High Rollers DnD - High Rollers: Aerois #74 | Criminal Negotiations (Part 2)
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Keep chasing it.
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You can afford to hoard because IKEA is priced for student life.
Shop everything you need for back to school at IKEA today. We rejoin as the party have landed in a abandoned mining facility
in an astral space asteroid belt.
I guess it's kind of... I don't know
what these would represent in the
astral space. I guess these are like
broken fragments of an old world
perhaps that's kind of been
scattered and distended.
But they have since been
become just lifeless floating
rocks. You have been meeting
with Zax Ravis a criminal figure
who Thalia knows
who potentially has the
opportunity to
provide you with schematics for the
Tassadars to help you rescue Valor
at a later date and you are making your way
across
into a large building
that he is leading you all towards.
Nova
has recognized that he carries
a piece of Tiangong, but
not where it should be. There seems
to be some strangeness as
to where the actual shard is
as
everyone is making their way there.
Thalia and Big Cat begin making their way
just more towards the door
as Zax is leading them inside
into a building itself.
Yeah.
So are you guys just following at this point?
Pretty much.
I mean, so they've got armored knights
flanking the door now, but sure.
He already had, but he had two animated armors
with him as bodyguards, with them bodyguards he's he's not a
man or a woman he's they are just a alien being they are a fiend creature they have no uh
role per se so yeah so they they are just making their way inside um the two armored figures are
now sort of on either side of this doorway, and he has just stepped further into this building
that you can see ahead of you.
Okay.
I'm going to look at Thalia and just gauge her expression.
Just put yourself where you're going to be, Trot.
Don't worry too much about the camera and stuff.
Just put yourself where you want to be.
yourself where you're going to be, Trot. Don't worry too much about the camera and stuff. Just put yourself where you want to be.
How's Thalia looking?
Is she spooked?
No. She's just like...
She's following after
Zax. She probably turns around
and says something like...
If you don't mind, Zax, we're in a bit of a
hurry. Please do try and get to the point of it all.
And yeah, he just sort of gestures everyone forward.
Damn it, she's too cool.
Yeah.
As we're moving,
does the pulse, does the feeling of Tiangong get any stronger
as we're going into this building?
Is it building a ship?
It's a building. No, it's a building.
It appears to be a building that connects further back.
And a little bit, but not massively.
You get the sense that that shard is on the other side of the asteroid.
It's further in to whatever facility this once used to be.
But as you kind of step inside, you see that at the back of the room,
there are several more figures waiting.
As the alien creature, Zaxxaravis, turns around,
as you all kind of gather near the entrance,
he turns around and is just like,
gather near the entrance um he turns around it's just like you must be to be forgiving of this one you have
i mentioned you met you asked is this one an ally of the Valkyrian Empire?
The answer is no.
But that does not mean that the Valkyrian Empire does not offer good business opportunities.
I'm afraid that your companions, Thalia, have a most considerable bounty upon their head if returned to the Empire alive.
Goddamn.
empire alive uh god damn he he the the zack saravis just says as a professional courtesy i offer you the chance to walk away and leave your companions uh i still do owe you a favor after all
negotiation negotiation oh oh they have
and you see that the
figure that was Zax Ravis
disappears
it just fades away
you still hear the voice in your head though
and you just hear a
an order of
capture them but alive
as a
number of figures begin
moving towards you.
Hey, who voted for option A in the break?
Because you were correct.
I voted for A.
And we are going to roll
initiative. No!
I'm stressed.
I was going to cast a spell magic
alright
well too slow
three of us are 11
Quill 11
Nova 11
yep
Century was 11 as well
11 yep
Aayla total
16
Lucius
7
very good
I will auto roll everything else
so I think I've got the highest
dex what's your dex Nova
it's already
done it for me so I'm just going to
go in the order that the D&D Beyond Encounter
Builder has provided thanks D&D Beyond Encounter Builder has provided. Thanks, D&D Beyond
Encounter Builder. Nova's more dexterous than me.
Yeah, I have Nova,
Quill, and Sentry.
So I'm guessing it's using dex based
on that.
Farlia is the first one to react.
And you
see her just kind of roll
her eyes.
She's just like,
divine sake, Zax really
she turns and just you see her beginning to
pull out one of her arcane pistols just like
he's somewhere on this asteroid
and trust me he's got those
schematics if nothing else for saving his
for blackmail
let's let's deal
with these things and find him quickly.
And she just pulls out her pistol and she's going to
fire twice at one of the animated
creatures. So cool!
She's pretty cool.
So, her first
shot will be a
only a
12 to hit which is
not enough. It bounces off the
arcane blast, bounces off one of the animated
creatures' torsos.
Her second shot, however, is
an absolute blast
to the face. Natural 20
from an NPC. Our favourite.
What a classic, eh?
It's a Mark Humes classic.
With a max damage damage 24 points of
damage oh my god he's bought the VIP dice from roll 20 yeah take it I'll take
it it still is good direction it's fine she pulls out one pistol in a smooth
motion blam blam against the most We'll put it on this one, say, here.
And yeah, you see it get annihilated
as this blast of energy smashes into the one just next to Aayla.
Then Thalia will just basically spend her turn
moving back a little bit,
putting some distance between her and the other creatures.
Then...
5, 10, 15, 20, 21, 22...
Uh-oh.
What's coming in?
You see, teleporting out of the shadows of the room
and appearing between you and the ship
is a creature that I can describe as a seven foot tall
insect-like creature with two sets of arms.
