Historically High - Ancient Alexandria
Episode Date: May 25, 2022Imagine the internet was a city, now imagine that city about 2,300 years ago. There once existed a city for the sole purpose of gathering all of the knowledge in the known world, that attracted the gr...eat minds for hundreds of years, where discoveries where made about the stars and planets. That place was the City of Alexandria (as in founded by Alexander the Great himself), who's library was so wondrous that it became one of the original 7 wonders of the world. Join in as we talk about this melting pot of ideas and discuss what we think we lost along with the library. Pens and papers at the ready.Support the show Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Ah, yes, Stumpus. Come in, come in. What can I do for you?
Doc, I have an issue that I don't really know how to bring up, but there's just, there's got to be something that you can help me with here.
What is it, my dear boy, we have herbs, we have tonics, what seems to be yelling you?
Is there an herb that will make me feel more like a man?
I mean, there are several things.
There's a wine I have that can give you a vigor inside to warm your belly.
There are herbs that can heat your blood.
What particularly part of being a man are you talking about?
So say, I'm in a bathhouse, and I disrobe, go sit with the other men.
We wrestle, we laugh, we play games together in there.
we all come out of the bathhouse and it seems like all these other men are smuggling figs while I'm only smuggling olives.
You're talking about we've got a, you've got yourself a Statue David's situation is what you're saying.
Yeah, unfortunately I feel like you hit the nail on the head there, Doc.
Well, there's nothing that I can do for enlargement of,
your family heirlooms but um there has to be something I have to be known for more
than what I am now is there okay there's not like a procedure you can't like reach
in there and add another inch I've been pulling on it as much as I can but some
for some reason it's just not coming out any further well there there is a place
that I've heard tale of it's a faraway land in which I've heard of wondrous
medical advances and they don't have the same
shackles that I'm placed on my
that are placed on me here in
here in Greece. Are you saying that they might have
bathhouses that have men with smaller?
No, no, no. What I'm saying is they may be able to
help you enlarge your situation
to grow your potential is what I'm saying.
They can make
thing bigger.
Why don't we have that kind of medical technology here?
Why would we have to travel a great distance?
I don't know.
Listen, I think we could all use it.
But where you're going to want to go is you're going to want to travel to a faraway land called
Egypt and a city called Alexandria.
The mine's there.
I've heard of the brightest in the land.
And, well, I can't think of any other pursuit to go after.
It's more noble and refined than making.
someone's penis bigger. So I say you go.
I feel like I don't have a choice in this matter. Will you send me the way?
I will. I will send you. I'll call the instructions into my assistant. She will go ahead and get
you a map and see you out. Thank you. Thank you, doctor. What, 200, it would take us four years at this rate?
Once you start getting more people, I think it kind of extrapolates a little bit.
bit faster than that.
How about that's the deal?
If we do 200 episodes
and we're both still working
and not making a good amount of money from this,
we just call it quits.
I feel like 200 episodes is a good plateau.
We'll get that achievement and then we'll just drop it.
Is that like the same agreement
that people have like, hey, if we're both not married
by 30, we're going to do that.
We'll just marry each other.
I thought you were going to say murder, suicide.
That's the next contract after.
If we're not married,
it's,
it's the if we haven't gained
if we haven't done this in life
at this point you have a murder suicide pact
the addendum to the contract
is if we're both not married by 30
we'll marry each other
and then we'll go out and a murder suicide
at 60 yeah
because our lives were so sad for the first 30 years
if they're going right that's the next logical step
okay so I was thinking about something on the way over here
I was thinking about something too
okay do you want to go first no no you go first
okay so
do you ever think about
I feel like every single one of my questions
starts like that
like do you ever think about
good questions
okay
so
what would the population
of the world look like
had there not been like war
it would be bad
it would be so many people
just because
if you think about it what was it
During the 1918, the Spanish flu, or whatever they wanted to call it,
didn't it kill off like 2 million people or something like that?
Yeah, it was a very short period of time.
Yeah, it was a huge number.
So even if you were to say, out of those 2 million people,
that you got 33% of the children,
because obviously...
It only got 33%.
No, like out of that 2 million people, 33%.
Gotcha, okay.
Yeah, 33% had children.
Everybody had one child after that.
Which back then, probably not.
It's probably they would have doubled themselves.
So at one point, that would have been another breeding pair
and then just working down the math.
And that was just the flu.
That wasn't even the war or anything else.
I know, because, like, so just even recent war within the 20th century,
that's how it works, right?
The 1900s is considered the 20th.
20th century.
Yes, because...
It's always what you're saying
in the century you're going into, right?
That's why it always made sense
when it was called 20th century Fox.
Well, and we have to figure out,
obviously we're doing a history podcast,
and I need to know why we count down
to zero and why we count up from zero.
It's the...
Okay, so the religious version of it is BC before Christ.
Yeah, and then it's AD after Christ.
Anos Domini is...
That's what the technical term for it is,
which is an entire podcast in itself that it's so crazy
that modern time is based off
like a religious event like that.
And not only that, because I think Jesus Price
did probably exist.
Like, he was definitely a person.
I believe he was a real person.
But not obviously what all the stories were.
But were they counting down?
How was that...
No, no, no, no.
This is just a time that we've given them.
Correct.
I think at the certain...
point, what probably happened is they started keeping time after he died and like, okay, this is
when we're going to go ahead and start our recorded history. And then it became so big that that's how
it became more widely known, I think. But how do we know, like, time lengths going the other way?
So then we just count backwards. So then we just look at records and we try to, I would imagine,
I'd talk about my ass, but I would imagine what they would do is they would go ahead and any
literature or documentation they had for any time before Jesus, they would go ahead and, they would go
ahead and try to use, try to find out where he died in their history. And then at that point,
they would start backtracking it in time. It's crazy to think about. But the population thing,
so even before the 20th century, you know, even taking out all the people that died for World War
1, World War II, that's just not casualties. Like, I want to do an entire podcast on casualties
versus it's the casualties of war
versus the casualties of civilians
as a result of the war for like starvation
and everything like that.
Well, and even to go weirder with it,
if you were to count the alleged floods
that happened in the world
that wiped a bunch of people out
or massive earthquakes,
Mount Vesuvius, shit like that,
like natural disasters that have kind of...
Volcanic that could wipe a city or a country
or, you know, population off the map.
That, I think, is the earth
like trying to call the people
That's got to be Mother Nature's way.
That and disease.
Yeah.
But then you also on the tricky slope of do you blame like if you're saying mother nature and disease,
what do you say about like when the Native Americans got had 90% of their people wiped out from smallpox or whatever it is?
That's technically a disease, but that's then introduced by a man during the, it was almost when they were in conflict.
Correct.
Yeah.
So is that a result of the conflict or is that Mother Nature taken in to go?
head. It's like a weird combination.
Well, and it's like us turning
coca leaves into cocaine. I don't think
Mother Nature thought that we would put
coca leaves through a gigantic
manufacturing process and
create a sweet white powder that we put up our noses.
No, but
that in
itself, whoever
found that out, think of like
that science used what they would consider
the wrong way, but that's still amazing science.
I don't consider use the wrong way.
We made something better.
better. That's true, but how many, initially, how often was that used it in medicine?
A ton. They used it. People still use it for like altitude sickness when they, like we were talking about the Inca and all those people.
When you're climbing up into those higher elevations, the coca leaves, the alkaline that's in them stops like getting sick.
Does cocaine thin your blood? It would have to because it's a stimulant.
I would think so because one of the other things you think about like a little bit of a nose.
bleed or it would make sense for altitude because when your blood is a little thicker, your
heart's having to pump it, it's harder to pump. It's more viscous. So if you're chewing coke leaves up
there, your blood's a little thinner, it's able to pump through your body. Could kind of
your joy in yourself, you're dizzy. You're dizzy from that instead of dizzy from the height.
So, but then, oh shit, that was, okay, so what was I saying before that about?
It's kind of like wars, coal population. Maybe that's,
That's what I was talking about.
Yeah.
So kind of leading in what I was thinking about, the time frame that we're going to be talking about, is think of how, you know, the people were already hardier back then.
Like, if you survived childhood and, like, illness and stuff like that, you were just generally a more sturdy, like, I'm trying to think of the right word.
What are they always, what's the word they always use?
Corn fed?
Like robust.
Yeah.
You have a more robust system because you were able to fend off all of those without a lot of, without probably any medicine or things like that.
that you had fevers, your body just beat them.
You didn't take ibuprofen or whatever you take.
So you're still going to go ahead and be a little hardier,
but all these like battles and everything back then
were just literally with just sharp shit.
So you're getting cut, you're getting dinged up,
you're getting stuff chopped off.
There's not really an established medical procedure
or like kind of overall care, you know, belief of care.
Each country probably had found stuff that had worked for them
So they had like medics and everything like that
Like crush these herbs into the wound
Yeah
But think of the likelihood of just literally getting
A cut and infected
And if you're fighting in like a strange land
People were just dying left and right
Like in battle
So that itself like how
Imagine if that stuff didn't happen
Like that far back
Those guys weren't dead
how crazy the population would be now.
We wouldn't be able to sustain that.
There's a lot of debate over if there is like a,
I don't want to use the word climax,
but like a max number of people that can be on the planet,
I think there definitely is.
I don't think climax is the right word.
I think you're just thinking max.
Yeah.
Like in max capacity.
And then the top, I mean, you don't get better than a climax.
Max.
Here's the other part about that.
Do you think back then, before they had modern technology,
that that was a reason why people put more faith in God
because they would see people heal from injuries
that they didn't expect them?
Like the likelihood of that person surviving was low,
so it had to have them praying that was the key factor in them surviving.
Yeah.
Like, because you couldn't say, oh yeah, it's because of,
the bat behind you
oh okay well yeah because you couldn't say
oh it was because of the care this person received
which in most cases they probably didn't receive care
but if you know you know you live on a farm
and the dude down at the next farm
you know cut his foot off
plowing a field or something like that
and you're like oh I've seen like five people
beforehand lose a foot and they're just dead
like there's no coming back from it and then all of a sudden
he survives and he's like
what you do and he's like I just prayed me and my family
just like oh shit there's something
to this yeah either that or god love that
guy and those other four were sinners
there was no as weird as
there was no science to challenge the religion
religion was the only like oh
the only way this could have happened was religion
yeah god damn it
I'm gonna see yeah thing's gonna
get me but at
that point who do you
you know then who do you think
because it wasn't at that point depending on your
I guess depending on your religion if we're talking
about like Greece in that area in the Mediterranean, you have like 14 different gods.
So then you're asking anybody, so which God was it that you actually like, you know,
prayed to for that?
Either that or did you pay tribute to the God of hell?
Did you go knock that out?
And not to mention, if you see somebody do something bad and then they die,
like if you see them going against the beliefs and then they get killed, that's the easiest thing.
Yep, that's what happened to that guy.
Or you, you know, you're standing behind him in line when you're doing your, you know, donation to the temple.
And you see him put it only in like two coins.
He reaches his hand in and drops one and grabs four.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, the next week, a rock falls on his head.
And you're just like, not going to do that.
Always going to make sure to give the money.
And kind of one of the other things that I was thinking about was.
So I think it's safe to say.
say that without some of the major events in the world and some like non-major events,
it's safe to say that if something would have went differently, like you or I wouldn't be here.
Our families wouldn't be here.
Butterfly effect.
It's exactly that.
And I'm not saying that that means that one person, depending on who that person is,
dies in 32 BC on a certain part of the world.
It has an impact on the other side.
It's not like that tiny enough of a body.
That can be possible.
but like World War II
that doesn't happen the way that it happens
nothing is the same here at all
all so at that point
do you have to be
is it kind of a philosophical thought
to be like it was horrible what happened in World War II
but at the same time you have to think to yourself
it's good that it happened
not necessarily good that it happened
but if you're if you're happy with how the world is
which I know there are things that like
I'm not saying I'm 100% happy,
but I think there are positives.
We're born, we're alive, we're here.
Do you technically then have to be grateful that all those people died?
That's a tough one.
That's a high brain question.
I know, yeah.
When I think about just the occurrences that had to happen for us to be where we are
and the people that had to hook up and the trips that brought them into the same city to meet
and all that kind of stuff,
it's also random that I feel like
life as we were going to be alive somehow
we just might have been in a different position
like we could have been over in England or Australia
our number somehow I don't
not believe in God
but I also have trouble with the way that religion does things
you could go down a rabbit hole on like
that thought that we would still exist in just different positions
so that like feels like it opens up that discussion of is there just a pool of like
consciousnesses I guess is the best way so think of like a giant pool of just and they're just
waiting for their chance so all of a sudden some life you know life's being created and
everything like that and it just pulls that con this it's like my turn my turn and that consciousness
gets to go up into that body it's sucked down into the body yeah so down
down up wherever this.
And so you're always, there's always, you know, you were always in that fool.
It's just when you had your ticket, your number called.
Life is literally just a powerball deal.
Like your being in your consciousness, I guess, is just in one big powerball tube
with a bunch of other ping pong balls and then it just gets sucked up in.
And I'm not saying that that predetermines the type of person you're going to become.
Like if I was born, you know, in another part of the world, I'm not saying I would be
this person already predetermined.
I think that it's also, it's nurture.
how you are is determined by how you're raised
and everything like that in your environment.
Your consciousness at least.
But yeah, like that blank slate consciousness,
just that number that got drawn.
I don't know if that's necessarily,
like, that's a really, like, far out thing to think about,
but it's kind of cool to think
if you always would have had the chance to exist.
Well, and it's, it might be far out,
but there's no, like, actual explanation
that's not far out.
No, and I don't even think that that's, like, a religious thing.
I think that's, like, a kind of a cool, like,
metaphysical type of universal question to ask for like well and it's kind of what you got to tell
yourself because i go down the rabbit hole sometimes of thinking we just die and that's it like we just
we're done our consciousness is just done and we're in a box like we got god willing 80 years on
this planet to figure things out and then that's just all for not okay this is going to lead into
our topic today yeah do you see no i do i can leave directly in here well we're
You still got to get to my question, which will also lead perfectly directly in there.
I forgot. I'm sorry, though.
What's the coolest thing you've ever done in a library?
I'm actually trying to find one.
I'm trying to figure out if I have done anything what I would consider cool in a library.
I, as a kid, I liked the library.
We had a small one, and it was where, like, I would look at all my, like, dinosaur books
and, like, the, like, National Geographic and all that kind of stuff.
Shaping Little C.K.'s mind.
Yeah, yeah.
