Hits 21 - 2002 (6): Darius, Sugababes, Blazin' Squad
Episode Date: February 26, 2023Hello again, everyone, and welcome back to Hits 21, the show that's taking a look back at every UK #1 hit single of the 21st century - from January 2000, right through to the present day. Twitter: @Hi...ts21UK Email: hits21podcast@gmail.com
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Hello there everyone and welcome back to Hits 21
where me, Rob, me, Andy and me, Lizzie
all look back at every single UK number one of the 21st century
from January 2000 right through to the present day.
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Thank you so much for joining us again.
Just like our previous episodes,
we'll be looking back at some number one singles
from the year 2002. This time we'll be covering the period from the 4th of August through to the
31st of August 2002. So we had a bit of a longer stretch covered in the last episode,
but it seems that we've reverted back to not getting out of a month in the space of an
episode but hey we're reaching
the end of 2002 onwards and
upwards last week our poll
winner was
I'm pretty sure to Andy's delight
was A Little Less Conversation
by Elvis and JXL
well done
it won the vote despite
me forgetting to
put the poll on Twitter
but thankfully
a lot of people voted on Spotify
I apologise if
there are any Will Young fans out there
who would have voted on Twitter
and are now outraged
that the results are skewed
because of human error
in the testing process.
Yes, exactly.
I didn't rig shit
for I think you should leave fans.
But yes, okay.
Well, now Will knows what it feels like to come second.
Ha! That's how it feels, Will.
Yeah, for once in his life.
God.
Okay, right.
So, on to this week's episode.
And as always, we're going to give you some news headlines from around the time that the songs we're covering in this episode were at number one.
In Cambridgeshire, 10-year-old girls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman go missing. Their bodies are found two weeks later after what is still considered to be one of the largest police searches in
British history. Ian Huntley, a caretaker of a nearby school, is charged with their
murders while his girlfriend Maxine Carr is charged with perverting the course of justice.
Huntley was eventually convicted of the murders in December 2003 and sentenced to at least
40 years in prison while Carr served three years for her charges and
I think has changed their identity several times since. Meanwhile seven people die and nearly 200
people are infected in the worst outbreak of Legionnaire's disease in the Lake District town
of Barrow-in-Furness. The source of the bacteria was identified as a badly maintained air conditioning
unit on Portland Walk in the centre of the town. A £1.5 million settlement was eventually
agreed between Barrow Council and construction company InterServe.
Also Cherie Blair, wife of Prime Minister Tony Blair, suffers a miscarriage at home
in Downing Street. The story only emerges when the Blairs cancel their holiday to France,
resulting in many reporters assuming that their absence was linked to the ongoing crisis
regarding the prospective war in Iraq.
The films to hit the top of the UK box office during this period were As follows, Men in Black 2
For three weeks
And The Guru for one week
Meanwhile Channel 5
Announces plans to rebrand as
Five, which is a
Really successful rebrand because
I had no idea they ever did that
I just always referred to it as Channel 5
Did they have to wait for the band
Five to split up
before they could do that?
Yeah, I imagine they were
planning it in the mid-90s and it's like, right
guys, next week, get ready
for the big rebrand. Oh god, who's
that at number one in the charts?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
And then finally
they got their moment.
They should have done it all as one in a bit of marketing synergy
of like let's have them be the face of the
relaunch
yeah well you know like Spice Girls sort of launched the channel
they could have had 5 launch the channel
yeah
watch 5 on 5 there we go
that could have been a regular show
oh I'm in the wrong industry
anyway yeah meanwhile the first episode
of Dick and Dom
into Bungalow
is broadcast on CBBC
in the first episode
the contestants
known as Bungalow heads
are made to wear
fake moustaches
for as long as they can
are treated to a performance
from a 67 year old
tap dancing granny
and Dick balances
a packet of McVitie's
digestives on his head it was quite
cheap television wasn't it really dick and tom into bungalow balance some digestives on your head
i've watched them i've watched episodes of that since and like i'm really surprised that like
they basically that show just advertises lots and lots and lots of cocaine to children on the Saturday morning.
But they're just, that show is nuts.
See, I have to say I met Dom from Dick and Dom once.
And he happened to be doing a book signing and the queue dried up.
And so me and my family just went over and talked to him and he was incredibly lovely.
So just to shout out that as well.
And I think of all the many Ant and Dec imitators
that were around this time in the wake of SMTV
I think Dick and Dom were the most
successful weren't they? With BAFTA
award winning Dick and Dom in the bungalow
which is just a lovely
thing I like to reference.
They were kind of
the tis was to Ant and Dec's swap
shop. I'll take your word on that.
Meanwhile the BBC publishes a list of the tis was to an index swap shop. I'll take your word on that. Meanwhile, the BBC publishes a list of the greatest Britons ever,
which was voted for by members of the public in 2001.
Among the top 10 are Oliver Cromwell, John Lennon and William Shakespeare.
So Winston Churchill takes the top spot.
Elsewhere in the list, Boudicca charts at number 35,
Boy George charts at number 46 and, for some reason,hica charts at number 35 boy george charts at number 46
and for some reason bono charts at number 86 despite being irish do you know looking at those
chart places rob you really should have read that one because it kind of reads like the charts it's
like gareth gates was at number one for one week before being knocked off at buddhica and plunging
to number 46 i just love this idea idea that Britons in the year 2000
were like, oh yeah, remember Boudicca.
I remember Boudicca.
Wasn't she great?
Really interesting that Boy George is relatively high.
Only just not beating Boudicca.
That's like, yeah, they're not similar people,
but they're charted very similarly.
I need to see that full list. I think there's got to be some weird ones in there and some
that probably with hindsight shouldn't be there.
Oh yeah, absolutely. Definitely.
Andy, how are the album charts looking at the moment?
Well, because it's a very quiet period on the charts, on the album charts this week, because it's a very short period, thanks for not staying at number one for very
long guys, there's only three albums to discuss this week, one of which we discussed last
week, which was By The Way by Red Hot Chili Peppers, which was still hanging around at
number one at the start of this period. We tore that a new one last week so let's move
swiftly on from that it was replaced
at the top spot by imagine by eva cassidy who we have mentioned before on this show as someone who
none of us are a particularly huge fan of but seems to really rack in those number one albums
oh so um yeah all full play to her yeah so she got a platinum album with Imagine before being unseated after one week by a little
band called Coldplay with a rush of blood to the head.