One set of arms built into its shoulders at the top of its,
above its head,
and then a second set of arms built into its shoulders at the top of its above its head and then a second
set of arms uh below its body uh this one appears to be holding a large an exceedingly large crossbow
but rather than normal string and bolts it has an energy like a beam of energy uh and it's charging
one of them up and in its lower arms it's holding this crossbow and then its upper arms
it just has these two wicked knives
and it
speaks in this
telepathically to all of you once again
and you just hear
this like, ah, sorry everybody
got the orders from the boss, gotta take you in
oh no
oh I love it
no, not Korg it's not Korg gotta take you in oh no oh I love it yes
no
not Korg
it's not Korg
isn't it
this one's name is
Glorp
this is Glorp
and you see Thalia
is just like
for goodness sakes
Glorp
what are you doing here
and
yeah
and in fact
he's not gonna attack
he is going to
generate
a sphere of darkness.
Why would he do a thing like that?
Because he's cool.
Piss off, guys.
He is.
He is cool.
Piss off, guys.
So this is...
And it pretty much
hits everyone right
who did
who did you bless
um
three
out of the three
yeah
that bless did go off
so
yeah but who
who did everyone
everybody minus
big cat
okay
I think I get
oh wait I get five
so one
one two
three four
actually no I can do
everyone but myself,
so everybody gets a bless.
Cool.
So a d4 on attack rolls for saving throws.
D4 saving throws on attack rolls, yes.
However, you are all plunged into magical darkness
as a giant sphere of darkness completely surrounds you.
Is that where I want it? Sweet.
Great.
Damn it, roll 20. Yeah, you
are just engulfed in a giant sphere
of darkness that surrounds
you entirely. Darkvision does
not help. This is magical darkness,
so anybody who cannot see magical darkness
is effectively blind whilst inside
it. Ayla, it is your
turn.
Sweet.
Can I step forward?
You kind of stumble out
and you find yourself inside a building
and you can see one of these creatures next to you
and a giant sphere of black behind you.
I will rage
and give him a little smack
in the face, please.
Here I go, kill him again.
16.
Against the animated armor
next to you, no. This thing's armor is
clearly built to withstand such
blows. You wail down
two heavy hammer blows,
but it just seems to
shudder as its shoulders and body
are stunned for but a
moment. I see
how it's going to be, roll 20.
Nova Vitae.
One of those days.
So how many
people are there, aliens?
Apart from Glorp Boy.
Right now, you can't see any of them.
You can see nothing but blackness right now.
But before the blackness went down, like...
You saw several animated armored creatures.
And then the one with the energy crossbow
that put you in the darkness is what you've seen.
Stupid Glorp.
the darkness is what you've seen um can i cast wall of light do you need to be able to see where you're placing it no hold on i've got slow up um bloody hell uh a wall a shimmering wall of bright
light appears at a point you can choose within range so my range is 120 foot um and then it casts bright light um so would that negate uh
darkness uh i will tell you it does not no okay i don't believe so actually i don't know i think
the daylight spell does but i don't think just bright light does.
I think it has to have a very specific thing.
I'm pretty sure it has to be a very specific thing.
Yes.
Non-magic lights can't...
Any of the spell's area
overlaps with an area created by a spell
of second level or lower, the spell that
created the light spell. So no, it would, because
wall of light is a high level spell, it would it would evaporate yeah it's the fifth level
so um can i can i essentially create a wall i'm trying to think what's most effective um
a wall that's around you should be able to have the free hand or the
draw shape tool you can choose i just tried to draw it on vmix yeah don't do that um
so was it 120 feet so you've got five five sixty foot long
so 60 foot 60 foot long uh where is the drawing tool
60 foot long uh where is the drawing tool 5 10 15 oh now i'll catch 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60.
I don't know if that's...
There we go.
Okay.
Ignore the bit that's under Ayla.
That's one square too many.
Ignore the bit that's under Ayla.
I overdrew it.
Ashley.
Still in the pit
can I adapt it by one
yes
and if I erase the bit that's by
big cat can I have that
five foot on the armoured suit that
Aayla's fighting
you draw it where you
want to put it you delete the previous
one and then you draw it
this is going to destroy the dark.
There's no erase function.
You select it. Just do the select
tool and then you can delete it.
So what you're trying to do is basically
create a line from
one of the armoured guardians
that Aayla was fighting. One of the armoured
guardians that loops around towards the back
where Big Cat is. Just ignore around towards back where Big Cat is.
Just ignore that last bit
where Big Cat is.
Armored Guardian Aayla is fighting all the way around
everybody.
For my benefit,
I kind of want to be able to see it.
5, 10, 15, 20,
25, 30, 35, 40,
45, 50, 55, 60.
So as I've drawn it there, just ignore the tail that's to the right of Big Cat.
Ignore that bit.
I'm trying to figure out how to erase it now,
and I can't.
Like that.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, ignore that.
You just select it and delete it, Kim.
You just literally select the blue line
and then delete it.
For some reason, I can't select it.
There we go.
Okay, so you've created a wedge between you guys
and the building itself um yeah yeah okay um so yeah by creating this kind of wedge you've
separated yourselves from the uh creature that teleported outside uhorp. And the darkness,
the amount of light that this thing shed
obliterates the darkness.
You turned to nothing, Mark.
You slowly just went on the walker.
Your mic went weird.
Is it better now?
Hello?
So you obliterate the darkness, the spell completely
annihilates that, and you now have
a wall of light basically spreading
out from one end of the building
and then behind you guys to separate
you from Glorp, the one who had created
the darkness, this insect-like
creature called a Mezglorp.
Can the suit of armor that it
landed on make a constitution saving
throw, please? DC 17.
It passed.
Natural 20. Natural 20.
Natural 20.
Good lord.
It loves me.
What can I look?
I want to get back to the table, guys.
I want to get back to the table.
Even though roll 20 loves me,
I don't know why it loves me,
but it loves me.
I can't help it.
It loves me.
It just does.
It still takes half damage.
Hold on a minute.
It takes half as much damage.
So, 4D8
is coming your way.
23
divided is
Tom, divide that for me, would you, darling?
11.
It's rounded down, right?
Which is enough
that the suit of armor
is incinerated by the light.
Like, whatever radiant energy powers this thing...
