Hodgetwins Podcast - This Proves The World Has Gone CRAZY! | Hodgetwins Podcast | Owen Benjamin

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

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PAHT twins PART test It's gonna be a damn good show Dude, black chicks have tried to fuck me Because I've said I'm like, do you not know women? Like they love that shit. Like, what are you talking about?

Yeah Like, oh yeah, women don't like Dominant guys. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh my God. Oh, that's what happened in the debate yesterday. I thought I was going to trick. Like, everybody thought I was going to trigger these, like, black dudes.

And we got along within one minute. And then there was no debate. Because I was saying slavery is better than abortion. And, like, that's provocative. Right, right, right. Obviously, I don't mean it, like, racially abusive. None of that. I'm being provocative.

And they weren't triggered. They were like, we're like friends down and shit. Right, right. Like, what's this name? We had him on the show, on our show? He was like a white guy. White supremacist. Well, he's not anymore, I guess.

No, no, no, no. He's the older gentleman. Dude, what is white? I mean, white's a. David Duke? David Duke. Yeah, I asked him, I said, so have you ever had sex with a black chick? He's like, no, I would never do that.

I was like, dude, if I was like a white guy and was racist, that would be the first thing I would do is have a black bitch get on their knees and suck my white cock. Bro, the funniest shit, because I'm just a, I love, maybe we, are we doing a show right now? I'm rolling, yeah. Oh, cool, yeah. Yeah, we got Owen Biggman back in the house. No, one of the funniest things, you know the Gypsy Crusader guy? Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, that was great when he just pounded on that guy. But the best heckle I saw was a black dude was like, you ain't even racist. And dude, and it was offending him. He was like, a racist wouldn't fight a black guy on a cage. You'd just be nice to me and feed me poison and shit. I'm like, yes. That's what you actually do if you hate somebody. You're not like antagonizing.

You're the heel on this guy. And it was so funny because I could tell it offended him. He was like, no, I'm racist. He was like, no, man, if you really had hate, you'd actually do something. He'd be like Bill Gates and shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's a heckle connoisseur.

I mean, I was a heck word to Renaissance Fair. Just being a comedian, I was like, dude, that is it. That's the Achilles Heels. Like, you're not even a racist. Yeah. Yeah, but if, if, if, if, if, if, my ideal of a racist would be, uh, I would say gypsy because I saw him talk to this 10-year-old kid. 10-year-old kid was cool, a little black kid.

He's, like, the ninth kid. Yeah. I mean, he's a good role model for black kids. And gypsy called him in. Really? I was like, that's kind of. kind of fuck up. You're going to kids to N-Words?

Listen, I'm locking my bike up, but I'm not calling him the, you know. Right. No, the funniest thing. I'm locking my bike up. Exactly. The funniest thing is I barely even call black dudes that I just won't, like, pretend that there's racial rules. Right. Because in the debate, my whole thing was I played it like, you know, the N-word's very offensive.

People have trauma, fortunately. But I was, but I keep going until you realize I'm talking about necrophilia. But I'm like, listen, but if somebody's grandma dies and then a corner starts pounding on her, like they don't want to hear the N-word. People are looking at me. I'm like, that's my point. Like, what is a bad word, you know? I think that word is evolved over the time.

Like, when we grew up in the South, In-Wair was just another name for a black person. But I think it's evolved. I think it's like it's meant for like the ignorant, loud, obnoxious, violent black person. Well, it's the Chris Rock joke nailed it. And everybody is pretending he did it. Where it's like, I love black people, but I hate me. I'm going to join the Ku Klux fan.

And dude, because it's like white trash with white people. It's like, I go into a Walmart, there's somebody dumping Mountain Dew on themselves, stealing copper. We're like, yeah, trash. Because the irony is, if you don't separate it, people are saying that like just all black dudes steal bikes and shit. Right. You're like, who do you call the guy who stole the bike? Yeah. You know what you call him a bitch.

Right, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. And it's like not even- He's making me look bad. Yeah. And then Jews the opposite because Jew is what they call themselves and it's the pejorative. So it's all in your eyebrows.