None of the singles off that album made it to number one.
And just to say what those singles were, it was In My Place, The Scientist, Clocks, God
Put a Smile on Your Face, all very successful, but none of them reached number one.
Yeah.
And the album was massive
it went 10 times platinum and was the highest
selling album of the year in 2002
10 times platinum
absolutely enormous, it's actually
outsells most of the albums
that we've covered on this show so far
a huge huge hit for Coldplay there
which very much is the way the wind is blowing
as the decade goes on shall we say
yeah it's a
Pretty good record, I think
Rush of Blood to the Head
It's not my favourite
Coldplay album, we'll come to that
In the future, but
You know, it's decent
I like Coldplay up to a point, that point is
Pretty much 2010
So we're still well before that
They're okay Well, I mean, not these days These days they're just a sort of 2010. So we're still well before that.
They're okay. Well, I mean, not these days. These days they're just a sort of a product.
They're not a band. They're just a thing. But they were okay in the noughties. I think they got ragged on a little bit too heavily, but we'll see. We'll discuss them at a later
date.
Lizzie, how are things in the States? How are things faring there?
at a later date.
Lizzie, how are things in the States?
How are things faring there?
Well, in the singles chart,
after a seven-week reign at number one with Hot In Here,
Nelly was eventually dethroned by Nelly,
whose song Dilemma, featuring Kelly Rowland,
hit the top spot for 10 non-consecutive weeks from mid-August to early November.
It also finished at number four on the US year-end list
and number 11 on their decade-end list.
Did it do as well in the UK, you ask?
All I know is my gut says maybe.
Oh, Lizzie!
Hello!
Tease.
Yeah, well, meanwhile in the albums chart,
it's much busier.
We've got four different albums for the month of August 2002.
And the first of these is Busted Stuff by Dave Matthews Band,
which hit the top spot for one week, selling 600,000 copies in its first week
and eventually going double platinum in the US.
I couldn't find any data for the UK.
I'm assuming it just didn't chart because nobody bought it because nobody cares.
After that, Toby Keith scored his first number one album with Unleashed,
which went four times platinum in the US
and finished in the top 40 of the year end list for 2002 and 2003.
Again, couldn't find any data for the UK.
Assuming nobody cares because it's Toby Keith.
Why would we?
Yeah.
That stayed at number one for one week
before being overthrown by bruce springsteen and his album the rising which also got to number one
in the uk as we mentioned in the last episode it stayed at number one for two weeks in the us
eventually going double platinum and finishing at number 34 on the year end list and to finish
off august the number one spot was taken by
who else
Nelly
with Nellyville
returning to number one
for one more week
oh god
that guy owned the planet
for a short while
didn't he
it really was Nellymania
in 2002
yeah
he really did pack up
his drunk and say goodbye
to the circus
yeah
Lizzie did you mention
that Toby Keith album was it did it say it was unleashed unleashed
yeah unleashed that is the one that opens with i think what is probably the most american song ever
the um courtesy of the red white and blue oh is that the one that's like we'll put a boot in your ass in your
ass it's the american way yeah um i mean i'm just gonna read some lyrics to this just for a second
i'm gonna do an aside andy have you ever heard this song before uh no not at all but i was just
about to jump in with a challenge to the most american song ever but do go on go on i'm willing
to hear this this challenge may be ended very shortly. So,
lyrics are, American girls
and American guys will always stand
up and salute, will always recognise
when we see old glory flying
there's a lot of men dead, so we can
sleep in peace at night, we lay down
our head. And then
imagine, like, in a really smooth
country voice,
my daddy served in the army.
Where he lost his right eye, but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day he died.
He wanted my brother, my mother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack.
A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye man we lit up your world like the fourth of july and then the uh the chorus goes hey uncle sam put your name at the top of his list and the
statue of liberty started shaking her fist and the eagle will fly man it's gonna be hell when you
hear mother freedom start ringing
her bell and it feels like the whole world is raining down on you brought to you courtesy of
the red white and blue okay so yeah god patriotism man like um yeah yeah i remember getting played
that in a music lecture at university about 10 years ago.
A lot of people were laughing in that lecture.
So, moving on to the songs this week.
Andy, did that actually end your challenge?
It did.
The only other one I was going to suggest was an American trilogy by Elvis,
which is where he combines three old American folk songs about how great America is,
particularly related to the American Civil War.
And it's absolute schlock.
It is awful.
Don't ever listen to it.
Really, don't ever do it.
Like, I've got to warn you,
don't ever listen to it.
It's terrible.
So bad.
Do not listen to an American trilogy by Elvis.
It sucks.
You're making it more appealing.
You're only making it more appealing.
Okay, on to this week.
Back over to the UK.
And our first song this week that we're going to be looking
at is this. Feeling blue
When I'm trying to forget the feeling that I miss you
Feeling green
When the jealousy swells
And it won't go away
In dreams
Feeling yellow
I'm confused inside
A little hazy, but I know
When I feel your eyes on me
Feeling fine, sublime
When the smile of yours creeps into my mind
Nobody told me I'd feel so good
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful
Nobody warned me about your smile
You're the light, you're the light when I close my eyes
I'm colourblind
You make me colourblind
Okay, this is Colourblind by Darius.
Released as the lead single from his debut studio album entitled Dive In,
Colorblind is also Darius' first single to be released in the UK, and of course his first to reach number one.
It is also his last.
Colorblind went straight in at number one as a brand new entry knocking Gareth Gates off the top of the charts.
It stayed at number one for two weeks. In its first week atop the charts,
it sold 111,000 copies and beat competition from Black Suits Come In Nod Your Head by Will Smith,
which got to number three, I Need a Girl by P Diddy featuring Usher, which got to number four,
and Boys by Britney Spears featuring Pharrell Williams, who is credited as P. Williams on the track,
which got to number seven.