Well, this is the one that Thalia blasted.
This is the one that Thalia...
Yeah.
The crit.
In the head, yeah.
And then the wall of radiant light
just evaporates the rest of it.
Just turns it to slag
as the armor just crumples to the ground.
Cool.
Okay. Nova, anything else?
If not Quill, then Sentry.
Alright, Quill, then Sentry.
Oh.
Could I shout out
you don't need our bodies to claim
the bounty.
Um.
And then...
Everyone else is confused,
right? Like, everyone else is confused by what
Quilter's saying.
I'm still in negotiation mode! They just need, like,
a feather, right? A feather and maybe, like,
I don't know, a fingernail from Nova.
Just take that to...
They said to take us alive.
Does he understand what a bounty is?
Does he understand
what amount he is
did you not listen they said to take us there alive
yeah but
worst case i don't think starbane will care
if he thinks we're dead
if we go back to that spaceship create
a clone of ourselves
right quill what are you doing
i'm doing uh aid
on
everyone um
well it's I'll choose three
creatures
um
so yeah I'll do myself
Lucius and
Nova
um
and give
10 HP.
10 additional HP.
Oh, nice. 10 on top.
Sweet.
Thank you, Shan.
Okay, thanks.
Anything else, Corl?
That's me. I will
go a little bit further back so I'm more surrounded
by this wall.
Okay, Sentry.
I will
move up
next to Lucius
so I'm in a nice defensive position
and then I'd like to
bonus
action cast Divine
Favor on myself.
Okay, sure. and then i'll just i'll hold out for a scissor
de sec and see what happens okay all right so you empower your weapon with divine favor and
take a defensive position next to lucius uh one more of these insectoid like things uh appears
to be at the back of the room um It doesn't teleport or anything like that, but it will.
You see its
little tiny claw hands
built into its shoulders begin moving up
and down as if casting a spell.
And it's going to try and cast a spell magic
on the wall of light.
Poop you.
Which it fails to do.
Hooray! It fails to do it because it's a
fourth level spell, right?
Fifth. I have fifth level spells now.
So yeah, it fails to do so.
And you just hear this kind of chittering of annoyance
coming from its direction.
Lucius, Varian, Elowin, Elanast.
Thanks for the full title.
Appreciate it. I'm going to move forward
a smidge
Actually I've got fucking 120 range on this thing
So what I'm going to do is cast
Hypnotic Pattern
At a 30 foot cube
Which I assume would catch those three
Does the cube need to origin from you
Or do you choose a point and then it's a cube
I create a twisting param colour
That weaves through in a 30 foot cube within range oh that's it okay uh so those three at the top will be cubed up
hardcore and i like to think i'm using my new glamour weave magical fabric to create the pattern
on my body first almost like led t-shirts, and then it appears
mimicked
in space.
Like I'm pulling that pattern from my glamour weave
first.
That's just flavour, that's all.
And that is a wisdom saving throw
of 16, please.
16.
So that is a fail,
even with advantage the two animated
armors are unaffected by it they cannot
be charmed they cannot be
you know dazzled and confused
they are just constructs but the
insect void creature yeah
is affected by the spell I think it
incapacitates them or something if they're
affected by it as long as they're staring at it
charmed and incapacitated
yes I donitated yes the spell ends for an affected creature if it takes any damage or if someone else uses an
action to shake them out of their stupor and i'll call out okay the one at the back don't hit it
the good thing because you see big cat eyeing it up, who is next. But Big Cat will instead strike at the animated creature in front of it,
the animated piece of armour.
It will attempt to claw it.
Ow!
And it just bats it to the side with its big paw.
For a total of six points of damage.
Oh, good job, Big Cat.
The bless as well. Not to the damage i don't
think you add bless to damage i think bless is just to attack oh yeah i get them two modeled up
um and he hit anyways so i didn't worry about it the attack roll um yeah big cat just swipes at
one of these animated suits of armor uh you see it kind of like thud to the side, and then the three of them all activate simultaneously.
One of them will move to engage Aayla,
one of them will go fine,
and basically make towards Lucius
by creating the hypnotic pattern,
and then the other one will hit Big Cat back.
So, Aayla, this is against you.
It tries to strike you twice with these kind of
clunky armored fists uh the first one misses very easily uh the second one is only a 14 so they kind
of swing at you with these two metallic fists but you dodge to the side no problem uh the next one
will attack big cat who doesn't have a very high AC.
The first one, however, misses.
Big Cat.
Okay, so that's disadvantage.
I'll do the disadvantage on its second attack.
Basically, yeah, with Sentry's help and Big Cat just kind of backing up and using his strength,
this thing is just missed completely
as the animated armor fails to hit.
And then the last one will make two attacks against Lucius.
That's an 18 to hit and then the last one will make two attacks against lucius um that's an 18 to hit lucius yeah since she's like oh sorry and then the second one is a 22 lucius yeah yeah that's that's a hit and uh
that's eight points of bludgeoning damage
from the first attack.
And is hypnotic pattern concentration?
Yeah.
Can you make a con saving throw?
DC 10, please.
Plus your bless.
Plus bless.
And another D4.
The bless isn't going to help.
Well, I don't know, maybe. i'll do it anyway it's uh six
and even with centuries aura that's like nine i think so that's a fail uh so the hypnotic pattern
fades as you conjure it and then this armored suit just walks up and punches you in the face
and you're like i was was mesmerized by my own
glamour weave.
The second one does another eight points of bludgeoning
damage as well.
Both attacks do max damage.
Max damage, yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Only on Lucius.
I want to point out, yeah, only on Lucius.
Against Big Cat, I rolled a four, a five, and a three.
So, it's a hit.
It only is Lucius. It's just Roll20 hates Lucius, against Big Cat, I rolled a 4, a 5, and a 3. So, it's a hit. It only is Lucius.
It just rolls when he hates Lucius.
As it does so.
That is all of the animated suits of armor.
