High Rollers DnD - High Rollers: Aerois #113 | Praxis Valla (Part 2)

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

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Starting point is 00:01:27 does anyone want any of these magical items? And nobody replied. I realized one of the magical items was a helm of teleportation, and that could have been really good on someone else right now. Shame no one's attuned to it, eh? Yeah. Anyway. I'm out of space.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I'm out of time. Yeah, that's the problem, right? Well, you know, sometimes you've got to ditch some items. You know, sometimes it's like, you know what? You just want us to get rid of messenger rings. You're just like, yeah, get rid of messenger rings. That's 100% why you want me to get rid of messenger rings. I was one of those ones where I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:01:56 lesson learned, no messenger rings. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, I'll take the tree. It's a way too good an item. Wayfinder's Guide for Messenger Rings? Hell yeah. Yeah, that's because I killed your god
Starting point is 00:02:12 and I took away many of your other clerical gods. I mean, the cost was a little bit higher than Wayfinder's Guide, I'll admit. Well, it's a temporary cost, that's why. It's only temporary. Yeah. We'll see how this episode goes it might be permanent it might be permanent we'll see right jumping back into it uh into our
Starting point is 00:02:34 split combat mega epic rescue battle um good god up on the bridge uh we see Quill, Sentry, and Rana desperately trying to fend off two very elite bodyguards, the Red Dragon humanoid form captain of the Tassadar and potentially Maximilian Taldros, Knight of Gideon as well, desperately trying to protect Valor. Rana continues to just have a sword battle with the other planetar they she's all she can do is keep this planetar engaged and and stop her from really kind of coming around to attack the other two like she she's kind of just engaging her to
Starting point is 00:03:17 keep her busy as best she can i'll take it you will uh i'm gonna get the other battle up here and there we go i will just manages to strike uh i gotta get damages here uh 66 uh so that's gonna be 10 14 points of damage to the planetar followed by 48 of radiant damage which is halved because of resistance seven eight 14 seven more points of radiant damage to the planetar these two are just like every time they clash there's just these bright bursts of light um as they do so uh that was the first attack second attack is a natural 20. Rana scores a big epic swing. Hell yeah! Clashes in.
Starting point is 00:04:07 That's going to be 12 plus 18. Is it 18? It's 22. 22 damage. The best way to get crazy good rolls is to make Mark fight Mark. Yeah, that's the best way. Oh, God, I've got crit, a radiant damage as well.
Starting point is 00:04:25 So 48 maxes was a 16, 32. 32, that's a 40, that's a 47. 50. It's going insane. 55 points of radiant damage, but if you half that, that's 25, 27. Hey, so what do the numbers mean? Huge blow, just like You don't know what you're fighting for
Starting point is 00:04:47 Do you really think that Valkyrian is doing what's best for the world? Kind of smashing like shit-talking each other as they do so The planetar strikes back Two big great sword swings coming in That's a 30 to hit, that's easily going to be a hit Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Is that eight? Is it eight plus five? Is it 13? 20 points of damage. Then five V8. He's just having a good little game here. Should we just go in? I don't want to be 15.
Starting point is 00:05:21 25 half. What's 25 half? 17. No. 25. Yeah, 17. 25 half what's 25 half 17 no 25 yeah 17 second attack that's a hit I don't think it would last the whole episode I think you just fall apart it already sounds like he's gone a bit crazy
Starting point is 00:05:43 I have gone crazy he's just a bit crazy. I have gone crazy. He's just muttering occasionally. 15. It's that strand of hair for me. That's when you know he's really like... Rana looks heavily injured as the planetar is clearly a more well-trained, older, more powerful celestial being.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Rana's desperately just trying to strike these blows and keep her off you, but you can see these deep gouges. She's bleeding profusely, heavily, heavily injured, like cuts all down her arms, you know, against her torso, torn through everything, just in a bad, bad-looking shape. She doesn't look like she can survive another few seconds of this battle as it goes on.ilian taldros this tall you know sick you know quite tall six and a half feet tall gray skinned red flame like hair spilling down his back just strides towards you just
Starting point is 00:06:41 keelak adk, what are you doing? We... Her Highness is safest here. What do you think you are doing with all of this? What is your hope here? Taking Valar back home with us, where she will absolutely be safer. Safer than here on the Tassadar? You don't understand what's at stake.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Surrender! This is madness! You can't have possibly hoped to defeat all of us here. Surrender now! I give you this one chance as a man of honor. I can't do that, Maximilian. I'm gonna raise my staff to him.
Starting point is 00:07:19 You test me. My oaths as the Knight of Gideon will not allow you to take her highness away from me. And I was sworn to protect her and protect her I shall. Century. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I will, I'll strike back at the Erinise. The Erinise is right in your face, by the way, like she is blades crossed with you. Yeah, I'll just say you will not touch her. Yeah, I'll roll to attack her. I'm going to do my driven to purpose as well to try and make sure I really do hit her.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Okay. It's a d20 and a d4. No! You've got to be kidding me! What? What's the actual... Second attack. Second attack.
Starting point is 00:08:05 So mad. Let's, you know, it happens sometimes. It happens sometimes. No! It's not happening this round, my guy. It happens a lot. It's not happening. Honestly, I think that, like,
Starting point is 00:08:19 Ayla and Nova have been hitting so hard. Like, it was eventually... Sunborn was going to roll low. And, of course, it's Riyadh. Let herumborn was going to roll low. And of course it's Rhiannon. Let her roll again. Let her roll again. Come on. Let her roll again.
