High Rollers DnD - High Rollers: Aerois #59 | Call of the Storm (Part 2)

Episode Date: February 6, 2020

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Starting point is 00:01:13 Oh, he's sliding down. Yeah, sliding down the best. That's pretty cool. Nova currently has the slow spell up. Where is Nova? I'm right at the back. Did you move there? No, I was always there.
Starting point is 00:01:24 That was always where you were. I was always lucky to hit. He will use, say you went 5, 10, so that's what, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Bonus action disengage. Here we go. Bastard. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Can't take an action because that's his action to dash,
Starting point is 00:01:44 so it was move, bonus action, dash. But he's coming. He's looking for Nova. Ah, yes. And actually, as he's moving towards Nova, he's just like, ah, the air ganassi. Ah! Well, of course he knows shit.
Starting point is 00:02:01 God, I'm getting real complex, guys. Lucius. I am going to... You have a big robot on your face. Disengage. Okay, so that's your action. And go up to... So you basically go running.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Five, ten, fifteen... Get them! Get them! So that's 30 feet puts you here. Yeah, so that's mine. Okay. These wolf pack members probably are actually kind of back here as well.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Okay. That's your whole turn? Nova. It's disengaged. It is, yeah. No bonus actions. This shadowy figure with his weird knife. Well, that is a nice thinking sound.
Starting point is 00:02:40 That's sounding great. That podcast. After Nova, it will be the Skiff And then it is Aayla and Quill Just to quickly check Because I've got slow up and I'm concentrating on I can't cast another spell You can if it's a concentration spell
Starting point is 00:02:54 The slow effect goes away If it's not a concentration You can cast it Hey Blight's not a concentration spell Nope Do it Do it cast it. Hey, blight's not a concentration spell. Nope. It's a one-off. Do it. Do it, do it.
Starting point is 00:03:10 You're the best. Are the boys, the slow boys, are they 60 feet away from you? Slow boys? Yeah, 60 foot. Let's find out. They are five... So you're basically You are actually 5
Starting point is 00:03:27 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45
Starting point is 00:03:31 50 55 60 This guy is in range But he got out of the slow It's this guy And this guy Who are currently slowed
Starting point is 00:03:40 30 foot range of movement Remember if you move Out of assassinos assassino he's nowhere near me if you move into his strength range and then out he still gets a walk no no no no
Starting point is 00:03:54 um can I move this way diagonally towards me so like that 5, 10 wait hold on a minute does that put me within 60 to get these guys
Starting point is 00:04:11 it should do you've moved 10 feet forwards then can I cast create bonfire it's 5 foot anyway so it's not really going to it's only going to touch one do you know what forget that can you keep moving me back back towards Lucia's yeah so you go so you go five five ten fifteen twenty and then two Eldritch Blasts on yeah, the Assassin. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Let's go for the Assassin. Sure. Let's see. What is my life? Where is it? There it is. Pain and misery. One is an 18 and the other one is a
Starting point is 00:04:59 23. The 18 and 23 will both hit. And I will potentially use my uncanny dodge on one of these if it does a lot of damage. Four and a five. Nah, I'll take it. Eight.
Starting point is 00:05:17 I mean, do I know you? You know me, I don't know you. As you're running up the stairs. He doesn't say anything back. After Nova, it is Skiff's go. They take a bunch of damage. Yay!
Starting point is 00:05:31 They're on fire. Not too much, but you can see this fire is beginning to spread, and it's kind of erratically flying. The captain will try and repair it, so he's not going to focus on flying this turn. He fails. But the two ballista are still going to take their shot at the helm
Starting point is 00:05:47 on the storm chaser. That is a 16 on one of them. Does that hit on the storm chaser? So which part? Helm. 16, yep, exactly. Their ballistas pretty much look to be the same as yours, just a little bit smaller.
Starting point is 00:06:03 So that's going to be 15 points of damage to the helm, which I believe is enough. It passes the damage threshold, but not enough to cause a mishap. So it's just 15 HP off the helm. So one of these bolts smashes through, nearly cutting through Nova, but smashing into the helm wheel, and the ride's like, ah, fuck! Like kicking its
Starting point is 00:06:19 big spear, sticking through it. That's a Skitsco Aayla. Hello! Hello! Can I hit this big spear sticking through it. That's a skips go. Ayla. Hello. I'm going to hit the, can I hit this robot thing? Yeah. Can I intentionally aim to hit the pylons that are on?
Starting point is 00:06:37 So you want to try and aim for these pylons? I want to aim for the pylons. You can. Yeah. You'll basically need to get it. Like if you get a crit, you'll hit the pylons. Cause it's like, it's moving us away.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Because this is a problem with D&D. There's no good way to do called shots for weaknesses. You can do that. Nope. Probably won't even hit with this, to be honest. It does look pretty armored. 12 was the highest I got. 12 doesn't hit.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Nope. Both armors are just like... Off its metal plating as these attacks smash. By trying to aim for the pylons, it kind of manages to get its weapons and things in the way, deflecting you. Quill? Before my turn starts, and while I still
Starting point is 00:07:12 aid this turn, can I do an off-turn shout at Ayla? I mean, sure. Could I try and tell her to move out of the way? Actually, she'll take a hit from that. That should have been on your last hit. If I move out of his go, then I'll take a hit. I can't.
Starting point is 00:07:26 So I think I'm actually... Just back hit one here. I think I'm in between squares there. I want to do a Thunder Wave. It's not lightning damage. It's a 15-foot wide cube, so I actually don't think that hits. 15-foot wide cube.
Starting point is 00:07:42 You could do that, yeah. You could do it in a different... No, you can hit it. I want to Thunder Wave, push him 10 feet away wide. You could do that, yeah. You could do it in a different... No, you can hit it. I want to Thunder Wave, push him 10 feet away from me. If it works, yeah. Well, I'm 14, isn't it? Okay. So it's a con 13 save.
Starting point is 00:07:54 He rolls a 6. Okay. Gets a 9. Perfect. He moves 10 feet away. Yeah. And takes a load of damage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:02 He'll take half damage because he's resistance to thunder. And it just hovers over the side of the ship. It can't fly! You heard that! I thought it was still flying. I thought it was like a one-time booster jet thing. No. Nope. It's little rockets keep it aloft. Bah! Well, I still do damage to it. And it just kind of like floats
Starting point is 00:08:19 off the side. It does still take 2d8 damage. Yep. Halfed because it's resistant. You should have heard Tom out there. I'm going to knock it over. I've got the best plan. I didn't think his boosters were still going. It takes 7 damage. That's a fly speed. 7? Is that halved already? No. So it takes 3.
Starting point is 00:08:36 That was awful. So you kind of like and you see it just kind of rumbles, vibrates a bit, and it gets pushed off, but as it goes to 4, you just hear these little jets on its feet, like... Target engaged, and its little rotary gun begins spinning up. Would it fall,
Starting point is 00:08:56 though, partially, until its turn when it can catch itself? Just as a... It's got a fly speed, so no, it just kind of... It's always on. Fly speed is just... It engages, I would say. It's just good. A flying creature can't fall, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:09:12 So, Quill, that's your go entirely. Yes? Yeah, I'll stay there. Sentry. Nope, sorry. Foot soldiers first. So this boy who got out of the slow... Oh, Johan.
Starting point is 00:09:25 It's coming after Johan this guy where would you go up front I stood in front of you dude half oh it's not
Starting point is 00:09:32 it's just really messed up so 5, 10 if he gets to there it's like come back here but he speaks like a tiny bit
Starting point is 00:09:40 but one of them comes towards Johan and is just like ah yes the sorcerer you're the ones Arcea has sent us tiny bit. But one of them comes towards Johan and is just like Ah, yes. The sorcerer. You're the one Zarkiris sent us to finish off. This is really bad.