Having to deal with the fucking do.
decimal system not ever understanding why that thing even existed they just weren't in alphabetical
order it's an asshole um it's disappointing i've never dated anyone while i was in a library so i
could never do anything like that um god i actually i might have to go do something in a library
just to get it out of your system just to get it's great nothing i'm not going to go beaten off in a
library or anything like that but maybe go burn one in the stacks or something like that and that's
when i was in college living off campus
If I wanted to have like a group get together,
we would always have to go to the library.
And I don't think that I ever learned much in a library,
but we created, I think it was the fourth floor.
There just wasn't anybody up there.
We did the longest line of book dominoes
that I've ever seen in my entire life.
And yeah, we did also sit outside and get high by the river first
and then go in and do it,
but it was probably 100 books.
Really?
Yeah.
And nobody else was.
up there. It was perfect. It was like midday. We had basically the whole floor to ourselves
and didn't get a lot of studying done that day, but it was awesome. I just see the random person
coming up and looking up the stairs and you just looking and be like, what? We're doing Dominoes.
And it worked. It was, I guess we learned engineering. I think it was English class while we were
there, but we engineered a sweet-ass planet dominoes. So that does, yeah, that does go into
what we're talking about. Do you think that this kind of stuff, the conversations that we like to
have where it's just asking each other these random kind of out-there questions. This is what this
place was made for. That's mainly what I do think it was. It was just a bunch of people with ideas
that were bouncing things off of each other and kind of feeling out different processes and different
things like that. The library of Alexandria was kind of the cultural melting pot before the
cultural melting pot because you had people from North Africa. You had people that were coming up
from Africa. You had Persians that were still there after they had been to
defeated you had Greeks it was a part of trade routes for different spices and things like that
were everybody was there well that's the biggest thing too is I was trying to figure out
what would be even um there's no modern equivalent that I could come to America I would say
okay as a whole just because there were so many cultures that came in not for learning
definitely not for learning I didn't I was thinking about small scale yeah like city or like a place
like the only thing I could think of, America's perfect, because it really is.
That at that point, everyone would come and pool the resources here.
It was just on so much larger scale.
I didn't even think about that.
Good for you.
Well, I think it said that it grew, again, kind of like when we were talking about the Inca culture, they grew out of nothing.
But they built this city out of somewhere where Alexander had like a vision that this is where he wanted it.
Yeah.
So, in 50 years, it became one of the biggest cities.
in the world. That's incredible growth.
How he ends up finding it.
So I think it was,
it was about nine, nine years
before his death.
So he ends up coming over to Egypt.
And that's,
again, that's going to be an amazing podcast.
The Alexander... His empire.
Just his...
Where he went throughout his life.
So he ends up
conquering Egypt.
They fight the Persians, which
Egypt had been under Persian rule for a very
long time. And I think that is
more people's general
when someone depicts in their brain
or they think of a depiction of an
Egyptian, it is the Persian Egyptian.
It's like the darker skinned.
It's the more pronounced facial features
for like pharaohs and stuff like that.
I'm not talking about like the...
That's how I think of them.
Like more ethnically, like in line
with the Persians.
And what comes to pass is
then you get these guys like Alexander coming in that are like fully Greek and more, you know,
what you would consider like pronounce facial features.
Yeah, like like not Anglo-Saxon, that's not what I'm trying to think, not blonde, blue-eyed,
but you would get more of like that fair skin.
Less melanin in the skin because they grew up further away from the equator.
Like how you would imagine a Roman, like I said that time, more like light skin and everything.
True.
So he comes in, kicks the Persians out.
And he selected Alexandria.
There were a couple different reasons.
When he came in, apparently everyone wanted to be a pharaoh.
Like, if you came in someplace, he wasn't like, no, I'm already king of Macedonia and all of this, you know, other area.
You're just going to refer to me as the king of Egypt.
He saw what the pharaoh's got, and he was like, fuck, I want to be a pharaoh.
Well, and I think part of his reasoning to be that way was because he didn't want to come in and just push Greek rule like they had fought through with the,
Persian Empire, he wanted to help kind of foster some of their cultural things and then bring
himself in slowly.
Because one of the things that the Egyptians really made him, they really embraced him, was
because he would go visit these temples and he would give up the offerings to the gods that
they were.
The Egyptian gods.
Yeah.
So he was obviously smart enough.
What do you think the trial and error was like?
Again, I don't want to get too far into him specifically in his history.
But that had to have been lessons learned, taking over other countries and seeing how easily he was able to go ahead and then hold the populace.
He probably ran into situations where the first time he did, he's like, nope, you guys are all believing in the gods we believe in.
And he would probably have revolts and more unrest.
Next time he was like, okay, you guys can keep a little bit of your stuff.
Here's some of our stuff.
A little bit less unrest, a little bit less revolts.
Then finally he was just like, here's what we believe in.
If you guys like it, cool, you guys can keep doing your thing too.
You're just still going to answer to me.
Everyone was like, oh, cool, we're not changing anything.
We're just answering to the new guy.
You're helping us with our culture while slowly kind of putting your thumb on the scale and bringing yours into it.
Yeah, you're just new management, but it's still business as usual.
So then he ends up being made pharaoh when he gets to Egypt.
They called him the son of the chief Egyptian god was how much they loved him.
So they believed that he came from the lineage of the older pharaohs.
Correct. So what he does to find this out, because he finds out what happens when you're a pharaoh. You get the full afterlife treatment.
Like, apparently in Greek culture, the afterlife was much less appealing. I'm not sure what it is. That's something that we'll cover it another time. But you even know about Egyptians. Like, you know cursory knowledge about Egyptians.
Look at the tombs that they had in the design.
Just incredible. They packed the tombs with all of their treasure and everything.
like it was all so they could spend it in the afterlife and use these things in the afterlife
it had to have been a party so he sees this and what I actually read about it was
he gets made Pharaoh he's Pharaoh in name at that point they start calling him the son of the
guy what what Ammon I think Amman I think that's one of our
so what he does is he finds out he doesn't get that Pharaoh after like trebin unless he is like
a born Egyptian or kind of incorporated into this religion so he
he has a dream that confirms his father is actually the Egyptian god Amman and not i'm trying to
think what his father's name was um shit Alexander the greater no no no it wasn't it was something
different Alexander the great senior it wasn't Alexander how is it not because we have guys
this is the other thing that's going to get me is when we get into this and we start talking about
tommy philip was his dad his dad was philip of macedonia so um so they didn't care about
there. Well, his dad wasn't a conqueror though, was he? Yeah. Yeah. Alexander inherited a lot of
stuff from his dad, not the lands, but his father had gone ahead and made like Macedonia a pretty
powerful player in the Mediterranean already. So he just took it to the next level. So he has this
dream. He actually is the, and he found out he was his father because the god almond came and gave him
a hug. That's nice. It's a good dream. So he's like, oh, guess what?
what guys, come to find out.
My father, Philip,
wasn't really my dad, the god,
the Egyptian god, Amon,
came to Macedonian, actually
had sex with my mother.
So, this all just works out
perfectly. This is a little bit of like a Jesus thing.
Exactly, yeah. So he also has a dream
that Amman tells him to
build his city by the island of pharaoh.
So the way Alexandria
is set up, it's got this island
that's a pretty, I mean, not huge,
not like a huge livable island.
You would think of like Crete.
And it wasn't that far off the coastline.
No, it was three quarters of a mile.
So that's how they built the causeway in between the two to create the port.
Exactly.
So he's like, build it here because of this natural location for a military,
it's strategic military because of the harbor.
It could store a lot of warships.
Once he built the harbor, it was in proximity to the Nile.
It was at the edge of the Nile River Delta.
And then it was also, as far as strategically being to the Mediterranean.
training you had instant access to the Mediterranean to get to all the different other locations
but yet it was closer for people coming up Africa turning into the Mediterranean it was one of
the closer areas than selling further into the Mediterranean well probably because you would
back in the day when you didn't have a map you would want to follow the coastline correct in the first
you're not going to you're to get to if you're doing that you got to go all the way around Africa
then up along like I think like the Middle East and then back down to like or then back around to like
Rome and everything.
It would have to be.
Correct.
So he picked this.
I mean, it was a great location as far as being a cultural hub and getting, you know, basically having all the advantages right there.
So he ends up building it and he intentionally wanted it to be the intellectual hub in the world.
He built it.
He wanted this city raised for exactly that reason.
Well, there's different ways of dominance that you have in the world, I think.
There's the physical dominance where you're going to be taking over lands.
You're going to have a great, great mass of people, great mass of land to take over and rule.
But there's also the intellectual power that you have from gaining everybody else's knowledge.
So you're going to walk into a situation anywhere in the world, anywhere that you have that knowledge,
and be able to fit in, be able to understand what they're doing.
If they want to fight you, if they want to declare war, you kind of understand what they know already.
Do you think that was more common, though, that back in that time, I think it was probably pretty uncommon for the people that were going to go out and be conquering to also be almost as equally interested in the intellectual pursuits?
You had to have, of course, you had to have at least some smarts in battle, tactical, you know, tactically, you had to be intelligent to be able to defeat another army and be able to take over their land and then maintain that land.
but do you think that obviously he's an outlier Alexander is
because of us still knowing who he is today and everything like that but he was just a stud
he was like do you know who his tutor was like his private tutor uh it wasn't socrates it was
aristotle yeah i'm pretty sure it was aristotle he's getting and then do you know
i saw what the um kind of the line of teaching was between all of the most well-known like
Greek intellectuals. So there was Aristotle,
Plato, and Socrates, right?
I'm trying to remember who was first, but
there was a, like a hierarchy.
So this guy taught this guy,
this guy, and all three of them were that hierarchy of teaching each other.
I just can't remember who was the...
Didn't they all, like, get hot,
and people followed them and loved them,
and then ended up almost as pariahs
towards the end of their lives because they weren't
as accurate as the people had hoped?
yeah I think they ended up they from what it sounds like a lot of these guys would just go and
they would both speak to each other they would speak to people with common interests and then
they would go and just speak in public and it was man it was almost like a religion but it was
an intellectual religion like these people would hear what they had to say and be like you know
I never thought about that before that's so they started to gain fame notoriety more people
were you know started to listen to them it was almost like they were intellectual cults
Yeah. So Plato is the first. He's the first one as far as like time frame goes.
And he'll show back up into this.
Yeah. So Plato is the first one. Oh, hold on. Never mind.
Socrates.
Okay. So Plato, he's widely considered. Pivotal figure in the history of ancient Greece, Western philosophy.
His teacher was Socrates. Then Plato, then Aristotle.
Aristotle, I believe, was the actual teacher of...
The mentor kind of.
The mentor.
He basically,
you know,
tutor at this point
was in royal families.
It was,
you are going to go ahead
and teach my child
everything about
education,
um,
strategy,
everything like that.
Because the king isn't going to,
you know,
you think a king's back,
the king's weren't like,
come on,
son,
let's go have a catch.
They were like,
no,
like raise my kid to be my heir.
I got shit to do.
I got to go rule or get drunk or,
it sounds kind of like
his dad was out there on the forefront
in battle too because it had said that Alexander was out feet on the ground fighting and leading battles
in like his 20s which he didn't live that long he only lived to be like 38 is that yeah it sounds right yeah
it was something like that the other crazy thing too is how long he actually spent uh at alexandra
it was like oh I'm going to go spend six months a year once the city is complete
This was like him founding the city, getting it, getting the guy that he wanted to grid out the city, which that in itself is insane to me.
Like, if you think of ancient civilizations, you never think of the city planning feature of it.
Cutting it up into quarters to have different areas in the city of arts, sciences.
For drainage, plumbing, irrigation systems.
So he called on some guy from Greece.
I want to say he was, he didn't design Athens, but it was one of the more well-known cities.
he actually was the architect of that city
calls him in, he's like, I need you to come down,
map this thing out so we can start building this.
So, you know, cities like this,
they're not just thrown together.
Like, there was some mock-ups that I saw
of how they were, and it's like a lane going this way
down a huge street, a lane going the other way,
like we would, in the middle is like the canal,
supplying the water and stuff like that to certain districts.
It's just, you know, I never really,
you look at something, you're kind of in Aubin,
And you're like, what went into this?
It's not just the building.
Some guy sat down that was smart enough to be like, okay, this is how big of an area we have.
I think it should be this street, should be this long with a block, this size, housing this many structures.
And then what we're going to do is we're going to go in route water from here to, for, you know, plumbing was probably minimal.
But it was more about, you know, we need to have a fountain here where people can come fill of water.
Well, the other thing, too, is they had to have had a lot of help in Egyptian influence,
because if you are pulling water off of the Nile that's right there, that's that was the river, right?
The Nile River.
The way it was set up from the images that I saw, Alexandria had like, so it was on the coast,
then it has the island just three quarters of a mile out,
and then behind it was almost like a tributary of the Nile.
So it was landlocked, of course, but it had this section of the Nile that,
came up and that's one of the other reasons it became such a huge hub of trade is because you
could barge everything up the Nile into the back of Alexandria. They had a canal system built that
could then transport stuff from that those docks that were on the Nile side, transport it
through the city to the actual Mediterranean part. Yeah, it makes sense and they would have had to
have had Egyptian influence because they no doubt went and toured other cities and looked around and
said, how do you guys live in the middle of a desert correctly?
How are you Alexander and you see Cairo and Giza and you see all of that and you don't
say, I build it like this, build it like they did?
You see temples and pyramids that you just, your mind can't wrap itself around.
We still can't do it today.
I know.
I know.
And a lot of, you know, some of the stuff within Alexandria, the ancient stuff still does exist.
Some of it's in ruins.
and some of it was built over by the next civilization,
but the influence that they have,
it's so crazy that you don't think about.
It's Egypt.
You don't think of Greek influence in Egypt.
You think of pyramids.
You think of obelisks.
Oblis came from Egypt.
Whenever those show up in Greece and everything like that,
they saw those in Egypt first.
And they're everywhere.
Exactly.
There's one in the Vatican City that's ginormous.
Right in the middle of the Washington Monuments, giant obelisk.
So you, but they, because it was Alexander,
coming from, you know,
Greece and everything,
you have all of these things being built
also in the Greek style.
So you're like, it's like a Greek city
with some Egyptian influences
just plop down in the middle of Egypt.
They had so many influences in their designs
just from everything.
A land that's been conquered at least once
is going to have at least three different cultural.
And one that's been around for that long.
Yeah.
Like the pyramids are 2,000 years
older than Alexandria.
Or no, wait,
are the pyramids
are 2,000 years old now, or was it?
Alexandria is about
2,300 years old right now.
So it was
built between 2,600
and 2,500 BC.
So way before.
Way before.
Way before.
You had about 2,000-plus years.
Way before.
Which, at that point,
that's going to inspire your confidence
if you're Alexander to have Egyptian builders
be like, oh yeah, you can handle this city.
