two hits so far. I learned. Ooh, three total hits it makes. She's dead, she's so dead. Yeah, but. Let's find out. She saw Talon before the end.

The real Talan. That's nice. And she held Ophelia. That's true. 18 points of damage total. She's still alive. What? However, if the target is hit by three or more

of these attacks in a turn, they gain the bleeding condition. You watch as it just rips into her back. She's like, ah! Kind of screaming out, as it's dyingips into her back. She's like, ah! Kind of screaming out, it's dying, these claws like ripping at her skin and her flesh. The sort of leather tunic that she's wearing is torn to pieces and like she just comes out

and just dripping crimson everywhere. She kind of manages to stumble back as this thing finishes its leap. This guy is going to five, 10, 15. I think you are technically just five feet away This guy is going to five, 10, 15. I think you are technically just five feet away from it, Ophelia, as it is gonna leap 15 feet. And it lands just behind you. Oh, crap.

Looking at you with these beady crab-like eyes on the side of its head. You can see its chin and mouth, bizarrely huge. Oh, here we go. Another one. Right, Jameson will begin to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. See, they are here.

You fools think you can storm here? Try and get past me. And he'll just kind of like take a stance, as he will... I can't wait for these things to like tear his face off. He will like hook his axe temporarily, pull out a long... Actually, no, I'd say he'd probably have like throwing axes

and he's just gonna throw a throwing axe at you, Ophelia. Oh, a throw for a throw. Bring it. Throw for a throw. He's only got two of these throwing axes, so he's gonna throw them both at you, Ophelia. Oh, a throw for a throw, bring it. A throw for a throw. He's only got two of these throwing axes, so he's gonna throw them both at you, actually. That was good. So that is gonna be a 17 on the first one, 19 on the second one.

Yep. First one is gonna be, oh, so this is a throwing axe, so it's a little bit less damage. That is gonna be seven points of slashing damage. You're raging, so half to three. And then that is going to be nine, half to four on the second one. So... They kind of nick and cut you, but you're not feeling it.

Right now, you're in this rage. Thum-dum, thum-dum, thum-dum. You can just feel the blood coursing around you. Her head just twists, like locks onto him. Perfect. And yeah, he's then just gonna pull his axe back out and he just stands basically in front of the door, preventing anybody else from getting in. So those are all my 16s, we then go to the 15s.

This one last woman, Coltis, is gonna try and stab Daisy. Misses. Oh good. Just lunges forward with this ritual knife, unable to strike. Mateo. Mateo, having heard Daisy leave and fighting this woman outside,

is gonna come bursting out the door. Hit them with the door. Yeah. Oh my god, that was so funny. Daisy, I'll help you. She stood right there. Oh, please, please. Where are they?

Because it's Mateo, I will spend one of my fate points. I will roll a dexterity saving throw for the woman. If I fail it, she gets hit by him booting the door open to try and get out. I'll roll a small pot. Dexterity saving throw, she has a plus one. I'm gonna say this is DC 13, so she needs a 12 or higher. Fair enough.

13, she is like, ha ha! And then manages to leap out the way as Mateo comes flying out. I don't even think it's a ha ha, he just kicked the door open. he just kicked the door open. He just kicked the door open. He draws his rapier, looks around, and then tries to thrust towards her

with his dashing rapier. Love it. That is gonna be a hit though. 1d8 plus two. Could be enough. 10 points of damage for big A. You watch as he's just like, get away from Daisy! And he thrusts it and it just goes through her throat.

Just, oh god, oh, ah, ah, ah, get off, get off! And he's just trying to slide her off the blade as she is dead, she was on one hit point anyway. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's got his boot like. Holding his rave you with like two fingers. And then he'll look at Daisy and just, he'll give Daisy a big thumbs up

and bardic inspiration on Daisy. So I will bardic to the side. What a guy. Love him. I love him so much. That is gonna be it for Mateo. Oh my god, there's so many things in this fight, guys. It's pretty mad. So my 15s, who are after my 15s?

My 12s, yep. Oh yes, 12s, a lot of the bad guys are gonna be going here. We have the deep children. Yes, come out from the water, idiots. Five, 10. I don't say, I don't laugh. Idiots, idiots, idiots.

Five, 30. Oh my god, I'm on this one. Okay, so they don't quite make it up onto the. 25, 30. They'll dash. Oh. Five, 10. Yeah.

50, 60. Fuck me, I guess. Yeah. Fuck you in particular, buddy. 18, 20, 25, 30. And then these little guys are gonna sail over the walls. They're not gonna go back out. I do love the little guys, they're so cute.

Why don't they just go back out? So they were the ones with the drone weapons, I think? Yeah, they've got nets and bowlers and spears and tridents. Nets. I mean, yeah. They're just gonna come surging forward. That's gonna be their full dash as well to get up there.

But there's an entire line of these boys. There's a big line! Just saying. We think in a cookout. That's gonna be... Crab boil! About to smell great. Sincere apologies.

Karma should have gone on Mateo's turn as well. So these guys wouldn't be up here yet, but she will see that creature who's attacking the villager. And so Carla is going to levy this immense celestial sniper rifle. She's gonna do the same thing, spend her bonus action to aim basically,

give herself minus five, but if she hits, she'll deal plus 10 damage with it. And yeah, she's gonna try and shoot this attack to hit the scuttler. That is gonna be a 16 plus seven, 23. Which is going to be a hit. We haven't seen the scuttlers before, have we? Don't think you have seen the scuttlers, no.

We've seen the multicolcolored boys, and this way. Yeah. Ah, you would see, so it's gonna use its reaction on natural agility. When she fires, this thing almost seems to sense, and as a reaction, it can move 20 feet. It is still gonna be hit by the attack, but it gets to move, and it doesn't provoke

opportunity attacks. Jesus. So it kind of darts, and it's gonna go five, 10, 15, 20. It's gonna try and get closer to like the bodies that it can sense. Thinking that this one is pretty much done, you know, the heavy bleeding wounds, it kind of leaps over her and starts sprinting as this, you just watch Carla calmly track it.

And again, you hear this almost celestial choir. Oh, as this green blazer comes flying out. That's cool, so. She's single. She's got 2d12 radiant damage. I'm open to a throng. Plus 10. Plus 10.