Starting point is 00:08:30 She can roll, but it's not an official attack. But if you want to roll and see, Rhiannon, but I wouldn't. No, because then it might be a nat 20. And then I'm like, well, I wasted it. I wasted it. Exactly. That's why I wouldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:08:42 You just desperately try and get through this Irenaeus's defenses, but she is just parrying you every chance kind of just blocking each strike um she is the emperor she is the princess of the valkyrian empire you are the kidnappers here uh she looks to you the dragon uh in fact it's the iranese's go. The Iranese will make two attacks against you, Sentry. Would she... Quill did move up next to you. She's going to split some of her attacks. She's going to attack Quill twice and attack you once, Sentry,
Starting point is 00:09:18 because she can see that Quill is a spellcaster. Can I protect Quill on the first hit? So use your reaction to protect Quill. All right, disadvantage. That's going to miss because of the disadvantage. That's only a 10 to hit Quill. So Sentry manages to block it and prevent the first attack from hitting you.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Second attack. No. Not, is it? No! It is. Oh, God god fuck's sake it's fine it's gonna be fine guys it's gonna be great
Starting point is 00:09:53 that is 15 points of slashing damage and then a lot of poison damage unless are you doing a thing who me yeah poison damage. Unless, unless, unless... Are you doing a thing? Who, me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I heard an um, and I thought that that was an um. No, no, no. There's nothing I can do. 15 points of slashing damage, and then it's gonna be... 16, 24... 31 points of poison damage. So as you deflect the first one away, Century, the second blade slides in along your shield
Starting point is 00:10:30 and just cuts into Quill's neck, and this kind of heavily envenomed blade just kind of flicks at his throat, striking a deadly blow. And then she turns the last attack against you. That's going to be only a 20 to hit you. You manage to deflect that. Doesn't it? You manage to deflect that. Your armor keeps that at bay.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Sorry, how much damage does the poison again? 31. Okay, I've got the Wyvern Armor. That's poison resistance, so that's 15. Oh my god, that Wyvern Armor. Clutch. It's paying for itself. That just paid for
Starting point is 00:11:05 itself 100%. Perfect. Thanks, Arval. Thanks, Arval. What a lad. The dragon captain looks around. He immediately reaches to the console that he was at, presses a few buttons. He's just like,
Starting point is 00:11:23 This is the captain. we currently have infiltrators aboard the bridge and engineering commander zarkira if you can hear me immediately come to our assistance and then he turns around it's just like enough of this foolishness he points at sentry and sentry's armor glows hot it begins to glow bright bright orange with heavy flames uh there's no saving throw. This is just heat. This is just heat metal, so yep. This is just going to be some straight up
Starting point is 00:11:50 fire damage. Nice. Alright. It was bound to happen. That's 13 points of fire damage, Sentry. And your armor doesn't stop. It is continuing to glow. Yeah, imagine Sentry like crying in pain. It's just like, it's just like built into you. The pain you can't escape from. It's just like, ah! It's just built into you.
Starting point is 00:12:05 The pain you can't escape from. She can't... Yeah, can't do anything. Her whole body, yeah. Yeah. The dragon just looks around. He looks at Maximilian just like, so Maximilian, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:12:20 Kill these two! Or kill these three as he gestures to them. And there is a moment like Maximilian is just sort of like grunts, like you can see that he doesn't, you know, there is like a sense of regret there. Quill?
Starting point is 00:12:37 Maximilian, Zarkira has joined Hadar and Starbane's plan is doomed. If you really want to protect Valor, join us and come with us. What? That makes no sense, Key. What are you talking about? How could you possibly know this?
Starting point is 00:12:53 Gifts from the gods. I don't think he knows about the eye. I mean, that's all I can say. Make a persuasion check for me. Plus one. I'm going to portent it. Unnatural 20. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:13:13 Big boy. The blade's kind of, like, raised up. He, like, looks at you and, like, there's this passing moment where I think he thinks there's a long pause as he's thinking and you can see the blade
Starting point is 00:13:32 begins to lower. It's beginning to drop down as if, not in surrender, but in pause. You have made him stop and think and you can see the conflict. He wants to believe you, but at the same time, you have made him stop and think, and you can see the conflict. Like he wants to believe you, but at the same time, like you're kind of saying everything, you know, that it goes against like some of his training and everything else.
Starting point is 00:13:54 At the end of the round, Valor, who is this whole time is just concentrating. see this young girl has formed like this purple almost like a nebula like this kind of shifting kind of um stretch of space like astral space like the shifting kind of weave similar to siasca's hair you've seen siasca's hair in this kind of flowing galaxy-like formation and this shape that she's conjuring in her hands and she digs her hands into it and she begins pulling and like stretching and you can see like you know she's like 15 16 valet and she's stretching and like she's putting all of her strength and tension into widening this gap and through it you can see the engine room and you can see the ice devil you see ayla frozen in place you You can see Lucius just coming to out of this command. You can see Moonstar heavily wounded,
Starting point is 00:14:48 and Val is desperately trying to open this gap big enough, and she's trying to stretch it as wide as she can. I need more time, and she's just... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. Meanwhile... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. Meanwhile. I guess this is the other combat now. Into the other combat, Moonstar is going to fire two star bolts
Starting point is 00:15:17 at the Ice Devil seeing... Actually, no, at the Engineer. She wants to try and knock off any concentrations she may have on spells. So, that's going to be a she does hit 19 hits on the first one uh she misses on the second one though uh so the first star bolt kind of firing them out of her braces oh that's pretty good as well that's gonna be 14 points of damage um how the strikes the engineer who kind of like looks in her direction i'll deal with you enough shortly um as she does so ayla you can make a con save against the paralysis
Starting point is 00:15:52 at the end of your turn natural 20 where was that yeah it's better to be free of it right so your rage the lightning in your body it's almost like the lightning in your blood in fact yeah that's the coolest way to do i think like whatever toxin is in your blood you just you just get so angry that the lightning burns the toxin in your own blood it like evaporates it by burning out your system. And then your limbs come free at the end of your turn. Sadly, at the end of your turn though.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Sensing his immediate demise, the ice devil will try and kill you before you kill him. Just like, ah! And it's going to launch into attacks against Ayla. 15 is going to miss. 18? Miss. and it's going to launch into attacks against Aayla. 15 is going to miss. 18.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Miss. Miss. Tail. 27. That's going to hit. That'll hit. That'll hit. That's going to be 12.
Starting point is 00:16:57 17 bludgeoning damage, so half that to nine, because you're Rajin. Followed by... 13 points of cold damage so the tail does manage to club you and again this freezing ice uh kind of spills all over you um the ice devil is just like where are those reinforcements um and you can see that he's like looking down the corridor where you do get to feel the sensation that there is something fiery and angry and big coming your way. You just get this looming sense. Nova.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I'm going to pop back up to where I can see the ice devil. And I'm going to... Hold on a minute. Let me just check that this is right. 5, 10, 15. Yep. And I'm going to start firing again at the Ice Devil, and then I'll go talk to Tassadar again.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Okay. Eldritch Blasting. I'm just... What? It's funny. I just love it. It's just like pop, bam, bam, bam. It is funny.