Starting point is 00:09:51 No, it's not. Ten is the highest to hit. Nope. Oh, no. You kind of dock to the side. Oh, yeah, no, but I mean. As they swipe at you with a tank. When the tanks stand in front of them to protect him and he goes la la la la la I had a big move planned and then I entered a
Starting point is 00:10:08 I forgot about it so Sentry comes stomping up next to Johan yep I'm just going to raise up my new weapon the majesty's rose ready to go swipe twice at him okay perfect make your attack
Starting point is 00:10:24 so first one 19 plus 8 That's going to hit And the second one, 12 plus 8, 20 Both hit And I'm going to Divine Smite one of them as well It's a new weapon So, regular damage, 1d8 plus 5 That's a d10 as well
Starting point is 00:10:41 That's an 8 So that's the normal damage yeah okay and then second level divine smite so it'll be two extra d8 on that one because he's not undead so that'll be the first level divine smite yeah uh second level oh so that's 3d thanks it's an extra d8 if it's level. Okay. Yasuo. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. Is that all of it including the base damage or is that just the Divine Smite? That's just the Divine Smite.
Starting point is 00:11:14 So that's 3d8. Another 17. Damn. I've got to work this out now. Okay. Yeah, that nearly finishes him off. You kind of slice at him twice. Did you roll the damage to the second attack yet? No.
Starting point is 00:11:28 No. That was one attack. That was divine. A 3d8 divine smite. Jeez. So the second one is a d8. Still going. So that's five.
Starting point is 00:11:35 That's another nine. Another nine. Oh, wait, that's ten. Ten? You kill him. 27, yeah. Yeah! You kind of go off. One blow, you just knock the weapon out of his hand,
Starting point is 00:11:44 a deep gash through his armour, like, and then Her Majesty's Road, like, this beautiful blade. You didn't have the D4 for those damages as well, remember? It's D4 in every attack with Her Majesty's Road as well. Jesus! Even more damage. It would have been another three and then another seven damage. So 34.
Starting point is 00:12:00 So the thorns of the sword kind of come out and you just tear into his flesh as the blade finishes him off I'm off the boat, bye Yeah, so Her Majesty's Roar just comes in and just cuts this guy to ribbons basically as you strike at him
Starting point is 00:12:16 He really didn't do a lot Okay, after Sentry Johan, now it's Johan's go Oh, your other boy can make a wisdom saving throw we'll make it 16 okay i'm gonna know that essentially thank you and then i'm going to like um have a little bit of raindrop from my hand as my palm and like look over the ship and raise up and gonna have water raise up from the side of the ship
Starting point is 00:12:46 and I'm going to cast Tidal Wave and align hitting the three of them. Hitting these three? Yeah. Oh, nice. What's the readout for us? You can't drop a wave of water that crashes down in an area within range.
Starting point is 00:12:58 It's 30 feet long, up to 10 feet wide and up to 10 feet tall. So 10, and it's 30 feet long you said? Yeah. 10, 15, 20, 25. Yeah, you can hit all three of those guys. Yeah, absolutely. So I'm going to cast that at 4th level. What kind of saving throw? It is a dexterity saving
Starting point is 00:13:15 throw. Minus 2 for one of the marksmen and one of the footmen. Alright, well the footman fails. The marksman who is slowed gets minus 2. That he fails, that's a natural 1. The marksman who is slowed gets minus two. He fails. That's a natural one. The marksman who doesn't have anything is a 16. 16.
Starting point is 00:13:29 What's my spell save DC? Spell save DC. Spell save DC. 15. So he does succeed on that. He does succeed. So the guy in the middle succeeds, but the other two are going to take full damage. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And then damage? It's a 4d8 budgeoning and knocked prone on a fail. And on a success, it takes half as much damage and isn't knocked prone. Okay, so these guys are on the verge. Cool. 48 damage. So you watch as this kind of, like, swirling kind of column of water raises up from, like, deep the ocean down,
Starting point is 00:13:58 and then it just comes crashing down onto the ship and blaps these guys. So roll two, and it's at 8 damage. It's a d6, not d8. Oh, my bad. Did you say d8? I'm rolling d6s. Hold on. I need some d8s. Thank you. We've got another one there if you need one. We'll roll these. I'm going to empower this.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Okay, so you're going to spend a sorcery point so you can reroll. Crikey. That's a couple of ones. Six, eight, and then two ones. I'm guessing you're going to reroll basically all of them. Crikey. So that's a couple of ones. There's a six, eight, and then two ones. I'm guessing you're going to reroll those. Yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Oh, bother. Oh, he's dying to go on everyone. He's just like, I've never seen a man just... And a five. Okay. So eight, six, five, one. That's a four. Oh, is that a four?
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah. Oh, nice. Okay. So 10, 18, 23 points of damage. Oh, that's just 23 Nice, okay. So, ten, eighteen, twenty-three points of damage. Nice. Mr. Twenty-three over here. Done twenty-three with my shock and grasp as well. Thank you. So, this foot soldier is, not only
Starting point is 00:14:54 is he, like, knocked prone, he's nearly swept off the side, and the force, you can see it buckles most of his armor on him. You just hear this like, ahhh, like he's barely hanging on. He's like, ahhh, like barely hanging on he's like like crawling to try and stand up and with
Starting point is 00:15:07 tempestuous magic he's gonna like fly back a little bit like oh no okay so you kind of like watch Johan kind of lift up in the air
Starting point is 00:15:15 and push himself back okay with my movement as well I think I'll also just like back up next to Quill hey
Starting point is 00:15:22 okay yeah and then that's that's my turn man storm sorcerer is cool storm sorcerer is pretty cool okay will just back up next to Quill. Hey! Okay. Yeah, and then that's my turn. Man, Storm Sorcerer is cool. Storm Sorcerer is pretty cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Oh, perfect. You're backed up next to Quill. Yeah, you're just in line for the attack that he's about to do on Quill. You watch as the giant golem, its force gatling, spins up. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Can I shield it?
Starting point is 00:15:43 Maybe. Let's find out. It does this twice. I'm guessing this is only hitting me if it's... 20 to hit you. And shield gives plus five, right? Does. How many times is it attacking?
Starting point is 00:15:54 I don't care. I don't care. I'm shielding it. Okay. What's your AC? 21. So the first attack misses. Johanna, I need you to make a dexterity saving throw.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Oh, I'm good at them. Not. But my shield's big. It's Johanna's time. It protects you. Oh, I need you to make a dexterity saving throw. Oh, I'm good at them, not. But my shield's big. It's Johanna's time. It protects you! It'll be a nine plus two, so 11. 11 points. So as these,
Starting point is 00:16:17 you can see these bolts of purple energy are spinning out of its cannon. Quill, you kind of deflect it and it bounces around you. But the spray is so much that little gaps between your bubble around you, it's striking Johan as it goes who doesn't manage to quite duck out of the way. That's 11.
Starting point is 00:16:34 19 points of force damage. Oh my god! You're on one. You're on one. He's on one. And then you watch as the golem does seem to take some damage when it does this, like its systems kind of like overload a little bit. That's another six points of damage
Starting point is 00:16:50 to it. And then it does it again. Quill. That is a that's a 20 again, like bang on. So it ignores you. Johan, make a deck saving throw. This is bad. Oh, he's failed again. He's out. Fuck. I'm down.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Johan. 12 points of fall damage. You've just moved into the line of danger literally every turn. Every single, like, yeah. I make into bad moves. So you kind of, like,
Starting point is 00:17:13 try and dodge to the side. You leap to one side of Quill. You get sprayed with these bullets. You think, I'll leap to the other side not expecting its just barrage of fire
Starting point is 00:17:20 to continue as it guns you down. I'm down in a minute. You're in the perfect place. You're next to the healer. That's true. That's me. What's a healer?
