Historically High - The Titanic
Episode Date: June 22, 2022You know the story of the Titanic....or do you? No Leo and Kate weren't there getting busy in the back of a car and no Billy Zane didn't sneak onto a lifeboat. The real story of the lives lost that ni...ght are due to a more simple explanation. Greed and Arrogance. Join us as we discuss what went wrong, how the ship itself may not have even been the real Titanic, and why Rose is a bitch. Support the show Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Yeah.
That's pretty good.
Like, that's too, yeah.
Well, I say that podcasts, the average lifespan for podcasts is like seven episodes.
So we've already beat that down.
Every episode we put out at this point is a gift.
Yeah.
Yeah, not only for us as friends, but for all these people you get to listen to us.
Okay.
I have a question.
Huh.
I don't have a ton of chicken sandwich experience.
Like, I'm not like, I like a chicken sandwich, but I don't eat like fast food.
chicken sandwiches very much. So I'm familiar with Chick-fil-A because if I'm going to do it,
I'm going to do it right. Yeah. I'll try the top tier ones. Like I'll go do a Popeyes or whatever.
So I got one for McDonald's. Is the standard for a chicken sandwich, just regular chicken
sandwich, to not put like any condiment on it? Is it just the breading, like a couple pickles
and then nothing? Or do some place, do you, are you supposed to put like at least some mayonnaise
on it? It's like a southern thing, which obviously fried.
chicken coming from the south and slavery and all that kind of stuff it was literally just a piece of
fried chicken slapped on two pieces of bread and then you can do like pickles on that but it does macdonald
still even have like a mcchicken or is it just their chicken sandwich it's like chicken sandwich i don't think
they call it mcchicken more it's like the mcchicken was like the compressed patty i don't
yeah and it was really rough this is an actual like chicken sandwich that could like like to can be
a chick player yeah i think it does that's not terrible i've had one or two but they also bone you
because it's like you get the regular one for $4 that just comes with two pickles on it
or you can get the smokehouse or whatever that comes with cheese on it
or you can get the deluxe that's like $8 that has a piece of lettuce.
I just didn't know what the protocol was because the sandwich I took a bite and I was like
this thing is fucking dry.
I looked on it.
It's like there's literally no sauce.
No.
You need something like a honey mustard to dip or something.
After I bit into it, I thought it had to pull it out and spit on it like a whore.
and try to lube it up.
You had to self-loom your chicken sandwich.
Just spit on each bite more.
Oh.
I like that idea.
I mean, you're a trooper.
You made it out there.
I feel like every time we do this now,
you're going to come in with a setup on me now,
and I just don't know when it's coming.
No, the setup was actually that.
I was going to say, hey, I know my chicken sandwich was dry,
but you know what wasn't dry.
Our topic today.
I saw it come a mile away.
It doesn't get wetter than this.
That's either...
You want me to do background music while you first start to, like, lead into what it is.
I just want to know, did you copy, like, a porno tagline with that?
It doesn't get wetter than this?
No.
I just assume it because it's underwater right now.
Maybe I should have watched the movie.
The girlfriend said to watch the movie, and she wanted to.
I didn't...
Okay.
I just can't bring myself to it.
Well, see, I got distracted.
I actually watched the movie.
I tried to take this.
in all forms of media,
both sensationalized
or documentaries.
And all I took away from watching the movie
is that the dude,
Bill Paxton,
he's like,
he's like the Jacques Cousteau guy.
He's the one that's like diving on the wreck of the Titanic.
Okay.
And he's been spending his time.
His time and I'm assuming like investor money
and everything doing this.
So they go down and they're searching for something.
they think they find it in a safe
and it ends up not being there.
They're looking for a diamond.
Yeah.
And then they find a picture in the safe
and the picture is her with their boobs out.
We're in the diamond.
They see the dates the same day it sunk.
So they're showing like it's a,
because I guess it's a big dive or something like that,
like news outlets are covering the footage of it.
And so the old woman who was on the Titanic
when she was like 18 or 19
she was the naked one wearing the diamond
contact this guy
flies her out
and then she's like
instead of just telling you about the diamond
I'm going to sit here and tell you what happened
80 years ago
is that that's really how the movie starts
yes oh my god it doesn't go straight into the movie
it like has to set it up
so then it like takes her back
okay long story short
she has the diamond the entire time
she even has it as an old one
So how did he find it in the safe?
He didn't find it.
He found the picture of her with it?
Yes, and he was still trying to find out, hey, you were wearing it, obviously, the night
at sank.
Did you leave it in another room or someplace else that he could search in the wreck?
So at the end of the movie, you find out this old bitch is carrying this thing with her the
whole time.
She goes to the back of this dude's ship, like a research ship, and she stands on the back rail,
which is a callback to something she did earlier in the movie when she was younger.
And she fucking drops this thing in the water.
And I think she does it in front of him.
I think, like, he runs out and he's like, oh, my God.
And she's holding it.
And then...
He should have just kicked her in.
He should have just kicked her all the rail.
Go get it, for how much this thing was worth, yeah.
And I know the water is freezing-ass cold, but, like, at what point do you make the decision and try to, like, dive?
If you follow that thing in and try to get it in, then they call, can you survive there for a couple minutes while they get you back in?
She did it once.
No, she didn't have to survive in the water.
She just went straight from ship to door?
No, she got into the water, but like she didn't have the...
She only survived because of the exposure.
I'm trying to think.
This is such a bad movie.
I know.
Leona Haprio gets her up on the door.
They were in the water.
And then she gets up there, she's wearing a life jacket.
So she gets the door and the life jacket.
Keep in mind this.
He doesn't even have a life jacket.
Gets her up on.
on the door, and then, like, they try one time to get him on the door, and it kind of goes down.
But, like, you see how much door comes up in the back, and there would be enough if both
them spread out.
So, is the Bill Paxton character, like, the actual guy that found the wreck in 1985?
No, he's just like a...
It's after 1985.
It's probably James Cameron trying to be himself.
Oh, okay.
Bill Paxton playing James Cameron in the movie.
I'm the dude that's playing the dude.
Exactly.
Anyway, the actual Titanic.
pretty much everyone
assuming is familiar with
kind of the nuts and bold story
or I guess the
Cliff Notes version of
it hit an iceberg
it sank a bunch of people died
the only had
enough light boats for half
I didn't realize that we were
good enough to like
chart courses for different trips
and like new latitude and longitude back then
but somehow
they couldn't find the wreck until
1985
the Titanic was underwater
all that time since 1912.
They didn't find the wreckage until
1985.
Okay, but how much that was determined by the...
It's like two miles underwater.
We had submarines.
But you couldn't...
You could never confirm it as that.
It could have been...
There are a lot of shipwrecks that are underwater,
but you have to know, like, the general area that it sucked in.
You do, but if you're really thinking that that's using a...
Like, a shipping lane, probably.
Because, like, they stayed a shipping lane
because that's how they radio ahead and tell them
icebergs in the water, we passed him at this
point, so they kind of stay within
the same shipping lane. With that,
that was probably
used at some point, like in World War
1, in World War II,
all that shit gets sunk, and plus
like a submarine, I'm talking about a military
submarine, because they're not looking for wrecks on the bottom.
I would assume just literally anything.
Like, the fact that we had
divers back then that wore like those big metal
helmets and got fed oxygen
and stuff, how do you not know
where it is. Here's the other thing too. Before the Titanic was actually found and it started
building up steam and getting famous and everything in 85, who was actually looking for it?
A lot of people. There actually were a lot of people looking more, or was it one of those things
where there were just a few universities like providing grant research grants and stuff?
There have been a lot of different like theories and plans. And one of the first ones was this
dude, I read he was from Denver and they posted it.
it in the newspaper.
His idea was to take a submarine
and take big electromagnets
and find it underneath
the water, drop the electromagnets down,
connect him to the side of the hole and everything,
and then start winching it up from the submarine
and drag it a little further
and then pick it up, drag it a little further
and a little further and a little further,
which seemed like it would have been smart
except for two things. He didn't own a submarine
and we didn't have that great of technology.
Hold on. What?
That makes no, why would you keep lifting it and moving a little further?
Because as you lift it up out of the water and it gets shallower and shallower, it gets heavier and heavier.
This thing was under two miles.
Like, where did they think they were going to bring it up at?
You've seen the ping pong ball idea, right?
Okay.
I have no idea.
I'm just trying to make it.
You didn't look and see how all these people have been trying to bring it up?
No, man.
Oh, God.
That, for me to even count these ideas,
has to be something like plausible.
Okay.
They were going to fill it full of ping pong balls.
Ping pong balls are buoyant and it would lift itself up.
It's not like it has a big fucking hole in the side of it.
These are not practical ideas.
Did you just study non-practical shit like any and all ideas?
What's a practical idea to raise a ship?
I don't even know if that was a practical idea to even raise it because they had to go down,
determine what condition was in.
It's not in like, it's a decent condition for how far it fell.
Two pieces.
Yeah, but like it's a practical idea.
not in like the back half of the first piece is like collapsed down because it had no structural
and the front of it's kind of collapsed down so even if you tried to lift it the decay first of all
underwater and then also just not being on to lift it from a structurally like probably um strong
point the thing would never I don't think the thing could ever be brought up well supposedly
it's kind of be gone by 2030 that's probably not surprising there's a it's some kind of a like
microorganism that's eating away at the steel at the bottom of the ocean, which is pretty sweet
to think that nature is trying to heal itself from some big gigantic ship.
We'll think how much shit's down there that's made of steel.
True.
So, like, that's, yeah.
Which also one of the, I don't know if you would call it reasons that the Titanic probably failed.
Because there's an organism in the sea that eats steel?
No, because this was like right at the turn when they stopped making shit.
ships out of iron and started making them out of steel.
So something that has a little bit more, it's just like a more condensed, a finer, I know the
words.
I just.
Okay, so iron's not stronger than steel, though.
The reason they were switched is because steel is made from two different alloys.
You add carbon into iron in order to make it stronger.
And it is stronger.
So there would be, but that's the thing, is if you're trying to get it, like if the ship was
still made of iron beforehand, would it have survived?
I think if it had been welded instead of riveted like they did it
Okay
It would have survived because it would have been more waterproof
And steel is going to be a little bit more flexible
So it would have taken a beating
But all the rivets that they used were like
Three quarters iron and they used like a quarter of the rivets were steel
Because they had a big machine to do steel rivets
But it wasn't like
You couldn't move it well enough around like curvatures
Okay
So they use iron wristwerects.
rivets in steel, which
iron is going to be a lot more brittle, so
I imagine when it hit an iceberg, it would
probably pop those iron rivets real quick.
Yeah.
Well, and the other thing, too, is that
when, you know,
I'm trying to think, like, what
determined if they were going to
weld it or just, was it a cost thing,
I wonder?
Because that's what
they used to do is they used to weld
iron. Was that it? I,
I don't know, man.
I don't know enough about shit building for this.
I know what happened to this one.
Welding iron makes it a lot more brittle.
And if you're going to weld something and then put it in freezing cold water,
it's probably not going to be great on the welds.
But if you're riveting something together,
there's no like solid amalgamation between the steel.
So there's always going to be,
unless you get it super duper tight,
there's always going to be a chance that it's going to leak.
I don't have enough knowledge of metallurgy
to counter anything of what you're saying right?
So I just have to say, okay.
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm a little bit of a metal file.
Okay, so the Titanic, there's a lot of reasons why it was, you know, why it sunk and everything like that.
It's not just the iceberg because most ships can hit an iceberg and survive.
It's a whole bunch of different things between the manner it hit it, how the systems were designed inside the ship for like the water type bulkheads.
everything like that. There's also
what we're going to cover is some
theories about maybe the ship
itself having already been
damaged structurally.
Yeah, this is our conspiracy episode.
Yeah, and wasn't even the Titanic
itself, but it's
almost exact
replica sister ship the Olympic,
which we'll get into
kind of something they've said about the differences
between the two ships, but how feasible
it actually would have been at that time to make
a switch on the ships. And why it
be possible that it happened.