Like, you guys know what you're doing
if you built these that long ago.
Well, and creating that bond between the Egyptian people only furthered his abilities to be able to do the things that he did because he had them on his side.
It wasn't, they weren't slaves that were doing.
He was the, he came and liberated them from the Persians and he was the son of their God.
So he's only there during like the initial stages for like six to 12 months and left to go ahead and go back on his conquest.
He invaded Egypt in 332 BC and ended up dying in 323 BC.
So he was 10 years from the time when they hit Egypt to the time he died
was the amount of time that he got to spend in Egypt.
And he loved the place it sounded like.
It was just a new culture that he absolutely loved.
But think about that.
So you're dead nine years later.
They're building the city.
I'm sure they made great.
You know, they did a lot of progress on the city within those nine years.
He never got to see it and everything, but it's still going to start becoming a hub.
The library gets built.
But that wasn't until the library didn't even get built until Alexander dies.
At this point, there's a power grab by, like, all of his top generals, which I think he had quite a few.
He had three that basically branched off.
Ptolemy and two others.
Ptolemy wanted to be a part of Alexandria because he,
probably knew. He wanted the Egyptian
empire. He wanted that part of the
empire and then the other two I think divided it between
like what they had taken over in like India
and Persia maybe and then the other one
was like I want to handle the like Greek
area. And I can't remember the name
of the other two but Ptolemy is the guy that was like
okay I called dibs on the Egyptian empire
I'm heading there.
So
he ends up
showing up
he gets made the ruler of Egypt
and he
dictates that it's going to be
Alexandria that's actually the capital
so not Cairo or anything
he's going to make Alexandria
the capital of it
part of
kind of the plans of
building Alexandria I'm not sure when it
kind of came into play
but so you have the island
that's off the coast and it's basically
just open water between it so that's not
like when you're designing a city you want to have
a port or a harbor that's going to be like
breaking the waves it's not going to be a rough sea so they designed like you were saying the
causeway that went three quarters of a mile out to this island which did they say how they did it
I imagine it was just dudes tossing stones into the water until they they built kind of a land bridge
yeah but you have to think too like you're doing that to make it big enough for you to get carts
and everything past there because now you're you know on that island
is where the lighthouse is going to be.
You're connecting to...
Correct.
So you have to make it structurally sound enough
to be able to support it
when you're moving these huge ass pieces of stone
for this lighthouse across.
So that in itself,
three quarters of a mile of a stone causeways
that you're having to place in the ocean
and then build...
This stuff is just like the engineering aspect of it
when you really break it down to the nuts and bolts
is insane to me.
Like they're using...
They have the wheel, of course, at this time
because they have chival.
chariots and everything.
But at the same time, man,
you're having to buy either animal power
or manpower build this stuff.
I imagine they probably had a few humans
that were making a lot of this stuff happen
because that's how the Egyptians built the pyramids.
Nothing gets built without slave labor in this day and age, yes.
I'm sure, and especially because the whole,
it was Alexander that had,
founded it and had also gone ahead and taken over from the Persians.
How many Persians do you think were there that weren't just like,
oh, hey, we're cool with you and everything.
There were probably a good chunk of them from the Persian army.
I'm glad you're cool with this.
Now you can do all the grunt work around here.
Tollamy and Svshonov after Alexander Dix.
Did you know he kidnapped Alexander's body?
It was weird reading about it because some of them said that it was
tolomi the first.
Some of them said that was Ptolemy the second.
It would have had to have been the first because it was in,
it's when they were transporting it, he, like, hijacked it.
And they supposedly have found a site where they believe that it could have been
Alexander's final resting place, but he never made it there because Ptolemy stole him.
Yes.
Tolomis throwing me through a loop.
The P is, it's like teradactyl.
Now that I know that there's a P there, I look at it and I want to say Ptolemy, but I can't
get my brain over.
When I was writing out the fact board, I almost just omitted the P because it makes no sense.
We should do that to words now.
just start making them the way that they phonetically sound yeah yeah why do we need a pee in front of that
it's fancy it's how they did back then what does he do during his rule
tommy was somebody i think that really wanted to focus the the first three tolemy one two and
three and i think four to a certain extent all kind of had different aspirations and the first
tolemy his aspiration was to build that cultural center he
wanted the library
excuse me he wanted the library built
and he ended up building
something way bigger than the library
his real thought was doing a full
what they call a museum
which is
I think
what did they say that it was it's
it's like a place where you have
muses where you have
correct it's an inspirational center because that's what
the muses were meant to do they were meant to inspire
art and culture
and intellectual
progress, all that kind of stuff.
Basically, what he's saying is like, when they use the term
in the museum or library, it's because there wasn't
a word for like a university or a learning center.
Okay.
Like, if you boil it down, I look at almost like the
library of Alexandria as like an Oxford
University. Well, and it wasn't
like its own freestanding thing. It was just one part of the
museum. There were cultural halls. There were places
that they would sit down to eat together.
there were two different lecture halls
and kind of the shitty thing about
where it was set up is it sounds
like a lot of it is now underwater
or in such bad ruin
and disrepair that they can't quite
figure out the layout of it
but it was just one branch of the museum
that was huge
and it was almost like that was
their hub of learning
to then fuel the rest of the museum
so from what
they've been able to put together
location-wise so Alexandria
is as a city. It's a large city. It has different districts. You have certain religious sects that
live in certain districts, but are free to travel throughout the other ones. About a quarter of the
city they said was the royal, like the royal district, like where the, you know, Pharaoh or
King's Palace would be. So within this district, which again is about a quarter of the city,
this is where you actually get like the library of Alexandria. It's built as this, it's not just a
building, it's like a sprawling complex. It was huge. Where you had all these different places,
almost acting as like dorms,
like for all the people that were there,
could go ahead and live there, sleep there.
And for my guess,
this will come into play also.
Later when we kind of talk about
its suspected destruction,
I'm guessing the Royal District was closer
to the harbor and the water.
It would have had to have been
just based on what happens, yeah.
Well, and that's where it sort of seems like
you wanted to be,
because that's where all the newest things
were coming in.
That was somewhere where when you pull into harbor and you see a royal area, you think, oh, shit, this place has its stuff together.
Well, and that comes into play with how they start kind of building out the library.
So it's actually the first, if not one of the first, it is the first instance of government subsidized learning.
So in a lot of situations you would have in the ancient world, you would have libraries being built, but these were all done by specific.
big benefactors. They were just people trying to go ahead and build out private collections,
just for the sake of having them learning it. It wasn't traditional in a sense because the libraries
of the collections of knowledge beforehand were all on stone tablets. So it was the space factor
of what they could bring in was... It was limited by just size. Yeah, exactly. Size and the ability to
and then the ability to transport that without it being destroyed from wherever you were transporting
Correct. Yeah. Stone tablets don't travel well.
It's definitely part of the advent of papyrus and the more heavily used of papyrus, invented in Egypt,
that led to being able to go ahead and actually store all of this.
And I'm going to go between using the terms books. Books in this situation,
everything was on scrolls. There weren't actual like real books, but they called them books
because, like for example, the Odyssey by Homer was 23, I want to say between 23 and 28.
I can't remember the exact number of scrolls.
So I'm going to say the number of scrolls that they suspected it has, but keep in mind that a book can take up a large.
And Homer's Odyssey, that to me seems like probably on the larger end of books in that time.
That thing was huge.
We still read it to this day, which is amazing in itself.
The fact that that did survive, and I don't know if it survived from Alexandria or if it was a copy that they had made.
I think at that point a story like that would probably be popular enough that there were multiple copies.
That's a Greek times bestseller if you're going to ever have one.
Well, so much of what they did was they would bring in when they were amassing the collection,
they would be copies from some of the best literary works that they would find some of the most original ones
because they didn't want to get anything that had any editor's notes in it from the last few people that had written it down.
They wanted the closest to the actual knowledge.
If they weren't able to keep what someone brought into them,
because they would put out these feelers and send people out to go ahead and gash,
these books and scrolls throughout the world to bring them back here.
That's how Sirius Tommi was.
He's like, I'm going to pay you guys to do this.
I'm also going to pay people to travel throughout the world,
the known world, gather up.
If we don't have it, I want it.
I want it to be the most comprehensive source of information on the entire planet.
They would bring the ships that would bring things in.
They would send people onto the ships to look for any sort of written work.
They would bring them back.
They would look them over and say, yes, we need this.
You can't have it back, or we'll make a copy of this and give it back to you.
Exactly.
Some dirty things that they pulled, one of the best things,
did you see the story about the ones that they got from Athens?
No.
So Euripides and Sophocles were like kind of the,
in the arts and poetry area,
they were kind of like how you would lay out different pieces of poetry,
different literary words.
Like they define like the structure and prose and everything like that.
Correct, exactly.
and Athens had them locked up tight, which Athens, a part of Greece.
Not as a prisoner.
They were just so famous there and everything that they wanted to, there were celebrities there.
Well, their books were what they had a hold of that they didn't want to lend out.
There was nobody else that could get a hold of them.
They wanted to be the, hey, we got this.
Athens is the only place you're going to find this.
And obviously, if this is all still one empire, there should be sharing within the empire.
But Athens is like, nah, we know what you're doing down there.
This isn't going to happen.
And they said...
At this point, it wasn't even really like that.
Had it all still been under Alexander,
would have been probably be way easier,
because Alexander's like, no, you're my empire.
Give me the information.
Just unilaterally making that decision.
They're still kind of cooperating a little bit.
They probably have an agreement
not to go to war with one another for now.
But I don't think they're helping each other out
to try to make...
No.
Yeah, they're not going to be like Athens.
It's going to be like, hey, oh yeah,
you guys are trying to be the most...
Have all the information.
Yeah, here, have ours.
We're all Greek, but you're trying to build a better city.
Exactly.
So they end up sweet talking Athens, and they sent them, I want to say it was like some amount of silver to the point where Athens is like, hey, okay, here's the deal.
We'll send them down to you.
You guys take a copy, take a look at them, make sure the silver's in our account, we'll send it down, everything will happen.
They send the books down there.
All of a sudden, everybody in Alexandria is like, hey, these are sweet.
They make a copy of them.
then they send the copies back to Athens
and keep the two original books
and what are you going to do at that point?
Yeah.
It's not like Athens is going to come down
and declare war against their own people over two books.
No, because what you're going to do is you're going to try to
present that to the ruler of Athens or whoever's ruling Greece
and then be like, I'm not doing that for two books.
Did you get the...
Well, he sent us copies back.
So you still have the information?
It's still all there.
It's just not the original.
It's not the books that are valuable.
It's the information in the books.
Like, we have the same information.
Unless, then,
They modified them in Alexandria to cut out moment, certain useful stuff.
Yeah, like you were saying, they would go onto ships.
Can you imagine them going onto a ship?
And there's just like, it would be like the old world version of like just dirty drawings of making women.
They're just going through and they're like, we don't have this one.
We need this one.
Here's a couple of coins for confiscating this.
The guy's sitting there on the ship looking at this dude's drawings that he made and it's like half sea creature.
Hey, this is kind of hot.
He slips it into his tuning.
Didn't find anything.
That's how the legend of mermaids got invented.
It was some pervert who had a fish fetish,
but he still liked the top half of a woman.
So his drawings.
And he's like, what is that?
And he's like, uh, I saw it.
Like, what do you mean?
You saw it?
He's like, uh, sailing around.
There's these creatures out here that are like half woman and fish on the bottom.
I forgot what it was,
but they've said that they figured it out that it was like a manatee or something like that they would see.
Yeah.
And somehow they were just so horned up out at sea probably from being on a boat with a bunch of other dudes.
You're dehydrated.
You're just like the sun's being down on you.
Mirage, you know, the heat waves on the...
Yeah, scurby going.
And thank God they didn't catch any of them.
They might have, and there might have been some terrible things that happened to some poor sea creatures.
Yeah, just it could have been everything.
They were every single port or every single ship that was pulling into port they were doing this.
So they were getting stuff from the Spanish.
They were getting stuff from other sides of Africa that are coming through.
They're getting things from Asia.
They're collecting so many different things.
And there were so many different...
I don't think it was the Torah, but there were a lot of different religious books that were coming in.
Was it the Torah that translated?
Because there was a sizable Jewish population there.
So they were translating different things into Greek that had never been translated into Greek before.
And...
Excuse me.
Back then, thinking about that ability to try...
translate and to learn a whole new language from somebody else that knew that language but may not
have been great at teaching it? You got to, you got to look at it like, is there a place that
gathers information? Like, I know that they're, like, if you were to go on the, it was the internet
before the internet happened is basically what it was. It was. And the closest thing that I can think
today that we would have that's like the Library of Alexandria would be like the Smithsonian and DC.
Or the Library of Congress. Library of Congress, yeah, to a certain extent, because it does collect
everything. But more the Smithsonian.
Just because of the fact that it's broken down
into the different sciences. I think there's
six buildings in the Smithsonian. So you
have six different studies of all
this different history. And it's all
in one big place where you can walk
in and out of. And
there's different
accounts of how the library of Alexandria
was set up, but you couldn't
just be a commoner that would walk in and start
learning. You kind of needed some sort
of a footholder ability to
have access to the grounds.
So as far as like the advancement that took place here, it became so well known that it started to draw a lot of these intellectual people from Greece, Athens, you know, other centers of like intellectual thought.
They were like, we need to go down and check this place out.
Just because you wouldn't have any restrictions on what you could learn.
You're, you know, you're getting to study things that you would have never had access to.
One of the things that they ended up kind of seeing through the medical field was there were a lot of Greeks that would come down that wanted to study the body
because there were only so many things that they could do to like a dead body in Greece.
But coming down to Egypt where there was more of an understanding just from the embalming and the mummification process of how a body works,
that they would be able to see these different things.
they would be able to open up the arm of a dead person and see a muscle structure.
They would be able to open up the cranial area and be able to see different portions of the brain,
different wrinkles, everything that was in there,
and kind of be able to study anatomy in a way that they had no real prior knowledge of
because of either religious rules or decency rules.
Well, yeah, the Greeks prohibited dissecting bodies at all.
It reminds me, you know, when people say they went somewhere else for a surgery or for a treatment,
that's exactly what it is.
You're like, oh, I can't do this here in Greece, but I really need to do this to advance medicine.
No, I went over and did my studies in Alexandria because they allowed you to do that.
And exactly like you were saying, they've been doing it for so long with preserving mummies and taking out organs.
They had all this knowledge.
And now you're taking all these brilliant people from Greece and you're allowing them to then step in and study all this kind of stuff.
So there had to have been just a huge jump in just the understanding and the field of not so much medicine.
in itself like
pharmaceuticals
of learning that kind of stuff
but just understanding
like the way that the human body
functioned.