Starting point is 00:17:27 What's that? We don't have one. Well, I heal people who see me in their vision. Exclusively. Wait. What about people who forgot to tell you that they saw you in a vision? Oh, yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Wait. Why do we not have that prepared? I'm so confused. The one who is not slowed is going to take two shots at Ayla. These are the two marksmen. He flies twice at Ayla. That's a 21 to hit and a natural 20 on the other one. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Oh, God. These bullets seem to be very strong. Where's my D12, Bob? It's d12. What kind of damage is that? This is piercing damage, so you will half-fix. You're raging. So the first hit was a 21.
Starting point is 00:18:15 That hit you as well, I'm guessing. So the first hit was 7, half, 2, 3. And then the next one is 12 plus... That's 9, 21, 25. Half to 12. So... From this force rifle. And then the one at the top of the stairs who's still currently slow
Starting point is 00:18:34 takes one shot at sentry for a 23. Yeah, that hits. For a seven points of piercing damage. Okay, okay. Wisdom. Bam, bam, and then he makes a wisdom save. Throw against the slow. Thank you, Kim. That is a 17. Yep, he's out. He's finally out of piercing damage. Okay, okay. Wisdom. Bam, bam, and then he makes a wisdom saving throw against the slow. Thank you, Kim.
Starting point is 00:18:45 That is a 17. Yep, he's out. He's finally out of the slow. The marksman out, so it's just one foot soldier. Just a foot soldier. I don't want to be a quill or a tom, but does Johan have to make an injury check?
Starting point is 00:18:56 Johan does have to make an injury check. Uh-oh. So this is a constitution saving throw. I'm so proud of you. And you took 16, you put 12 points of damage, so the DC's 10. Okay, DC 10, con save.
Starting point is 00:19:09 What is your con plus three? Okay. No, con save. Con save. Oh, good. Plus six. Oh, 14. 14.
Starting point is 00:19:17 You're okay. Thank God you saw that. Yeah, it's a plus six. I was looking at proficiency and not my saving throws. Yeah. Thank God. Oof. So you watch as the bullet, you get sprayed down, I was looking at proficiency and not my saving force. Thank God. So you watch as the bullet, you get sprayed down, not down,
Starting point is 00:19:30 but you don't seem to see any lasting injuries on him just yet. But excellent quilling. Excellent quilling. Hey, Tom, can I have an inspiration? From me? Absolutely. So, Araya positions the storm chaser. The giant dragon flying towards us. Araya manages the storm chaser. There's a giant dragon flying towards us.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Araya manages to position the storm chaser now behind the tiny skiff as it's spewing flames. The captain really unable to control it. Araya brings it in, kind of Darth Vader focusing on Luke Skywalker as the two ballista hone in. They have advantage on the shot now. Oh! Which is going to cause both of them to hit. This is 3d10 from each shot.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Wow! So Penny does 11, 17 points of damage. Not enough to cause a misstep. Lansian deals 19 points of damage. But it's enough not enough to cause a misanthro. Lansian deals 19 points of damage
Starting point is 00:20:28 but it's enough that the helm just shatters and you begin to see the ship just begins careening out of control and it's pointed down into the ocean. Holy shit. They're gonna have to fix that if they want to pull it up. They begin sailing away.
Starting point is 00:20:43 It's nice to see Lansian getting up in that. No, it was one-armed. We jump back up to the top. Le assassin. Assassin. Here he comes. Assassin. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Oh, no. Oh, actually, the wolf pack also would have gotten to go. They haven't gotten at all. Well, they've been firing longbows, but weapons don't really do a lot against a skiff. But now that the skiff is kind of being pulled away, they probably would try and... Well, they look at Lucius.
Starting point is 00:21:14 I think that they're going to hold their action until they're given an order. They're like, Captain, what do we do? Did you say to Lansing to give orders? No. You told him to go to... Never mind. Literally nothing. Well, also, these guys aren't... They're not meant to deal with borders.
Starting point is 00:21:29 They're meant to really do longbow shots and stuff. But if the captain orders them to engage, they'll engage. That's their job. So the assassin... You didn't attack recklessly last turn, did you? Nope. Are the ballistas out, you say.
Starting point is 00:21:46 They need to be reloaded. No, no, your ballista's fine. Ballista at the front. Yeah. But the other skiff is now... What kind of turn angle does this ballista have? It can't turn back on the ship. They can fire at other ships, but they can't fire inwards.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah. That'd be silly, crazy. You'd wreck your own ship. You'd wreck your own ship. You'd wreck your own ship. Yeah, you would. Squishy humans in front of the bolt. There's more than a mech that's floating off the ground. He is going to move, take cover behind the main mast and attempt to hide.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Who's Red Boy? It's the mask. That's lookout up in the crow's nest, basically. That is going to be... Drop something on him. 19... That's 26. that is going to be 26 which I believe is above everybody's passive perception yep
Starting point is 00:22:31 it's above mine he's doing something beyond my reach very rare and then he will lean out and with a hand crossbow shoot quill oh cute I still got my shield. You have. Does it help you against
Starting point is 00:22:48 a 25 to hit? No. No it doesn't. No. That's fine. A bolt streaks from nowhere as a sneak attack and deals. Not a lot of damage. That's a lot of ones, Mark.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Oh, shit. No. a lot of damage. That's a lot of ones, Mark. No. 13 points of damage. Cool. With a 4d6 sneak attack. Fair enough. You kind of clipped in the back as you see him kind of leaning out from behind the mast, having hidden his direct target. Yeah. It scares me when I
Starting point is 00:23:20 can't see something. Yeah. I don't like that. He's pretty good at it. After him it goes to Lucius. Lucius. I'm going to cast Acid Splash on the mech and I'm going to use a sorcery point to twin it. So it goes to the next closest boy. Which I think is the closest would be this guy's about here the assassin 25 10 15 20 20 it's this guy they found guy okay so you have advantage because he's prone well it's a tech saving throw so he's a foot yeah say minus two on well oh they both fail
Starting point is 00:24:05 okay they both fail there's no denying it one wow oh is this acid splash yeah acid splash you don't
Starting point is 00:24:13 need to spend sorcery points to twin I thought this was melf's acid arrow no I'm doing acid splash yeah it's a cantrip
Starting point is 00:24:19 yeah you spend one sorcery point it's two at level one but acid splash already hits to if you're within five feet of each other. Okay, I see. So they just take one point of acid damage.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Is that it? And it's only 1d6? You know, it should be 2d6. You're fifth level now. Yeah, you're right. Six. Six points of damage. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Dicomancy! Let's counter it. I've told you this a million times. However, it is enough that this one foot soldier on the ground who has been knocked over, his armour has been crumpled on him, is then coated in acid. You just hear,
Starting point is 00:24:53 he rolls off the side of the ship. He's still alive. He's still alive. He lands in the water. He falls in slow motion. He falls in slow motion. He falls in slow motion. He is in pain in
Starting point is 00:25:07 slow motion. And then he dies. In slow motion. Yeah. After Lucius, Nova. Okay. Well, I no longer
Starting point is 00:25:18 have a slow spell. That's fine, though. I'm going to go for Ye Olde Faithful Eldritch Blast on the remaining... This guy up here. This guy? The marksman?
