High Rollers DnD - High Rollers: Aerois #59 | Call of the Storm (Part 2)
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Terms and conditions apply. We're back! We are going to crack on with this combat.
What are you doing?
The shadowy, leather-bound figure
will slide down the best...
Oh, he's sliding down.
Yeah, sliding down the best.
That's pretty cool.
Nova currently has the slow spell up.
Where is Nova?
I'm right at the back.
Did you move there?
No, I was always there.
That was always where you were.
I was always lucky to hit.
He will use, say you went 5, 10, so that's what, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Bonus action disengage.
Here we go.
Bastard.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Can't take an action because that's his action to dash,
so it was move, bonus action, dash.
But he's coming.
He's looking for Nova.
Ah, yes.
And actually, as he's moving towards Nova,
he's just like, ah, the air ganassi.
Ah!
Well, of course he knows shit.
God, I'm getting real complex, guys.
Lucius.
I am going to...
You have a big robot on your face.
Disengage.
Okay, so that's your action.
And go up to...
So you basically go running.
Five, ten, fifteen...
Get them!
Get them!
So that's 30 feet puts you here.
Yeah, so that's mine.
Okay.
These wolf pack members probably are actually
kind of back here as well.
Okay.
That's your whole turn?
Nova.
It's disengaged.
It is, yeah.
No bonus actions.
This shadowy figure with his weird knife.
Well, that is a nice thinking sound.
That's sounding great.
That podcast.
After Nova, it will be the Skiff
And then it is Aayla and Quill
Just to quickly check
Because I've got slow up and I'm concentrating on
I can't cast another spell
You can if it's a concentration spell
The slow effect goes away
If it's not a concentration
You can cast it
Hey Blight's not a concentration spell
Nope
Do it Do it cast it. Hey, blight's not a concentration spell. Nope. It's a one-off.
Do it.
Do it, do it.
You're the best.
Are the boys, the slow boys, are they 60 feet away from you?
Slow boys?
Yeah, 60 foot.
Let's find out. They are five...
So you're basically
You are actually
5
10
15
20
25
30
35
40
45
50
55
60
This guy is in range
But he got out of the slow
It's this guy
And this guy
Who are currently slowed
30 foot range of movement
Remember if you move
Out of assassinos
assassino
he's nowhere near me
if you move into his strength range
and then out he still gets a walk
no no no no
um
can I move
this way
diagonally towards me
so like that
5, 10
wait hold on a minute
does that put me within 60 to get these guys
it should do
you've moved 10 feet forwards
then can I cast create bonfire
it's 5 foot anyway
so it's not really going to
it's only going to touch one
do you know what forget that can you keep moving me back back
towards Lucia's yeah so you go so you go five five ten fifteen twenty and then two Eldritch Blasts on yeah, the Assassin. Let's do it.
Let's go for the Assassin. Sure.
Let's see.
What is my life?
Where is it?
There it is.
Pain and misery. One is an
18 and the other one is
a
23.
The 18 and 23 will
both hit.
And I will potentially use
my uncanny dodge on one of these if it does a lot of damage.
Four and a five.
Nah, I'll take it.
Eight.
I mean,
do I know you?
You know me, I don't know you.
As you're running up the stairs.
He doesn't say anything back.
After Nova, it is Skiff's go.
They take a bunch of damage.
Yay!
They're on fire.
Not too much, but you can see this fire is beginning to spread,
and it's kind of erratically flying.
The captain will try and repair it,
so he's not going to focus on flying this turn.
He fails.
But the two ballista are still going to take their shot
at the helm
on the storm chaser. That is a 16
on one of them.
Does that hit on the storm chaser?
So which part? Helm.
16, yep, exactly.
Their ballistas pretty much look to be
the same as yours, just a little
bit smaller.
So that's going to be 15 points of damage to the
helm, which I believe is enough. It passes the
damage threshold, but not enough to cause a mishap.
So it's just 15 HP off the helm.
So one of these bolts smashes
through, nearly cutting through Nova,
but smashing into the helm wheel, and the ride's like,
ah, fuck! Like kicking its
big spear, sticking through it.
That's a Skitsco Aayla.
Hello! Hello! Can I hit this big spear sticking through it. That's a skips go. Ayla.
Hello.
I'm going to hit the,
can I hit this robot thing?
Yeah.
Can I intentionally aim to hit the pylons that are on?
So you want to try and aim for these pylons? I want to aim for the pylons.
You can.
Yeah.
You'll basically need to get it.
Like if you get a crit,
you'll hit the pylons.
Cause it's like,
it's moving us away.
Because this is a problem with D&D.
There's no good way to do called shots for weaknesses.
You can do that.
Nope.
Probably won't even hit with this, to be honest.
It does look pretty armored.
12 was the highest I got.
12 doesn't hit.
Nope.
Both armors are just like...
Off its metal plating as these attacks smash.
By trying to aim for the pylons,
it kind of manages to get its
weapons and things in the way,
deflecting you. Quill?
Before my turn starts, and while I still
aid this turn, can I do an off-turn shout
at Ayla? I mean, sure.
Could I try and tell her to move
out of the way?
Actually, she'll take a hit from that.
That should have been on your last hit.
If I move out of his go, then I'll take a hit.
I can't.
So I think I'm actually...
Just back hit one here.
I think I'm in between squares there.
I want to do a Thunder Wave.
It's not lightning damage.
It's a 15-foot wide cube,
so I actually don't think that hits.
15-foot wide cube.
You could do that, yeah.
You could do it in a different...
No, you can hit it. I want to Thunder Wave, push him 10 feet away wide. You could do that, yeah. You could do it in a different... No, you can hit it.
I want to Thunder Wave, push him 10 feet away from me.
If it works, yeah.
Well, I'm 14, isn't it?
Okay.
So it's a con 13 save.
He rolls a 6.
Okay.
Gets a 9.
Perfect.
He moves 10 feet away.
Yeah.
And takes a load of damage.
Yeah.
He'll take half damage because he's resistance to thunder.
And it just hovers over the side of the ship.
It can't fly! You heard that!
I thought it was still flying. I thought it was like a one-time booster
jet thing. No.
Nope. It's little rockets keep it aloft.
Bah! Well, I still do damage
to it. And it just kind of like floats
off the side. It does still
take 2d8 damage. Yep.
Halfed because it's resistant. You should have heard Tom
out there. I'm going to knock it over.
I've got the best plan. I didn't think his boosters
were still going. It takes 7 damage. That's a fly speed.
7? Is that halved already?
No. So it takes 3.
That was awful. So you kind of like
and you see it just kind of rumbles,
vibrates a bit, and it gets pushed off,
but as it goes to 4, you just hear these
little jets on its feet, like...
Target engaged, and its little
rotary gun begins spinning up.
Would it fall,
though, partially, until its turn
when it can catch itself?
Just as a...
It's got a fly speed, so no, it just kind of...
It's always on. Fly speed is just...
It engages, I would say.
It's just good.
A flying creature can't fall, I don't think.
So, Quill, that's your go entirely.
Yes?
Yeah, I'll stay there.
Sentry.
Nope, sorry.
Foot soldiers first.
So this boy who got out of the slow...
Oh, Johan.
It's coming after Johan
this guy
where would you
go up front
I stood in front
of you dude
half
oh it's not
it's just
really messed up
so 5, 10
if he gets to there
it's like
come back here
but he speaks
like a tiny bit
but one of them
comes towards
Johan
and is just like
ah yes the sorcerer you're the ones Arcea has sent us tiny bit. But one of them comes towards Johan and is just like Ah, yes.