Mm-hmm. Definitely. Like Jew and Jew. And then they, so then they, they're like, I feel it's hate. It's like, dude, it's your name though. You're a Jew. Right. And you did just Jew me down.

What's that guy's name? He's a New Yorker. He's got an accent. He's a ginger. He's Jewish. Michael Rappaport. He did a whole video about that, how that's offensive to call him a Jew. I agree.

But the funniest thing is people call people jet. They say someone jipped me, right? Right. That's gypsy. Right. So, like, if you got a gypsy, like Gypsy Crusader, he's way down the road. Right. He's like, these freaking Jews are going to say they got jipped, but I can't say you get Jewed, right?

But I get you about the 10-year-old. Like, my kids, I keep it clean around the kids. Yeah. But it's like, you just got to make the rules. Like, what is clean? No sex talk. You know, stuff like that. But you can't be like, oh, this rapper can say it, but this guy with a bike that got stolen can't say it.

Right, right. Stupid. And then in Spanish, you're like, you know, me be secreta, maete, you know, it doesn't even sound like it's bad. Yeah. Sounds pretty cool. It sounds super cool.

Like when they called me a mariposa, that means a queer, but, you know, it's a butterfly in a restaurant. Yeah, I was trying to learn Spanish, but I, that shit, you got to be, have dyslexia to learn that shit. It's just the,

for me, it's the opposite. I can't spell English. I can spell Spanish. Dude, I'm telling you, it's like, I before E, except ever seen 30 random times. I'm like, the fuck they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like Spanish, I'm like, L, E, L. Yeah. And it's such a beautiful language. I really want to learn it one day. Bro, trans stuff doesn't work on them because everything's genderized. La Luna. It's a female, 28-day cycle, right? Right.

It's like they knew what was coming. They understand. Some people have the wean. Some people have the vagina. You can't play around with that. You can't. And they know how to make a great burrito. And they know how to call you queer eight ways, which I respect because I love gay bashing jokes.

Even if it's against me. If someone's like, oh, nice pants queer, I'm like, because it just means odd. It's how you just, like, make fun of weakness. Yeah, most of them I say something that people consider homophobic is more like me just calling another person than idiot.

Yeah, I'm not scared of them. Yeah. I want to throw them in a pool, make fun of them. Yeah. Imagine being scared of a gay person. I know, because I'm not even, I don't even think AIDS is real, you know, so I'm like, even if they're bloody,

I'm not that worried about it. You ask Morton Sheen, that shit's real. I want to ask that tiger that bit that gay guy. Did the tiger get AIDS? Remember that in Vegas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know he definitely had full-blown AIDS when he gave me. That tiger's dead, I'm sure. You got Tiger AIDS. So did Tony

the Tiger. That guy was shooting junk in his arm. Well, back in the day, Matt Johnson, he had AIDS and nobody wanted to play with him. Everybody was scared they was going to catch AIDS. Yeah. And then he just didn't have any AIDS. There's no AIDS. Because Fauci was the AIDS guy, too. I think, you know, Baron Coleman's my buddy. He was like the AIDS lawyer. We've talked about this. It's like pretty much a scam.

A ZT was the AIDS. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So a gay guy felt real guilty and ashamed because they're up all night, pounding each other. You know, and so they have like a lesion or something, and they're like, help me. And she's like, here you go. And the AZT symptoms is AIDS.

It's like your immune system shuts down. Yeah, it was like, it was cancer treatment, but it was too deadly. So they're like, all right, let's just get these queers to take some AZT. We'll give them a big quilt. I remember when they came out, only gay people. was getting at yeah i know but i was scared dude i was the little kid and that's what how they taught us what gay is i was like nine they're like listen kids you only get it from sodomy i'm like what the fuck is sodomy they're like that's when two men love each other very much yeah and they're in

prison and one owes someone money yeah dude norm macdonald had the best joke with he goes rest in peace oh dude the goat man he was like no one's ever said uh i want to make love to your ass is like you don't make love to an ass. Sodomy is not an act of love. It's an act of violence. It's like what you were saying about, you know? It's like, oh, dude, I'm going to, it's like my goat. When he's

sodomizing other males, it's to say, I'm the alpha. And then they, like, hold his pocket and shit. It's not loving. It's an ass. Well, to humans, it's love. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm mad or don't I? Now you feel it. Right? That could not be pleasurable.