So the Titanic,
basically the white star
line that owned the Titanic,
I know that the reason that they
built the Titanic and then
the Britannic, or no, the Titanic
the Olympic, and then coming was
the Britannic, which was supposed
to be like the best one of them all, right?
It was supposed to be
their, like, you build the first
two, you figure it out, and they figured
some things out from building the Olympic to go and
the Titanic like hey because they were building
it at the same time the Olympic and the Titanic were being
built one was a little bit behind
the other so it would have been the Titanic a little bit
the Olympic I believe was
started three years before the
Titanic because it took them a while
to get them built okay
and at this point
I think it's transatlantic
travel and everything was getting
to be a little bit more common
and there were companies that could
actually do it faster
the big thing with the white star line is they were going to make
sure that they did it in the most grand way and essentially comfortable and like luxurious way.
There were transport ships before obviously from, I mean, going all the way back to the Mayflower
that brought people back and forth, but they wanted to do it a faster because obviously
a faster turnaround, you're going to have a lot of people that want to do that because you don't want to
spent two weeks out on the ocean
and a ship. Well, not only that from
a passenger standpoint, but from being able to
go ahead and get somebody instead of in 14
days doing, I don't know if it takes 14 days,
I'm just saying completely. If
like it was either two weeks or 10
days, that's more trips that you can do
overall within a year and get more money out of your ship
for tickets. I want
to say, they said
the Mayflower
took around like four weeks
and then kind of
mid-1850s it was about
two weeks. By the time
the Titanic rolled around... Wait, the Mayflower was how long?
About four weeks.
So, a month at sea
at least. Okay. That you were going to be
out there. And what was the one after that, you said?
It was around the 1850s. I don't remember
what the ship was called, but they clocked it at about two weeks. So they cut the time
in half, which... Okay, gotcha. Okay. That's pretty good.
And
they had had it cut down. The Titanic's route
was supposed to take, I believe it was 137 hours, so about
five days.
to get all the way across,
which a five-day trip across the ocean,
I don't know what it is now,
but that's pretty quick, I would think.
If you're going on business, I would assume, yeah,
but most, you know, cruises are probably trying to take their time
for passengers.
Well, we move from the necessity to travel places to the relaxation.
It's pretty good for fun.
Yeah.
So Titanic was ordered September 17, 1908.
weighed over 46,000 tons.
It was 882 feet and 175 feet tall.
It had a 26 mile per hour cruising speed, or is that max speed?
That's the max.
It was supposed to go around 24 miles an hour cruising speed,
which also could have played a factor in what we're going to get into with the crash.
So, I'm going to keep going back to this movie just for reference.
I don't know.
You have no idea what I'm talking about because they haven't seen it.
It shows when they get it out on the open ocean, the captain's like, let's go ahead and stretch its legs.
And it shows them changing the engine speed.
But then it also gives you like the thing that you didn't think about at the time with, sorry.
The thing you wouldn't think about at the time was, oh, how are they getting that to go faster?
And how are they getting the ship to move?
It's not just, at this point, it wasn't gas or any fuel.
It was a steam powered.
It was the coal furnaces.
So it shows down in the engine room
And you have these huge
Like pistons
And you see the crankshafts moving
And there's people walking between them
In the engine room
To like make sure that it's all still working
Because this is really the first time
That they were cranking around for sea trials
Yeah they didn't
It was the first actual voyage
With a ton of passengers
And it all weighted down and everything
Well and their test on this
It was only like 12 hours in the water
Which that doesn't seem like a whole lot
If you're going five days across the ocean
Maybe test it out for the amount
of time it's going to be out there? No kidding. Yeah, on one voyage. Like, make sure it can last
at least one voyage. Yeah, maybe sail it across once and sail it back. Be like, yeah, I think we're good.
Well, then what it shows is it shows you how the pistons are being driven by the steam. And it shows
this, the engine, not the engine room, the, like, coal fire room. And it's just coal furnaces on
each side. People running in between people with wheel barrels full of coal and dumping them in front
of these furnaces and then guys just taking shovels and loading them into like alternating slats
how do you how is that a fucking job you would do anything back then i know you would but like
you are literally sitting there like how long was your shift to shovel coal like a eight hour shift
probably okay and then you go sleep in the very bottom of the fucking boat somewhere you don't go to
first class no so you're going to just try to maybe eat something in sleep but you're breathing in the
fucking coal fumes and all this shit the entire time.
Yeah.
Was it like, like how many, hey, how long has Bob been working?
Oh man, Bob's been here forever.
He's been here for four years.
Like what I mean?
Like, yeah, most people like die after a year and a half.
Well, that, I think maybe one thing that helped him out was the fact that it was only
supposed to be a five-day voyage.
So hopefully you had like the weekend off to recuperate.
Fuck that.
Also, you have to think, are those saying,
guys that are doing the shoveling, the guys that are loading it up to go back with coal?
Because not only loading the provisions and everything for all the people, but you have to load
fuel.
Yeah, you do, but I'm assuming that like if that thing's in port, especially after it's at least
first initial voyage, it's there for a week or two to resupply and plant its next leg or
whatever it has to do.
Unfortunately, we didn't figure out when it was going back because it never made it.
Unnecessary.
How many of those people that died, though,
were the people that worked on the ship.
Fuck, I, damn it, I should look that up what the difference is.
Would have been between staff of this ship
because those guys down there, either work in the engine room,
working housekeeping, waiters, wait staff.
I probably already said the guys in the coal fire room.
It just, okay, so we had 2,229 passengers and crew,
325 first class, 285.
second class,
706 third class passengers,
913 crew,
713 survived.
That's not 713 of that 913 crew.
That's the total amount of passengers
that survived, right?
220 is what they think
survived out of the crew.
So not great.
What, that's less than 33%.
So if they're saying 212, that basically means
that at least 500 for regular people.
survive, which I'm guessing out of those first class passengers, I think a healthy amount of
those would have been in that.
I would guess.
Definitely second class, a couple of smattering.
Third class, you're probably getting, yeah.
Well, and you're at the bottom of the boat.
So I would think that you were probably the first one to be like, oh shit, we hit an iceberg,
but you're the last people to be able to get out.
Well, the other thing, too, yeah.
Once people started trying to get up to the deck, there was going to be too much overcrowding
on the deck while they were also trying to get the.
what lifeboats?
They had 20?
Did they really only have 20 lifeboats?
They had 20 lifeboats.
They had like four that were like submersibles that they could get off.
But that's...
You mean like collapseable ones that they could put together?
Like legitimate.
Like oh, these are in a pinch.
Yeah.
Like if the 20 we gave you.
So that as far as the...
Okay, so 1,178 people could get into those lifeboats at full capacity.
But that was one of the biggest gripes is that they would literally get like, how many people could get in each lifeboat?
I want to say, we could probably do the math on that, but it was like 40 or 50.
They were pretty big lifeboats.
They were decently sized.
But most of, that's why it's such a disparity.
So it was a large capacity, something in that route or wheelhouse.
But they were like letting them go with only like 20 people.
Because people were either afraid of them overcrowding or like people were wanting, like, some people have.
had their bags
like using like sitting room.
But not to mention
you had people
that
the, who was it, Thomas Andrews, the guy that
designed it that was on the Titanic
said that it was unsinkable.
So I'm sure you have a lot of people that are just like
well the guy said the boat's unsinkable.
So even though we hit this iceberg
if this boat's unsinkable
I'm not going to take my chance on a lifeboat
in 28 degree water.
Yeah, cool that a normal person would think that.
But how does like a maritime agency think that?
They know that there's no such thing as a fucking unsinkable ship.
Well, if it's made a metal and you put enough holes in it, it fucking sinks.
So the whole idea behind the way that they thought the Titanic was unsinkable was they had these basically like big square rooms at the front that they said were sealed off to the point to where if you did have a collision with something in the front.
They're like water type bulkheads or something.
And as the ship gets ripped open and those get full, there are doors that you can close behind them that were supposed to be watertight.
It's flooding. It's like compartmentalized. So it only is going to flood what has a hole in it. It can't flood the next compartment.
What they didn't think of though was the fact that this was 1912 and nobody had developed anything that was like a seal that would go around it.
So it's just literally a steel door that you lock against another piece of steel. So for the most part they were pretty watertight.
but it can only be so watertight
to the point to where it's going to continue
to flood the other...
This is why you need to also watch the movie
because it does give you little reasons
that it sank.
The bulkheads though,
they only went up to the top.
They didn't go all the way up to the top.
So what would happen is even when those
were holding water back,
even if they were leaking a little,
they were holding enough water back
to let it flood up and as the ship came down,
it would spill over the last watertight one
and just, it's like, you know, dumping water out of it.
of a picture and do another picture. It just dumps over.
And then as that one filled up, it just dumped over. So as the
ship went down, the more watertight compartments got flooded from the top.
And again, I think that's just, like you said, they figured the ship was,
was it unsinkable because of that, or they just did that because they felt that
it would never...
It was supposed to be the new technology to make it as safe as possible.
Besides the amount of lifeboats that they had, which they didn't have that amount of
lifeboats, like, just because they wanted to, they didn't need to. The amount of lifeboats back
then that were required by, like, cruise ships and all this, that it still wouldn't have been
enough to save everybody that was on board. They knew that there was like a portion of the
people that were on the ship that were just going to die. There was initially their plans.
They did actually have 40 lifeboats. I don't want to know if it was 40 or if it was like 35.
It was something around almost double, but what happened is when, and I don't know if it was Ismay or if it was the builder.
Okay, I think it was Ismay.
They determined that the lifeboats, there was, they were stacked like two deep instead of just one.
And they figured that it made the deck look cluttered.
That was the big drawback is that it made the deck look cluttered and that because of that they needed to go ahead and reduce them.
or they came out and took up too much deck room.
Well, and...
And the whole thing was, is he was able to go ahead
and I think get that,
either get that passed or get approval on that.
I don't know who we had to get approval from,
but because that's what it was.
It was an unseekable ship.
We're not even going to need the one row of lifeboats.
Like, what are we even wasting room on that for?
But get rid of two.
Well, would you rather survive a ship sinking
or would you rather the deck not be cluttered?
I mean, that's...
You'd like to have more room to walk around and the thing.
Absolutely.
The guy making the decisions about
the number of lifeboats is getting on a lifeboat
regardless of the number. He didn't care.
He knows that he's got a spot on it.
The whole,
I was looking
for your stat,
it says that
62%
survival rate for the people
in the first class,
41% for the second class,
and 25% for the third class.
There was a steep dive there.
One out of every four getting out of the third
class to survive. That's not a good number.
No. Well, and then another reason, so a lot of this stuff started coming back to me that I'd watch some Titanic documentaries like years and years ago.
Just do my son on the history channel or discoverer or something.
And they'll do like the computer like simulation. They'll show you what occurred.
They said if the ship wouldn't have turned as much as it did or if it would have just hit the iceberg straight on, it would have survived because the speed at which it was going, it would have only damaged.
mentioned like three compartments in the front.
Mm-hmm.
And then at that point, those ones can be sealed up because there's not enough flooding to
start bringing the boat down.
They could have filled the back a little bit.
Well, no, it wouldn't have even done that.
It wouldn't have held enough water to even bring it down.
They wouldn't have a counter ballast.
What happened, though, because it hit the iceberg and glanced along it, but it was
hitting it.
What it did, I think they said it punctured.
It was basically just puncturing and popping, like you were saying, the plates and the
rivets and everything.
but it went down for like something between like eight to like ten or twelve different compartments down
so instead of staying straight on and just taking out three compartments you then had water leaking
into like 10 or 12 compartments all the way down and that's what started to go ahead and bring
the front of it down and allowing the water to come over the bulkheads well it's basically like a
can opener you have a big steel can out there and when you run it along the side it's just going to
shear everything open yeah well think of how fucking
and much an iceberg must weigh
for the ice there
when it hits,
for that thing not to even move.
Like they weigh so much because they're so huge
that the force of it is able
to even like blunted ice
is able to go ahead and penetrate
like steel or break steel apart.
Not only that, I think they said
that the iceberg that they hit was as tall
as the actual ship
that was sticking out of the water.
But the part that you could see
was something like
8 to 10% of the actual
how big the iceberg was underwater.