In its second week at the top,
it sold 62,000 copies in beat competition
from In My Place by Coldplay,
we mentioned it before, that got to number two,
Like a Prayer by Madhouse, which got to number three,
and Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup,
which got to number eight, and Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup, which got
to number eight. Bowling For Soup. When it was knocked off the top of the charts, Colorblind
dropped one place to number two. By the time it was done on the charts, it had been inside
the top 100 for 19 weeks. The song achieved gold status in the UK in May 2020, which was two years before Darius sadly died at the age of 41.
Andy, colourblind Darius, how about it?
Yeah, so I mean, I mainly want to talk about Darius himself rather than the song, because
I do think he's a very interesting character. The deer departed Darius, we have to say.
Absolutely awful news to hear about that.
Very, very recently, unfortunately.
And I've always thought he's such an interesting character
because he is the first example, really,
of a joke contestant on a talent show.
But he really did change that narrative
and seized it in a way that was very ahead of its time
and very clever.
He really reminds me quite a lot of Ryland,
who, of course, started on The X Factor,
in that they both were very clearly positioned
as silly joke contestants
who you're supposed to boo and jeer and go,
no, they shouldn't win.
But actually, beneath the surface,
both Darius and rylan clearly
far more intelligent than with then they led on clearly far more aware of how this all works
and they knew that there is a game to be played here because uh it there's a real stark difference
as far as i remember from how darius came across on pop stars compared to pop idol where on pop
stars he sort of came across as this kind of hippie type figure, you know, in a long ponytail who wore turtlenecks quite a lot, who did,
mostly known for, I have to say, the world's worst version of Baby One More Time. It was so awful,
hilariously bad. And that was kind of the overriding image of Darius and why he was
brought onto pop idol, because like, oh, remember that funny, bad singer?
But he totally sees that and actually came across as a very credible artist throughout Pop Idol.
And now he's got that kind of runner-up thing, which we talked about a few weeks ago,
where you're able to take your time a bit more.
There's no pressure on you.
And he's come out with what I think is actually a pretty good song here.
It's not perfect, and I do have criticisms of it which
I will get into but what I really like about it is this lyrical gimmick of naming all the colours.
It just works for me as a gimmick. It's really silly and it is sort of got that kind of tinge
of cringe if I can call it that of like you know you kind of vaguely want to laugh at this song a
little bit because it plays on that colour gimmick so hard and you know they've really kind of used every possible
metaphor to do with colors in those lyrics but it works for me and it is a catchy song as well
i think he's just got the right mix here of being you know an artist who is very poppy who you
remember from a talent show who's got that appeal, but also has come up with a genuinely quite decent song here
with a gimmick in it that is, you know,
we'll catch the kids and we'll catch the nanas at home,
but also it's just a nice song.
It really kind of struck me that we're very much
on the cusp of Busted coming around,
and I could totally see a rockier version of this
being a Busted single.
Like, it's that sort of thing that has that sort of crossover appeal and I
think it's it's quite understandable to me why I got to number one like it just
has all the right ingredients really the things I don't like about it are first
of all it's just a little bit dull a little bit overproduced it's it's quite
straight down the line
it's a pretty straight up
debut single for someone who was off a talent show
which is a little bit
disappointing because he could have done something much more
wacky and different. I also don't think
his voice in terms of tone
and texture is
the greatest really, like he's got
very good range and the song
he does a very very good job with actually singing it, he's got very good range, and the song, you know, he does a very, very good job with actually singing it,
but he's got a little bit of a sort of restrained voice,
which doesn't have that much emotion in it, unfortunately,
and I think that kind of robs the song
of a little bit of an X factor that it could do with.
But I'm just happy to see Darius here, to be honest.
I think the way he sort of came across
is someone who just wanted to be a pop star.
Like he wasn't in it for the reality TV experience.
He wasn't in it for, you know, the kind of tabloid fame because he never really pursued any of that.
He went on pop stars, he went on pop idol, and then he took his time and released a single, which is quite good, followed by some less successful singles.
He just wanted to be a pop star. He's the right kind of person to be going on a talent show and i think it's very hard not to root for him and not hard and hard to not look
back on him very fondly um so full credit to him and you know it's very very sadly missed it's not
the greatest song in the world but it's one of those songs that i just kind of smile when i
listen to it because it's like isn't this kind of fun you know isn't this just a sort of clever song
and i don't really
feel like it could have come out with anyone else from that era except good old darius dinesh so
yeah it's a thumbs up from me for this yeah yeah okay yeah lizzie how about you yeah um it's a
really good summary andy and i think i'm like i'm really glad you mentioned the whole um going from pop stars to pop idol and it it almost being like he was two different people in one sense he
came through on pop stars is like oh god he's terrible but we're going to keep him on because
we want to see what he does next he's so wacky and like by the time he gets pop idol it's more like
oh no but he's actually he's a serious musician and he's stuck
in this world full of you know this this television show and he deserves so much better because he's
an artist but it's like this is a song apparently that he'd written some years before and i think it
kind of shows like the color motif is it's fine I don't know, it's very obvious straight from the get-go what it's doing.
And I think once you've sort of picked up on it,
it doesn't really develop much into a theme that you can really hang on to much.
It is just this kind of labored color motif.
It's like some of the lyrics are really kind of labored color motif it's like some of some of the the lyrics are really kind of
stretching like feeling red feeling red when you spend all your time with your friends and not me
instead feeling black when i think of all the things i feel i lack it's all like this really
needs a rewrite and and as much as like this must have been big because it was number
one for two weeks right in the middle of summer but i have no recollection of ever hearing the
song before this week oh gosh i do oh really yeah it was big yeah at all um i guess it must have
been one of those things that's kind of passed me by because I don't know I don't think it's terrible
um I think Darius has a really nice and quite distinct voice it's certainly not something
I'd expect to have come from a talent show I'd expect it to be you know maybe a bigger name but
this is just a bit of a it's an okay track but I don't love it I think
there's just something
missing here that I feel
could have really put it over the edge
instead it's just this okay song
with a bit of a weird conceit
so yeah I'm kind of in the middle
with this one
well true to form I think
I land in the middle of both of you two
I think this is sort of lovely
and tuneful and sort of
cute and adorable
I thought, like Lizzie, I would be
put off by the colours gimmick
in the lyrics
or the feeling blue, feeling green stuff
but
there's something sort of weirdly charming about it,
even down to the Jade,
jaded pun.
