High Rollers DnD - How to Get Away with Murder (Part 1) | Altheya: The Dragon Empire #68

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:46 The Knight of the Loyal Hounds, Sir Joran Harper, aka The Barnacle Knight, has tasked Gruff with seeking out and slaying two powerful champions of the evil Embered Goddess of the Deep Sea, Ojanja. These champions and their minions have been killing and tormenting locals in the Isles, but they will need to be tracked down and slain. However, the night before the group leaves on such a quest, Sister Ophelia of the House of Blood sort out a drunken reveler, offering them gold in exchange for letting her feed on their blood.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Losing herself in the euphoric feeling, Ophelia has sort of come out of such a state, having nearly killed the young man, who is now unconscious in her hotel room and leaving behind a very, very bloody chair and pools of blood. And I believe that that is where we'll pick things off this week. You are in the lavish suite that you were paid for
Starting point is 00:02:45 by your friend Caliphras whilst you are remaining here, the Radiance Hotel here in Wavemeet. And these very opulent hotel rooms, grand luxury satin sheets, windows that look out onto the glittering city of Wavemeet, but slumped in a rather plush, velvet-cushioned armchair is an unconscious reveler. The young man, who I don't even know if you learnt their name.
Starting point is 00:03:15 No, or gender. No, well they're a man. They're a man, okay. They're a man, I can tell you that they are male, but you never learnt their name. And they are unconscious, very clear bite marks on the side of their neck. Blood completely staining their clothing, like their shirt,
Starting point is 00:03:32 and it has gone all over the chair. It is on the floor below the chair. It could have been worse. It could have completely coated this room, and this man could very much be dead. They are breathing, but it's shallow, unconscious, weak breathing, Sister Ophelia, and that is where we awaken.
Starting point is 00:03:52 And the staff did ask when we moved in if we were messy guests. That is a very good point, yes. You also did buy a magical jar full of blood that you had on you, but you decided you wanted more. She panicked, I didn't know, she didn't know how long she'd be on a boat for.
Starting point is 00:04:09 She might run out. She might run out. She might run out. Oh God, I thought I made my mind up, but now I'm going back again. Go with your gut, with your heart. Run us through the scenarios real quick. Okay, so I have two, I have a scale.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Not me, I'm not here, obviously. I mean, we're not gonna tell you what to do. No, my brain has a scale at the minute. I'm like, fascinating. Worst case, depends how you wanna look at it. Weekend at Bernie's is on one side. And what does that involve? Well, and that involves perhaps carting
Starting point is 00:04:41 an unconscious, maybe dead person out of the hotel room. Well, they're not dead. Just to clarify, they're not dead yet. They could be dead. They could be dead. That would be kind of bad if they were though. But I could weekend at Bernie's this person and leave them in an inconspicuous place. That is a possibility. But it's kind of bad. On the other hand, I could just tell the truth.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Wouldn't that be nice? I could just tell the truth and be like, I fucked up. This is the situation. Who are you gonna tell that to? Yeah, who's being told the truth? What I'm curious about. That's the thing. I could tell the guy, I guess.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Tell the truth or kill and discard as man. Yes. Kill and discard. That's where I'm at. Whoopsie doopsie. Exactly, that's the scale. There's a binary scale. I'm wondering if there's a middle ground here. There might be a middle ground.
Starting point is 00:05:33 This is where I'm at. I think I have a middle ground, but I'm... Well, to give you some more time to think, we do need to roll for pools of fate. Maybe this will help. Yeah, I think this will help. Oh, I certainly will be if there's a lot of points in my pool, I'll certainly be spending them to add some complications. Oh, well, you can have one, I think this will help. Oh, I certainly will be, if there's a lot of points in my pool, I'll certainly be spending them
Starting point is 00:05:46 to add some complications. Oh, well, you can have one, I got a three. Oh, perfect, that's a dice for me. I got a four. That's a dice for you. A five. Oh, another dice for you, how lovely. Six.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Oh, what, look at this. Four. Oh, lovely. One's enough. It comes down to the old Mark Humes. Oh, lovely. It comes down to old Markie Humes. Oh, another six. Five and one. Very rare.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Five and one. Does luck being on our side push you more towards telling the truth or? No, because it's me rolling. So luck means. It has nothing to do with it. Luck means you're more likely to get away with killing and discarding of this person, right?
Starting point is 00:06:24 Well, I'm more likely to kill them, whether I get away with it or not, is a whole other story. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. You can see just that... I'm drunk, right, as well. You are definitely feeling inebriated. This person was very drunk when you fed on them.
Starting point is 00:06:41 There is a bit of a transfusion, transmission effect. Perhaps not as drunk as they were, but you are definitely feeling light and intoxicated. You're on the sort of good side of tipsy right now. We drank the blood of people who were uncured, and now I am a wizard. Only the best decisions are being made. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Yeah, I mean, as you are looking down, you see this man, sort of very loose, kind of white shirt, short sort of little linen shorts, nice shoes, just softly breathing. Are they still bleeding? There is a rather quite powerful bite mark in the side of their neck. They are very, very pale, but they are,
Starting point is 00:07:28 you can just see their neck rising and falling, their chest filling in, attracting. This is fun. Okay, so I think Ophelia is gonna try and make the best of this situation. So I think what she's going to do first of all is her blood red makeup jar. She's going to basically smash it
Starting point is 00:07:55 and just like smear it everywhere as if she's like she's tripped maybe and like fallen over and she smashed her makeup on the ground and be like, whoopsie doopsie. That's why there's red everywhere. Accidents happen, oh no. That's the first stage of the plan. We've added to the red. Added to the red.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Step one, okay. Step one of the plan, step two of the plan. And then Ophelia is going to write a little note to this person with, I think she's gonna tuck like 50 gold into this note and just close it, put it on the pillow next to this fellow and the note shall read as followed. You have done a great service to myself and the House of Blood.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Come to Ashen Rest and Tyria's Rest if you wish to learn more. Sister Ophelia De La Rosa of the House of Blood. Just- She doxxed us! Like a little chocolate on a pillow, just- They gotta lead him back to us. Sister Ophelia de la Rosa of the House of Blood. Just, she dogs- She dogs-dads. Like a little chocolate on a pillow, just. They gotta lead them back to us. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Just in case they're curious and they just wanna know more and be like who's this mysterious stranger? You wanna hire them? Well, you know, they might be into it, I don't know. They might just not ask them. They're barely dead. They're barely dead.
Starting point is 00:09:01 They're barely dead. All right, okay. And then you leave your name on it. I leave my name on it. Okay, so step two also includes giving them money, right? Don't worry, you've given them our address. Mine money. Me as well, sign your name.
Starting point is 00:09:11 I may as well sign my name. How much was that, 50 gold? 50 gold, tucked away in a little. And you have 50 gold? I have 50 gold. You have Gruff's 50 gold. I have Gruff's 50 gold. Now, is that the 50 gold that you already paid them?
Starting point is 00:09:25 I don't think any money changed hands. I don't think any money changed hands. I don't think any money changed hands. Not yet. Okay. So that'll be... That's the payment you would lose. That's the payment... Maybe I should write, sorry about your clothes. Just in brackets.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Sorry about your clothes. Let me know your inventory, Ray. Yeah, I've got the... Okay, yeah, please do remove the 50 gold. Alright, so... I don't think. I mean, that's the way now, really. Please do remove the 50 golds. All right, so, and then, so you grab your makeup jar of your red makeup. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:52 You smash that on the floor. I smash it. And then smear it everywhere. Kind of just like, just around where all the blood in the chair, just to make it look like I've maybe tripped on the chair, and like spilt my makeup on the floor, and that's why there's blood everywhere. You know, just to cover my tracks.
Starting point is 00:10:07 OK. Can you roll me an investigation roll, please? Because I think he doesn't want to be cleaned. She doesn't want to be cleaned. It's red, isn't it? It's red. Cleaning would be blasphemous. It would be blasphemous. That's a D12. That's a D12. Wow. Great start. Here we go. That's Percy's12. Great start, here we go.
Starting point is 00:10:25 That's Percy's dice. Bye! Neck to 20? With modifier? Neck to 20. Okay. So even through your drunken haze, you like smash the makeup in your transmitter, but the thing is, is your idea of making this look like
Starting point is 00:10:49 it's like you've tripped on a chair and spilled makeup, the problem is, is because you fed on this person while they were sat in the chair, the blood is like on the, it's like all over the chair and the floor, and so this is a lot of makeup, like, and the broken jar, this is not gonna equate to the two. This chair is soaked, and it very clearly looks like
Starting point is 00:11:12 if you were to take the person off the chair, it will look like somebody sat in the chair and then bled whateverly, like someone was maybe stabbed in the neck or brutally murdered. Is there a funny silhouette? Not quite a silhouette, but there is definitely a chunk someone was maybe stabbed in the neck or brutally murdered. Is there a fucking silhouette? Not quite a silhouette, but there is definitely
Starting point is 00:11:28 a chunk where if you took them away, there's a body line down the side. There's a butt print. I was sat in the chair when I smashed the makeup all over myself and the surrounding area. But this is just, you pick up on that. It is possible you could bluff your way out of this, or like, but it's up to you. My next question is gonna be what are the next steps?
Starting point is 00:11:50 So you've done the make up. That was step one. You've left the note. That was step two. Step two was right, you know. The man is still in the chair currently. Oh, you wrote the steps. I'm writing the steps down.
Starting point is 00:12:00 So where do we go from here, Ophelia? Yeah, where do we go from here? What time is it? This is like, I think I said it was like three, four in the you. Yeah, where do we go from here? What time is it? This is like, I think I said it was like three, four in the morning. Oh, there's still time. I still have time. Oh, the witching hour.