Hey, do you think, they said it came from some dude I had sex with an ape or something. Yeah, like COVID with the bat. Yeah, they always do something with that. Yeah. Dude, you can't bang a monkey, bro. They beat, dude, a chimp will rip your face and balls off. Like, dude, imagine catching a chimp and raping a chimp. How strong you got to be.

Oh, dude, even if the chimp was into it, there'd be all kinds of problems. Like, if you think about this shit, because I'm like, I call it autism or Germanic, whatever, but like I'll think about these things in the logistics. Right, yeah. I'm like, oh, someone had sex with a monkey. I'm like, spider monkey, no, they die. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. It's like, so it's got to be a chimp. And the chimp's will not fuck you. And you can't catch them. Especially as males. Oh, no. Imagine a gay guy being like, hey, the chipped would be like,

penis testicles face. Yeah. You know, my uncle, like, Hansen Africa, is like, nephew, if a chimp pees on your tent, You got to shoot it dead because it's going to try. I'm like, Jesus, dude, this is some intense stuff. No, it's true. Like, if a chimp starts pissing on your tent, you got to, like, you got to kill it.

Because it's like marking territory, and that's going to try to. Because there's no way that chimp raped the gay guy. Because he would have killed him. It's not like you just are like, now go and remember me. Yeah. You know, ripped face, balls. Yeah, I think you got to the bottom of that one. So you got to take the chimp out.

Yeah, the damn chimp. Oh, my God, it's a chimp. Shelby's pistol all over the tank. Get a shotgun. Dude, I fucking love hanging out with funny black dudes. Yeah, I'm cool, man. No, for real, I like, it's like a, it's fine. Maybe it's Southern, because there's funny Southern white guys do.

Yeah. Oh, those are the best. I think I'm from the side. Southern white guys? Yeah, they're funny. I used to love living in Georgia doing tree work. They're funny as shit. Their stories.

They'll have a punchline every like 30 seconds. Right, yeah. And they keep it going. They're like down-to-earth people, man. They're like, they're like, you're not fake. No. Like real, like. It's like, I like, I like, genuinely like his Instagram.

Right, yeah. This is like the shit that I do every day. He's like, dude, look at that moon. Look at this sun. You're telling me that's lighting that. I'm like, that's my guy. He's like, dude, I'm broke. I got to fight to get more money.

I'm like, yes, that's me too. There's no way in hell this fucking globe is right. We live on a globe. This is flat shit. Yeah, dude, I had a great combo of the dude yesterday. It might be flat and it renders round. Right. And I'm like, those are the convos I want to have.

I'm not going to pretend out to adjust in a shot. Yeah. Right? Like, no snipers, like, factoring in a spinner. I'll say, miss every shot. Right, right. But if we want to talk about rendering, I'm down.

Yeah. Because it is mysterious. Yeah. That's why I say I'm a two hill earther. I'm like, I can see two hills. And there's a gay guy on that hill. And a chimp chasing him. Hey, man, what you think about this Lindsay Clancy case?

Bro, I got a weird take. Yes, sir. Obviously, if you kill your kids, like, go to jail forever. I'm not like, I gave it to your producer. The information is insane. Okay, so there was a case in Ireland. Okay. Exactly the same day, January, whatever.

You want to read the facts or you want to send them to me? I have the clip. You got the clip? Yeah, and you can get it right to the gravy, too. Because it's like as if it's the same case exactly. It's the same with Kennedy and Lincoln. You ever look into that? No, I haven't.

Bro, listen to this. This is going to blow your mind. All right. In 2020 in Ireland, a mother of three, also a pediatric nurse strangled her three kids while her husband was at work. He showed up just as it was all over and acted very strangely ever since courting the media and organizing fundraisers. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity as she had postpartum, cocktail of SSRIs exact and had visited a hospital week earlier and wasn't admitted exact same story.