So it's not like hitting a piece of ice in a glass
or something in it moving.
It's something that weighs probably the exact same,
if not more, that a boat's just running into.
It's like hitting a wall.
Oh, I'm willing to say the amount
that's on top of the water weighs
more than the boat that was hitting it.
It's a chance.
It's comparatively that size, that shift to that iceberg.
I don't think even if it would
hit it head on that it would have
like really moved that iceberg at all.
Probably now I do wonder
if well since it glanced off
like if the iceberg didn't move a whole lot after contact
like if it just moved a couple feet
or if it just stayed in the same place.
It was just like ah!
It's just like oh what's that?
So some kind of fun things
that I wrote down about the boat.
The boat was
it was pretty sweet.
For a liner back,
in the day, the amount of different things that it had was actually very cool. Tickets back then,
the prices for a first class suite would be $4,350, which in today's money is $75,78.
Back then, it was $4,300? Yeah. Back in, what, 1912? Yes. Jesus. But which I'll get into kind of the
suites and what they had, because they were pretty cool. And for a five-day trip. Again, watch the movie.
you get to see them. They have their own like parlors and like, uh, like terraces and everything.
Look, I'm, I'm sure James Cameron tried to get it fairly accurate.
But I just, unless he went back and looked at the plans to do it, which he could have.
The difference between me and you right now. I'm in my head and I'm imagining what it looks like in there.
You're just sitting there trying to imagine shit.
Well, I'll paint the picture.
Um, a first class birth, which was basically like a room instead of a suite, just something that you could live in.
$150.
So you're going from a $4,300 suite to $150 first class ber.
The suites were huge from what I've seen.
Today's price is $2,600.
So definitely a little bit different variants.
Second class back then was a $60 ticket, which would be about $1,04 today.
To get that far across the country, I mean, five days, probably not terrible.
And then third class, $15,000.
to $40 depending on
if you were a single man, if you were a family,
anything like that, which would have been $261.
See, here's what's upsetting about this.
If these numbers are correct,
that means that Billy Zane,
who's like the bad guy in the movie,
who's like Rose's fiancé, originally,
he had one of those sweets.
He dropped $77,000.
How much was it?
Like $77,000?
Yeah, $75,000 today.
$4,300 then.
And it was her and her mom.
Apparently that was a thing.
Like if the mom just went everywhere with the, I don't know.
You got a chaperone.
Were they married?
They were engaged.
Oh, okay.
And he gives her this big ass fucking diamond.
Like, I'm sorry.
I know that Billy Zane ends up being an asshole in this movie.
But he also didn't bang Leonardo Caprio in the movie.
and Rose did
So I mean
He didn't even get the full experience
No
That's
I like hearing about this movie
And not seeing it
Because you're using their actual names
Instead of the character names
So I know
Like I can get a picture of who you're talking about
Like I can see Billy Zane
Is like a stately fella
That's dressed back in
Those kind of clothes
Um
A standard first class cabin
Was a state room
That was predominantly
Either single double or triple
birth, so single double, triple
beds. Contained a dressing
table, a horsehair sofa, a wardrobe,
a marble-topped, wash stand
with a basin.
Double-bursts had tipped wash basins
on their shelves that folded back into the
cabinet to save room. A lot of
the additional bunks were suspended over
the main bed so you could put a bed next
to the wall. Single birth rooms
on A deck were decorated more modestly
than the lavish period suites on
B and C. I'm also assuming
they had to have had like some maybe not just like first class cabins but like i'm pretty sure you
have like your high roller like two or three or four of your like high roller cabins that's when you get
into the suites okay and it says many of the suites or many of these state rooms have private
entrances separate servants quarters so your servants weren't serving thank god they were not to be seen
yep adjoining rooms ward road room wardrobe rooms in suite bathrooms um um
and you could be booked in groups to accommodate like families
and if you had servants and different things like that,
they traveled with you.
All the suites were decorated lavishly
in the style of different historical periods
between the deluxe parlor suites, promenade suites,
because they each contained a private promenade deck
that was 50 feet in length.
Yes.
Each one of these suites had a 50-foot deck in it.
That's where Billy Zane enjoys his champagne.
Is he just out on the balcony or whatever?
The promenade deck connected,
The first-class gangway entrances immediately forward, enabling copious amounts of luggage,
typically carried by the richest passengers to be loaded directly into their suites.
Of course, you don't want a whole bunch of different poor people touching your bags.
No, you don't want the riffraff.
I just want one group of poor people bringing them from the land up to my suite.
You don't want bedbugs coming from those people.
The parlor suites each comprised of two large bedrooms, two walk-in wardrobes, a private bathroom,
a lavatory of their own.
Thank you.
They don't have to shit.
Shit.
The group peasant toilets.
Wait till I get down to some of the other classes because the other ones are disgusting.
First class amenities that they had.
They had a gym that included a punching bag, a rowing machine, exercise bikes, stationary bikes.
A Jack Lane magazine.
He's fucking so only probably.
Not only one, but two electric camels and an electric horse.
So like something that...
You're saying electric.
Camel? Yeah, two of them. So I googled them
because thinking that I really wanted to see what an electric camel looked like
in the 19s,
nah, they didn't dress it up like a camel. It was one of those things.
It doesn't look like a giant Sibbian machine.
That was fucking...
Not even a little like one, like a lot like one. Yeah.
So it was, you just basically sat on it and it vibrated you and you held your core strength
in. I'm sure that was a very popular item.
Honey, the gentleman and I are going to go to the Smoky Lange, what are you going to do?
I'll be in the gym,
practicing for our camel writing.
There's literally just like a line of females in the gym.
Thank God they're all staying in such good shape.
They had Turkish baths, which awesome on a ship.
We need to find a Turkish baths around here and go to
because I hear that they're phenomenal.
They had steam rooms, electric baths,
private massage rooms, reception rooms,
a lounge, a smoking lounge that only men were allowed in
because you have to have that.
Of course.
You got to get away
from the life somehow.
Keep it separate.
Reading and writing rooms,
a promenade deck,
a grand staircase,
a swimming pool,
a squash court,
and a barber
that was open
like 12 hours a day.
I'm thinking 1910,
1912,
that is so much shit
to already have on a ship.
Yes.
And they had elevators
and shit up.
Yeah,
that's just their first class.
That's just all their stuff.
Well, no,
the elevators go all the way down.
Yeah. But second class accommodations.
Their state rooms were still very comfortable. They had oak paneling that were painted glossy, white, linoleum floors, mahogany furniture, usually consisting of a large sofa, wardrobe, dressing table, and wash basin.
Second class wash basins were known as compactacom or clock. These were basins that were folded back against the wall to drain.
Can you just give me the greatest hits of these classes?
Yeah.
I just find it all amazing.
Just to try, I get that you've seen the movie, but this is how I transport back.
You get to see, like, horrible conditions.
You get to see, like, third class and first class.
You don't see you second class.
Well, second class, they actually, like, the water that they used was just attached to the wall.
And then you had to have a servant come in and refill that, and then take all the gross water that you used off of it.
How did it stay in the, like, what if you hit some waves?
Like, the water's just all.
It's going to splash everywhere.
So, again, this is just second class.
So that's just an elevated toilet.
Pretty much.
So unlike first class, which offered many state rooms with private bathrooms,
second class bathroom facilities were all shared.
Communal lavatories and bathrooms.
Not as much as third.
No.
We're separated by companion ways divided by gender.
A bath could be had on request to a steward and a bed linen was changed daily.
So they actually did have somebody that would clean out the bathtubs in between.
But second class, that's 285 people that were in second class, are all sharing bathrooms.
That's gross.
I know, but maybe it was like, you know, one bathroom for like five cabins or something like that.
So a little less great for them.
They had a promenade deck.
They had a library, smoking room, still a barber shop, and then a decent-sized dining store.
It's whatever one would expect, like, a standard travel experience to be like.
You can say that.
You're still getting a little help.
You're still seeing servants and people around.
round, but at the same time, you're not...
You're balling on a budget.
Yeah.
Third class accommodations, this is when things started to really get rough,
but somehow the White Star Line had earned a reputation
that they had fairly good service for third class.
And these were going to be mostly people that were probably coming over to the new world
to start over to...
You're just describing the movie.
That's good, because you know what, there's people like me out there.
Because it is. He, um, Leonardo Caprio's character,
they're like, uh, Mr. Dawson.
what are the accommodations like down in steerage?
And they all laugh because they think it's funny
because he's poor.
And he's like, best I've seen, ma'am.
Hardly any rats.
And then you can see her daughter's like,
I'm so turned on by this guy.
Ew.
I can do without that.
I don't need a rom-com.
One of the last things just for them
before I get into the menus,
because the menus, I have to do it,
just being a food guy,
but the menus are incredibly different.
So in contrast to first,
second class, there were only two baths
to serve the more than 400 steerage
passengers on board at any time.
Two bathrooms for that many
people. Even that,
you have first class, second class,
and then the fact that third class is known as
steerage, that's just like a brutal sounding
news. Oh, yeah. Oh, first class, second class
steerage. Peasants. Yes.
You might as well just call them the peasants. Fife.
It's the FIFES. The below people.
Uh-huh. So menus
for first class. And this is all
the menus that they had for one dinner. When they dove
down later on.
They actually found menus that were in the
dining halls for them.
So, their hors d'oeuvres,
consumet Olga, don't know.
Cream of barley soup.
Salmon, Mussolene with cucumber sauce.
Then they had filet mignon.
They had chicken linnets,
vegetable, some sort of a medley,
lamb mint sauce, roast duckling with
apples sauce, sirloin beef.
In the movie? He orders lamb in.
Easy on the mint sauce.
Is that?
Yes.
Who?
Cal.
But he orders for him and Rose.
He's like, uh, to the lamb.
Easy on the mint sauce.
What a gentleman.
And then he looks at it and he goes, you like lamb, right?
Um, potatoes, green peas, cream carrots, boiled rice, just all this stuff.
They're eating good.
Punch.
Yeah.
Okay.
They had four different kinds of desserts.
What is second class?
Second class is consummate tapioca.
Sounds gross.
baked tattuck, not bad.
Curry, chicken, and rice coming from England.
Stoll it from India, we're going to put curry
in our chicken.
Roast turkey. I recently had
curry with chicken. It was really good.
Oh, chicken curry is delicious.
It's incredible.
Green peas, turnips, boiled rice,
potatoes, plum pudding, wine jelly,
all these different stuff. I do all that.
Yeah.
Third class. No, call it what it is.
Things take a little less.
Steeridge.
Steerage dinner takes a little less.
That sells just...
Steerage dinner.
dinner.
Rice soup, cabin
biscuits, which I'm assuming
I don't even want to know what a cabin biscuit is.
Probably like something, remember
like Hardtack? That's what
they used to send on like pirate chips.
I can't think of the era
that that would be in. Like the era of piracy.
Hardtack. They used hard attack in the, like,
World War I, World War II. Yes, but it was like
the biscuits that were so hard they couldn't mold or
or anything like that. And then you had to like soak them
in water to get them broken up.
Just sounds like. That's just what it sounds like to me.
Fresh bread, which I'm assuming was probably fresh three days before when the first class had it.
Yes.
Roast beef, brown gravy, sweet corn, boiled potatoes, and you had plum pudding or fruit.
So you had like five options for everything, and first class had a billion options.
And again, I'm guessing this isn't like, hey, we're going to cruise now.
You call from your state room, and you can eat at any time or just go into someplace.
I'm pretty sure that first class could probably go in it and eat whenever they want it.
Second class probably had a little bit more flexibility within a certain time window.
I'm pretty sure steerage was probably like,
this is what time breakfast is.
If you're not up, you miss it, here's what time.
Because if they're feeding 706 people,
they're having to just make shit and get it served at a designated time.
What are the stearge options for lunch?
Gruel.
I don't know what gruel is.
Gruel sandwich.
Do you remember all the office?
All we had was gruel.
Groo sandwiches.
Gruel Pudin.
Prison Mike.
Yes.
So the voyage was supposed to last around
2825 miles.
Five and a half days, roughly.
It sunk four days in.
They were 1,084 miles away
from their destination.
That's still an insane amount.