Starting point is 00:12:10 There's some time. There's some time. Nothing bad happens at witching hour, it's fine. Why they call it witching hour? You can hear Daisy snoring in the next room. Just so peacefully. It's like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Aw. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,'t have clothes, my clothes are, I can't give him my clothes.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Listen, I am merely stating the current scenario. I've got a painting. It's not my job to. I could wrap him in an ornate painting. Right, but again, I am clarifying, you do not carry this enormous painting around on you. It is entirely out of your inventory. It is not here.
Starting point is 00:13:02 How is that the one piece of inventory you remember so freely? How does it come up in every situation? It's that and the potion of speed, which she constantly tries to sell. Yeah, give her the potion of speed. Painting. Potion of speed.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Once again, to clarify, this is not video game inventory where you can just like whip your pocket and put a baking in it. This is not Baldur's Gate inventory, right? Like... You're in a very nice hotel room. I'm in a nice hotel room.
Starting point is 00:13:30 I can't... Don't stop helping her. Whatever you say. I don't think we can. You know? I want to see how Ophelia's gonna deal with this. Oh, God. Um...
Starting point is 00:13:40 Pfft! I have to spare the dying. Okay. He's not at zero, is he? You... Do you want to make a medicine check? Can I make a spare that dying. Is he, he's not at zero, is he? You, do you wanna make a medicine check? Can I make a medicine check? Sure. Inspect body. Five.
Starting point is 00:13:55 You don't have a lot of experience, especially coming from the House of Blood. A lot of the people there don't generally have pulses. You, you like try and, you don't don't know, you put your finger on his, you can't get a pulse. He's very, very pale. He's quite cold when you touch him. Cold night.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I would say Ophelia doesn't know if this man is alive or not. Can I try and just, can I try and rouse him? Yeah, so you spend some time like shaking him. Just slap his face. Yeah, I, yeah, there would be after- Wake up, lazybones. After, you know, a good few minutes of like shaking and like you kind of get like,
Starting point is 00:14:40 Oh good, oh good, oh good, oh good. The eyes are trying to flutter awake. Hi, hi, hi, this way, come to me, hello, hello. I am going to roll a... Oh please don't scream, please don't scream. Wisdom? I was gonna say, I think this is gonna be a wisdom saving throw. Because also, let me remind you,
Starting point is 00:15:02 you are also covered in blood. I mean... All down your mouth, down the front of your nose. Of course, this is just a day job. Hey, hey, hey, wake up, hey. You wake him up, and you're like, hey, hey, and you wake up. Ah, ah, ah, ah! He begins to scream as he sees you Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:15:25 He begins to scream as he sees you with fangs in the mouth, covered in blood, like standing in front of him. He is like, he's like looking down, he's covered in blood. Don't kill me! I'm not gonna kill you! He tries to get up. He manages to like steady himself
Starting point is 00:15:43 as he pulls himself out the chair. Don't rip it, don't rip it, I don't want to pay for that, don't rip it, don't rip it. He's trying to get away from you. It's okay, it's okay. Make a persuasion roll for me. Oh my god, it's like trying to calm a bird down. I think it's like trying to calm a human down
Starting point is 00:16:00 after you've sucked him dry. 15. 15? Okay. I'll have all of you guys make a perception roll. Let's see if you just hear sounds of screaming coming from Ophelia's room. I'll roll for the hotel staff to see if anyone notices. Oh god!
Starting point is 00:16:19 I rolled a natural 20. Oh my god, what's happening? 18. 18 is enough. You also hear screaming. It's God, what's happening? 18. 18 is enough, you also hear screaming. So 27. You hear? 21. You hear?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Unnatural one. And this is out. And this is out. So the three of you, so Rowan, Gruff, and Daisy, you are woken up to, from like where your rooms are, I'd say one of you I think is downstairs and the other two are on the same floor as Ophelia. But you hear muffled screaming coming from Ophelia's room.
Starting point is 00:16:53 You hear like, you hear through the floorboards and things like that. Ophelia, the man is sort of trying to come to, he's blinking, he's looking around, he's struggling to keep to his feet, but's like, look, he's blinking, he's like looking around, he's struggling to keep to his feet, but he does seem to like quiet down, and it's like, what if you tried to kill me? No, no, no, no, I didn't try to kill you,
Starting point is 00:17:13 at least not on purpose. I remember, you came up, I was drunk, you said you wanted to have a drink. Yes, and you were very agreeable. You were very agreeable. It's fine. I'm really sorry. Am I supposed to, this place is my blood?
Starting point is 00:17:30 Yes, yes it is your blood. Oh God, it's my blood! But you're okay, you're alive, you're okay! You're cultist or something. No, I'm not a cultist, I just, I'm just from Osseus. We just do things differently. You're okay, you're alive.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Thank you, by the way, for... For what? For coming to help me. I'm sorry I went wrong, but I didn't want to hurt you. I didn't mean to hurt you. You see he like sways and then he passes out again. Oh no. Like whoosh, he just collapses to the floor.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I think Rowan would have stirred at this. So all of you also now hear a thump. And you can hear Ophelia like. You hear Ophelia rapidly try to talk. Rowan's making his way to the source of the sound. Okay, I've got my airpods in. It's very unbranded. He's got his music on, he's fine.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Don't turn the AC on. White noise machine. He's got the AC on. He's got his mask. Like a dehumidifier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or a humidifier. He's fine.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've got my UV mask. What are Daisy and Gruff doing? Sorry, I'm just... What? Man's gotta look good! It's a perfect image! I'm delighted laughing at this delightful UV mask.
Starting point is 00:18:52 What, you think you keep an 18 charisma without a little bit of self-care every now and then? Look at those spongy things between my fingers. I'm having a great time. So, Gruff and Daisy, what are you guys doing? I should have led to this! Probably making my way to the sink. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath.
Starting point is 00:19:06 I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath.
Starting point is 00:19:20 I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a deep breath. She's got bare feet and she just, she just......snaps on the door. Yeah, I think like, what's Gruff doing? Feria! I think at the Scream, Gruff will just open his eyes and burn me staring at the ceiling.
Starting point is 00:19:32 And just like... Judging! What to do? Judging them! And then there'll be a long, deep sigh. Oh, Daisy's not fully awake. Even though I heard it immediately. It's like still... She's not awake. So... though I heard it immediately, it's still not awake.
Starting point is 00:19:47 He's gonna slowly pull his trousers on. But take his time. And take his time. Okay. And then, yeah, so Gruff will turn up. He'll just be, but just then. So I think Rowan and Daisy get there first. The two of you kind of get there.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I'm wearing like a nightie, bare feet, hairs all over the place, and I've grabbed my dagger, and I'm standing like, what's that bare feet, hairs all over the place, and I've grabbed my dagger, and I'm standing like, what's that? What happened? You heard it? It was a noise. Have they answered yet?
Starting point is 00:20:11 No. Ophelia, what are you doing? This man has now just passed out. Can I cast Friends? He is unconscious. That would have helped. That would have helped. That was a great spell, what a great spell. So good to do.
Starting point is 00:20:25 What a fantastic spell. It's kind of almost what that kind of spells whole scenario is. Yeah. They also can resist it, right? They can, yeah. In his state. Oh yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Also, once the spell ends, they know that you can magic to charm them, so. But perfect to get someone to calm down and deal with them. So the man is like, so I'm guessing the door someone to calm down and deal with them. So the man is like, so I'm guessing the door would be locked because it's a hotel room. So somebody, you try the door, rattle, rattle, rattle.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Nothing. Close. And it's locked. Oh. Maybe she's fine, maybe she's having an nightmare. It just like cracks open a little bit. Oh, Daisy. Ah! Oh, Rowan. Ah! Hey.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Everything's fine under control, so. You covered in blood. Yeah, she is. I was gonna make the point. Ophelia! Hey. Everything's fine under control. You're covered in blood. Yes, I was going to make the point. Ophelia. Hey. Hi, yes. Why are you covered in blood? What's happened?
Starting point is 00:21:11 I've brought help. So help is it? Did someone attack you? No, quite. I heard a man shouting. Yes. That means others have heard a man shouting. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Just so you know. Let us in, come on. What happened? Is it your blood? No. Is it someone else's blood? Somebody's blood. I think the others have heard a man shouting. Just so you know. Let us in, come on. What happened? Is it your blood?
Starting point is 00:21:28 No. Is it someone else's blood? It's somebody else's blood. Oh, you're freaking me out. Sorry, I'm freaking out. Shh. Okay, it's someone else's blood. It's someone else's blood.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Hello, let us in. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. Fine, fine. Quietly. It's true. Oh, my. Okay. All right, you let the two of them in, Fine, fine, but quietly. It's true. Okay. Okay. All right, you let the two of them in, shut the door.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Don't, okay, don't. You. Ah! Ah! Ah! There is an unconscious man covered in blood. There is a chair covered in blood. The floor is covered in blood.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Yeah, can they tell these unconscious that were? No, well, to you guys, guys, there is a man lying face down in a pool of blood and red, well, red liquid, but you would probably think it's blood because it's the makeup as well mixed in with it. Yeah. I feel unconscious. Gruff would hear ruin, then you just hear, what?
Starting point is 00:22:21 It's okay, it's okay. As you guys are dealing with this, by the way, just for a little behind the scenes peek, Gruff, as you're kind of putting your trousers on, you see a night guard of the hotel rushing up to where he is. Aw. Thanks for those extra noises.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Okay, okay. Stay calm, it's under control. I've got an idea. I've got a get, Gruff. No, no, no, it's fine. I've got a get. No, no, no, no, no. We need Gruff.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Gruff deals with my stuff. I'm going to leave the room and go to Gruff. No, Daisy, I'm going to Gruff. Go to Gruff, Daisy. Daisy, no, no, no. Okay, can you give me a athletics check as opposed by an acrobatics? Fate. You, okay, you can by an Acrobatics. Fate.