This is when it gets wild. Both incidents happened on the exact same day. January 24th was 2020. That was the Morley one. And then the Clancy murders, quote unquote, was January 24th, 20203. Both women were nurses. Both husbands seemed suspicious. Both countries divided on who's to blame. Both sets of kids were two boys and one girl with the same initials.

Morley had Connor, Dara, and Carla. Clancy had Cora, Dawson, and Kalin. CDC, same gender, same day. Wild. And if you want to explain that, go ahead. ahead, but I'm not buying it. Or if it is real, it's just more proof that we live in a harmonic I get a little trippy at this point. So resonate and repeat like, Trippy's good. Trippie's good. Yeah, because as a musician, I'm like, dude, it's almost like there's a repeating math pattern

here. Right. Because the odds of that are insane. It's like a social experiment. Yeah, you're on like a different level. You got to tell, okay, I'm just loopy. No, you're on a different level. Yeah. You like to us. You like Kanye. It's not above. It's not above. Yeah, it is. Due to White Kanye, yeah. Because me and him have those convos because it's music. It's not like above. It's like the language of music is like math and harmonics. Okay.

Yeah. When I first discovered the Jews, I was like maybe they're just writing this stuff and faking it. And then I was like, or maybe it's beyond all of that. And it's like, it's like if people are hollowed out, like they have like demonic influence, like they're not taking authority. They don't like have gratitude or love God or whatever. It's like it's almost like the demonic forces can just like, run a script through you.

Because, dude, okay, look at Kennedy and Lincoln, right? Both assassinated, but it gets crazy. 46, they both get elected to Congress. 1846, 1946, 1860, 1960 elected president. They both had us. The next president was named Johnson. All right, here we go.

So listen to this. This is nuts. Both ran from a theater, was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse, was caught a theater. Both the president's successors were Southern Democrats, Andrew Johnson, Lyndon Johnson. Both Lincoln and Kennedy, both presidents were shot in the head on a Friday in front of their wives. What's the next one? Lincoln. So Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. What? Oh, dude, Ford Theater versus being shot in a Ford.

Like, dude, yeah, both Oswald and Booth were killed before they could be put on trial. Lincoln was killed in a Ford's theater. Well, Kennedy was killed in a car made by Ford. A week before Lincoln's assassination, he was in Monroe, Maryland, a week before Kennedy, he was with Maryland, Monroe. It's like, yeah, yeah, like that type of stuff is when I'm like, you can't script that a hundred years apart. Like, who's going to do that? Right, right. And then I, you know, I don't get worried. That's what I'm just like, what an amazing place, God made. You know, I'm like, but I can't explain that. No, nobody can. Right? And that's fun. It's fun. Yeah. I think you on us something, though.

With the chimp and the rape? With all this crazy coincidence stuff. No, like the Clancy thing. You know, it's almost like a test. Maybe a nation gets tested. And it's like, are you going to say she's not guilty of killing? Because Ireland failed. Then they got the Nigerians.

You know? So, like, we should, you know, convict. I don't care if she's in a mental institution, but she's got to be out. Like, she told her kids, right? Right. Yeah. So maybe there's this angelic or demonic. like this other round being like, okay, are you going to pass this test?

Two kids, you know, nurse, on drugs. Who's to blame? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't believe in white privilege, but if that bitch is found out, I would say that would be it. Because if that black, you ever say, if that was a black man, that bitch would be swinging. No, she'd keep them alive for the money coming in. No, she'd be like 600 bucks, 600 bucks, 600 bucks. That's crazy.

They've been deliberating for, what, three days? They say it's just one juror now, though. It's one juror? That's what they're saying. I respect what Candice said when she was like, I haven't had time to look into it. Because, dude, if I didn't look into Tyler Robinson, I'd be like, that little poofy queer killed Charlie Kirk. Right. But when you look into it, you're like, what in the hell am I looking at?

It's like everything's like a rabbit hole now. Right. I mean, it's like how did her husband not notice what was going on? And he's so sneaky looking. Yeah. I bet you she was the dominant in a relationship. You think? Yeah.