Starting point is 00:18:02 It is very... I feel like a little bit like Han Solo, just like, poop, poop, poop. Yeah, I love that, yeah. I rolled a 19 plus 10 as a 29 to hit. And then six plus five is 11 points of damage. With that ailure, just as this thing finishes smacking you with the tail,
Starting point is 00:18:24 there is just like a kind of crackle burst of noise and light as a purple beam, or like bluish black beam, pierces through its chest and it just looks down and then collapses to the floor as that kills the Ice Devil.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Um, I don't think... Yeah, I can't get in a position to see the Engineer. You can't. You could just manage to snipe the Ice Devils, so the other two beams, unfortunately, no targets. Yeah. I'll pop back,
Starting point is 00:18:54 and I'll appeal to Tassadar. I don't know how Tianguan's gotten on with their negotiations, but... You understand that this is futile, do you not? There are too many forces aboard this vessel. I do not know how you got on board, but it is highly unlikely. The odds of your survival and success are infinitesimally small. What did you hope to accomplish here? We are here to take Valor because, listen, Tassadar,
Starting point is 00:19:21 add another data point into your logistics. We have a divine who can fight Hadar. However, if you follow through with Starbane's plan, you will only serve to power him up, to make him exponentially stronger. If you join us, you will swing things into our favor. How would you know this? How would you know this, humanoid? What possible information could you have that could prove
Starting point is 00:19:41 that Kallus's plan will accomplish what you say? Think, Tassadar, think! If you feed energy... I am thinking! Do not speak down to me, humanoid! I am the Eterna. I have existed for millennia, and I have countered all of these logical points. What do you think could possibly achieve this?
Starting point is 00:20:02 The world engine is a huge source of energy and power hadar feeds and grows on power if you feed the world engine hadar is going to get stronger faster the calculations have already proven it is a possibility however it is also possible that hadar being a previously mortal creature in a sense, there is a possibility that it will simply overwhelm him. The world engine is infinite power. It may completely obliterate the thing. There is no proven data to either point.
Starting point is 00:20:36 As it stands, with this uncertainty, the best course of action is still to support the Valkyrian Empire in ensuring that as many lives as possible can exist i have an anomaly zarkira has betrayed valkyrian and made a pact with hadar if this were possible i would need irrefutable proof that what you say is true not just the words of some stranger even tiangong is this is this what she says is this this true, old friend? And then you do hear a kind of response. It has been proven. Zarkira is believed to now be working against Kalos Valkyrian. We have also had in our companionship
Starting point is 00:21:14 an individual who has powers to see possible timelines and futures. In one such timeline, it was revealed that the world engine will do as Novaavidia suggests. It will only further Hadar, empowering him, making him stronger, making him consume our entire world. This is not what we originally planned for, my old friend. That's the six seconds.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Six? that's the six seconds six oh yeah okay more than that but let's say that that's an ongoing conversation okay this is you know this is going on throughout the whole battle let's say yeah because otherwise it's i'm not going to sit here with a timer on myself um that's cool the engineer will turn she's seeing sensing that there is an oncoming force you can hear heavy footsteps and armored boots beginning to make their way down the corridor i should really deal with the one who just destroyed my officer i will return in a moment and then she will basically go 5 10 15, 20, 25 30, ah there you are please step away from the console I'm afraid that the
Starting point is 00:22:32 Eterna is far too valuable to the Empire for you to be dealing with and yeah and yeah just gives me a wave hiya can you make a dexterity saving throw for me please Nova
Starting point is 00:22:54 as she casts a spell unless you would I am offering to the table the chance to counterspell as she casts a spell if it's not a spell of which I have used against you before oh table the chance to counterspell. I claim my card. It is not a spell of which I have used against you before. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I do have a spell slot. No, I'm going to take the hit and I'm going to go for dex. Next saving throw, please. Okay. I rolled a 13 plus 3 is 16 so probably 9 off there is a shimmering ball of force completely
Starting point is 00:23:32 encloses around you yep you are basically trapped in a giant hamster ball of energy touching it you can't hear anything any communication a giant hamster ball of energy. Touching it. You can't hear anything, any communication.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Like, you can't hear sound. You can just vaguely make out the outline of shapes and figures, but that's it. Lucius? Coming out of my stupor, I will look at Edea, who is injured quite heavily. Sister, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:24:11 Who did this? The devil. I think that it's been destroyed now, but we need to be careful of that one, Lucius. She's very powerful. Magitek and magic. And she points at the engineer. What are we going to do? There's more coming. Stand magic. And she points at the engineer. What are we going to do? There's more coming.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Stand back. And Lucius is going to get up. I'm pissed. And look at the engineer. And he's going to bonus action font of magic and get a seventh level spell back. Oh. Slot. And he's going to cast for this round round, Chromatic Orb at 5th level.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Okay. Did anything happen? No? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Countless spell. That was a good roll, too. Okay. I'm just going to stand in front of my sister.
Starting point is 00:25:06 So you kind of send this orb of spinning magic. She kind of reaches out and just watches it kind of breaks apart into millions of geometric pieces. So as she reaches out, she counters with a reaction spell, and you just watch as it breaks down into tiny jigsaw pieces. Ha! You managed to get out of my spot my spell you're more mentally capable than i was led to believe i'm just staring her down the agris lucius has uh looked in a long time looking pissed we go back to the bridge
Starting point is 00:25:40 oh god rana will turn looking at you quill to the bridge. Oh god. Rana will turn looking at you, Quill. She just kind of you can see like covering cuts and like, you know dripping with blood and bruises.
Starting point is 00:25:55 She just kind of smiles a half grin. I know it wasn't for very long but thanks for setting me free and getting my wings back. And then...
Starting point is 00:26:05 just clashes with the planetar once more. Oh, shit. First attack is a miss. Second attack is a miss. Both blows get parried by the planetar. The planetar turns around. Fool. And then she just goes to deliver the final blows first attack
Starting point is 00:26:27 however might be a miss goodbye quill first attack just barely manages to parry it second attack is it here 18 is it here 18 25 oh yeah and yeah the radiant damage is easily gonna finish her off I think
Starting point is 00:26:58 oh god yeah I forgot about that 9 17 19 24 halved yep that's gonna be enough and you know what i've not done this we've not done this for an npc before but renner's been pretty cool and i think that you know call quite like so i'll do an injury check i'll do an injury check okay so let's make sure she's injured uh but yeah you see renner just get stabbed through the chest, just slumps to the ground as the planetar turns.
Starting point is 00:27:30 But that took all of the planetar's turn, and now she turns and advances on you guys, joining her, the Iranese next to her. But no attacks left. Okay. Maximilian Taldros. Maximilian Taldros. The best boy in the entire
Starting point is 00:27:47 empire. And best man at my wedding. Having just seen Rana sort of thanking you. He looks and he can see like Valor straining against like this creating this portal.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Your highness, please! You promised your father you would stay, that you would learn to master these powers. You know that what he's trying to do is for the good of the people. Why would you go with them? Stay! Shh! Hmm.