Like when you think he's going to say feeling and he says,
Jay did.
I think it's that kind of thing that kind of stitches the song together in the end.
Um,
seeing which colors he'll go with next and which colors he leaves out and that sort of thing.
And I sort of think the chorus is
I tell you what I'd love to I'd pay to write a chorus that instant you know like just the
nobody said you would be so it just it you know it goes up and down and it has a lot I think it
has a lot of character um to the the chorus the arrangement feels quite warm and bright
in the way that I think that it's shooting for.
But I can't shake the feeling
that Ronan Keating could do this very easily.
His name was in my head.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can see that.
I think what Darius brings that Ronan can't is character.
Darius doesn't have a great voice,
but he allows it to squeal and squeak and add a bit of colour, pun not intended, to the vocal
performance that I don't think Ronan would bring. I think Ronan would play it very straight.
But this all feels a bit safe and it still feels a bit managed. It's like the safest possible
version of itself that it could be
like just we've got to make sure that we bag this you know like it's you've got to go for a number
one and it's like there's probably a conversation where it's like we've got to make sure that we
secure this you know because this could set you up and so i think i imagine he's probably made a
few concessions with the sound of this um but still bless him i think you know i know we've kind of mentioned it
but i think that people do kind of forget like that he was a bit of an embarrassment at first
on pop stars but then he came back and changed his image and he managed to get a number one
single out of it and a platinum selling debut album so fair enough like i think it's just
darius is one of those guys like you said like rylan i mean rylan's twitter bio i think is
something like started out as a joke but now i'm the one laughing or something like that and i
think you know there are people who go into fame and go into celebrity and know it's all a game that you just have to play and it seemed
like darius was pretty like you say pretty switched on with like how you could cultivate
an image before you were even really famous and then launch yourself off it but i think
darius also benefited from not people forgetting about him because i don't think you forget a name like darius
like it's not a name that you know it doesn't blend in with all the other names out there
darius like how many famous people do you know that are called darius and i mean there's there's
england and former city and villa footballer darius vas you know, like, it's not a, it's not a name that, like,
is really common. Even before he died, I think if somebody was to mention Darius to you,
you would go, oh, yeah, Darius, I wonder how he's doing, I wonder what he's up to these days.
You know, he wasn't overexposed, it was like he had a couple of top 10 singles,
everybody thought quite nicely about him, he went away and did some other stuff and even like but then when he did die there was there
was this sort of strange outpouring of grief where it's like i feel like we all have a collective
niceness there's a warmth towards darius and from darius i think everybody just signed it
sort of looks back and goes oh him yeah i remember him
it was you know like a an icon from a different time an icon for a very short period of time but
wasn't overplayed or overdone or on the tv too much i think i think people would have remembered
him fondly whether if even if he was still alive.
He sits in this very interesting place in reality TV and pop music,
like recent history, where he was positioned as a kind of quirky... I'm not going to say joke, because he wasn't that on Pop Idol.
He might have been that a little bit on Popstars,
but he was definitely the kind of,
they shouldn't really have got this far in the competition, like you say.
He was sort of in that place. But when you compare him to those who came later in that slot
like jedward and wagner and honey g and people like that you know chico and chico they had a
kind of obnoxiousness to them about them that like you know they weren't very good singers you know
it was quite annoying that they got that far in the competition you really a part of you genuinely wanted them to go like you were quite annoyed at their continued
presence on the show it was never like that with darius it was always very soft touching that he
was a bit different and he was a bit odd but you enjoyed watching him like you wouldn't have had
any problem with him getting all the way through those shows and he did nearly get all the way
through pop idol and i think he was just so completely uncontroversial despite the fact that he had risen from a point of notoriety you know he was still
completely uncontroversial and people had really enjoyed what they'd seen of him and he'd never
annoyed people with his presence on those shows and i think that makes a really big difference
to the legacy that those kind of acts have yeah totally totally agree about that um okay we'll move on and second
up this week is this Round and round, spending night on me I don't need no man, got my kicks for free
A wheel rides the fire, gonna be down low
I don't need nobody but my honey
When I go out, baby
Round and round, spending night on me
I don't need no man, got my kicks for free
When you stare at my face
You're messing with my brain
If you try to convince me
Then you better think again
If you move to the music
The music's got to give
If it's too complicated
That's the way I wanna live
If you hate me
I will show you
How to brain me Into something new If you hate me, I will show you How to bring me into something new
If you want me, run away now
If you stop me, then I'll hit the ground
Here we go
Here we go
Round and round, baby, round and round
Standing out on it
I don't need no man, got my tricks for free
A wheel of light, stuff I don't want to be down low
I don't need nobody, got my honeys when I go
Okay, this is Round Round by Sugar Babes.
Released as the second single from the group's second studio album
entitled Angels With Dirty Faces, Round Round is Sugar Babes' sixth single overall to be released
in the UK and their second to reach number one after Freak Like Me reached the summit earlier
this year. It's not the last time we'll be discussing Sugar Babes on this podcast.
Round Round went straight in at number one as a brand
new entry knocking darius off the top spot it spent one week at number one in its first and
only week atop the charts it sold 62 000 copies and beat competition from romeo done by romeo
which got to number three yeah um james dean i want to know by Daniel Bedingfield, which got to number four.
Lovin' Is Easy by Hearsay, which got to number six.
Alone by Lasgoe, which got to number seven.
And Half A Heart by H&C, which got to number eight.
When it was knocked off the top of the charts, Round Round dropped one place to number two.
And by the time it was done on the charts it had been inside
the top 100 for 14 weeks the song achieved gold status in the uk in august last year so august
2022 just want to say about that rest of that top 10 there that there's a couple of names that pop
up there where it's like if it had been literally 18 months earlier then we might have been talking about them but
they're just beginning to like fall off the edge of you know their journey through the uh
sort of like massive public notoriety is kind of coming towards an end so here say get to number
six and ancient claire get to number eight when i think 18 months earlier we may have been talking
about them more in depth.
I'll go first on this one.
Round Round.
Erm, I love sugar babes in this mode.
Like they're trying to end the conversation with you because they've got somewhere much
cooler to be.