Well, wasn't she on like 10 pills? Dude, if I would take antibiotics, I'm like, remember the fucking thing. Yeah. Dude, 10 pills about your brain? Like, dude, that's rough. Oh, she's on 10 men? Tons of meds. And it's a, it is those.

So she is crazy. Yeah, it's like those meds like for vets and stuff where it's like, symptoms may include anti-Semitism, suicide, you know. And you're like, dude, that sounds like an intense pill. You know, to deal with PTSD, some symptoms may include not liking Ben Shapiro. Dude, well about it. I didn't know she was on 10 medications. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's the argument. The argument is who's to blame? See, I'm down with saying both. So the doctor may have some kind of, you know, we've got to look at these pharmaceuticals. And then also, but you can't set a precedent where if you're on pills, you can kill your kids, right? Right. So, but you can do both. Yeah, exactly.

Or else, like, everybody could be like, oh, yeah, I'm on at a van, so I had to kill this kid. You know, it's like, what the fuck? So are they trying to blame the her doctor? The drugs and her. I think the conversation is, like, people have to say. started at least talking about that like people are giving people pills where they have no conscience anymore yeah right well I look at law and order all the time they're always taking doctors to prison this sounds like a perfect case that doctor needs to go to

prison I didn't law and order it's the doctor's fault yeah yeah 10 medications yeah and the detectives care a lot too yeah no they actually care yeah in my experience it's not it's not it's like they don't give a shit yeah we might call you guys bad we'll see I mean it's a rape I mean we're walk it up. I mean, how crazy is it? Right, right, right, right. I mean, you were asking for it. You were wearing pants.

Yeah. Yeah, you knew what you want it. Yeah. Why don't you ever apply this logic to like a school shooter? Yeah. Sometimes I think some of those are fake, though, because it's like, dude,

that could make so many vigilantes. I'm like, where are the vigilantes? Like, dude, if someone, like a dad, or it's like someone kills their kid, how is he not killing people? Yeah, there was a case where a guy, he strangled, I think he had three or five kids. He strangled all him.

Yeah. Like the jury deliberated for like an hour. I don't think it was hours. I think it was 19 minutes. It was like 20 minutes or something. He came back to kill that son of a business. I know whites get blamed for a lot of serial killing. But in our defense, the most prolific one is a black guy.

Do you guys know Samuel Little, 92, 92 girls. But see, the problem with him is he's not good at branding. He just likes killing people. You know, us whites especially. White people, they brand everything. Especially the Jews. You become a clown. You eat them.

Right? You get the Zodiac involved. You leave aconims behind? No, Samuel Little is just like, I loved it her and I strangled it her. Yeah, that's him, 92 women. What? Wait a minute. He killed 92 people?

That dude looks like my uncle. Bro, he's kind of cool. I'm not saying he's cool, but he's like, he sounds like he's like, yeah, I loved it her. And now she'll be my angel. He killed 92 women? 92 women over 40 years. Where's his Netflix dog?

No, and he has a great memory. He's like, if you go to the old woods by the oak tree, you'll find her, like from years before. And people are like, dude, you have like a photographic murder memory. I never heard of this guy. No, because blacks aren't good at branding. You know, it's the same with the Holocaust. There's all these genocides, but they know how to make a franchise museum. Wow.

You know, like Pol Pot. That's crazy. So was the women, were they all black? No, they were just mostly prostitutes. Oh. But were they black or do you know? I think it was a mix. He was like, to the image show.

He was like, I liked, he's like, I liked it ones that no one looked for them. Yeah, white, black, Latino. Well, there's a couple. I mean. Yeah, that's horrible drawings. That's some crazy. That's a crazy shit. He's like, that's how they are on my mind forever now.

Dude, there was a trans where I think he got with the trans. He goes, right before he killed the dude, he goes, I loved it, bro. Do you really talk like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that actual video of him talking? Yeah, Matt Cox has that, Matt Cox has that Murder Men show, and they, like, they covered this, and it was funny. He saw like a black slave when he talked? No, he does.