Starting point is 00:23:07 You, okay, you can spend a fate point, yeah. He's not gonna help! He's not gonna help! 24. 24, you go to grab Daisy, but she's just so little and nippy, maybe you slip a bit on the blood. No, Daisy, no!
Starting point is 00:23:20 Daisy gets the door, opens the door, you step out into the corridor, Daisy, as Gruff, you've begun making way, but you're behind this guard. So Daisy, you see, dressed quite smartly, like a kind of night porter, but you can see that they have a very subtle piece of armor underneath their uniform.
Starting point is 00:23:40 They have a club, like a cudgel club, and they're making their way up, like looking very concerned, like, Missy, are you all right? I heard a scream. Is everything all right? Yes. Can you give me the reception chair, please? Ophelia, I have an idea.
Starting point is 00:23:59 15. 15? I have one too. What's yours? You go first. My idea is to turn them into a mouse. Okay. I'll let these two finish.
Starting point is 00:24:08 And then, and then we're like, good scream, your turn. And then you go, ah! Right, so Gruff, you come up behind, as you see this guard, who is now talking to Daisy, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:24:22 Miss, if something's going on, you need to tell me. You look terribly shocked. Like, you all right, come here. And he's like, got the club out, looking around, like, it's all right, you're safe. This is my friend. Sir, if you would mind, I just had some screaming coming from this floor, you'd probably be better
Starting point is 00:24:39 for you to wait in your room. He's like, that's fine, come this way. And then he starts making his way, and he's like, look's fine, come this way. And then he starts making his way, and he's like, look at like, trying to. Daisy's gonna look at Ruff and connect. How good are you at climbing? In the head. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Goes to the first door. He's like knocking on the first door. You've got two doors until he gets to you. Is there a window? Bloody hell. In this room, yeah, there's a window that looks out onto the street of the glitter cliff, like bleeding out.
Starting point is 00:25:06 You and me, grab him, and we go out the window and on the roof, and no one can see us ever, and then we just hide there forever. And we change our names? Yes. And we move somewhere else? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I've got another idea.
Starting point is 00:25:16 I'm telepathically speaking to Gruff, and I've just gone, Ophelia killed a man. She killed a man. There's blood everywhere. Cause I don't really know the full situation yet. I think she's in trouble. Gruff, what do you? I don't know what to do, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:31 It's in there, bro. It screamed really loud. I can't lie to an officer. He's not asked you a question. He's just said go back in your room. He knocks on one door. I would say that this is probably Daisy's room, so there's no answer.
Starting point is 00:25:46 After a few moments, he moves on to the next one. This is gonna be Xanthius's room. Xan, can you give me a perception roll? Unnatural one again. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Honestly, it's a bliss. He's got like the little duvet wrapped up, he's got his LED mask on.
Starting point is 00:26:09 He's got a cinnamon bun roll. I'm like, he's do, do, do, do, do, do, do. No, I imagine it's like a face cream. Oh yeah, no, I, yeah. The cucumber's over his eyes like, bum, bum, bum, bum. So happy with himself. So a couple of moments, he's waiting for his end,
Starting point is 00:26:24 there's no answer. Go, go, go. Right, so what are you guys doing? So, fuck. Okay, so I'm gonna take the sheets, the bloody sheets. Okay. Bundle the man. There's no sheet, he's in the chair.
Starting point is 00:26:38 He's in the chair. It's not bed sheets, it's the floor. Throw the chair out the window. Okay, so you take the chair. What floor is she on? The high floor, the top floor, yeah. The chair's the floor. Throw the chair out the window. Okay, so you take the chair. What floor is she on? The high floor, the top floor, yeah. The chair's fucking long.
Starting point is 00:26:48 So you go up the window, you pick up the chair, you throw the chair out the window. And then I'm gonna rage, and then I'm gonna Donkey Kong man on my shoulder, and we're going out the fucking window. Right, okay. Yeah, spider climb good. All right, so you go out the window,
Starting point is 00:27:04 up onto the roof from your room. Yeah, King Kong. What is Rowan doing? Rowan, as Ophelia's Donkey Kong-y Helicopter's coming. barely alive man outside, Rowan gets out his longsword and cuts his arm. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Don't add to it! And then he screams. Three points of damage. Yup. And you do that, you cut your arm. Alright, you do that, you skitter outside. As I said, Wave Me is quite a sort of 24 hour town. There are people still walking around.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I'm gonna need a stealth roll at disadvantage from Ophelia because you are carrying a full man. And you just threw a chair out the window. And you just threw a chair out the window. Well that's the only reason I'm having it stealth rolled because like you climb out, people aren't looking up, but there is like broken bloody chair now on the street and a passerby is like looking at it like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:28:09 You can see it's like, you know, like somebody who's probably coming back to their house quite late at night. Oh, okay. I'm gonna roll fate with this as well. Oh, okay, yeah. Please do. Please do.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Use all of it, please. Sorry, I'm gonna spend some in a minute, don't worry. Cut my life into pieces! Is that a natural one? Oh, it may as well be. Like 13 plus whatever. But is that with disadvantage? 14, 15.
Starting point is 00:28:39 16 on the first roll. Not bad. That's not a natural one. Do I fate again? With a disadvantage. Oh, does that, how does that work? Yeah, how do you fate when you have a disadvantage? Well, so you, well, you should technically roll both first
Starting point is 00:28:52 and then you add the disadvantage to whichever roll is lowest. Okay, so that was, was that a three? I think it was a three on my fate dice. Three on your fate, okay. So just roll the d20 again and see if you get lower than the first one. I see.
Starting point is 00:29:05 No, it was higher. So 16 is my highest. 16 is your highest. Okay, pretty good. You manage to like hold in this guy raging your blood. Duh-dum, duh-dum, duh-dum. You cart this man up onto the roof of the Radiance Hotel. The person is like looking down at this bloody chair like,
Starting point is 00:29:22 what the hell? I'm gonna have, I'm gonna spend a fate point. They immediately are like, oh my god, and they're like, they like look, and they're like gonna run for the nearest guard post, which is the fort at the top of the cliff, which is the watch. And so they're gonna run for that,
Starting point is 00:29:40 because they've just seen a blood covered chair be thrown out of the hotel, and they're gonna run for it. Meanwhile, Daisy and Gruff, you see the man, he hears Rowan scream, now can tell which room it's coming from, immediately runs to it and bam bam bam bam bam, hello, who's in there? Do you need help, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:30:00 Yeah, come in. Like he goes to open the door, I guess I feel he didn't lock it after he's like, she opened it for you guys. So he opens it like, stumbles in and sees you holding a long sword and you're- The long sword's on the floor. Long sword's on the floor.
Starting point is 00:30:14 My arm is bleeding. And the floor is now covered in blood. Oh, don't breathe. And he's like, Roger, he's like, sir, are you all right? Please come in. He's like, he gets you, he's like, we need a medic, medic up here.
Starting point is 00:30:26 He's gonna call out like to the hotel, like trying to get some things, and he's gonna take you over to the side of the bed and try and sit you down, and probably would have like a very basic like first aid kit on him as the guard. So he's like pulling out bandages and he's going, he's like, what happened, what happened?
Starting point is 00:30:43 Okay, so I've been drinking. No. I just rolled a natural 20 on perception. This guy is Sherlock fucking Holmes. He's like, he's like, look, he's like bandaging you. Door, window, door, chair. Window is currently open. The curtains are blowing out like they've just been
Starting point is 00:30:59 recently opened. There is a blunt trail of footsteps leading to the window. The chair is now missing. Like, he's just, he like looks at you like, what happened, Sam? I was practicing my sword swinging, but I've been drinking a lot. So, Burp, I.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Do you say the word Burp or do you actually burp? Burp. I caught, I nicked myself and it hurt so much. Could you please give me a deception check with disadvantage? Get ready for assuming direct control. I mean, it could be. The only reason he's getting disadvantage
Starting point is 00:31:39 is because I just got that nat 20 on like fucking Sherlock Holmes in Christ. He also said burp. Yeah, well, yeah. Burp. This guy He also said burp. Yeah, yeah. This guy seems suspicious, burp. Oh no, I got a two. Fate won't help that. Six.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Six total. I could roll fate and then I would make a 12 at most. At most. Oh. He looks at you, he puts his hand on his cudgel, and he's just like, sir, were you attacked? What happened in here? What really happened?
Starting point is 00:32:12 He looks towards the window, and he's gonna get up, and he starts moving over towards the window. It wasn't supposed to go this way. What happened, sir? I'm not gonna say anything, though. I should say this. Is the note still on the bed? Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Hmm. And the money? Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, I made the note of all of it, dude. 50 gold looks like quite a lot. I'm very sorry for waking you up, sir. It's really nothing. Sir, there's clearly been a struggle in this room.
Starting point is 00:32:43 There's not so much a struggle as a fad sword practice. He looks over and he sees the gold and the note on the bed. He goes over to read it. Wait, what's that? That's a private note, sir. Oh, and it's got all the... Sir, I'm gonna have to... Clearly something has happened.
Starting point is 00:33:01 I think you might need a warrant to search. This has happened in our establishment. Yeah, you're right. No! He's gonna read the note. Fuck's sake! Daisy Gruffin-O'Feely, what are you guys doing? Oh!
Starting point is 00:33:16 Are we there? I'm going into my room. You leave, yeah, right now you have plausible deniability for now. I'm getting dressed. Okay. Because I'm like, uh-oh. I will try and, if Gruff, if-
Starting point is 00:33:33 I don't know how to fix this. I will just try and talk to Gruff, I guess, in my head. Sure, yeah. I don't know what to do, Gruff. I don't know what's happening. But there was shouting. Ophelia's covered in blood, just so you know, which is terrifying.