I think there was probably
a pretty big jump
in any sort of pharmaceuticals too
because you're getting
all this cursory knowledge
from all these other places
that are coming over on books
because if you had an incident
out at sea on a ship
there had to have been away
like you had to have had a medicine
from home that you knew
would prevent sea sickness
or something like that
so those things are coming across
to a new country and they're able to adapt and use them.
So I think, pharmaceutically even,
there were leaps and bounds ahead of everybody else
because they were getting all the knowledge
of how people are treated in other countries.
It had to have been, you know, calling it a library,
it does it a huge disservice
because it was like a large university
where you have like, you know,
where they say like UCLA Medical Center and everything,
they have medical schools at these giant universities
that would study things.
And think of being able to work here.
So, yeah, you have your stuff,
like you're known remedies in Greece, you know that this herb does this, this tonic does this.
But now imagine you're also studying and talking with someone that was from somewhere in Africa
where they had different herbs and medicines and a different tactic.
Their native plants are more antibacterial.
And all of a sudden you're like, hey, what if we mixed yours and this?
And all of a sudden you get something that's like penicillin or an antibiotic.
So it's sort of a super cleaner to clean out wounds to stop infections and gangrene.
When we first started looking into this, the first parallel that I drew was there were, obviously, the Olympics started in Greece.
The best athletes went to Athens.
They competed at the Pantheon, Parthenon, whatever it was.
This was like the nerd Olympics was in Alexandria.
All the intellectuals flocked to Alexandria, like all the athletes would flock into Athens.
It's like Silicon Valley.
Like as soon as Silicon Valley in the boom for like the tech boom, that's exactly kind of what I like to compare it to.
That makes sense, just because that's more of an intellectual side.
But it's like all that athletes and everything go like, oh shit, we got to go prove ourselves there.
I think there was a lot of intellectuals that came down and wanted to prove themselves in Alexandria.
Yeah.
You see Plato's Academy showing up to teach just specifically out of there.
Well, Aristotle, his entire private library, he willed it to the library of Alexandria.
He moved, they moved everything down there?
He willed it.
Holy shit.
I know he willed it, which I assume if they,
if it didn't make its way down,
they would have pointed that out and saying,
but it never made it there.
But think of like his private collection
and stuff that he added to and his writings and everything.
He willed all that to Alexandria.
Well, and all of his,
all the people that listened to him,
everybody that was in his cult, his circle,
all of them had added their stuff in there too.
So there probably wasn't a known scientific discipline at the time
that didn't have like,
study your representation at the Library of Alexandria.
I know for a fact that astronomy did, because finding out what was discovered here, it makes
you really realize how much thought and knowledge came out of here.
So there was a guy named Aristarchus.
Aristichus, I think.
Yeah.
So he is the one that discovers that the Earth rotates around the sun.
He's studying astronomy.
They also kind of merged both astronomy and I think astrology.
It was different at that time, but it was still the study of the sky and everything.
That would kind of blow you away too, because if you're sitting in Greece and you're looking up at the stars,
and then you move 900 miles south into Alexandria and you go back up to look at those same stars,
you're going to be looking in a different direction because you're in a different part of the world.
So that has to go off in your mind thinking, okay, there has to be...
You're not always going to see the same constellations at certain times a day.
You're going to get a different...
And that actually comes into play with how something else was discovered that was huge here.
So he calculated also that the solar year,
which is the sole year 365 days, right?
Okay.
Anyway, he calculates the solar year to within seven minutes.
Oh, and they figured out leap year there too, huh?
Yes.
There's another guy also.
So he's kind of the guy that's more known coming out of there for like the astrology and the astronomy,
probably more so astronomy, I guess.
There's another guy named Aristotisotisotoc, Aristotines.
Aristotines.
Sounds good to me.
I know.
so he figures out the circumference of the earth
okay circumference of the earth is 22,600 something
or maybe 24,600 I'm not trying to be exact exactly
what I'm trying to prove here is how close he got
again there's no travel around the planet at this point
he gets it within 200 miles
of the actual circumference of the earth how he does it
and I don't the way these guys' brains work
just when you read about it, it fucking blows my mind.
He set up two objects.
One, I think somewhere maybe in Giza Cairo.
It was a city within Egypt.
And then he set up another object like, almost like we were just talking about him, the obelisk.
And what he did is he studied at the same times of day what it would be the shadow.
How big the shadow was, how much it moved.
and everything. He's able to take the shadows, do some type of equation between the way they moved
between the distances that they were between these two cities. And again, this isn't like calling
up a buddy and being like, hey, what's yours doing right now? And then being like, okay, mine's at this
degree and this is how big the shadow is. No, he's studying it at one place. He either has someone
else that he trusts it in another place or he's traveling to this other city that is hundreds
of miles away. Then he's doing his studies there. So this is his life's work apparently to put
this together and discovers from the way that the shadows expand and move and the way that the
calculation works between them he's able to determine within 200 miles the circumference of the earth
that's so close how does your brain even like comprehend i understand if this is your life
study and obviously if you're here in alexandra you're reading stuff that you didn't know so if you're
stuck on a problem it's like getting rid of like writer's block whatever that would be for a
scientist, you come in and you're like, I can't figure this out. And some guy from another
part of the world that the scroll just happened to be on a boat that they copied down,
studied the one thing you didn't know, and all of a sudden every piece of it comes together
and now you know. Well, that's kind of what I think the biggest takeaway from the library was,
was it wasn't necessarily a bunch of mind-blowing works that were in it. I think it was a lot of
inspiration for the thought
that brought these things about.
There weren't concrete answers there.
There were other pieces
that gave the ability to come up with some of these things.
There was a lot of philosophical debates.
Yeah, it was the collective...
And imagine those debates, man.
You have literally the greatest minds of the time
all sitting around, just balshing.
And you know that they were doing
whatever drugs were available at the time.
I had to do.
How do you think these people expanded?
The guy that figured out the circumference of the earth,
You're telling me that he was just sitting there without any type of mind alteration and thought to himself.
You know, these shadows probably tell a story.
So if I measure them between two cities and know the exact distance between those two cities,
and I can tell the shadows or move in a certain way, I'm sorry, no.
No one would sit there and think about that unless you were stoned or drunk or something.
They also didn't have a whole lot else to do.
No.
But imagine, you know, even their prophet, not their prophets, who were the, they were, they were,
would always go to for like advice,
they could see the oracles.
Claire,
the oracles were on drugs
and that's how they came up with visions.
I'm guessing Alexander probably was on something
when he had the vision of his god,
son, godfather hugging him and now he was a pharaoh.
It wasn't hype pills, I know that.
No.
He was a short king.
He was a little fella.
That's like a common theme throughout history.
Like him, Napoleon, like certain,
like even like a lot of the Russian czars
were I think like short.
Also people were smaller back then, I think, wasn't it?
Depending on where you were.
How would they get on horses?
Because did horses grow too?
Or was it like three guys trying to launch him up on top of the horse?
If you're Alexander or you're freaking Napoleon,
you have like three or four dudes that just follow you around
that are just your bitch to do whatever.
They're walking steps.
Yeah, they basically, one lays down,
one gets on his hands and knees and you just step up onto the horse.
Do you think the library, like, height of the roof and everything
was smaller back then too, just because there were like littler places to be?
No, because I think it was probably dictated with trying to keep scrolls.
So there would have been a taller height so they could do that.
Yeah, I see.
Well, not needing to use stone tablets anymore.
Correct.
Your space is going to be so much different.
And how do you catalog this stuff?
It's rolls of, like, it's rolls of scrolls.
It's just rolled up like papyrus, and you're having to keep it in safe in a way to, like,
you've got to know about having it not degrade.
Because again, you're in Egypt.
They're like the masters of preserving.
Not to mention you're dealing with a formerly live substance in papyrus that can dry out,
that bugs are attracted to to eat through.
Yeah, you're dealing with humidity.
You're dealing with heat because you are in Africa technically, even though you're right on the coast.
There were so many things that were happening all at the same time.
And this wasn't like it was a one trick.
Like this wasn't the only stop in town.
They had other libraries that were kind of trying to do the same thing and trying to mimic the same thing.
There was another place called Pergamum, which was over in Turkey, I believe.
And I think that it was one of the other fellas that was a general that went over there.
Yeah, it's in Pergamum, Turkey.
And they were doing a lot of the same things as to trying to collect as much knowledge as they could
because it was almost like an intellectual race to see who could do it better.
And there are stories that allegedly Egypt would stop exporting papyrus
to try to slow down their abilities to get this knowledge down and get it written down.
Yeah, it's sabotage.
And that's where the advent of papyr, or not papyrus, but parchment came from.
Because you see them switching to a different medium to write their stuff down on parchment paper.
At a necessity from a lack of another one.
Yeah, because they couldn't get what they needed.
They had librarians that were kind of,
they were supposed to be hailed as somebody that's the superior academic,
the guy that you turn to to go to.
And they created catalogs like you were talking about
that were kind of the first styles of management for these things
where they would divide them up by form and then by genre,
and they did it alphabetically,
which the Greek alphabet
has to be different than that.
I would imagine.
The English alphabet.
But it would have the name of the author
and then it would give like a little bibliography
of like what his areas and fields of studies were.
And then it would list all of his studies that he had done
and all of his writings alphabetically too.
So they had some sort of a system that they would build in to be able to...
You would walk in and be like,
I'm looking for something by...
I'm looking for Plato.
greatest works. They would pull out
some type of filing system, a card,
and be like, okay, this is what
we have on Plato. They would, yeah, they would
send you to the genre that you were looking for,
then they would break it down from genre
or you would go form
for like if you're looking for playwrights,
different things like that, then you would go into genres
of like tragedies, comedies, I'm assuming they had those back then.
And then you would find the authors
underneath those, and then you would find the works
that they made underneath those.
So it was a pretty good system.
but like you were saying before
with scrolls
your system's only as good as the way
that you put it back and put it together
so I'm sure it was just a mishmash
and it wasn't like it was just flat books
with like a spine that you could see
you had to have some
barcation on it cap or something like that
well and that's the other thing too is
if someone was bringing in
you know off these ships, scrolls
and everything like that stories
information
you wouldn't just go sit in front of someone
be like copy
real quick or we're taking this.
They had a system in place, and I'm not saying that the turnaround times on these guys selling
enough port was like, hey, we've got to be out of here in two hours.
No.
They were there for days at a time, if not weeks.
But you also had to have a system in place where if you brought something in, you weren't
wasting your time and saying, we already have that.
Let's copy that down again.
They had a system in place enough to read it and say, let's look in the system.
Okay, we have something similar to it on this guy.
Go pull that file and be like, this is the same one.
It's the same story.
We don't need this.
Well, and there were paid scribes if they didn't have it already.
that they would sit down and they would translate or they would copy over what they would find for their collection.
And then, yeah, like you were saying, if they were there for two days, they would say, we'll get this to you in three.
And they're saying, well, we need two.
It's like, hey, tough shit, we have your stuff.
So there were two guys, aside from all the other people whose names, you know, probably aren't known,
but probably advanced so many different fields of study from studying at this place.
There were two guys that I thought just kind of stood out to me.
One, his name was Philo of Byzantium.
He invented the water wheel.
Figured out the mechanics of the water wheel to use it to go ahead and generate force power.
And he actually invented the first gimbal.
The hell's a gimbal.
So a gimbal is like the best way to think about it.
You ever seen like behind the scenes footage of like a movie where someone's in like a fighter jet or like a spaceship?
And the behind the scenes just shows them in front of a green screen like in the cockpit.
like in the cockpit, but the cockpit moves to where they're able to do that kind of stuff.
A gimbal is what gives it all the degrees of rotation.
It's basically like on a pivot and it's like a claw or something that holds whatever you're sitting in
and it can move it side to side, up and down side to side.
Think about it too.
Like if you were sitting in a, like remember arcade games,
they used to have like the fire drive one where you'd sit in and it would really move and rock
and everything like that.
Or they'd get in and it enclosed you and it rolled.
So not like a gyroscope to keep something.
on center or something to be able to move and kind of articulate around.
Kind of in the same degree as a gyroscope to keep something level.
What he used it for, he would use it for a pot of ink.
So if he was on a ship.
If he was dipping his feather into it, something or his quill.
What would happen is the pot would then almost move with the motion,
and it would always try to stay up right.
You weren't having to spill your ink all the time.
Okay.
So, yeah, counterbalance almost.
Correct.
He also invented the precursor to the thermometer,
which was called the thermoscope.
It had to be something with a chemical that was discovered that reacted to heat
or something was steam.
I don't know.
I don't even, I can't, again.
You think it was mercury?
Because there's talk that there was mercury back then, and that was poisoning a lot of different people.
A ton of thermolors had mercury.
All the silver ones that had the silver stuff in it.
That's mercury, yeah.
And then the other guy, I mentioned this guy Tio a long time ago that I'd watched that, like, ancient mysteries or something like that.
And he was talking about this, dude.
So his name is Heron of Alexandria.
So his title was of Alexandria.
So what this guy basically did, 2,000 years before the Industrial Revolution,
he started making steam-powered devices.
This, I've read up on this guy,
steam-powered devices is very generous for what he created.
Okay, but at the same time,
he discovered that steam could be used to force air into something
to make an action or movement happen.
the technology behind that in itself,
2,000 years before the Industrial Revolution,
I'm sure, you know,
some of it happened by accident,
the study of steam where you figured out that,
oh,
if, you know,
you trap steam,
it could make something rise
or to make something float,
or something of that nature.
But you had him then designing,
shit,
I don't know,
what copper,
I guess,
would be,
I assume copper would be what you were working with at that time,
copper and iron,
but if you're wanting a malleable,
I want to say they were in the bronze age.
There's a weird...
It's either copper or bronze,
but he's designing these pots
that were sealed enough to trap water,
heat it,
forced steam through some type of tube hose,
you know, again made out of metal,
into something else that then made it move.
So he would be commissioned
by people throughout ancient Greece
to design these features
for temples.
So a few of the examples of things
that he designed,
there was a temple,
and I'm not going to name
the places of where they are
because I can't remember
their exact locations.
There was a temple
that was known for
its doors opening by itself.
Okay, yeah.
Which, you look at that now
and you're like,
that's not that impressive.
You know, we have stuff,
we have garage doors.
Like, it's just at that time, though,
to imagine something moving
without wind or manpower
you saw that, that was divine.
So what he designed is he designed
a counterweight system in which, at a certain
point when you wanted the doors to open,
it wasn't an instantaneous thing.
You would light a fire under this certain area.
It would heat the water in this
enclosed, pressurized bin.