Thalia will go next.
You see her look around.
She will call out and say,
We should try and...
He's probably on his ship somewhere.
Once we deal with these ones,
I think there must be a way through
to the rest of the mine in here.
And she pulls out one of her spell shots,
loads it into one of her pistols,
snaps the chamber back,
and then she is going to fire it at...
So I guess your concentration effect has ended now.
In fact, actually, she'll aim it at the one hitting Lucius.
She'll step
forward, careful not to hit
the Wall of Light, and then she'll hit the one
fighting Lucius, and
you can see it's infused with a thunderous
power.
Has to make a
dexterity saving throw. It fails.
And it takes 3d 12 thunder damage
and is pushed away 30 feet 5 10 15 so she sends this uh the one that just hit lucius
thalia dodges to the side, fires a blast,
and the thunderous energy sends it flying through the room,
smashing against a far wall as it tumbles away from you, Lucius.
And she just kind of gives you a little wink.
She's like, do try and focus on your spells, my dear boy.
I'll try my best.
Blood's just coming out your nose, like, I'll try my best blood's just coming out your nose like my schnoz
uh god this guy's annoyed you've you've made a stupid wall of light
he's really annoyed about it it's beautiful it's a beautiful wall of light
is it though pretty perfect will you hear him
chittering and muttering arcane words and
he is going to summon a cloud
kill spell
where you guys are
yeah no
no
radius nice i got one of these
oh my god
oh my god
yeah so that's gonna hit everybody one of these. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So that's going to hit everybody.
Warding, help with this.
It will,
well, it will do, so everybody basically needs to
make a con saving throw.
So anybody who's within 10 feet of sentry,
which is, I think,
is it 10 feet sentry? It is, isn't it?
10 feet, yeah.
So everybody gets plus 3 to the saving throw.
16.
What does danger sense say?
Ugh, god.
I need you to tell me what the ability does.
Advantage on deck saving throw.
Sorry, never mind.
Yeah, there you go so yeah all the two
does does that three stack on top of bless yes it does yes century century 21. Alright. You get above an 11.
11, 12, 13,
14, 15, 16.
Yeah, I'm
Gucci.
I'm well up in the...
Yeah.
Even Quill.
4, 3. Yeah, you can't make it
even with Bless and Century's Aura.
So, yeah, you can't.
So pretty much everybody, I will roll for Thalia and Big Cat. yeah you can't make it even with bless and centuries aura so yeah you can't so pretty
much everybody i will roll for thalia and big cat oh thalia no no bueno that's going to be
fail on thalia and maybe on big cat big cat it's three nine no big cat's gonna save um so thalia
and quill fail the rest of you will pass which I believe is going to take a hard time. So this thick, cloying, yellow-green fog just begins to spill out around you,
trapping, kind of like caught between the wall of light and the building.
And the fog is thick.
You feel yourselves coughing.
It burns your throat and your eyes.
And the area is also heavily obscured.
Uh, you guys are going to take half damage.
Um, who has...
This is poison damage, and it is a spell.
So, Sentry, your aura of thingy goes off.
So, you...
Everyone's going to take half damage again.
Um...
Nice.
So, cool.
All right.
So, 5d8.8 so it'd be 27 halved for those who saved it and then half
again 13 7 so 6 13 6 so if those of you who succeeded take 6 those who failed take 13 poison nice sweet good save
being around
sentry when magic clears off is a good thing
thank you sentry
these things don't seem
to really understand that
and then
he is just gonna go
does that thing linger there
yes it does yeah it seems to remain in place Does that thing linger there?
Yes, it does, yeah.
It seems to remain in place.
And as this is an asteroid with no sort of wind
or anything else, it is not moving.
It's just staying in the area.
You can try.
Ayla.
I believe
it's at
end of your turn
huh
when it poisons you
five
okay
we'll start to turn that I need you to make another
con save Ayla
oh
it's at the start of your turn if you start there
18 plus 8 plus 3
yep so you're gonna take
half and then half again
so
21 so half 10 5 more poison
I'm going to
surrounding you
boop boop
yeah get the fuck out of there
get the fuck out and give. Get the fuck out and give
this dude next to me another whack.
Hopefully.
15 plus 9
and 3.
Plus a 9.
12.
16, even with blast, so I won't hit on the second one
but the first one I'll hit
first one hit
fuck
9 points of damage
because I rolled a freaking 1
I hate life
and do I need to make a dex
saving throw 9 points of damage. And do I need to make a dex? Saving through.
Yeah.
A tailing mark has been written here.
Not 20.
Okay, so take 3 points of damage then.
For lightning.
And this incredibly nimble suit of armor magically manages to leap out of the way.
Fuck my life.
Fuck my life. He does a dark souls roll game like a dick no it's really loud at the start of your turn make a con save
no vija can't save shall? God, what the hell is my
con save anymore? It's...
Okay, do 20 plus 3.
I don't know why I did the first one wrong.
So it's a 7, but then I've got
Bless, so
add a d4. That's a 1,
so that's 7, 8, and then...
Did I get anything else? I'm stood next to Century,
so that's another 3.
9, 10, 11.
Just managed to succeed. Yeah so that's another three, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. Just managed to succeed, yeah.
Even rolling a four, you managed to succeed.
So you'd take half, which was five,
and then halved again, two more poison damage.
God,
Sentry, and it's just the light of the Matrix
is just warding away
some of this poison, like it's just pulsing
it away as Sentry's
aura is protecting you against the harmful
magic.
Oath of Ancient's Guardian
very strong.
Very strong. So is Cloudkill though
so balance is out.
True.
Can I please
hexblade cuss Glorb?
Glorb? Korg?
Do you need to be able to see him?
Because he's on the other side of the wall of light.
Very good question.
Let me just...
Yeah, you can see within 30 feet.
Fair play, mate.
He's currently behind your own wall of light,
so you cannot see him.