They made it very far.
That's not, to me,
that number isn't even, like, ironic.
Like, that's as good as sinking
2,000 miles away.
Yeah, if you think someone's...
Yeah, it's a thousand miles away.
It's not...
like we were within land, eyeshot of land.
They were, I want to say they said it was 400 miles off the point of Greenland or something like that.
So they were kind of close to land.
They were close enough to it that the water was still real fucking cold.
28 degrees. I can't even imagine it.
28 degrees would be so cold in water.
So for a five and a half day excursion, you're going to pack 15,000 bottles of beer, 12,000 bottles of wine.
which is interesting because beer goes so much quicker than wine.
Yeah.
And, well, I guess depending on how big the bottles were.
I'm sure beer was probably something that everybody all three classes got.
Whereas the wine was probably like a first, second class deal at most.
I'm still saying that's really like not a lot of beer compared to the wine.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you would have to have a lot more beer.
850 bottles of liquor.
8,000 cigars, champagne.
8,000 cigars.
So when they went down in 85 and we're kind of looking around,
they actually found bottles of champagne that were down there that were still good, that they rescued.
And I'm not positive how much they rescued.
But in 2004, there was a Chinese collector that bought six bottles,
and they never even released how much he paid for them.
But there was another wreck that kind of happened around the time that the last ones had sold,
and they sold 11 bottles, and they were all like $100,000 each.
Jesus.
So a ton of them.
money. Some of the ones
that they actually did pull out that
they didn't auction off, they opened up to
see if they were still good and they had wine
connoisseurs come, said that it was still
just as bubbly and just as delicious
as anything that they had drank from those years
around them. So actually keeping them underwater like
that preserved them perfectly enough
that they didn't
blow up or anything like that. Is it ironic
that cork and glass
two of the like, you know,
I'm not saying glass was made super early
on, but two of the more like primitive
materials
is able to hold up more
than the steel
under the water
yeah I think you probably
could have made a glass ship back then
but if you hit anything
you're sorry
no I'm not
for use like in that way
I'm just saying it's interesting that glass
if the Titanic was made of glass it wouldn't have sunk
they also found
a Stradivarius when they were going
down there I was one of the ones
that the band was playing because I'm sure
as you've seen in the movie
the band played all the way up until the ship sunk
that doesn't happen in the movie
it doesn't it? Yes it happens
okay I figured they made a big enough deal
it sold at an auction for
$1.4 million dollars
That seems low to me
Really? How long ago
did it sell? I want to say it was
2000s
Hmm that still seems to have to be able to say
This is the Stradabarius that was on the Titanic
You would think someone would be
This seems to me like a 90s number
Yeah I could see that
Because I think if it's like tech time, you get some fucking tech billionaire that's like,
oh yeah, I want that.
I want to bang underneath that.
NFTs of sold for more than the strata varies.
Yeah, exactly.
So the actual voyage, kind of the order of that.
So is it, does it leave on the 14th April?
No, no.
The 14th and 15th is when the wreckage starts to happen.
I don't remember exactly when it left, but it left.
12th.
Well, yeah, it would have left four days before this happened.
So it would have been like the 10th, because there were four days in when the shit hit the fan.
I thought it was April 12th. I keep having April 12th in my head.
They could have.
Oh, I can't find my head. Okay.
I just know that the sinking started, or the issues really started on the 14th.
I feel like your dates are off.
They could be.
You know what? I think it launched on the 12th.
But let's check.
April 10th.
The Titanic set sail on its maiden voyage.
traveling from South Hampton, England to New York City.
Okay, so it was the day...
Oh, yeah, because it went into the night.
Okay.
1912.
Maybe I'm thinking 1912, and that's what's throwing me off.
It could be.
Yeah, okay.
So they traveled around a little bit in England,
picking up different passengers from different ports.
Obviously, they weren't completely loading out of the same place.
They went north, right?
Yeah.
So wherever it first left from, the bulk of the passengers got on,
somewhere to it like in the south of England
and then it went up
because I remember it went up by like
Sherborg or something and that's where
Molly Brown got on
yeah we'll talk about her later she was awesome
and then there's a lot of cool people that came
from this boat and then I think they went up
the coast a little bit more because what they did is
the point where they left land is they
left the coast of Ireland
so not in the Arctic Circle yet but up in
colder water yeah
Ireland or Scotland I can't remember
I yeah I can't always
I can never remember which was which, which size which.
So four days in, everything pretty much goes according to plan.
People are happy doing all that kind of stuff.
They're partying for four days at this point,
or everybody down in steerage is getting excited
because their opportunity to go to a new world is getting closer and closer.
9 a.m. into that...
They advanced.
Fourth day, yeah. Did they?
In the movie. They did.
I'm sure they did. I'm sure everybody was pumped about it.
It's got to be a cool, exciting thing.
Like, we take travel for granted now just because it is so easy
because you can jump on a plane or you can jump in a car or anything like that.
1912 cars weren't, they were around, but it wasn't like a viable form of transportation.
Well, and you don't get like, imagine these people are all coming like you're saying
to go ahead and kind of make a new life.
So you have a bunch of people from different cultures, different places.
And you got rich assholes that are taking their mistresses over to a new country.
Yes.
And this is going to sound stupid.
But, like, so I,
I'm going to keep saying in the movie
I'm good with that
In the movie in steerage
There's like certain areas in steerage
Where like a group gathering can happen
Like people can kind of get together and everything
And that's where they have like their dance and everything
I kind of want to
I hope that is actually real
And not like the shower
And not like the shower scene in
The Rock
Because the shower room doesn't exist
And that like really bummed me out
But you would think that if you have like people
excited to go over to the new country.
You have a whole bunch of different cultures.
Like in the movie, they go and they're dancing
like to Iversh music, and they're drinking like Guinness.
I don't want to poop on your parade.
I just want to...
You're talking about a bunch of people
that feel every movement of every wave
because they're the closest ones to the water.
Listen, I want to imagine...
You have two bathrooms.
I'm sure seasickness down there,
it wasn't a pleasant smelling place.
Listen, this is a crucial point in the movie
where the spoiled, rich, entitled girl
sees what it's like and how much fun she can have
with the lowly poor people.
And she's like, I identify with these people
because of my struggle that she apparently has.
I just...
And this is where she learns that,
oh my God, the common man is fun.
I want to be poor,
but I don't think she really knows what being poor is.
But she's really excited about the prospect of it.
Well, had she been a real person that was on the Titanic,
maybe she would just talk about it.
as if they did dance
because these people are going to be dead
very soon. Okay.
So I would like to imagine they had some happiness
you know, pre-free freezing
to death. I'm good with that. Okay.
Thank you.
So 9 a.m. is when they get
the first warning of an iceberg.
They know that there's ice fields out there
but
there was no response from the captain
who, it was Captain Edward John Smith
who sailed a lot. He was like
White Star Lines, like top, top guy, which is how he got this shit because he was their most reputable
captain, which I don't know how because he didn't, isn't he the one that was captaining the
Olympic when it got damaged?
I didn't see that.
Yes, he was.
Was he?
Yes.
Well, unfortunately, if you don't like the guy, actually probably fortunately if you do like the guy,
this was supposed to be his last voyage.
Of course.
This was supposed to be his retirement tour, his last one to go.
out on. So he couldn't even enjoy his retirement because he went down with the ship and he did go
down in a pretty badass way. Tell me and I'll tell you if they did it in the movie. They did do it in the
movie because I saw something where they were talking about James. He's standing at the helm and the water
as it sucks down and then the glass breaks. Yep. James Cameron said that when they shot that
scene it was like 28 hours into recording and he had been up for like 36 hours.
and he actually wanted to be down below when it happened.
So he had to dress up in a full suit and all that stuff.
And he said that he had a thought to himself that if this doesn't work
because it's so over budget and so far,
he's like, if this movie just isn't going to work, just kill me now.
He was willing to bargain with death at that point
in case Titanic didn't turn out well.
Well, lucky for him. People liked it.
Yeah, I guess. Some people did.
The weird thing that Smith did at this point was he did cancel a lifeboat drill,
which seems like if you are hearing about icebergs
and things that could potentially sink your ship,
maybe do the lifeboat drill.
142 p.m., they get another warning of icebergs and field ice.
Again, no response for some reason.
I don't know if they were having issues with the telegraph
or whatever they were using at this point.
But to not respond to a ship that's giving you information
seems like a bad idea.
145 they get their third one warning no response again at 550 though they did start to move south down
kind of out of where they thought that the icebergs were coming it was like 41 degrees longitude
latitude whatever he dropped it down I think it was like 39 degrees so they were trying to
go under in warmer water to try to avoid the icebergs but they never slowed down they still
kept cruising speed all through this.
There was something about them trying to
make,
to get in ahead of the
schedule. I can see that.
It's the first time around you wanted to work.
It is, and I think Ismay. So I'm
going to go down real quick and just kind of name some of the
people, so when we're calling them
my name, we know in what capacity they are.
So,
real quick, the White Star Line is who
owns the Titanic.
The
builder is Harland and
Wolf in Belfast, Ireland.
Mm-hmm.
And I think they were like exclusively building ships for White Starland.
There was a deal.
So they also built the Olympic, they built the Britannic, or they were in the process
of building Britannic, but they're going to come back into play.
And they had a giant portage place where they were building these.
But the Titanic and Olympic were so big that they had to actually reconfigure their
construction areas to try to fit such big boats.
Of course.
So they were taking on a much bigger task than they ever had before.
Which is insane when you think about the size of the cruise ships now compared to the Titanic,
and you see the comparison, how big those shipyards must be?
Because it makes Titanic look tiny.
Well, the Titanic was 882 feet, and I think the longest one now is somewhere around 1,100 feet long.
I would think longer than that.
So like another basic football field attached to the back of a ship.
Well, and they're just thicker and taller.
It's everything.
They're proportionally just huge.
Bruce Jew or Jay Bruce Ismay.
Jay Bruce Ismay.
he's actually the owner
he's
oh he's also boarded the Titanic
for its maiden voyage you got John
Jacobaster
he was a billionaire
the Waldorf Astoria
he was the Astoria
the Astoria the Astor
he was just basically
grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth
he was given all the money being the fourth
he's moved down out of a bunch of rich people
he patented
some sort of different device that was
worthless he wrote a book that people
said was terrible. Like the reviews that
they still give them were like, his book is
so bad that the only way we could
figure out how to make it better was just to stop
reading it and start reading it new one. But he had money
and so like because he was a trust fund type.
Yeah, and then he used his money for the
wall over for story, which great hotels
but he didn't really ever do anything.
Violet Jessup, who I want to get into a little bit later,
she was a badass. She survived
three sunken ships and still spent
her life. Oh, that is that. Yeah, she was
on the Olympic when the Olympic ran in
to the other boat. She was on the Titanic.
She was on a third ship after that working in
World War I that got hit by a mine that sunk as well.
And then after she retired, she took two cruises around the world
after that. So she literally, like, she just could not quit
trying to skirt down.
She gave some time between the World War II.
Yeah. And then when she did her cruises, she was like, all right, I'm going to
give it another chance. If you
are on three boats that sink and somebody's like, oh, how'd they die?
Like, you're going to probably say the third boat.
Congestive heart failure.
She just died naturally at that point.
Margaret Brown, who her nickname is the Insinkable Molly Brown.
She's one of the more well-known figures from the story of the Titanic.
How did they portray her in the movie?
Or Kathy Bates played her.
Yeah, but like what?
She was, you know who she was like?
She was like a 1920s version of the character she played in the office.
like Southern and everything
She was new money
So she still had like her wit
And her like sass and everything
But
She didn't have any big Danes
That gruntled people
No she didn't feel like
She didn't act like a rich person
She didn't have like
Ares
She wasn't putting on airs or anything
Yeah she was on lifeboat six
And she was asking them
To turn back around
To try to collect more people
Yeah she saw they had a bunch of space
Or she organized like some lifeboats together
And
The transfer of them
passengers to try to get a bunch of people
spread out and empty
one full lifeboat because then they could take one
empty one back and rescue a whole bunch of people.