Wow, oh my god, this is so much damage. That is gonna be 13, 23 points of damage. I'm so attracted to her right now. Celestial Railgun. gonna be 13, 23 points of damage. I'm so attracted to her right now. Celestial Railgun. Does not kill it, but bloodies the creature quite badly. But you also, I think at this point nobody can see, but that flickering celestial visage fades once more,

and now it's just a dim flickering eye with the little scoped eye monocle as she can only now do that special shot once more, basically. Right, okay, okay. But she hits this thing badly, badly, wounds it. So after that, that's my 12s have gone now. Oh God, where are we?

There's so many things. Could just like get rid of some. Xanthius! Me now. Is you! You now. Damn it, I was kinda hoping these other guys were gonna come up to the shore.

All right, me flying up here 30 feet just near the pyre with my flaming runic, cool ass, boss ass wings. I see you've got a little stack there, Thomas. I've selected a few of my flame tokens here, ready to use. I am going to glow with a energy that then bursts out as spinning runes start to surround me as I'm going to use my bonus action to innate sorcery, mage rage.

Yes! Kaioken times four is activated, you glow with this aura. Hell yeah I do, I don't know what a Kaioken is, but I do that. It's cool. I freerun in the later episodes. Yeah, are you watching that by the way? Yeah, it's great.

Yeah, it's good. It's really good. Anyway, I want to talk to you about it. I will do it afterwards. Anyway. Good show. That increases my, I want to talk to you about it. We'll do it afterwards. Anyway. Good show. That increases my, I get advantage on attacks and also increases my spell save DC,

or their spell save DC, as I am going to point a finger down at the very beginning of the line of crabs, and I'm gonna cast my fourth level spell, Wall of Fire! Which is a, I believe, 60 foot long line of fire. Oh my god! Now I do need to check because there is a special thing

about which direction it attacks as well. Yes, you have to choose the direction the flames point towards. Yeah, well I'm gonna, if I was, oh I can do this. Right, so I'm gonna basically have this line directly in front of these crab guys. It's basically going to separate the entire map of north and south.

I love it. So if I just do that, that, that, oh, I don't want to hit you. You're gone. If you're putting that line there, this is going to incinerate that woman. So it's 10 feet this way is what I'm intending. 10 feet south is the direction in which it's gonna impact.

That line that you are placing is going to pass through her. I believe that if a creature is in the line, they are toasted. Oh, I can redirect it, it's a thing. That flame is a little bit forward because of the... Does it have to be a straight line? Let me see, so right now, like no, the sacks, it's not the sacks that are causing the issue, trust me.

You can make a wall up to 60 feet long, 20 feet high, one foot thick, or a ringed wall. Oh, so it's either a line or a ring. Yeah, so it has to be, right now, this would go through her face if you passed me the rest. Yes, so whatever it is to not hit her, but if I was to do it... Right now, this would go through her face. If you pass me the rest. Uh, yes. So... Whatever it is to not hit her, but if I was to do... There is no way to not hit her if you want this line,

because it's on her space. She will be hit by it. Can I not just nudge it one side so it's just the entire line of crab? Yeah, you can do. Yep. Um, so... Let's move the circle. That would then hit one, two, three, four, five crabs. Also the creatures as well I've got to think about. But then also, yes, any time.

We're just going to use this for placement because also I don't want the camera to block it, so I'm just going to kind of place these to show that the line is like here. It's 60 feet long. So I don't think it covers the entire bottom of the map there. No, no, no, what I'm doing is, because of the camera, I want the camera to be able to see through it as well. So like, it's basically, we know it's passing through like these sacks and these creatures here,

but I'm just gonna place it for now, like where it fits. So yeah, five of the little chubby throwing weapon grabs, and then that big guy that's come up as well. This guy here, the soldier. Now, when the wall appears, each creature in the area makes a dexterity saving throw. A dexterity save of slightly higher now because of my mage rage. 16, I believe.

No, 15. 15 dex save from them. And if they pass, then they just take half damage, I believe. Yeah, half damage. If they fail though, can I have a load of D8s? One, two, three. How many do you need? Two more.

Two more. Oh, I've got one more. Thank you. Thank you, I'll take a Kim D8. Nice. One slice, okay, take a Kim D8. Nice. One side, okay, so when the wall appears, each creature in its area, so it's actually just behind her,

and it's one foot thick, right? Yes, but it's also 10 feet. There's a direct... But then I'm saying, so one side of the wall selected by you and the cast spell deals 5 D8 damage to each creature that ends its turn within 10 feet of that side. So you want the side facing the beach.

Facing the beach. So any time, any run. So these five initial creatures, but then after that, if a creature ends its turn, it will take the damage. It also takes the damage if it enters the wall for the first time its turn or ends its turn there. Yes. The other side of the wall deals no damage. Okay. So DC 15.

Yes. Let's do the soldier first, because he's different. The big boy. And this is deck save. Deck save, you have to beat 15. Pretty decent, pretty decent. What happened here? No. 15, that's a fail for the Soldier. Let's do the little dudes. 16.

The crablings, 16. So crablings again, nothing here. So first one is a failure. Second one is a success, that's a 20. So, crablings again, nothing here. So, first one is a failure, second one is a success, natural 20, third one is a failure. Nice. Fourth one is a success, 17, 18. It's gonna be all four of those guys and then the soldier.

All right, so they take five. So, ones that failed. Five to get fire damage. Yes. So the ones that failed. 58 of fire damage. Yes. Ah, well, well, well. 8, 12, 14, 15, 19 of fire damage.

19 fire damage to two of the, oh sorry. Two crablings, one soldier. Yep, two crablings take 19 and then one of the soldiers is also gonna take 19. Perfect. And then the other two crablings take half that, which would be nine. I actually round, because 19.

Oh, is it 19? Half is nine, yeah. And then round down, right? Yep. All right, so you watch as this line of flame, the creatures look badly burnt, but they are technically still standing. But they smell. It smells like glorious cooked lobster.

Hell yeah. Yum yum. But yes, so for your benefit, the line technically starts on this dude here. Yep, and then extends 60 feet. And then it basically reaches to that wall at the very end. Okay. Five, 10, 15, 18, 19, 20.