Starting point is 00:33:51 I don't think it's hers. Graff, Graff, Graff. You've gone really quiet. I don't know if the thing worked. Graff, Graff, Graff, I'm just kidding. Graff, Graff, Graff. Graff! I've been watching from the door,
Starting point is 00:34:06 like what's happening with Rowan. Okay, so you're outside watching this conversation, watching this guard who I now must name, because he's good at what he does. I'm just taking in, I'm looking at the room, I'm looking at the scene, I'm looking at that, I'm tuning out Daisy in my head. I fucking dare you.
Starting point is 00:34:30 All you're saying is gruff, gruff, gruff! Yeah, it's kind of difficult to think when every half a second your name is being used. It's okay, just wait for the guard to say, it's okay, I know who you are. Remember the crossbow man in Action Force? That was me. If I went to Xanthius' door,
Starting point is 00:34:48 because he's not waking up, right? Yeah. You haven't seen me. Could I try and bang on the door? Yeah, give me another perception check, perception roll there, Xanthius. National 20. Oh, finally.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Oh. That's not what it ended. It's just like, oh, well, well. You thought you heard something. The quietest things wake you up, but the loudest things you just don't. Yeah, yeah, it's a really quiet... Dink, dink, dink, dink.
Starting point is 00:35:11 You're like... Yeah. Zambia. Oh, oh, yes Daisy? What time is it? It's four to ten. Oh, it's like, it's still dark outside, Zambia. It's like, you know, it's a bit early for this.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Are we heading out already? Can you lend our things? Oh, yeah, sure, let me just get my slippers on. You don't need the slippers. I need to put my bathrobe on and everything. I'll be there in five minutes. Noah's too long. Yeah, meanwhile, go on, Gruff.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Gruff will sigh, walk into the room, put a hand on Rowan, cast Cure Wounds. Oh. But I think as you try and step in the room, this guard is gonna be like, sir, please, there's been an incident, I must ask you to stay outside. I can heal the boy.
Starting point is 00:35:57 It's superficial, I think it's gonna be fine, but I need to ask you, something has happened in here. Oh, but there's so much blood on the floor. I must have lost a lot. May I heal him from here? And I will cast Healing Word. Just give me a persuasion roll before, if you want his permission before you cast the spell.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Four. A four on the persuasion. He's gonna be like, sir, I don't know what kind of magic, please, I have to ask you to stay out of this. As he's reading this note. Now, I just wanna clarify the phrasing on this. You have done a great service to the House of Blood. Come to Tyria's rest and Ashen's rest
Starting point is 00:36:36 on Sister Ophelia de la Rosa. What was it? It was like, if you would like to learn more. If you'd like to learn more, yeah. If you'd like to learn more. Now, that sounds quite bad. No, no, no, no, no. It's a bit culty.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah, the house of blood is written on it. There's blood everywhere. We know the backstory of this, and that still sounds bad. You know like in Oblivion when the Dark Brotherhood sent you a message? It had a hand symbol on it. Oh, does it have a skull?
Starting point is 00:37:02 You have done a great service. Did you draw a skull? No, I didn't draw a skull. Okay. Oh, does that have a skull? You have done a great service. Did you draw a skull? No, I didn't draw a skull. That was no time. I was too drunk to draw. I'm gonna roll. You drew that just slightly. She wrote, you're gonna put it in his own blood.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Little heart. I'm gonna roll a history check to see if this random god knows what the House of Blood is. So far, he's been the best. Please be. 14, I'm gonna give them a plus two. I'm gonna say they're quite intelligent with their Sherlock Holmesing.
Starting point is 00:37:31 So he's like, the House of Osseous, like looks around, looks at you, you're clearly not from Osseous, so you don't look at, he's like, what is going on here? What did the note say? Yeah. I think you need to remain here,
Starting point is 00:37:46 and he's like gonna go, he's gonna look at you, Gruff, and just say like, would you please go and inform the front desk? We need the guard, we need the watch here. Is it all right if I go and put some clothes on first? If you can, please be quick. There is clearly some,
Starting point is 00:38:02 this is clearly more than what I thought. This is clearly something. But it does stop him going to the roof, which I would like to ask Evie, what are you doing up on the roof? Is she on the roof yet? Yeah, yeah, she like, spider climbed, easily able to get up onto the roof.
Starting point is 00:38:18 He just like, he just places the man down, I do not know his name. No. He is here. He's just gonna sit next to this man. And just. Yeah. He just doesn't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:38:37 She's just like, what have I done? What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? Picking up bloody hands, what have I done? Curse these hands, Out of the spot! Lady Macbeth, this whole thing! That's a point, is there a bloody footprint?
Starting point is 00:38:51 It's white walls, isn't it? It's white walls this time. Let me, in my head, you went and got the chair, which means you would have walked through the makeup and the blood, then gone to the window, then thrown the chair out. How much can you trail, I suppose, is the question. Yeah, how wet? I was on a 16 plus.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Well, I'm holding the guy, so I'm gonna have to be using my feet the whole time. Four feet. I would say on a 16 plus, the blood has wore off before you got to the outside. Three, it did not. It was absolutely like little blood trail, like little footprint trail leading outside.
Starting point is 00:39:27 I definitely have noticed that. Um, what's your passive perception? 13. Maybe now you do, yes. You look down and leading up the little archway of the roof, like leading up from where you walked up, you see in a bit of moonlight, you see these little red like splooges,
Starting point is 00:39:46 where your boots have picked up the trays. It's probably at this point as well that you do hear the sounds of like armored feet coming from the tower to the broken chair. Yeah, okay. The broken bloody chair. Yeah, I think Ophelia's gonna climb back down, go back into the room.
Starting point is 00:40:03 You're gonna pick up, you pick up the man, or you take him with you, you leave him? Yeah, I'm taking him with me. back down, go back into the room. You're gonna pick up the man, or are you taking with you, you leave him? Yeah, I'm taking him with me. I can't leave him on the roof. He's gonna do something stupid, isn't he? He's gonna just run off or something. So you pick up this man, and then you... Just defeat, it's just like...
Starting point is 00:40:14 Spider climb your way back in. Yeah. All right. Santheus, we need your help. So at this point, Santheus, you get to open the door. In all of the wonderful treatment that this hotel offers, would I have a face mask?
Starting point is 00:40:30 Would I have... Oh yeah. What color sort of robe would I be wearing? Probably the Radiance Hotel. It would be like a very fine, it'd probably be quite a plain like a white or a cream, but with like gold trimming. Very nice. Do they have slippers? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:46 This is a high quality hotel. Oh, hello Daisy. I push him in and close the door. Oh, what's going on? I need to capture him, there's a situation, okay? So, Ophelia, maybe killed a man covered in blood. When? I don't know, in the night.
Starting point is 00:41:02 My heart rate has spiked. They want the guards to come, then there's a guard in the hotel, they sent Gruff to get the town guard, and now everyone's in trouble, and there's a big plant in the floor. Everyone? Everyone. Well, Ophelia's in trouble.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Oh, that means everyone's in trouble. That means everyone's in trouble. Great, where's this happened? Where was Ophelia sleeping? Two doors down. Let's go. So as you guys make your way back, Gruff, you go back and put some clothes onto it
Starting point is 00:41:29 and then go to the front desk. I don't know properly, like, arm, because I'm like, it's gonna be a long day. I'm putting all my armor back on. What? And then I'll go to the front desk. Yeah, so like, this guard is like, he's kind of put his back to the wall,
Starting point is 00:41:43 he's like looking at you, he does not trust you. Would you like a song? No, no, please, just what happened in here? Look, I don't fully know what happened here. But you know something. Yeah, I know some things, not all the things, but. At this point, Ophelia walks in upside down. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Ah! It's okay, it's okay. I mean, it's not okay, but it's okay. You need to give me a persuasion roll right now. Yeah. Fate, fate. Okay. Fucking hell, my guy.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Seven, eight. Eight? Uh, he pulls out this like truncheon club. Put that person down right now. I will. It's all right, they're already dead. He's alive. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:42 He's okay, he's just frightened. He passed out from fear. I know, they're already going. He's alive. He's okay, he's just frightened. He passed out from fear. I know, this looks horrendous. I know it looks horrendous, I panicked. He's okay, he is okay. You need to come in. I'm coming in. Stand next to your friend or whoever this is.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I don't know him. I don't know him, he's a kind of- Deception ruffle. I mean, like, you gotta hope you roll well at some point. Cause that's just a bald faced lie. Come on. Natural 20. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:43:17 Right, you're not the one who claimed that they didn't know you. 14. 14. Oh, you're so lucky. Yes! Number 10. Yes!
Starting point is 00:43:28 Come on! It's like, then what is he doing in this room? Whose room is this? He's just, it's my room. He was just a passerby. He was doing something very nice, and just, he saw I was in trouble, and he tried to help.
Starting point is 00:43:40 But he's, I don't know him. Everything, anything you need to say, he's, I'm fully responsible for this. This is my fault. Why would a stranger cover for him? Because look at him, he's a kind soul. Can you not see how kind he is? I don't know him though, he's so kind.
Starting point is 00:44:00 This is so far beyond my pay grade as a hotel guard. The watch are coming, you are gonna remain here, you cannot leave, like the watch need to resolve this. Just stay here, don't do anything stupid. Can you at least take him somewhere to get help? Because I can't do anything, I can't heal. Oh, I can. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I'm a good kind. He's a good kind. No, I don't want either of you two doing anything. For all I know, you're gonna cast a spell that will kill him. I would never. I don't know that. Me neither do I.