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yeah, this marksman dude. Yeah, the marksmen so far haven't actually really been damaged. One is a 15, one is a 19, plus 8 on both. 23, 27. I'm going to fucking smash him. Yeah, that's a reckon. Are you targeting one individually or both on this guy? Just both on that guy.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah, sure. Six, seven, eight points of damage. Eight points of damage. The first time he's kind of struck in the shoulder, he's like, ah, looking, kind of trying to seize up the situation. The assassin and the mech are still alive, so he's not quite lost his,
Starting point is 00:26:01 he thinks that there's still a chance. After Nova, we go to, the skiff is fucked off. So Ayla I Think that that Mac isn't okay He's floating. I think he's still in whacking range if you go right to the edge. Yes That sounds like a trap I'm gonna go to this dude. dude okay so you march up on it and he's also he's holding a rifle right so he's right you can't do anything Second one is a 23. Hits. 11 points of damage with the hammer.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Can you make a dex save? 5, 10, 15, 20. I don't need to. The lightning hits him, and as it arcs out, it curves up and goes into the golden spines. This field seems to just be absorbing lightning energy around it. Ah, dang. As you go to strike it, it's like...
Starting point is 00:27:11 So that's what we need. Unfortunately, that's where it went. That's the two poles that are holding onto. Oh, wait. The entire lightning spell just went into that. Oh, damn, so I didn't even hit those guys. Okay, cool. Nope, sadly not. That's why they haven't been injured yet.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah. After Ayla it is Quill. Can I move around the back of this guy here? Sure you may. I'm still in his range. You're up next after the... Nice, nice, nice. Actually they're dead so you're up next.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Okay. They're both dead. So I took 13 damage. I have concentration. How much do I need to roll for that? DC 10, because it's half the damage. Sure. Or 10, whatever's higher. 12. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:50 So I've still got my... Beacon of Hope. Beacon of Hope. What does that do? I will do... Beacon of Hope gives full healing. Hey, Johan, I'm going to do a Cure Wounds. 48 plus 4, you get all of it baby 16
Starting point is 00:28:05 32 36 hit points yeah 36 HP so you just do type in the number in there and then add that's a big heal type the number so you are now conscious
Starting point is 00:28:22 that's your action can I use my wand of Magic Mist as well? Push, push, push. Push, push. It should be an action to you. That's 57. Oh, apply. There we go.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Bam. I did it wrong. I'm done. Thank you. Sentry. That was a good heal, buddy. Can I? Big heal.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Misty step onto the boy. Oh my god. Give him two slashes and then jump off as an action. Fuck yeah, you can. Yeah. Oh my god Give him two slashes And then jump off As an action 20 Fuck yeah you can Yeah Oh my gosh Right There's a couple of things
Starting point is 00:28:49 You're gonna have to do here though Right Because you are gonna Have to try and keep your balance Yeah So make the two attacks And then we'll have you Make an acrobatics check
Starting point is 00:28:57 To see Uh oh If you can basically Keep balance before you fall off Cool beans So Two attacks This is how she does 7 plus 8 15 basically keep balance before you fall off cool beans so two attacks seven plus eight
Starting point is 00:29:07 fifteen fifteen for the first one just not enough you try and drive the blade down in but it's armour kind of like deflects the blade
Starting point is 00:29:15 second attack can I add a d no I can't add the d4 to that one can I form my driven to purpose you tell me what's it saying
Starting point is 00:29:22 as a reaction before you know the outcome you can add one d4 to a single ability check Driven to purpose. You tell me. What's it say? As a reaction, before you know the outcome, you can add one d4 to a single ability check, saving throw or attack roll you make. There you go. It's an attack roll. Before you know the result. Oh, before you know the result. You should have used it, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:36 We know that. Yes, you can use it. You sure? Yeah. Okay. I don't mind. But for next time. So that's a five.
Starting point is 00:29:42 That's a d8. That's a d4. Oh, my God. Why am I picking up the wrong dice today? That's a one. Do you know what? That's just what you needed. It was one point off.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Sixteen. Sixteen just drives through. Feeling that need to protect that purpose you've been created. You jam Her Majesty's Rose down. That's the first attack. Second one. Thirteen plus eight. Oh, that's going to hit.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Both hit. She attacked. So then d8 plus four for the first one. I want to add Divine Smite to this one. Plus five, don't forget, because it's right in the neck. So that's D4. So D8 plus 5 for Her Majesty's Road. So that's 10.
Starting point is 00:30:12 And then Divine Smite. Divine Smite. This is Team Storm. Team Storm over here. This is our first level. Yeah. So 7, 11. So it'll be 10 from there.
Starting point is 00:30:22 17. 19. 19. And then the D4 19 and then a d4 and then the d4 for the yep for the thought 2 for that one
Starting point is 00:30:29 so 21 21 for the first one the what sorry? if I was to and then the second one is just regular d8 plus 5 so that's 7
Starting point is 00:30:37 add the d4 I was thinking that as well 8 8 more points damn nice how much damage? um
Starting point is 00:30:44 in total about 30 something alright divine spite points. Damn. How much damage? In total, about 30-something. Divine Spite. It's going to add a lot of damage. The golem is... You can see sparks coming out of it. It's kind of stuttering around. Now make an acrobatics check.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Oh, God. Eight plus nothing. That's a whole lot of damage. Sentry begins falling Through the air You kind of stumble and you strike the final blow But the golem lurches to the side
Starting point is 00:31:16 In reaction and you are just thrown off Fuck You do have a feather fall right? She doesn't have it Make a dexterity semi-throw for me You know this would be interesting She does have a feather fall right? She doesn't have it Make a dexterity semi throw for me What? I don't have any tokens You know this would be Oh wait who?
Starting point is 00:31:27 She does have a feather fall token Does she? If it's not in her inventory That's 12, 13, 14 I also No I realised that the acrobatics check Would have been for that anyway I was going to see if you could grab the robot
Starting point is 00:31:36 But that's really what the acrobatics check is So So yeah Century is falling Do you have a feather fall token on you? I'm pretty sure I gave you. No, because I had three. I used one, I gave you one,
Starting point is 00:31:50 and then I used the other one. I have one in my inventory. Just mark it off. So as you begin falling, Century's form. Oh yeah, it was because she was unconscious. That's now gone, so delete that off. You're just falling slowly. About 60 feet around.
Starting point is 00:32:04 This keeps happening to you. Can you stop? It was rad as hell. That was pretty cool. That was centuries ago. We got no waterfalls, by the way, because we couldn't buy any at Imixan. Nope. Johan, you're alive but on the floor.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah. It's half your movement to stand up. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so i'm standing you're still standing i'm gonna try something risky sure yes join the risk club risk club okay so five ten fifteen action dash yeah and i do it, do it and I'm going to try and jump to sentry
Starting point is 00:32:47 okay, you mean you just jump off I'm going to try jump to sentry and grab on right, as you jump past you are technically leaving the golem's threatened area it's going to get a swipe at you that's okie dokie she's falling very slowly yeah, 23 to hit you
Starting point is 00:33:04 she's fine it's done now, guys. I'm sure. 23, that will hit. Or hit. I just like taking risks. Fine. That's going to be 13.
Starting point is 00:33:13 She's fine, though. Not that I know. Whee! Not that I know. Oh, yeah, actually. He wouldn't know. He doesn't know. 22 points of damage.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yay! As the golem smashes you as you fly down it's like he's trying to die you crumple you fly down and yeah like sentry's falling catch me
Starting point is 00:33:31 fairly slowly it's not hard to just grab onto her and I'm assuming sentry if you see Johan you grab onto him as well so the combined weight
Starting point is 00:33:38 the featherful token's designed for one creature you begin falling faster but not fast enough to potentially be lethal but it is faster than the 60-foot descent rate. I'm taking down two creatures, one token. I kind of look at Central and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:33:51 oh, you're falling really slowly. Yeah, I had a Feather Fall token. But now I'm falling a little bit faster. Don't worry. I've got this. And then that's the end of it. Clearly you do. Clearly you do got this, but...