Like I said the last time we covered them with Freak Like Me that they're a different
kind of girl group. They approach the girl group dynamic differently, and I think this hammers my point home,
which is that they sound kind of aloof.
Like it's something Muchia really brings in her performances, I think.
They have a lot of what I'll call disinterested sass in their voices.
All three of them, they all sound like ice cold, emotionally non-committal,
and it makes them sound so cool, like they're the girls you want to be, um, there's all sorts of
exciting electro clash production going on around them, dare I say it, I think people credit Sound
of the Underground with a lot of things that Round Round sort of does first, like, I won't deny that
Sound of the Underground feels more dangerous and
new and we'll talk about that when we get to it but sugar babes are bringing something different
here too it feels like at this point we we sort of learned from all saints what they were capable of
given the right material and that the experience of this song is is great for me not as much as Freak Like Me just because
that bridge section the slow bridge where it kind of you know it really takes its time and switches
to a different atmosphere it doesn't quite work um i love the idea but i don't love the execution
it doesn't have the desired effect i think i feel like it suddenly lurches from this
cool aloof dispassionate dance track into this little ballad suite and it doesn't quite land
for me um but still it's not around for long and then we're back to the action which is really
thrilling and exciting and i'd had no idearo Clash appeared not only in the charts
so early but appeared so high in the charts. At this stage I always associate Electro Clash with
the second half of the 2000s, especially in the mainstream anyway, but yeah, Sugar Babe's really
bringing something here. So yeah, I'm a big fan of it. Not as much as Freak Like Me, but yeah, I'm into it.
Andy, what about you?
Yeah, it's interesting with this one
because I had not ever deliberately sat down and listened to this.
I remember it very well from the time,
but it probably been most of the 20 years that's passed since without me listening to
this song you know it's really just not a feature of my life at all so i was just going off the
memory in my head from a kid of what i thought of this really um then i actually sat down and
listened to it in preparation for the show and i just thought whoa there's loads about this that
i didn't remember um and it's gone right up in my estimations, I have to say.
The production is the star on this one, the same as Freak Like Me, the production is the real star of this,
where there's so many weird little instrumental choices that don't need to be there, but are there and really add something.
I think what really surprised me on revisiting this song is how un-poppy it is at various times that it
brings in a lot of other genres as influences like there's a kind of there's that rock guitar
in the background there's a kind of garage r&b kind of thing going on in the background with
the drums there's that weird atonal percussion that always leads up to the choruses which just
offsets me and it's something that i really really love hearing that it's something that I really, really love hearing that. It's something that's a little bit off tone,
a little bit out of tune,
just to kind of push you.
I mentioned this in Don't Call Me Baby,
that it has that one particular synth
that's out of tune that I just love.
There's loads to this that I didn't remember at all.
And as a kind of production number,
I thought, wow, this is really good.
Really, really good.
Way better than I expected.
But there are a few little downsides for me.
I have to make the same criticism of this, which I did of Freak Like Me,
which is that the Sugar Babes, as singers, are just completely lost in this song.
I disagree with you, Rob, actually, in terms of their voices as being, you know, sort of cold and aloof,
which I think that's the intent.
But to me, they just don't hold my interest.
The song is bigger than them, and they are quite dull to listen to as singers I find unfortunately
quite sort of nondescript
and this is a song that really isn't nondescript
it has a lot of interest to it
a lot of stuff built into it
and I think them as artists are kind of lost in that mix
they're sort of the last kind of afterthought of this song which
is a real real shame. You know, the comparison that is always made
between Sugar Babes and Girls Aloud and which you choose, you know, which is
better. For me the reason why I've always preferred Girls Aloud, we'll get to this
really when we get to Girls Aloud, but I always thought there was so much
character in them that they always seemed a bit quirky, like it just sort of
came out in their voices that you really got a sense of their personalities a sense of fun i don't feel like
you get that sense of fun from sugar babes voices in either this or freak like me and it is becoming
a problem for me and i think that's why the sugar babes in general tend to be a hard sell for me
but having said that it's a really really well produced song it was far far better than I was expecting the only other thing
that I'm not sure that I like is that breakdown in the middle before the last chorus because yeah
I mean I genuinely don't know I really don't know because part of me thinks it kills all momentum
of the song that it just slows everything down to a drag and then we have to find our way back
to a chorus again but then part of me find our way back to a chorus again.
But then part of me thinks, well, you know,
it kind of needs something at that time to keep it as interesting,
to keep it as fresh as it has been up to now.
It needs something extra.
I'm not really sure.
I think it's a weird choice, and I'm not... If I had to make a decision,
I don't really think that breakdown works for me.
And the chorus, I think,
is probably the least interesting part of the song.
I think, melodically, the chorus is nowhere near as interesting as the verses are
but those are kind of minor points really
and on the whole this is a big plus
I really enjoyed this far more than I was expecting
so Sugar Babes are doing well for me so far
I don't know if this will continue
but that's two out of two so far
that I've been far more raving about than I really ever expected to be
so let's see how it goes
but yeah this is a good one far more raving about than I really ever expected to be. So let's see how it goes.
But yeah, this is a good one.
Awesome. Lizzie, what about you?
Do you like it as much as me or Andy?
I think I do kind of land somewhere in the middle between you both.
It's like, I do agree on... I may as well just get it out of the way, so we're three for three.
I'm not as keen on the part where
it goes a bit slower, I think that's a
I think it's a neat trick to do in a song
and there's ways you can do it
where it can be really sort of
compelling and exciting like in
I don't know, French Kiss by Little Louie
but here
it does, I think it does
kind of sap a bit of the energy from the
song that it never fully pulls back, it does kind of sap a bit of the energy from the song
that it never fully pulled back because it's kind of towards the end.
But I don't think it's a major minus on it or anything.
It's not like a blotch.
It's just something that you could cut it out of the song
and the song would still be solid.
So that's the thing.
But yeah, I totally agree that this feels like it's sort of paving the way
towards sound of the underground later on where you've got the kind of discordant guitar backing
but you can barely make out the guitars it's all just like fuzz and noise and and kind of the
that combined with like the synthetic drums like you say it's quite electro clash and yeah I like
the direction they're going with this I think I also agree with you Rob that I do like the more
aloof vocals I think they can do that well where I don't want to say their vocals are anonymous
but that they are kind of detached from the song and it just adds to this, let's say, cool vibe they're going for.