Starting point is 00:28:26 He will. he will he raises up a hand and surrounding around you so it's just the iranese the planetar and him he surrounds all of you with a wall of fire like creates a kind of like great radius around uh in the in the bridge room.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Like, you hear the red dragon just like, ah, what are you doing, Daldros? Steps back and all the bridge crew kind of separate. Okay. It's a start. And he's just, he's, like, looking at, he's just like, I know that you trust them, but you must understand, you've seen the good your father does.
Starting point is 00:29:05 You know that he is, you know that he is doing what he thinks is best for the worlds. And you just see Valor just like, I know he is. But it's not the right way, Maximilian. Come with me. Please? Sentry. Okay. I'm going to keep trying to get this
Starting point is 00:29:30 Erinise off my back. Sure. Now this devil woman who is pressing you hard and has just struck Quill very badly as well. Yeah. Let's rock and roll.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Ooh, we might be alright. Let's have a looky see. 21. Is a hit. Yes! Oh, we might be all right. Let's have a looky see. 21. Is a hit. Yes. Okay. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm going to do a divine smite at level three. So I'm going to do 5d8 damage. Well, it's an extra d8 because she's a fiend. So it's 68. 68. And a d4 as well. Did you put a smite on your weapon as well yeah it didn't it didn't hit the first time well it's just until the spell hits when you do that spell it stays until you hit with the attack yeah those smite spells you cast it as a bonus action and then the next time you hit with it, you get the effect. Okay, so add another 4d6 to that. Okay, so 68, 4d6.
Starting point is 00:30:30 She'll need to do a whiz saving throw for this one. 16. I think that's a fail. Six plus wisdom, 12. Fails. So she has disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks and can't take reactions until the end of her next turn
Starting point is 00:30:47 okay 7 with a d6 and then 1d4 8 damage so that was 40 so okay so 40 damage total 40 damage total How much was it from... Was it 32 from the...
Starting point is 00:31:07 Okay, so 40 damage total. 40 damage total, okay. And your regular attack stuff as well, right? And that's including everything. So 40 total. Yeah. So you bring Her Majesty's Road cutting down, and this blow explodes with the golden light of the Matrix as the blades tear into the Irinise's flesh and just,
Starting point is 00:31:29 and she lets out this hideous like scream. And you can see she's reeling, smoking the holy light of the Matrix, burning her flesh, leaving her just absolutely staggered by this blow. Awesome. I'm going to hit her again. That's enough on that.. I'm going to hit her again. That's an L1 that times, that ain't going to hit. Oh my god. So this time, as she's reeling back, you go to thrust, but her unexpected
Starting point is 00:31:54 reeling kind of throws your aim off and she does stagger back a little bit. There are cries of just like, the Empress, the Princess, you must stop the Princess! Stop her using her powers. The Erinise is just going to fumble around and tries to, basically try and push his party sentry, but she's going to have disadvantage.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Can you make a strength, yeah, just straight up strength test for me, please. Okay, is that a saving throw, just strength? Just a strength, so just d20 plus strength modifier so that's uh 15 so with the disadvantage you managed to basically shoulder block her like she tries to push past you and grab valor and you just interpose into her and she's you can see that she's weakened by that smite otherwise she would have got through she would have been able to push past you and grab valor but the the kind of pain from the blow you mentioned to like shoulder barge and keep her away from valor for just a few moments longer um as you do so cool the dragon captain is a red dragon
Starting point is 00:32:56 and therefore doesn't give a shit about uh fire um he will walk through it uh and you can see that parts of his officer uniform are beginning to shed like he's still in this humanoid form but he's becoming more draconic like his muscles bulge you can see scales beginning to ripple down his arms his eyes turn draconic his horns kind of grow larger taldros what do you think you are doing? This is insubordination! He's going to make a free attack against Maximilian, just kind of smacking him across the face for a lot of damage. Would a protection reach him,
Starting point is 00:33:35 or is he too far away? You can use protection on Maximilian if you want. Yeah, I will. Okay. I think it might just still hit because i think this is going to be high enough yeah yeah unfortunately you try to place the shield but the dragon impacts with such force that it still manages to get through and strike max um
Starting point is 00:33:58 so it's gonna be 15 17, 27 plus 35 points of damage to Maximilian as he's like almost side-swiped by this blow sends him staggering we'll deal with your traitorous behaviour later Knight of Gideon, but for now
Starting point is 00:34:21 your highness your daughter will be most displeased, your father will be displeased to hear of this. And he's going to try and reach out and grab Valor as well. Quill? Do you want to try and do it? Who's making the save, or is he making
Starting point is 00:34:40 the roll? I'm going to have him make a strength check to try and basically push past you to grab Valor. Oh, to push past me? Well, in that case, I've gotta use a portent. I'm gonna use a four. He rolls a four? He rolls a four.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Right, you need to make a... You need to roll plus strength, please, now. Quill. Oh my god! I got a plus one! And he's already got, like, plus twelve or something. 12. Oh my god. I got a plus 1. And he's probably got like plus 12 or something. We'll see what you roll. 17.
Starting point is 00:35:18 So you, the Storm Eye flashes and you see him pushing past. And there's almost... Yeah, yeah. There's like a sensation of somebody kind of almost grabbing, like holding the staff with you, like a hand kind of grips the staff and almost like pushes you to lean it in. And using leverage,
Starting point is 00:35:36 you just managed to hook the staff in a way that where you use the leverage, the dragon trips it, like you throw him off balance and he stumbles to the side. And you just see a couple of couple of little angel feathers just drop to the floor oh still here baby he's still here hell yeah but yeah you managed to basically stop him pushing past like you outstrength the the
Starting point is 00:36:02 dragon in humanoid form with a little bit of guidance as he goes to reach for it and just kind of like, she stays here, creature. Quill, your turn. You can see Valor is nearly finished. Maximilian, Valor has chosen her side. Please, you've fought with us before.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Listen to your charge. Make a persuasion check. Oh, it's another plus one. Here we go, baby. I make a song and dance about it. This is performance. No, it's still a plus one. Oh, 17 again. It's 18.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Oh, that's with a plus one. 17 total, nice just gonna just gonna leave rana there then i guess uh i mean i if i can do an action or is this like my action to convince it's your turn it's your turn now so you speak out yeah you're gonna have your action um you see maximilian kind of grit his teeth like looks at the captain that's just hit him, looks at Sentry trying to protect him and stuff like that. Spins around, brings the sword up, stands. Sentry, quell.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Yes! Fuck yeah! Hell yes! I knew it, I love this guy. It's better than the freaking wings of Ishtar. Those guys. You've got one wings of Ishtar who's still good, but she's dying.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Except this one. I am going to do a mask your wounds on myself, Sentry, Maximilian I may as well, Rana, so every ally, basically. So 3d8 plus 6 of healing.