The sorcerer. You're the one
Zarkiris sent us to finish off.
This is really bad.
No, it's not. Ten is the
highest to hit. Nope. Oh, no.
You kind of dock to the side.
Oh, yeah, no, but I mean.
As they swipe at you
with a tank. When the tanks stand in front of them
to protect him and he goes la la la la la
I had a big move planned and then I entered a
I forgot about it
so Sentry comes stomping up next to Johan
yep
I'm just going to raise up my new weapon
the majesty's rose
ready to go
swipe twice at him
okay perfect make your attack
so first one 19 plus 8
That's going to hit
And the second one, 12 plus 8, 20
Both hit
And I'm going to Divine Smite one of them as well
It's a new weapon
So, regular damage, 1d8 plus 5
That's a d10 as well
That's an 8
So that's the normal damage yeah okay and then second
level divine smite so it'll be two extra d8 on that one because he's not undead so that'll be
the first level divine smite yeah uh second level oh so that's 3d thanks it's an extra d8 if it's level. Okay. Yasuo.
8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17.
Is that all of it including the base damage or is that just the
Divine Smite? That's just the Divine Smite.
So that's 3d8. Another 17.
Damn.
I've got to work this out now.
Okay. Yeah, that nearly
finishes him off. You kind of slice at him
twice.
Did you roll the damage to the second attack yet?
No.
No.
That was one attack.
That was divine.
A 3d8 divine smite.
Jeez.
So the second one is a d8.
Still going.
So that's five.
That's another nine.
Another nine.
Oh, wait, that's ten.
Ten?
You kill him. 27, yeah.
Yeah!
You kind of go off.
One blow, you just knock the weapon out of his hand,
a deep gash through his armour, like,
and then Her Majesty's Road, like, this beautiful blade.
You didn't have the D4 for those damages as well, remember?
It's D4 in every attack with Her Majesty's Road as well.
Jesus!
Even more damage.
It would have been another three and then another seven damage.
So 34.
So the thorns of the sword kind of come out
and you just tear into his
flesh as the
blade finishes him off
I'm off the boat, bye
Yeah, so Her Majesty's Roar
just comes in and just cuts this guy to ribbons
basically as you strike at him
He really didn't do a lot
Okay, after Sentry
Johan, now it's Johan's go
Oh, your other boy can make a wisdom saving
throw we'll make it 16
okay i'm gonna know that essentially thank you and then i'm going to like um
have a little bit of raindrop from my hand as my palm and like look over the ship and raise up
and gonna have water raise up from the side of the ship
and I'm going to cast Tidal Wave
and align hitting the three of them.
Hitting these three?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
What's the readout for us?
You can't drop a wave of water that crashes down
in an area within range.
It's 30 feet long, up to 10 feet wide
and up to 10 feet tall.
So 10, and it's 30 feet
long you said? Yeah. 10, 15, 20,
25. Yeah, you can hit all three of those guys.
Yeah, absolutely. So I'm going to cast that at
4th level. What kind of saving throw?
It is a dexterity saving
throw. Minus 2 for one of the
marksmen and one of the footmen. Alright, well
the footman fails.
The marksman who is slowed
gets minus 2. That he fails, that's a natural 1. The marksman who is slowed gets minus two. He fails.
That's a natural one.
The marksman who doesn't have anything is a 16.
16.
What's my spell save DC?
Spell save DC.
Spell save DC.
15.
So he does succeed on that.
He does succeed.
So the guy in the middle succeeds, but the other two are going to take full damage.
Okay.
And then damage?
It's a 4d8 budgeoning and knocked prone on a fail.
And on a success, it takes half as much damage and isn't knocked prone.
Okay, so these guys are on the verge.
Cool.
48 damage.
So you watch as this kind of, like, swirling kind of column of water
raises up from, like, deep the ocean down,
and then it just comes crashing down onto the ship and blaps these guys.
So roll two, and it's at 8 damage.
It's a d6, not d8.
Oh, my bad. Did you say d8?
I'm rolling d6s. Hold on.
I need some d8s. Thank you.
We've got another one there if you need one.
We'll roll these. I'm going to empower this.
Okay, so you're going to spend a sorcery point
so you can reroll.
Crikey.
That's a couple of ones. Six, eight, and then two ones. I'm guessing you're going to reroll basically all of them. Crikey. So that's a couple of ones.
There's a six, eight, and then two ones.
I'm guessing you're going to reroll those.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, bother.
Oh, he's dying to go on everyone.
He's just like, I've never seen a man just...
And a five.
Okay.
So eight, six, five, one.
That's a four.
Oh, is that a four?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
So 10, 18, 23 points of damage. Oh, that's just 23 Nice, okay. So, ten, eighteen, twenty-three points of damage.
Nice. Mr. Twenty-three over here.
Done twenty-three with my shock and grasp as well.
Thank you. So, this
foot soldier is, not only
is he, like, knocked prone, he's nearly
swept off the side, and the force,
you can see it buckles most of his
armor on him. You just hear this
like, ahhh, like he's barely hanging
on. He's like, ahhh, like barely hanging on he's like like crawling
to try and stand up
and with
tempestuous magic
he's gonna
like fly back
a little bit
like oh no
okay so you kind of
like watch Johan
kind of lift up in the air
and push himself back
okay
with my movement
as well
I think I'll also
just like back up
next to Quill
hey
okay
yeah
and then that's
that's my turn
man storm sorcerer is cool storm sorcerer is pretty cool okay will just back up next to Quill. Hey! Okay. Yeah, and then that's my turn.
Man, Storm Sorcerer is cool.
Storm Sorcerer is pretty cool.
Okay.
Oh, perfect.
You're backed up next to Quill.
Yeah, you're just in line for the attack that he's about to do on Quill.
You watch as the giant golem,
its force gatling,
spins up.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Can I shield it?
Maybe.
Let's find out.
It does this twice.
I'm guessing this is only hitting me if it's...
20 to hit you.
And shield gives plus five, right?
Does.
How many times is it attacking?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm shielding it.
Okay.
What's your AC?
21.
So the first attack misses.
Johanna, I need you to make a dexterity saving throw.
Oh, I'm good at them.
Not. But my shield's big. It's Johanna's time. It protects you. Oh, I need you to make a dexterity saving throw. Oh, I'm good at them, not.
But my shield's big. It's Johanna's time.
It protects you!
It'll be a nine plus two,
so 11.
11 points.
So as these,
you can see these bolts of purple energy
are spinning out of its cannon.
Quill, you kind of deflect it and it bounces around you.
But the spray is so much that
little gaps between your bubble around
you, it's striking Johan as it goes
who doesn't manage to quite duck
out of the way. That's 11.
19 points of force damage.
Oh my god!
You're on one.
You're on one. He's on one.
And then you watch as the golem does
seem to take some damage when it does this, like its systems
kind of like overload a little bit.
That's another six points of damage
to it. And then it does it again.
Quill. That is a
that's a
20 again, like bang on.
So it ignores you. Johan, make a deck
saving throw. This is bad.
Oh, he's failed again. He's out.
Fuck. I'm down.
Johan.
12 points of fall damage.
You've just moved
into the line of danger
literally every turn.
Every single, like, yeah.
I make into bad moves.
So you kind of, like,
try and dodge to the side.
You leap to one side of Quill.
You get sprayed
with these bullets.
You think,
I'll leap to the other side
not expecting its
just barrage of fire
to continue
as it guns you down.
I'm down in a minute.
You're in the perfect place.
You're next to the healer.