So what I'll do is I'll actually kind of do this as well. Oh no, actually it goes forever. 60 feet. 60 feet's huge. Yeah, it's not too big. This is 50 feet. So yeah, it basically goes to just about here. Yeah, yeah. So what I'll do is for the sake of the camera.

So there is still an avenue by which they can get onto the land, but it involves them going like. Yeah, through this thing. Over the hill or far away. And it's 20 feet high? Yeah. Okay.

Awesome. All right, cool, excellent stuff. So this wall of flame erupts at the front of the village. And now the darkness is completely banished as this immense wall of flame is now just dominating, illuminating the whole area. Xanthius, anything else on your turn? I'd like to go 30 feet higher.

30 feet even higher, keep a track, so I think how far? No, 60 feet up. 60 feet up, you are, okay. Sweet. I'm gonna get out of the range. Yeah, absolutely. The villagers are, they terrified of these things. Their plan though, to arms,

five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, they are gonna surge forward. Rah! Just this mob of people barreling on the, that's Rowan. This woman here, she's gonna try and limp forward. She looks pretty rough as she is going to try and, five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, she's also gonna try and join.

You can see that her moving causes like blood to like spray out of her and she takes a D6 of damage for taking a move action. These guys are, I think they're gonna just pick up improvised weapons and throw them at Jameson. All of them. So they're gonna be at disadvantage because this is an improvised weapon. I'm gonna use their base strength

which is gonna be a plus one, but they're just gonna pick up. I'm gonna make one attack for all of them. For every additional thing that joins in, they get a plus one to hit and a plus one damage. So this is gonna be one, two, three, four, five, six extra. So plus six to hit and plus six damage. Now you're looking at a plus seven, but with disadvantage.

That's a four is unfortunately the lowest. That is only gonna be a 11, yeah. Four plus seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they pick it up. Jameson though just brings up the shield. Cowards, weaklings! Just weave in shore the prosperity of Nedding-on-Sea

for generations, how dare you rebel? The Deep Ones will consume you! He's not wrong. Right, that is the villagers' go though. Right at, this is still round one by the way, guys, I'm sorry. I believe it is Agamox. Agamox.

The Doom. Agamox. Agamox. Why don't we have chantable names? All right. Agamox is going to, not me, use his move. I don't know characters. Oh, it's out there, yeah.

Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. He reaches the top of the stairs effectively, not yet passing through the wall of fire. Not even within the 10 feet? He's just actively avoiding the wall of fire, right? He doesn't have spells though. He doesn't have spells. What's his laugh?

What's his laugh? He'll have resistance though. What is this? He reaches up have spells though. He doesn't have spells. What's his laugh? What's his laugh? He doesn't have resistance though. No, what is this? He reaches up his mighty claw. As you watch, a very familiar spell that Gruff likes to use as a tidal wave of water is going to surge down. And it does say in tidal wave, I believe it extinguishes flames.

Yeah. Even if I'm concentrating on it. I'd say it would diminish a part of it, not the full wall. Um... Conjure up a wave of water that crashes down 30 foot long, 10 foot wide, 10 foot tall. Creatures must make dexterity saving throws. Um...

The water spreads out across the ground in all directions, extinguishing unprotected flames in its area and within 30 foot of it and then it vanishes. Okay, not magical flames then. I could do something else. I'm heading to the Reddit. Not now. Oh dear.

I think you'll find. No, I tell you what. He will look out. It's my children. Slaughter them for more, mother. And he will hold up his greatsword and instead you will watch as he calls up, bless your champion, mother. As a bolt of lightning from the dark stormy sky

strikes the tip of the blade as it now is enchanted with lightning bolts. Oh, okay. Oh, that's cool. That's pretty cool. And he's gonna wait. In the flames, like Sephiroth, oh my God. He's gonna point back to the brute you destroy, as this brute is gonna dash.

Oh, he can command them. It just charges through the flames. Through the fire and the flames. Yeah, so you can do your 5d8 of damage to the Brute. Does he, he still makes a deck save. Does he care? Okay. No. Absolutely failed. Oh wow, that is a shit roll. Absolutely fail.

Oh wow, that is a shit roll. 13 damage. 13 points of fire damage, yeah. Just charges through the flame. It's like the Hulk just kicks this table flying, sending it sprawling as he just emerges from the dash, ready to fuck up some shit. Cool, cool, I hate it, but cool.

Rowan's visual on Agamox right now is haunting. You are literally like perfect line to see him just through the flames. Do you wanna just check the spell wording on Wall of Fire, cause I'm gonna have this guy move. Is it if he moves through, he takes 58, I think. One side of the wall selected by you when you cast a spell, etc. Deals 5d8 damage to each creature that ends its turn.

What does he get moved? Didn't he already move? Oh he did already move, you're right. Thank you. You're right. I've completely misread my initiatives. I was looking at their numbers in the initiative. Thank you, very well pointed out, Kim. So in that case, the last person to act in this very long turn is Hannah Cambric, who has not yet acted.

And is just gonna be on poor Gruff with a multi-attack. 10. No. Eight. Wow. No. Eight. Wow. Maybe it's the residual fear. Maybe it's this man that's just making her clumsy and sloppy, but just the tight confines of the jail.

This broken, twisted metal bar with pieces of stone and concrete, like a crude war hammer. Ah, ah, ah, and you can see, like, this shark-like blood frenzy just running through her. And like, now, you almost think that her teeth almost look like they've been filed and sharpened as she really bears her teeth at you. Very ritually, like, filed into sharp points, you think.

That brings us, well it would be the end of a turn, except at the end of Hannah Canberra's turn, I'm gonna spend a point of fate to use one of Agamox's legendary actions. He's got legendary actions. He is going to. Ride the storm. You watch as he leaps 30 feet into the air over the wall of fire.

Yeah. Oh, you can't hate it. You can't hate that. Unfortunately, he does waste the attack he gets to make, but he flies up and slams into the ground. He would be able to go 30 feet up, I would say, he will land right in the middle of his lats. The earth cracks and caves beneath him.