Starting point is 00:34:03 He's trying to die. Man, my vision was very wrong. I'm really trying to die. You are actually trying to die. Like, you can forget about that vision if you have to die. The golem flies overhead and lands behind Nova and Lucius.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Oh, shit. I just saw sentry fall. One punch each. Punch, punch. One punch. Nova, that's 13 plus 7ry fall. One punch each. Punch, punch. One punch. Nova, that's 13 plus 7. 20. Yeah. Lucius, 18 plus 7. 25.
Starting point is 00:34:31 25. Nova, you are taking 4, 8. Oh, you made the face! 21 points of damage. Do you have any resistance to force or bludgeoning damage? No. Lucius, Do you have any resistance to force or bludgeoning damage? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Lucius, do you have any resistance to force or bludgeoning damage? Force or blah, blah, blah. No. I'll just roll it all together then. I'm a scientist. I'm resistant to science. 20 points of damage. To me?
Starting point is 00:34:58 It slams into both of you, and you can see it's crackling and acting erratically, just lashing out at creatures it can see under 10 after the pylon golem's turn the two marksmen
Starting point is 00:35:12 this guy facing Aayla is like fuck slow boy who is still slow no oh he saved out
Starting point is 00:35:21 this one yeah they all saved out and the one the last one fell over the side streaming. Oh, okay. This guy is going to disengage and run. Fuck you. Wimp!
Starting point is 00:35:31 You coward! You can catch up to him because he's only a normal human, and he doesn't know that. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. Oh, no, he just goes 30, so he goes to there. This guy looks down at you and shoots twice, and he's going to use his marksman's eye to give him a bonus to damage if he hits. Does a 18 hit?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Yes. That's the only one that does. Perfect. I don't know how much marksman's eye I have. Quite a lot. Quite a lot. When I roll like that. 24.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Hard to 12. Nice. God, you take so much damage. Barbarians, dude. That I roll like that. 24. Hard to 12. Nice. God, you take so much damage. Barbarians, dude. That's what they do. You've got the most health and all of it is hard. Triple digits, baby.
Starting point is 00:36:13 On the top of the round. Not all of it. Mr. Sneaky. I forgot about him. Oh, I forgot he was even there. I forgot he existed. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:36:21 He fell down the stairs. Oh, no. He fell down the stairs. He's me, Mr. Sneaky. However, the two wolf pack will, like, they've been, no. He fell down the stairs. Oh, no. He fell down the stairs. He's me, Mr. Sneak. However, the two wolfpack will, like, they've been, like, trying to track it and kind of not sure what to do. A wolfpack does get a swiper as he runs past.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Eight, he misses. He's like, I'll get him, Captain! The guy just, like, slides under it, Prince of Persia style, leaps up the stairs. He tried. He tried. Out of the two of you, who seems to be... You look heavily wounded and bleeding, right?
Starting point is 00:36:48 But you don't. No. Okay, you, he's going to try... That's the sneak attack. It goes for you. He makes three attacks, actually. So two against you, one against Lucius. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:36:57 That is a 17 to hit Nova. Yeet. And a... Oh, and a 10 to hit Nova. Yeet. So the first one hits, and it will be a sneak attack because he has an ally within range. Lucius, that is only a 13.
Starting point is 00:37:09 It is. Does it really? What? AC12. Why not use the barrier ring? Damn. I could use it as a bonus action, yeah. Can you use it as a reaction?
Starting point is 00:37:19 Not as a reaction. Use it on his turn. I want my barrier ring back. Lucius, you take six points of damage. All right. Have you got, like, seven hit points? No, three. Fucking hell.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Nova, you are going to be taking... What's this? That's going to be 10, 14, 19 points of damage as he slides a blade under your ribs. Cool. a blade on your ribs and then he will look behind see the fate of his marksman and begin thinking about what he's gonna do after him it goes to Lucius in fact okay I'm gonna cast a fourth level armor of Agathys. 20 temp hit points. And anything that hits you takes 20 cold damage.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Correct. And Diacromancy goes off. And Diacromancy. Against? Oh, yeah. I'm going to hit the Assassin. Okay. Please.
Starting point is 00:38:20 For how much? That would be eight, please. Okay. Yep. So the cold ice lance kind of shoots off your body into the golem as you conjure the armor of Angathys. Anything else? Bonus action, barrier ring.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Plus two AC. Thank you. Just centering your hand, just... I've changed my plan like three times. I've changed my plan like 300 times. As you do, just to the party, just jump off a boat, in the middle of the air. It's the high rollers way, to just jump off stuff. It's not, it's the sentry way. It's just sentry.
Starting point is 00:38:56 I didn't even subscribe so. Acrobatics is what I'm good at guys. I don't think you've ever rolled a successful acrobatics test. The jumping back on board would have been fine, it was the keeping your balance on the robot is the problem i just remembered when i jumped off the boat onto a platform and you tried to do the same and just like literally stepped off nova i've changed my mind like three different kinds so hold action i'm going to... I'm going to blight the assassin.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Okay. What saving throw do I have to make? Constitution 16. Well done. That was cocked. Ooh, it's a good job I re-rolled that because that is five. Okay. So, 8d8. Oh, my lord. 8d8 Oh my lord
Starting point is 00:39:45 8d8 That's interesting, can I dodge this? It's a attack that hits them I'd say I can't It's kind of like a, you can't really avoid it It's not a dodgeable thing It's not a dex, I'd say it feels like a lightning bolt I could, but I feel like a blight
Starting point is 00:40:01 Yeah That might be rules Rules by rule I think you can But I'm gonna rule You can't What does that actually say? So it says
Starting point is 00:40:10 Halve the damage that you take From an attack that hits them So the hit to me Means an attack roll Has to be made Rather than a saving throw Yeah But then also I know
Starting point is 00:40:19 That like use it But then I guess invasion Covers deck saving throws So yeah Right I'm gonna say no So am I allowed to throw? Yeah of course you are I was just checking To see if I could halve it That's a lot of dice And I guess invasion covers deck saving throws, so yeah. I'm going to say no. So am I allowed to throw?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Yeah, of course you are. I was just checking to see if I could harm it. That's a lot of dice. That's a lot of damage. Three ones. And a two. What you need is to be a sorcerer who can empower your spells. Yes, and power a spell would be great, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 So if we say six sixes, well three sixes. 18. 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. So it's not great. 25 points of damage. Still very good. That's still a lot. And you see the assassin kind of like, as this kind of dark, black, necrotic lightning
Starting point is 00:40:55 coalesces over his body. He's like, screaming in pain. Can I also bonus action Hexblade Cuss him? Sure. Nice. After Nova, we go to Ayla. Ayla. Ay!
Starting point is 00:41:12 Can I chase down this fuck? 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Can I hit him off the side of the boat? So if you want to do that, it's called a shove attack. So as one of your attacks, you can attempt to shove him.
Starting point is 00:41:29 It's a contested strength check, which you have advantage because you're raging against his athletics. Fuck it, let's do that then. Okay. No, he's going to hit sentry and run. No, he's slightly... Hi! I'm going to steal it.
Starting point is 00:41:42 So... I was corrected on this. It only replaces one of your attacks, not your whole attack action. Wow. 21. You fucking pushed this guy. You probably do watch as you push him. As he's flailing through the air, he hits something on his armor.