He goes, I loved it hurt. I got to see it. No, he had a rough life, but he was, like, kind of a stud, too. So he was like, he was like, so chicks liked them, but he just loved to see them die. Wow. No, he's, like, legit insane. But, like, no one knows his name. Here he is.

My life overspailed 50 years. He was like, yeah. North Little Rock. Tell me what that girl looked like. Hey, well, two. He had a gap between the teeth, that way. Little grows disturbingly animated as he did. He's like enjoying, it's like when Bill Clinton was looking at the pictures.

Do you see that one? Yeah. During that interrogation with the Epstein stuff, he was like, let me see that picture. Me and Jeff had such a good time in that. Like, he's like reminiscing. He's like, numerous first of women.

He's like, no, I had a good run, man. Oh, who is? Seven. But at that point, 62 of his victims have been confirmed. So there's, so the total count is about 93. Ooh, there's a third. 62 of them are identified. 31 are unidentified.

So they're putting that out to the public trying to see if, you know, they can, they can come up with the identities of these people. Wow. 93 bodies. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You take Dahmer, you take Bundy, you take John Wayne Gacy.

That's branding. There's like four or five of these guys. You can add up like the big ones, right? The big name. You still don't get to 93. You don't come even close. Ted Bundy had like eight. Oh, no.

He's the closest in number, the Green River killer. He's like 45 or 50. But he's got a river. He's branded. Green River. He had almost double that. But you're saying, here's the problem. Dude, my brother-in-law works at the same place that he used to work.

It's just like, oh, Yeah, he used to be here. The Bay Harbor Butcher? No, the Green River guy. Oh, the Green River. He was just a guy working a job that just loved relaxing by killing some chicks. Wow, you never heard about this guy. Probably because he's black.

Oh, so it's that now. I get it. It's racism, huh? You guys could have just dressed like a mime or something. Everyone remembers. We already were like, what, 50%? Almost 50% of the majority of the violent crime? We can't have the most prolific serial killer, too.

You know, those people aren't that scared of the gang stuff? Because it's like, oh, yeah, they just kill each other. Now, that's not scared about a black serial killer. Yeah, yeah. Now, that keeps me up at now. No, the one black shooter that people got scared of was the DC shooter. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember that.

I remember him. I remember that. That sucker was shooting people at gas stations, pumping gas. Yeah. Up in hernd in Northern Virginia. Right? Yeah. He's my brother.

My brother and nephew lives there. They said every time they would leave work, they were running zigzags. It's like, okay, I'm getting into an electric car. I don't care how gay it is. I'm not pumping gas He said it was crazed up in D.C. People were just running. Yeah, people just...

I would have been freaked out by that. Yeah. Because when you're pumping gas, you already feel exposed. Yeah. You know, I'd just be like moving the whole time. He's like,

now, boy, don't forget to factor in the curve of the earth, or the spin of that earth. Yeah, my brother said he was running crossing patterns. That's so funny. He was running. Why don't I find out about that? It doesn't work on alligators. Everyone says it does.

It doesn't. Because they're like, If you're getting chased by an alligator, Zigg. Yeah. They fucking Zig well. That's like not real. That was my go-to if I'm getting chased by an alligator. And I guess they're totally...

You should be good. You cannot run an alligator. No, they run like, they're fast. Really? They're the scariest animal to me. Oh, man. Because they're just killing machines that can climb fences. You know what's the scariest thing to me?

What's some things? A Cuomo dragon, what you call it? Camoto dragon? A Cuomo dragon. Oh, yeah. A Cuomo dragon. What did I say? Cuomo dragon.

I said that like a... He'll put you in a nursing home I'll give you some COVID. He'll show you his wean. Yeah. Chris Cuomo guy. He's swollen whole pigs and goats. Well, dude, in their fangs are filled with so much bacteria that like, do the nip in your dad. Yeah, they bite you and they

follow you for days. Guess what OZempic is? It's literally from that fucking dragon. I'm dead serious. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, ladies, you got a fat ass. Put some dragon venom in your arm. It's like they made hundreds of billions on that shit. White guys are so great.