That sparking greatsword slammed down into the earth, looking like if anybody had been nearby, he would have struck them with this heavy blow, and then he just slowly rises. This seaweed cape like spilled out around him. But it does seem that maybe he might be slowed after that movement, or he may not, like he's taking his time getting up, like the earth is cracked and broken around him. That is at the end of Hannah Canberra's set though, and it did cost me a fate. We jump to the very top of the initiative

on round two with Ophelia. Six seconds. Six whole seconds all of that happened. That was a chaotic six. Crikey, yeah that was a lot. There's a lot of people here. There is a lot of people, it's cool as hell. Can I get onto the boat with 150 feet of movement?

What's the boat? You probably could. I should remind you, all the sails are being taken down. The anchor is wedged in stone. I want to use the gun. Right, okay. Yes, you could certainly try. Is it still there?

I would say it is still there. There are no bolts loaded into it, though. My thought process being, I'd like to get onto the boat, use the chain on the boat to strike Agamox to try and slow him down and pull him back towards the boat. It was like harpoons and stuff. Could try. There does not appear to be any harpoons on the deck from what you can see, and there is not any loaded currently. That doesn't mean there aren't any somewhere else on the way.

You do have haste, though. I do have haste. I'm just trying to think, because maybe I could pull him back through the flame. But... It's a cool idea. I love the idea of it. It would take me out of all the stuff, though. So I think you definitely have to dash, maybe even double dash to get onto the boat. You might need to measure it for me.

Yeah, because you have to get up on the ship. I have to get up. So you have 150 feet of movement. I used my dash in my haste. And well, you are spider climbing across all the way. Yeah, so you don't have to worry about the physical. You can basically get there in a single dash. In 150, yeah.

Well no, it would take all three, because I think you measured it, you jumped a little bit. So, because you have to go down, don't forget. Like, you have to go down, and then across, and then up the boat. So I'll tell you, like, with all your whole turn, you can get on the boat. What's your strength?

My strength? Well, I've got advantage on strength, because I'm raging. I can just poke him. I just don't know if it's a good move or not. I do need you to make a decision. Yeah. Fuck it, yeah, let's do it.

I'm thinking about it, let's just do it. Okay. All right. You rush. Can you... I actually fully measure this. I mean, I'm pretty sure, with the movement down as well, like, and up and up onto the boat.

You basically end up, like, right at the very edge there with 50. Okay. And then... It's 20 down as well. Yeah, don't forget that. So climbing up again... I would say it's going to be your whole turn. With the movement down and the movement up onto the boat.

There's a double dash in order to get there. Yeah, let's do it. Alright. Okay. Can you put Ophelia on the sun kissed for me please? So that uses your action and your second action. That is my action, second action, yeah. Just a full, full run.

Full run. You just watch Ophelia, like a blur of red and black, running across the rocks, running across the wall. A few of the villagers are like, she's fleeing, she's abandoning us, we have Saint Talan with us, fear not. As you rush across, as you reach. I think you're okay, I think you can single dash it because you get double speed with haste.

Her movement is 100, so her movement is 50. 50 with double speed is double. Double, it'd go to 100. So that's one movement. So single dash will get her to the ship. It's true, a single dash would get you to the ship, yeah. Okay. And it would give you some movement left over as well

because when you get to the Sunkist, you realize, yeah, the Ballista is there, there is no ammunition on the deck. Then I'll search. Okay, yeah, so that would be, you would have to go below decks, you know that there's like a little below bit that Sir Joran lives in.

I need you to make an investigate check to see if you can find it because when you go down there, you don't immediately find it. It looks like the guy, you know, these guys ransacked the ship. They would have taken anything that looked potentially useful to them or dangerous to them.

But it might be that Sir Joran packed a few hidden away. 11? Is that your final answer? I can't use anything else. All right, okay. You search and search affiliate. Unfortunately, within 11, I'm gonna say you do not find any chained harpoons or harpoons here

aboard the Sunkist, unfortunately. Maybe that they are here, but you can't find them. You're like pulling stuff off shelves, you're like looking around. Could have faked it. I could have faked it, I should have faked it. Could have devil's bargained. Could have devil's bargained.

Could have, but here we are. That is gonna be your full turn, though. Could have Devils Bargained. Could have, but here we are. That is going to be your full turn though. Yup. In that case, we then go to, it is Daisy. What would you like Daisy to do? Probably duck down behind that stall and start flinging at Agamox, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Or at least the minions. Yeah, or at least, yeah. Would she, so that one that was shot by... Yeah, the Scuttler. The front of the Scuttler, yeah. She'd probably have a good time killing that.

Yeah, she will. I would suggest that you have her hide first so she gets advised so she gets sneak attack. Yeah, behind the little stalls there. Yeah, she can literally duck round all the way around here. Sort of hide while she moves behind. I will make a stealth check. Okay.

Thank you. Oh. Yeah, I get it. Nice. She will duck behind the stall, she hides, and then she will attempt to pop out and throw a blade. Yep. She is hidden, so she's advantage.

That is gonna be a 19, plus a bonus, that's easily a hit. Hell yeah. I'm just gonna do this on D&D Beyond because it's gonna save me some time. No sneak attack. No, she was hidden. Oh no, sorry, hidden. She does get sneak attack.

So that's nine basic plus Oh, sneak attack. So that's nine basic plus 17, so that is 24 points of damage. You watch as this radiant blade, she does reveal herself, because she's attacked from hidden, but this scutler, as the one blast of radiant energy takes it out,

this second blade, this gladius style sword, thuds into its chest and it falls down dead. One down. One of the two scuttlers actually, that's really good. Oh, you would have also seen it when she made the attack, it would have scuttled over here, which I don't think puts it out of range for attack, but so she still hits it.

But as it's just about to leap onto the Otter Lady and all the other civilians, it is in the back for this blade. That is gonna be Daisy's full turn. So we go to Gruff and Rowan. How fucked up does Hannah look? It's literally pretty much the whole team, everybody else, Xanthias, and then a bit more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How fucked up does Hannah look? It's literally like pretty much the whole team, everybody else, Xanthius and then a bit more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How fucked up does Hannah look? Mmm, she not bloodied. She's tough. The problem is this eagle actually has better stats than Unchalili Gruff. Mm-hmm. Pfff.