Starting point is 00:37:53 It's not bad. 18 healing to everybody. Nice. 18 healing. Rana's eyes kind of flutter open. You know, she's now behind the fight where she was abandoned, where she fell
Starting point is 00:38:05 um maximilian's wounds heal um and then as you kind of finish uh valor is just like and then she just like you just hear like this yelling and when you look down at her you can see that her hair is like flowing up into the air just like si Siaska's does. It kind of becomes almost defying gravity. Her eyes flash the same purple that you've seen in Calus. This kind of purple power just glows in her eyes. You see it all rippling down her arms
Starting point is 00:38:35 and she throws her hands wide and beneath all of you and beneath Rana, reality and space and time seems to just open up and you guys fall down and then it shuts above. The rest of you hear like a tearing sound. And when you look up, a purple glow just kind of rips open as, yeah, Quill, Sentry, Maximilian, Rana, and Valor all fall down into the chamber.
Starting point is 00:39:09 As they land, that is when you can see just on the very edge of the corridor leading towards you guys, you see an armed squad and a very large looking individual are making their way towards you oh you see a giant sort of 13 15 feet tall flaming humanoid whip in one hand flaming sword in the other wings, stomping down a corridor covered in black Valkyrian armor. Four elite looking guards, all carrying the various Valkyrian rifle weapons, are charging down this corridor towards you. As the rest of them all kind of like land in a thing, confused, a few of them are looking around um
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Starting point is 00:41:38 Rana, who is on a lot, not a lot of HP left, but she's got some. She will, who looks the most injured? on a lot, not a lot of HP left, but she's got some. She will, who looks the most injured? Moonstar probably, but is it like Ayla, are you badly hurt? I'm like well over halfway down.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Well over half down. Okay. Rana will kind of like limp over to you and What? Why do you say something trot yeah say something lucius get lucius i asked who is looking the most injured
Starting point is 00:42:15 lucius looks angry does he look injured lucius is probably suffering more than ayla visibly so he's bleeding out the ears, but he's angry. Out of everybody, yeah. She knows that Aayla's a tough fighter. She can see Moonstar.
Starting point is 00:42:36 To be honest, Rana herself is pretty fucking hurt. She might actually just heal herself because she's pretty fucking injured as well. In fact, yeah, she's going to do that. She's going to heal herself before anybody else because here's the doctor's credence look after yourself first then then put mask on others uh secure your own mask first um she's gonna heal herself first uh and then she will she doesn't really have anything else she can do uh she will just point down the corridor
Starting point is 00:43:06 and just be like, one of their generals, we need to get out of here quickly. Where's Nova? Do we have everyone? Looking around. Ayla. These figures that I've put down,
Starting point is 00:43:16 by the way, they're not where they are. They're still further down the corridor, but they are going to be arriving very soon. I don't see any of them on the... Oh, they're at the bottom. I see them now. Yes. Never mind. There they are. They're coming from the south. They're coming from the south corridor, uh,
Starting point is 00:43:34 for those who are listening audio-wise. I am going to, uh, say to them, wow, good to have you here, finally. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up, but get us out of here as quick as possible. And then in messenger ring, I'll say,
Starting point is 00:43:50 Nova, we gotta go. Because she's further away. I can't see her. Don't know where she is. And then I will zoom up to this gal and hit her a couple of times I think. Sure. For now.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah. Charge towards high engineer Sylphar. Oh, that's a natural 20. Hell yeah. Brutal critical. Oh, shit. Yep. Okay, so wait. Let's work this out. It that the first time you've had that? Okay, so wait, let's work this out.
Starting point is 00:44:27 It's the first time I've had this much. So, let me work this one out. Let me just make sure that my brutal critical damage is the right amount of dice. And for the Giga Bomb. So I think it's three now. Ah, where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Starting point is 00:44:49 Where is it? No, two additional weapon damage dice when determining the extra damage. So it's 3d10 maxed as the base. So 30. So 30. Wait, because it's also plus... Yeah, so 30 plus another 3d10.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Yep. One. Two, three, four. 48. 47. 45, 46, 47. 47 plus 11. 58.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Jesus. 58. I think that's it. 58. Jesus. 58. I think that's it. Yeah. I don't think you add any more. I think that's because it's just weapon damage and then modifier. 58.
Starting point is 00:45:34 That's the first attack. That's the first attack, everyone. 58 points of damage. So she's looking at Nova, right? She's just trapped Nova in this orb. She kind of turned around, dispelled Lucius's chromatic orb, scattered it to the ground,
Starting point is 00:45:47 and then she just looks over casually at Aayla who comes running in. Oh, a hammer. How quaint. And the hammer just smashes into her face with an untold fury. And yeah, this heavy crunch. She does take it like a champ,
Starting point is 00:46:03 kind of proper like blood spits out of her mouth. One of the tentacles is kind of like crackling with energy and fizzling and breaking but she looks up and you see the kind of calm intelligent demeanor has fractured and she kind of twitches her eye. I'm going...
Starting point is 00:46:20 That is going to take considerable time to repair. Second one is 31 to hit. I can't shield that. That will hit. Crikey. Sorry about it. Not really, though.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Um, 18 points of damage and then a deck save. Then three. Actually, can I knock her down as well? Yes, so strength saving throw on that one. That'd be 17 on the strength saving throw. Oh, that passes. She's fine. Okay, and then dex saving throw is a natural 20. So 23, so half damage.
Starting point is 00:47:03 It's all right, your lightning is huge 15 damage 15 points uh half to seven the lightning kind of crackles and she does kind of arch her back and you can see that i mean that blow is the first time she's taken any real damage uh significant damage really um uh and definitely yeah is displeased with everything. NovaVeja, you are in a ball. You're in a big hamster ball. I have far step cast on me when I went
Starting point is 00:47:33 into the ball. Am I able to teleport out of it? I believe you can, yes. I think that not quite realizing that far step was the spell you had. Yeah. You can just teleport out of it basically.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Is she concentrating on that spell? No. Yes, she was. So the spell would have failed anyway. Cause 58 damage halved would be something like DC 25, 28, which yeah, she fails. So the sphere is not even there actually. It's a point so thank you thank you tom um i didn't know if it was one of those non-concentration no no that was yeah it was a concentration spell nice uh would i have seen or heard vala and that lot drop dropping
Starting point is 00:48:20 in or i guess you haven't seen them you definitely heard something you heard something and ayla was like you know my messenger ring got through to her yeah yeah your messenger ring went through to her and everything okay um the tassadar is is you can see it kind of pacing up and down tassadar is kind of pacing up and down like tapping it tapping its uh chin in a very humane way difficult problematic chances of your chances of success even if. Problematic. Your chances of success, even if these are all true, your chances of defeating the Valkyrian Empire are infinitesimally small.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Zakira proving... This presents a great problem to us, Tiangong. The original terms of our agreement with Valkyrians still stand. To abandon them now would be shameful to the Eterna.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Hmm. Knowing that his plan has these significant anomalies does present an issue. Humanoid! And he looks at Nova. Hello. You are to escort me
Starting point is 00:49:24 from the Tassadar. Escort me to a plane of existence where I am capable of being on my own. I need to think. I will do so. Please, come with me now. We need to leave now. Very well. I will deactivate the energy field surrounding my physical form, the staff that you see. Let me make this clear. This is not a partnership, as you have somehow engaged with my companion,
Starting point is 00:49:50 Tiangong. You are escorting me where I can be free to decide what course of action I may take. I would be honoured, sir. Please, come with me. And then I guess, because I'm next, can I... Yeah, she basically watches the shimmering field around the orb drops.
Starting point is 00:50:07 The staff is just suspended there, this long sort of arcane looking staff with blue gems in a black crystal with all sorts of power running up and down it. Nice. Now, I don't know whether or not you let me, but one thing I'd like to do is grab the staff, teleport 60 foot into the main room, and then there's a spell I want to cast. I mean, yeah, bonus action to teleport.
Starting point is 00:50:33 I'd say, you know, he's dropped the force field. It's a free action to just reach up and grab the thing. Yeah, I'd say you can do that. Okay. So I'm going to teleport over into the main room. Do you want to teleport inside the ice? Okay. No, I'm not going to teleport over into the main room do you want to teleport inside the ice no I'm not going to teleport inside the ice there's a nice little entrance way out
Starting point is 00:50:50 fine like a little igloo a disastrous igloo but it's still an igloo an igloo looking down the corridor I would like to cast maddening darkness to block the entire corridor.
Starting point is 00:51:09 It's a range of 150 foot and its area is 60 foot. So I just want to fill the entire corridor. 60 foot like radius? Yeah. It is a 60 foot radius sphere. Huge. It's huge. It's huge. It's huge.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Where's our way out? I want to block it so it butts up to us, and then, yeah, just fill it. Sure. And what happens is... Which way are we leaving, though? So I'll put it in your... Well, this is where Numa's put it, Lucius.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Not that way now. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I can dispel it. But it is... It fills the corridor with darkness and it spreads around corners.
Starting point is 00:51:53 A creature with dark vision cannot see through this. Non-magical light cannot... As well as light created by spells of 8th level lower cannot illuminate the area. Shrieks, gibbering, and mad laughter
Starting point is 00:52:03 can be heard within the sphere and whenever a creature starts its turn in the sphere, it must make a wisdom saving through taking 8d8 psychic damage on a failed save or half as much on a successful one. Lord. Okay. Nice.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Sure. Fill the space. You watch as this inky black void fills the corridor from where you can see this pit fiend and the elite troops storming from uh heading in your direction it kind of fills the air they're still a bit too far away they're not caught in the darkness but it does basically block off that entire corridor um uh you can hear sort of like ranting and raving you can hear the that you can begin to hear the faint sounds of this like they've, they've blocked off the corridor with some spell.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Contact the other officers. They are in engineering, all of them. I can see Her Majesty is with them. And then the darkness kind of fills it. Although saying that, this creature might be able to see through magical darkness as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:00 The pit of paint. Yeah. All right, Nova, good turn. That me. End of your turn. Hi, everyone. Hi see you hi vala um yeah all good i have the tarsadar let's go i've got cool stuff i'm just wield. Valor being here is a problem for them. They don't want to hurt Valor. Twelve creatures of your choice. Excellent. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I need everybody to make a wisdom saving throw. If you are an elf, you have advantage. If you have any resistance to charm effects, you have advantage. The engineer woman just basically looks looks up she's casting a spell i offer the chance for a counter spell no way you get a plus three from me two ones um two ones okay uh she raises her hands and just says, I suggest that all of you stand still and surrender immediately. And this wave of psychic energy bursts forth.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Totals? 18. 18. 23. 23 for Sentry. I rolled four ones, so 22. No, 25 for Sentry. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Okay. Lucius? Five with Sentry. I rolled two ones. Five. Nova? 18. 18. 18? Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Edea gets a 19. Valor doesn't need to make the saving throw. Rana doesn't need to make the saving throw. Maximilian does need to make the saving throw. Maximilian does not need the saving throw. Anybody who got under a 20, you feel this compulsion to just stand still and surrender drop your weapons you know just completely surrender uh as you do those of you which i believe is sentry quill
Starting point is 00:55:13 um vala rana yeah uh you you feel this compulsion but it doesn't take full effect um lucius i am under this influence right you follow the suggestion to the best of your ability yes stand still and surrender so pissed off like even through this rage it suddenly just almost dissipates uh and you feel this this other world mind seize control at the best combat uh oh yeah i just lay down i just lay on the floor just like face down okay such a big thing planned but i don't know i'm sorry mate and uh she has to see that's the command i looked at all of her options and with valor there this was the only thing she could do that wasn't
Starting point is 00:56:10 going to harm valor and could potentially you know basically keep you all here um uh yeah century oh god sorry that's it yeah okay century i'm gonna move up to five five ten fifteen twenty twenty five thirty um and i'm gonna do i'm gonna do a sunbeam on her on this engineer yeah okay she just looks like why aren't you surrendering she looks like why are you not what are you doing then point by range okay what do i do on this saving throw oh my god what saving throw? Con Con yeah This is a spell so she does get advantage on it Nope
Starting point is 00:57:10 Does not matter Fails Yes 13 max even with advantage Radiant damage Here we go Here we go here we go don't talk
Starting point is 00:57:29 there's a lot of ones in there 17 but it is active you can keep doing it that's the thing yeah and she's blinded she's blinded as well
Starting point is 00:57:39 oh my god so she's just like screams as like like just eyes filled with light and she's staggering back from the attack.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Anything else, Century? I'm just going to keep this, concentrate on her. Just say to her you will stop. She's like Moonstar Edea just gets on her knees and puts her hand up in the air in surrender. I surrender.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Gwil. Now, I've noticed a slight problem with my book. I'm looking around the room and counting how many people there are. Plane shift is maximum eight. So,
Starting point is 00:58:23 do I know if I was to hand the wayfinder's guide back to Nova would she still be attuned or no no you attuned to the book oh Christ
Starting point is 00:58:38 how many people you got Quill? how many people you got to plane shift? 10 it's plus caster How many people you got, Quill? How many people you got to plane shift? Ten. I think it's ten. It's plus caster. I think it's eight other creatures and yourself, so I think you can do nine. You add up to eight willing creatures.
Starting point is 00:58:57 So, okay, so it's a little bit better. Someone's got to be left behind. Oh, but we also need to get all these people back to us. So I am going to... I'm going to have to mask your wounds at 7th level. Hitting everyone that is taken over by this spell. I want to try and remove that. Of course, because of Spellbreaker.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Yeah, bitch. That's why I look so smug bitch that's why I look so smug okay so what first of all what level is mask your wounds I'm casting at 7 okay yes so you do the healing for that
Starting point is 00:59:44 alright 5d8 plus uh plus six that's 32 healing to so i'm hitting everyone that is hit by the spell so nova lucius ayla adea uh maximilian so far. And then some spare to Lucius, who I know is not just angry. Lucius is part of that five. Lucius is part of that five. Whoever is next most injured. Rana.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Rana is the most injured. Yeah, okay. All right. So 32 to everyone, pretty much. You all feel this kind of healing energy wash over you, but as it does, you almost feel like wings kind of wrapping around you. And there's a voice.
Starting point is 01:00:31 You can't hear the voice. It sounds, maybe there's a brief memory of it sounding like an older humanoid man's voice, but something takes that idea of surrendering and it just goes out of your mind and the spell breaks on all of you. Mass suggestion is removed. So it's nine people. I definitely counted this right, right? You did. Me,
Starting point is 01:00:52 Rana, Moonstar. Do you say out loud that there's a limit? No, this is all in my brain space. I'm like looking around, counting on my birdie fingers. Am I missing? Okay. I'm trying to count all the people. I'm looking around, counting on my birdie fingers. Am I missing? I'm trying to count all the people. I've got giga perception.
Starting point is 01:01:09 How many people are there? So, let's count it. You've got Sentry, you, Sentry, you, Nova, Lucius, Aayla, then you've got Valor, Maximilian, Rana, Edea.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Nine. Nine. Oh, I was counting the... I was counting the dude as... He's a staff now. He's a staff. He's a staff. He's a knight. Come to me and form a circle. We're getting out of here.
Starting point is 01:01:38 We are leaving right now. We're right in six seconds. Rana will come over to you. I have to actually run initiative for some people. So that's going to be seven. So she will be going. Okay. Okay!
Starting point is 01:01:57 Rana comes over and she's just like, quickly now, quickly, everyone. And she'll basically... Rana will probably use her turn to, like, help fly over and, like, grabs Nova and, like, pulls Nova over or something like that. Like, she flies over, grabs you, and then flies you back to save you, like,
Starting point is 01:02:16 having to do it on your turn. So she'll, like, fly over, like, Come quickly, everyone, around Quill. She flies over. Ayla? Can I do the same thing can i disengage from this woman engineer lady run past uh oh wait lucius is already here can i try and drag century with me uh i think that century is weighs quite a lot also she has this sunbeam going if you try and drag her there's a risk that like're going to get caught in the sunbeam
Starting point is 01:02:46 and things like that. Okay. Okay. Okay, I'll leave her. And Lucius is already in the middle, I'm guessing, so we're good. Yeah. Okay, so you're just going to run over here? Yeah. And I will ready an action to hit
Starting point is 01:03:02 any enemies that come within hitting distance to me sure sounds smart nova um am i within the range now i'm just looking at the icons on the thing yeah sure she she flies you over as long as you're within like five feet of quill which everybody kind of is but you know think of it as like you're all kind of huddled together, basically. Yeah. We're forming a circle. We're making a love train. You have to concentrate on
Starting point is 01:03:32 Maddening Darkness. So I don't think I can cast any spells or anything like that? You can't cast a spell with concentration. You can cast a non-concentration spell, fine. Yeah. So if you wanted to Eldritch Blast or you know um any spell that isn't
Starting point is 01:03:46 a concentration spell um do you know what since we're hopefully on the way out I would like to cast should probably
Starting point is 01:03:58 counterspell it but I'd like to cast um blight on um sure uh actually engineer or do I want cast blight on sure actually do I want to
Starting point is 01:04:09 cast blight or do I want to do some three eldritch blasters and try and get a crit hit let's go for blight fuck it blight go she can't counter spell it because she's blinded so she can't actually see you casting the spell so saving throw with advantage as it's against a spell that's's gonna be five plus
Starting point is 01:04:26 five is a ten that's a failure that's a fail so that is gonna be why she would have absolutely counter spelled it one two three four five six seven eight i need one more d8 nine okay 98 of damage oh one went on the floor so i'm'm just going to re-roll another one. Just re-roll. That means it's eight. That's an... So I have a six plus five
Starting point is 01:04:56 plus five plus eight plus five plus four plus four plus one, and then I'm re-rolling one, plus another four. 42 points of necrotic damageos. The crackling black energy erupts out of Tiangong, and you see the kind of, like, energy hit her, and she arcs her back again, now blinded,
Starting point is 01:05:17 constantly being hammered by this sunbeam, and now this black energy kind of crackles over her body like electricity, screaming as it does so. Still standing, but yeah, heavily, heavily injured. She's tough. She's a high officer. Anything else, Nova? That's it for me. I'll just keep
Starting point is 01:05:38 concentrating on me. On me. Maddening darkness. On her turn, she's just going to be like, I can't hold them here any longer farragut hurry up send more reinforcements and then she is going to cast a spell she's gonna cast teleport okay all right in that case she teleports away and vanishes uh no longer wishing to be at risk having sustained too much injuries
Starting point is 01:06:07 and being outnumbered she is going to retreat alright Lucius hopefully not nearby so she can still see us I'm waiting for the all go that's what I'm waiting for and I will hold an action if any of those things come That's what I'm waiting for. And I will hold an action. If any of those things come
Starting point is 01:06:28 out at us, I'm casting my 7th level prismatic spray. So on the things that come out of the manning darkness, right? So if anything comes out of the manning darkness, you're gonna anything that would otherwise interrupt this teleportation, I will hit with a
Starting point is 01:06:44 prismatic spray cone of badness. Okay. Sentry. Yeah, I'm gonna now that she's gone I'm gonna make my way over to the group. Get ready. No, Sentry, walk backwards. I'm assuming you cancel the
Starting point is 01:07:02 sunbeam or like hold it in. In fact, you don't need to cancel it you can just choose not to shoot it so you can just hold the energy and then move over to the rest of the team I'll hold it back can I like save it so in case anything comes out of the darkness I can just fire it off again yeah
Starting point is 01:07:18 I'll do that so if it comes out of the darkness you're going to shoot sunbeam at it okay Moonstar does nothing before we all go Quill because that's when the initiative I rolled for them there is a crackle of magic as three