Starting point is 00:42:00 And very similar to a feather fall token, he's like... And his descent slows down you're fast you can do something now it's because you've got you in your hand
Starting point is 00:42:08 you're like he's like fighting as we're fallen you still have movement and attack I think left because you've got
Starting point is 00:42:15 15 foot of movement and you have one attack left but I don't think you can reach anything get into position for the next one
Starting point is 00:42:23 I guess yeah you could move like 5, 10, 15 to here. Can I? Can you? If I threw my hammer, could I throw it
Starting point is 00:42:37 for these two in a line? It is a line. Technically the Assaquil... This is where I want to... Because I pushed this guy out of the way. He's like this. Right. So you'd hit Lucius.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Oh, I don't want to do that then. You would hit Lucius. Can you hit and throw? I can hit him, and it wouldn't do anything to Lucius. You could stop it before it hits him. Well, I can hit him as the final of the line. Yes. You technically would hit this wolf pack then.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Would I? Yeah. If I stepped to the side then? Oh, if you stepped to the side, you'd the line. Yes. You technically you'd hit this wolf pack. Would I? Yeah. If I stepped to the side then? Oh, if you stepped to the side you'd be fine, yeah. If you did it from there you could hit that assassin. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Thor's hammer comes flying out of your hands so that he's the last in the line so you make an attack against him and if you hit him you do an extra 46 lightning.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Oh my god. So... Because it's anybody in the line is the deck save but if you hit it's like a thrown attack against him. You can reckless as well. but if you hit, it's like a thrown attack against him. You can reckless as well.
Starting point is 00:43:26 I got a 19, so it's fine. 19 plus 8. So normal attack plus 4d6 lightning damage. So 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 damage on the hammer. Jesus. And then how much 4d6? 4d6. I think he's dead.
Starting point is 00:43:43 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 lightning damage on Hamer. Yeet! The hammer spins in the air. He's so busy concentrating on Nova, and you can see he's doing all these cool acrobatic moves. The last thing he expects is a two-handed hammer to come flying through the air. He kind of turns his head at the last minute.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Technically, I could uncanny dodge this. He's going to be a jam sandwich. Surely it'll be a reaction, right? So you did 12 points on that last hit. Yeah. 12 was lightning. Yeah, 12 was lightning, and I think you did 15 for the other one. So that's 27 total.
Starting point is 00:44:21 was lightning and I think you did 15 for the other one. So that's 27 total. If I half it, it goes down to 10, 13. So yeah, he does. So you watch as he hears it coming. He's like he like lurches his body as this
Starting point is 00:44:37 hammer just like scrapes against his jaw blasting his face with lightning. It flies past him, and then you just back into the hand, and he's reeling, like still. And then with the other hand,
Starting point is 00:44:50 I just swear at him. Okay, nice. Quill. Pinball off one guy, knock him off the edge, and then throw the hammer. She basically charges, like shoulder barges one guy off the side,
Starting point is 00:45:00 moves to the side, and then throws the hammer. That's pretty... Quill. Pretty cool. So, Lucius has the armor now. Yep.
Starting point is 00:45:09 So I'm going to use another level four. Guiding bomb! No, it's a bonus action. What is it? Magic word? Healing word? Healing word. 4d4 plus 4.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Maximized. 8, 12, 16, 20. How healed to you to Nova yeah 20 HP back to Nova thank you that's a bonus action
Starting point is 00:45:30 with my action I'm going to use my the wand of magic missiles can I so when I cast it I want to point it
Starting point is 00:45:38 at this dude until he dies then turn onto the other I'm using six charges of magic missile. So what level is this cast at? Well, they're all cast at level one.
Starting point is 00:45:51 No, no, no, no. It's every charge you spend adds a level to the spell. Crikey. So, yeah, it's a level... Yeah, but you... Remember, read it first, though. No, I'm not using the one Well, it's one's last charge. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:06 That's hard to say. Don't use the... So it's seventh level. So it's 3d4 plus one plus six. So it's 94 plus nine damage. But all you can do is individual numbers. Okay. This is six.
Starting point is 00:46:23 You're going to need to use all of them on him. Oh really? Has he got a load of health? He's not really damaged much. For the instance of saving time, just roll them all and add nine. Okay. 94 plus nine. I'm stealing your dice, sorry. So I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Two, two, four, eight. Oh, one guy's dead. Nine forgot i got pushed over 16 20 23 27 plus 9 36 36 points wow that's pretty good he's still alive but you watch quill bring out this wand with his one hand and just these blasts of magic. He's like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. But it's still standing, staggering, reeling back. Barely, barely alive. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Bam. Thanks. And I didn't use the last charge either, so it doesn't explode in my hand. That's what I was scared of. So where are we in relation to the boat? I mean, you are like 80 feet down. We're below the boat. I'm just told I can get you back up. Okay, so I just wait was scared. So where are we in relation to the boat? I mean, you are like 80 feet down. We're below the boat. I'm just told I'm like, I can get you back up. Okay, so I just wait it out.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Okay, do you want to ready an action? I guess, yeah. Get ready to attack. Yeah, I'll get ready, yes. When we get back on the boat. So when you see a hostile, you're attacking. I'll attack them, yeah. All right, Johan, your turn.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I am going to grab Bond to say I'm all ready. You're already on sentry. I'm just carrying him. I'm not falling, so if I let go and I'm just good There's gonna be like a flash of lightning and I'm gonna cast dimension door Nice And I'm gonna go right behind him Oh yes
Starting point is 00:47:56 Wooo Yo punch And then Sentry's action goes off then You can actually aim it so that I'm behind Sentry Oh my god So you basically plant Sentry. You feel your feet touch ground and you see the golem in front of you. And then I'm going to...
Starting point is 00:48:09 I suck up over here. I'm going to... Fuck off. Cool. I'm going to attack the golem. And you get to make it twice because it's your attack action you were holding. Very nice. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Sweet. That was actually really worth it. 16 plus 8. Both hit. Divine Smiting. Divine Smiting plus. Okay. Well, what level? worth it. 16 plus 8. Both hit. Divine Smiting. Divine Smiting plus. Okay. What level?
Starting point is 00:48:27 Level 2, my last one. So 3d8 extra plus your normal d8. Cool. So normal d8. d4. Oh, yeah, yeah. So that's 4 plus 8. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:35 9 plus 4. Centuries. That's 3. So that's 12 for the first one. And then 3d8, 4, 8, plus 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. How much does this rose? You see it just pop through the other end of the gyro as it stops spinning and just his scraping metal as the rose kind of pulls back out.
Starting point is 00:48:59 It slumps to the side and Century and Johanna just stood there basically. Oh my god. I mean, oh my titan. That's your go. Oh my god. Johanna, you moved over there, you cast the thing. The golem is now dead. The one remaining
Starting point is 00:49:17 marksman leaps off the side of the wall. Like, nope! Further fall! I guess the marksman is going to attempt to do the same The assassin Nova and Lucius, you get attacks of opportunity against him Yeah
Starting point is 00:49:34 He's just like slapped Can I shoulder barge with my armor of Agathys? Oh Forcing it to trigger If you Oh, that's pretty good If you punch, would it... No, it's when he's attacked.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Oh. But if I'm shoulder barging him... I would say you can do it as long as you let him make an attack against you. Like, you run onto his knife. You're like, yeah! That's how it works. Just stop me! That's a very Lucius way of doing it, though.
Starting point is 00:50:04 I mean, it would get it to work Yeah that's going to hit you He doesn't have sneak attack Against you so it's just 7 points of damage He takes 20 points back He will half that for 10 He is barely standing
Starting point is 00:50:20 Nova Can I use Has to be a melee attack It can't be chilled In which case yeah Nova Can I use Has to be a melee attack You don't have Warcaster It can't be chilled You have Warcaster You don't have it In which case
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah I'll If I attack him Can I Try and do it So that I knock him out So that we could Potentially Quiz him
Starting point is 00:50:37 About my stuff We have got a brig right You don't No we don't You didn't get a brig In the end But you've got Like a room
Starting point is 00:50:44 You could probably Like a storage room or something. We've got an anchor we can hang him off. That's a 17. Yep. Just hits. All right, as long as you do two points of damage, which I think you can do. 10 plus 5, 15. He leaps, Lucius runs in front of him onto his knife like the like Like kind of chips away some of the armor.