And it's a bonus action to come out of wild shape and what I want to do is heal Ser Joram with a healing word, which is a bonus action to come out of wild shape. And what I want to do is heal Sojorin with a healing word, which is a bonus action. It's a shame. You have Cure Wounds. I do have Cure Wounds, but I'm so low on spell slots and stuff. But Cure Wounds will heal more. Yeah.

You also have a little bit of cheeky fate there as well. You also have your medicine thing as well, which boosts your healing. Or you've got a new item. What would fate do for me in this moment? As in, if you heal Ser Joran? Oh, to do the ampule. Fuck it, let's get him up. Okay, so I'm going to bonus action

come out of Giant Eagle form. And then I will spend level one Cure Wounds to heal Ser Joran. Okay, I will, if you would like to use the ampule, you have to spend it now. And I want to use the ampule to do that. So that is, when I restore hit points, I can And I want to use the ampule to do that. So that is... When I restore hit points, I can spend a fate

to increase the amount by my level. Which is eight. Which is eight. Okay, cool. So... Extra eight healing. Ooh, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. So Joran regains 25 hit points.

Nice one. Oh my god. You hold that, as you drop your animal form and you wrap a paw, gruff around that ampule, you feel that same sensation of rushing water, of rivers. You can hear that babbling brook as you feel that spell as you reach out, normally infused with the primal energy of the land of ice cold waters of Iceheart. There is a flow to the magic that was maybe not there before as this is enhanced by whatever divine sacred

relic this is and you watch Sodoron grunt and groans as his eyes flick to consciousness. Yeah, so Cure wins his action, bonus action to drop out of shape. That's all I've got. That's what you've got. You know, thematically Gruff would move to try and put himself in between them two, but thematically. So Joran goes directly after you though. He does not have any weapons on him. Yeah, so where is his stuff? It is in a bag over in the corner of the room.

Would he provoke an opportunity of attack? Yes he would. Unless he disengages. Can I use... I would like to use Gruff's Warden's Duty to have the attack go to Gruff. And then I will go to Gruff. Mm-hmm. And then I will go to pick up...

Is it enough, though, in his turn that I can get his stuff, grab something, hit? No. He'll be able to move up to it. So if he doesn't action disengage, he'll be able to move up to it and then use his action to basically pull out his equipment and then equip himself. That will be his turn. In that case, I'm not gonna use Gruff's Reaction if he can't attack in one go. So I will Action Disengage.

As Jorn, move to his stuff. Okay, he won't be able to start picking his stuff up and things like that, but he gets up. He disengages, kind of slipping under, goes over to this bag, opens it up. He's still probably wearing his armor. It would have been difficult for them to completely strip him and things like that,

but they took away any kind of weapons or anything he had on him, and he starts pulling probably his harpoon and stuff out. He probably won't be able to get all of his equipment, but he'll grab his melee weapon, basically. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I think that's gonna be it.

Anything for both of us. Yep, perfect. Okay. I think that's gonna be it. Anything for both of us. Yep, perfect. So we get a Rowan. Rowan is going to Vicious Tone, which is like vicious mockery. Okay. And the guy to Agamon's stage, Agamon's stage left.

This guy? Yes. The soldier, the one with the shield. I'm a soldier. So, that's a wisdom saving throw. Wisdom saving throw. 14. That is a 19 plus something.

Plus, no, so 19. Well, it's a cantrip, so. Nothing. Nothing. All right. Bonus action, I'm gonna move the statue. Where's the cantrip, so... Nothing. Nothing. Alright. Bonus action, I'm gonna move the statue. What would you like to move it to? And slam the same fella.

So basically step up to here. Awesome. Brings the yaw down. Ten. Ten does not hit. I don't think I've hit with this thing. Maybe I have. You have hit. You hit Madel I've hit with this thing. Maybe I have. You have hit.

I did last. You hit Madeline. Yeah, you domed Madeline, yeah. And as my movement, I'm going to move up behind the statue and use it as cover. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, that's rad. That's awesome.

Yeah, you absolutely can. At the end of your turn, I'm gonna spend my two fate. You're out of fate, buddy. Yeah, I am. To have Agamox cast a spell. And he is going to cast, what could I do here?

That's gonna be the most effective. Please. He hasn't seen the full extent of the battlefield yet. So I think, tidal wave is how long? Two feet. 30 feet? When an enemy casts it, it's like a pond, you know, like it's a bucket.

So 30 foot. Yeah, he's gonna target on Daisy's space and it's gonna wash towards the statue and Rowan, it's gonna target on Daisy's space and it's gonna, swish, wash towards the statue and Rowan. It's gonna hit all three of them. Daisy has the three runes from Xanthias. Yeah, it does. If that gets.

It takes damage. So Tidal Wave is a what saving throw, please, Kim? I don't have quick answers to. Dexterity. So I need Dexterity saving throw from statue, Rowan and Daisy. In fact, she does if she succeeds, in which case she can... I think as well, knowing Katie,

I'm gonna spend one of her luck points to roll this with advantage. Sweet. So I think that's how I would go, which is good because I rolled a six and a seven. Cute. Which brings us six and a seven. Which brings us up to a seven, 15. Still 15. Which is just a success. Oh, okay.

So good thing for that luck point. Because she has evasion, I believe that because this is a deck saving throw. No damage, right? No damage. So half damage on a successful save. Well, no damage if you have Evasion, but what do we get over on Statue and Rowan time?

Rowan got a nine. Stats, you got a five. Alright, so you both take full damage and you are pushed along it as well? Knocked, prone, and either pushed or pulled, your choice. Yeah, so I think because they're at the end of it, I'll just have them knocked prone basically. And it's 3d10, right?

Um, sorry. That's alright, I'll just have them knocked prone, basically. And it's 3D10, right? Sorry. That's all right. I'm asking because I don't have it at. Four. Oh, what level are you casting it at? This would be cast at base level, so the lowest level, third, normal level. Level three.

So that is... It says 4D8, but it also says that at level 4 as well. It's 3d8. Yeah, I'm guessing it's 3d8. Oh, actually no, I think Tidal Wave is one of those spells that doesn't increase as you level it up. No, it just, yeah, 4d8. Yep, 4d8. Okay, perfect, thank you. You can increase it by 1d8 for every spell slot above.