When she was actually threatening the people that were
rowing the boat that if they didn't turn back around
she would throw them in the water and row it back
herself. Whoever was in charge
for the lifeboat, the officer, because they put an officer
in with all of them, he actually
told her that he would have her removed or
something if she didn't
quiet down and try to quit causing
a scene because he was trying to get them away.
Oh yeah. And she ended up grabbing
being an oar away from someone and threatening him with the oar and so she had him i think end up
turning around her then they got with some other light boats and emptied one out to go rescue
people okay um our next guy ben gugenheim was obviously you know the gugenheim name it's
they have museums they have basically everything he was actually on board of his mistress
which i'm sure unfortunately for his actual wife he ended up not surviving and
And the mistress did get on the boat.
So the mistress survived.
The husband did not.
He actually, after he got her on board, she asked if he wanted to come.
He said no.
And him and his valet turned around, got dressed up, and gave one of the sweetest quotes for a guy that was just about to go under.
He said, we've dressed up in our best and we're prepared to go down like gentlemen.
As him and his valet both walked back to the smoking room on the first class.
deck and proceeded to get shit-faced and smoke the best cigars that they had on there.
That's, if you're going to go out, you go out like a champ.
I was going to say he had to just be aware that his chances of getting on a lifeboat,
or I think we talked about this.
Maybe he had some type of sense of honor or something like that about not taking a spot.
But I can definitely tell you that he wasn't worried about his wife finding out he had a mistress
or anything like that.
Because I don't think that was a thing back then.
Is the wife was just like, oh, you're with someone else?
Oh, well, okay.
Yours $10 million and I'm never going to have a life better than this.
Yeah, like I'm still the main wife, though, right?
I'm still the one that gets to take care of.
Okay, cool.
Go on your cruise.
Go on your cruise.
You think she was pumped because she's like,
I'll do the second when you take your mistress on the first one.
Isidore Strauss, who actually was the co-owner of Macy's,
which is insane.
Some of these people being involved with the companies there are that are still around
today. And they just seem so like, you know,
businesses that have always been around. J.P. Morgan
was the finance therapist. Supposed to be on the boat.
He was supposed to be. And he might have
caused a little bit more than we know. We'll get into that.
Sir Cosmo Gordon Duff, who sounds like
the biggest douchebag on the planet,
supposedly him and his wife got into one of the lifeboats
and they did confirm that he did pay them
each one of the crew on the lifeboat.
The ones that were making the call on who gets on to the lifeboat.
Supposedly, he said that he did that
to try to cover, like, all the things that they lost on the boat.
More than likely, it was probably, like you said,
he didn't want a lot of other people on the boat
and he wanted to survive, so he paid them to leave people.
Don't make sure this thing's not low to the water.
And not only that, he completely defied, like, the women and children first.
He wasn't going down with the ship,
which I don't know
I almost respect it
when you're that much of an asshole
I can almost respect that you're just like
hey I'm worth more than you are
so I'm going to save my life
Thomas Andrews who was actually
the designer of the Titanic
and then
Lady Countess
Roths
yep
she was one of the women that actually
like they didn't have enough help in the lifeboat
so she jumped on the oar and started to paddle him away
which pretty cool
I mean that's to survive is one thing
to say that you saved a bunch of people on the Titanic
is pretty awesome.
That herb was just survival instincting.
You want me to help get us away
from this fucking syncing shit faster
to point me to the seat.
Probably saving yourself at that point.
Okay, so
they're getting all these warnings
of the ice field.
They're either getting commands
to kind of change bearing
to kind of avoid.
And at this point, like, I imagine,
you know, it's not like
an actual, like, field of ice.
It's just probably a lot of like
icebergs moving in general directions.
So you still have a good chance of getting through.
Hitting an iceberg seems like a very unlikely
thing. Well, and if you don't have
a lot of commotion in the ocean out there, you're
going to see the top is going to start to freeze a little bit
because 28 degrees, there will start
to be some slush and shit on top of the ice
that you're going to have to move through. Nothing that's ever really
solid, but it's not going to
be like just going through crystal water.
It's not? No, because you can still
break through it. If it's only six inches thick,
you're going to be able to break through an ice field.
I don't think that the ocean freezes that far
from land.
You don't think that it starts to slush up?
Have you never seen
Deadliest Catch?
Yes, but that's much closer
to the Arctic Circle
than this was.
They were past Greenland.
Okay, I'm going to tell you right now.
That's the Arctic Circle.
I agree to disagree.
I don't feel that the water could slush up
at this point.
All right.
What's an ice field then?
An ice field is where there is a collection
of, oh my God, of icebergs.
Okay.
Anyway.
A greedy of disagree.
They get a bunch of warnings about this.
So who's, is Jack Phillips just the name of one of the guys?
He's probably, I don't know how to really place blame in this,
but I want to say that he's one of them.
So he was the guy that was running the wiring of messages.
Like the, did, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, he was that guy.
So 940, they get another warning.
Jack Phillips never passes this along to the captain or to the bridge
because they had some earlier malfunctions,
and he was taking messages for literally everybody on the ship.
So he was writing down to hand off first class passengers,
anybody else that was on there.
He was pretty busy at that point.
Take messages.
The lady wants to know if her husband's on the ship with another woman.
Did John bring his coat?
I bet it's probably cold there.
20 minutes later, they switched the cruise,
which also is probably one of the biggest things,
I think that may have sunk this ship.
Hold on a second.
Going back to Jack here,
there's already been like three warnings.
I don't want Jack to be unfairly thrown under the bus here.
Yeah, should he have passed along that?
But the fact that they probably didn't do anything
with the first three warnings,
I'm not going to say that was the crucial moment.
It's not on Jack.
You didn't read ahead on the board.
So in an hour and 20 minutes,
we're going to get to what Jack's a real cocks of a year.
God damn it. God damn it, Jack.
So 10 p.m. they switched the crew.
Fellas get out of the crow's nest.
New fellas get into the crow's nest.
Probably one of the most unfortunate things
beyond the sinking that happened to the Titanic.
A guy named David Blair, who's just a token of errors,
ended up getting called off to go to another ship
before they left.
And as he left, he didn't empty out his pockets
and had the single sole key to the cabinet
that had all of the binoculars on the ship.
So they had no binoculars on the ship
because they had one key that this dude took.
How do you not just...
I don't know how you don't break it.
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
If they did have that and didn't break that
and that's the reason they didn't have binoculars,
what would they think be like, you know what?
The chances of us needing binoculars
versus the cost of this door.
Yeah.
It could have been in something steel.
It could have been hard to get through.
break. I'm sorry.
You got guys, you got guys shoveling
fucking coal. Down in the goddamn
fire room, you can give them a sledgehammer and
let him go to town on the fucking cabinet.
Either way.
No binoculars then.
Fellas didn't have binoculars
up in the crow's nest, so you could see
kind of far out, but as things are getting
darker, it's going to be harder to see without
binoculars.
Getting back to the fellow you were
caping for a second ago,
at 11 p.m., a 6 message comes
through, and Jack's response to the
sixth message about the icebergs was shut up, shut up, I'm busy.
Which, bad choice of words because things are about to get real, real, real quick.
I don't feel like that's a good thing to say to another ship's like, hey, this is something that's going to come by you that's going to sink you.
Listen, I don't know what Jack had going on, but I'm sure he had his business.
He was writing down notes about people checking for mistresses.
Probably.
Hey, Steve forgot his prescription pills.
Can we get him to him somehow?
That's not good.
1140.
They made it 40 minutes after the shut up, I'm busy message
for the warning bell that finally rings out
that an iceberg is on its way directly in their course.
Can I do it like they do in the movie?
Yeah, let it fly.
Okay, so he's like,
Iceberg, right ahead, turn, turn!
And then, you know,
they go into action and they're turning, you think it's going to miss them, and it hits.
Was it a pretty sweet scene? Was it pretty dramatic, or was it dark and you couldn't see what happened?
Oh, no, you can see. And it's cool because it hits the iceberg, and as it's passing, it drops, like, chunks of ice onto the deck.
And then, like, later on, the ship kind of gets way past the iceberg, and then it slows to, and this actually is something that did happen.
So the captain calls for all-engine stop, because they're trying to determine.
And also if there's damage, moving forward through the water, forcing water then into those compartments.
Bad idea.
Yeah.
So they do end up slowing down.
And there's like kids out on like the deck.
Like fucking playing soccer with like this ice chunk that fell off the iceberg.
So do you, before we keep going, do you think David Cameron's ever going to do like a remake?
David Cameron?
Or, wow.
James Cameron.
Do you think he'll do like...
Why would you not update this?
Like Titanic 2?
No, there is a Titanic 2.
An actual ship that they're building
that's the exact same.
It's going to fly the exact same course.
Perfect.
That's the movie right there.
Yeah, but...
What are the odds?
It happens twice?
You don't think James Cameron
would do a remake of Titanic
but like use today's...
Fuck, no.
You don't think he would use today's technology
to make it look better?
No, that's a ridiculous.
You're asking me a ridiculous question.
Yeah, because no other...
You haven't even seen the movie, and you're asking if a remake needs...
Listen, watch the movie, and then you determine if a remake needs to be it.
What about, like, a remastering then?
Is that a better word to use?
No, it looks... It still looks good.
You don't think that today's technology would make it better?
A lot of the sets are practical.
So the sets that it might make better aren't going to make or break the movie.
CGI is not going to...
It looks good.
Yeah, I mean, he's never made another CGR movie, so...
This isn't fucking cats.
Like, CGI is not heavily relied on in much of this movie.
Oh, I feel like it could be.
I don't even like James Cameron, and I don't like the fact I'm having to defend this movie.
It just happens to be, watch it, don't watch it.
It's just, I think, a culturally significant for the time.
I saw the boobs.
That's really all I needed to see.
I wish I would have seen him as a kid.
That would have been nice.
It feels a little bit different as an adult.
The iceberg tears the starboard side wide open.
So they start to...
They start filling at 1215, like a CQD, which is, is it, I don't, it's, it's a distress signal that they use.
It's sent.
And at 1225, the Carpathia is notified.
And it is, why are you giving me kilometers?
Because that's what they gave me.
What's the mileage on that?
That's a lot.
No, because isn't a kilometer, like, it's always, is it always that above?
Oh, God damn it.
57 miles
Okay
Almost 58 miles
Okay
So 58 miles away
Um
The Titanic band
As the ship is sinking
The band continues to play
And they kind of play out on the deck
Yeah they move all the instruments
And everything out onto the deck
I think it was like a four or five guy band
Credit to them
Yeah
I mean everybody else is panicking
Well their crew
And their men
They're not getting on a ship
Or they're not getting on it
True
They're firing distress rockets
which they supposedly were supposed to have red distress rockets
but they only had white distress rockets
which there were other ships that were in the area
like the California did report seeing
there is something there's something different between
it's a different meaning between a white distress
like red like red is like in need of immediate help
white is I don't know if whites like
because they use white ones to like light up to be able to see
kind of so maybe that's
for like if you get someone overboard and you're trying to locate them in the water,
you would send a white distress flare.
But I did, yeah, I did read something about them not having like any red flares on board,
but they did fire distress rockets.
And the California saw them, but they honestly thought that,
they said honestly that they thought that it was just like a fireworks display,
which.
It's a must luxurious ship in the world.
Yeah, I guess that does make sense.
I feel like it happened during the distress call and you would have had to have heard the distress call.
So, where are we at?
So the first lifeboats start getting lower into the water,
and they're not filled like we talked to anywhere close to capacity.
Captain Smith releases the crew at like 217.
They send out the last distress call.
Which, to Phillips' credit, even though he said,
shut up, I'm busy.
He did stick around to do one last distress call at that time before he...
We'll think.
see redemption
good
good for jack
so how they
how the ship actually does sink
they actually do depict it in the movie it's pretty cool
so the front starts going down
and what happens is as it fills
it raises the back end up
and because of the weight it's not supposed to support that weight
so it basically snaps in half but it's still
joined right at the keel okay so it's basically like
barely hanging on yeah so what happens is when
that does it, it breaks down and that keeps
floating in the water, the back end does. The
front end keeps sinking down, but because
it's holding onto it as it starts to sink,
it pulls it down or pulls the back
in straight up and down.