Starting point is 00:44:35 How would we, I'm gonna stop talking. I'm in trouble. Fair lady who has committed no crime, would you like me to heal this stranger? Stranger? Yes? We should probably listen to the guards. They seem like they know what they're doing.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Yes, you are professional. So professional. Clearly. All right, let me, give me a minute here. I was just wondering, me arriving and being like, oh, Robin Ophelia. Yeah, you and Daisy would probably arrive at the door as you hear this discussion.
Starting point is 00:45:11 I don't think I'm going back in the room. Go away, go away, go away. Wait, are you, okay. No, no, no. I mean, if I peek around the door in a moment of panic, firstly, how quick do I see you doing that? Secondly, do you actually do that sort of shuffle away movement?
Starting point is 00:45:30 I did roll a perception check. He actually didn't notice Ophelia doing that. But the other thing you would notice, Santi, is like Ophelia is literally like the front of her is covered in blood. There is blood all over the floor. There is an unconscious man in the room. He looks dead.
Starting point is 00:45:46 I'm just wondering how whole of mind I am to see Ophelia Rowan body and guard and know to piece this all together as being quiet. This is a you role play thing at this point. I could ruin the entire thing. Daisy has given you information. Of Ophelia's killed a man. Yeah, that's what I mean, I could ruin the entire thing. Also, Daisy has given you information. Of Ophelia's killed a man. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Yeah, but Daisy doesn't know that he's not dead. No, Daisy doesn't know. Because the first time she said he's not dead was when she crawled back into the room. Meanwhile on reception, just gross. So you'd like go up to the reception. Ding ding. Yeah, there's like a port comes out from the back.
Starting point is 00:46:22 We actually, they're probably like, because they've heard a bunch of noises, they're like at the front desk as you come down, like what's going on? They're like, sir, is everything all right up there? Right, there's been a bit of an incident and the city watcher, the tower watcher coming on their way. Everything's okay though.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Right, they're already on their way? I saw, I saw someone, I saw, because I saw people. I thought I heard like a crashing sound coming from out on the street. I don't know about the cherry. Yeah, and you would probably see marching in, like out on the street right now, they've not come into the hotel,
Starting point is 00:46:57 but you can see them through the main doors. There is a bewildered looking passerby, a woman, looks like maybe she was on her way home, maybe just finished like a night shift or something like that, and one of the, maybe they're having a guns or something, is making her way home, and is talking to two armored guards of the Sea Guard that you saw earlier, who are sort of in, you know, not interrogating,
Starting point is 00:47:19 but questioning them about what happened, what's going on. One of them is touching the bit of wood, has picked up a broken piece of chair and is like, blood. Like, like. A makeup. Yeah, yeah. So they're sort of examining that
Starting point is 00:47:32 as you see the two of them outside. Do I recognize them as part of the group that we spoke to about where to go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they saw all of us together, right? They only saw you and Daisy. Me and Daisy? Me and Drogs.
Starting point is 00:47:44 At the tower. Yes. They only saw us. Okay, so they're from the tower. Yes, that was the closest military thing that this part of I could go to, yeah. From Watcher's Point to the fort. I'm loitering nearby, but I'm not involved right now. I think that at this point, maybe some of the other guests of the rooms
Starting point is 00:48:02 have stuck their heads out. They're like, what's going on? What's all this commotion going on? And maybe a couple of them have come downstairs to complain. There's an awful lot of noise going on. I can barely shut the door. There's people looking. Well, I think, because I don't know Rowan's in there.
Starting point is 00:48:22 I don't know the guards in there. I don't even know if there's a body in there. I know it's Ophelia's room, so I would, as I'm't know Rowan's in there, I don't know the guards in there, I don't even know if there's a body in there. I know it's Ophelia's room, so I would, as I'm peeking my head around the corner being like, Ophelia, Ophelia! And you see a face mask and hair clips. Oh, I want you to do a face of tranquility in a world of chaos. Sir, do you know this woman?
Starting point is 00:48:42 Yes. Can you please step in here for a moment, sir? Like, there is something going on and I need to understand, the guards are on their way. It's okay, but it's not. Yes, yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, yeah. You know this woman? Rowan is trying to not make eye contact with Xanthias. Yes, yeah, yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:49:01 What's happening here? Do you know this man? I have never met this man in my life. Desception, sir, yeah, what's happening here? Do you know this man? I have never met this man in my life. Deception check, please. Right, Raphelia? I mean, this is... Are you really? No, okay.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Comedy of errors, this is. Three. Plus four. Seven. No, yeah, he's just like... He looks at your body language. What is this that Rowan's giving away that he's lying?
Starting point is 00:49:29 He's just sucking in all his face. I should warn you. Not looking at him. Like, when the guards get here, they're gonna ask you these questions, and if you lie to them, you're gonna be in serious, serious trouble. I'm just the night watchman here at the hotel.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Yeah, all right, I know him. I know her. Do you mind if we have a quick chat with Ovelia? No, yeah, I do mind. You might want to be open. Ovelia, what's going on here? That's what I've been trying to find out. Tell me.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Nobody's shouting at me, and I have no chance to explain. Well, that's because I'm currently looking at this. He's not dead! That's good. He's just scared. I did, I did go through the room. I did.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Oh, of course. In your head, Gruff, you'll hear, oh, he's through your head. Oh, Fright. In your head, Gruff, you'll hear, oh, he's not dead apparently. Oh, he's not dead. He just passed out full Fright. He got really, he saw me, and he passed out and got scared. I tried to calm him down. It was a purely consensual thing that just went a little awry,
Starting point is 00:50:20 and it got a little messy, and that's all it needs to be, and that's all it is. They agreed. Everybody's making it a big thing, and I chucked the chair out the window because it was a mess, and it was on, that was me, I threw a chair out the window. What? Graff down the lobby.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Graff apparently, I feel like the chair was in the window. One of the guards is still outside speaking to the passerby, but the other guard is now coming in, and he's like, excuse me, do you work? He looks at the porter around the, you are the current porter on duty? He's like, yes, guards, thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:50:52 We've had some sort of incident upstairs. I don't know the full extent of it, but we heard that you were on your way. You heard that we were on our way. We've only just received a report about something going on outside. Somebody threw a blood-covered chair out onto the street. Blood-covered, my goodness, no,
Starting point is 00:51:06 we don't know nothing about this. Oh, well please, of course, how can we help you? It's like, I need to go up there, do you know, and starts making their way upstairs. Like, you just let this man go. Oh, it's probably on the first room on the left. Thank you, sir. And then to the receptionist, I'll be like,
Starting point is 00:51:21 how much is one of your chairs? One of the chairs? Well, I'll be like, how much is one of your chairs? One of the chairs? Well, they're all handmade, they're all custom made for the hotel. Probably, I would be difficult to say, maybe 100 gold? They're very finely made and fine upholstery. Russ can take his pipe out. Do you mind if I just start to light it up?
Starting point is 00:51:41 Oh, just the smoke, if you wouldn't mind so it's smoking outside only. We don't allow smoking inside the building. You can't go out into the gardens as well. He'll put it on lip and in his mouth and then he takes the pouch. One, two... The man's looking at you, very confused. Four, five, six...
Starting point is 00:51:58 The return of the bit and it's helping. Six, seven, eight... Yeah, this man's just very confused looking at you. Eight, nine... I'm not letting Kim... Six. Yeah, this man's just very confused looking at you. Eight. Don't mind. I'm not letting Kim know. And then he'll pay a hundred for the chair. But why are you paying for this chair, sir? I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:52:15 This has been a very long night. This followed a very long day, and I've got a very long day, oh, in a couple of hours. So this is just going to make things faster. That's very kind of you. I'm not really sure why... I understand why you're paying. This is a different person than the one you spoke to, because it's obviously a different shift. I don't know why you're paying for this, but are you sure you want to give this money to the hotel? The chair needs replacing. Right. Okay. Well, thank you. I'll let the person who it belongs to know that it's been covered.
Starting point is 00:52:45 It'll make sense eventually. And then we'll go out to the smoking area. OK. Take a nice one. So those of you upstairs, Ophelia, please. So this guy let you, as an emissary from the House of Blood... Emissary from the House of Blood... You're an emissary from Osseus? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Let you partake in their blood? Yes, yeah, yes. As is custom in Osseous, we'd like to partake in blood drinking. So what went wrong? Well... So as you're explaining this, Daisy, a very armored looking sea god,
Starting point is 00:53:25 like full plate armored uniform, has a short spear and a shield on their back, is like, do do do do do, sees everybody looking in and is bee lining towards the room. I mean, what can I do? No, I'm just letting you know. I can't do it either, I'm just like, oh.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Okay, so Ophelia, as you're just about to explain this, you hear a, by the sirens! What, what is going on in here? Oh, it's wonderful to see you. Thank you for arriving so hastily. You being sarcastic to Netscar? No, I'm wearing like, I can't be not sarcastic. Look how I'm dressed.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Sir, would you back, just a moment please. Oh, absolutely, please inspect the scene. Yes sir, back away. The night border is like, officer, these three know each other, something is going on here. She's claiming to be a representative of Osseous, a diplomatic power, saying that she's, this man, this unconscious man allowed her to feed off of him
Starting point is 00:54:22 and drink his blood, and this guard is just like, all right, the three of you, you are being arrested, we will sort this out down in the barracks. Yes, you clearly are all, you all know each other. No, no, no, no, no, can I explain? Yes, you can explain at the fort. No, no, no, can I explain now? Just a little bit, please.
Starting point is 00:54:39 You, this man levies a spear and says, put your weapons on the ground, you are being arrested. We will, if this is a misunderstanding, we will sort this out with the captain. Oh good, I don't think. You only need to talk to me. I'm the one responsible, it's only me you need to talk to. They had nothing to do with this.
Starting point is 00:55:00 The night porter says, they know each other, this one lied to me, claiming that they didn't know who this was. Like, there is something going on here, sir. It's just me. It's just me. It's all right, Ophelia. We'll just quickly go to the barracks and explain ourselves. Yes, I'll go get changed really quickly
Starting point is 00:55:19 and then we'll go to the barracks. We will cooperate with you, officer. Good. I am allowed to go get changed, yes? He like looks at you in your current state. He's like, wait here until my partner comes up. They will escort you to your room so you can change. I don't want you picking up any unnecessary equipment.
Starting point is 00:55:38 You can wash your face, put on some clothes, and then we're taking you to the barracks. The two of you, come with me. My sword's on the floor already, so... Do you have weapons on you? Probably. I need those weapons on the ground now, man. Oh! I don't want to make this worse!
Starting point is 00:56:02 I really don't want to make this worse. I really don't wanna make this worse. Then what's the problem? Just give your weapons up. But they're mine. Oh no. They're my pieces, my precious. I died for them. That's true.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Just hand over the weapons, Ophelia. Will you be careful with them? At least. They'll be confiscated and taken to the barracks. Carefully. They are relics. That's really not your concern right now. But it is my concern.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Your concern right now is that by the authority of the Duchess, I am placing you under arrest. If this is a misunderstanding, it will get resolved in the morning. Weapons, floor, now. This one, Ophelia Reluctantly complies. I thought it was gonna be me. Me too!
Starting point is 00:56:56 Like, me three! I was not expecting this, but here we are. I don't know how this got this. Sorry, I missed it. Are you gonna disarm yourself? Reluctantly disarm. I was not expecting this, but here we are. I don't know how this got this. I missed it. Are you gonna disarm yourself? Reluctantly disarm. All right, with that, he will basically,
Starting point is 00:57:12 his partner will eventually join him, and he will dispatch his partner, a young woman, to go with Xanthias. Will anyone be waking up the body at any point or? Yeah, but their concern right now is like, the three of you are like assassins or something. That's me asking that by the way. Yeah, yeah, he's just like,
Starting point is 00:57:34 we'll make sure that they're taken care of. Okay, because they might be able to cooperate this entire story. If they are alive, we will make sure that they will be able to. There will be if we could heal them. Right now, absolutely not. I don't want to see spellcasting. I don't want to see anything from any of you three. Okay. The Night Porter will go over to him.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Like, now that the real guards are in here, the Night Porter will go over and he's like, he's like, he is alive. The pulse is very, very weak, but I think he's all right. We'll tend to him until somebody can be sent to collect him. And they'll sort of like, kind of like prop his head up and like maybe like, you know, go start getting something out of the first aid kit, maybe like some smelling salts.
Starting point is 00:58:14 They'll patch like the bandage, the quaint bloody gash on their neck where they've been bitten. And they'll start bandaging that and get some smelling salts. And you do hear as the three of you are escorted out by these guards. I'm gonna go and find Gruff. Before they're escorted out,
Starting point is 00:58:30 I'm gonna go and find Gruff, just let him know. Yeah, you find Gruff outside smoking. Gruff, I have some news. I'm kind of wondering about that. Okay. I'm trying to think what Gruff would do at this point. Cause he has been set his fucking quest. And he was so close.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Yeah. That didn't happen, dude. And he's meant to meet Ser Jorah at the docks in the morning. And I'm toying with whether or not he would have just gone. Cause if he followed his vows of protect the weak, the vulnerable and the infirm, well one, the guy that Ophelia drank from
Starting point is 00:59:12 is the one who is infirm and vulnerable at this point. It's alright. He's fine. Yeah, but you know what I mean. Gruff doesn't know that. Gruff doesn't know that. This was some innocent person that you don't know the circumstances.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I guess what it comes down to is, does Gruff believe that Ophelia would like, maliciously snatch someone's drink from them? I think that's the thing. Or would Gruff be like, no, I'm sure Ophelia would have like, done something like paid him, or this was consensual or something like that.
Starting point is 00:59:42 He did look in the room, didn't he? So maybe he saw. Yeah, did look in the room, didn't he? So maybe he saw. Yeah, he looked in the room, yeah. Yeah. Cause he's currently torn between what he wants to go and do and this important thing in his life. Sure.
Starting point is 00:59:55 And now three of his friends are about to get arrested. At what time are we meant to be... So Jordan just said the morning at the docks. The morning at the docks, okay. It's like 4 a.m. now. It's like four a.m. now. It's like four a.m. Which to a fisherman, he like, He woke up on time.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Yeah, but that's the thing, to a fisherman, the morning at the docks probably means like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Early. Very soon. Early, yeah, very soon. So, he's caught between doing what he wants to do for himself and his duty to his friends.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Okay. Love it. Love the attention. So I'm stuck. I don't know if he'd be there if Daisy went to go and find him. Yeah. Well, you can have a think on that.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah. Meanwhile, yeah, Xanthias, you are escorted. Thank you. A female guard. Grab my things really quick. I like go to close the door behind me. Do they come in with? Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:46 If you prefer, I can swap with my male partner if you'd be more comfortable. Well, no, that's, well, that's fine. I'm just thinking, I've probably got like silk gloves on right now. Oh, fuck. Silk gloves on. But I'm worried about swapping out the glove for my actual arm real well.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Well, and also a much more apparent, like, you know. Do you mind if I just face away? Of course, yeah, I'm not gonna deny your modesty, so I just, I need to keep an eye on you. I am, fortunately, just in case you were to take something like a weapon or spell components or, you know, something that could be used against you. All right, well I'll just...
Starting point is 01:01:23 I'm happy to give you a diggity. I'm thinking. Well, does she know the weapon is literally inside him? Yeah. I am. So I think, like, so what's the plan here? Like, you obviously can pick up your clothes, you've got this robe on, you can turn away to hide the crown steel, but your arm and your hand
Starting point is 01:01:39 is still gonna be quite visible, so what's the... Is this like a sleight of hand, like, you drape the clothing over, like turn your body? I'd say if you make a sleight of hand roll, you can definitely do this without revealing the ground still. I'd like to fate this, please. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:54 No, can I? No, you're not gonna, it's not gonna matter. I mean, it'll be against our perception, right? Yeah. I'm gonna, I mean, I, look, I, so, if I was to be completely honest. I've spent the face, but. Just fate it. I rolled an at one. So you're not gonna be able to help it? I may be able to, if I was to be completely honest... Just face it. I rolled an app one.
Starting point is 01:02:06 So you're not going to be able to help it? I may be able to, because I got a plus four. Yeah, one's not an automatic fail. I rolled a one. So I've got... Two, three, four, five, six... What's their perception like? I cough at the same time. It turns out this one's Watson.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Yeah. They... Okay, stay. Okay, Ophelia! I'm just gonna stay here. I'm not here anymore, I'm gone. I'm going to... But it would be so much more delicious
Starting point is 01:02:36 if they know what this is. Oh, God. So this is the Watson to the Sherlock you were saying? We don't need to know their conversation. No, this is more, what I'm trying to decide is if this random guard, they are a, they're more like a soldier than a guard, like this is a trained soldier. Sure. Would they recognize Crownsteel Corruption? This place is the Ash Hills?
Starting point is 01:02:56 Or could this just be like... No. Crownsteel Corruption happens all over the place. Yeah, I know, but the Ash Hills are pretty cool. But it's like, this could just be, maybe you had a horrific burn, or like it's some sort of disease, or a malady, or something like that. I am gonna roll an arcana check. So this person is gonna get, I would say, a zero.
Starting point is 01:03:15 It's gonna be a flat D20 roll, and it's gonna be DC 15. So if I get a 15 or higher on this D20, they know that this is crown steel. Can I anti-fate this? No. Okay. If you were Daisy, I'd on this d20, they know that this is Crown Steel. Can I anti-fate this? No. Okay. If you were Daisy, I'd let you spend a luck point,
Starting point is 01:03:29 give me disadvantage, but. This book smells nice. 19. Yeah, you keep focusing on the books. I rolled a 19. Oh, fuck me. This was a public roll as well. It was a public roll.
Starting point is 01:03:39 This is the worst game. The guard will, you hear a kind of like, no, it can't be., no that's not possible. By this point the gloves on. Graf, just go. Just fucking just go. It's time for a good party man. I'll come with you, you won.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Daisy's control. Should we just go? Buttons, buttons, buttons, buttons, collar. Grab my sash over here, where was it? That's right. Oh right next to that bunch of crown steel that I carry around. By the sash of crown, where was it? Oh, that's right. Oh, right next to that bunch of crown steel that I carry around. Oh, it's by his body! You can give me an insight roll, Xanthias.
Starting point is 01:04:15 I mean, with an at one, it's pretty obvious I bungled the slate of hand, right? I mean, no, because you're giving it your best effort, right, it's just your best effort is going to dump you. Insight. Oh, one. He rolled a two. I've rolled a three, a three, a one, and a two.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Stop using that, that is a... Oh, and a nat 20. And a nat 20. You don't notice any change in personality, but for the audience and for the players, this woman definitely is like, all right, sir, come this way. Is like keeping distance.
Starting point is 01:04:47 It's just my boots, I put them somewhere in here. Well, I'll be honest, when I got in here, I kind of flicked them off in random directions, you know? Oh, there's one over here, hang on. We're going behind this divider, is that okay? Do you want to come around? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Yeah, she follows. Just a boot down here. Just a boot, not a knife or anything, if that's okay. Have you put, have you put, got my boot? Are you genuinely just getting your boots? Yeah, then you get your boots. She lets you get your boots.