It would then force the steam
to go ahead and the steam would run through
some type of mechanism that then forced a
counterweight to move. The counterweight then
controlled the doors opening. So as a priest,
all you had to do was walk around,
you were lighting the incense and everything like that.
And then you would know the timing.
You would stand in front of the doors and you would ask the God to open them.
And they would open on their own.
Just a sick party trick.
Yeah.
He also designed there was a temple of a priestess.
I'm trying to remember what her name was,
but she was the priestess of like childbirth and fertility.
So she was,
she had like 18 boobs all across her chest.
That sounds awesome.
Yeah.
There are any drawings of her?
Yeah.
Is this something I can look up?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's her name?
I can't remember.
Just put 18 boot grease, Greek office.
That's probably already in my search history, so it should be easy to find.
So he designs a device that goes in this marble or stone statue, and what it does is it basically is able to use steam to heat up water, to then force it through piping that then comes out of all the breasts.
So it looked like she was lactating to feed her people.
I got to see this.
That's awesome.
And they would do this during ceremonies, and people would be in wonder and awe, because they were like, how is this happening?
He designed a holy water vending machine.
Uh-uh.
Yes.
So you would have these specialized coins.
You would drop them.
The coin would land on a paddle.
The weight of the coin, being the exact weight, would depress the paddle down.
And what that would do is that would pull a plug out of the bottom of a jug.
and it would dispense a set amount
it would drop down and then once it came back up
it would plug the thing and you would get
a preset amount of holy water for this coin
when do you say that
I think that
how funny would it be if they set that up
where it was like two dudes inside of a vending machine
like that and they see somebody shove the coin in
and then some guy takes a drink out of a jug
like how you see the gags about the ATM
about the guy sitting in the ATM and yeah
some dude takes a drink out of a
and like sticks his mouth up to the hole and just spits it on somebody's face.
You're like there's something wrong with your guys's machine.
It's snoring.
You got a pound on the guy.
Hit the side of it.
Hey, fucker, get up.
And then he developed a self-filling wine bowl.
Okay, I'm down at that.
Yeah.
How does that work?
That one I actually didn't look into.
I just saw that, you know, I was like, oh yeah, that I would think that that would be
probably his most popular invention to be used in the problems of,
nobleman and everything like that be like oh I'm sorry my wine bowl is oh what's that it's
filling itself again people would be like what is happening the only reason that I say it seems like it was
like it sounds like he had a good understanding of it the fact that it took that technology
then 2,000 years to break into the industrial revolution it kind of gives me pause as to how
legitimate it was that he it sounds like he did invent good things to use it
forward but to be able to harness that it seems like it took a lot more extra knowledge extra ability
to be able to harness that for like i can see where you're getting out with that my counter to
that would be this what if he was the one that only knew how to do this like he had let's say he
wrote down 80% of what it was but then what if the 20% was the key was the one thing that his brain
made click and figure out and he never
wrote it down or he made one copy and that copy happened to be in Alexandria and it got
destroyed imagine you know sometimes there's people there are people that are so
smart that they're the one person that has this idea something just clicks
for them they look at something and they're like what if this for it's the splitting of
the atom it's how many people thought about you know it's Galileo it's it's
one person having one idea about something and that is something I'm that
you really can't get out of my head is the the what if about this
whole thing. And I want to get into it more once we get closer to like the destruction of it.
Yeah. But part of me just thinks about what was in that library that maybe didn't exist anywhere
else in the world because the whole point of this place was to gather all of this in one place,
all of this information. Well, when all this information gets put into one place,
that information then turns into combined information that can then be, that is only
probably kept in Alexandria.
What happens if all of that gets destroyed?
And it was someone's life work and they spent 60 years doing it.
Then all of a sudden, two years before they can write down the information
and get it all transcribed out again, they die.
And that information is lost.
That's certainly one way to look at it.
And it is an interesting thing.
My personal belief on it was they supposedly, and I say supposedly,
because these numbers are all just wildly out of the blue.
History is always written by the winners.
So if you have something ginormous, you're going to write that it's ginormous.
If you kill something ginormous, you're going to write that it's ginormous.
They say that it contained between 45,000 and a half a million scrolls.
So half a million bucks, that's a shitload of books.
And that's a lot.
I think it was scrolls.
So it didn't, books, because books could be over the course of a ton of scrolls.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
So it doesn't mean necessarily that it contained that many books.
But if you're saying that even if every book was the Odyssey,
taking up 28 scrolls and you have
400,000. I think that's the number that I kept coming back to
was like 400,000 scrolls. It was between 40 and 400,000.
But again, something happens in a fireman. You're not going to be able to tell how many
you were in there. It's all ash. It doesn't, but you can also see
like what they've seen in Pergamum. Pergamum is the other library
that was in Turkey. They said that they allegedly had about 200,000
scrolls of Pergamum. They can go back and look at the footprint of
Pergamum and they can kind of see how big the structures were.
How many of you could, okay. Yeah. And I know one of the ways that they figured that out or speculated
about the library of Alexandria was that the Seraphium, Serapium was a sister library. It was basically
built when they started filling up the library at Alexandria. They were like annexes. Correct. They
created this annex and that also had like a fire. So, but what they were able to determine was the
Serapium was able to hold about 40,000. So what they did is they kind of extrapolated that and
figured if that was this size.
This is how big the library of Alexandria was described or selected as being, so they were
able to kind of determine.
I'm also sure that there's some type of account of somebody that did not live in Alexandria
visiting the library and then taking that information back to Greece or Athens where it was
preserved and not destroyed.
And that person making account like, you know, they're taking the average of accounts,
like five people visited the Library of Alexandria.
They all came back and one person.
said it was 40,000. The next person said
400,000. The next person said
300,000. And they just take this and
just say, let's just average it all out.
To me, it
sounds far more grand, and I'm not
discounting at all what was there, because even
45,000 scrolls,
that's so much knowledge that
I don't know what an average
library nowadays hold, but it
has to be way bigger. That's a shitload
of area that you have to have.
Speaking of shit, can we stop for
bathroom break? Absolutely. Okay, I got, I'm
Gotta be so bad.
And we're back.
All right.
My biggest takeaway, before we get to the downfall of it and the destruction, or the ways that it's suspected have been destructive,
destructive, is that that's not the right word.
Destroyed.
Yeah.
Close enough.
Close enough.
Destructed sounds cooler.
So I like to write down questions that I think about that I want to kind of get your feel on.
Oh, I love this part.
You always have a good question.
How many years of advancement do you think mankind was set back by this?
Even little things.
Let's say medical stuff, because I know other stuff is being done around the world,
but the known world at this point, it's not huge.
When we say the known world in relation to this time frame,
the known world is kind of this sphere around the meta,
if you were to take an oval around the Mediterranean
and then basically kind of expand it and stretch it toward Asia a little bit,
that's kind of the sphere.
of the known world that Alexander conquered.
Because remember, he said he took over 90% of the known world at the time.
That's kind of the sphere.
While nowadays, it doesn't seem that impressive.
If that's the known world and you're traveling by nothing but horse and traveling an army with you, that's huge.
It's forever.
Yeah.
It's the ends of the earth at that point that they knew it.
I like that this question came up because this brings me kind of right back into what I was headed towards before when we were talking about.
the scrolls.
There were so many scrolls that were there,
but the first beginnings of it were so much music,
poetry, and playwrights that I think there was a good portion of that that we lost,
which artistically, that's huge, that's ginormous.
That's a lot of different things that we lost,
that we could have seen.
There's a lot of plays, a lot of poems,
a lot of intellectual stuff that I'm sure just went by the wayside,
that disintegrated that we never got to see.
I'm not 100% sure what the breakdown was
as far as technological advancement,
health advancement, things like that.
Because anything at that point
that would have been written down
probably would have been implemented
somewhere that we would have seen.
If you were to write it down
and put it in there,
there would have been more of a working knowledge of it.
There may have been,
but you look at what we've discovered
about ancient artifacts and everything,
what could have degraded.
Like, the only thing standing out of ancient Alexandria,
it's a lot of just stone stuff.
It's stuff that can withstand the, you know, the test of time.
Yeah.
So, I mean, even if this stuff had practical applications, if it's advanced enough,
like if you were to take a microchip and you were to go ahead and put a microchip
and just have the elements get to it, how long before that would degrade enough
to not be usable or understandable to what it is?
I mean, I know with like polyplastics and that stuff, it would last longer.
But a lot of this stuff that these guys are working on is, you know,
It's made of stuff that is degradable.
I guess my overall thought was, let's say it even, from a worldwide perspective,
there was cumulatively between technology, medicine, literature,
there was 20 years of knowledge lost.
There could have been.
Think of where we could be now.
Think of what we've done in 20 years since now,
and now say, take.
that, extrapolate that and say 20 years
in the future. It's just, I
think this was such an important part.
I think this was a linchpin.
The destruction of this library was a
linchpin moment in time. I think there are very
few of those. Very serious points
in time when you can say this
had a significant
alteration in the course of history.
It absolutely could have been, and
there could have been things
like you say that set us back,
which I don't doubt that there were
probably a few things. I just
think that this place was centered so much more on the arts over the sciences that I think we lost
a lot of arts. We lost a lot of cultural advancement. True. Yes. Okay. That's that's more of the way that I would
put it. Yeah, I see. I think you see it from that perspective, which I like, because where can we be
cultural advancement? That can mean things that avoided war, understanding of each other's
cultures, things like that, things that made us seem like we had more, you know, things in common
than differences, especially seeing this place, if you could see the library as a collection of all
these different mindsets and ideas coming together, had that been something that would have been
able to be pursued? Think of what would happen if countries all over Synthra ambassadors, and this
place still existed what it could have done throughout history as almost like unifying
certain countries that would have never had an understanding of one another. Absolutely. There was so
much thought that was collected there, but there were also so many humans that were
collecting there. Not in the literal sense of like collecting people, but...
People willing to go there for the opportunity to discuss this stuff.
Correct, yeah. You have so many different cultures that want to be there and that can build those
ties that war, I think, is inevitable pretty much all the time. But there are certain conflicts
that we have seen in the world that could have been avoided through more diplomatic means.
A basic understanding of the other side.
That, I think, is the invaluable part that they lost.
I don't know so much about the technology,
but from the relationships that could have been built out of it,
I think that's really what hurts.
And a more unified, not world,
because obviously we see what happens when they come over
and they find the Americas.
That side was definitely not a unification process.
But like what you were saying,
think of it in this, like this just,
kind of jumped out of me. If you're a king, most of these kings had tutors and advisors that were the
smartest people of the time. Alexander had Aristotle. And that's why I think he was so successful.
Imagine a place where if you're the ruler of a country that you send your guy to this place to study
for like 10 years before you get to take over whatever land you live in. And your guy comes back and has all of this
information. Yeah, they could, if a king is too trusting, that guy could use it to his advantage,
used to make decisions that were going to benefit him. But what if you got people that were
more interested in the intellectual pursuits of like humanity understanding itself like your
Greek philosophers? You get people that are telling a king, hey, you know what? Don't go to war
with this country because this is something that I learned about them. It's not that they
believe in a different God or it's not that they do this. This is just what they were founded
on and they're actually really good at this maybe a peace treaty between us could be the best thing
because then we can share our resources and our knowledge and become even stronger they have 10,000
people in their army we have 20,000 people in our army we could have 30,000 people total
instead of whatever the spoils come out of it. It's not yeah it's just not about the knowledge
that was lost there it's about for me it's almost about what the potential the potential that was
lost for what it could have done for the world. Well you know, you know,
look at it from
Alexander, obviously
war mongrel.
You could probably say killed a lot of people.
There was a lot of destruction seen in his time.
Anybody that has the idea that they
need to themselves conquer
the known world,
you're a killer.
Inherently, there's some bad stuff there.
Yes. And not to
say that any of that stuff gets washed
away because I'm sure he would have done that
anywhere and did do that a lot of places.
But the way that he approached
this much like the way that we saw
in the in the inca episode about
how when they would take over a new village
they would try to implement some
things that were known to those people
into what they were doing
you're still taking them over but you're
also still giving them a sense of self
and a sense of independence of the other things
they're going to make the medicine go to down
yeah it's actually perfect right there
and I think that had that
been adopted more
we would have seen a lot less
casualties and a lot less bloodshed which
leads back to the initial question that you said
there would have been more people
and things would have been vastly different.
I don't know if that would have been for the good,
but I don't know if it would have been a terrible detriment.
Yeah, it's all speculation on it.
Well, here's another point too.
It was obviously famous enough
because it was named one of the seven wonders
of the ancient world.
And what's even more nuts about Alexandria
is that there's seven wonders
of the ancient world. You have, I think it's
the Colossus of Rhodes
that huge statue that protected the harbor.
I'm going to get some of them wrong.
You have the hanging gardens of Babylon.
You have the statue of Zeus.
I want to say the Parthenon or something like that in Athens
was one of the seven wonders,
the pyramids of Giza,
the library of Alexandria.
And I feel like there's one I'm missing besides the other one
that happens to be in Alexandria.
So this is how...
What are you going up exactly?
So the Seven Wonders of the World
or... Ancient world.
It's got to be ancient. Because they come out with these
updated lists because the Great Wall of China is on
I think
the seven wonders of like a different
time frame. The Great Pyramid
of Giza, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon
like you said, the statue of Zeus,
the Temple of Artemis,
the mausoleum of
Halakarnasus
Colossus of Rhodes like you said
and the pharaoh lighthouse in
Indiana and Alexandria. There we go.
And then
I mean, one of the eight wonders of the modern world, China, the professional wrestler.
There you go.
So that's the other point, too, about Alexandria.
And I know we've focused.
Fockest.
I know we've kind of stayed focused on the library, and that's just simply because it's so cool to me.
But the other thing is the library, or not the library, the lighthouse of Alexandria, the great lighthouse.
I didn't study much of that.
I mean, if it's a seven-wander of the ancient world, it's got to be insane.
Okay, I'm going to learn you up on this.
Brain fuck me on this one.
I have so many questions about it, because when I think lighthouse,
I think they have to have power to have a lighthouse.
Exactly. No, you would think that.
Ptolemy first is the guy that takes over after Alexander.
He starts the library, like you were saying, Ptolemy, one, two, three, and a little bit, four.
All of them have the same kind of goal of pursuing and growing that intellectual.
You didn't have a son in there that was like,
nope, fuck it, we're going to go do something else.
There were different aspects.
There were different sciences, literature, all the different stuff.
They all had the same vision.
It's a good job raising your kids if they all want to do that same thing.
So under Ptolemy II,
that's when they consider like the golden age of Alexandria to occur.