They can't take anything to make money. It's so true. The greed of the whites. It's why I really do enjoy hanging with Southern white blacks and whites. But it's just that greed gets so fucking tedious. I'm like, can you guys not cuck for like a new civic like for once in your fucking lives? Yeah. They're like, oh, what?

I can't possibly say that. I mean, I just got a new camry. I'm like, bro, I'd rather you steal a bike at this point. Like, this is insane. It's just the cowardice. It's from winter, man. At winter, if we don't, you know, the white is like, if the group kicks us out, we're dead. Yeah.

You guys got that equator, lots of fruit. You just hop on a bike. Fuck it. Right? Hey, what do you think about that? People say, white people have no culture. Well, there really isn't a white culture. It's an American culture, British, Irish.

I actually think white is kind of a spell. You know, because my ancestors, you call an Irish and an English white, they're like, what the fuck is that? You know, during the 100 years war, are you guys? Are you guys white for 100 years? You know, they're just killing each other. Right, right. What only people said it is black people. Yeah.

Well, you do it to diminish white people. Yeah, I think. It's really hard to diminish us. I mean, we crush pretty hard. I mean, I do not take offense. You know? You actually enjoy people trying to do that. I love it.

I'm like, I love feeling humble. I was feeling way, I was way up there, man. It's kind of like the black dudes that don't care about the hard end. They're, like, not dependent. They don't give a fuck. And then the ones that freak out, they're like, well, because I need my EBT. You know, they're the ones that get the most mad.

Same with me. It's like, when people want to talk shit about white people, I'm like, bro, I play classical music. Like, I can build a cathedral. Right. Like, I'm not feeling bad about any of this. Right, right. But some white dudes get, like, insecure because they can't pop a tent. And so they got to be like, dude, we build everything.

I'm like, you can't fucking pop a tent. You can't have a kid. All you talk about is white replace me. You can't get an erection around a woman. I'm like, dude, at least black men. can fuck. It's a fact, too. Same with Mexicans. I'm like, dude, they're great at farming and fucking and you just bitch on fucking Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. I mean, I don't like the tub of music. Like, I'm not, I'm not into the Mexican stuff, but like I respect hard work

and families. Yeah. Right. What do you think about these influencers like Chad the Builder? I know it's this other guy. It goes out there and just like approaches black people and just start dropping in words. That was never my thing because I won't retire the end out of principle. but I would have no reason to ever do that. It's like, unless someone steals my bike, I literally don't even think about it. So it's like trying to provoke people.

You can do that in a healing way as a comedian. Yeah, but that just seems like you're just trying to like fuck with people, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I could totally understand if he's out there, like, live streaming and some guy, he's with his girlfriend, or some black guy runs by and steals his girls back. He's like, fuck, you know, that's on my bike.

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that damn n nipper. Yeah, but call me a bleeding heart liberal, but having black skin doesn't make you a n- right. You know what I mean? That's what I feel. That's the way everyone knows it is. That's why it's gotten so weird.

I'm just like, but I get it. You know, I had a great combo with one of the dudes at that debate. It is like, but some people can't handle it. Like I am right morally, but in the end of the day, it's like, yeah, bitch is a dog in heat, but like she's going to get mad, you know? Right. at this point. Right, right.

Because it used to be worse. The left was way crazier before. They almost seemed like they either died or backed off a little. Yeah. Because that's why I was going so hard at it when it's like, if you say that word, you take away their power and that's the worst thing. I'm like, what the fuck? My ancestors were indentured servants.

Right. And they lived less because if you own something, you take better care of it. Right. It's true. When you rent a slave, they died at like 21. Yeah. You know, because he's just like, yeah, I'll rent some Irish. Fucking let them die.

It's like renting an apartment. You buy a fucking house. You take care of those houses. Right. Looking at you guys. Dude, the first chattel slave was owned by a black guy. Yeah. Anthony Johnson.

Yeah. Here, right? Yeah, he's a real candle in the wind. He's one of my heroes. Wow. First slave on us is a black person and the most prolific serial killer is a black person. You guys do have power in that melon in the earth. Yeah.