That's true.
That's me.
What's a healer?
What's that?
We don't have one.
Well, I heal people who see me in their vision.
Exclusively.
Wait.
What about people who forgot to tell you that they saw you in a vision?
Oh, yeah.
No.
Wait.
Why do we not have that prepared?
I'm so confused.
The one who is not slowed is going to take two shots at Ayla.
These are the two marksmen.
He flies twice at Ayla.
That's a 21 to hit and a natural 20 on the other one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
These bullets seem to be very strong.
Where's my D12, Bob?
It's d12.
What kind of damage is that?
This is piercing damage, so you will half-fix.
You're raging.
So the first hit was a 21.
That hit you as well, I'm guessing.
So the first hit was 7, half, 2, 3.
And then the next one is 12 plus...
That's 9, 21, 25.
Half to 12.
So...
From this force rifle.
And then the one at the top of the stairs who's still currently slow
takes one shot at sentry for a 23.
Yeah, that hits.
For a seven points of piercing damage.
Okay, okay.
Wisdom.
Bam, bam, and then he makes a wisdom save.
Throw against the slow.
Thank you, Kim. That is a 17. Yep, he's out. He's finally out of piercing damage. Okay, okay. Wisdom. Bam, bam, and then he makes a wisdom saving throw against the slow. Thank you, Kim.
That is a 17.
Yep, he's out.
He's finally out of the slow.
The marksman out,
so it's just one foot soldier.
Just a foot soldier.
I don't want to be a quill or a tom,
but does Johan have to make an injury check?
Johan does have to make an injury check.
Uh-oh.
So this is a constitution saving throw.
I'm so proud of you.
And you took 16,
you put 12 points of damage,
so the DC's 10.
Okay, DC 10, con save.
What is your con plus three?
Okay.
No, con save.
Con save.
Oh, good.
Plus six.
Oh, 14.
14.
You're okay.
Thank God you saw that.
Yeah, it's a plus six.
I was looking at proficiency and not my saving throws.
Yeah.
Thank God.
Oof. So you watch as the bullet, you get sprayed down, I was looking at proficiency and not my saving force. Thank God.
So you watch as the bullet, you get sprayed down, not down,
but you don't seem to see any lasting injuries on him just yet.
But excellent quilling.
Excellent quilling.
Hey, Tom, can I have an inspiration?
From me?
Absolutely.
So, Araya positions the storm chaser.
The giant dragon flying towards us. Araya manages the storm chaser. There's a giant dragon flying towards us.
Araya manages to position the storm chaser now behind the tiny skiff as it's spewing flames.
The captain really unable to control it.
Araya brings it in, kind of Darth Vader focusing on Luke Skywalker
as the two ballista hone in.
They have advantage on the shot now.
Oh!
Which is going to cause both of them to hit.
This is 3d10 from each shot.
Wow!
So Penny does 11,
17 points of damage.
Not enough to
cause a misstep.
Lansian
deals 19 points of damage. But it's enough not enough to cause a misanthro. Lansian deals
19 points of damage
but it's enough that the
helm just shatters
and you begin to see the ship
just begins careening out of
control and it's pointed down into
the ocean. Holy shit. They're gonna have
to fix that if they want to pull it up.
They begin sailing away.
It's nice to see Lansian
getting up in that.
No, it was one-armed.
We jump back up to the
top. Le assassin.
Assassin.
Here he comes. Assassin.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, actually, the wolf pack also
would have gotten to go. They haven't gotten
at all. Well, they've been firing longbows,
but weapons don't really do a lot against a skiff.
But now that the skiff is kind of being pulled away,
they probably would try and...
Well, they look at Lucius.
I think that they're going to hold their action
until they're given an order.
They're like, Captain, what do we do?
Did you say to Lansing to give orders?
No.
You told him to go to... Never mind.
Literally nothing.
Well, also, these guys aren't... They're not meant to deal with borders.
They're meant to really do
longbow shots and stuff.
But if the captain orders them to engage,
they'll engage. That's their job.
So the assassin...
You didn't attack recklessly last turn, did you?
Nope.
Are the ballistas out, you say.
They need to be reloaded.
No, no, your ballista's fine.
Ballista at the front.
Yeah.
But the other skiff is now...
What kind of turn angle does this ballista have?
It can't turn back on the ship.
They can fire at other ships, but they can't fire inwards.
Yeah.
That'd be silly, crazy.
You'd wreck your own ship.
You'd wreck your own ship. You'd wreck your own ship.
Yeah, you would.
Squishy humans in front of the bolt.
There's more than a mech that's floating off the ground.
He is going to move, take cover behind the main mast and attempt to hide.
Who's Red Boy?
It's the mask.
That's lookout up in the crow's nest, basically.
That is going to be...
Drop something on him.
19... That's 26. that is going to be 26 which I believe is above
everybody's passive perception
yep
it's above mine
he's doing something beyond my reach
very rare
and then he will lean out and
with a hand crossbow shoot quill
oh cute
I still got my shield.
You have. Does it help you against
a 25 to hit?
No.
No it doesn't.
No. That's fine.
A bolt streaks from nowhere
as a sneak attack
and deals.
Not a lot of damage. That's a lot of ones, Mark.
Oh, shit. No. a lot of damage. That's a lot of ones, Mark. No.
13 points of damage. Cool.
With a 4d6 sneak attack.
Fair enough. You kind of clipped
in the back as you see him kind of leaning out
from behind the mast, having hidden
his direct target.
Yeah. It scares me when I
can't see something. Yeah.
I don't like that. He's pretty good at it.
After him it goes to
Lucius. Lucius. I'm going to cast Acid Splash on the mech and I'm going to use a sorcery point to
twin it. So it goes to the next closest boy. Which I think is the closest would be this guy's about here the assassin 25 10 15 20 20 it's this
guy they found guy okay so you have advantage because he's prone well it's a
tech saving throw so he's a foot yeah
say minus two on well oh they both fail
okay
they both fail
there's no denying it
one
wow
oh is this acid splash
yeah
acid splash you don't
need to spend
sorcery points to
twin
I thought this was
melf's acid arrow
no I'm doing acid
splash
yeah it's a cantrip
yeah you spend one
sorcery point
it's two at level one
but acid splash already
hits to
if you're within five feet of each other.
Okay, I see.
So they just take one point of acid damage.
Is that it?
And it's only 1d6?
You know, it should be 2d6.
You're fifth level now.
Yeah, you're right.
Six.
Six points of damage.
Okay.
Dicomancy!
Let's counter it.
I've told you this a million times.
However, it is enough that this one
foot soldier on the ground
who has been knocked over, his armour has been crumpled
on him, is then coated in acid.
You just hear,
he rolls off the side of the ship.
He's still alive.
He's still alive.
He lands in the water.
He falls in slow motion. He falls in slow motion.
He falls in slow
motion.
He is in pain in
slow motion.
And then he dies.
In slow motion.
Yeah.
After Lucius,
Nova.
Okay.
Well, I no longer
have a slow spell.
That's fine,
though.
I'm going to go
for Ye Olde
Faithful Eldritch Blast on the remaining...
This guy up here.
This guy? The marksman?
Yeah, this marksman dude.
Yeah, the marksmen so far haven't actually really been damaged.
One is a 15, one is a 19, plus 8 on both.
23, 27.
I'm going to fucking smash him.
Yeah, that's a reckon.
Are you targeting one individually or both on this guy?
Just both on that guy.
Yeah, sure.
Six, seven, eight points of damage.
Eight points of damage.