Starting point is 01:07:37 figures teleport into this chamber knowing where you are knowing what you have three women two into this chamber. Knowing where you are, knowing what you have, three women. Two, they all look identical, but one of them is taller. Dark hair, all dressed in similar red robes,
Starting point is 01:07:57 armored wings. Three of them crackle into place, appearing, and they look with fury at all of you who have been there Lucius you did say if anything came in to try and interrupt they have not appeared out of darkness so I'm going to say no sunbeam and they are not within melee range but
Starting point is 01:08:18 Lucius as you did specify anything that could interrupt or otherwise impede the spell would you like to cast your prismatic spray on the words the three of them are very much would yes uh if there's anything in a 60 foot range of that cone they would get hit by two yeah this is this is going to be all three of them uh nobody else just the three zarkiras because it is two similar two zarkiras semilacrums and then quill this is the the real Zarkira. She stands a little bit taller than
Starting point is 01:08:46 the rest of them. You can see that there is something about her eyes that the other simulacrums don't have. There is a power, there is something about her which signifies her as superior. She has the simulacrum's bladed wings, you don't
Starting point is 01:09:02 look like they could actually fly or work. The ones on the real Zarkira stretch and almost flex like they're organic with her. As they appear, I'm going to roll here because Zarkira's pretty smart and she's very talented magically, but teleporting in would... Like, Lucius's prismatic spray is going off
Starting point is 01:09:22 as soon as they appear. I'm going gonna roll and give it a 50 50 whether or not she has enough time to try and react to it um 23 so i think that as she appears um they see this swirling pattern of of of uh color as you begin to fire out towards them lucius uh one of the simulacrums is like no and then she holds up her hand and she's going to attempt to counter spell it but uh this one has to roll it does not have a seventh level spell slot to use okay 18 uh which is enough so the prismatic spray as you fire it out the simulacrum waves its hand and you watch as the
Starting point is 01:10:06 the colors get scattered around the room instead fading into nothing um uh yeah that's came down to a dice roll uh they arrive on the turn they don't get a turn because they teleported on their turn soill, it is your go. Shit. I mean, oh god, they're going to try it, but I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to use Plane Shift on the Wayfinder's Guide
Starting point is 01:10:35 to take us back to Horizon. Don't. Don't. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Zarkira. The real Zarkira casts Counterspell at 9th level.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Is anybody doing anything? Got nothing. Got nothing. Level? What can we do? You can always attempt it. So you can cast it. If you cast Counterspell at a lower level, it's a roll. It becomes like a d20 plus the ability modifier. Sure, I'll try a 5th level
Starting point is 01:11:17 Counterspell. Sure. Sure, go for it. Roll d20 plus Charisma. You also see Valor is going to attempt to counterspell it that is an 11 plus your charisma modifier so what's your charisma
Starting point is 01:11:33 modifier 5 so oh that's with the charisma modifier good fucking god valor rolls a 15 plus 5 for 20. You watch Lucius, you try to spell the magic. It's like Zarkira tries to interrupt
Starting point is 01:11:53 the plane shift. Zarkira reaches out and you see her smile. She just bats away your magic, Lucius. And she just smiles, just like this will be an excellent prize for my new friend and she looks at quill when she says that and you see but as she goes to reach out and grab the magic these like purple bits of energy grip
Starting point is 01:12:15 onto the outer edges of the plane shift almost like covering you all in a bird cage and Zarkir like frowns looking down to see little Vala in the middle of you all just not this time you snake bitch and then she breaks it and the plane shifts all of you vanish oh my god
Starting point is 01:12:39 back where Quill? Horizon we're back in Horizon with a great crack of magic Back where, Quill? Horizon. We're back in Horizon. Horizon. With a great crack of magic. You guys appear back on Horizon. And that's where we're going to end today's episode. Yes! Oh my god!
Starting point is 01:12:57 The most powerful person ever! I can't believe I rolled that 15. I fucking clutch. It was like, because Tom didn't even have Portents left. It was literally pure dice. Oh, but Tom's Portents were so well used. A truck could have rolled a 14 or 15 and got that as well.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Could have done a lot of fucking dice there. Dude, yeah. This is a problem. Going against a lot of spellcasters. That was awful. That was terrible. Those bad times. But you did it.
Starting point is 01:13:32 We got away. It's a team effort. Yeah. We did it. One question from me. Would have anything have happened to the ship as Tassadar left the engine room? Surprisingly, no. Surprisingly, no. to the ship as tassadar like let like left the engine room surprisingly no surprisingly no um so you're not sure again you can ask him next episode but you're not sure if like uh tassadar
Starting point is 01:13:54 leaving it doesn't look like the ship is entirely powered by the by tassadar like there was definitely he was in control of a lot of things but didn didn't seem to be the sole source of everything going on. It was definitely a case of, unlike when you saw Nightfrost, who they were clearly leeching power from, this was more like Tassadar was just managing the Tassadar. He was managing the ship rather than actually being the entire power for it. It seemed to be a much more equal relationship with Tassadar in this warship.
Starting point is 01:14:29 Okay. Man, we are going to have to have some words with Valor about her language. Aayla is going to encourage that. She's like, yes, Valor! Yeah, there's a ton of stuff. Like the other simulacrum doesn't have counterspell prepared because the simulacrums are built for specific things so one one simulacrum didn't have counter spells so there
Starting point is 01:14:50 was only the two potentials there for it um they had other nasty spells if they'd gotten another turn in and stuff like that but yeah it was uh yeah that was a close one and uh if they got a turn in they could have really hurt us a lot well quill with the the spell breaker on the mass suggestion as well like that was a that was a game changer ayla basically killing that ice devil i mean you put that ice devil at half health in one turn like two turns it was just like half health and that's very lucky damage it puts out a ton of damage it's a lot of damage it did a lot to lucius jesus christ yeah and then also imagine if bludgeoning yeah exactly and it smacked lucius around imagine if
Starting point is 01:15:31 century had actually got some hits like riannon's dice were just like no not today this isn't your day friend this is not your day poor poor chris trot just the the it was the sufferer of too many counter spells. Going against a high magic enemy is always going to be tough when you don't have other people to kind of back you up on the counter spells. Because normally Quill can be there to be like, no. But man, finally, Vala, since episode 26, is back on her own. Oh, I just remembered. She's going to see Arvel. She's going to get to see Arvel.
Starting point is 01:16:09 Yep, Arvel's there as well. Crying. I am living for the next episode. Thanks, D&D Beyond. Thank you, NordVPN. Our two sponsors, don't forget to check out both D&D Beyond and the links below and the NordVPN.
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