What he does also is he, because Alexandria is growing,
it's going to be this cultural hub,
huge harbor, tons of shipping.
They design a lighthouse.
to go out on this island of Ferris.
So that's another reason I think in addition to building the harbor.
That's why they also designed that causeway that goes three quarters of a mile out to sea to connect this island.
Well, and great idea because if you have an island out there, you're going to want to point that out for everybody that's coming in.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
So they build this lighthouse, and the reason that it was so spectacular was that for the longest time,
it was the second highest structure in the known world.
Pyramid of Giza was first.
And I think that
a lot of pictures of the Pyramid Gis,
I said this to the other day.
I think a lot of pictures
do not do how big that thing is justice.
No, it can.
You need to almost have a picture
of someone standing next to the very bottom
stone step and see that that
stone is bigger, taller than most
people to understand how really big it is.
So the lighthouse
is actually just a little bit shorter
than the Pyramid of Giza.
It's,
so imagine
the, it's out kind of near, of course, the edge of the island that's going to go ahead and be
closest to the Mediterranean.
Huge square part goes up first.
Then another second tier that's the shape of, I want to say it's a, it's not an octagon.
It's a, what's the one that has six size septagon?
It's a septagon or an octagon shaped.
Another tower that goes up and then at the top one, a circular cylinder tower extends up from
that.
So it's over 400 feet tall.
The total thing is it's got a statue on top and they never could determine who the statue was.
But it was either Zeus, Poseidon, some think it was Alexander.
Is it still standing?
No, no, no, no.
It got knocked down by earthquakes.
Like everything awesome does.
The area itself was prone to earthquakes.
And you're also on an island.
So, I mean, it's...
So how they actually got this thing to work,
they don't really understand the inner workings of it, how they provided fuel.
up to this top of it
but basically they had a huge
piece of I believe it
I want to say bronze or copper
and it was... Not to cut you off but the renderings
of it are insane. Yes it's huge
holy shit
it almost looks like how a building would be built
nowadays like a skyscraper right
to me it looks like a blending of like a pyramid
and a castle yeah because of the
the tier systems and obviously when you get up towards
the top they figured out that around
ground structure isn't going to take wind.
No, but it doesn't look Greek because there's like not columns or anything.
There are, it looks like a little bit to the outside of it, which obviously they're all rendering,
so it could just be what they want to see.
Why they have, they found ruins and stuff so they know there might have been stuff like that.
Yeah, that's, it looks nothing Egyptian or it looks nothing Greek, but it does in a way look
Egyptian Greek.
Yeah, so the top basically how they functioned it during the day is they had this huge piece of
copper or bronze that was so polished it was basically a mirror and it would rotate around to reflect
light to show people like a lighthouse does during the day then at night it basically just had a
huge what are they called like a brazier like the thing that they make fires in everything
a cold room yeah basically a huge fire pit at the top where the kind of the mirror was okay they would
like this huge thing the mirror would still be there and it would be able to turn but the fire itself
of course would be a beacon for people yeah so
You know, this in itself, how long it took to do this, 400 feet tall, you've got to design a system to go ahead and be able to load fuel into it to manage it.
You've got to develop a foundation that can exist on a small island like that.
And not to mention that 400 feet in the air, they didn't have glass back then, so they had to still be able to see it.
You're dealing with the elements, you're dealing with rain, you're dealing with wind as you're trying to keep a gigantic fire going.
And you're, and this isn't like, what's crazy to me is this isn't like, uh, it's 400 feet tall.
I know when you look at like a, a building, like a stereotypical Roman building, like a pantheon or something like that.
You have all of the columns around it, then you have the roof.
But to me, when I see that, I can understand how that's built.
You can use, you know, mounds of dirt to the side of it to get up to that level.
You then build it, help get the roof into place.
Then you get rid of all the dirt.
400 feet tall, man, without using any type of modern construction equipment,
how are you getting stones into place to get that?
Like, pyramid makes sense.
It's a pyramid.
It's at a slope.
You can make a pathway that goes up to it.
A tower like that, that's insane.
Well, you have to, the way that they would do something like that nowadays would be to build scaffolding around it and then bring it up.
But 400 foot tall scaffolding is not a thing.
You're not?
That's not.
That's not.
That's not.
That were that big and that weighed that much up scaffolding?
Yeah.
So, let me see.
Tallest buildings.
Just for, like, reference.
Why are they showing American buildings in meters?
What building is comparable to it?
Well, I have to figure out meters.
How much is 400 meters?
Oh, well, 400 meters.
A meter is three feet.
I thought a yard was three feet.
A meter is close to a yard.
It's very close.
Like, they're very comparable.
All right.
Let's see.
How many, you know what, the best way that I actually thought about it,
how many stories is 400 feet?
Because I think that puts it into perspective,
because then people can view a building.
Should be 40 stories.
40 stories, man.
I know for people that live in larger cities, metropolitan cities,
40 stories might be kind of par, I'm not sure,
but like a 40-story building, that is enormous.
The term skyscraper was originally applied to buildings
10 to 20 stories tall, but in the late 20th century,
the term was used to describe high ride buildings
of unusual height generally greater than 40 to 50 stories.
So it would fit the definition,
modern days, of a skyscraper.
Which, yeah, that's ginormous.
And not to mention, the footprint could only be so big
because it wasn't like the island was ginormous.
The island wasn't that small.
It took a smaller portion of the island.
It's pretty sizable island.
There actually used to be before Alexander
built the causeway and took a,
over the island. There was a group of people that lived on that island specifically known as the
wreckers. And that was like their tribe because ships would get shipwrecked on that island, thinking
they were working their way into Alexandria. And the people would raid the ships, the shipwrecked.
So it's not a cluttered nickname, but there was a group of people that were known for that.
I like it, though. That's awesome.
But yeah, it ends up being destroyed over several earthquakes. One earthquake toppled off part of the
top. And then I think it tried to get rebuilt. Another earth.
earthquake happened that then actually part of it it was so close to the water that when it collapsed
a bunch of it collapsed into the sea so they've actually gone and done expeditions for um artifacts
and to go ahead and tag you know the artifacts underwater um and they've been able to go ahead and
they've found like 30 pharaoh's head statues that were on this thing it's it's crazy so if they
were to do that they would have known the direction that it fell too correct and but i you know who
knows if that can be from the first earthquake the second. It could have fallen, it could have also
fallen on the ground and then the ground could have given way into the ocean. It would have been
cool to know the final time that it tipped, which direction that it fell. So on the site right now,
they know where the foundation was and how big it was because what happened is when the
Persians ended up coming back in to take over Egypt. Pick up the scraps. They actually
cleared off what remained of the lighthouse and built a fort. So they can tell, because
they use the existing footprint of it, so they have a good idea of how big it was.
Because they just knocked off the blocks and used the blocks to make the fort and the foundation and everything.
They knew that that was so good and sturdy enough.
Yeah.
There's a lot of that you see as far as different peoples that took over this area.
They would just use the existing structures for whatever suit would then be honest.
Well, and then you, apparently in like, I think I want to say like 79, since 79, 1979, there's been talk from like the Egyptian,
preservation. I don't know if it's preservation, but it's the Egyptian government
about them talking about potentially reconstructing the lighthouse.
Because this day and age...
The lighthouse?
The lighthouse?
Okay. Because yeah, they've already started kind of reconstruction, not in the same area
because it's underwater, but reconstruction of the library.
Yeah. And so they, nothing's coming in it. But that seems like a cool idea, man.
You have this thing from your past and you know to an extent what it may have looked like,
Fuck yeah, build the thing.
Well, if you can build
to scale
a former ancient wonder of the world,
that's a huge drama for everything.
And I know that, you know, the ancient pyramids
wouldn't be as popular
if they were recreations.
Fuck, you're still getting a ton of people coming to see those things.
If you put in the time to recreate what it was,
look how many people still,
you know, it's not what it once was,
but look how many people go to see the Coliseum.
Well, it's like those goofy assholes in the Midwest
that have built replicas of what they think
Noah's Ark looked like,
and then everybody,
Someone's still pulling off the interstate to look at that.
Every single time.
You're still getting someone to pull off the interstate.
All right.
So, kind of getting back to not the downfall of Alexandria itself, but specifically the
library.
The pre-downfall of the library.
So what are the suspected, there's three of them, right, that are kind of like tossed
around as ideas how it met its end?
Yeah, three and kind of a fourth, which I think kind of the last one would be the thing
that makes the most sense to me.
Leading into the downfall,
the last librarian known in the library
was hypatia, hypatia,
I don't know how to say it.
She was the daughter of Theron,
and she was a very smart person herself.
She did a lot of good research towards the end.
The rulers of the time
were kind of starting to turn away
from the intellectual,
I guess the intellectual hub that was the library and that was the museum.
Well, was it still the Ptolemy's at this time?
It was because we'll get into that first downfall at that point,
but there were different kind of warring factions inside of Alexandria that were starting to question them.
And one of them was a guy named Cyril,
and he was basically the ruler of the Christians in Alexandria.
Okay.
And that stuff is coming from Rome, correct?
Yeah.
At this point, Rome has taken on Christianity as the primary religion.
And so being that technically Alexandria is a Greek city for the most part, there's still trade going on between that.
You're going to get people coming over as missionaries to kind of spread Christianity.
Correct.
They're trying to widen their landscape in a way that sounds better than war, but is basically worse than war.
Well, it's the Roman Empire.
That's all you got to say.
There's going to eventually be war.
There always is.
So he gets a band of fellas together,
and it's debatable whether he was the one
that called the shot on Hypatia.
But they round her up,
they take her into a former,
I believe it was a former pagan temple
that they had taken over and uses a Christian temple,
tied her up.
And the other thing, it's,
I guess they kind of,
the translation got lost,
but it was either broken roof tiles or oyster shells
that they used after they tied her up
to scrape the flesh off of her body.
Just one of the worst things that you can think of
to go out using a broken roof tile
or an actual oyster shell to scrape the skin off of your body.
So with the thing that you mentioned, the pagan thing,
so anybody from like the Christianity standpoint at that time,
it's the normal Greek religion was a pagan thing.
religion that they determined, right? Because the whole thing about the pagan religion was it,
they considered anybody that had multiple gods to be pagans. And the whole system of ancient
Greek religion was that there was a god almost for all natural occurrences. So he had Zeus for
lightning and storms. You had Poseidon for the sea, Hades for the underworld, Helios for the sun,
I think. They became reasons for everything. Correct. And there were also gods for the harvest and
Dionysus of wine.
So, yeah, I guess I mean, in a, I always think when someone says paganism, you always think
of almost like Irish or Gaelic.
That's how I kind of view it.
It's like nature gods.
But at the same time, your Greek religion can be considered paganism because it's multiple
gods representing kind of those earth type things.
Yeah.
I always think, for some reason, I guess it's just influence from being a kid.
But you remember Dragnet, the movie with Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks?
and they were fighting against the pagans,
the people against goodness and niceness.
Yeah, but weren't the,
were the pagans a motorcycle gang?
Yeah, it was a motorcycle gang
where they had a big area
where they would go get dressed in furs
and dance around and take drugs
and they were trying to sacrifice the Virgin
who ended up being Dan Aykroyd's lady.
Just a solid, great old movie.
But whenever I hear pagan,
that's the first thing that my brain goes to
is people against goodness and niceness,
which is a good way to see still in this day,
that they're talking about pagans in a negative light.
I know, right?
Like, it doesn't make, like,
when you actually break down the stories
between all religions,
like the pagan ones, sounds so crazy.
Like, to me,
it makes more sense the whole view
on, like, a pagan or, like, a Greek religion.
Because if you didn't understand
the aspects of science and nature,
it would make sense to assign a god to all these acts.
Like, I'm going out on the ocean, man.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Well, did you pray to the god of the sea?
Oh, I can do that.
that? Yeah, he's the one that gives you good fortune on the ocean. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Well,
what happens when there's a storm? Oh, he's angry. He's angry when there's a storm, but if there's
no storm, you did good. It's obviously not right, but it's a way to explain it that to me makes
more sense. When you think that the pagans get a bad rap from everybody trying to take it over,
like allegedly the birth of Christ being a certain pagan holiday that they used, Easter,
different things where they were trying to get pagans to convert to Christianity.
Those were pagan holidays though, weren't they?
The harvest festivals, different things like that, where they were doing...
Well, it's like you said earlier, man. Like, who writes the histories?
Winners. The winners. So, I mean, if Christianity ends up bump these guys out,
they get to end up describing them however they wanted.
That's kind of the history of the world.
So they end up killing hypatia or hypatiaia. And so at that point, there's no, I guess,
like person to run the library.
No, there's, they went through,
there were others set in kind of afterwards,
but there were plants.
There were people that weren't coming from the Ptolemy lines
that were looking into it.
Ptolemy at that point, I don't know which Ptolemy it was,
but there was less of a focus on that being an intellectual hub,
which probably because the city was even bigger by then,
that they were having a hard time
justifying having such a big area for learning.
Well, yeah, to kind of give some concept and scope to it.
So the Ptolemy dynasty, from the time that he comes in to rule Egypt, it's like, it's like
300 years.
So once you get closer to the end in this time where Caesar actually comes into the play,
you're nearing the end of that 300 years.
So you could be up to, depending on how quickly they're dying.
I think what was it like, there was like a Ptolemy, the 13th?
The 13th is the one that Caesar comes in contact with.
Okay.
So, yeah, you have up to 13 of these people.
So, yeah, at some point, maybe the shine of, or that allure of chasing the ancient arts and everything like that,
or intellectual stuff kind of wears off for one of those pharaohs, and he just, it would only take one guy in line.
He's like, I'm not interested in doing this, don't do it anymore.
And then the next guy in line, he never knew about that, so he doesn't really institute it.
And the same thought, he's not, maybe he's interested in it because there are other factors that are coming.
into play. You're seeing other religions that are coming in and trying to dominate, so you're
going to shift more of your focus on trying to keep what you have than grow what you have.
Yeah. So we get to Tall Me the 13th, and Tolomey the 13th is really interesting. This part
blows my mind. Because she is probably the most well-known Egyptian queen. Her in Tutankham
Common, the kid that was like eight years old, that was just a terrible incest baby. But isn't
He only well known because of his tomb?
That, and he was only eight years old when he died.
Yeah, he was the boy king.
So who is Ptolemy the 13th?
He is the brother, the younger brother, I believe, of Cleopatra.
And their power struggle ensues with Cleopatra wanting to lead more of the Egyptian side,
Ptolemy wanting to lead more of the Greek side.
You get Caesar, who, like we talked about kind of at the beginning of looking,
at this just back and forth between us.
Thinking that Caesar was around
at the same time that Cleopatra was around,
my brain just doesn't connect that.