The first time he's kind of struck in the shoulder,
he's like, ah, looking,
kind of trying to seize up the situation.
The assassin and the mech are still alive,
so he's not quite lost his,
he thinks that there's still a chance.
After Nova, we go to, the skiff is fucked off. So Ayla I
Think that that Mac isn't okay
He's floating. I think he's still in whacking range if you go right to the edge. Yes
That sounds like a trap
I'm gonna go to this dude. dude okay so you march up on it and
he's also he's holding a rifle right so he's right you can't do anything Second one is a 23. Hits.
11 points of damage with the hammer.
Can you make a dex save?
5, 10, 15, 20.
I don't need to.
The lightning hits him, and as it arcs out,
it curves up and goes into the golden spines.
This field seems to just be absorbing lightning energy around it.
Ah, dang.
As you go to strike it, it's like...
So that's what we need.
Unfortunately, that's where it went.
That's the two poles that are holding onto.
Oh, wait.
The entire lightning spell just went into that.
Oh, damn, so I didn't even hit those guys.
Okay, cool.
Nope, sadly not. That's why they haven't been injured yet.
Yeah.
After Ayla it is Quill.
Can I move around the back of this guy here?
Sure you may.
I'm still in his range.
You're up next after the...
Nice, nice, nice.
Actually they're dead so you're up next.
Okay.
They're both dead.
So I took 13 damage. I have concentration.
How much do I need to roll for that?
DC 10, because it's half the damage.
Sure. Or 10, whatever's higher.
12.
Okay.
So I've still got my...
Beacon of Hope.
Beacon of Hope.
What does that do?
I will do...
Beacon of Hope gives full healing.
Hey, Johan, I'm going to do a Cure Wounds.
48 plus 4, you get all of it baby 16
32 36 hit points
yeah
36 HP
so you just do type in the
number in there and then add
that's a big heal
type the number
so you are now conscious
that's your action
can I use my wand of Magic Mist as well?
Push, push, push.
Push, push.
It should be an action to you.
That's 57.
Oh, apply.
There we go.
Bam.
I did it wrong.
I'm done.
Thank you.
Sentry.
That was a good heal, buddy.
Can I?
Big heal.
Misty step onto the boy.
Oh my god.
Give him two slashes and then jump off as an action.
Fuck yeah, you can. Yeah. Oh my god Give him two slashes And then jump off As an action 20 Fuck yeah you can
Yeah
Oh my gosh
Right
There's a couple of things
You're gonna have to do here though
Right
Because you are gonna
Have to try and keep your balance
Yeah
So make the two attacks
And then we'll have you
Make an acrobatics check
To see
Uh oh
If you can basically
Keep balance before you fall off
Cool beans
So
Two attacks
This is how she does 7 plus 8 15 basically keep balance before you fall off cool beans so two attacks seven plus eight
fifteen
fifteen for the first one
just not enough
you try and drive
the blade down in
but it's armour
kind of like
deflects the blade
second attack
can I add a d
no I can't add the d4
to that one
can I form my
driven to purpose
you tell me
what's it saying
as a reaction before you know the outcome you can add one d4 to a single ability check Driven to purpose. You tell me. What's it say?
As a reaction, before you know the outcome,
you can add one d4 to a single ability check,
saving throw or attack roll you make.
There you go.
It's an attack roll. Before you know the result.
Oh, before you know the result.
You should have used it, but yeah.
We know that.
Yes, you can use it.
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't mind.
But for next time.
So that's a five.
That's a d8.
That's a d4.
Oh, my God.
Why am I picking up the wrong dice today?
That's a one.
Do you know what?
That's just what you needed.
It was one point off.
Sixteen.
Sixteen just drives through.
Feeling that need to protect that purpose you've been created.
You jam Her Majesty's Rose down.
That's the first attack.
Second one.
Thirteen plus eight.
Oh, that's going to hit.
Both hit.
She attacked.
So then d8 plus four for the first one.
I want to add Divine Smite to this one.
Plus five, don't forget, because it's right in the neck.
So that's D4.
So D8 plus 5 for Her Majesty's Road.
So that's 10.
And then Divine Smite.
Divine Smite.
This is Team Storm.
Team Storm over here.
This is our first level.
Yeah.
So 7, 11.
So it'll be 10 from there.
17.
19.
19.
And then the D4 19 and then a d4
and then the d4 for the
yep
for the thought
2 for that one
so 21
21 for the first one
the what sorry?
if I was to
and then the second one
is just regular
d8 plus 5
so that's 7
add the d4
I was thinking that as well
8
8 more points
damn
nice
how much damage?
um
in total about 30 something alright divine spite points. Damn. How much damage? In total, about
30-something.
Divine Spite. It's going to
add a lot of damage. The golem
is...
You can see sparks coming out of it.
It's kind of stuttering around. Now make
an acrobatics check.
Oh,
God. Eight
plus nothing. That's a whole lot of
damage.
Sentry begins falling
Through the air
You kind of stumble and you strike the final blow
But the golem lurches to the side
In reaction and you are just thrown off
Fuck
You do have a feather fall right?
She doesn't have it
Make a dexterity semi-throw for me
You know this would be interesting She does have a feather fall right? She doesn't have it Make a dexterity semi throw for me What?
I don't have any tokens You know this would be
Oh wait who?
She does have a feather fall token
Does she?
If it's not in her inventory
That's 12, 13, 14
I also
No I realised that the acrobatics check
Would have been for that anyway
I was going to see if you could grab the robot
But that's really what the acrobatics check is
So
So yeah
Century is falling
Do you have a feather fall token on you?
I'm pretty sure I gave you.
No, because I had three.
I used one, I gave you one,
and then I used the other one.
I have one in my inventory.
Just mark it off.
So as you begin falling, Century's form.
Oh yeah, it was because she was unconscious.
That's now gone, so delete that off.
You're just falling slowly.
About 60 feet around.
This keeps happening to you.
Can you stop?
It was rad as hell.
That was pretty cool.
That was centuries ago.
We got no waterfalls, by the way, because we couldn't buy any at Imixan.
Nope.
Johan, you're alive but on the floor.
Yeah. It's half your movement to stand up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so i'm standing
you're still standing
i'm gonna try something risky sure yes join the risk club risk club okay so five ten fifteen
action dash yeah and i do it, do it
and I'm going to try and jump to sentry
okay, you mean you just jump off
I'm going to try jump to sentry and grab on
right, as you jump past
you are technically leaving the golem's threatened area
it's going to get a swipe at you
that's okie dokie
she's falling very slowly
yeah, 23 to hit you
she's fine
it's done now, guys.
I'm sure.
23, that will hit.
Or hit.
I just like taking risks.
Fine.
That's going to be 13.
She's fine, though.
Not that I know.
Whee!
Not that I know.
Oh, yeah, actually.
He wouldn't know.
He doesn't know.
22 points of damage.
Yay!
As the golem smashes you as you fly down
it's like he's trying to die
you crumple
you fly down
and yeah like
sentry's falling
catch me
fairly slowly
it's not hard to just
grab onto her
and I'm assuming
sentry if you see
Johan you grab onto him
as well
so the combined weight
the featherful token's
designed for one creature
you begin falling faster
but not fast enough
to potentially be lethal
but it is faster than the 60-foot descent rate.
I'm taking down two creatures, one token.
I kind of look at Central and I'm like,
oh, you're falling really slowly.
Yeah, I had a Feather Fall token.
But now I'm falling a little bit faster.
Don't worry.
I've got this.
And then that's the end of it.
Clearly you do.
Clearly you do got this, but...
He's trying to die.
Man, my vision was very wrong.
I'm really trying to die.
You are actually trying to die.
Like, you can forget about that vision
if you have to die.
The golem flies overhead
and lands behind Nova and Lucius.
Oh, shit.
I just saw sentry fall.
One punch each.
Punch, punch.
One punch. Nova, that's 13 plus 7ry fall. One punch each. Punch, punch. One punch.
Nova, that's 13 plus 7.
20. Yeah. Lucius,
18 plus 7. 25.
25.
Nova, you are taking
4, 8.
Oh, you made the face!
21 points of damage.
Do you have any resistance to force or bludgeoning damage? No. Lucius, Do you have any resistance to force or bludgeoning damage?
No.
Okay.
Lucius, do you have any resistance to force or bludgeoning damage?
Force or blah, blah, blah.
No.
I'll just roll it all together then.
I'm a scientist.
I'm resistant to science.
20 points of damage.
To me?
It slams into both of you,
and you can see it's crackling and acting erratically,
just lashing out at creatures
it can see
under 10
after the
pylon golem's turn
the two marksmen
this guy
facing Aayla
is like
fuck
slow boy
who is still slow
no
oh he saved out
this one
yeah they all saved out
and the one
the last one fell over the side streaming.
Oh, okay.
This guy is going to disengage and run.
Fuck you.
Wimp!
You coward!
You can catch up to him because he's only a normal human,
and he doesn't know that.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.
Oh, no, he just goes 30, so he goes to there.
This guy looks down at you and shoots twice,
and he's going to use his marksman's eye to give him a bonus to damage if he hits.
Does a 18 hit?
Yes.
That's the only one that does.
Perfect.
I don't know how much marksman's eye I have.
Quite a lot.
Quite a lot.
When I roll like that.
24.
Hard to 12. Nice. God, you take so much damage. Barbarians, dude. That I roll like that. 24. Hard to 12.
Nice.
God, you take so much damage.
Barbarians, dude.
That's what they do.
You've got the most health
and all of it is hard.
Triple digits, baby.
On the top of the round.
Not all of it.
Mr. Sneaky.
I forgot about him.
Oh, I forgot he was even there.
I forgot he existed.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
He fell down the stairs.
Oh, no.
He fell down the stairs.
He's me, Mr. Sneaky. However, the two wolf pack will, like, they've been, no. He fell down the stairs. Oh, no. He fell down the stairs. He's me, Mr. Sneak.
However, the two wolfpack will, like,
they've been, like, trying to track it
and kind of not sure what to do.
A wolfpack does get a swiper as he runs past.
Eight, he misses.
He's like, I'll get him, Captain!
The guy just, like, slides under it,
Prince of Persia style, leaps up the stairs.
He tried.
He tried.
Out of the two of you, who seems to be...
You look heavily wounded and bleeding, right?
But you don't.
No.
Okay, you, he's going to try...
That's the sneak attack.
It goes for you.
He makes three attacks, actually.
So two against you, one against Lucius.
Oh, no.
That is a 17 to hit Nova.
Yeet.
And a...
Oh, and a 10 to hit Nova.
Yeet.
So the first one hits, and it will be a sneak attack
because he has an ally within range.
Lucius, that is only a 13.
It is.
Does it really?
What?
AC12.
Why not use the barrier ring?
Damn.
I could use it as a bonus action, yeah.
Can you use it as a reaction?
Not as a reaction.
Use it on his turn.
I want my barrier ring back.
Lucius, you take six points of damage.
All right.
Have you got, like, seven hit points?
No, three.
Fucking hell.
Nova, you are going to be taking...
What's this?
That's going to be 10, 14, 19 points of damage
as he slides a blade under your ribs.
Cool.
a blade on your ribs and then he will look behind see the fate of his marksman and begin thinking about what he's gonna do after him it goes to Lucius in fact
okay I'm gonna cast a fourth level armor of Agathys. 20 temp hit points.
And anything that hits you takes 20 cold damage.
Correct.
And Diacromancy goes off.
And Diacromancy.
Against?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to hit the Assassin.
Okay.
Please.
For how much?
That would be eight, please.
Okay.
Yep.
So the cold ice lance kind of shoots off your body into the golem
as you conjure the armor of Angathys.
Anything else?
Bonus action, barrier ring.
Plus two AC.
Thank you.
Just centering your hand, just...
I've changed my plan like three times.
I've changed my plan like 300 times. As you do, just to the party, just jump off a boat, in the middle of the air.
It's the high rollers way, to just jump off stuff.
It's not, it's the sentry way.
It's just sentry.
I didn't even subscribe so.
Acrobatics is what I'm good at guys.
I don't think you've ever rolled a successful acrobatics test.
The jumping back on board would have been fine, it was the keeping your balance on the robot is the problem i just
remembered when i jumped off the boat onto a platform and you tried to do the same and just
like literally stepped off nova i've changed my mind like three different kinds so hold action
i'm going to...
I'm going to blight the assassin.
Okay. What saving throw do I have to make?
Constitution 16.
Well done. That was cocked.
Ooh, it's a good job I re-rolled that
because that is five.
Okay.
So, 8d8.
Oh, my lord. 8d8 Oh my lord
8d8
That's interesting, can I dodge this?
It's a attack that hits them
I'd say I can't
It's kind of like a, you can't really avoid it
It's not a dodgeable thing
It's not a dex, I'd say it feels like a lightning bolt
I could, but I feel like a blight
Yeah
That might be rules
Rules by rule
I think you can
But I'm gonna rule
You can't
What does that actually say?
So it says
Halve the damage that you take
From an attack that hits them
So the hit to me
Means an attack roll
Has to be made
Rather than a saving throw
Yeah
But then also I know
That like use it
But then I guess invasion
Covers deck saving throws
So yeah
Right
I'm gonna say no
So am I allowed to throw? Yeah of course you are I was just checking To see if I could halve it That's a lot of dice And I guess invasion covers deck saving throws, so yeah. I'm going to say no.
So am I allowed to throw?
Yeah, of course you are.
I was just checking to see if I could harm it.
That's a lot of dice.
That's a lot of damage.
Three ones.
And a two.
What you need is to be a sorcerer who can empower your spells.
Yes, and power a spell would be great, yeah.
So if we say six sixes, well three sixes.
18.
19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25.
So it's not great.
25 points of damage.
Still very good.
That's still a lot. And you see the assassin kind of like,
as this kind of dark, black, necrotic lightning
coalesces over his body.
He's like,
screaming in pain.
Can I also bonus action Hexblade Cuss him?
Sure.
Nice. After Nova,
we go to Ayla.
Ayla. Ay!
Can I chase down
this fuck?
5, 10, 15, 20, 25,
30.
Can I hit him
off the side of the boat? So if you want
to do that, it's called a shove attack.
So as one of your attacks, you can attempt to shove him.
It's a contested strength check, which you have advantage
because you're raging against his athletics.
Fuck it, let's do that then.
Okay.
No, he's going to hit sentry and run.
No, he's slightly...
Hi!
I'm going to steal it.
So...
I was corrected on this.
It only replaces one of your attacks, not your whole attack action.
Wow.
21.
You fucking pushed this guy.
You probably do watch as you push him.
As he's flailing through the air, he hits something on his armor.
And very similar to a feather fall token, he's like...
And his descent slows down
you're fast
you can do something
now
it's because
you've got you
in your hand
you're like
he's like
fighting as we're
fallen
you still have
movement and attack
I think left
because you've got
15 foot of movement
and you have
one attack left
but I don't think
you can reach
anything
get into position
for the next one
I guess
yeah you could move
like 5, 10, 15 to here.
Can I?
Can you?
If
I threw my hammer,
could I throw it
for these two in a line?
It is a line. Technically
the Assaquil...
This is where I want to...
Because I pushed this guy out of the way.
He's like this.
Right.
So you'd hit Lucius.
Oh, I don't want to do that then.
You would hit Lucius.
Can you hit and throw?
I can hit him, and it wouldn't do anything to Lucius.
You could stop it before it hits him.
Well, I can hit him as the final of the line.
Yes.
You technically would hit this wolf pack then.
Would I? Yeah. If I stepped to the side then? Oh, if you stepped to the side, you'd the line. Yes. You technically you'd hit this wolf pack. Would I?
Yeah.
If I stepped to the side then?
Oh, if you stepped to the side
you'd be fine, yeah.
If you did it from there
you could hit that assassin.
Fuck it.
Thor's hammer comes
flying out of your hands
so that he's the last
in the line
so you make an attack
against him
and if you hit him
you do an extra 46 lightning.
Oh my god.
So...
Because it's anybody in the line
is the deck save
but if you hit
it's like a thrown attack
against him. You can reckless as well. but if you hit, it's like a thrown attack against him.
You can reckless as well.
I got a 19, so it's fine.
19 plus 8.
So normal attack plus 4d6 lightning damage.
So 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 damage on the hammer.
Jesus.
And then how much 4d6?
4d6.
I think he's dead.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 lightning damage on Hamer.
Yeet!
The hammer spins in the air.
He's so busy concentrating on Nova,
and you can see he's doing all these cool acrobatic moves.
The last thing he expects is a two-handed hammer
to come flying through the air.
He kind of turns his head at the last minute.
Technically, I could uncanny dodge this.
He's going to be a jam sandwich.
Surely it'll be a reaction, right?
So you did 12 points on that last hit.
Yeah.
12 was lightning.
Yeah, 12 was lightning, and I think you did 15 for the other one.
So that's 27 total.
was lightning and I think you did 15 for the other one. So that's
27 total. If I
half it, it goes down to
10,
13. So yeah, he
does. So you watch as he hears
it coming. He's like
he like lurches his body as this
hammer just like
scrapes against his jaw
blasting his face with lightning.
It flies past him, and then you just
back into the hand,
and he's reeling,
like still.
And then with the other hand,
I just swear at him.
Okay, nice.
Quill.
Pinball off one guy,
knock him off the edge,
and then throw the hammer.
She basically charges,
like shoulder barges one guy off the side,
moves to the side,
and then
throws the hammer.
That's pretty...
Quill.
Pretty cool.
So, Lucius has the armor now.
Yep.
So I'm going to use another level four.
Guiding bomb!
No, it's a bonus action.
What is it?
Magic word?
Healing word?
Healing word.
4d4 plus 4.
Maximized.
8, 12, 16, 20.
How healed to you
to Nova
yeah
20 HP back to Nova
thank you
that's a bonus action
with my action
I'm going to use my
the
wand of
magic missiles
can I
so when I cast it
I want to point it
at this dude
until he dies
then turn
onto the other
I'm using
six charges of magic missile.
So what level is this cast at?
Well, they're all cast at level one.
No, no, no, no.
It's every charge you spend adds a level to the spell.
Crikey.
So, yeah, it's a level...
Yeah, but you...
Remember, read it first, though.
No, I'm not using the one Well, it's one's last charge.
Okay.
That's hard to say.
Don't use the...
So it's seventh level.
So it's 3d4 plus one plus six.
So it's 94 plus nine damage.
But all you can do is individual numbers.
Okay.
This is six.
You're going to need to use all of them on him.
Oh really? Has he got a load of health?
He's not really damaged much.
For the instance of saving time, just roll
them all and add nine. Okay.
94 plus nine.
I'm stealing your dice, sorry.
So I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Two, two, four, eight.
Oh, one guy's dead. Nine forgot i got pushed over 16 20 23
27 plus 9 36 36 points wow that's pretty good he's still alive but you watch quill bring out
this wand with his one hand and just these blasts of magic. He's like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
But it's still standing,
staggering, reeling back.
Barely, barely alive.
Yes.
Bam. Thanks. And I didn't use
the last charge either, so it doesn't explode in my hand.
That's what I was scared of.
So where are we in relation to the boat?
I mean, you are like 80 feet down. We're below the boat. I'm just told I can get you back up. Okay, so I just wait was scared. So where are we in relation to the boat? I mean, you are like 80 feet down.
We're below the boat.
I'm just told I'm like, I can get you back up.
Okay, so I just wait it out.
Okay, do you want to ready an action?
I guess, yeah.
Get ready to attack.
Yeah, I'll get ready, yes.
When we get back on the boat.
So when you see a hostile, you're attacking.
I'll attack them, yeah.
All right, Johan, your turn.
I am going to grab Bond to say I'm all ready.
You're already on sentry.
I'm just carrying him.
I'm not falling, so if I let go and I'm just good
There's gonna be like a flash of lightning and I'm gonna cast dimension door
Nice
And I'm gonna go right behind him
Oh yes
Wooo
Yo punch
And then Sentry's action goes off then
You can actually aim it so that I'm behind Sentry
Oh my god
So you basically plant Sentry.
You feel your feet touch ground and you see the golem in front of you.
And then I'm going to...
I suck up over here.
I'm going to...
Fuck off.
Cool.
I'm going to attack the golem.
And you get to make it twice because it's your attack action you were holding.
Very nice.
Let's go.
Sweet.
That was actually really worth it.
16 plus 8.
Both hit.
Divine Smiting.
Divine Smiting plus. Okay. Well, what level? worth it. 16 plus 8. Both hit. Divine Smiting. Divine Smiting plus.
Okay.
What level?
Level 2, my last one.
So 3d8 extra plus your normal d8.
Cool.
So normal d8.
d4.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So that's 4 plus 8.
Oh, my God.
9 plus 4.
Centuries.
That's 3.
So that's 12 for the first one.
And then 3d8, 4, 8, plus 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
How much does this rose?
You see it just pop through the other end of the gyro as it stops spinning
and just his scraping metal as the rose kind of pulls back out.
It slumps to the side and Century and Johanna just stood there basically.
Oh my god.
I mean, oh my titan.
That's your go.
Oh my god.
Johanna, you moved over there, you cast the thing.
The golem is now
dead. The one remaining
marksman leaps off the side
of the wall.
Like, nope!
Further fall!
I guess the marksman is going to attempt to do the same
The assassin
Nova and Lucius, you get attacks of opportunity against him
Yeah
He's just like slapped
Can I shoulder barge with my armor of Agathys?
Oh
Forcing it to trigger
If you
Oh, that's pretty good
If you punch, would it...
No, it's when he's attacked.
Oh.
But if I'm shoulder barging him...
I would say you can do it as long as you let him make an attack
against you. Like, you
run onto his knife. You're like,
yeah!
That's how it works.
Just stop me! That's a very Lucius way of doing it, though.
I mean, it would get it to work
Yeah that's going to hit you
He doesn't have sneak attack
Against you so it's just
7 points of damage
He takes 20 points back
He will half that for 10
He is barely standing
Nova
Can I use
Has to be a melee attack
It can't be chilled In which case yeah Nova Can I use Has to be a melee attack You don't have Warcaster
It can't be chilled
You have Warcaster
You don't have it
In which case
Yeah I'll
If I attack him
Can I
Try and do it
So that I knock him out
So that we could
Potentially
Quiz him
About my stuff
We have got a brig right
You don't
No we don't
You didn't get a brig
In the end
But you've got
Like a room
You could probably Like a storage room or something.
We've got an anchor we can hang him off.
That's a 17.
Yep. Just hits.
All right, as long as you do two points of damage, which I think you can do.
10 plus 5, 15.
He leaps, Lucius runs in front of him onto his knife like the like
Like kind of chips away some of the armor.
The cold sprays in his face.
He just manages to dodge the side and is about to, like, leap off backwards.
You just come from behind Lucius.
On the top of his head.
You have to grab him, like you and Lucius grab him,
before he falls over and then drag him up onto the side of the ship.
I like to think he just falls.
I fall under his weight and he's just on me.
Yeah, he's just on you.
He's on me!
On you and Lucius.
He's just like, poof, over both of you.
He's on me!
And with that, you're out of initiatives.
Is everyone okay?
Is everyone safe?
Is everyone on the boat and not jumping off of it?
Ayla, help these guys.
Get this assassin off.
Sure.
I'll pick up this assassin.
Can I look over at you? You know, his dagger is incredibly well Sure. I'll pick up his assassin. Can I look over to you?
You know, his dagger is incredibly well made.
I will take that.
Can I see where the skiff is now?
It's in the sea, Dan.
I think at this point,
Oriah has just been following it
and Penny and Lancy are like,
cha-chung, cha-chung.
And it's just like,
it's smoking and it's going to hit the ocean.
Just a no mercy attack.
Nice.
All right.
I might need to lie down.
Okay, okay.
If anyone that's hurt, stand around me for ten minutes.
How long does Beacon of Hope last?
Oh, that's a good question.
And also I think Prayer of Healing might be a concentration as well.
Do we need to fix the helm?
So it took 15 points of damage.
So the crew can do that, basically.
As long as it's not damaged, they can just do that.
You stopped up on supplies in Imexan,
so they can just take time.
As long as you're not attacked any time soon.
I believe it's in the repair action.
Yeah, that was interesting, everyone.
Yeah.
Johanna, you still alive?
Barely.
You see him at the back of the ship, holding on to the banners. Yeah, I'm, are you still alive? Barely. You see him at, like, the back of the ship,
like, holding on to, like, the banners.
Yeah, I'm holding on to the banners.
All I can do, Johan, is a little thank you.
Give him 20 points.
Forget what I said.
Don't have it prepared.
I was crawling halfway down the steps towards you.
In that case, I'll do an actual heal on you.
I guess I'm still within the minute of Beacon of Hope.
Sure.
So I'll just do
a level two
cure runes on you
so that's 16, 20.
20 pinch.
Thank you.
I'm going to like
wimp up towards
the front of the boat
and just sort of
like get out
my materials
and just start to
draw runes and stuff.
You, I mean
one of the components
that you think
you're going to need you're going to need to build something into, one of the components that you think you're going to need,
you're going to need to build something into the front of the boat
that has two things that something can grip onto.
Can we use the metal thing to make this dude?
I mean, you look at them.
The only person who probably has the knowledge to do this is Nova.
She's the only person who has any experience with magitek.
Nova, this thing stole my lightning.
Took it.
We're in the business of harvesting lightning now.
I feel like that's the thing.
Okay, well, if Johann tells me more about his spell,
maybe I can figure out what I need to take from this thing
to put into the ship.
Both work together?
Yeah.
Would there be any more metal left over
for my thing? So, if you're
going to harvest this thing, first of all, if you want to
use its pylons to build into
Johan's ritual, one of you two will make an
arcana check with advantage. So whoever has the
higher arcana...
Plus seven. Plus zero.
So, Nova. So,
you can tell that Johan, he's
describing to you the feelings of this ritual.
But it's not scientific, and there's no way you could build something out of it.
So you kind of have to work with him to figure out exactly how this is going to work.
And you test a few things with the pylons.
You have to kind of experiment with it.
But make the arcana check.
Let's see how successful you can be.
It's like a really bad art commission.
but make the arcana check.
Let's see how successful you can be.
It's like a really bad art commission.
He's saying, like, it feels like you've really repped and also very sexy.
I imagine, like, under my breath, I'm just kind of like...
I can't... I can't science that.
25.
25.
The two of you together think that you can take the pylons
from this golem,
use them to build into a latticework that you can funnel through the forecastle, and Johann you can
begin inscribing the runes around these pylons and then connect them to a
central ritual circle. Okay. But you have to burn the runes into the deck, like
with lightning you're like scoring it in with your finger as you trace it.
You also pretty much work that this golem,
however it's been constructed,
there's about 530
golds worth of ethereum. Hello!
So the actual golem itself
has ethereum
plating and strips of
metal built through its body.
It's constructed from this valuable material.
530 gold. We should
find a way to transport this back to Gusthaven to our secret metal built through its body. It's constructed from this valuable material. 530 gold.
We should find a way to transport this back to Gusthaven
to our secret
bunker.
Your home.
Our secret bunker.
Underneath my home.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
What were the words you just said?
I want to use some of it for a project. Basically, the way the Ethereum said? I want to use some of it for a project.
Basically, the way the Ethereum is, it has
a worth value of 530.
But I can't use the actual Ethereum.
It would be the same as buying other supplies.
Just treat it as money.
You don't need Ethereum for the project,
but you could use the Ethereum as
a replacement for some of the metal.
But it would still have the same cost.
So can I take off another 100 golds worth of material?
If you're going to take 100 gold
off the 530 gold you just made,
yes.
Yes, I am.
None of us know what you're spending money on.
You're just saying.
You spend 100 of it automatically.
Okay. Yep, you do that.
You can begin working with that.
Johan, that is going to take some time.
You reckon that's probably going to take at least a day?
Days work for Johan.
Can I assist and make sure things are working
by whenever they need a little bit of lightning?
Yeah, I'd make it your height.
It's absolutely built like...
It's being built around you to hold this together.
Johan, I'm guessing these were...
You watched them do stuff to your ship,
these are the people you saw, right? The whole time.
Do you have to engrave
into the wolf?
Stop it!
There are so many people talking.
What's going on? Well, he's complaining
because you're... I don't like what you're doing to the
ship. He's like,
Nova and Johan are just doing
this, and Lucius has not given
you permission and it's his ship.
And it's funny. Can you stop?
What are you doing? What's this?
It's fatal. The aesthetic
of the front is everything about a ship.
You can't just stick two pylons.
I just hold up the Gatling gun. Does anyone want to use this?
A Gatling gun?
It's not super large.
It's probably about
maybe like
a bucket
size barrel, like a kind of
width of a bucket, but quite long.
It could be modified as a
chip weapon, but it won't be
as effective as a ballista.
But could it be added in addition to the
two ballistas? Yes, absolutely.
You could mount it on
a little tripod on one of the
portal starboards.
Obviously it would have a limited firing arc if you
do that, but yeah.
Does it match your vision?
Could I see a Gatling gun in my vision?
Your vision was very blurry.
There was all sorts of
I did see
a crab-like horrible creature,
and I guess up close this must have been what I saw.
The one in Musca, yeah.
Oh, you want it on Sentry?
You could try.
Sentry is literally getting every upgrade
from the planet right now.
You should have a face gun.
Yeah, design it so it comes out the back.
Oh, a blastoise.
Like a blastoise.
Or like a gun dog.
A gun dog!
I will say,
if you,
the gatling,
the force gatling
on this creature,
you do not have the means
to do it on the ship.