They're not going for what we've been used to in pop
for the years before this,
where it's all showy and personality.
They're content with just sort of being in the shadows
a little bit more and not dominating the song around them.
It's just making it like it work as
a whole rather than having one or two personalities just standing out and dominating the spotlight
um but yeah all in all obviously as you know i i don't like this as much as freak like me but
that's fine there's there's not many songs that we're going to cover that I like as much as Freak Like Me
and yeah
I do really like this, I think it's held up
really well, if only
for that one bit
but we can forgive that
I think
I think what you said there Lizzie actually about
their vocals kind of becoming another
instrument as opposed to
the lead part, you know they kind of blend in.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's probably put in more concise words
what I was trying to put across about them
approaching especially the female vocal group dynamic
a bit differently,
where they probably know that they're not that strong as singers.
I think this is probably why other songs of theirs,
where they go, not for balladeering exactly,
but, you know, stuff like Too Lost in You.
Yeah, yeah.
Where, like, it's a good, you know, it's a decent song,
but I think maybe that's the reason that their voices
are a bit exposed in a song like that.
It just means that the numbers that are required to get to number one,
it doesn't quite manage.
You know, there's just like, you know, if 20,000 people decide,
maybe not.
It is the difference between a number one and,
as Too Lost In You got to number 10 so it's which is strange because
it's a song everybody sort of remembers probably because of love actually but um because i'm pretty
sure it gets used in that midway through the film but um yeah so cool right good that we're all
positive about sugar babes um our final song this week our third and final song
is
this
so tell me what you're gonna do
ain't nowhere to run
where judgment comes for you
where judgment comes for you
so tell me what you're gonna do
where there ain't no place to hide
where judgment comes for you
cause it's gonna come for you
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
Yeah!
So where you wanna go and pray?
You gonna make it someday?
You got a job so what you wanna raise?
Where you wanna act off?
What can you play?
This whole fame thing just comes one of these days And when it comes You got a job so what you wanna raise? Where you wanna act off? Why can't you play this whole fame thing?
Just comes one of these days and when it comes
You'll be one of a kind
But before this, keep all this in your mind
Cause it will hold you to the end of the line
Want all this, you'll be mad to decline
So what you gonna do when every day's the same?
Try and do this shit just for a glimpse of fame
Didn't mean to do it, just plug yourself to shame
Didn't wanna kill it, just try to play the game
When you reach the crossroads, where you gonna go?
Go with your conscience, let your feelings flow
Life's up, life's down, but fists can turn around
Innocent or guilty, you will soon be found
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Every day, every day, every day, every day
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Still we lay, still we lay
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads See you at the crossroads, crossroads, Crossroads, Crossroads, Crossroads, see you at the Crossroads, Crossroads, Crossroads.
Okay, this is Crossroads by Blazing Squad.
Released as the lead single from the group's debut studio album entitled In The Beginning.
Crossroads is Blazing Squad's first single to be released in the UK overall,
and of course their first to reach number one.
It's also their last. The song is a
reworking of The Crossroads by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony which reached number eight in the UK in 1996.
Crossroads went straight in at number one as a brand new entry knocking Sugar Babes off the top
of the charts. It stayed at number one for one week. In its first and only week atop the charts,
it sold 53,000 copies and beat competition from Addictive by Truth Hurts featuring Rakim,
which got to number three.
I did not know that Rakim was involved on a hit single.
What you got by Abs, which got to number five.
Number five?
That's Abs from five reached number five.
Oh, yeah.
At the same time that five relaunched, Channel 5, relaunched as 5,
and Abs From 5 reached number 5, all in the same week.
Illuminati confirmed.
Starry-Eyed Surprise by Paul Oakenfold, which got to number 6,
and Just The Way You Are by Milky, which got to number 8.
When Crossroads was knocked off the top of the charts,
it dropped one place to number two.
By the time it was done on the charts,
it had been inside the top 100 for 19 weeks,
and the song was certified silver in March 2021.
Some people going back during the pandemic and going,
oh, remember when we didn't have a big virus?
And that's probably what pushed
it over the line so lizzy crossroads by blazing squad how do we feel so blazing squad actually
played my school in 2003 no oh yeah god they did wow it was it was amazing. So from what I can remember, this was like,
would have been in sort of late winter, I think.
I would have been in geography class.
And I remember one of the teachers came and it's like,
you know, we've got a little surprise for you kids.
We need you to come to the sports hall.
It's like, okay.
Because I didn't know anything about this.
And we all sort of bundled in there.
And then Blazing Squad get up on the stage. And it's like, ah, because I didn't know anything about this. And we all bundled in there. And then Blazing Squad get up on the stage,
and it's like, ah, everybody goes mad.
And they do a couple of songs.
I think they did this one.
They did a couple of others, but I can't remember the names.
Did they do Flip Reverse?
No, because...
Love on the Line?
Love on the Line is one, yeah.
They probably did Love on the Line.
I think this was a couple of months before they did Flip Reverse.
But what had happened was we'd won a competition on a local radio station
for Blazing Squad to play our school.
Now, we weren't the only ones.
We won in tandem with a couple of other schools.
So I'm assuming that after they played our school,
they were kind of carted into the back of the van,
like Twirl King style.
They had to do seven other schools that day, presumably.
You get a signed picture of Kenzie,
it's like, well, that doesn't look like you.
Oh, that's the old Kenzie.
And so on.
But yeah, that's another memory from my childhood,
is that Blazing Squad played my school
that's pretty awesome
yeah
there's some evidence of it
in various places
but all the pictures have been taken with a potato
so it doesn't stick in the memory
and plus
it's that typical sports hall
where all the lights are orange
and you've got the apparatus in the back
that doesn't do anything
it never gets used
so yeah, good times
I suppose we should actually
talk about the song, shouldn't we?
I don't know though, because for a day
you were the envy of basically every
other school in the country
I don't know, in 2003 I think most of us
had moved on by 2003
Did you think so?