It's just so impossible to know that there were these two great people
that you see from history that not only were around
at the same time, but that we're interacting,
that we're talking, that we're planning things
and strategizing together.
The fact that there's so much documentation
and well-known people from like this pocket
of like Mediterranean, like Greek history.
So I know we're talking over the course of like,
we said like 300 years, the Ptolemies are here.
But like all the dots like connect and they're not hard to connect.
You basically have Plato, Socrates, Aristotle.
Those are like the three, the big three for, if someone's like, name a Greek philosopher.
Oh, Plato.
Like, it's going to be one of those guys.
Correct.
Then you have him teaching Alexander.
Alexander, the great, like, one of the most well-known conquerors in history.
You have him founding this city.
This city just so happens now to be the place where Caesar comes in.
I'm not sure.
Did he end up meeting Cleopatra in Giza or was it Alexandria?
I think it was Alexandria because it had something to do with being around the ports
because that's where their ships were were in port.
Okay.
So I guess they could have met in Giza and then...
So during this time frame too, depending of like...
So in other aspects of kind of the Mediterranean theater.
So while, you know, from Ptolemy the 3rd up to Ptolemy the 13th,
during that 300-year time, Italy has been developed into the Roman Empire as well as expanded.
So like the Roman Empire is in full swing?
And at this point, Caesar is he the emperor?
Is he just a high-ranking general?
I thought he was the emperor.
Would he have been at the time, though?
Would he have been foot on the, or feet on the ground?
He was an emperor.
He would have had a head.
Dubin in general, I think.
He was close to it then, if he wasn't at that point.
Well, then this could be something that launched him into being the emperor.
So he ends up meeting up with Cleopatra, and we got to do an entire one on her.
So I don't want to go on her, one on him.
Yeah, but I mean, the way that they describe her and the way that she was able to talk to people
and, like, attract people, I've seen some, like, accounts and statues that make her look gorgeous.
I've seen some that make her look not very gorgeous.
Really?
Yeah.
Back then, I don't know.
I mean, you're going to have the greatest beauty standards as far as, like, makeup and making sure your skin's cool.
But then, aren't you going to make sure all statues of you look amazing?
True, yeah, the vanity aspect of it.
I'm like, how many times have you taken a picture of your girlfriend?
And she'd be like, no, delete that one.
Like, I'm sorry, but I think that happens.
Like, nope, I don't like that one, delete it.
Like, she sees a statue.
She's like, nope, break it.
I don't like it.
Another one.
This took us six months.
I know.
So she was so,
well-educated and worldly.
She spoke Latin.
I'm willing to believe that she's hot
just because hotter people usually
have better influence. Correct.
Here's the other thing too, though.
She is 100% Greek.
Really?
She was 100
full-blood Greek.
The Ptolemies, they did apparently
like, during their royal line,
they were all just Greek rulers.
So gross.
So gross. So, like, when you look
at her, this is going to sound weird, but, you know,
The most famous Cleopatra movie, isn't it like Liz Taylor, plays Cleopatra?
That's probably closer and look to how Cleopatra actually looked than most people think Cleopatra look, having that more Persian-Egyptian type look.
She was more kind of Caucasian, but she was able to seduce Caesar.
There's a story the first time they meet, she comes out naked, like speak in Latin and just completely like charms him because
she's from Alexandria man
she's educated she knows all this
Caesar has probably never met a woman like this
especially one that's a ruler
I mean I know her brother
I know her brother and can
handle her stuff
I know her brother and her both kind of ruling
but like man like how rare
was a female ruler back then
yeah she was probably
maybe not one of the first but
the most famous
the most famous
yeah that's a good way
for her to meet him I'm sure he was pretty
pumped that he walked in at that time to meet her
and she's just butt-ass naked
So they end up leaking up and he allows her to then overthrow her brother because she has his military backing.
She has all the resources for him.
I don't know how they decided that this was going to be, but it could have been a little bit of her just being tired of her brother and having another dude come in and say, hey, I'll give you a position of power if we take over and we win this.
You're still going to be around.
You're still going to be good.
We just want to take him out
And the rest of your family's rule out
So you have the
Everybody
There's still a mish mash of
Cultural and a religious fighting
That's going on
Caesar is just adding to it at that point
Oh definitely because he's bringing in also he's bringing in the Christianity
So there's always that there's already that kind of like conflict in in Alexandria
So he actually writes in 48 BC
Which again reading these dates man
That's 50 years before you know they say Jesus died
in the same area.
Yeah, before he was born.
Yes, before he was...
Yeah, that's right.
So, wait, no, it's...
The BC is...
Wait, is the BC...
Zero is his birth date,
and then I think he died
when he was, like, 32.
Okay, that makes sense.
I, for some reason, may have thought
it was the date of his death
is when they did before, after...
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
That's weird that they say after Christ,
like he was doing shit, like, straight as a baby.
Like, he came out of the womb,
he was like, miracle time.
Making shit out of it.
Yeah, exactly.
So, yeah, her and Caesar end up looking up.
I could be completely wrong about that.
Give me two seconds.
Because it would make sense if it's after death the day that he died.
But I got to take a leak real quick.
Look it up.
All right.
We will be back.
All right.
Welcome back.
All right.
What do we have on the...
What do we have on Jesus watch?
Just more confusion, man.
I don't get this.
Popular Mechanics says...
And like I said,
Anything that starts well, actually, I kind of start to question because I just have popular mechanics.
Think popular mechanics is good?
You know what? You don't put a magazine in a dentist or a doctor's office since its inception unless it's quality.
Fair point.
Actually, there is no year zero.
The calendar goes straight from 1 BC to 1 AD, complicating the process of calculating years.
Most scholars believe Jesus was born between 6 and 4 BC before Christ,
and that he died between 30 and 36 AD or Onodomani, which is Latin for in the year of our Lord.
So, I don't know.
So it sounds like they don't even know.
Yeah, and then it says, there's another one that says,
the Christian calendar was created by an Eastern European monk named Dionysus exugus.
He invented the now commonly used Anodomini era,
which counts years based on the birth of Jesus.
He came up with this concept in the year 525 or 525 years after the birth of Christ.
Okay.
So kind of getting back to the whole Caesar tying into the destruction of the Library of Alexandria.
So how this basically occurs is he's hanging out in probably with Cleopatra.
He's hanging out in Alexandria.
And at this point, he's at war with Pompey.
Pompey?
Pompey.
So it's Neus, Pompeius, Magnus.
Oh, so he might have been the reason the city was named Pompey.
I think it was.
So he's at war with this guy, and it's considered the Caesar Civil War.
So he gets besieged by Pompey's Navy in Alexandria.
And so what he does is to try to escape, he has his men set fire to a ton of ships in the harbor.
Because I think I would imagine if they're set in fire to a bunch of ships
They're a bunch of Pompey's ships
Wasn't he trying to escape? He was trying to make a run for it
And so what he's basically trying to do is
Probably I'm guessing part of it was a distraction
But also you know ships are burning they can't chase you
Yeah
So what ends up happening and this is kind of how they figure that
Where the location of the library was
Is that you know
Fire systems were non-existent
No
And all the ships are fucking wood and resin
so you put into the torch and they just take off well
the two most flammable things at the time probably
and so that then if they're docked spreads to the docks
spreads to anything that's right next to the docks
buildings catch fire well guess what
you don't have a fire brigade fucking running out there
with buckets of water too quick
it ends up spreading they suspect
to the library of Alexandria and it burns
so that's the first suspected occurrence
or the first theory
they have about how the library was
destroyed.
Which there were mentions and this is, I only put a whole little bit of stock in this because
there are...
Do you think this one is like farther on the likely scale or less likely scale?
I would say less likely because there's accounts that there were annexes of books or scrolls,
whatever word you want to use.
There were annexes in the harbor that weren't the actual great library.
So there's obviously something did burn because it was written about.
So you think it occurred.
but it wasn't the actual library.
It was an extension of the library.
Correct.
There's a misconception.
It was another arm.
So it was technically the library,
but it wasn't the actual building of the library.
So what it was,
just to give you some more details,
it was actually Egyptian ships
that were docked in the Alexandria port.
They were blocking the feet
belonging to Ptolemy.
Okay.
So I don't know if Pompi and Tau like
Pompey had backed the brother,
and that's how the Civil War occurred.
But yeah, so he basically is like, all right,
do you watch Game of Thrones?
No.
Okay.
I had to skip that.
Okay.
There's a scene where this Navy's coming in.
They send out one ship,
and the ship is packed with what I guess would account to be like an explosive.
They detonate the ship and it blows all the other ships up.
I think that was kind of his idea,
was if we burn all this shit down,
there's nothing to chase me when I take my ship and hightail it back for...
Okay.
So, so that's one suspect.
cause of the destruction. What was the
next one? The emperor
theodosus that was there finally
does turn. Christianity
finally does take its hold.
They do end up winning.
They do take power into Alexandria.
And a lot of his belief
is that the library
was formerly
the old religion's way of understanding
things in the way that they did things.
so if you're taking over the old regime, you're not going to want anything around.
So allegedly they sent people into, there's certain writings where they were sent into buildings
to burn down scrolls, to basically dismantle any kind of learning that would have been associated in
religion with the pagans, and to start to turn things towards the Christian way of life,
which it's so tough to figure out what the downfall was because there are,
writings from different people that were there that were passed down and some of them mentioned a
library some of them didn't correct there's there's like contradicting reports of like you'll see
someone say something about like oh i visited this great library but it was after it had burned from
caesar they were like what exactly was going on well and the question is the people that did mention
it did mention something that was the library and the people that didn't did they not mention it
because it was such a common thing that they decided not to put it in there,
which either or that's just kind of up to interpretation.
This whole thing is up to interpretation because there's no best answer.
So the Theodosians, I'm not, I'm guessing there wasn't like a meeting beforehand
where they were like, hey, here's the deal, we're going to go through all the books
and any of the ones that discuss the religion and their teachings and everything like that
for paganism or make and dress, we'll just go ahead and destroy those.
but make sure you guys aren't destroying any of the scientific stuff.
Like the, I'm going to see it was just like, fucking burn it all.
There wasn't a lot of discretion that was going on.
No.
And I'm sure, like, if you're, you know, obsessed with Christianity like that,
you probably have some type of, it's almost a vendetta.
Like, you know, you're not viewing it as, like, information and, like,
cultural knowledge and everything like that.
You're viewing this as the work of pagans.
get rid of all of it.
It's too much of a risk if there's anything in there,
even the scientific stuff that could make people want to worship the pagan gods.
Just get rid of all of it.
And then you have the interpretation,
the bias of the interpretation too, to look at it.
And obviously the Christians have some sort of a light shed for what they did
with the Crusades and all that kind of stuff,
which isn't a positive one.
So it would almost be easy to blame the Christians.
just reading some of the things that had happened to say...
They don't have a good track record.
No, it's quite believable.
Exactly. They don't have, like you say, a good track record, too,
of keeping and preserving other cultures.
No, not at all.
So they're an easy person to turn the blame on,
which leads into the third one.
Kaleef Omar was headed the,
I wouldn't call it an Arab state,
but he was kind of their ruler,
and they had a stop in Alexandria, too,
where they had...
He was the ruler of what you would consider
the Islamic State at that point.
Yeah. Yeah, the Islamic State.
It's obviously
has different meanings now, but the
former Islamic State had their stay
in Alexandria as well.
And going by the Quran...
So they took over all of Egypt, right?
I believe so?
Yes, I think they took back Egypt. They did.
Okay. Yeah.
I'm sure, well, this won't be
the last stop that we take in Egypt.
There will be a lot of others.
But Khalif Omar laid out a decree,
allegedly that said
burn everything
because anything that agrees with
the Quran we don't need
anything that goes against the Quran
is worthless yeah so
supposedly what he had done
was he had all of his
people go and collect the scrolls
and then use them as Tinder
to heat his bathhouses
and there were
sayings that
it was enough fuel
to heat his bathhouses for six months
was how much papyrus that they'd used.
And it's papyrs. You ever take a piece of paper and water
and throw it on a fire? It's got to be a little bit better than paper is now, but not
much. So it was a shitload of scrolls that they had found.
Okay, so where's this one on your likely to unlikely? Where's that one on your meter?
I put that with the Christians, because obviously the Christians
are a religion that gets a bad name for things that Islamic State
gets very unlikely.
Oh, you think, okay.
So what do you think?
So, okay, so.
The first three.
Caesar, middle of the road?
Caesar was probably like a four, I would say, just because he definitely did burn some shit down.
I don't think it was the great library, but it was probably a part of their stockpile, you could say.
So like a one or two, both on the Christianity and then the state of Islam?
I just feel like there's so much, when you look at religions, there's so many people.
that want to bash other religions for doing horrible things,
that it's hard to weed that out.
Ultimately, in the last thing that we're going to come to,
is the fact that you run into so much disrepair and underfunding
because this isn't just a place of learning anymore.
This has become a place that's war-torn, it's beaten down.
You're going to have to push more of your financials
towards defense and fighting than you are to trying to grow
your intellectual side.
Yeah, that's the thing. And the other thing too about the library, I think a lot, you know,
like we were saying back at the very beginning, when the library was first established,
it was funded by Ptolemy, it was funded by the crown, the pharaoh.
If you get to somebody that's not providing that money anymore, like you're saying,
underfunding and misrepair, if you get a ruler who at this point now is going to be,
I think it was Persia that took it over, it was whatever the head of the Islamic State was
at the time, took over Egypt,
regardless if they destroyed that or not,
they probably weren't interested in furthering that
version of research or that version of like.
So I think for me,
the Caesar one is maybe like a five,
because I do believe what it was is kind of probably
misconstrued in certain annexes
of the library were destroyed.
The one, the caliphate coming in
and burning it down, the state of Islam
doing that,
I want to say that one's also on like, I want to say that one's at two for me.
Because I read something about, they were talking about all other instances in which the
Islamic State has come into a country and gone ahead and taken over.
And there's very, very few instances in which they came over and immediately got rid of
the information and culture.
They were really good about wanting to preserve that kind of stuff.
Not so much to go ahead, maybe even further it or allow it to go ahead and continue growing
because I think they just understood that it was information
and that maybe it was important to keep that stuff
to keep the population under control
to let them have that.
I think the one the theodians for me
is that one's probably equal to funding and disrepair.
So I could see knowing what ancient Christianity's track record is,
especially knowing what they did to anybody
who thought differently than them,
I could see that being something.
I'm not saying that it was on the orders of whoever was,
you know, not theodosius,
but whoever was in Rome, it was on their orders.
But there's probably a pretty good way to ingratiate yourself
if you're theodosius to say,
hey, remember all that stuff that was down here?