Starting point is 01:05:12 It smells so suspicious. I thought he was gonna do a thing, like I'm gonna get and I'm gonna cast a thing. I don't know. I don't know if she's suspicious. No, yeah. No, but yeah, you get your boots. I feel like in my,
Starting point is 01:05:24 Being extra cautious. In my obtuseness, I'm just being maybe more suspicious than I necessarily should be. Just then you realize, yeah, you're trying to be like compliant and helpful, but it's actually making you, yeah, it's making you look worse. And she just absolutely keeps a little bit of a distance from you as you are escorted back as well.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Yeah, I think I have. I think I have everything. So I think I'm ready to head to the barracks now to sort this whole mess out. Please follow me. Yes, okay, wonderful. What a massive misunderstanding this has been. Why do I feel like Obsidius is gonna show up? He finds out about it.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Raph's gonna go get him, daddy. I'm calling you daddy. There has almost been a part of me that's been like, honestly, like House of Blood is okay and action-rest. There has almost been a part of me that's been like. Yeah, honestly. House of Blood is okay in action-ranged. Please. But I don't want to bring the Duke into it. Well, that's it, like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:13 And you're in a different, you're in the Duchess Glimax's region. She might not be cool with the, she might be very religious and faithful. You don't have immunity here. Diplomatic immunity. You don't have immunity here. Diplomatic immunity. But with that, Xanthius, Rowan, and Ophelia, you escorted, I think because there are only
Starting point is 01:06:35 these two guards initially, they are not gonna try and cuff you, but they have weapons out and they are like, basically holding actions the entire time that if you do anything, they're gonna try and like take you down. Cause I don't think that they would necessarily, I think like these are like more soldiers,
Starting point is 01:06:56 these are not town watch, they just like, they went and grabbed the nearest authority they could. So you are taken, but you would be escorted up to Watcher's Point, the fort that Gruff and Daisy went to earlier. I've not been here before. And unless you guys resist, you are basically taken up there,
Starting point is 01:07:17 you are led downstairs into a... Rowan, headbutt some boat. Throw them off a cliff. I don't know, you could try and do that. From my perspective, if you said it was okay, I have no suspicion on this guard that's escorting me. So I'm just like, we can just get this all sorted out before we get onto the ship.
Starting point is 01:07:36 It'll be quick and done, right? Right? I think so. I don't know, it's worth me getting on that ship. Yeah, I think that they would take you to the nearest secure point, which is the fort, but there's no jail necessarily in that fort, so you're taken down into basically a room
Starting point is 01:07:51 that they can lock you in, like a stone, probably like a kind of basic quarters, and they keep you there, basically. They would separate the three of you, they would split you three up and put you in different rooms, lock you inside, and then basically be like, somebody will come to speak to you once we can send word for an authoriter.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Basically, this is like- So like similar cells in one room sort of thing? This is like, I imagine that no, it's not cells because there's no jail here, these are like three, they've probably like turfed out like barracks. Like these are probably like three soldiers' barracks and they've said, we need you out. Like we need to put them in here,
Starting point is 01:08:31 grab their stuff and take it out. So you've basically been put into like three individual rooms. So we can't communicate with each other while we're waiting? No, no, that's 100% like they would not let you guys communicate like too much. So the three of you are kept in these rooms, and locked, and yeah, a word for an authoriter is sent. What if I roll a nat 20? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:51 For fucking. For the story. Oh damn it. You could have stayed asleep. I could have epee sleepied this whole time. You could have epee sleepied it. Die still stories. Now you're arrested.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Now I've been arrested. Die still stories, man. That is funny. This last hour has been a rollercoaster for me. Rolled a nat 20, been arrested. Dice tell stories, man. That is funny. This last hour has been a rollercoaster for me. Rolled nat 20, got arrested. I've been arrested and crown steal discovered. I don't know that. You don't know that yet, but yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:15 You've rolled three nat ones, a two and a natural one. No, no, no, unnatural ones. They were three, so I have minus two on perception. That makes this one better. Anyway, anyway, yeah. So, yeah, Gruff, have you decided what Gruff might do? Kim? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. You can keep clapping, but I do need an answer. Um, when they walk out, so I'm guessing he heard a great deal of what is happening and a lot of the shouting. If he stuck around a bit, yeah. Eventually you would have heard them being frogmarched.
Starting point is 01:09:50 We were outside when we... You were right, I guess. I'm good, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Okay, when they walk outside, there will be no sign of Gruff. Okay. Fair. So Daisy tries to find Gruff, can't find him. I'm all alone. Yeah. Well, you would also, Daisy, you to find Gruff, can't find him. I'm all alone.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Well, you would also, Daisy, you'd be the one like, you know, like that night watchman is basically locked down in Ophelia's room and is like standing in the doorway. They are like the man who is like fed on, is conscious, and you can hear them having a conversation with this night porter, this night watchman, and eventually more guards would show up as well. Xanthius's room they don't seem to care that much about, they've sort of left it too,
Starting point is 01:10:33 but any of their equipment has all been left in their respective rooms. Rowan and Xanthius's equipment is all currently just in their rooms, and you can't find sign of Gruff anywhere. And you can't find sign of Gruff anywhere. Can I gather the equipment from the other guys' rooms? Yep. Grab like their packs and stuff, yeah? Alright. And probably...
Starting point is 01:11:05 Go to the tower, the watch... The watch's point, yep. And... And do what? You kind of walk up there, very imposing tower at the top of this cliff, guards in full play outside. You just sort of little daisy look so. Can I wait here for my friends? Who are your friends little one?
Starting point is 01:11:30 We got arrested last night. Oh, oh they're your friends. Well. You're. Yeah but I don't know what happened. Well then I think you should wait inside and speak with, when the authority comes they'll want to speak with you. Okay, but I have absolutely no information.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Well, if you know, if nothing else, if they're your friends, you're traveling with them, they'll still want to speak with you. Okay, well, can I just wait here because I'm on my own in the hotel? We'd rather you come and wait inside. Okay. But they don't, you're not under arrest.
Starting point is 01:12:04 You know, if they're just your friends, if you weren't involved with the events of last night, they're just friends of yours. No, I was trying to sleep, I'm really tired now. Or if you want, as long as you remain in the hotel, you can wait in the hotel and we'll send someone to come and speak with you. Okay, I can do that.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Okay. What was your name? Daisy. Daisy. Thistleheart. Thistleheart. Thistleheart, and like they'll, they're like, okay. And you're staying at the Radiance Hotel as well? Yes.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Okay, stay there. If you're not there when we come to find you, that's, you're gonna be in trouble. I wanna stay there. Okay. Because I don't know where my other friend is either, so I think I'm gonna just stay in the nice fancy hotel. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Maybe have a nap, probably can't sleep, very scared, very stressed. Yes, I'm sure with what happened, we don't really know, but yes, go and wait there and we'll send someone to speak with you. Okay. You made your way back. Xentheus, Rowan, and Ophelia,
Starting point is 01:13:06 you are left for at least an hour on your own. What do you guys do? Like, what does that look like, each of you? You're in basically like a fairly bare stone room with a pair of bunk beds and a table and chairs, but any personal equipment has been taken out by the guards. So it's literally like a table and chairs, but like any personal equipment has been taken out by the guards. So it's literally like a table and chairs, a pair of bunk beds and that's it. I think Ophelia's gonna be like sat in the corner but like facing the wall. Back to everyone.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Like a little naughty child. Yeah. She's just like muttering to herself just like, I, this wasn't my choice, I didn't, they made me this, I didn't, I ruined everything. Gruff, I, this, this, this hunger, this blood, I can't, oh, is this wrong, have I done something, I don't, I don't know, I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Gruff. She's just gonna just face the wall, just like looking up at the sky,
Starting point is 01:14:09 just rubbing like the makeup on her face, just smearing it, like smearing it off and just, yeah, just having just a crisis. Yeah. Okay, all right. I mean, yeah, powerful. What about Rowan and Xanthias? Rowan is...sant.
Starting point is 01:14:27 Facing the war. I tried to help Ophelia. Why did I let her down? I was just trying to do my best and... I think I just made it all worse, frankly. She just told the truth. What about Xanthias? I'm like walking back and forth, like every now and then looking towards the door
Starting point is 01:14:48 and sort of shaking my head. And then I'll sort of go to open the door. It's locked. It's locked. Knock, knock, knock. Hello? We can get this solved very quickly if someone just, I want to reiterate, I've done nothing wrong.
Starting point is 01:15:03 We can get this sorted out very, very quickly. We're on the clock here. No answer. Well, this is just ridiculous. He's one of those. The two of you can hear vaguely like a muffle by the version of that. I have done nothing wrong.
Starting point is 01:15:21 We have done nothing wrong. So I am a little, I also know we're meant to be getting to the ship as well. So yeah, a little bit of impatience. I don't think I'm being massively unreasonable from my perspective. Once you're trying to be punctual. I throw a chair out the window.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Psh. Uh, what, where does Gruff go? Do you go down to the docks? He goes to the docks and he waits for Sijora. Okay. It is probably Sijora. Okay. It is probably about five a.m. when by the time you make your way down there, you find a place on the docks.
Starting point is 01:15:53 And you can see that already the life of a sea-based kind of town is starting to awaken. This part of the wave meet especially. A few ships are preparing to, you know, they're loading up cargo. You can see a few fishermen in their little coastal, little kind of catamaran style little boats getting ready to head out.
Starting point is 01:16:16 And as you kind of sit there and watch, maybe smoking on your pipe gruff, you see making his way down one of the little jetties to a rather small little schooner, or a sloop, is what it would be called. It's like a little coastal sloop ship. Not very big at all. Really, probably barely just enough room to carry you
Starting point is 01:16:35 and your friends and Sajoran, as he is basically getting it ready. You can see him, like, he's got a big burlap sack of supplies. There seems to be that there is some sort of underside to the ship that he goes down into and puts some things down. He comes up and you can see he's checking the sails. He's doing all the things that you as a sailor
Starting point is 01:16:55 also would have done in your time. Maybe different tasks, but it's that routine, that task of checking things. Excuse me. And yeah, you see him kind of getting things ready. So I'll approach. Um... OK.