Oh god yeah
a little bit
then again
they get to number 2
with Flip Reverse
Flip Reverse
yeah yeah
yeah
I think they did
alright
that's pretty cool
by 2004 maybe
I don't know
the most famous group
to ever play my school
were a Christian rap trio
called the band
with no name
and they were from
Stockport
so take what you can Lizzie take what you can Christian rap trio called The Band With No Name and they were from Stockport so
take what you can Lizzie
they never played at my school
because I don't think they'd yet formed but
the band Lawson, the boy band
Lawson from the early
10s went to my school, were in the year above me
but they went together
while they were at school so I never got that
but they've probably played that school since
that's rubbish compared to Blazing Squad
I would say it's better than Band With No Name
but yeah
yeah the song
I've been putting it off for me
we'll talk about it
while I don't mind this cover I can't help but think
that it maybe misses the point of the original
which is like an unstated reflection on mortality as a tribute to Eazy-E.
And like most notably with the original, you don't hear the chorus until about two minutes in,
making it like a cathartic release in a clearly very emotionally charged song.
Whereas in this version, they just cut to the chase and they get the chorus
out there straight after the intro and again after about a minute and in a way I don't blame them
because it's a solid earworm of a chorus and it still sounds just as sweet and melancholic in this
version as it does the original but it loses a lot of its impact when they go back to it over and over again and when the verses here
don't really connect to the theme of the original and like the verses by far to me are the weakest
part of this track and make them come off as like a fifth rate so solid crew where they're each
taking turns to rattle off bars that are part forgettable and part questionable.
You know that bit, like, didn't want to kill her just trying to play the game.
What's all that about?
We never said he did.
It's always about killing women.
What? Where did that come from?
Anyway, aside from that, the production's nice enough,
even if it is just a slightly flatter rendition of the original.
And the chorus is
always going to be a winner it's just that that lack of something truly unique and special which
means that Blazing Squad kind of feel like they're already on borrowed time as soon as they've hit
the scene like there's already a sea change in UK hip-hop which is well underway but they seem completely isolated from all of that
instead what they strike me as is a bunch of lads who are really into American hip-hop and whose
idea of a unique selling point is having a London accent on top of that like they didn't deserve the
backlash that they got from the press at the time I don't think but i don't think they deserved any more than this sole number one either yeah i don't think anything ever deserves
groups like this anyway that get backlash from the press for whatever reason you sort of look
back at them you know 20 years hence and you sort of go what was all the fuss about like either way
yeah they just seem like a bunch of lads like you know
I'll go second on this one
Andy you can close off
this is sort of cute
I guess like I watched that video
and I recognise a lot of the lads from my own
life like you know you can
smell the Calvin Klein aftershave
and the VO5 wet look gel
oh definitely
emanating out of the screen
you just sort of look at them
and it's like you recognise the shirt
like Lacoste
or something like that
I can smell the Link's Africa from here
Exactly, yeah
there's an image that's
very clearly cultivated in that
I love the set piece in the video by the way
with the kind of like half-finished
you know, like dual carriageway that's
kind of hanging over
this urban landscape that they're in.
They seem like they're having a good time.
I think there's a general sense
in the video of like, literally
like last week I was
doing a Sunday job in a shop and now
I'm like filming a video for something that's going to
be a number one single. Like, whoa! You you know that sort of thing it seemed like something like that
happened overnight I think this cover does interesting if not entirely successful things
with the arrangement of the original I've also noticed Lizzie that they pull the chorus forward
by a good 90 seconds so that they can do it two and three times yeah
because they know it's the most memorable bit of the original song and so they just go like oh yeah
fine we'll just front load it and then overload it and yeah people will buy into that you know
that the performances are charming ish and i can appreciate the technical ability that they all have
and i think also there is this kind of feeling that like you know
now i'm 28 approaching 30 i feel so much warmer towards pop stars who haven't even hit 20
even when i don't like the stuff that they're doing like when i was a kid when i was also 16
or 17 it's like who are these people and we'll get into a lot of that in like 2010 2011 but like
obviously at the time i was like eight when this came out so blazing squad are like whoa who are
these dead old guys like who are they like you know they seem so much mature so much more mature
than me um but the problems are plentiful uh they start with the obnoxious gang vocals, and I think that
it just sort of seems a bit adorable when it's not supposed to be. They're supposed
to be adorable visually to 14-year-old girls, but it does seem a little bit like they're
trying to make them more than just a group of boys. Like, you know, they've all got aliases.
There's 10 of them, so be scared.
But, like, it also seems like they would be adorable to grandmas as well.
And I don't think that's good for their street cred.
Like, you know, they don't have a G in blazing.
So they're supposed to be...
That's supposed to alienate everybody over 40 straight away.
Blaze Inn?
What's that? You know that sort of thing so
I don't know if they come across as
I think this is the thing
with Bone Thugs and Harmony
their name says everything that you need to know about
them which is that they play hard and soft
and that they're quite good at
both of those things
the original track especially
um that e99 um eternal um is like a big you know it's a big deal that album and they play that
balance really well and i think my issue with this my main issue with this my overriding problem is
that something's lost in translation like you said lizzy like the original
which was originally called crossroad and then they did it again for the crossroads both versions
what i absorb from the original songs is pain and i think it's pain that's unique to the lives of
young black americans who grow up in urban poverty and they
grow up surrounded by violence and they have to grow up fast and they lose friends before they're
25 like the original version of this was written about someone one of their friends who was shot
there are more mentions of people in this song who died before they were my age you know that when they wrote um crossroads and crossroads
they were only about three or four years older than the lads in blazing squad but they feel so
much older and not in a way where like ronan keating feels like he's 40 and boring these guys
and a lot of black hip-hop artists they sound like they've been made to grow old before their time.
Yeah.
And, like, these guys grew up during, like,
they were from Cleveland in Ohio,
so you don't associate it with, like,
the gang violence of central Los Angeles
or bits of New York and stuff like that.