It's being class-up-based. 10... there's only 11 points of bludgeoning damage. Daisy mentions to sort of dodge to the side. I am gonna say though that this market stand is sort of ruined. This thing is turned over, and both you and the statue are knocked prone, Rowan. As he just reaches up his claw,

as this water slams down behind you, effectively ruining what Daisy was hiding behind as this water slams down behind you, effectively ruining what Daisy was hiding behind us. This flimsy market stand is crushed by the weight of the water. No damage to Daisy though. No damage to Daisy. I'm going to Stone's Endurance that one actually. Okay. Considering it's 11 of 12.

Yeah, if you reduce this to zero. Oh, excuse me. What did you say? What? 11 of what? 11 of 12. Yeah. You have 12 HP? No, no, it's 11 damage of the possible 12 I can miss.

Oh, okay. It's a D2 of plus something, right? Zero reaction to being on one roll. If you reduce this to zero, you won't get not prone as well. Oh. Nope. Six damage.

So you reduce it by six. So it goes to five. Still not prone, unfortunately. But yeah, he just, and that was at the end of your turn. We. Let's see, who's still alive? 16s, who are my 16s? Scuttlers and Jameson.

One Scuttler. So here's an interesting thing that I think you guys will like. You see Jamison gloating like, yes, yes, my masters, destroy them. Let's go. As this Scuttler runs up to Jamison, he's like, my reward, as it attacks Jamison.

Yes. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. What do you, no! As it makes four attacks against Jameson. Get fucked. First one is going to easily hit. I need all ramblings of up-jump zealots. Second one is going to.

Dragon's Dogma 2015. It would normally hit, but he is gonna parry that. So the second attack misses. Okay. The third attack hits, sorry, the third attack and the fourth attack hits. So three attacks hit. Which is gonna trigger its bleeding.

Bleeding damage. Oh, you'd love to see it. Four, nine, 18 points of damage to Jameson. And he is bleeding. Oh, no, no, I've been loyal! What are you doing? Ah! And you just, you hear this creature just babbling like, like speaking in some language that none of you can

understand as Agamox just laughs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Amazing. Carlos, never. Jameson is then gonna fight back against this thing for his own life. He's like, no, no, I'm strong! And he starts fighting back with his axe.

Come on then, nerd. The first attack he's gonna hit. Should've left more cultists alive. Second attack he's gonna hit. You're being funny. So actually, so when he goes to make that first attack. Wait, it flees, right? This creature moves 20 feet away.

Five, 10, 15, 20, it's gonna dart over here, maybe try and finish it with this one over here. Oh, it's the villager. But, Jameson does have enough movement. So he goes to swing at this thing, it turns and runs away. It takes the damage, doesn't it? When forced to make a Dexterity Stone Threat

or chosen target attack, the scuttler can move up to 20 feet without brokenoking Opportunity Attacks. That happens before the attack happens. So it can get out of the way. So it's because Jamison is, it's a melee attack, not a ranged attack. So I've got two choices. Jamison could chase after this creature,

but let's see how loyal he is. I'm gonna roll a Wisdom saving throw. If he passes this, he's smart enough to realize that these things are not here to help him. Wisdom, so he's got plus four. A one, a natural one. He's like, no, I must prove myself. And he charges into these villages.

And he's gonna attack them instead. It makes sense. First attack misses. Idiot. Second attack misses. Idiot. Second attack misses. Well I think this is also like, they're just like, Jamex and Yutrein, they're like punching him in the face,

like shoving him, he's like trying to whack them, but they're like just bullying him with numbers. He's just thrown himself into the horse. Third attack misses, 4-4-2. So he's just like flailing around and they just, they're like throwing chairs at him and tables, like getting in his way. He's like trying to strike at them, but they're like throwing chairs at him and tables, like getting in his way. He's like trying to strike at them,

but they're like shoulder barging him, just unable to like really get his skills to bear. Like a vat of piranhas. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, he's just unable to like, he's just got too many people around him where he's trying to swing, but they're not letting him. Hell yeah. So that's his turn.

I want the off-radar to bite his face off. Yeah. Right, our 15s. There's a lot of these guys. They're all dead. Othelades are vicious. Carla. Otter. Look up the Otter Wars in Singapore.

There's Otter Gang Wars in Singapore. Oh my fucking god. I think Carla knowing that her power is about to fade is gonna shoot at the biggest, scariest thing that she can see. Yes, I mean, yeah about to fade is gonna shoot at the biggest, scariest thing that she can see. I mean, yeah. And she is gonna shoot at. Luckily she has a knockback shot, right?

Agamox. Agamox. Agamox. She's gonna aim, use her special power. Yeah. Let's see if this hits. Seven. 20.

Ooh! Jesus. That does hit, yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit, yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, let's get the damage here. 2d12, up to 10. Knock down the damage, 21 points of damage to Agamox.

As this radiant strikes into him. And just looks in the direction of this building. You see whatever golden light was there now diminishes and fades as power is spent. Still able to fight, but she just won't be able to do as much damage. It still looked like a nasty hit, right? Yeah, it was a big hit, but Hagamox.

Yeah, he's a big boy. Barely seems fazed. Can she move away from the window? Yeah, I think at this point she will back up. Five, 10, and she will make her way downstairs. Mateo's gonna kick in another door. This door's technically open. Oh yeah.

It's also being blocked by the remnants of this thing here. But yeah, she's just gonna get down into the building. You guys don't see what happens to her. With that, we then go to Mateo. Yeah, now I'm a little bit scared for Mateo. He looks around, a bit of a problem, but he can also see that this group is rallying,

and I think he's gonna run after them. God. Yeah, I mean. Five, 10, 20, 25, 30. This group is like rallying, and I think he's gonna run after them. What? Yeah, I mean. Five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30. And he's just gonna cheer them on. He's gonna bardic inspiration, and it will count for the group of Minions.

He's just gonna be like, Saint Talan is with you! He's blessed you with his presence! You can do this! Jamus and the cultists must die! And he's just like rallying them behind them, like, win together, my friends! Ha ha!

Huzzah! And he's just like cheering them on from behind. And I think he'll take the dodge action. Good, good, good. He's just like looking around like, ooh, what's gonna happen? Yeah, shoot. So that is Matteo done.

I'm afraid the bad guys are gonna go. All of these guys are gonna take more fire damage. Right, who are the nearest targets? Like, these guys are gonna go. Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. This guy's gonna try and follow as well. This guy's gonna, I think this lady's dead, guys. She's this one in the middle. She's glad to take a chance.

Oh no, yeah. She's gonna take some big hits. This one's gonna go off Daisy. This one's gonna come after Rowan and the statue. So, all but one of the soldiers, so this is all the Crablings, and one of the soldiers is gonna take that Firewall damage again. I don't think it's when they start their turn there. It's when they move through it.

And because they were still on the other side, they have to move through it. I see. Okay. Yeah, alright. In that case, that's Dex. That's probably going to be it for the Firewall, because none of them are really going to go out beyond it again. That's true. I can't move it freely. So they make, yeah, the Dex save. Yeah, Dex save. Deck save against six. Crabbling one, fail.

Crabbling two, fail. Great. Crabbling three, fail. Hell yeah. Crabbling four, fail. Nice. Soldier, natural 20. Chip.

Oh my God. So he takes it off. Whoa, okay. 15, 21, 22, 23 damage. 23 damage. So down to what, 12? 22, 23 damage. 23 damage. So down to what, 12? Or 11, sorry. 11. For the soldier.

11 to the soldier. Pretty decent. Rabarangoon. You watch as every single one of the crablings, as it desperately tries to go through this wall of flames, trying to reach, being commanded, forced to advance, is Chris. Oh! Yes!

But not the soldier. That's all of the throwing ones. Yep. Nice one, Chris. Oh my god. Slabs of crab meat come out. That's great. Yep.

Yeah, they just surge forward. And the soldier's still fine. And just burn away. The soldier is quite fine, unfortunately, and he can get bloodied. So, one is gonna make its full suite of attacks against Daisy, one is gonna make its full suite of attacks against, will he attack the statue or Rowan?

How smart is it? They're both prone. It's not super smart. They're both prone. It might split its attacks, I think, on those two. But Daisy, unfortunately, is going to get two claw attacks. She has Bardic as well, but I can't remember. Bardic doesn't help for defense. First one is going to be a 24. That's unfortunately going to hit.

She can uncanny dodge one of these to half the damage. The second one is only going to be a 13, which misses. So only one hits. Uncanny dodge the first one. And she's got the rune as well. So 13 points of damage. Would you like, I can half that with uncanny dodge. That's her reaction.

She can only do that once per turn. Or would you like me to spend some of the three runes? I think that's fine. Uncanny dodge. I think uncanny dodge. So 13 will go down to six. So Daisy will take 6 points of damage. Does she have any reactions to hit back or anything?

I don't think so, no. No, she does not. Although uncanny dodge probably would be a reaction. That is a reaction, yeah. It is a reaction to do that. All right, so Daisy does manage to avoid some of the blow with that claw snaps. Daisy's taken a few hits.

She's not looking 100% great, but she's not super low at the moment. That is the soldiers and crablings at 12. So then we go to Xanthius, I believe. The guy that was hitting a statue in Rowan. Oh, that's right, thank you very much. So yes, sorry, but no, no, no, thank you. Against Rowan, that is a 11.

No. Against the statue, that is a 11. No. Against the statue, that is a 21. Yeah. I'm going to double sorry again. 12. Oh, you get advantage. Does a 19 hit you, Rowan? Yes.

I'll see if I crit on the statue. I don't. So that's going to be 12 points of damage to the statue. 10 points of damage to you, Rowan. Okay. As it's down on the ground, ripping apart at you. Right, Xanthius is your turn. I remind you guys, you are stacked up on fakes.

We are, yeah. The soldier that was, the scuttler thing, the four attacks, hasn't been hit yet. Hasn't been hit yet. The soldier that was, the scuttler thing, the four attacks, hasn't been hit yet. Hasn't been hit yet. Right, I have very few spell slots. I'm gonna use my font of magic. I'm gonna spend one, two, three, four, five, six, five. I'm gonna spend five of my sorcery points,

all of my sorcery points, to regain a third level spell slot. Does that change for the... That has crashed D&D Beyond. Ha ha ha, nice, I love it. It doesn't really do that shit. So yeah, I regained my spell slots. What are you asking, sorry, Toronto?

Is it different for the new rules? Don't believe so. I didn't play a sorcerer before. I just spend sorcery points to get a spell slot back. Yeah, no spells. Mm-hmm. So that gives me a third, it's level spell. Where's my 20 foot circle?

There it is. The circle! The circle. So that's a bonus action to do that. If I was to put that on Agamox, for example, where is the 20? The 20 is the outer region. Oh, this one? Yeah.

Oh cool, because I could hit all three, but it would also... You also hit Rowan and the statue. And Rowan. And... I can't... His base is right underneath this. Yeah, shit. Okay, not a Fireball this turn at least. You can basically put it a little bit back and only catch two of them. Or actually I would say you could catch the statue but not Rowan if you put it about here.

Yeah, no, I think there'll be a better opportunity for this at least. This guy's not a person, right? Very clearly not a person. Who? Agamox. As in like a hold person? Yeah, if I was to, for example, hold person. He could try. He's not really humanoid, is he?

You could try. Not gonna. I will save, save, I've still got a first level. I'm gonna Chromatic Orb against Agamox. I have advantage on this because my mage rage. Sure, I rolled a big one. Oh my God. Oh my God, 15?

15 to hit. Agamox. Doesn't hit. Damn it. He just like a Toreador just kind of sweeps his cloak out. I haven't grabbed a thing. And the bolt of energy just flies past. Shit, I rolled a seven and an eight.

All this fate. Fate! Gotta spend it. I forgot about fate again. Gotta spend it before we've done 73 episodes, or 72 episodes, I'm not going to give you that one, I'm afraid. I'm simply going to stay where I am. I've used my bonus action, that's my action, I'm done.

Your full action? That's okay, yeah, full action. The villagers! Villagers swarm Jameson, desperate to get to their weapons, but needing to go through him first, or at least deal with him. Villagers. Do they go for the weapons? They're gonna be kind of useless. No, I think they're gonna swarm Jameson.

So they, with improvised weapons again, so disadvantage, this is gonna be a plus seven. They have him inspired. They got aid. Oh, they've got bless as well, yeah. Unfortunately, that's two fives, 12. Let's see what I get on this. He's used his reaction, goes to a 14.

They have a bardic from Mateo. They do have a bardic from Mateo. 16, he's used his reaction to Parry. This hits. Yes! So you watch as they just start pummeling him. This is gonna be D6 plus one plus another six because of their number. This is D6 plus seven plus one plus another six because of their number.

This is D6 plus seven damage. Three, 10 points of damage to Jameson. He is also bleeding, which I should have rolled damage for on his turn. You take another five, so you can take another 28, 33. So you watch as they're just beating the crap out of him as he's desperately bleeding.

Unfortunately, this woman next to the scuttler, she just holds her side and she looks very pale and she's just gonna try and disengage and run from this one. Try and run down here. But she's not sure if that's gonna be enough. That is the villagers go. Then it is Agamox.

Agamox, Agamox. Fated Destroyer. If the GM fate pool is 1 or lower at the start of Agamox's turn, they steal 1d3 plus 1 fate from the player pool, and for each fate point stolen, one creature within 30 feet takes lightning damage. Wow. This is one D3. He's a big boy.

That's the full three on the D3, I'm afraid. It takes four fates. Even if I had spent it, he still would have been able to do it. And four creatures within 30 feet take some lightning damage. I think that is only Daisy, Statue, Rowan, and maybe the one that just ran away. Daisy's just out of range. What about himself?

He does do himself as well. He does not do himself. Technically from his spot, I'm going to say I will, because she's slightly off of her square there. So it's going to be this lady lady, the statue, and Rowan. Oh, fuck. How much lightning damage, sorry? 3d6.

Okay. Four. Nine, 11. 14 lightning damage. This poor woman. No! As you watch as he just brings his claw down, some dark storm power, some dark shadow from the ocean

as this lightning, blam, blam, blam strikes down. This poor woman is struck dead. Sophia, Sophia! They all kind of call out. Rowan and Statue, is Statue and Rowan still good? Okay, looking bad though, it sounds like. As Agamox, and that's at the start of his turn, I'm afraid. However, I have some good news.

Because of his Ride the Storm, his movement is zero until the end of his turn. He can't move. What he can do is cast Lightning Bolt on Xanthias. I need a dexterity saving throw. I am 60 in the sky though, and also that distance. I believe Lightning Bolt is like 120. That's true, yeah saving throw. I am 60 in the sky though, and also that distance. I believe lightning bolt is like a hundred and twenty-four. That's true, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I will check. Well, he's about to witness just the most masterful of dodges. I'd love to see it. I have no reactions to your shield. 100 feet long. So from his position. Even Pythagoras.

There's trigonometry this one, real quick. He is like 60 feet away and I'm 60 foot up. Yeah, 100 feet. I think there's a 40 feet. I think there's a 40 feet giveaway on the Pythagorum. Thank you. Just blabbing. It's like 15 Chapel.

It's like lightning in my finger. How much? Dexterity? Dexterity, please. I'm really good at that. Watch this. Watch this drive. Higher!

10. That's, unfortunately for you, that's a fail. And this is a fifth level lightning bolt as well. Fortunately for me. Doesn't sound right. So 10, 11. What? He's still rolling, he rolled twice.

Excuse me. I dare him to roll three times. Six. You fucking did. Oh my God! How many did he do six times? 31 points of lightning damage. 10d6.

10d6? 31 points of lightning damage. 10d, 10d dude. Ah, and I believe, no you're flying is not a spell. It's not a spell. Waterfire is though. Waterfire is, I'm gonna not a spell. It's not a spell. Water fire is though. Water fire is, I'm gonna have to resist that. Essence runes.

I still have some, because of the sorcery points and stuff I spent. I am gonna use, how many do I have? Okay, three to Daisy. I have four to spend. I'm gonna use all four of these, because I have 28 health. Yeah. So I need to use these not to these, because I have 28 health. Yeah.

So I need to use these not to fall from the sky. Sounds like you do. So I need, I'm gonna roll a D6 per, so I just reduce this by four D6. Six, nine, 13, 18. So 31 reduced by 18, 12, 13 points of damage you still take. I still need to make a constitution. DC's only 10 now though.

15 plus, my constitution. So the War of Fire is still up. War of Fire is still up. So he just reaches up, you watch as this shield of runes forms, absorbing some of the lightning blasts, but still it strikes you Xanthius. Holy shit. I am now out of sorcery points and essence runes. And you're pretty low on health, it sounds like.

Uh, 15. 15. Another one of those. Right, another one of those. Can he do any more? No, come on, that was like a fifth level. How many of those has he got? That's a great question. I don't think so, I don't think he's a bitch.

That's a great question. And I think he's a bitch. So that is gonna be it for Agamox. The brute is just gonna move up to this statue. And it's just gonna wail on the statue, I think. It's gonna use its claw attack. 10 against the statue. Advanced, thank you. 19 against the statue.

Yeah. Oh yeah. We're going to break after this, because it's near the end of the turn. That is going to be 8 points of bludgeoning damage. Still going. Second attack, natural 20. Oh, OK, that's probably it then. 16, 20.

29 points of damage to the statue. Explodes. He just picks it up with his giant claws. Rips it in half. The statue is. Rowan coughing up blood. Looking up at this thing. Hey!

Yeah, looks. I feel like they just probably hate that though. They look over and you see this fervent furore in them, like just, I don't wear the weapons to arms! They've destroyed the strategy, and just like this power surges through them. That, my friends. Hannah.

Hannah, thank you very much. That'll be the very last thing that we do. She is going to look at you. Can hear commotion going on outside, Graf, but I think is just gonna say, like, you think you've done anything by saving that old knight? You're all gonna die.

And he's gonna attack you twice. First attack is a miss. Second attack, I think, is gonna hit, that's a 23. No. No. No. Chef, refuse. Two ones on damage, five damage.

Oh. Just the armor of Oaken Thorn itself just absorbing the entire blow as you just stand unfazed as this rebar just slams against the green armor, doing absolutely nothing. Just gonna grab like blasphemer. And with that, we're gonna end part one and go to our break.

Oh boy, okay. Oh la la. With that, we'll see you in part two everybody. Yeah, see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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