Starting point is 00:51:06 The cold sprays in his face. He just manages to dodge the side and is about to, like, leap off backwards. You just come from behind Lucius. On the top of his head. You have to grab him, like you and Lucius grab him, before he falls over and then drag him up onto the side of the ship. I like to think he just falls. I fall under his weight and he's just on me.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Yeah, he's just on you. He's on me! On you and Lucius. He's just like, poof, over both of you. He's on me! And with that, you're out of initiatives. Is everyone okay? Is everyone safe?
Starting point is 00:51:34 Is everyone on the boat and not jumping off of it? Ayla, help these guys. Get this assassin off. Sure. I'll pick up this assassin. Can I look over at you? You know, his dagger is incredibly well Sure. I'll pick up his assassin. Can I look over to you? You know, his dagger is incredibly well made. I will take that.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Can I see where the skiff is now? It's in the sea, Dan. I think at this point, Oriah has just been following it and Penny and Lancy are like, cha-chung, cha-chung. And it's just like, it's smoking and it's going to hit the ocean.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Just a no mercy attack. Nice. All right. I might need to lie down. Okay, okay. If anyone that's hurt, stand around me for ten minutes. How long does Beacon of Hope last? Oh, that's a good question.
Starting point is 00:52:20 And also I think Prayer of Healing might be a concentration as well. Do we need to fix the helm? So it took 15 points of damage. So the crew can do that, basically. As long as it's not damaged, they can just do that. You stopped up on supplies in Imexan, so they can just take time. As long as you're not attacked any time soon.
Starting point is 00:52:36 I believe it's in the repair action. Yeah, that was interesting, everyone. Yeah. Johanna, you still alive? Barely. You see him at the back of the ship, holding on to the banners. Yeah, I'm, are you still alive? Barely. You see him at, like, the back of the ship, like, holding on to, like, the banners. Yeah, I'm holding on to the banners.
Starting point is 00:52:48 All I can do, Johan, is a little thank you. Give him 20 points. Forget what I said. Don't have it prepared. I was crawling halfway down the steps towards you. In that case, I'll do an actual heal on you. I guess I'm still within the minute of Beacon of Hope. Sure.
Starting point is 00:53:05 So I'll just do a level two cure runes on you so that's 16, 20. 20 pinch. Thank you. I'm going to like wimp up towards
Starting point is 00:53:14 the front of the boat and just sort of like get out my materials and just start to draw runes and stuff. You, I mean one of the components
Starting point is 00:53:23 that you think you're going to need you're going to need to build something into, one of the components that you think you're going to need, you're going to need to build something into the front of the boat that has two things that something can grip onto. Can we use the metal thing to make this dude? I mean, you look at them. The only person who probably has the knowledge to do this is Nova. She's the only person who has any experience with magitek.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Nova, this thing stole my lightning. Took it. We're in the business of harvesting lightning now. I feel like that's the thing. Okay, well, if Johann tells me more about his spell, maybe I can figure out what I need to take from this thing to put into the ship. Both work together?
Starting point is 00:54:03 Yeah. Would there be any more metal left over for my thing? So, if you're going to harvest this thing, first of all, if you want to use its pylons to build into Johan's ritual, one of you two will make an arcana check with advantage. So whoever has the higher arcana...
Starting point is 00:54:18 Plus seven. Plus zero. So, Nova. So, you can tell that Johan, he's describing to you the feelings of this ritual. But it's not scientific, and there's no way you could build something out of it. So you kind of have to work with him to figure out exactly how this is going to work. And you test a few things with the pylons. You have to kind of experiment with it.
Starting point is 00:54:40 But make the arcana check. Let's see how successful you can be. It's like a really bad art commission. but make the arcana check. Let's see how successful you can be. It's like a really bad art commission. He's saying, like, it feels like you've really repped and also very sexy. I imagine, like, under my breath, I'm just kind of like...
Starting point is 00:54:53 I can't... I can't science that. 25. 25. The two of you together think that you can take the pylons from this golem, use them to build into a latticework that you can funnel through the forecastle, and Johann you can begin inscribing the runes around these pylons and then connect them to a central ritual circle. Okay. But you have to burn the runes into the deck, like
Starting point is 00:55:21 with lightning you're like scoring it in with your finger as you trace it. You also pretty much work that this golem, however it's been constructed, there's about 530 golds worth of ethereum. Hello! So the actual golem itself has ethereum plating and strips of
Starting point is 00:55:40 metal built through its body. It's constructed from this valuable material. 530 gold. We should find a way to transport this back to Gusthaven to our secret metal built through its body. It's constructed from this valuable material. 530 gold. We should find a way to transport this back to Gusthaven to our secret bunker. Your home.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Our secret bunker. Underneath my home. Yeah, okay, yeah. What were the words you just said? I want to use some of it for a project. Basically, the way the Ethereum said? I want to use some of it for a project. Basically, the way the Ethereum is, it has a worth value of 530. But I can't use the actual Ethereum.
Starting point is 00:56:11 It would be the same as buying other supplies. Just treat it as money. You don't need Ethereum for the project, but you could use the Ethereum as a replacement for some of the metal. But it would still have the same cost. So can I take off another 100 golds worth of material? If you're going to take 100 gold
Starting point is 00:56:27 off the 530 gold you just made, yes. Yes, I am. None of us know what you're spending money on. You're just saying. You spend 100 of it automatically. Okay. Yep, you do that. You can begin working with that.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Johan, that is going to take some time. You reckon that's probably going to take at least a day? Days work for Johan. Can I assist and make sure things are working by whenever they need a little bit of lightning? Yeah, I'd make it your height. It's absolutely built like... It's being built around you to hold this together.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Johan, I'm guessing these were... You watched them do stuff to your ship, these are the people you saw, right? The whole time. Do you have to engrave into the wolf? Stop it! There are so many people talking. What's going on? Well, he's complaining
Starting point is 00:57:18 because you're... I don't like what you're doing to the ship. He's like, Nova and Johan are just doing this, and Lucius has not given you permission and it's his ship. And it's funny. Can you stop? What are you doing? What's this? It's fatal. The aesthetic
Starting point is 00:57:34 of the front is everything about a ship. You can't just stick two pylons. I just hold up the Gatling gun. Does anyone want to use this? A Gatling gun? It's not super large. It's probably about maybe like a bucket
Starting point is 00:57:51 size barrel, like a kind of width of a bucket, but quite long. It could be modified as a chip weapon, but it won't be as effective as a ballista. But could it be added in addition to the two ballistas? Yes, absolutely. You could mount it on
Starting point is 00:58:06 a little tripod on one of the portal starboards. Obviously it would have a limited firing arc if you do that, but yeah. Does it match your vision? Could I see a Gatling gun in my vision? Your vision was very blurry. There was all sorts of
Starting point is 00:58:20 I did see a crab-like horrible creature, and I guess up close this must have been what I saw. The one in Musca, yeah. Oh, you want it on Sentry? You could try. Sentry is literally getting every upgrade from the planet right now.
Starting point is 00:58:37 You should have a face gun. Yeah, design it so it comes out the back. Oh, a blastoise. Like a blastoise. Or like a gun dog. A gun dog! I will say, if you,
Starting point is 00:58:48 the gatling, the force gatling on this creature, you do not have the means to do it on the ship. Somewhere like Volcanos, a secret guardian facility
Starting point is 00:59:00 built for guardians, would probably have the tools to integrate it into the century. Pretty cool. So this assassin that we have got... Can we take his feather for the token and give it to Sentry?