The front end breaks off,
and it bobs there for a little bit.
Like straight up and down. They said that it was
one of the craziest things that nobody's ever seen.
It's because that front half was still attached, and was
pulling it, and that's where all the water was.
Like an ice corner. Yeah. Weirdly enough.
And then the back end bobbed, and
it actually went straight down. It didn't
come back and then sink.
So you had people,
the propellers were completely exposed
straight up to the sky, and you had people that were
standing on the other side of the
railing that you would normally be
falling off of
going straight down into the water.
It's a bad feeling.
So, yeah, man, what would that
fear?
You know you're not on a lifeboat.
You're on the back of a boat
that's heading down towards the water,
very quickly.
Yeah.
You're going to freeze your balls off once you hit that water or lady parts.
There's no hope.
I mean,
you're not...
At what point do you think your body starts releasing, like, all the dopamine?
Like, what point does your body know that you're going to die?
And it starts releasing all those, like, dopamine and endorphins to try to put you in shock to, like, relax you.
Probably once you...
Them, probably a little bit earlier, but I would assume once you hit that ice cold water,
your body's like, fuck, we're done.
Do you think mentally you're able to act?
that because I can see how that being
a biological response like your body's like oh we're
getting ready to die we need to release this
do you think you could be in a situation where like
you just know like you haven't
hit the water yet but you're like I'm going into this water
I'm going to die and your body's
just like yeah I think I believe him
I believe him start releasing the shit
this all adds up let's let's get it on
that's what Guggenheim is going for he
he was trying to
to lube up his
his dopamine levels.
He was going to get drunk.
He was going to smoke cigars.
He wanted to do everything that he could
because he knew the end was coming.
I want to say there was somebody who survived,
not even shit in you,
in the water, had a life jacket on.
He was able to survive because he was drunk
and because it raised his...
Because his body temperature was so low.
I swear. No, no.
It was something about being able to keep him warm enough.
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
So I think what I want to say
one guy survived doing that.
Um, but there were people that, you know, well, this thing was going down.
They said they had witnesses of guy, like one guy was just grabbing every life jacket off of the, um, because they had been bringing light jackets out and people weren't really putting them on.
And so he just started grabbing him and throwing him over to board into the water.
So when it went down, there were stuff floating that people could try to grab onto.
Yeah.
Or a big fucking door that you wearing a life jacket yourself, crawl your ass up on.
and the dude
you supposedly love so much
you're like no I'll just hang on to your hands
just hold me right here
tread water
what I'm going to shame but
just like you with the stearge passengers
I'd like to remember that those people weren't real
so that never happened
I want to say it was Thomas Andrews I don't think it was
because I think he
maybe he's survived
I think Thomas Anders might have died
but he was running around
throwing different objects off the ship
like chairs and different things like that, just so there were things to flow on.
Maybe that's who that was that I heard about.
It might have been him, yeah.
Again, bad research should have seen that.
Don't mind me, this is completely normal.
Why is the guy that said we can't sink, literally chuck and everything off?
He's trying to lighten the ship up, exactly.
Oh, can we help?
Yes, please do.
Light the ship.
He was, I believe he was the guy that was tossing some of the, like the foldable life.
Yep.
boats off too, which somehow there were people that did survive on those collapsed life boats.
I'm sure anything that kept you out of the water gave you a little bit better chance.
Man, like I, I, you don't hear about it, but in those moments, because I don't know if you'd
find somebody in that, but, you know, if you're still alive and you see a whole bunch of like
dead people floating together and you're like, can I roll up on these people like, you do anything
you can?
Yeah, just trying to keep yourself up out of the water.
but who i mean
your body wouldn't even function at that point
if those people are dead
you're probably near in that point to try to
well and your brain's telling you things
and like you say your body's just not gonna work
yeah maybe that's why the drunk guy worked
because he had so much alcohol in his bloodstream
that his blood wouldn't freeze
yeah you could see that
all right
I got a pee
okay and then can we nail the cons uh... the conspiracies
uh yes
okay
we'll be back
conspiracy time
Which one do you want to do first?
Well, so just to finally clean it up,
2.20 a.m. is when it sinks.
All those people that were still in the lifeboats,
3.30 a.m. is when the Carpathia finally arrives,
and 410 is when the survivors are rescued.
So these people were in the water for damn near two hours.
But in the lifeboats.
But it's still very cold outside, you assume.
It is, but comparatively to the people in the water.
Those people were dead in minutes.
But even not freezing to death, there were people that they left out there for days
when they would find boats where people were just frozen to death.
They couldn't take the time to clean up the boats and bring the dead people on board.
They just had to let them float.
It was so cold.
What do you think the mindset was of, you know, the people in the water, you know, they...
I'm not saying they not had the easy way out in any, by any scope of the imagination,
but, you know, theirs was very quick.
Oh, yeah.
You're initially on a ship that everyone tells you is unsinkable.
It sinks.
You don't know what's going on about rescue.
You have no idea.
The officers maybe know something,
but you're just sitting out there in the dark,
floating in the middle of the freezing cold water,
probably in groups, like you probably have the lifeboats together and everything.
And you're just like, is someone coming?
No radio or anything like that.
And then finally, maybe you see.
you know, a light or something
and your light and flares and trying to get attention.
Oh my God.
Is that going to come our direction?
Is it,
it's not moving?
Does that mean it's getting closer?
Does that mean it's going away?
Like, fuck, that'd be crazy.
Yeah, you don't know if you're out there for an hour or a day.
Or ever.
Yeah?
Or, yeah, you're just going to die before somebody gets there.
Yeah, the ship wasn't supposed to sink.
Did the radios even work on the ship?
Because the ship didn't work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did they get a distress signal out?
Mm-hmm.
Right.
Yeah, the conspiracy theories, I don't know where you want to start.
I want to knock out the one that I would like to believe, but it's total bullshit.
It's number three.
You want to start with the mummy?
Yeah, let's go and start with the mummy.
Now, while part of me does wish that curses were real, just because it'd be kind of fucking cool.
Yeah.
Like an ancient mummy's curse.
Oh, yeah.
This is like just hog shit.
so William Steed he brings it's not even a mummy it's like a tablet a mummy board it's basically like the front of a sarcophagus okay so he brings that and I can't remember what mummy was from or where it was found or anything but it was authentic he got it from like the museum in Cairo or something like that
um so it says I can't remember which one um passenger William Steed a British editor who subscribed to the early 20th century spiritualism
and it spent the past several years
claiming a cursed mummy
was causing mysterious destruction
and disaster in London
which supposedly the guys
that brought it back from Egypt
like there were four people
that brought it back from Egypt
three of them died
they did but that's because you catch shit
when you open these fucking tombs
and you get sick and fucking die
so as other myths about
Egyptian curses and Native American
burying these guys are breathing in
old dead people dust
and expecting not to catch anything
it's fucking ridiculous
it's very true do I wish the
curse existed and would it be an awesome reason.
Yes. Is it plausible? No.
Moving on.
So on board the Titanic,
Steed happily repeated his tale, the mummy's
curse to other passengers.
After the ship sank,
Can you imagine like two people
being like on the fucking deck
and being like, hey, remember
the other night that guy was telling us about that fucking
mummy curse? He's like,
God damn it. He's telling him the story,
it's like, what the fuck, dude? Why did you bring that on the boat?
Yeah, no kidding. This is the maiden
voyage. It's the curse.
Just start yelling. Someone starts yelling.
It's the curse.
So
supposedly there were people that
did link it to the mummy's curse.
Some of the versions of the story, the mummy was
actually aboard the Titanic because the British
Museum had sold it to an American who was shipping
at home. The truth
is the so-called unlucky mummy
is still at the British Museum and no
mummy was ever loaded onto the ship.
So, I mean,
No.
It's there.
I do like the thought of it because it is something that's supernatural.
And it would be funny if one of the biggest tragedies that happened was caused by literal, like a bad luck.
I told you, I wish it was real.
Yeah.
It's not.
Yeah.
And at least we'd have an understanding of what happened.
I mean, some of bad luck should be.
Number four, you have Jack Dawson as Jay Gatsby under conspiracy theories.
That's for you.
I understand that.
And honestly, I've seen Titanic.
I haven't sat and watched.
the entire great Gatsby.
Oh, Gatsby's great.
See, I'll watch that if you watch Titanic.
Because you're trying to put together half of the puzzle here, and I have half, and maybe
there would be some connection.
It's not to do with the sinking of this ship, but we can revisit this at a later time.
Well, I mean, Leo DiCaprio plays both of them, so technically Jack Dawson was Jay Gatsby.
I get how you're making the connection within that cinematic universe.
Okay.
I think number two is the most likely, so I want to save the one person.
last. Okay, so
number one. So, J.P. Morgan
used the Titanic as a way to
kill off this competition, which is
Jacob Astor, Strauss,
and Guggenheim.
Which, I like it because
there is a little bit of something
to it, and I say I like it, I hate it,
because of the people that actually believe
that this was something that happened.
But I like the fact that it has
some of the big aspects of a conspiracy theory.
Like, J.P. Morgan did have
a seat and did have a cat
been booked on the Titanic.
And then days before, he canceled his trip.
Yeah.
So he...
And then days while the ship was underway on those dates, he was seen in Paris shopping.
Mm-hmm.
He was out and about.
He was doing a thing.
They said he looked in fine health.
Yep.
So he was okay.
And supposedly his thought process behind this was he was killing competition, which he
wasn't because Astor, Strauss, and Guggenheim did.
did absolutely nothing.
And at that point, if you had added up all three of their wealth,
J.P. Morgan still was richer by far than everybody else that was on that boat.
He was, he made more money than literally everybody on the boat.
And again, J.P. Morgan owned White Star Line, correct?
Mm-hmm. Okay.
He was, he didn't own it outright, but he,
one of his companies was a part of the ownership group.
Okay, I'll talk about this one a little bit.
So, I think this ties into the, can tie into the first one.
but just thinking about
if someone would be capable of just getting rid of his
business rivals
would be okay with like that
I think it can't be real because that
banked on the most high class
people on that ship not having a seat on a lifeboat
true it would bank on them because
didn't Strauss get off
Levi died, I believe.
Or Isidore Strauss, not Levi Strauss.
I don't think they were related.
You said Levi Strauss?
Oh, is that like his nickname, Levi? It's just Strauss?
Well, Levi Strauss wasn't that the guy that made Levi's?
Yes.
Yeah, so a different guy. I don't think they were related.
Yeah, he didn't end up making it off the ship.
Okay, so he died on board.
Did Guggenheim?
Guggenheim died on board.
He was the one that went back to the parlor and got shit-faced while it sank.
And, but John Jacobaster survived or died?
Died.
Oh, shit.
So it did work.
All three of them did die.
Okay.
But nothing.
That still wasn't a, in planning stages, I would have thought had you, that's why I asked,
because all those people were extremely wealthy and would probably be able to get onto a lifeboat.
Yeah.
So that's why I was surprising all of them were alive.
Yeah.
I could see it from that perspective.
But like you say, the chances of it happening.
And how in the hell did J.P. Morgan just send them into an iceberg?
Like, how do you talk to Smith?
You're like, hey, this is your final voyage.
can you go ahead and smoke this iceberg and die yourself?
Yeah, like who do you have to get on board with that to...
Literally everybody.
Yes, it doesn't work.
No, not at all.
But I do like the fact that it does have all like the major grab components of a conspiracy.
Yeah, it gets you by the boo-boo and you're kind of thinking this is weird that he just didn't show up.
One of the ones that the nuts have taken a hold of, which I find it funny just because it's one of those things where they actually look into these things.
things and hope that it's true.
But J.P. Morgan was a big proponent of a Federal Reserve because they needed a way.
They just bailed out a bunch of different governmental agencies in America.
And J.P. Morgan was in favor of starting a Federal Reserve.
They said that one of the reasons why J.P. Morgan, one of these guys dead was because
Astor, Strauss, and Guggenheim all oppose the Federal Reserve.
And if he could wipe them out as very rich players in America, then he would have a chance
at starting the Federal Reserve.