Yeah, I got rid of it.
That's how into Christianity I am.
I did that.
I still go ahead.
We've seen over the years, too,
that with Christianity,
If it's, you have an answer and I have an answer, that's not going to stand.
No.
If you have an answer, it's wrong.
My answer is the right one.
You need to change your answer and get rid of whatever you thought.
Correct.
You have the other answer and then we're cool.
But if you want to keep your answer, then we're going to have to get rid of you.
It's great that you have your answer, but your answer's wrong and we're going to get rid of it.
So, yeah, okay.
You've talked me into throwing that one a little bit higher up on that.
I do think if it was the underfunding and disrepair.
And here's the thing that kind of gets overlooked.
this is literally a building
full of highly flammable paper
everything is made of wood and there is no
fire system to even remotely speak of
and something catches on fire here
it's literally trapped within a giant stone enclosure
it's an oven
you're not going to be able to get in to fight the fire
that the whole disrepair underfunding
all it would take it could have very
it could have you know just as likely
been someone carrying a freaking oil lantern
tripping, it goes
at their hand, the oil spills all over something
and it catches a stack
of stuff on fire and all of a sudden, it's late
at night, there's no one there, the thing burns up.
Well, we see things fall,
abandoned buildings that fall into disrepair
because of no funding now.
And just the way that they're abandoned,
they end up falling on their own.
Add in different wars
that are being fought at this time, it's taking
collateral damage everywhere.
Well, even just looking at it from perspective of
if you were to look at cases of like house fires or building fires,
what's the cases of arson to just accidents?
Perchance.
Yeah, something happened wrong inside the building.
So that, the accident, you know, it's cool to talk about the other ones.
The other ones have a lot of pizzazz to them.
They do.
It's boring to just say, you know, it makes it feel like more of a shame.
If you're like, man, these people came in and destroyed this,
just because they didn't want the information being out there.
there's more
I don't know
it's more dramatic
it's more romantic
I guess to think of it
that way
they're just saying like
yeah someone was drunk
at night
and they dropped their oil lantern
and they burned it all down
and that's why we
don't have hovercraft
at this point
we had other priorities
had we known at the time
that it would have led to something
he's the guy that left the tape
on the door
okay yeah
he's the guy that left the tape
on the door on Watergate
you want to
you want to wax poetic
about what happened
but I do think
it was the last choice of just not having the time and the ability to put in the effort to upkeep it
and to make sure that all these things are preserved.
I'm sure they tried.
I'm sure there were people that did go in and raid and steal to try to keep these things to get them out into the public
and so that they would live on.
If you're trying to save your life, you're probably not in there trying to save the great literature or literary works.
of yesteryear
and then I mean the likelihood
of any of this being recreated
the the Talmake line
ends with Cleopatra
because at some point during their civil war
her brother does die
and she ends up
after Caesar ends up
getting knifed in Rome
she ends up hooking up with his like
best friend Mark Antony right
I didn't know a whole lot about that
can you can you give me a little bit on
more we're going to have to get more
into that later because I didn't do any research on him.
I just know that that's how it works.
So after Caesar, Mark Antony
ends up going to Egypt
and they
I assume they would fall in love
because he ends up dying
and then she ends up killing herself
because he dies and she does
the most famous
cause of her death that people want to
believe in and she takes the ass
the snake and she would sit by her on the chest
and then she ends up dying.
You get a little bit of Romeo and Juliet.
Correct, exactly.
And I'm sure that that was a huge influence on that story.
So that's how the Talmecline line after 300 years ends up coming to an end.
Well, and they still, she had Cleopatra, Celine the 2nd, Cesareon, Alexander Helios,
and another Ptolemy, Philadelphia.
So the line did continue.
It just sounds like it wasn't in the panell.
The dynasty, sorry.
Maybe the dynasty, the ruling
the Ptolemy's ruling
Egypt I guess is probably the best way to
That sounds
To go ahead and say that
So
All right, what do you?
Do you have anything for
Follow-up points?
Not a lot, just
The things that we see
When we go through these different things
And to know the different aspects
Of life that we still
There's still connections
Even in name
For all these different things
Like the fact that there's
an Alexandria. I don't know if it has anything
to do with it, but we have an Alexandria in Egypt.
There's an Alexandria in Virginia.
It's a common city name here in this country.
I think we do take our stuff from other cities.
I mean, you look at it's New York.
There's York.
It's New England. There's England.
We named a lot of places after places that came.
There's a, you know, there's a...
Philadelphia has to be a Greek word because of people like Philadelphia is.
I think so.
I think there's a lot of, you know,
Oh, a couple things that I thought were cool while looking at this and then kind of got me thinking,
so how much of a flex is it to name a city after yourself and have that still be in existence?
Like how many cities named after some guy were destroyed and taken over,
but like how much of a just badass in history you had to be that, you know, when Talomede didn't come in he's like,
nope, nope, nope, this is Ptolemyville now.
Tolomia?
Yeah, this is Ptolemya now.
No, no, it was still Alexandria. It's still Alexandria.
Well, you're an extra bad dude if you do it in a country that you weren't even from.
Yeah, exactly. And then you look at other things like, so you start the city and it's under your name.
Then you look at other situations when you have like Leningrad and Stalingrad that were previous cities before.
But then you come in and you're just like, mm-mm, the city's mine. The city's named after me now.
Or Lenin had a good run here. Now it's my time.
Correct. Or the country is so in love with you. They're like, let's name that.
Like we have that here.
People don't, we have Washington, D.C.
We have the state of Washington.
We don't have the state of Franklin.
We don't have, you know, we have cities named Franklin.
He gets lower billing.
He's not.
Correct.
But I mean, yeah, we have a state named after the first guy to be the president.
So it's just, I don't know, just seems like a huge flux to me.
And then the last thing is, so this whole seven wonders of the ancient world thing,
apparently there was a big
like flex for tourism
to do that like
you would go on vacation and your big vacation
would be I'm going to see the seven wonders of the ancient world
and your vacation would be to go see all seven of them
around the Mediterranean.
This is like ancient backpacking.
It is but I mean think of how
first of all like
how wealthy you would have to be to do that.
Very.
You'd have to have your own ships, your own protection.
You'd have to have a little fella to carry around all your
gold or whatever your currency is.
Think of the time.
You would have to be away for a year?
Oh, it would have to be more than that because you're...
If you look at the map, everything is pretty centered around the Mediterranean.
You have Giza, which is a little bit inland on the Nile, which you could take the Nile
to see the pyramids.
Alexandria, you can knock out two of them there with the lighthouse and the library.
Both right there have a port to the Mediterranean.
You have the Colossus of Rhodes, which was on a Mediterranean city of Rhodes.
That's where you were going into the harbor.
I think the statue of Zeus, I'm not sure where that one was, but I know one of them was in Athens.
Statue of Zeus looks like it's down.
It's at Olympia.
So it's down further.
And then Athens, was Athens coastal or was Athens inland little?
That's a good question.
But all of those, regardless, all of those are pretty close.
close, you know, to the Mediterranean, to approach my sea.
Babylon would have been your hardest one to hit.
Babylon is way, it's on a river, so you could take the river.
But that one looks like it's quite a ways inland.
And that one is...
Babylon is where Baghdad is now.
Okay.
So that's east of the Mediterranean, quite a ways inland.
It's between the Tigris and the Euphrates, so it's way away.
Okay.
It's on the other side of Jerusalem.
It's, that one would be the one that would be hard to hit.
Yeah.
And you're hoping that just everything goes right when you're sailing and you're traveling.
You don't get raided by bandits.
I'm just trying to think how big of a flex that is to be like, oh yeah, I've seen all those.
I've seen all seven of them.
It's a shitload more impressive now.
Yeah, now that you think about it.
Now that you have planes and all this different access, there's no chance in hell that anybody would be able to do that the way that they did it back then now.
Because you're going to China to go over and see the great wall.
You're that far away?
No, no, no, I just mean...
Oh, you mean like to see the new seven-wise?
Yeah.
Oh, impossible.
This was only possible because it was within the same theater.
It was in that world.
It was in that Mediterranean...
The discovery.
I like, you know, I like doing stuff like this that I don't know a ton about
because when there's this much, you know, in it...
And I know not a ton of this stuff is just like grab you by the ball's exciting.
But when you look at it as a whole of what...
you know, what happened here, you know, how many advances in medicine, astronomy, do we owe back to this?
Like, it'd be so cool to kind of trace back inventions or knowledge and be like, all of this, like, spiderwebbed out of all this, you know, all these conversations and all this stuff that was happening in Alexandria.
The library is a stoned rabbit hole.
Oh, yeah.
It's, you start somewhere, you see something on the history channel late at night, you get your relaxation medicine in you.
And then four hours, you're still up doing research and looking into different things and hitting Wikipedia's and watching videos.
Imagine if you, and they didn't allow the public in here.
So you obviously had to have authorization because it was within the royal area.
The annexes, they allow more public people in, but the main source.
Just think of being able to, like, be in your room and be like, you know what?
I'm going to get a little bit stoned.
And you just walk out and you just sit back and relax.
And there's a group of guys having a debate.
Some of the smartest people in the world.
and you just get to sit back and listen to it.
And they're arguing about, you know, what happens after life, you know, theoretical physics, all this stuff, you know, are there additional planets?
You have one guy sitting here being like, no, man, I'm actually sure of it, like the Earth, we all rotate around the sun.
And you have, like, guys that you can't fathom what that is to be like, no.
How do you know that another guy barges in?
Guys, I know how big around the planet is.
good for you bro how did you figure that out
you have to listen to him explain it and say oh maybe maybe he had it
just makes your head hurt
yeah and we ponder stuff now
unfortunately somehow in this day and age we're still having the debate on a flat
earth these fellas had it figured out back then they
they understood and this was before like you said this was before circumventing
the earth this was before traveling all the way around and knowing
what you're doing to be able to see the earth is round we didn't have
I do wonder if there was some guy that was manning the lighthouse
And he's like I don't think all these people have this straight
This everything around here seems pretty flat
I think the world's flat
And then they go up and look from a 400 foot high vantage point
And they see the curvature like holy shit
Okay
Can you see that from 400 feet?
I would assume so
If you look out if like you're standing on a beach
And you look out at the ocean
You can see a little bit of the curvature
And you can only see a few miles
out. I think the way
it would be discovered would be
if you're looking out and there's
a big enough
actually this would probably be the easiest thing.
If you had a boat that was sitting out there
and you were on the ground and you couldn't
see the boat and then you got up the 400 feet
and then you could see the boat and that boat never moved
because you got a little bit of a
know it's always just if you're on the ground it's over the curve
just a little bit but as you get up that 400 you can see
you'd have to sit there and be like
go back down
the boat's not there anymore
go back up the top and look in the boats there
how many times do you think you'd be confused
like what this motherfucker just keeps moving
back and forth like why is he moving back and forth
in the same spot and then finally somebody comes up
and one of these philosophers
is sitting out there looking at it and
it's like what are you doing he's like I keep going up and down
because the this boat keeps disappearing
he's like what do you mean it's right there he's like no go down to
the ground philosopher goes down there
he's like yeah there's no boat he's like
go back up to the top boat's back he's like
hold on a second
It's like maybe I can't see it because it's a ball.
There's a curvature.
Yeah. Well, that's one of the experiments that people push back on today is a guy had set a light on the raft and then sent the raft out there.
And eventually when he realized that he couldn't see the light on top of the raft, he knew that it had dipped down past the curvature.
And that was one way to prove it was because if it was completely flat, you would be able to see the light.
As far as until you can no longer see the light penetrate the wrist.
which is much farther than it would be for the curve.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I just,
the thing that I like,
that my mind always goes to on this kind of like we're talking about is just
what could have been.
And I think that's the,
I romanticize about it and think like all this potential,
this place that could have been,
you know,
a linchpin or a turning point for the world was probably lost because it just fell
into disrepair and someone's certified.
And this could be the one place that we've had this,
conversation multiple times offside the podcast that drop yourself in a society naked 200 years
in the past and how would you prove that you're from the future without them thinking you're a witch
or killing you and not being able to predict that the Bulls winning the championship or anything?
I think this is the one place in the world where if you were dropped, just butt-ass naked,
this would be the one place where you could prove something to them where they'd be like, oh, okay,
no, you really are from the future.
I don't know if I could prove it, but if you were going to be able to, but if you were
going to tell a group of people that there existed the possibility of time travel, these are the
people that would be least likely to chop your head off. These people will be like, interesting.
So tell me how you, tell me how that works.
Well, just to be able to explain anything to them, we have a cursory knowledge. You're a jack of all
trades, master of none. There's certain things that you could show them, I think, at that point,
that they would understand whether it be through metallurgy, something like that, to be able to make
something stronger. These people would be open mentally enough to listen to what you have to say
instead of just thinking that it was a magic track. You could, you know, it's easy to explain what's
terminal velocity. You could take two objects of different sizes, ask them which one you think is going
to fall first drop them both. They both drop at the same time. They can only travel so fast.
You know, you'd be able, the other thing too is like, I feel like if I was dropped into most ancient
times when, you know, there was a civilization, you'd think you're going to be able to, you're
going to be the smartest guy in the room. You'd get dropped it. It'd be like idiocracy.
Yeah. You'd wake up and even though if you were of average intelligence, you would still be
brighter by a landslide. This place, you get dropped into the library and you go talk to somebody
and try to explain. Half the time, they're going to be smarter than you. And they're going to be
like, well, you know, I don't think that's possible because of A, B, and C, or they're going to go
ahead and be talking over your head and you're going to be like, well, shit, I didn't see this
coming. Certain situations where they're talking about something that you know isn't true,
but it's not something that you can explain to them
because you're not smart enough why it's not true.
You can't just be like, hey, just trust me on this one.
I get where you're going,
and we thought about this for a lot of years this way.
It's completely different.
I can't tell you how it's different.
Just trust me, think about it a different way,
and maybe you'll come up with the right one.
All right, man.
I think we've pretty much covered everything on this.
But this is going to open us up to, you know,
later down the road in the podcast,
getting back to
I'm counting three characters right now
that we're going to go ahead and revisit
maybe even four
we're going to go and cover Alexander the Great
Caesar, Cleopatra
there's probably someone else's part of this story
that will be mentioning probably like
Socrates and Aristotle at different
points so
Islam, Christianity
back in that day
it just opens the door so much
and you got to look at everything south
south past Egypt
there were so many different tribes
and different things that happened in Africa
another cradle of civilization that happened down there that sprung up that we'll get into.
It's each one of these old topics that we open up and that we look into,
it's just a plethora of other ideas to go into.
Yeah.
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