But they still grew up during the crack epidemic,
which really seized ohio and
there is something about them black hip-hop artists they always sound and look so much
older than they are and they have wisdom and knowledge and experiences that they shouldn't
have yet the thing that always blows me away considering the topics that they covered in their songs is that tupac and biggie were 25 and 24 like they were
babies but they both sounded like they lived through so much already and the version that
blazing squad are reworking like you said lizzie was written as a tribute to eze who signed bone
thugs that's why they know him and he was only 30 when he died and again it's an entire
lifetime's worth of experience and influence in a really short space of time whereas blazing squad
they all look 17 they all sound 17 and it's all made a little harder to believe by like you said
lizzie the lyrics not really convey much beyond like i'm trying to make the right choice and that it could go one way or the
other it's hard to tell yeah um and the other thing as well with the bone thugs version is that
the crossroads is like a myth and legend thing in 20th century black music in america
it's surrounded by all sorts of legend like you know robert johnson and selling your soul to the
devil so you can get talent to play music and communicate the blues and that sort of stuff it's
a much much stronger metaphor than blazing squad have taken it for where they've hit you over the
head with a sledgehammer and instead of the crossroads being like some mystical place the
crossroads is literally just which direction are you going to take and it's
not as interesting especially the single version because a couple of the verses from the album
version are cut out on the single version it's harder to decipher what the lyrics are going for
um and like i kind of like that the blatant squad version places greater priority on disparate different aspects of the original like the chorus being repeated more i don't know if i like that
or not but it's interesting and it's kind of curious um it's more interested in the melodic
aspects of the original which is fine uh not bad but like when you listen to the original it just
feels a bit like this one kind of pales in comparison uh in quite a quite a way
actually um andy what about what about you yeah i don't i don't really have that much to add that
to add sorry that you two haven't already said um i think it's it's to me one thing that is very
interesting is that they are one of the very earliest incarnations of your stereotypical chav kind of act,
um,
which is,
is not a phrase that I like,
but it's,
it,
they are one of the earliest examples.
They have been mentioned by,
um,
by a journalist as being the,
like the original pioneers of chav culture,
which is not true at all.
I don't think there are many who preceded them, um, tv rather than in music but there are many um that preceded them but in
terms of that kind of specific noughties image of like vicky pollard or like um you know
taran edgerton's character in kingsman you, that kind of character. They are very much that archetype.
And it's funny looking back on it now,
because at the time I was the kind of kid who would have been very intimidated by them
because I was a total softie.
You know, I was not part of that culture at all.
But now looking back, it's just like, oh, look at them boys thinking they're hard.
They're not hard.
And it's very funny, really.
You know, I don't hold it against them
at all but the music video is really really funny um the way that there's two types of shot
in the music video of them just hanging around on that flyover the first of the of those shots
is them just kind of individually each just glaring at the camera and not glaring in a kind
of doing a smolder doing a kind of you know expression down the camera and not glaring in a kind of doing a smolder, doing a kind of, you know,
expression down the camera,
just like blank looking at it.
Just like,
just like they've been caught gormless,
which is really,
really funny.
And the other kind of shot they go for is sometimes rather than being in
their tracksuits,
they're in,
um,
they're in like,
you know,
the kind of shirt that you would wear when you are like 16,
17 and you want to get served at a pub. So you kind of overdress you would wear when you are, like, 16, 17,
and you want to get served at a pub,
so you kind of overdress a bit,
and wear something that makes you look 50 years old. Yeah.
Yeah, and it's so, so funny to see that.
They all look ridiculous.
There's also one of the group,
I don't know which one it is,
who genuinely looks about 10.
Like, really, really young.
Really jumps out as sort of, like,
possibly having not hit puberty yet and
that i thought that's quite funny but yeah the thing about blazing squad really is that they
they were very much a marketing exercise a very successful one but that's kind of their real
triumph really and that they were marketed as kind of bad boys you know an alternative to boy bands
for girls who wanted to kind of fancy boys who are a little bit more
dangerous you know who might get them into trouble the kind of boys you don't want to bring home to
your parents but also they do it in such a way that they're not too dangerous you know they've
got a nice ballad here that's kind of inoffensive that's not too in your face with any of the hip
hop influencers so it still feels generic enough that you can feel safe around them it's a good combination and it means that they really do strike the chord with that market
but it is just an illusion really it wears off really quickly and the sacrifice they have to
make to achieve that is that it's a really really bland song it's it's not in the realms of ronan
keating or anything like that but there's not really much to the song to be honest and everything i could have possibly said about the song you both
have already said really um yeah it's what's interesting to me is that around well exactly
this time because we've mentioned them a few times in previous weeks s club juniors are a thing and
these are like the same age as s club jun. And one is being marketed towards six and seven year olds.
And one is being marketed towards like 13, 14 year old girls.
And these groups are like contemporaries of each other.
Which is just, it shows to me the power of how music is marketed
and how young people are marketed towards entirely different audiences.
And I found that very, very strange to think about.
But other than that, I really don't have anything to say about Blazing Squad.
Other than that, they're a funny little time capsule of a way of dressing and a way of behaving
that is just not a thing anymore and um it kind of i find it quite sweet and it kind of warms my
heart to look back on blazing squad but um no it's not very good this it's not very good at all
it gets an overall thumbs down from me but i enjoyed revisiting
it yeah okay then so before we finish this week's episode just want to check are we going to be
putting any songs in the vault so or the pie hole um colorblind by darius Is that going anywhere for anyone? Oh, not quite, Darius. I'm sorry.
No.
No.
Okay, yeah, me neither.
Round Round by Sugar Babes.
Not quite, I'm afraid, no.
No.
Yeah, I'm kind of on the fence with this one. It might bump in there eventually for me, but not quite.
Okay, well, I'm putting it in.
It's going in the vault for me.
Okay. I'm putting it in it's going in the vault for me okay um i'm sticking it
in um and crossroads by blazing squad no it was a bit close to the pie hole for me because
particularly that bit and the um that where a lot of the back and vocals are doing that sound that
i can only describe as sounding like a goat that bit in the background and I really hated that
but it's not bad enough
to go in the pie hole
no
okay then
yeah me neither
so
next week
when we come back
we'll be covering
the period
between the 1st of September
through to the
12th of October
so we're almost out
of 2002
we're almost there guys
but thank you very much
for listening this week
we'll be back next time.
Thank you.
We'll see you soon.
See you.
Bye-bye. The day that he died, he wanted my mother, my brother, my sister, and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love is falling under attack.
A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye, man, we lit up your world like the 4th of July
Hey, Uncle Sam, put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be healed
When you hear Mother Freedom start a-ringing her bell
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue