Female Comedian HATES Female Comedians...
00:00Time for Twins part.It's gonna be a damn good show.Yeah.And I was doing comedy and they, I was doing comedy everywhere I could.So there was like two groups that split in the comedy faction.There were the communists who wanted to make sure that everybody stopped doing comedy.And then there were people who were actually good at it that were like, fuck this.And we kept doing it.
00:22But eventually it got to a point where, you know, I realized that I was living in a really dangerous, hostile environment.Like I looked around and I was like, oh, if the order came in, my own neighbors would turn me into a camp.Like I knew that.And I was like, yeah, I got to get the fuck out of here.Austin is pretty bad too, right?They got a sand down in Austin.Keep Austin weird.Yeah.
00:48I've been there a couple times and somebody with his fucking bike almost ran us over.How about those fucking scooters?Those fucking retardant scars feel like kicking them.Like, you know?Yeah.You're a grown man.You're on a scooter.This is the pusification of America.
01:02Right.They turn every man into a like scooter riding pussy.Yeah.You know.What got you starting comedy?Um, you know, people told me I was funny for a long time.And I thought they were retarded because I was like, I'm a woman.So.
01:18I can't be funny.I can't be funny.Right.You know what I mean?I never really thought of myself was funny because I always just thought I was making fun of stupid shit.You know, just highlighting stupid shit.You know what I mean?Like I remember, I used to teach.
01:29teach these classes to like college kids and they would just be cracking up you know and one of the things like we have to do some problem about cow farts or whatever and i was like all these vegans who were like the poor cows i'm like have you seen a cow that they would never survive in the wilds rightthat cow should be grateful we eat it that's why it's still here and i just thought that was an obvious thing you know what i mean yeah yeahmost women don't think like you though yeah like my wife's been sharing stuff with me on ticot she's laughingAnd she shows me, I'm like, that's funny.Oh, she shows you stuff.She showed me things.She's dying laughing.I'm like, that's not funny.
02:06Yeah, I've had that reaction too.Yeah.Really?Women show me things.The things they like.I'm like, I mean, they watch content, like, giving them advice about how to get a man.And I'm like, how are you going to take advice from another retard?Like, that's the blind leading the blind, you know, because especially with these women these days who are, this is, I'll just say this.
02:29They all love to call me like a pick me girl.Like, you're a pick me girl.I'm like, I don't have to be a pick me girl.I get picked all the time.So go fuck yourself.Okay.And second of all, you're a pick me girl actually.Right.
02:39You want to be picked by the woke crowd.You want to be picked by all the other women.So basically you're a lesbian, right?Right.It's since the beginning of time, women have wanted to be picked by good, strong men.You're getting picked by fissons.Can I say that?I don't know.
02:57I just said it.But you can say.You know what I mean?They're getting picked by these beta simp males who will say things like,I'm a feminist too, right?And then you go to the restaurant and you got to split the bill.You go home, you got to split the rent.And then they don't want to have kids.
03:11And then you don't understand why you hate them and you want to kill them.It's because you got exactly what you said you wanted,which isn't actually what you wanted.Right.So all these women who give advice about how, you know, how to get men and whatever,a lot of it is just totally misleading.And what I've noticed is a lot of older feminists won't tell the younger feminists the truth.Right.
03:37Because misery loves company.They made these decisions.They're clearly mistakes.Huge mistakes.They can't bring themselves to say that was a mistake.I wish I hadn't done that because the pain of that, it threatens to destroy them, you know.And then they have to take something women don't like personal accountability for the decisions they made.And I was a liberal and I was a feminist and I made mistakes.
04:08I look at the shit that I did and I go, this was wrong, you know?Well, you have a brain.You can see these things.Yeah, but I couldn't see it then because I was brainwashed with everything.And they get you.They hook you in because women are very emotional.We're very compassionate.We have great qualities that are being a race.
04:26because we're being told we need to be boss bitches and we need to have career.We're being told we have to be men.Yeah.Fuck that.Yeah, especially in the black community.I'm a fucking lady.Do you think there's a problem with women?Yeah.
04:43When it comes to voting.Come on.Have you heard nothing that I've said?Here's what I think.Sometimes I try to check myself.I was like, wait a minute, women, women can vote.But I was like, man, a lot of pain and sufferers in this country because theway women think and I don't get it. Okay, so you want women to decide the way that the political
05:02sphere should go and we can't even decide what we want for lunch.I don't always decide what we're going on a baby. Like you decide. I'm like I have to decideevery fucking time. Yes. It is crazy. And it makes us feel safe. Yeah. It makes us feel so nice andsafe. We're like, okay, that's what we're having. Thank God. There's, there's an adult in the room.And I say this as a woman who's in the public sphere and I talk a lot and all that.And I'm like, I'm not supposed to fucking be here.I'm supposed to be in a kitchen somewhere.I haven't babies and being like, hey, let's make a little anti-Semite of you, you know?
05:40That's what I'm supposed to be doing.You're like, don't play with the black kids after 13, you know?That's what I'm supposed to be doing, you know?Do you think women are capable of leading, though?No.No.No.I don't think so.
05:51And I don't mean this to disparage them at all.I think maybe some women.Like, look, there's a few of us who have a brain.The 1%.The 1%.Maybe there are some, you know, like there are some very talented, incredibly intelligent womenwho invented things and created things.But that is not the vast majority.
06:13And you can see it in the way that they vote as a block.You know, it's very similar.It's the way black people vote as a block.Yeah.They don't.There's no helping black folk.Yeah, everybody's stupid.The men and the woman.
06:26Well, see, I didn't say they should vote.But my opinion is, like, I know myself as a woman, right?I have to make decisions a lot of the time.I always check with a man I respect.I will check with, you know, my fiancé.I might check with one of my brothers.I won't check with my dad because I said I check with men I respect.It's a joke.
06:50Sorry, Dad.But kiddingYeahEverything I said is a jokeI didn't mean any of itThe Jews are greatBut I will do thatBecause I don't feel
07:04Sure, you knowBut I don't totally abdicate responsibilityLike I'll check with themAnd kind of check in and see does that line upAnd sometimes I will goThat's not the right decisionAnd I know itAnd I'll go the other
07:17But I need that to knowIt's not the right decisionYou knowand that I don't know if that's because I was beat or because I'm a woman.So it's hard for me to tell you why that is.But the other part, too, that you have to realize is, you know, there's something thatis true about us in the world.We don't have the physical capability to defend ourselves against the majority of threats,
07:40right?I mean, if I lived in a society of Indian men, I would have the ability to protect myselfagainst physical threats.But I don't.Right.So, you know, when we make decisions that involve using physical aggression, we're making decisions for you guys to do that.And it's not going to be weighed the same.You have a lot of Indian jokes.
08:04I do.Yeah, what did you think about when Trump was shot at and those two women in front of them?What the fuck were we doing?First of all, why do we have fat lesbians protecting him?Who are like fucking umpalumpas.There were big bitches who couldOne of them was my flight attendantrecently. This bitch was like 6'5
08:25Easily 300 poundsHer whole body could have just taken the bulletsFor him and she would have been fineI can only I can understandYou can understand whatIn a Secret Service if you're femaleIf you're tall 63 180 poundsYou're built
08:41You're the top 3% of realMix martial artsYeah you can kick men's assBut those women wasNot it.They should have never been, yeah.There's D.I.First of all, why would you hire them when men exist?
08:55Right, right.You guys would have done a better job.And I'm 50.I'm serious.You know, like I have, I did a better job than those, than those ladies with no training.Are you?Yeah.I know.
09:10That's what I'm saying.And I'm like, I don't even know where the fuck.Why did they all look like that too?Like, remember that female cop recently who fucked all the dudes on hersquad. She looked likeone of the security people. I'm likewhat is this fucking physiognomy ofthis that's got to. But yeah, like I had to
09:26hire private security recently. I do that nowbecause I get death threats.Wow. You're going to hire a woman?Hell no.Yeah, hell.Like that is nuts.He, does she?This chick is the best.
09:41That doesn't make any sense.That's the chick I was talking about.Yeah.He's very lucky to be alive.And the womanThat was running the Secret Servicewas a woman.She had to actually step down because
09:52how can you be so incompetent you let somebodyclimb a roof of a buildingwill clear view of the size.Yeah, that's her. That's her.They all look like this. You're right.Yeah, they all got like a thyroidproblem. I don't know what the hell is going on.What is going on?
10:04Like, get your shit in order, man. You're stressedout because you're not supposed to be doing this. You're supposed to behome baking fucking cookies,knitting something, taking care of your grandkids.Not out here doing this shit.Like most women don't need to be doing stand-up comedy.You know, I do it just because I'mLike there's something wrong with me.
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