High Rollers DnD - High Rollers: Aerois #69 | Portal Through Space and Time (Part 2)

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Pickaxe. See app for details. McCrispy fans, there is a new jaw-dropping McCrispy at McDonald's. It's called the Firecracker McCrispy. It has the crispy, juicy, tender chicken you love, topped with crispy jalapenos and a super tasty sweet and spicy sauce. You'll wish this spectacle of flavor never ended. Try the new Firecracker McCrispy today at participating McDonald's restaurants. so those notes can go out the window uh and then these notes um okay so we come back in as the all of you arrive in a sudden kind of eruption of magic into this strange
Starting point is 00:01:28 alien world. Plants that you don't recognize. Green fields that seem to just stretch on for miles and miles and miles. A gentle, soft breeze. The air is pleasant, temperate.
Starting point is 00:01:45 It is quite a peaceful location, except for the humming sound of these large airships that occasionally pass overhead and seem to descend down towards this beautiful white city of curved metal and glass that stretches out before you. You can see that there are various smaller homes dotted around it there are some of the parts of the city actually float up in the sky um one particular building appears to not really a building but almost like an enormous floating
Starting point is 00:02:18 dock uh that you would have for sailing ships hovers just above the city and a little bit further out and all of these metal airships come and go from there basically. It's a few miles away from where you currently are. You'll have to trek there on foot but you can see the faint markings of these Valkyrian Empire banners being
Starting point is 00:02:40 flown outside. Where the hell are we? Look. It's, uh, I mean, me and Ayla have felt this before, that kind of travel before. Wherever we are, it's far away.
Starting point is 00:03:00 No, we're not, no, it's a nightmare. This is just a nightmare. We're just dreaming. No, Sentry, Sentry, Sentry. It's okay, we're all. No, it's a nightmare. This is just a nightmare. We're just dreaming. No, Sentry, Sentry, Sentry. It's okay. We're all together. It's fine. We're having a nightmare together, right?
Starting point is 00:03:11 It's just in a different place. Yes, it's a joint nightmare that is my life. Welcome. Enjoy. We are together. We are together. This could have gone much worse. We all managed to catch Sentry before she was pulled on her own.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I'm imagining that is what could have happened. We are together. Hey, we're not inside Hadara, so that's fine. My question is, does this look anything like the pictures we saw in Rose Hall? No. No, it looks different. Similar, like,
Starting point is 00:03:47 not similar looking plants, but just as alien, but not the same ones you saw. No. Uh, so... So... How do we wake up? I still believe it's a dream. I don't... I don't want to believe this.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Do you want me to slap you? Okay, yeah. You pinch him, you slap him. No wake-ups. Why us? Does that mean the rift is still open? We failed? The rift was definitely not open.
Starting point is 00:04:20 The rift exploded in reality-breaking magic when you tried to bind it with the last one. So you did destroy the rift exploded in reality-breaking magic when you tried to bind it with the last one. So you did destroy the rift. It will no longer be open. However, the consequences are you are all affected by different realities of magic. Some of you more better off than others. Can we contact Raya?
Starting point is 00:04:46 What do we do? Let's still... See if you can message Quill. I don't think we're on Nerois anymore. No. We're not on Nerois anymore. That's impossible. No, I...
Starting point is 00:05:02 Look at this. The cradle will protect us. We can't... Surely. Like Quill said, no I look at this surely like Quill said Quill and I have been we've been outside the cradle before we've and we don't know what happened then but it wasn't
Starting point is 00:05:16 that ages five we we went to a different plane and there was a giant spider once that was that was just me and Quill it was very bizarre, didn't like it this felt like that it felt like that thing
Starting point is 00:05:31 how can we test and find out for sure? am I right? um look around not a rowist I mean have you ever seen a city emblazoned with starbane sigil? That's not a rose.
Starting point is 00:05:49 I apologize, I'm being very very irritable right now because this is crap. We try and save the world, we get booed off the world. What is this about? This is just bullshit. I think, if anything, it just shows there are more worlds out there than our own. And it's not... It just... I know we knew this, but it's not limited to Erois. There are other worlds.
Starting point is 00:06:20 There is more life out there. And this shows the extent well I guess of Starbane and his empire. I don't think this is meant to be some sort of message to us. This is just... No, it's not. It's not. But I'm just saying that... Our home is no longer where we are
Starting point is 00:06:38 and we were there to try and protect it and we were thrown away from it. So how do we protect it now? And how do we protect it now and how do we get home how do i help the guardians they're all gonna die if i'm not home everybody everybody everybody calm down calm down i've just been thinking about this remember when we were at rose hall and we saw paintings of an alien landscape and and the ghost there she mentioned being visited by by someone who looked similar to lucius i don't think this is that world but but she mentioned
Starting point is 00:07:14 that there are archways that there are gates that allowed this person to visit her in rose hall so maybe somewhere on this planet if she was able to be visited from an alien planet that was similar to this, the flora here looks similar. It doesn't look the same, but it looks similar. Maybe there is an archway or maybe we can use the starships. You know, if this is part of the Valkyrian Empire, there might be a starship, a way to get home. Think about it. If this is part of the Valkyrian Empire, they would use teleportation circles, and we
Starting point is 00:07:49 do know a way to one place at least, and that's to Valor. Oh, Quill. I don't like that. As you guys are having this discussion, you begin to hear a faint kind of humming,
Starting point is 00:08:06 like a kind of distant but growing ever closer loud hum. I wonder if this is part of Starbane's empire. I wonder if it's worth us pretending we are allies of Starbane's empire. I wonder if it's worth us pretending we are allies of Starbane. Look, I know you're going to yell at me, but we are on a Starbane planet. We are on a Starbane planet.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Can we just, sorry, just to interrupt, that humming noise, can we like maybe some hide? Also, I'm Aarakocraro can we hide i'm a roe is um you are currently in a very large open grassy plain there's some hills um but there's no like rocks or buildings or anything really substantial no forests to hide in um and as you are looking around um you very you can see what i best would describe to you guys as a kind of floating chariot.
Starting point is 00:09:09 But there are no horses. There are no animals pulling it. It just seems to be moving on its own through magic as it is making its way towards you. There appears to be two armored figures on it, and they are kind of coming in your direction. I'm going to life flag. Okay. two armored figures on it um and they are kind of coming in your direction um i'm gonna lie flat okay lucius lies down on the grass it feels very nice lucius it's there's this very strong heady floral scent um and the grass there's an element here which is kind of similar to the lowlands of Arois. It has that same earthy smell, but
Starting point is 00:09:48 it's warm, it's quite nice, it feels quite soft and cushions against you. And yeah, the rest of you see this chariot getting closer and closer. It's obviously moving extremely fast. Somebody upon it seems to be waving at you in your direction, kind of...
Starting point is 00:10:06 Well, they've seen us, so... Everyone hide, quickly! Get down! There's no hiding, it's seen us, and it's not aggressive. It probably will be, but... What can we do? What can we say? We're clearly not from around here, look at us look at us start by waving back do you do that quill no yeah quill one little wing waves um yeah it's uh the person sort of like sees quill wave he stops waving and this metal chariot which is this sleek polished silver chariot with large
Starting point is 00:10:46 gemstones on the bottom of it which seem to propel it off the ground uh pulls up inside of two figures both armored uh wearing a kind of sleek gray metal plate um on it they have one of them has a giant pair of feathered wings coming out of the back of their armor. They have pale blue skin with white hair that seems to flow and curl around them very beautifully and unnaturally. The other one appears to be... They wear a full helmet.
Starting point is 00:11:17 They're quite large, kind of hulking almost. And you can see that both of them have the Valkyrian Empire symbol on the armor. But they kind of pause and look over, and the one with the blue skin calls out. It's like, oh, there. We had some reports of some transportation magic. Are you citizens okay?
Starting point is 00:11:40 Are you all right? Where have you come from? Can I see us? We're a bit confused. from? Oh, we're a bit confused. Sir, yes, we can see you. There's no need to hide on the ground, sir. You're quite safe. Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Hello. Hello. I'm gonna get up. Kind of looks at you curiously. The larger one just folds its arms and sort of looms and looks down on you all. Sorry, we're a bit geographically confused. What city is this?
Starting point is 00:12:14 What city is this? It's the Principality of Ishtar. Have you come from Aronia or Bellerin? Armoria? Are you off-world? Are you off-world? Are you off-worlders? Was there a malfunction in your teleportation magic? Yes, we're off-worlders.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yeah, he kind of nods and smiles. He's like, Ganassi, I know that you're an off-worlder. It was something of a rhetorical question. I didn't know if you were based here. I mean, some of you I don't recognize, so you're certainly not from here on Elysium. Elysium? Yes, yes, that's the name of this planet.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Are you from somewhere, I think, perhaps somewhere not as educated as he looks at Lucius when you say that. Wow. Sorry, I think everyone's just a bit discombobulated. It went wrong. Very wrong.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Travel makes us feel a bit pukey. Feel a bit pukey. Ah, you're not used to planar travel. Understandable. It's not very nice. I mean, it's not really dangerous, but we prefer citizens not to just be out here
Starting point is 00:13:24 on the plains. We can give you a lift into the city and help you get your feet sorted, if that is necessary. That'd be lovely. Yes, please. Yes, of course. Of course. Yes, come on. Come on board, and we'll get you some water.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Do you drink water, some of you? I'm not sure if all off-worlders... Can you process? Yes. Okay, okay. Do you have any plates? Plates? Yes, of course we have plates. This is a very advanced golem.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Do you have a facility to warm the plate? Warm it. Yes, my dear, yes. We have fire and warmth and everything else. Yes, we have all of that here on Elysium. You'll be safe, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Can I have ten of those? He like... He seems so bamboozled by Sentry. And you can see him looking like, your golem is making a request. Is this your golem?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Oh, yes. She's as, well, I would say human, as, I don't know, it's like the race. This is fascinating. as... That's like the race. This is fascinating. I've never met such an advanced construct. But you don't know
Starting point is 00:14:53 Elysium. He looks at you, Lucius, like, but you've never heard of Elysium before? I don't know every street in my own city, let alone other planets. Oh, I see. Oh oh I see oh I see understandable the large one who's been silent this whole time you hear this kind of deep rumbling mmm come on hurry and this pew this plume of like fire and smoke kind
Starting point is 00:15:20 of erupts from under the helmet and rises up. Yes, alright. Keep your infernal britches in your armor. Come on, then. Worst partner I ever could have been partnered with. Come on. Let's get you back into the city, then. I'm Hadriel. And he kind of offers a hand. Offers a Hadriel. Pleasure to meet you.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Lucius Virion Eluin Elanaster. A pleasure to meet you, Master Elanaster. Let's get you into the city, and then, if you don't mind, we might just have to do some routine questions, just get some information from you. We'll need to have your weapons scanned, that sort of thing. Just because unlicensed planar travel,
Starting point is 00:15:59 we need to make sure that you're all documented. We don't want any trouble with the authorities from this point onwards, right? Of course. Ayla just grips her hammer quite tightly. Like, hmm. Is that the sigil of Ishtar? I'm pointing at the Starbane one.
Starting point is 00:16:18 You point at it. Interesting. Make an insight check for me. Sure. Unlicensed planar travel. 13. There is a flicker. You don't quite...
Starting point is 00:16:35 I think with a 13, when you point at it, you can't mistake that as Hadriel looks at it, there's this kind of discomfort when he sees the symbol and that question that you ask. He's like, no, no, my good man, that is not the symbol of Ishtar. That is of the Valkyrian Empire, the new custodians of Elysium. Did we find the one good egg on the planet? Are you asking that in character?
Starting point is 00:17:01 No. No. Aayla wouldn't use the term good egg for a random stranger. This is in character. No, the glorious Emperor Valkyrian is providing security and safety to all the citizens of Elysium, and so we are obviously dedicated to his cause. Go, Emperor.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Indeed, the lodged figure is just like, Hail, Kallus. Go Emperor. Indeed. The lodged figure is just like, Hail, Calus. Love it. I just kind of recoil a little bit when he says that. I'm just like, oh. Yeah, and I think, like, there's... I'm not going to make you have guys make insight checks
Starting point is 00:17:44 to see that hadriel does not repeat what was just said he just kind of is like right well better better get a crack on then let's get you back to the city um and kind of lead you into the back of this elongated chariot it's quite like slender and thin but it stretches out quite long uh the two of them sit up front. The larger figure grips these crystalline kind of grips, and the whole thing lurches to life up into the air, turns around, and it begins making its way back towards this large, beautiful metal city. Overhead, you see all sorts of, like,
Starting point is 00:18:19 vehicles and ships passing and going, and as you draw closer, you begin to see what appear to be farms, um, very kind of loose communes, but you don't see any people working on the farms. You see things more. They're not like century,
Starting point is 00:18:34 but they are clearly like metal people, like, but much more simplified. They look like clockwork soldiers, almost these kinds of very thin bodied clockwork individuals that appear to be doing the farming along with larger machines. Um, and you are, soldiers almost these kind of very thin bodied clockwork individuals that appear to be doing the farming along with larger machines um and you are you kind of go sailing past um towards what appears to be a wall of half translucent light that acts as a gate into the city itself lucius
Starting point is 00:18:58 you had a question yeah can i use the messenger ring and say, yes. So, Hedgel, have you been in the... What's your job? Interesting question. That's a very interesting thing. Let me check something for you there. Chris Trott? I like Tom's changing his background. I just want you to know I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I need to be in the right... You know, the lights around me have to be correct. Is it bluey? Oh, that's very interesting. I forgot that they could do that. Oh. You... Oh, interesting.
Starting point is 00:19:35 No, I think that... No, he doesn't reply. He does not reply to you. Well, our messenger rings are safe, everybody. Good, good to you. Well, our messenger rings are safe. Everybody. Good. Good to know. So, Hadriel, no lucky Starbane. Other infernal, very intimidating person. Very much Starbane.
Starting point is 00:19:57 So, seems like things are a bit at tension, maybe? A lot of tension. Newly overthrown leader, etc, etc? It's the last place we need to be if we want to make a fuss about anything. I guess we'd fall into line and get what we need.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Not the last place. Gideon Prime would be the last place. Well, true. That was a result on the table. Yeah. Let's just get home, okay? Everybody focus on the task, not make a meal out of this. Yeah, so you guys have that conversation. You pass through this wall of light.
Starting point is 00:20:39 There is a flash of red, and you can see that several other figures, all of these strange races, some of them appear to be humanoid in shape and size. Some of them appear to be elven. They have elongated ears, longer than Aayla's ears. These elves' ears go quite far out, and their hair is a very bright blues and greens. But they all look around around and you can see several
Starting point is 00:21:06 of them reaching for force rifles, similar to what you've seen Valkyrians, the Valkyrian Empire's forces use before. But Hadriel holds a hand up. He's like, easy, easy, they're with us. We need to get them documented. And you just see a few of them nod and go back to their posts.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Hadriel probably makes a line like something like, always a bit jittery when the alarm sensors go off. Never know when, well, we never know when the star might launch an attack on us. Out of interest. Yes, Mr. Elinasto.
Starting point is 00:21:38 If we were, for some sort of reason, criminals, and we kind of involuntarily, well, we just ended up here, right? Plane shifted with the intent of really hurting place. Like, why are only two of you defending five of us? Well, I mean, he kind of smirks. This all hypothetical, obviously, Master Elinasto.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Of course. the fact is that we are not the only ones defending you I mean we have dozens of patrols for the Ishtar militia here we were just the ones on scouting duty for that day, we were monitoring the channels we just happened to see it and he looks at you, he's like
Starting point is 00:22:19 please, I mean this by no offence you and your companions are certainly no match for me and my partner. He is not in his true form. I feel safer already, thank you. You are quite safe here, I assure you. The Crimson Star's
Starting point is 00:22:38 forces will never reach Elysium. You are safe here. As long as you're not enemies of the Empire. And he kind of looks at you knowingly, like Enemies of the Crimson Tide. Absolutely. Hey, messenger ring real quick?
Starting point is 00:22:55 Hey! Hey, do you remember when Maximilian looked us up on that, um, thing on his wrist? Bleep bloop. He, uh. If their records are as up to date as Maximilian's being
Starting point is 00:23:10 part of the Empire. This isn't good. We need to get off. Depends how high level that knowledge is. Does, doesn't it? The chariot is pulled into a... And as you enter the city city the first thing to note is
Starting point is 00:23:26 across all the sites of eros you have never seen a more pristine clean beautiful city as this the walkways are framed by beautiful gardens the people are dressed in exquisite robes and cloth uh magic is everywhere magic lights um magic uh vehicles that transport people around there seems to be some sort of large the best way to describe it to your characters would be like out of character it's like a monorail like a kind of like crystalline monorail but your characters would appear like nothing you've seen before like a series of of carriages that move on a single track faster than you've ever seen um the people here are well dressed but you see the same armor this gray it's not like the valkyrian armor of the remnant you've seen before this is like a dull gray it. It's sleeker. Some of them wear capes with it. Some of them have wings that protrude from the back.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Some of them have sections for tails to come out. But it's this dark kind of like dull gray armor with the Valkyrian Empire symbol on it. And they are everywhere. You can see these patrols kind of walking around. They nod at citizens. They seem to inspect. They seem to inspect things like vehicles and
Starting point is 00:24:45 shops as they go um and yeah it's it's incredibly beautiful everything is made from a sleek metal or glass um there is very little stone or wood here that you can see um and yeah there's just magic all over the place but the chariot is pulled into a small side building that connects to a perhaps six-story glass and steel tower upon which you can see a pair of angel wings surrounding an eye, but hanging below that appears to be the banners of the Valkyrian Empire. You are basically unloaded. Hadriel kind of gestures for you to follow him. The larger fiendish
Starting point is 00:25:26 agent coming up the rear as you are led, unless you wish to resist or run away, into a large, very sleek lounge, I guess would be the best way to describe it. I'm scared. I'm scared that they're
Starting point is 00:25:44 going to know who we are and we're going to be imprisoned for the rest of time in this city. Adriel, do you know how long this will take? We're eager to get back. We actually can see how we could get back. He kind of
Starting point is 00:25:59 looks at you. Well, I mean, we have a functioning starport here. There are various magicians that can provide teleportation spells, plane spells, gateway spells. We have an active gateway here as well, all of which are usable by citizens. There are sometimes costs attached to these things.
Starting point is 00:26:19 They don't tend to just work for free. Ultimately, taxes have to be paid, and levies have to be paid to the Empire. But yes, I'm sure that you'll be able to find a way. I mean, there's often many entrepreneurial captains out there who are looking to transport passengers to the other worlds. Yes, I'm sure we can do that. In terms of how long this will take,
Starting point is 00:26:40 well, that depends on your backgrounds. I'm sure if you are the upstanding citizens i believe you to be there should not be any issues uh and he stops and looks at looks at you dead in the eyes quill you're not troublemakers are you no no i just we wanted to make sure we weren't trapped here is it you're asking us a question you see his eyes something glimmers across his eyes as you speak that to him, and he looks at you. Well, no need to worry then. Oh, we're so fucked.
Starting point is 00:27:16 He turns, he looks at the infernal creature, and you can see there's this bubbling tension between them. He looks up and he just says, Bargul, come on, go and take a break. I can take these five. And he looks. Got stuff to do anyway, angel. And he just
Starting point is 00:27:37 stomps off. Shoves like another humanoid out of his way as he makes his way down a corridor. Yes, go on. You can converse as you wish. I think the boys have something to say. We have our chance.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Hadriel, there's something about him who doesn't like Starbane. On his own, between now and when we get to wherever we're having our checks, we need to convince him to side with us somehow. Let us go. If he doesn't agree with Starbane
Starting point is 00:28:11 and he sees that we're enemy number one or six or maybe 25 of Starbane's radar, then hopefully we can get him on side. Can we use magic? Anyone got magic? Persuade him. This way, please. He kind of gestures you towards a large room where you can see several chairs and a table. Right away, here we go.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Quill? Never? Anyone? I don't think I should say anything because I cannot I can't function he gestures you inside out of curiosity Hadriel
Starting point is 00:29:00 what's the kind of range of these starports and gateways and things? What kind of, what other planets are available to travel to? Depends on the distance. I mean, it depends on the ship, quite honestly, Ganassi. Depends on the range. Some ships can't really manage more than a few sectors of, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:23 they can't, some ships can't enter into the the infinite staircase some can't travel via the the sticks hyperspace lanes um it depends really the gateways can generally travel to any other world with an active gateway so but they tend to be the most expensive a lot of uh cargo haulers and merchants tend to use them um and then teleportation magic is equally expensive. Just alphabetically, you know, just a few names off the top of your head. The planets aren't really coordinated by alphabet.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I mean, if you want to go to another, if you need to go back to, and I don't know where you're from, if you need to travel to another large city, Gideon Prime is accessible. We can also travel to... We have access to the four elemental planets. Brass City, Dal Seven,
Starting point is 00:30:09 Frostfell, Marid, all of those. You could also visit Asgarat if you really want to. I would hope that you would not. Same with Gehenna or Avernus. Landor. Lunarius. You can access most planets from here. Arcadia.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Some of the more outer planets. Jasavir. You may need to head to Gideon Prime. That's a little bit far out, unfortunately, for Elysium. Anyway, and he just gives you to enter the room. Another one. I noticed,
Starting point is 00:30:54 Hadriel, that... If you don't mind, sir, please, I'll answer more questions once we begin this process. I don't want to... Your friend here has said that you're busy. I don't want to take up more of your time. Just super quick, can I see if the reader on his eyes, if it's magical It's not a reader, it wasn't a reader It was his eyes
Starting point is 00:31:11 It was like a pulse of glow of golden energy over his irises He's an angel He's an angle He does appear to be very angelic He's an angle He got those powers He does not to be very angelic. He's an angle. He got those powers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:30 He does not say anything more. He's just kind of pointing at the doorway into the room and is not moving. Okay. I guess. Let's go. Okay. Okay. And when you step inside this room,
Starting point is 00:31:44 there is the unmistakable effect that you are in a zone of anti-magic century your thoughts become somewhat sluggish um as you're in you you can still function but the anti-magic is kind of limiting any more sufficient powers like you can think and speak and everything's normal but it's like it's like being a little bit powers like you can think and speak and everything's normal but it's like it's like being a little bit drunk like you can feel like your cognitive behavior a little bit off off kilter um everybody else anything magic you have any spells the messenger rings none of it functions inside this room not the magic messenger rings uh-oh uh he shuts the door and you hear like a metal latch and a hissing sound.
Starting point is 00:32:25 And he makes his way over to the table, takes a seat. From the table, he opens up a kind of glass slate that he begins typing away on. Something's almost like little runic stones. He's like... Please take a seat. Is this being recorded? He looks at you He's just like, for the purposes of these
Starting point is 00:32:51 Documentations, it does all need to be recorded I was going to state You've beaten me to the punch, I'm afraid, miss I was going to give you the full Readout, but yes, I should get it out of the way Now, this is being recorded For the purposes of your immigration And your documentation within the city of...
Starting point is 00:33:08 on the planet of Elysium and within the city of Ishtar. You are not under arrest at this point. This is simply to clarify your details of where you've come from, where you're going, and your business here on Ishtar, as well as to register any magic, weapons, or anything of dangerous properties that you've brought onto the planet with you. And he smiles. As you are
Starting point is 00:33:32 off-worlders, I should also let you know that as a planetar enforcer, I am able to detect when you are lying. So, please don't. It would make it very awkward and uncomfortable for both of us
Starting point is 00:33:45 well then we can get this off the table straight away our travel here was definitely not well intentional and we definitely didn't have any previous acceptance
Starting point is 00:34:03 to be allowed into this planet so if if there is a problem there, then hopefully we can avoid that. Well, I will need some more specifics. We do have a process for those who are transported to the planet through accidental means. Accidental teleportation and planar transport is a possibility. We do have a format for that. What were the circumstances? Well, it's simple, really. Trying to stop both our planet and entire existence from wiping out from the Crimson Tide. And we started to do such a thing by closing a rift,
Starting point is 00:34:43 but unfortunately it's time. It exploded on us and caused us to shift here. So. Interesting. That is certainly, and he types a few things on his keyboard, that is most certainly a reasonable reason for accidental planar transportation. And a commendation, nothing less. If you are, I know that you are not lying,
Starting point is 00:35:09 so sealing a rift of Hadars, that is admirable. I believe that there is currently an award payment for that. I can resolve that for you once this is completed. Our reward would be to go back home. That's all we accept. Well, the credits you would be provided will help fund that, or partially. There is an outstanding...
Starting point is 00:35:31 What's the currency on this world? We deal, if you... Does Nova actually ask that, or is that an internal Nova question? I'm going to say externally, because she's just word vomiting at this point, because she's nervous. She's just word vomiting.
Starting point is 00:35:44 We tend to, we use Valkyrian credits currently, but some of the vendors also still accept Elysian silver. But technically it's not official. Right. There are currency exchanges.
Starting point is 00:36:00 If you have off-world currency, you can convert it to Valkyrian credits at any of the banks here in Ishtar. Give me a reason to say that's legal tender. Please. Technically I just did. Well,
Starting point is 00:36:16 that explains how you got here. You obviously did not have a reason. You said you were defending your planet, Master Elinasto what planet are you all from well it's uh called Eroeth
Starting point is 00:36:31 he looks at you his eyes glimmer with golden light he looks very very quickly he glances around types something on the computer, and you see like a spark of magic come out from his hand into this crystal tablet that he's currently on. The room goes dark and all the lights shut off.
Starting point is 00:36:55 And then a kind of like faint glow. He's like, oh, dear, we seem to be having a technical issue. And then he leans in. He's like, whatever you do, do not repeat that word anywhere else. I've currently disabled the monitoring systems, but it will not last very long. We'll have technicians here in a few moments. How did you all leave Erois? Is what you said... I know what you said is true. You were fighting Hadar on...
Starting point is 00:37:18 You're from Erois? Yes. Fighting on two fronts. Yes. He looks around. This is a very dangerous city for you to be in. It's completely under Valkyrian control. I'm not sure how much help I can provide.
Starting point is 00:37:33 There's not much help I can provide. I will do what I can. But this is going to be tricky. We are well documented by Valkyrians as criminals. Only because we're trying to do what's right by our planet I know I know you are my planet was once
Starting point is 00:37:56 part of a coalition Ishtar City and the planet of Elysium was part of a coalition that fought against Kallus when he tried to invade we even sent some of our Aesimar to Erois and the planet of Elysium was part of a coalition that fought against Kallus when he tried to invade. We even sent some of our ASMR to Erois, refugees. We told them to seek safety. I believe that they found your planet along with other creatures, tieflings.
Starting point is 00:38:18 They found safety there, and your Siaska took them in. We are very grateful for that. There are still a few of us here who believe in the old ways of things, but not many. I will be able to falsify some of your records, but I'm not sure how much longer. If he sends agents here, they will uncover what I've done very quickly. If you have any questions, now is the time to ask me. We have minutes. Where should we say we're from? I can't. It will be obvious if I leave here.
Starting point is 00:38:48 I've spent a lifetime working in this militia trying to provide a way to help people. If I abandon it now, lots of people will suffer. And that goes for most of the people here on Ishtar. I want to help you, I do. Is there any way we can falsify the record? Say we're from, I don't know, can falsify the record say we're from i don't know gideon i can say we're from i yes i can but you have to understand my superiors have the same abilities
Starting point is 00:39:12 that i do they'll know when i'm lying and it's not against my nature to do so in the first place i can falsify the immediate records get you out of the precinct and into the city i can even maybe get you those credits i mentioned for sealing the rift. That won't look too suspicious, but... Well, by tomorrow, people are going to know you're here. That's the best I can do, I'm sorry. What's the quickest way that we can get off of this planet? If you had money, if you had credits, I'd say the gateways,
Starting point is 00:39:39 but you have to understand, there's no gateway back to Erois. Your planet is sealed. We can't plane our travel there. No magic, no spell can get you there. Not one that we know, anyway. The quickest route, then? Probably by starship. Normally, starships that get too close to Arois are attacked.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Your sun, Pallador, the sunship, it attacks anything that gets too close. If you could find a way to let it know that you're from Erois, it might let you pass. Mark, given Nova's knowledge of planar magic and the gateway that we saw under Kali's rest, would she be able to maybe piece together the coordinates for that? You never knew the coordinates for
Starting point is 00:40:35 Erois. You saw Valor input something which went to Kali's flagship. You saw the priestess put in the code for the devil planet uh where caritas was but you don't know eros's sequence you don't know it's a stargate code uh the chevron's sequence um and nova whilst you are a student of planar magic you're no expert you're not like your professor no i'm a dabbler you are a dabbler that doesn't mean to say that
Starting point is 00:41:02 you can't try and find out, but that would be tricky. Hadriel says, the other thing is if you know any other place you can go, a teleportation sequence, a sigil, another world where maybe you have more allies, that could be perhaps another route, but...
Starting point is 00:41:20 You'll also find a star, Captain. Into his flagship. Did you say that as Quill? Yeah. You're not lying. You have a code sequence for the Tassadar? His daughter gave it to us. His daughter?
Starting point is 00:41:42 Again, that's something perhaps a little beyond my pay grade, but can you give me the sequence? I have people I know that if I can give that to them, if there was a coordinated attack, you'd have some allies. We want to use
Starting point is 00:42:02 the code to get Valor back. Whatever business you have is your own but I know people that to get the chance to infiltrate the Tassadar discreetly, subvertly that's a once in a millennium opportunity we would have to
Starting point is 00:42:20 get your word that you would not harm Valor, his daughter cannot be harmed. Put it this way. She's one of us. I won't give them the code until you signify me that it's safe to attack. How about that?
Starting point is 00:42:35 If you can get me a... Do you know the sending spell? I do. There is a chance it can fail between planes, but use that. See if you can contact me, and then I can let them know. What if the moment we leave here, you take us to them directly? I can't take you myself, but I can give you directions of how to find them.
Starting point is 00:42:59 We could start this now. We could go with them. That's what you want, but that's a dangerous path. This is a rebellion against the Empire, and the Empire is vast and dangerous. We're not ready for that yet. We're not. You need to remember something.
Starting point is 00:43:18 If you're from Erois, then I know that you've fought against Valkyrian, but you need to understand that there are a lot of people in the universe. Lots of people from lots of planets who his empire has done nothing but bring them prosperity and peace and safety. He's not an enemy to everybody. Just to
Starting point is 00:43:34 the few of us who know a tyrant when we see one. He might not sacrifice lives, but he's prepared to sacrifice almost everything else. The code that Valor gave me, is it something I can send over sending instead? No.
Starting point is 00:43:52 It's pictographic. You need to physically... That's why she had you in the dream where she could show you the sigils so that you would remember them. Nova knows dream. Yeah, you could try we don't have much time could Quill use the eye to
Starting point is 00:44:09 ask the question of what is Eros's thing coordinates maybe does it have one it feels a bit yeah on the Stargate that we saw under Callie's rest
Starting point is 00:44:23 the Archways sorry The Archways. That's true. Sorry, the Archways copyright. Gotta remember, it's very important. Yeah, I can totally use the eye. Okay, in that case, I'll write down the code. You've got... If you want, I'll give you one more question to this guy.
Starting point is 00:44:41 And you can see he's looking around. You can begin to hear footsteps and things things like that what's your favorite color not that century got anything oh she just wants to leave she just wants to gtfo ASAP. Yeah, I think we're all questioned now. You hear the sounds of armoured footsteps and you see oh god, how to describe this fellow.
Starting point is 00:45:17 There is a lizard-like appearance, but it's not a dragonborn. You see a lizard-y man, but it's not a lizard-man like you know a lizard-man. It's more like a gecko. He's got a dragonborn you see like a lizardy man but it's not a lizard man like you know a lizard man it's more like a gecko he's got like a rounded head with like these big bulbous eyes um a big pair of glass goggles that kind of completely surround the eyeballs um wearing very loose uh very tight fitting top with these kind of like overall trousers with like a tool belt um he's being uh followed by two guards uh he kind of looks looks trousers with like a tool belt. He's being followed by two guards.
Starting point is 00:45:46 He kind of looks at the window, looks at all of you looking in. Hadriel waves at him. He sticks in. He's like, Officer Hadriel, your interrogation room has broken. I have come to fix.
Starting point is 00:46:01 He's like, yes, yes. Thank you, Engineer. Yes, this panel, it just seemed to, I don't know, the magic seemed quite unstable. He He's like, yes, yes, thank you, Engineer, yes. This panel, it just seemed to... I don't know, the magic seemed quite unstable. He's just like, ah, yes, sometimes problem. I fix, I fix. And he looks,
Starting point is 00:46:16 he looks around all of you. Strange company. He kind of cackles. And then he looks at the panel, he begins pulling out all these different crystal rods and tools uh he begins fiddling around with it ah yes ah overburdened mana crystal and he takes out this kind of large slender crystal and it's like, I replace. And then you hear this kind of hum. The magic seems to surge back through the room. There we go. Fixed. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Have good day, all. Yes. Thank you. Thanks. One of his, his tongue licks the, licks like the big glass thing. And then he's like, keep forgetting that I am wearing them. Bye bye. And he begins trotting off. And then he's like, keep forgetting that I am wearing them. Bye-bye. And he begins trottling off.
Starting point is 00:47:09 The two guards look at Hadriel. Hadriel kind of glances back at them and is like, it's fine. There's no problem. Just a technical issue. One of them is like, very well, Officer Hadriel. The other one lingers for a moment. It's got like a slightly feminine form. And does anybody speak Infernal? I can't remember if any of you do i don't think you do i think no would be the only one who does no no it's not the ring keeper is only
Starting point is 00:47:36 yeah yeah it's not i got rid of so you've got yeah do you do you not have the earring that's yeah she does but it's not on there. It's only got certain languages. It's only got common languages to erose. Yeah. The woman says something in this kind of guttural, very husky voice, kind of, Teref ma gesten fech nel hadriel.
Starting point is 00:48:00 And he looks, he's just like, no problem, Lieutenant, just some sort of technical issue you can tell the captain that I'm just processing these outlanders had a bit of a planar malfunction getting here unfortunate
Starting point is 00:48:16 I do hope you enjoy your stay on Elysium visitors she nods and then makes her way and it was fully helmeted you couldn't really see her face or what she looked like inside, but she begins making her way. Hadriel turns back to you all. He's like, so, where are we from? So you are all from...
Starting point is 00:48:34 And he begins typing. He's like, ah, yes, here we go. Landor. Traveling via Landor. Malfunction with sealing Hadar rifts. I can award you a thousand credits into an account, but sometimes the transfer can be a bit messy. I'll make sure I put it onto a chip for you.
Starting point is 00:48:52 And he pulls out a small kind of ceramic disc with various holes and lines drilled into it, slides it over towards the five of you across the table. And let's see, you're heading towards Gideon Prime for some sort of business. Yes, very good. Very good. Types that all away.
Starting point is 00:49:12 It's like, well, the last thing I have to do is I just need to scan your weaponry and your magic. Make sure that we flag you appropriately for its use. He taps a button and there is a wash of light through
Starting point is 00:49:26 the room um and a magic aura surrounds any weapons or magic items you're carrying um and you see like for lucius uh like an aura of a certain like a blue aura surrounds lucius for nova it's more of a purple black aura quill it's like a white yellowish aura around you the same aura as sentry um ayla it there's no aura but your lightning kind of unconsciously begins sparking up and down your arms uh oh that's a new one very interesting well you are all flagged um please do be aware that any unauthorized use of your weapons or magic, unless in a case of self-defense, will be monitored by the city security.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Good day, citizens. I hope you enjoy your brief stay here on Elysium, unexpected though it was. Thank you, Hadriel. Thank you, Hadriel. What class thank you self-defense by the way well if you are attacked of course if you are attacked by anyone you are more than welcome to defend yourselves though killing is strictly prohibited we ask you to subdue any assailants that you have but this is extremely unlikely here on elysium we have not had any real street crime in
Starting point is 00:50:46 centuries uh everything is kept fairly safe i do advise you to watch out there are some undesirables who occasionally make attacks on the empire's systems um i would advise you to steer clear of these attacks if they occur uh one last thing thank you Could you point us in the direction of a starport or a teleportation or anything like that? Of course. Let me give you a... Let me just provide
Starting point is 00:51:16 you with... Oh, this is a little bit archaic, but it's a paper map, I'm afraid, and he pulls a little drawer out of the table, and he has a stack of these very worn, old-looking, fold-out maps that he kind of slides one over. He takes out
Starting point is 00:51:31 a small kind of crystalline rod, and when he places it against the paper, it leaves a marking of a glowing blue line. He circles the starport, and he circles a place called... i don't know uh he circles a place called unwell plaza uh one of the major gateways is here on unwell plaza
Starting point is 00:51:56 um in terms of individuals that can provide teleportation services i'm afraid that really you'll need to seek them out on your own but the starport or the archway gate will be the best opportunity personally I can't stand space travel makes me quite queasy well we have no choice thank you Handriel
Starting point is 00:52:18 once again do not fear your safety here on Ishtar is guaranteed we monitor the city heavily so any trouble you get into Once again, do not fear. Your safety here on Ishtar is guaranteed. We monitor the city heavily, so any trouble you get into, the militia will know about it. And he smiles. Great.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Much obliged. Okay, thank you. Good day. Yes. Thank you. Off we go. Off we go, everybody. You are.
Starting point is 00:52:44 He probably does lead you to the front of the precinct and then lets you out onto a kind of boulevard that seems to stretch over several different streets and plazas and boulevards. It's all kind of a criss-cross network here of streets. There are no real, like, ground vehicles. Everything seems to either fly by magic or people just fly. People have wings or either fly by magic or people just fly.
Starting point is 00:53:05 People have wings or they just have magic and they just fly around and that's how they get places. Or people walk if they can't do that. Stay calm. Your magic also reactivates as well. This is fine. We're fine
Starting point is 00:53:25 messenger ring stay calm everyone we are just residents in this city let's just keep walking don't attract any suspicion or attention or anything like we always do have you seen us I know
Starting point is 00:53:43 I mean you say that but looking around this is a city where there are all sorts of creatures like the fact that like it you know in terms of your group yes you guys are not very good at saying subtle but nobody's gonna be like is that like a walking robot woman or like wow that's a bird man no like there's way weirder stuff here there's like people that are like tiny hamster people and they are walking around in a little pack of them. I'm staying here. Oh my god, are they adorable? They are pretty adorable, yes.
Starting point is 00:54:13 But they kind of... I don't appreciate it, but Katie does. There's no grungs here. You haven't seen a grung yet. Maybe there's grungs, but they're not immediately on this street. Okay. Let's go to the starport. Let's go
Starting point is 00:54:27 check it out, see what we need to do, and then make a plan. We need to see how far a thousand credits gets us. Exactly. I wonder if a statue of a certain lord made of obsidian
Starting point is 00:54:43 would sell well here. And Nova's looking really sketchy as she says this, just looking around everywhere nervously. I wonder how much a sequester scroll goes for here. Yeah. Me too, Mark! I'm also wondering, this is magical delight and technological fantasy
Starting point is 00:55:02 compared to Aroas, right? We can probably get like airship upgrades right? Just buy a spaceship Super cheap Oh yeah you need some fucking elements of all that shit I mean this is
Starting point is 00:55:17 like Eros was like Final Fantasy tech level where it's like airships and like weird magitek stuff like Elysium is like the it's still fantasy it's still got sci-fi visuals where it's like airships and like weird magitek stuff like Elysium is like the it's still fantasy it's still got sci-fi visuals but it's like all powered by like crystals and magic and stuff like that but this is like yeah this is
Starting point is 00:55:34 future tech stuff like you want to get like a magic jetpack you can probably get one somewhere here you want to you want to get like magic ray guns project flock together is not needed we can get him a jet pack we're done everyone get a jet pack no need for an airship we're done holy crap and just as a point because i've seen a few people in chat right if you're imagining
Starting point is 00:55:58 fifth element that's not what this is right this isn't as gritty and dark gideon prime would probably be closer to like fifth at the fifth element where it's like a magic new york this place is like magic san francisco it's beautiful and green um there's these sloping curved buildings like it has that kind of more idyllic utopia vibe to it than a gritty spacey in the final fancy eight yes or like balamb garden right balamb garden in front of fancy 8 perfect representation of what this this aesthetically is like i'm imagining starfleet prime which is also based in san fran so sure fucking star trek yeah starfleet headquarters that's what i'm imagining um i will i will say like while everyone's talking like as soon as
Starting point is 00:56:43 we step out the building nova, Nova is just like, oh my stars, just looking at everything like, can I stay here? I want to sketch everything. I want to ingest all this knowledge of all this technology.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Carry on. We could try go to Honour World Plaza and see what's there let's make a trip of it we've only got what until tomorrow morning before messenger ring people start to find out
Starting point is 00:57:17 depends how depends how far away we are like I don't know who knows how long it will take us to get back, Quill? It could be weeks away. We could be months away. We could be in a different place altogether. People, people, people.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Calm down. Or we can find a teleport. And it'll be it. Just let Kim finish, Katie, just because she was on a roll there. As Hadriel said, as I i've said these teleportation circles these gateways they'll get us there instantaneously it it doesn't matter it's fine we'll be fine as long as we just we need to act fast maybe find out some more information about joseabir but we i think our priority should be to find a gateway and see how much we need to go through to get back uh we the other thing is we need to figure
Starting point is 00:58:11 out how to get near arois if if we could just figure out the i can't there is a an archway there it's in callie's rest but i didn't see the coordinates i don't know if there's or as he said if we could get a spaceship to go near and get a message to palador to not blast us out of space what's that quill what's that look in your eyes i'm using the eye i'm just gonna use it just ask there you go what's the what's the code the whole way starbane was able to get on our planet in the very first place was we activated it from that side. So we need someone on that side to communicate to and to open it up for us. Do we not?
Starting point is 00:58:55 Maybe we can communicate with the... Oh, what's her name? The ASMR who got really angry when we screwed up and threw a tantrum and stabbed things. Malika Dawn's left. Her. Maybe we could send a message to her. Look, we can't keep focusing on the massive problems. We have to focus on the small problems in front of us
Starting point is 00:59:16 and solve those and solve the problems that come out of that. If we just stand here talking about the massive problems, we're just not going to get anywhere. One step at a time. Everybody's flying around and the buildings are really scary and I don't understand and I'm overwhelmed and I'm now going to go fetal. No, Lucius, no. No, no, stand up, stand up, you'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Just need a little moment. Keep walking. Keep walking. Move forward. So where are you guys walking to? So you're going to go to the plaza. He's looking at her. Honourable plaza, that was what he suggested for potential, like, teleportation things, right?
Starting point is 01:00:00 He said that's where the archway, there is an archway there. Okay, Honourable Plaza, then. Okay. I just want to see what's there. You guys... It takes you... If you're walking there, it would take you a few hours.
Starting point is 01:00:14 There are... The pathways here are... There are points where you can basically get on them and little magic platforms kind of zip you along them so you can cover great distances and then you walk the rest of the way. but it takes you about an hour to travel there uh the honol plaza is a enormous um it's not really a shopping plaza it's more like a trying to think of it really um you get the sense that this is a place where lots of businesses are
Starting point is 01:00:44 judging by the types of people coming and going. There's a lot of people bringing in shipments of something in metal containers and crates and things like that as they come and go. You can see that there is a high security presence here. There are a large number of these Ishtar militia police forces that are wandering around. But there is a large building, guess almost like a shrine you're going to get the the essence of um it's almost cathedral like in its appearance but it's made from metal and glass um and in front of it
Starting point is 01:01:20 is a large statue of a man you all know very well, Calas Starbane, Emperor Valkyrian, who stands in front of this large building. And part of it is open, well, not open, but it's made of glass. It appears open. It's almost transparent until you get close enough. And the rear section of this temple is built around a large, curved archway made of metal and inscribed with segments very similar in construction to the one you found in Kali's Rest.
Starting point is 01:01:52 However, this one looks far more advanced. It has large mana crystals embedded into it, and you can see it's much larger than the one in Kali's Rest. This allows dozens of travelers to enter into it at a time um but it is also heavily guarded you can see at least sort of like 12 soldiers all in different patrols some of them have uh carry weapons the force rifles some of them have weapons that you don't recognize these kind of very strange to heavy backpacks connected to, uh, long metal barrels, um, affixed to their arms.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Um, there are several of them appear to be the large creature that was partnered with Hadriel. Some of them appear to be angels like Hadriel. Um, and they're all patrolling and kind of keeping watch on this gateway. There also appears to be a selection of staff who managed the, um,
Starting point is 01:02:44 the main kind of console that activates the gateway. You see groups of travelers making their way up. They hand over substantial like chits or they pass magic crystals or they do something. A payment is exchanged. The staff enter the code and then the gateway opens and the travelers pass through into the other worlds. And there is a line. There is quite a substantial line for this service. Is there anyone who looks like, I guess, like an information or a ticket office or something like that?
Starting point is 01:03:20 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, there's like a small little office at the very front of the cathedral. And you get the sense that the archway is part of the temple. And people, as they go in, a lot of people are bowing their heads to the statue. People offer up coins or they are talking with... They're not really priests. They look like soldiers because they have armor on their top half and then they have these kind of more flowing robes on the bottom. They all wear these slick black helmets
Starting point is 01:03:46 with these glass black plates at the front, but they appear to be the custodians of the temple and people are talking to them as they go past. But there is a small side building where people appear to be buying tickets and there seems to be some sort of helper for information. A young woman who would appear... You've seen a woman like her before.
Starting point is 01:04:07 This isn't Eladrin. You met one on Aegis V as Shansara. This woman, however, appears to have icy blue skin. Her hair is somewhat frosted white. You can see that her clothing and her robes has delicate icicle patterns and snowflake patterns embroidered onto it. And she appears to just be kind of like playing with her hair
Starting point is 01:04:28 and looking very bored. Would Nova know in her studies and fascination with space, would she know of a planet that was near to Erois? No. Because you've never been outside of Erois. Erois has never studied anything beyond the planet even studying planar magic is forbidden on arois you know some people that have know about it but yeah there's no records of like other planets or anything like that okay arois is very
Starting point is 01:05:00 separated from the rest of the universe. Anybody else? I have an idea. Let me go to everybody else, just see if anybody else has got anything. Anything from anybody else? Tom is making a face. Really? No, I think, yeah, just following over and see what happens there. Carry on then, Kim.
Starting point is 01:05:22 I wonder, the thing we need is we need coordinates or because i feel like if i would just go up and be like hey could you just put in these coordinates they'd be like arois arrested um i i wonder if we could ask vala for if she knows any coordinates of anything either closer to Aroas or in Aroas. I have dreams, so I can talk to her through that. Or, um, I... Hmm. I could just use the eye and just find...
Starting point is 01:06:00 If I ask a specific question and I don't get an answer, then I can keep trying until I find one that will get us back to some place in Arois. We know there's one in Kali's Rest. We know there's one... There must be one in Gusthaven. There must be one... But I more mean that we then need to ask these kind people who are under the control of, you know, that chap,
Starting point is 01:06:20 and I point at the statue, and they might recognise it as Arois, and Hadriel said Erois is locked off. So we have to try and come back here when it's quiet, when it's... We'd have to sneak, maybe?
Starting point is 01:06:36 But I doubt they would ever have it unguarded. How many people can you make invisible? Four. We answered this last time. If the angel can tell when we're lying, someone on this planet is going to be able to tell where there are invisible people. Look at it.
Starting point is 01:06:58 The technology. They're surely going to be able to see that kind of stuff. True. They're way ahead of us here. This is ridiculous. surely going to be able to see that kind of stuff. True. They're way ahead of us here. This is ridiculous. This is absurd, but kind of cool. Absurd, mostly. It depends
Starting point is 01:07:15 if when entering the code, they immediately know where it goes. You know what I mean? It's not like we're asking for a place. We are giving them a code. If we find it. We could ask the information lady over there if we could just give codes what the deal is.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Let's try it. Yeah, we're just travellers asking how this works. Yes, all we need to be. I'm just like, no, it's my matrix. There was an issue with our interplanetary travel. We have that on our record, that it was an issue with travelling
Starting point is 01:07:57 and we're trying to go somewhere. He said that we could be travelling to Gideon Prime for business we just need to know how we travel how do we do it also we're from Landor Landor Landor
Starting point is 01:08:15 Landor Landor not a space door Landor not an air door. Landor. Or an ocean door. Skydor?
Starting point is 01:08:30 Okay. Landor. Take it. Go, Nova. Go. Go, go, go. Go, Nova. Go, Nova.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Me? You've got yourself most together. Go. Okay. Okay, I'll go up to the Aladrin. She looks at you through tired, lazy eyes as she kind of looks at you. Hello, can I help you? Hi.
Starting point is 01:08:57 We would like to travel somewhere. And I'm not entirely sure how this works. If we give you some coordinates, could you just teleport us there? Please and thank you. Well, you can... Yes, we can input the coordinates into the console and then you could go,
Starting point is 01:09:15 but we have the coordinates for every known location within the Empire, yes. But we have every location on record. Okay. How much does it cost for a party of 5, please and thank you? For 5 people,
Starting point is 01:09:33 it looks like 10,000 credits. 10,000 credits. Wonderful. Okay. Thank you. Goodbye. Whatever.
Starting point is 01:09:53 She just kind of watches you go. Oh, dear. Okay. Two problems. And teleportation. Not teleportation. Sorry. Fun ring. Messengering. Two problems. Teleportation. Sorry. Fun ring.
Starting point is 01:10:05 Messenger ring. Two problems. Number one, it's locations within the Empire. Not quite sure if Heroic is quite registered as Empire yet. I mean, I know. Problem number two. It's a work in progress, that one. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Yeah. Does anyone have 9,000 credits on them? Oh. Oh, let's just close nine more Adarpaul. I left them on the last planet we got abandoned on. Yeah, I know. I know that's a tricky one. Yeah, no one packed a wallet.
Starting point is 01:10:39 It's okay, everyone. Hold yourselves together. Come on. Let's act, everyone. Hold yourselves together. Come on. Let's act strong here. If a teleportation is 10,000, we can't convert any of our money. Why would we be able to?
Starting point is 01:10:56 Unless there's a collector. Yes, we just need to find someone that's willing to be our friend, or offer us a discount or be in with our cause. Hadriel said there were others like him. Still, I don't like the card rule. I think that's going to be very difficult
Starting point is 01:11:13 to find without unintentionally looking like we're trying to find that. How do we go back? Go back to Hadriel. Find an off-world collector. Someone who collects weird and crazy
Starting point is 01:11:29 artifacts from all across the space. And we give him, wow, look at this obsidian starbane we found. 10,000 credits, please. Wow, look at this money from a distant planet that you've never heard of. And we give him that. That's about to be the hottest planet
Starting point is 01:11:44 in the Empire. It's true. Yeah. I'm sure people... We just trade our money to a collector. That's about to be the hottest planet that your leader is sacrificing to Hadar. It's going to be extinct. Don't remind me. It's a memory.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Hey! It's a souvenir. It's a souvenir from the apocalypse this is like trading black market material potentially if there's someone that's very much siding with the law and we start producing Erosian goods
Starting point is 01:12:16 they'll be like where the hell did you get this from I'm calling the police you're going to jail so we need to make sure we pick the right people to approach on this and the question is do, or is it just officers, is it just military, do they know about Eroist, or does everybody know about Eroist? I look blankly back at Quill. Because, I mean, what we have might be worth nothing
Starting point is 01:12:46 if a rose doesn't mean anything to anybody however that Starbane statue if there's any place to sell it, it's now true why not that is one thing that I do agree on if there was ever a place
Starting point is 01:13:01 where is that place Frax's fall anyway Frax's fall I guess fourth century oh Frax's fall for now a means to an end
Starting point is 01:13:22 and I don't mean the Hadar end I mean the good end. Yes, etc. Very hard to keep positive, isn't it? I'm struggling. My knees are buckling, Lucius, I'll be honest. It's a lot of process.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Hold her knees. Hold my knees. Stand strong. We need to gather our thoughts. on my knees. I'm going to fall down. We need to gather our thoughts. We need to pick our next destination very carefully and also not be picked up by the
Starting point is 01:13:55 ultra law that is watching everything that we do. We need to understand this place. So the way I see it, we either try and gather money to get through the archway, the gateway, or we find a captain, a spaceship. That was, you know, Hadriel also said that that was an option, was we could find, you know, some kind of a captain or a spaceship to travel,
Starting point is 01:14:22 cargo, something like that. Or we could try and reach out to this underground revolution. But I don't really... I mean, Hadriel didn't really give us any pointers on that one. Or a hop-sync to jump onto Valor's ship. If we can travel by starship, is there any way that we can... Is there any way we can contact
Starting point is 01:14:45 Palidor through Hester? Possibly, but remember we passed when we went Palidor does know us, he's seen us before, and he recognized us That's what I mean, because I remember
Starting point is 01:15:02 seeing his little face so if we can get him to be like, maybe, he would let us in. Right? I don't think I'm that memorable, though. Like, I'm going to be honest. I'm sure he's seen a million wild elves. But at the same time, we'd be entering into a world with a star ship.
Starting point is 01:15:23 I do have a completely mad idea go on I want to hear it we could go to Jasavir Jasavir is a city that used to be on Aroas and the high elves there
Starting point is 01:15:38 experimented with planar magic and teleported Jasavir somewhere into space and swapped it with what is the Ganassi homeworld, Vortensar, sorry, city, and so that's where Vortensar is on Eros today. Hadriel said Jasavir is still
Starting point is 01:15:55 here, it exists, so maybe we could go there and hope that there are some ancestors who remember Vortensar and would help. He did also say that doing that would involve traveling via Gideon Prime to get to Jasovir. Unless there are coordinates for Jasovir. Could be.
Starting point is 01:16:17 It's an outside idea. It's a massively outside idea. I know it's banking on a lot of things. Obviously, I've only just confirmed 10 minutes ago that Jasper still exists. So I don't know what their allegiances would be, if they would even remember the Ganassi or Aroas. But I feel like they would maybe still have some allegiance to Aroas. I don't know. It's a big bank.
Starting point is 01:16:38 It's a big... Regardless, it's good to have multiple options to go down. It is. That's nice. And that's why I want all of you to think about which of those options you would like to pursue and tell me which one you would like to pursue. Ready for next week because we're going to end things here.
Starting point is 01:17:00 And honestly, I'm not prepared, so I need a week. Right, XP. Let's do it quick. No magic item. so I need a week. Yeah. Right, XP. Let's do it quick. No magic item. Nobody bonded to a new magic item. Did anybody invoke their bond ideal or flaw in a meaningful way? No.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Lethal position. Nope. New relationship. Character developed a new or existing relationship in a meaningful way. NPC or PC. Hadriel. Hadriel. Hadriel.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Can I say this? Did I just follow it? A character discovered a piece of interesting, useful, and or secret lore about the world. Do we feel that we got that one? I think we did. No, I didn't get that one at all, I don't think. This one you guys are going to probably say you do deserve it,
Starting point is 01:17:40 but I don't think you do just yet. The party, oh no, this is a different one. Character used a skill or a spell to solve a problem in an interesting or meaningful way. I'll definitely give you guys that one, because I think that you guys did with the skill challenge. I think there were some cool ideas from, like, Ayla and Nova on that one, and Lucius as well, doing some cool, fun stuff.
Starting point is 01:17:56 This is the one I think, like, Perilous Journey. You guys haven't technically done a Perilous Journey yet. You've been sent somewhere, but it didn't take much time, and it wasn't perilous yet. mean it could have gone the journey home i think depending on how you do it could be a perilous journey home because it will take xp coming up if we don't die uh failed roll yes trot definitely failed a very important role like times that one by 10 today no no i am going to give you some bonus experience points though for
Starting point is 01:18:26 uh solving the rift i'm going to give you as if it was a short-term goal which it technically was that you sealed the rift so i'm going to give you a bonus xp for that um major a character took actions that made a major impact in the world or local area for better or worse well we sealed the rift we sealed the rift i will say yes you can have that. I also gave the code to Hadriel. You didn't. You didn't give the code. I did. I wrote it down during the final question.
Starting point is 01:18:50 You didn't. You did not. I did. I said I'd write it down. You said you did not say at any point, like, when did you say that? If the others say that you said that, fair enough. I don't remember you saying that. It was during the final question when we were arming and aring.
Starting point is 01:19:03 I might have gone over someone else as they were speaking i said i'd write down the thing to give him because he asked for it all right chat says you did so okay he at least wrote it down pretty sure he did okay fine i did not hear you say that but fine he's wheeled across this room in celebration yeah because i didn't write it down because that would have been a very important thing if i had noticed that you had done that I would have been like okay right I'll make a note of that alright in that case that is 25 25
Starting point is 01:19:31 so that brings you to a total of 2950 experience points each which is a very suitable level to be for planar adventuring fuck level 10 see this is where chat this is where chat does screw you a little bit tom
Starting point is 01:19:55 chat agrees that you said that you would write it down but says but he never said he gave it to him i mean you'll have to tell that soon, now and next week if you said you wrote it down then he's got it cool, it was just funny right, cool, well that is it from us this week thank you for joining us
Starting point is 01:20:17 I would have loved to have continued going on a bit later but I don't have anything prepared now so I thought like well if happens, I'll improv it and then we'll work from there. So, and I did. Mark, that was a very nice episode 69. Nice.
Starting point is 01:20:32 I enjoyed it. Nice. Nice. Nice. Thank you.

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