Starting point is 01:17:12 And I kind of signal to him, call out. He'll look up at you, he sort of waves. Looks a little quizzical, but he kind of waves. He's like, ah, Griffith! Are you aware of your companions? I'm afraid I come with a heavy heart. Oh? Somehow, my companions, or at least most of them,
Starting point is 01:17:38 have managed to get themselves arrested. Ah, well, it's not unheard of in a town like this. People get, you know, have a bit too much fun, have a bit too much to drink. The authorities are often dealing with drunkards and people who need a bit of time to cool their heads. Well, I think this is a slightly more serious situation. I know it was not done in bad intention,
Starting point is 01:18:03 but it seems to have spiraled out of control. So I don't really know. I don't know how to proceed. I find myself caught between the tenants of the Lord of the Loyal Hounds and what is right to do. He motions over, he's like, come and have a sit with me on the jetty.
Starting point is 01:18:27 And he'll just kind of take a seat. He pulls out, probably not a pipe, but like a cigarette case, and he pulls out like a pre-rolled up kind of cigarette, which he lights with like a little tinderbox, matches. He kind of sits there having a smoke. Do you go and sit next to him and do him? Yeah. So the two of you kind of sit there, and smoke. Do you go and sit next to him and join him? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:45 So the two of you kind of sit there and you're looking at the sun rising, basically as it's cresting across the water. And he's like, well, I told you that part of this test is to see your qualities as a leader. Why don't you remind me about what the tenets of the Circle of Loyal Hands are? Protect the weak, the vulnerable and the firm,
Starting point is 01:19:04 whether by sword, hand or word, to pass on the wisdom of age and ensure it is protected against those who would misuse it, and to bring open comfort to those in need, to walk beside them along paths we have already taken. Mm. But I think in this case, it's that last one that's sticking in my head, especially because... I think in this case, it's that last one that's sticking in my head.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Especially because... ..well, probably the last two, actually. May I ask, Sir Joran, if I'm not too... ..er, inquisitive? You can ask. I can't promise I'll give you the answers, but you can ask. Do you have children? Me? No, I've never been blessed. My life... Most of my life, I spent hunting the colossi at sea, dealing with pirates,
Starting point is 01:19:49 being a bit of a smuggler for a bit of time. I never had the time for love or children. Never really... My crew were more like my family for a long time. And then when I got too old, the Circle of the Loyal Hounds gave me a place, a position, a purpose, more than anything. But no, children never been blessed.
Starting point is 01:20:15 I've wanted this my whole life, ever since I was a cub. I wanted to walk as a knight, to bring comfort to those who need it. But, well, I have duties as a father. Mm-hmm. I have three little cubs of my own. Well, I say they're little, they're not so little anymore. And I find myself with my crew, as...
Starting point is 01:20:44 Mm-hmm., with my companions. I store a lot of, I suppose, fatherhood in trying to lead them. I've tried to give wisdom where I can, I've tried to give comfort where I can. And now I find myself in the exact same situation where.....my heart wants one thing... ..but my duty as a father says I need to do another. I think I need to go back and get them. Why do you think the two are different? What conflicts between the tenants and your duty as a father?
Starting point is 01:21:29 That is something I've thought on for a long time. Perhaps it is because I failed my children. I say I'm a father. I'm not a good father. Mm. Do you not think, and this is just an old man's ramblings, when the tenants talk about passing on wisdom, I don't think they mean highly learned scholars passing on ancient knowledge. They're talking about, like, men and women like me and you,
Starting point is 01:22:00 people who have made a lot of mistakes. We teach people not to make the same ones. But isn't that the hardest, is when you... you try to guide the young and tell them... and speak with them and you see them continue to make these mistakes... and be the worst enemy to themselves. Mm-hm. Just like when we, you know, when you were a younger man, perhaps I'm sure you did some foolish things.
Starting point is 01:22:29 I know I bloody well did. But it's not trying to dissuade them. It's about being there for them when they make the mistakes to pick them up, to guide them, let them learn themselves, give them that wisdom, give them that guidance, but they need to come to it on their own terms. I think so. I know I wouldn't have listened to my old...
Starting point is 01:22:48 I didn't listen to my old man when I was younger, but when he passed and when he was gone, I thought about the things he said, and I learnt from my mistakes, and I tried to do better. But also, I think about all the times that even though I drove him mad, even though I caused him no end of trouble, he was always there. He was there to bail me out when I got in trouble with the watch,
Starting point is 01:23:11 or he was there when my, you know, my crew kicked me out and I had no place to live. He was always there. Was never happy about it, but he was there. And I think that's the biggest mistake I've made. Hmm. I was never there for them. Sounds like you can be there for your companions. Even this whole quest I've gone to, finally, I thought it was the right time to do it. You've waited this long, Gruffydd, of Tremorro.
Starting point is 01:23:44 One more sunrise won't make a difference. HE EXHALES He flicks the cigarette into the ocean. I just hope there's no attack. If there is, that's for your companions to make sure they take the responsibility for. Know that were it not for their actions, perhaps you and them could have sailed out and sold and stopped him. But also perhaps
Starting point is 01:24:10 Maybe it's destiny Maybe it's the work of the Scions themselves that caused them to be in the situation they're in now. Who knows All you can do is the next steps. I just... I just wish they'd see how important this is. You guess you've got to tell them. And that's probably my other feeling. I never spoke to my children.
Starting point is 01:24:46 Not properly, you know. Mm-hm. Lots of things go unsaid, especially with us older buggers. A lot of things we don't say and we don't do. We sit there and we regret it. We think about all the what-ifs and I should have done that. But we're not dead yet. And I suppose that's why I set out.
Starting point is 01:25:09 This was my chance for atonement. There's no atonement to be found in becoming a knight. It's a service. It's a duty. There's no atonement. There's no forgiveness just because you become a knight. It's not going to magically make all the things you've done wrong better, believe me. Out of all of the knights in the circle of the loyal hounds, I think I'm the one who understands that best. All the good deeds, all the people I've saved,
Starting point is 01:25:33 all the creatures I've slain, it's not gonna undo the time when I was less savoury. But it's not about that. It's about doing the right thing. It's about committing to something. Hmm. Forgiveness, that's the one. I can't give it to you, Gruffydd. The sea can't give it to you.
Starting point is 01:25:54 The circle of the loyal hounds can't give it to you. What they can give you is purpose and duty, a sense of accomplishment, a sense of knowing that you're doing the right thing now. Well, that's the thing. The people I want forgiveness from, I don't think I ever will get. But...you are right. One paw in front of the other.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Mm. We have to do what's right. And it's... ..thankless at times. Set sail and stick to the course, wherever the wind blows. Well, I forgive the inconvenience if you were intending to go out today. I still make something of it. I'll tell you what, I'll stay here.
Starting point is 01:26:39 I won't set sail until tomorrow morning. If need be, you can find me and let me know if you need more days. Like I said, this is your test. I won't wait too much longer, though. Just in case these beasties are causing trouble, I need to make sure that they're seen to. But, er...if you need the day, I'll give you the day. Thank you for that. And... Yeah. Thank you for your guidance.
Starting point is 01:27:02 But now... We're just two old men having a chat. Sometimes that's the way of it, though, isn't it? Mm-hm. Now, I need to go and speak to my friends. He will look at you... ..and he'll say.....if need be, if you need to, you can tell...
Starting point is 01:27:30 Got to find her name again now. Tell Morana... Tell her that Sir Joran reminds her of what happened on Farwatch. And she owes him a favour. And now I owe you. Ah, two old blokes looking out for each other. Got to teach these young'uns something, haven't we? Maybe one day they'll learn.
Starting point is 01:27:58 Mm. Well, just in case you need it. Thank you. No. He just goes back, spits in the ocean, goes back to doing what he was doing. Groff does a big, like, HULA! Thigh slap. Yep.
Starting point is 01:28:14 To cover up the kind of, like, emotions. Yeah. And then we'll head back up to the fort. Sure. Xanthias. Oh, I actually know Daisy first, I think. In fact, I actually know.
Starting point is 01:28:28 Break time. Yeah, we've just seen the time. That's a good time to... I got so into it, I was like, it's break time. We're gonna take a five minute break here, everybody. Yeah. We'll be back in five minutes to continue. We'll clear this whole mess up.
Starting point is 01:28:40 Oh, clear the mess up. Clear the mess up. I don't understand it. I do wanna clarify, Rhee, by the way, I'm loving this. Yeah, this is not. I am having a really good time with it. No. Nom nom nom nom nom.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Nom nom nom. It's delicious. It just keeps. I've said to you before as well, I said go for it. Yeah. I just don't want you to feel bad. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:29:01 Again, like as GM, I am trying to just be like, okay, well, like, this is what you said you've done, I'm gonna try and logically follow this through. I got very lucky on a couple of dice rolls. That's all good, yeah. Take it. Exactly, dice tell stories. You say unlucky, I'm like, that's perfect.
Starting point is 01:29:16 You can't write this stuff. You can't write it. I certainly couldn't, I didn't plan any of it. No. But anyway, there's a battle map. Oh yeah, these guys can see anyway. There's a battle map. There's a battle map. Oh yeah, these guys can see it. There's a battle map on the thing. I got my minis.
Starting point is 01:29:30 The ship of minis. It's so nice. It's fine. We are in the wrong place. Everyone's on that ship as well. Everyone. It's fine. They're in jail.
Starting point is 01:29:38 We'll see you in five minutes. Bye. Bye now. Bye bye. Bye!

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