In which case...
I'm just...
Sorry, I just need to...
I could move out of it.
I could move out of it.
I mean, you're going to take damage on your turn.
If you don't.
So I'm going to move...
Oh, God, I've got the wrong freaking thing selected.
Okay, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Pop out.
Are you walking through the wall of light?
Because that looked like you just walked through the wall of light.
You can walk through it.
It's only if you end your turn on it that you take damage.
You can walk through it.
Yeah.
Okay.
But yeah, so can I Hexblade Cuss him?
Yes.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25.
Turns around.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Yeah, he's within range.
Oh, there you are.
I was worried I'd have to come in there and get you.
Turns his big energy crossbow towards you.
Staying there.
So one D20 plus.
So I'm going to make a melee.
I'm going to use Wall of Light to shoot a beam at him.
So melee spell attack plus my Hexblade Curse plus another D4 from Bless.
That is a 19 to hit.
Hang on.
Plus 13 to your attack roll.
Yes, so it's nine from my spell range.
So it's nine from my spell range.
And then it's another four for Hexblade Curse.
And then it's a D4 from Bless.
No, that's to the damage the Hexblade Curse. I don't think you get that to attack rolls.
No, it's...
You're right. That's right, Mark.
That is very right.
So that is a...
10, 11,
12, 13, 14, 15, so it's 15 to hit.
15 does not
hit. Is that right?
Less is to...
No, it's to any attack rolls or saving throws.
So any attack rolls or saving throws.
But sadly, the 16 or the 15 is not enough.
It just bounces off his armored carapace.
Come on.
Don't do that.
That could have hurt.
Could have taken me off.
No, don't do...
Yeah, I think that's all I can do.
Alright, collect and send.
Yeah, can you reduce
the wall by
ten foot, please?
I think just that little tail end
on the right.
I don't think I can.
I'd have to do the whole thing.
I'll figure it out you carry on
why don't you just put a line through the base
let's just remember 10 below
yeah yeah yeah we'll just do that
alright Quillock
can I do
a healing word
the ranged one whichever the ranged one is
on Lucius
and where the hell has it gone?
That's a level
four. Before you do that
con saving spray please at the start of your turn.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Should I have taken one for the poison damn Arceos?
I should have, shouldn't I? Yeah.
Oh did you not not no you did one
didn't you kim no um yeah you did because you it was four plus three seven plus the d4 plus
interesting you did save against the poison thing you did but is that no no no for a concentration
check on wall of light technically yes you should have done yeah actually yeah okay um shall i roll that
ec10 concept that okay um plus three you would have been in centuries aura so
yeah 20 yeah you're fine all right so, then half again. So it goes to
ten, nine,
half of nine, four.
Four points of poison damage.
Owie.
And, okay, so yeah, it's a
level four healing word on
Lucius. So with aid, by the way,
it's not temp HP, it's max HP.
So you've got ten added to your HP. So with aid, by the way, it's not temp HP, it's max HP. So you've got 10 added
to your HP.
So...
Whoa.
Oh, I think Rita Rihanna's dying.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just restart Rih if you can.
She's become full sentry.
Uh... So you heal for 15. Just restart re if you can. She's become full sentry.
So you heal for 15, Lucius.
Thank you.
And that's a bonus action.
I would like... My max is 70 instead of 60.
It's 70?
And how long does it stay like that?
10 higher.
Until I lose, right?
No, just forever.
The rest of time it says here.
Aid is eight hours.
Yep.
I've still got it, even though I lost it.
Yes.
It's your max HP goes up,
not temporary points.
It brings back your max.
Can I go to the inside
of the wall of light
at the very, very edge of the explosion
the poison fog gas thing. And I want to use
a lightning lure on this Korg Skorg
skeleton boy. Whatever he is.
So you bonus
action to healing word. You move
and now you're going to use your action to cast lightning
lure. Sure? Yes. Yeah.
So strength saved from him.
For him
is...
That's only a nine.
Cool. I pull
him towards me, so he is now
inside both the fog and the wall.
Yep.
Cool. And I also
do 2d8
plus five of damage. So I do do 2d8 plus 5 of damage.
So I do 14 damage to him.
Do you get the plus 5?
Yeah, I get bonuses to cantrip, so it's an arcane cleric thing.
Yeah, you get potent spellcasting.
Yeah.
So that's 14 lightning.
The lightning he seems to be somewhat resistant to,
so it's only 7 points of lightning. That lightning he seems to be somewhat resistant to. So it's only seven points of light.
That's fine.
And he's got two swords as well, right?
Like on the top of his body. He's got like little daggers.
Yeah, he's got like little daggers in two hands
and then he's got a heavy
energy bow in his lower arms.
Can I see anything while I'm
inside the wall of light, actually?
Think about it. Are you ending your turn
in the wall of light? Yeah, don't.. Are you ending your turn in the Wall of Light?
Yeah, don't. No, that's the thing.
I kind of want to move away from him a little
and sort of go there.
So he'd probably get...
If you've got the movement to do that.
I do have extra movement, so I just...
I guess he would get an attack opportunity against you.
He does.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Okay.
He rolled a three anyway, so...
No, he didn't. You said you were using a portent there
my child yeah he rolled a three he rolled a three there you go okay that's one portent gone um
i saw that just he rolled before yeah no that's fine uh he rolled a three so he misses you and
you step out of the wall of light.
And now you can see.
But yeah, you can see him half in and out of it,
but anything beyond the wall of light,
you don't have vision.
You don't have line of sight.
Yeah, so the lightning lure would have worked
if I was sort of inside-outside that sort of wall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool, done.
Sentry, if we've got a Rhiannon back.
No, we don't have a Rhiannon back
can you hear me?
we can hear you
awesome, cool
well you can take your turn
ok
I
call the maps reset, hang on
give me a second
it's like being in a cloud
I can't see!
I'm in the sky.
What colour is it, Mark? The cloud?
It's like greenish-yellow.
Greeny-purple. Yellow-ness.
Perfect.
I can just do it on my end.
Ah, there we go.
You do. You all need to make a con save.
Thank you. Thanks for the reminder. Good job.
I've got poison resistance as well oh god yeah so this is so you half half half it and pass
yeah plus it eight nine ten eleven twelve eight forty sixteen seventeen total right so you pass
you take half which is eight then you half it again does your water does your aura affect you
i think it does doesn't it let me have a quick you? I think it does, doesn't it?
Let me have a quick read.
I think it does. I'm going to say for now it does.
It's you and friendly creatures.
So you half it to 8, then you half it again to 4,
and then you're also resistant to poison damage,
so you take 2 poison damage.
2 damage.
God damn.
Awesome.
Just stay there.
I'm going to move up to the person here.
And then I'm going to
attack him
old school style.
Okay.
So I'll do my
first attack roll.
Then I'll do
Divine Smite on him too.
So that one
plus
that's 14 plus
9
to hit
and then I'll do 1d8 plus 5
and I'll Divine Smite it at level 2
okay
that's 3d8 i believe so so it's 16 plus 5 21 and then i've got 1d4 from
uh divine favor her majesty's rose and divine favor dude don't worry this this thing is
annihilated you walk up to it in the fog,
and even through the heavy clouds
and not being able to fully see it,
you just plunge the sword forward
and you hear metal being ripped and torn and shredded.
That squeal of...
Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang.
As you just see pieces of this thing fall to the ground.
Awesome. As, yeah, you just annihilate it basically nice
anything else
I guess I can move up and take on
this guy with my second attack right I've still got one more
left you could yeah if you've got the movement yeah
yeah yeah yeah that'll use up
all my movement let's do it
you're right Thomas rock and roll
divine favor is concentration so it's either
that or bless.
Ah, so then no more bless.
I just blessed on myself.
No, it's the spell is
concentration. You can have it one
or the other active.
Okay. Well, we'll just count that
no more bless. No more bless.
No bless.
You've got a free couple of rounds of bless how about
that and makes up for all my 20s that
will do three plus that's a 12 to hit
that is not enough this thing's armor is
much tougher than you expected and the
sword fails to find purchase
I'm good okay I'll let my turn there sword fails to find purchase. Okie dokie. Any bonus actions?
I'm good. Okay, I'll end my turn there then.
Okay, you end your turn there.
After you,
the other creature, no longer stunned by Lucius' pattern,
moves forward
and you kind of hear another voice
I don't know where Glorp is,
but I'm going to deal with you two first, and then I'm going to
go find him.
And he wields
a three-pronged trident in his lower
arms and then his two upper arms
have the same little knives
and he's going to attack
one attack against
Sentry. In fact, actually no, he's just going to
attack Ayla with both, I think.
For now.
I love that Trot always has to go the extra distance. 19. Look at this. In fact, actually, no, you're just going to attack Ayla with both, I think, for now. So Ayla, that is a...
I love that Trot always has to go the extra distance.
19.
Look at this.
That's a hit against Ayla, 19.
So, D8 plus 4, that's 9 points of piercing damage.
Halved?
Yeah, so you can half it, yeah.
Oh, his weapons, they're magical, but I think... I don't know if that... piercing damage. Halved? Yeah, so you can half it, yeah. It's not...
Oh, his weapons, they're magical,
but I think...
I don't know if that...
I think your thing still...
It's the type of damage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yep, yep.
So you half that.
So nine, so...
What's that half?
That's four.
And then the claws come down
and they hit you.
The two little daggers, sorry.
For ten points, so five more damage.
As he just starts jamming you with all of these different weapons.
Don't worry, I won't actually kill you.
I'm just softening you up first.
Then I'll knock you out.
I apologize for any bleeding wounds and any scarring.
Lucius, at the start of your turn, a constitution saving please you do not have bless and you no longer have centuries protection
so this is just a straight con save thanks for the hard reality bro okay bro oh well yep
that is 19 poison damage owie okay century is too far away for her aura to protect you.
As you feel this cloying, poisonous fog that is not going anywhere.
It's just sitting where it is.
I'm moving 5, 10, 15, 20 to there.
Okay.
Yep.
So you're out of the cloud of fog.
to there.
Okay.
Yep.
So you're out of the cloud of fog.
I'm going to
Melt's Acid Arrow
and use my sorcerer points
to twin it
onto
these two
at the top here
that Aelod and Sentry
are attacking.
Yeah, the animated armor
and then the Mezaloth
that they are currently fighting.
That's right.
And I'll do it at
level
three.
So here's the first one.
So they still against the Mezaloth.
16 against him is not enough.
Just narrowly manages to glance off of the carapace
of this insectoid fiend.
Right.
And then I'll do it again.
I just want to roll it.
I'll just cast it.
Screw it.
13. No. No, both do not fully hit
does it do any damage on a miss?
I believe not
let me double check though
on a miss
the arrow splashes the target with acid
for half as much the initial damage
and no damage at the end of its next turn
so yeah
so it would be 44 and a half for half as much the initial damage and no damage at the end of its next turn. So, yeah.
So it would be 44.5. Well, against the...
So it will be.
Roll it against the animated armor.
The insectoid creature,
when you coat it with acid,
it shows absolutely no sign of any harm.
It is immune to acid
when you strike the insect-like creature.
Six.
Yep, against the suit of armor.
Yes.
And then can I Diachromancy it as well for seven?
So six points of acid damage, and then seven points of acid damage.
Yeah, and you see the armor surrounding it becomes pitted and worn,
begins rusting in places where the acid splashes all against
it, but does not
seem to...
It affects it
as you would expect it to.
However, the insectoid creature completely
shrugs off the attack.
Big Cat.
Big Cat makes his saving throw.
He is still
within 10 feet of sentry.
Yeah, 10 feet.
5, 10.
Save.
He passes, which means he's going to half it and then half it again.
So 25 is 12 and then 6.
Poison damage to Big Cat.
Big Cat, you hear just like,
as it begins
hacking out. Wow.
He will take the most immediate course out, which is
here. Then he moves around
and he will
pounce upon this other
creature here and bite
him. But
his teeth can't sink deep enough
into, yeah, the one against the
one in the wall of light. Thank you, Tom. Just the big cat, however teeth can't sink deep enough into... Yeah, the one against the one in the wall of light. Thank you, Tom.
Just the big cat, however, can't pierce
through its insectoid-like carapace
as it fails to gain
any purchase.
The two suits of animated armor that are
left, the one fighting Sentry and
Aayla, one will just try and hit
Sentry twice for 21.
Are there two?
There are two.
One was pushed back into the far corner.
You can't see it.
So Sentry, the first one, the first attack hits you,
but the second attack misses.
You're going to take three points of bludgeoning damage.
Five.
Lucius, the one that Thalia had knocked back into the corner of the room,
comes storming up towards you,
attempting to repeat its attacks against you.
15 to hit.
Yeah.
And 17 to hit.
Yeah.
That's going to be six points of bludgeoning damage
and then another eight points of bludgeoning damage
as these big armoured fists just pummel into you.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, dear. That fists just pummel into you. Oh lord. Oh dear.
That's a pummeling.
That's a pummeling. Alright.
Couple more things. Thalia on her turn will make a
saving throw against the poison.
She also fails and is out of
range for any super nice bonuses.
She takes 22 poison
damage.
This isn't very good
for my skin. Oh, it's no time to be glib and
then she is going to run and get out of this as well and she will find two shots
at the armor facing Lucius the first one is a miss as it bounces off its armor
second one is a hit for another 12 points
a hit for another 12 points of damage.
Radiant energy
blasts out of her pistol, striking
into the creature.
Ayla. Oh no, sorry.
Gloop. It's Glorp's go.
Glorp steps out of the Wall of Light.
He started his turn in it.
Does that do anything? It's when he ends
his turn. Yeah, unfortunately it's
stepped out a bit before it has time to burn him.
Also, doesn't seem to be affected
by the poison. Doesn't seem to care
about the poison around him.
He looks at
the new bird man. He's like,
hey, man, that lightning hurt.
And he shoots you in the chest with his
big energy crossbow.
Aww.
For a 20 to hit. Oh, yeah. Aww. For a
20 to hit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. For 8 points of radiant
damage.
And then he will step in, and he
stabs you with his little knives.
For a 25.
Okay.
For 12 points. Okay. For
12 points of damage.
As his little
tiny top hands come barreling down
shoving knives into your shoulders.
You're trying to knock me out. Use the other
ends.
I will do when you look hurt enough.
But
I understand.
Sorry, I'm just following orders, mate.
I get you.
We've now got this large insect thing in front of you
as well as another one of these animated armours.
I will hit the insect, please.
No, I won't.
No, I won't.
I won't hit it at all.
What's the total?
I'm going to guess
that's a no.
15.
Highest is a 15.
Next one.
Oh, you rolled a 1 on the first one.
No, I rolled a 1
and a 5, so I'm out.
I didn't see the first attack.
Dex saving 3.
What? Oh, yes.
Do I make a dex saving 3? That is
a failure. A 7.
6 points of lightning damage.
They are resistant to lightning damage, so it takes... Of damage they are resistant to lightning
damage so it takes
of course they are
I said that earlier
Nova
are these like little crates
next to us or something
they're just like little metal
crates they look like
okay I'm gonna kind of
nip behind one
and then can I um five ten can
i uh shoot out another wall of light beam block but at um score corb dorb warp um that is a 14 to
hit bounces off his carapace again. I hate this.
You're going to have to try harder than that.
I hate this so much.
This is all I can do.
Is that it? That's your action?
Yeah, that's it.
That's my whole... Nope.
Will I get a lot?
Then sentry afterwards.
So how much of the wall was gone there? Ten foot?
Yeah, I'm drawing it.
Yeah, ignore it. i'm scribbling on it
now don't worry okay uh what are these like pallets next to me can i stand on are they
just ground things i mean kim like you you see this right you see this i did just say
are these next to us are these metal crates said, yes, they're little metal crates.
And I said, I'm going to go high behind you.
What do I do, Thomas? What do I do with it?
You know?
I mean, short answer, yes.
Yes.
Yeah, but it's just, listen.
I spend the time in between turns looking up my turn so I can do it quickly.
It's not going really quick right now, is it, though?
No! If it wasn't a yes, it would be quick!
Yes, they are metal crates, Tom.
They are, you know, little square metal crates.
Come join me behind one.
I know, I heard when you said it through Kim's turn.
Fuck you.
Wow.
Jesus!
Um, right... and fuck you. Wow. Jesus. Oh my god, now my mouse is disconnected.
What is this stream?
That's karma. That's what that is.
How does your mouse disconnect?
I don't know.
Rhiannon's entire computer disconnected everything.
So, I mean, you've dropped a couple of times.
This is just a mess at this point.
Gust.
He needs to make a strength save.
Okay.
That is a 10.
Cool.
He goes back five feet, so towards Big Cat.
You knock him back.
Yeah, and then after that...
What is this to do this?
As the gust of wind generates the first
kind of breeze it causes the
cloud to slowly drift about
five feet oh cool
antelusius awesome
I guess it would go more like this
it would kind of go back in a
more diagonal
yeah
and then I want to
shield of faith myself and kind of over messenger ring say
i can hear your anger from here maybe try attacking a little bit more recklessly ala
oh wow fuck yourself quill
you've missed every attack this entire time and you've got a reckless attack.
I'm not the only one who's missing though.
I'm choosing not to because I've got two things next to me which will then get advantage on
multiple attacks against me.
You got the point.
It's a choice not to.
But it's a choice not to.
It is a choice.
Alright, Quill, you moving?
Yeah, I'm going to dip back a little bit
so 5, 10, 15.
Like, to
kind of around by the edge of this
weird metal thing on the floor.
What is that, by the way?
It's a metal crate, Tom. Sentry.
I'm going to move back
towards Lucius.
Okay.
Lucius started your turn
in the cold cloud, so can you make a
concept for me, please?
Concept, yes. No problemo. 21. I also started your turn in the whole cloud so can you make a con save for me please con save yes
no problemo
21 plus
24
yeah dude you've succeeded
half of 31 is 15
half that again is 7
half that again is 3
you take 3 poison damage
thank you
okie dokie.
This cloud just does nothing.
You're just sort of like...
I'm going to use
30 points of lay on hands on
Lucius.
That's your action.
That's my action. Then bonus action,
I'm going to cast Shield of Faith on him as well.
So my divine favor is going to go. He gets a plus 2 to 80. That's 2 AC. Then bonus action, I'm going to cast Shield of Faith on him as well, so my divine favor is going to go.
He gets a plus 2 to 80.
That's 2 AC. Perfect. Good round.
Thanks. Nice bit of support.
Proper support entry.
Proper.
The insectoid
creature in front of Ayla, I would say,
looks like your big metal friend has left you all
alone. I'm sorry. And he
will attack you
with his trident and his little
stabby knives. So his trident
is a one. It's a miss as
it goes too wide. And then
he will stab you with his little knives
for a... that's going to be a miss.
That's a 16.
Ayla dodges to the side,
missing completely.
Doesn't do anything else.
Happy to stay where he is.
Lucius.
I will... I don't really want to move from here, I guess,
because I'm in opportunity attack from this guy,
but I assume attacking would be a disadvantage.
It's threatened space, yeah.
Range spell attacks will be, yes.
So if you have like uh
melee spells then they're fine but range even if i attack someone else no if you attack someone
else you're fine all right i'm gonna fling a chromatic orb of ice at this boy over here. Which one? The four-armed insectoid
creature fighting Aayla.
I'll cast that
at fourth level.
Ding dong!
That's a 25.
That's a hit. That's a big hit.
Smashes him in the back as he's
distracted fighting Aayla.
Right, and that's 68.
So I'm because because is not as effective as you would like to be good beans man beans they
have resistance be you things beans not beans beans 22 half to 11 11 points of cold damage
I'm going to dichromancy
the animated
armor next to him
how much for?
so that's 8
just enough to send it
collapsing into a pile
of frozen shards
as it shatters apart
as the ice slams into its back
created from a scrap of blue
cloth that you can see.
I'm also going to add
my bonus action Shield of Faith
barrier ring.
Not Shield of Faith, barrier ring
on top, stacking
the AC.
Which I should have done earlier.
There you go. Should have done earlier.
Big Cat will attempt to bite
the big insectoid creature
for 19, which is a hit.
Sadly, he didn't get his pounce, but he will
chomp down for another
7 points of damage.
Half is
3. As he tries to bite onto this large insect-like demon, seven points of damage halved is three
uh as he tries to bite onto this large
insect-like demon and is
just struggling to bite through its
armored carapace uh it kind of
growls pushes him down
uh and then the only
remaining animated suit of armor will continue
its attacks against lucius
um as it's only viable
yep so disadvantage uh continue its attacks against Lucius as it's only viable. Protection, please.
So disadvantage.
So that's going to be 3 plus 7 is a
miss. Lucius, the first attack.
And then the second attack is...
Protection, please.
Protection, please.
That's going to be
a 12, Lucius, the second attack.
No! That won't hit
combined strength centuries spell and the barrier ring as it bounces against it harmlessly um
and that is probably going to make the most sense to stop because it's the start of a fresh new round um we're just going
to have to continue this uh next week as uh what's the last uh big fall so basically uh one animated
suit of armor the big poison cloud the the cloud kill is still active the wall of light is still
there and then these two mesoloth insect demons basically um but they seem quite tough
they've they've they have a very hard to penetrate uh carapace uh they seem to have um many resistances
uh and just kind of very casually going about their business of um fighting you guys um and
yeah that's where we'll pick up next week. Just casually.
Tom, I don't know if you know this, but next to Quill there's a few metal crates.
Just a little bit of detail.
Just around the lake.
No, I moved
a little bit further away from them.
I did that.
There's another one there.
There's another one there.
Sorry, I couldn't tell because this map is just really fucking ugly, Mark.
Oh!
I was going to talk about the asset use, actually.
I quite like the background.
Shut up.
I like it.
Fired!
It's a good map.
I like it.
You can't backtrack now.
One day, I'll play with a bunch of people.
The map worked really well today, actually.
Sweet.
Well, that is us
for this week's episode of High Rollers
a good mix of RP and then
yeah some combat stuff
with more combat stuff to come
will Tom Hazel listen to me next week
find out on the next episode of Arrows
will Tom Hazel
learn to play the game
he's so salty
I'm not the problem dude I take the turns quickly. He's so salty.
I'm not the problem, dude. I take the turns quickly and efficiently. Like, oh,
I'm doing this attack. It does this much
damage. Boom. Done. You do. That's the end.
I love it. I love that. I do love that.
Yeah, that's great. I do love that.
It's just, I think what made the crate thing so
funny was literally Nova was the
turn before you and Kim was like, Mark,
are these things next to me? Are they crates?
And I was like, yeah, yeah, they're like metal crates.
And then the next question
out of your mouth, the next thing you
said was, what are these
things next to me? Are they like metal pallets?
And it was just the best.
Have you know I disconnected, Mark?
I didn't disconnect. Oh, did you?
That explains it.
No, that's just a lie thanks very much um take
care we love you uh look after yourselves be safe um and we'll see you next time bye everyone bye
bye everybody