And this kind of ties back to the William Randolph-Hur's thing is keep in mind that people
at this point in America are, these guys are basically congressmen.
If not in name, then they have so much pull or so many people in Congress.
Their political clout is second to know.
It's better than having your own party at that point.
Yeah.
Yeah, they have their own committees within Congress that basically vote to get stuff done for them.
So, Astor and Strauss had actually never taken, basically never cared about a federal
Reserve. They never taken a stance on it.
And Guggenheim actually supported
J.P. Morgan as somebody who
wanted a Federal Reserve. Okay. So
all the Q&on folks that want
to get in on the Federal Reserve and say
that it's all rigged in the Deep State and all that
bullshit, they can't even get their
facts straight on that. So while the theory
itself is complete bullshit, the
fact that those three men
died,
extremely, or benefited J.P. Morgan
extremely positively. Yeah.
Extremely positively. And like you say,
Steed is more of like the fantasy, like the unlucky mummy.
This has just enough logical thought in it to where it draws you into the point towards like,
maybe. I'll click on that.
Yeah.
Not to mention...
It's only 15 minutes. I'll watch it.
Not to mention the fact that you have to get everybody on board to kill them.
Was it actually worth it killing 1,500 people just to kill these three?
That's what I'm saying.
The loss of life for that.
rich people I don't think really cared a lot about people back then because I think they said that the
You think that's just a only back then thing?
Well, I don't think that Bill Gates is trying to kill people now.
I think back then they didn't care as much about it because they said that I think it was the Titanic was 1.5 million pounds to build back then.
and in the shipyards,
they had this deal where they averaged out to about
for every 100,000 pounds a ship would take to build.
They would call somebody like a life that was given up at that point.
So you could be okay with somebody dying for every 100,000 pounds
as far as the ship is being built.
Oh, I got you.
So, and only eight people died while they were making the Titanic.
So, I mean, they were ahead of schedule, I guess.
Eight people dying during the building of something now would raise a lot of red flags and they probably wouldn't get past the first or second.
I was going to say, yeah, one or two that you can't, you know, one is a horrible workplace accident, two in your, you know.
Unsafe work conditions.
Exactly.
Eight different.
And if you allowed up to 15 for death back then, people that were lower income were definitely looked at different from rich people.
But 1,500 dead people, probably not something you can get away with.
No, but kind of going like what you said, kind of,
backing off of the cost of the ship.
So this is the one
that I not only believe
is most likely.
I actually think I actually
I think I believe
that this is more likely
than not likely
that this happened.
I want to believe it.
I just...
I'll argue it since you're on offense.
Okay.
And I'll give you the other.
This would be good.
This would be a nice little test.
So what does that make me
if I'm arguing for it?
Does that make me the defense
of the prosecution?
If you're defecutive,
the insurance thing, then you're in the defense.
And I'm trying to call bullshit as a prosecution.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So the theory is that the Titanic and its twin sister ship, the Olympic, were switched for insurance reasons.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Opening, opening arguments.
Basically, the ships had such subtle differences between the two.
I think I'm going to kind of work outside in on this.
Yeah.
that and the lettering on the ships was only in two places the back of the ship and I think at the very front very easily easy to be changed so at a glance they would look almost exactly alike if not exactly like the Olympic and the Titanic yes so the reason that they would switch these though is the Olympic being finished before the Titanic the Olympic actually had an accident where they was determined through the fault of the Olympic it somehow collided
to where a Navy ship, the USS Hawk,
or not USS Hawk, the HMS Hawk.
Or the HMS.
HMS Hawk,
hit the back of it,
and not the very back,
but probably, I don't know,
however many feet in,
within the last three quarters of the ship,
and caused really extensive damage.
It had, apparently,
warships also have a ram on them.
This one did,
because it specifically was designed and built
to take out bigger liners.
Okay.
So, and it was just an axe
that it occurred. So the Olympic actually had to go back for repairs at the same shipyard. Yeah,
so they could have repaired it where it was, but they could only repair it enough to actually go through
and replace everything. They had to bring it all the way back down to Belfast. Okay. So once it got to
Belfast, it was there with the Titanic at the time. It was determined, though, that the Olympic,
the impact had actually caused an issue to where the ship
had developed a permanent list to port so just you know terminology list means a tilt
so a tilt to the left I think like it had a lisp to the left a list
well but it lisped to the left a little bit but it was a two degree list to the left
there was a report that someone who'd survived the Titanic had noticed during the normal
sailing of it that the ship seemed to be
listing a little bit to the left.
So that's just one of the pieces of the evidence.
What they determined was that because this ship had been damaged
and wasn't able to be fixed unless they basically
cut the ship in half and had to do some
structural repair to it, they patched
the ship up.
They took everybody
that was working at the time when the
Olympic came in, they took everybody that was working
on the Titanic at that point
and switched them over to the Olympic to get
working on it. When the
Titanic arrived, or the, I'm doing quotes I know, Titanic arrived where it was, I really should have looked up where it actually took off from Southampton.
Southampton, okay. When it arrived in Southampton, they said that they were still smelling fresh paint on it, but they were saying that that was just from the parts of the ship that they were originally painting, not from repairs or anything like that.
there was also
the fact that the ships themselves
didn't have like any type of specific
I want to say like either
furniture or
like dining wear or anything like that
that was specific to either the Olympic or the Titanic
so it was all the same
they were basically indistinguishable and interchangeable
and as no one had seen
the Titanic at that point
even if there was something from the Olympic or anything like that
any similar features no one had seen that before
the Titanic to compare it to the Olympic so
are you going to bring up the portholes oh one of them didn't the Olympic have
16 port holes at the very front yep the Titanic had 14
and pictures that were taken at Southampton before the launch of the Titanic
showed 16 port holes yep okay thank you for helping
argue my point.
Two men of the law sitting here battling it out.
We've got to give each other the benefit of a doubt.
I think the hardest part to believe in this is the doubt that they could get away with making a switch like this.
But I think that's because people are so used to surveillance and being very up to date on information and everyone having a camera.
This was a time when the only people that were working on these ships were people that worked at the docks.
There was no, like, nobody monitoring anything.
No.
And so all you had to do was bring in people to fix up the Olympic, get her going, get her out,
and then what do you do?
You pay one person to go back and paint over the name and paint the new name on it,
and you do the same thing, or you make the switch at night.
You get a small crew to go ahead and change them at night, the order of them.
Because, I mean, you did, that was a huge undertaking, was to move a ship out, move it over.
but if you get even a hundred guys, you know, the company in Belfast, what was it called again?
Harlan and Wolfe.
Harlan and Wolfe.
You get a crew of a hundred guys.
And you're like, guys, you're getting an extra money from the boss.
We're going to go and move these ships around.
Get them ready to go.
Well, because knowing that it's going to take so much longer for the Olympic to be repaired,
if you send the Titanic out as the Olympic, you're back to making money.
which is what you need to do at that point.
You're back to...
I mean if you send the Olympic out,
wait, what do you mean?
Well, if the thought process was
that you needed to switch the boats
and make the Olympic the Titanic
and the Titanic the Olympic,
if you're closer to finishing the Titanic
than you would be to repairing the Olympic.
Correct. To make the Olympic, the one that goes back out,
you're at least back to making money.
Gotcha, okay, yes, that makes sense.
And then since the Olympic
would never technically be
without a huge cost
would never be
not listing and having damage to it
the theory which I believe
is that they were switched out
so if something did happen
it happened to the
ship that was already damaged
it didn't happen to a viable asset
it was already a damaged ship and so they could
claim the insurance at that point because before that
insurance did not pay out
they had insurance on the Olympic but because
it was determined that it was the fault of
the white star line
Yep.
The military didn't have to pay.
No, and who's going to make the military pay?
The government's not going to pay for something like that.
I still think they would if it was their fault.
There would be lawsuits.
I'm not saying, like, for the...
They'd be like, oh, yeah, we're the good guys, let's pay.
No, they would have to pay just basically because it was the fault of the military.
Yeah, I just wouldn't expect the government to be like putting a thumb on that scale.
The insurance denied the claim.
So they had to pay for the White Starlink, had to pay for all of the repairs.
Yeah, I agree.
So is this cross now?
No, no, you sound convinced, so I think we're good.
Yeah, no, I'm with you and I want to believe it
because it does make the story more fun.
And I don't want a torpedo the whole thing right at the beginning.
So I'll go through some of the other things.
The yards that were a part of...
Harlan and Wolf.
Yeah, Harlan and Wolf down there where they were building these ships.
The Olympic was in Yard 400.
and the Titanic was in Yard 401, so they were right next to each other.
And when they would send things back and forth to like the different areas where they were building,
they would actually spray paint the numbers of the yards on there,
so they would make sure to get the right stuff there.
Everything that was found on the Titanic was Yard 401 that they've seen,
like as far as on the engines and on the propellers and everything like that.
So it would have had to have gone back, sand it off all the 400 yards,
numbers on the Olympic and then repainted it all 401 and supposedly this happened in a very
short period of time that that would have been tough to do. The other issue where you were talking
about they would have to just switch out the names because there was only Olympic on a few areas
and only Titanic on a few areas. The areas where it was it was actually embossed inside the
steel so they were punching it down in and then they were painting it over so you would have
had to have pounded that metal flat, reimbossed it, and then repainted it all in that time,
which would have been very difficult to do.
You don't think you could have gotten away with just painting over the same whole color,
the embossing, and then embossing something above it or below it and painting that.
Like painting it ship-colored and then re-embossing.
Yeah, I mean, I suppose it's plausible.
Or not embossing it, because did they know was the one down on the bottom of the ocean,
and they confirmed that that one is embossed?
I don't know
I haven't gone that far
Yeah exactly
Okay point for you
The other thing that I feel like
Is sort of the death nail
In this one
And it just strictly comes down to numbers
The repairs and everything
That were going to be needed
For the Olympic
Were right around $7 million
And the insurance policy
That was on the Titanic
was worth $5 million.
So even if you were to collect the insurance policy on the Titanic sinking,
you're still net negative $7 million in the hole.
You mean $5.
If you get $5 million back,
but the damages that you needed to repair were $7 million,
you're still $2 million short of covering all the damages that you would have gotten to repair.
And you're down to ship.
Yep.
So, I mean, I feel like that's kind of the one thing is it doesn't make financial,
sense to sink something that's worth less than what you need to repair the other one.
And like you said...
Maybe they didn't plan on it sinking, though.
The Titanic?
Or the Olympic as the Titanic?
Sure.
Maybe they were just like, you know, if we would have one of the sinks.
But if it doesn't sink, you don't get the insurance.
Listen, man.
We both made some good points.
Okay, yeah.
You know what, but it, you know.
That and, not to cut you off, but.
the fact that the patchwork
that they would have had to have done on the Olympic
to have it go that far
like why would you not just sink it
like a thousand miles? Why would you wait the
extra three days? Why would you not drive it
a little bit out and then be like oh we had a failure
and drop it in the ocean there?
Here's my counter. I got one.
I got one for you.
The Titanic was supposed to be
this
you know magnificent ship and everything
so what if their plan was to have
the initial
Titanic
You know, voyage
The Olympic as the Titanic
Doing the Titanic voyage
But because it was
So many eyes on it
They wanted that one to go through
Drop off everybody
And then on the way back
Something would happen to it
And it would sink
When there wasn't as much vision
I mean because you know
It's still going to be
Very very visible in the media
But like
And there were people
Probably coming back
But what if it also
Was a plan
For it to get back
And then go back
to the shipyards and then make the switch again.
He'll double ship switcheroo.
The double switch?
Yeah.
Anything is plausible.
I'm not shitting on that idea.
You know what?
I'm feeling, let's revisit the mummy.
As much as I love conspiracy theories, which is a ton,
I want something like this magnitude to be true.
I want the big dupe.
I just, I don't feel like it's there with this one, unfortunately.
We will get to some later on down the line where I do feel like there's more valid conspiracy theories.
This one just seems like it's there and there is stuff for it,
but it doesn't make enough sense when you really break it down,
which I'd love to think that.
I'd love to think that we just had one big ship that was one big disaster that killed 1,500 people,
that there was something behind it other than just some guy smoked an iceberg that didn't get seen.
and didn't hit it straight on.