Somewhere like
Volcanos,
a secret guardian facility
built for guardians,
would probably have the tools
to integrate it
into the century.
Pretty cool.
So this assassin
that we have got...
Can we take his feather for the token and give it to Sentry?
Yeah, I was going to say...
There is no token. It's a rune
engraved on his armour.
Can I take the rune off then?
No, it's engraved into the armour.
It's like a...
Can I take the armour off then? You take the armour off, the rune off then? No, it's engraved into the armour. Could I take the armour off then?
You take the armour off, yeah. You take the armour off,
the rune disappears.
It's coded almost like to him
specifically. Interesting.
You see on the inside of the armour,
his suit underneath the armour
that he's wearing, or like the leather armour
he's got, has like these leather plates
and things like that. If you
strip him, because it is like skin tight
he's basically naked that he doesn't
have like underpants or anything on under there.
He just has like a very, actually he'd probably have
like a jock strap, like a black kind of like
keeping his bits intact.
I just don't want, I just want to remove his ability
to use the fancy thing. Yeah, that's fine, you can do that.
But what's interesting is on the inside
of the leather, there are all these like,
it's like a beautiful kind of, like,
spider web of thin metal, and it has, like, these dots
that seems like it touches bear skin.
And as soon as you peel it away from him,
that's when the rune, it just kind of, like, crumbles
and just seems to vanish.
That's pretty cool.
Has he gotten large registrants on his chalk strap?
Spells are being cast down in that area.
Maybe. Who knows? Do you want to take it off?
Nope.
I'm busy working some
other rods.
No, I'm not making an
arcana check on his
dick and balls.
You have time. I'm guessing
Johan and
Nova finish working on this ritual.
You gather up the supplies.
Quill, if you do investigate
the dagger, it's a plus one dagger
that he was carrying. It's like this
tomfla curved arm blade.
It's plus one.
And no...
I don't know what she's laughing at.
What should I add for the equipment?
Not this again. Just a plus one down.
Plus one down.
You reach the end.
Over 24 hours,
Johan and Nova and Ayla finish this platform
that it will now sit at the front of the storm chaser.
Very cool.
Johan, you finish your work,
and you feel that calling.
Yeah. I'm going to step up onto
the front of the boat i'm going to have my cloud fly up into the sky but i'm not on it okay yeah
i'm just standing on the front of the boat okay uh-huh so you watch as johan moves away from the
group and moves up to the front of the boat i'm just going to say sorry for bringing you that
trouble but i feel this was necessary.
Well, we've got the ritual in place.
Let me say it aloud.
I will meet you
at the Stormlands
when you are ready.
Wait, you're leaving?
Well, you guys have pressing matters here
and you need to prepare for what comes ahead.
But you were so helpful.
I wouldn't have got back on the boat
if it wasn't for you.
I feel like you had a plan.
You were moving pretty slowly.
Yeah, I was, but I don't know how I would have got back up.
Yeah.
Well...
You've been very helpful.
I appreciate that, but I need to get back.
I need to scout the area and prepare.
But this will let us get to you.
Yes.
And you want us to pick you up
Before we go
Crazy and riding into a storm
You'll be waiting at the batminton
You'll be waiting at the, okay
Okay, well
Quill, he's going to be waiting for you at the storm wall
You need to go to the storm wall
I have something to tell you
Thank you for updating me
There's this guy called Johan, he's a sorcerer
He needs you to go to the storm wall
Okay, look, I was dead at the time
I'm just passing on the message now Better late than never There's this guy called Johan. He's a sorcerer. He needs you to go to the storm wall. Okay, look, I was dead at the time.
I'm just passing on the message now.
As they're doing this.
Better late than never.
I'm just going to subtly, as they're beckoning, just flash of lightning.
Who's beckoning?
Yeah, so to everyone, you see just a flash of lightning at the front,
and Johan has vanished. His cloud has vanished.
The only one who sees anything is Quill,
with your passive perception.
Far back, 500 feet in the clouds,
you see Johan and his tiny cloud flying away.
Did that look really cool?
That was a far better exit than entrance.
It was.
And that is where we will end today's episode.
A little special guest episode with Ryan.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ryan.
Thank you, Johan.
One last thing.
I know we need to wrap up,
but one last thing is we now have a new experience point system.
Yes, we do.
Which I need to do with you guys,
and I want to do on here.
No, you read it out as we do this.
I don't think I've leveled up in a bit.
What are we on? We have. We've got the three spots leveled. Mike put it in for us. Oh, you read it out as we do this. I don't think I've leveled up in a bit. What are we on?
We have.
We've got the three spots.
Mike put it in for us. Oh, you put it in.
We're on 43,000.
Yes, I did.
We're 5,000 away from leveling up to level 9.
And that was a pretty good combat.
We might get something out of this.
I feel like we made friends.
Yeah, we made a great friend in Johan.
You know what?
That's level 20.
Well, so go through the list.
All characters gain XP equal to their level times 100, so we get 800.
800. I'll add this all up for you.
I'm not going to put anything in until it's done.
I'm not going to touch it.
All characters gain experience points as determined by the DM for any encounters.
So that is, I will tell you how much that is.
That was 1,000.
So that's 1,400 each.
Okay, this is pretty good. We're halfway there.
All characters gain XP equal to
their level times 200 if at least one
character completed a short-term goal.
I will not say any of you accomplished
that this time. No.
Personal goals. And it doesn't count because
he's a guest.
XP times their level times 25 if a character
met any of the following conditions.
We attune to a new magic item.
I got a plus one dagger.
Match these rows.
That was in the last session.
So I'd say not that one. The dagger, you don't need
to achieve two.
It's not a big thing.
Invoked their bond, ideal, or flaw
to make a meaningful impact.
Anyone feel that they did that?
No.
I mean, Sentry jumped off the ship.
That was being cool.
Okay, developed a new or existing
relationship in a meaningful way. I mean, Johan,
everyone did.
I'll give you that. So that's 1x25.
Level times 25.
So that's 200 XP.
An extra 200.
Used a skill or spell to solve a
problem in an interesting or meaningful way.
I mean, Johan did with
Dimension Door, I suppose, to solve the
Fallen Century. If you think that that was cool, I can add that, yeah.
A character discovered a piece of interesting, useful
and or secret lore about the world
or an NPC. We kind kind of like I sold the ritual
Yeah, I feel like as we started as well like putting the pylons on like sure
Undertook a perilous journey that took time to complete and start a few peristy for you
A character failed a significant role that resulted in wasted resources a negative negative relationship, or an injury, or some other major drawback.
Sentry jumped off a ship.
That was cool, but...
And a character took actions that made a major impact on the world or local area, for better or worse.
I don't think so, not this time.
There's a ship in the ocean.
Not really.
Polluting does not count.
Polluting doesn not count Polluting Literally does not count
What about
What about not listening to Johan
Made the storms worse in Meskid
I'm going to say no for now
Because there's things you don't know
Okay
Okay
So that is 2,800 XP each
Wow
That's how we're going to do it from now on
And that's me trying out a new system. I've called it
Sherlock Humes' Expanded Experience.
It also means that you guys have...
So we're on 45,800, yeah? Yep.
Sweet. So you have a better idea of how much
XP we have. Yeah, and also
it's a system which encourages... The idea is that
you guys have more transparency of ways that you
can get experience points. It's not just combat.
But you understand where the experience points
come from. Or ethereal milestones.
Yes. And then the idea is also
it's a group thing. It's like we work it out as a team.
Thank you so much. Thank you everyone.
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