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, I was going to say... There is no token. It's a rune engraved on his armour. Can I take the rune off then? No, it's engraved into the armour. It's like a... Can I take the armour off then? You take the armour off, the rune off then? No, it's engraved into the armour. Could I take the armour off then? You take the armour off, yeah. You take the armour off,
Starting point is 00:59:28 the rune disappears. It's coded almost like to him specifically. Interesting. You see on the inside of the armour, his suit underneath the armour that he's wearing, or like the leather armour he's got, has like these leather plates and things like that. If you
Starting point is 00:59:43 strip him, because it is like skin tight he's basically naked that he doesn't have like underpants or anything on under there. He just has like a very, actually he'd probably have like a jock strap, like a black kind of like keeping his bits intact. I just don't want, I just want to remove his ability to use the fancy thing. Yeah, that's fine, you can do that.
Starting point is 01:00:00 But what's interesting is on the inside of the leather, there are all these like, it's like a beautiful kind of, like, spider web of thin metal, and it has, like, these dots that seems like it touches bear skin. And as soon as you peel it away from him, that's when the rune, it just kind of, like, crumbles and just seems to vanish.
Starting point is 01:00:17 That's pretty cool. Has he gotten large registrants on his chalk strap? Spells are being cast down in that area. Maybe. Who knows? Do you want to take it off? Nope. I'm busy working some other rods. No, I'm not making an
Starting point is 01:00:36 arcana check on his dick and balls. You have time. I'm guessing Johan and Nova finish working on this ritual. You gather up the supplies. Quill, if you do investigate the dagger, it's a plus one dagger
Starting point is 01:00:51 that he was carrying. It's like this tomfla curved arm blade. It's plus one. And no... I don't know what she's laughing at. What should I add for the equipment? Not this again. Just a plus one down. Plus one down.
Starting point is 01:01:08 You reach the end. Over 24 hours, Johan and Nova and Ayla finish this platform that it will now sit at the front of the storm chaser. Very cool. Johan, you finish your work, and you feel that calling. Yeah. I'm going to step up onto
Starting point is 01:01:26 the front of the boat i'm going to have my cloud fly up into the sky but i'm not on it okay yeah i'm just standing on the front of the boat okay uh-huh so you watch as johan moves away from the group and moves up to the front of the boat i'm just going to say sorry for bringing you that trouble but i feel this was necessary. Well, we've got the ritual in place. Let me say it aloud. I will meet you at the Stormlands
Starting point is 01:01:53 when you are ready. Wait, you're leaving? Well, you guys have pressing matters here and you need to prepare for what comes ahead. But you were so helpful. I wouldn't have got back on the boat if it wasn't for you. I feel like you had a plan.
Starting point is 01:02:07 You were moving pretty slowly. Yeah, I was, but I don't know how I would have got back up. Yeah. Well... You've been very helpful. I appreciate that, but I need to get back. I need to scout the area and prepare. But this will let us get to you.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Yes. And you want us to pick you up Before we go Crazy and riding into a storm You'll be waiting at the batminton You'll be waiting at the, okay Okay, well Quill, he's going to be waiting for you at the storm wall
Starting point is 01:02:36 You need to go to the storm wall I have something to tell you Thank you for updating me There's this guy called Johan, he's a sorcerer He needs you to go to the storm wall Okay, look, I was dead at the time I'm just passing on the message now Better late than never There's this guy called Johan. He's a sorcerer. He needs you to go to the storm wall. Okay, look, I was dead at the time. I'm just passing on the message now.
Starting point is 01:02:48 As they're doing this. Better late than never. I'm just going to subtly, as they're beckoning, just flash of lightning. Who's beckoning? Yeah, so to everyone, you see just a flash of lightning at the front, and Johan has vanished. His cloud has vanished. The only one who sees anything is Quill, with your passive perception.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Far back, 500 feet in the clouds, you see Johan and his tiny cloud flying away. Did that look really cool? That was a far better exit than entrance. It was. And that is where we will end today's episode. A little special guest episode with Ryan. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Thank you, Ryan. Thank you, Johan. One last thing. I know we need to wrap up, but one last thing is we now have a new experience point system. Yes, we do. Which I need to do with you guys, and I want to do on here.
Starting point is 01:03:42 No, you read it out as we do this. I don't think I've leveled up in a bit. What are we on? We have. We've got the three spots leveled. Mike put it in for us. Oh, you read it out as we do this. I don't think I've leveled up in a bit. What are we on? We have. We've got the three spots. Mike put it in for us. Oh, you put it in. We're on 43,000. Yes, I did.
Starting point is 01:03:50 We're 5,000 away from leveling up to level 9. And that was a pretty good combat. We might get something out of this. I feel like we made friends. Yeah, we made a great friend in Johan. You know what? That's level 20. Well, so go through the list.
Starting point is 01:04:07 All characters gain XP equal to their level times 100, so we get 800. 800. I'll add this all up for you. I'm not going to put anything in until it's done. I'm not going to touch it. All characters gain experience points as determined by the DM for any encounters. So that is, I will tell you how much that is. That was 1,000. So that's 1,400 each.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Okay, this is pretty good. We're halfway there. All characters gain XP equal to their level times 200 if at least one character completed a short-term goal. I will not say any of you accomplished that this time. No. Personal goals. And it doesn't count because he's a guest.
Starting point is 01:04:47 XP times their level times 25 if a character met any of the following conditions. We attune to a new magic item. I got a plus one dagger. Match these rows. That was in the last session. So I'd say not that one. The dagger, you don't need to achieve two.
Starting point is 01:05:04 It's not a big thing. Invoked their bond, ideal, or flaw to make a meaningful impact. Anyone feel that they did that? No. I mean, Sentry jumped off the ship. That was being cool. Okay, developed a new or existing
Starting point is 01:05:19 relationship in a meaningful way. I mean, Johan, everyone did. I'll give you that. So that's 1x25. Level times 25. So that's 200 XP. An extra 200. Used a skill or spell to solve a problem in an interesting or meaningful way.
Starting point is 01:05:34 I mean, Johan did with Dimension Door, I suppose, to solve the Fallen Century. If you think that that was cool, I can add that, yeah. A character discovered a piece of interesting, useful and or secret lore about the world or an NPC. We kind kind of like I sold the ritual Yeah, I feel like as we started as well like putting the pylons on like sure Undertook a perilous journey that took time to complete and start a few peristy for you
Starting point is 01:05:59 A character failed a significant role that resulted in wasted resources a negative negative relationship, or an injury, or some other major drawback. Sentry jumped off a ship. That was cool, but... And a character took actions that made a major impact on the world or local area, for better or worse. I don't think so, not this time. There's a ship in the ocean. Not really. Polluting does not count.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Polluting doesn not count Polluting Literally does not count What about What about not listening to Johan Made the storms worse in Meskid I'm going to say no for now Because there's things you don't know Okay Okay
Starting point is 01:06:37 So that is 2,800 XP each Wow That's how we're going to do it from now on And that's me trying out a new system. I've called it Sherlock Humes' Expanded Experience. It also means that you guys have... So we're on 45,800, yeah? Yep. Sweet. So you have a better idea of how much
Starting point is 01:06:53 XP we have. Yeah, and also it's a system which encourages... The idea is that you guys have more transparency of ways that you can get experience points. It's not just combat. But you understand where the experience points come from. Or ethereal milestones. Yes. And then the idea is also it's a group thing. It's like we work it out as a team.
Starting point is 01:07:10 Thank you so much. Thank you everyone. Thanks Ravs. Check out Ravs on twitch.tv forward slash Ravs underscore. Ravs the underscore. Check him out. He's a good boy. Ravs underscore. Check out Ravs. Bye. See ya. Bye. Bye.

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