But I just, I don't see it there.
There's other ones.
Supposedly there was a coal fire,
and the coal fire that happened
had weakened the structure
where they took the shot from the iceberg.
Are we talking along the lines?
This is World Trade Center.
Yeah, yeah.
Jet fuel weakening steel beams?
The beams.
Gotcha, okay.
That one just doesn't really seem as logical either.
I think I heard about that one.
That one's ahead of the mummy.
Yeah, I feel like it would be tough for like
Steeridge people not to know that there was a giant fire below deck where they were
That seems like something that they would probably figure out pretty quick
What was the other one?
Potentially it was a German U-boat that shot down
That fired a torpedo and hit the Titanic
Which did end up happening unfortunately to the Britannic
They ran over a mine during World War War I
that was left
that sunk them.
What do you do
World War I fucking ocean mine
look like?
Is that the old school one
with like all the prongs?
It would have to be.
Secured by a chain?
Yeah, and it would have to float
because if it's on the ocean floor,
you're not going to run across that.
And then all those little arms are just a sensor.
Yeah.
It just presses if something hits it
and it detects it.
So just the ultimate bad luck
of hitting that.
The California,
another ship that was rescued
was shot down
during World War I
by another submarine by a U-boat.
So it seems like there was just a lot of other things
that were happening to ships.
There's a lot of shipwrecks out there from this time
and from World War I.
I don't know if any of that stuff,
I mean, it does lend to the conspiracy theories,
but I just feel like this was a bad place to be at a bad time.
I was, when I was watching this last night,
It kind of made me think about what other, you know, this was a natural disaster.
Not a natural disaster, sorry.
A disaster.
What do you consider caused by a natural disaster?
It's a natural disaster.
It would be like an earthquake or a hurricane or something caused by nature.
It hit an icebergs caused by nature.
But was it the iceberg's fault or was it the boat's fault?
The liner's fault.
We'll just call it a disaster.
Okay.
So you can make it.
disaster movie, but you have to make it a love story.
I don't see it that way. That's where I feel like you're wrong. That's why I don't want to see it.
Here we go. I'm going to name you a few examples because I listed these in my head and we're
going to see if we can think of more. Okay, so Titanic. It's a disaster. It has the love story.
That's what's based on. Pompey.
If this ends up at Twister. Pompeii.
Yeah.
That was literally, it was about Malvasuvius erupting and destroying Pompeii, but it was the love story
between John Snow from Game of Thrones and whoever the chick was in it.
I can't remember.
Okay.
Pearl Harbor.
That's a...
Love story.
That's a three-way love story.
The new Midway movie...
There's not really a love story, I guess, but there is part of it between Mandy Moore and the guy that plays Richard Best.
So still...
Yeah.
Still love story in there.
Forrest Gump.
there's not really natural disaster in that
there's like every disaster around though
there's historical moments but I don't think there's disasters
the only disaster is like a...
You don't consider a World War a disaster?
In Vietnam?
Or Vietnam a disaster?
Yeah but there's no real level... Forrest Gump is just so many stories on one
and that's its own thing
but I'm trying to think like
think of like a disaster movie
that's come out with a disaster based on a historical event
Twister?
There's...
Storm chasers?
On a specific historical event.
Pearl Harbor, Pompeii, Titanic.
Trimmers?
I don't feel like I'm living...
I don't feel like I'm describing what it needs to be.
No, it's a disaster.
I mean, big words.
But did that ever happen?
A historical event that they...
Not that I can think of.
San Andreas.
That happened with the Rock.
Yeah.
And I think there's a love story in that.
I think it's between him and his ex-wife or something like that.
Yeah, that's the one one.
So you need to spice up a disaster to...
You don't need to spice up.
That's the whole point.
You can't just sell on disaster alone.
People are like, we want to make a movie about the Titanic.
Okay, so who's going to be fucking in this movie?
And they're like, excuse me?
They're like, yeah, we're going to need like too hot, young...
A pit, a DiCaprio.
Yeah, an upcoming star to...
really sell the shit out of this, but I want it to be about the Titanic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do
your boat movie. But tell me, how do they get together? How does he get it in?
I don't like that, but I can't. I have nothing to refute it. You sprung this one on me, and I don't...
Armageddon, not a historical event, but...
Independence Day. Isn't it about... Yeah, he ends up getting back together, Jeff
Gobloom gets back together with his like ex-wife.
But not West Smith?
Yes, he goes and rescues that
Jasmine and her kid.
Come on, man.
Not even the bad ones.
Not even like, well, Ben and Black wasn't bad,
but there's still a love story there.
Aliens got to be the disasters, right?
I feel like you're missing the historical event
portion of this.
I'm just thinking disasters.
I know you are, but there are ones that are based on historical events.
Hey, we don't know.
Independence Day could be a future historical event.
They better hurt if they're going to do it
because Will Smith isn't getting any younger.
And he's getting real slappy.
And he's getting real slappy.
I'm saying people are not liking him too much right now.
I don't, I still, I can't get on board of seeing it,
but I just don't see how it all plays in.
Like, the fact that they did pull real people,
like Molly Brown and that kind of stuff into the movie.
but it just has to be a better story.
I feel like this was a pretty good story
that they could have made a movie about
without a love story.
Well, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if it would have been.
He got to cast a wide net
and he made,
the guy that made this
made freaking dances with wolves
in space with blue people.
And people fucking thought
it was better than this.
Did dances with wolves have?
Yeah, and then thank God.
Thank God Avengers came in.
Love story
Well and like I don't know
You know
I don't know how these people were in
Real life
But the way they portray
Ismay is he's the
shitty dad from Jumanji
I could see him being a shitty person
Yeah
Because he sent out a
A ship that didn't have enough lifeboats
Yeah so he's he's a douchebag
Thomas Andrews is kind of
He kind of seems like this quiet guy
That's just really excited about his boat
He's like Rose Rose
Look I put
all these finishing touches and like all this shit on it.
For a guy that comes out and says that it's an unsinkable ship,
they didn't run with that as like the advertisement.
Oh no, he's like when the ship hits,
he's like one of the first people to find like Jack and Rosen be like,
you need to find a life jacket and get to a boat.
And they're like, what?
And he's like, oh, we're all doomed.
I take back what I said.
Yeah, E.J. Smith seems like a competent guy,
which, again, he was the one captaining the Olympic when,
got hit by that freaking military ship.
So I don't know why you give him
the next new ship
except maybe it was just like
a happy retirement. Here's your last journey.
Well, and
another conspiracy theory
is that he was a cross-dresser
and he threw a
dress on and jumped down onto one
of the lifeboats and ended up living
and then had to live as like a cross-dresser
for the rest of his life dressed as a woman.
Which again, I don't
think that that's a good
conspiracy theory. It is kind of fun though.
You just wrote the script to Titanic too.
It could be.
You literally, there you go.
Follow the adventures of the former captain
Edward John Smith.
I could see that.
And he makes his way to Los Angeles.
With a big bushy beard and a dress on.
Margaret Brown obviously,
she got cool from this.
I mean, that's a pretty sweet story
to threaten people with an oar that you're going to
beat their ass if they don't go back and get people.
Yeah, she was based on how she actually was,
believe.
God damn it.
Kathy Bates did a fantastic job.
Violet Jessup,
being a lady,
just a certified badass
that survived that many sinking shit.
I don't know why you wouldn't put.
Huh.
Like,
with her being
that amazing story,
I don't know why.
Maybe I missed it in the movie,
but I don't recall any point.
Oh,
that she was probably,
she might have been a second
or third class passenger,
sorry, steerage.
She was a,
on the Titanic,
she was a member of the,
crew. She was like
a nurse basically, which is what she did
when she went onto the ship for World War I. See, no one got
hurt in the movie. Everything
was just so happy. Everyone was just drunk
and having fun.
They didn't know what was, they didn't know what was going to happen.
No, no, I guess that's true.
I guess between swimming
through all the sick and
the cabin biscuits down there,
it just must have been a grand old time.
Man, that movie makes you cold just watching it
because there's like scenes where
like Jacket's arrested.
and like handcuffed down in one like the lower levels
and she has to go down there and it's like
like boob deep water
she just like wait or way through the ship and she finds like
to get arrested
because the guy that's with her fiance
is like his personal security or like a former cop
so he has handcuffs and they go down into like a private compartment
and he ends up handcuffing him
all right
listen these are not factual people
I'm not defending that this actually happened.
Well, what would you do to put someone in like what they would consider the brig?
You would handcuff them.
I'd put them in one of those things that was filling up with water.
They didn't know at the time that the ship was sinking.
You're getting me away from my point.
I'm just saying you watch a movie and you see him going through this water and you're like, oh, I need another blanket.
I imagine everything is cold that far out.
But, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how you can be one of the other.
of those people who's convinced to yourself
that they said it was an unsinkable ship
so you're not going to get on the life boat.
Like, you have to have a lot
of confidence in that being an unsinkable ship
to know that everything is going wrong
and you're saying, yeah, I'm going to hang out on board here.
They said it can't sink. Why would I jump into a lifeboat
that's super cold? I can just hang it
up here and listen to the band that won't quit playing.
They didn't know.
They didn't know.
David Blair, the fellow that took the key off the boat,
didn't exactly have a great end to his career after that.
He actually ran a ship on the land after he got off the Titanic.
So that was kind of the end of his career.
Not only did he help sink the Titanic by taking that key,
but then he ran another ship.
I don't blame him.
Probably open the goddamn cabinet.
Yeah.
You have a fucking crowbar on that.
Anything.
Like you said, bring up one of the coal guys with a shovel.
He could fix that situation real quick.
Oh.
And what's so weird now is like
Thinking of
Cruises now
No one ever thinks there's no danger
I mean there is
Wasn't there like one that got caught over in Italy
That ran ashore where they were on there for like 45 days
Or something like that
Everybody got sick
Yeah but I mean
COVID does that to cruise ships now
Well yeah but
There have been others that have run aboard
And then you look at places like
Loss of life like this, I mean, though.
Yeah.
Like, you never think about it in the terms of like, oh, this thing might sink.
No.
They also have life boats for everybody, and they're like covered lifeboats and they're
probably have fucking engines and...
You have fishing vessels that still sink doing different things that cold and people
do die from it a lot, but no big cruise ships.
I think every cruise ship probably learned from this and put on more than enough
lifeboats.
Because you don't want to be.
the ship that sinks. You can't.
There's got to be regulations. I don't know who is the entity
that oversees maritime law, internet. I don't know.
But there has to be a standard of shipbuilding. And I'm sure this
is probably what spurred it.
This happened, and then they were like, okay, never mind, new standard.
For every person you have on board, you've got to have a seat and a
light boat available for that person. I can see that.
Which is the most logical thing anyway to begin with.
Yeah.
Like, hey, what if we sink? Well, we should.
probably have enough room for everybody.
You know, maybe a couple extra people.
Yeah, give room for some stowaways.
Don't short us.
Like, yeah.
Throw an extra, throw one extra and maybe two extra boats on there.
You don't want to be the next ship that sinks after the Titanic happens.
That's a bad luck.
It's a great movie.
Well, I'm glad.
We'll see if we get to it.
I'd rather go back and watch Deep Throat than watch Titanic.
Maybe that'll be it
Maybe that'll be the order
I'll watch Deep Throat
Take some notes on that
Then get into Titanic
Less boobs
In the second one
All right man
You got anything else
No I think we cover it pretty well
I like the conspiracy theories
aspect of this one
I hope that
We get into some more of them
I'm less certain of mine now thanks to you
I want to believe it
I want to believe that something crazy happened
Unfortunately it just doesn't seem like it could have
No it seems like it could have
No, it seems like it could have happened, but the motive of banking, it's like the one about JP killing everybody.
Yeah.
There's no, for everything to have worked out, it doesn't, it doesn't make sense.
Had Astor Strauss and Guggenheim said no federal reserve, then things make a little bit more sense.
I think it was probably, I don't know, it might be aliens or some shit.
Could have been, yeah.
Maybe they didn't want the federal reserve.
All right, these dumb instincts, flint, eh.
Me, me.
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