Scourge of the earth. Now, you guys get it done, man. Yeah, because some of the white serial killers were just cowards. It's like eight total people. Like once you go for it, it's like put up some numbers. Show some love like Samuel. He's like, I loved it, her. Man, what a criss.

I'm so grateful that I don't have a fucked up head like that. Like, because you imagine, like, even just being a homo. Like, I do have compassion where it's like, man, I want to throw on some roller skates and fuck a guy. Like, that would suck. You know? Like, if your wean is like, hey, man, I know. I know it's crazy, but I just want to see the light go out in her eyes. You're like, oh my God.

I think a lot of gay people are born that way. I think you can be manipulated and conditioned to be gay, but I think it's quite a thing comes out. You think there's gay babies. Yeah, I think there's facts that come straight out of the Fagano. I got a story. Dude, there's no gay babies. No, we can't look at a baby and you're like, that's going to be a gay guy. I think that there's like a baby that is more likely.

than another baby. Right. But I think it always has to be. It's just not natural. Right, right. I got this story. My son, he was 11 years old. Yeah.

He brought one of his friends over. I never met his friend, but I heard him in the other room playing. That's like. He was sparkly. Is he watching SpongeBob? I said, is that SpongeBob? And he's looking at this. No, he's not as this new friend.

I was like, new friend. I said, that kid sound gay as fuck. Like, he was like nine years old, right? Was he British? Because I can't tell that. He was a black kid. He was gay, he twitched everything about, he was like, I already knew that kid was gay. He was at like eight or nine years old.

We looked him up, and he's gay, shit. I think a lot of them are born that way. Dude, I played classical piano as a kid, so I think one of you fuckers might have been like, that's going to be a gay guy. And then I six, eight, crush, four boys. Owen Bichman, he's not gay. He's got eight kids. He's so heterosexual, it's weird. Yeah, he's fucking based.

Dude, he's based as fuck. Dude, he has chickens and shit. He says the hard end in front of them. I saw him kick a guy's ass who was roller skating. Yeah, he played box six hours a day as a kid. Okay, so what? That doesn't make him a homo. My dad sang opera.

I used to do a bit that I was the only kid in the heterosexual closet. My dad's like, let's go. The dad's singing opera? Yeah, he's a professional opera singer. And I'm like, I want to play catch with mom. You know, I'm like, it was like the opposite for me. So he had the high voice and... Yeah, it was a tenor, but it's, it's beautiful, man.

I still teach music. Like, I love music. It's math. Yeah, it is, really, math. I think it's more, because then you got the straight guys that are really into their clothing, which I think is gayer than, you know. They call them retro. No, but people are like, if you have a $500 pair of jeans, like, you may as well have, like,

suck to a guy's cock. Yeah, I agree. Like, I buy my clothes at a feed, store because I'm straight. Like, I'll draw a coin on like a really great piano or a gun or equipment or land. I'm not going to be like, I deserve those pants. Like, you're not trying. Better really highlight my bulge.

Right, right, right, right. I remember your wife buck you are Louis Vuitton hat. Yeah. We're on Crowder show. Crowder's like, are you wearing a fucking Louis Vuitton hat? He was like, give me, give me. I'm just kidding. I forgot I had the damn thing on

But my wife made me wear that damn bad It looked like it pissed them off Dude, you're allowed one of those The second time we're not going to take that excuse He stabbed the shoes Oh, you're wearing a Louis-Botonette Dude, my wife gave it to me It's like, but then the next week

It's like, did you get a pair of rollerblades? You're like, yeah, my wife wanted a rollerblade My wife likes Wham Right, right? Dude, George Michael was the gayest. Do you think people are getting gayer? Oh my God Um, gay, well, look at Sam Smith. You don't get no gayer than that.

Dude, I think blacks got gay in like 2020. Yeah. Because, dude, I was, I'd go through Atlanta. You're like, oh, black dudes. Oh, Atlanta? There was one day where I'm like, holy shit, they're all gay now. Yeah, Atlanta is like one of the, yeah. It's so gay. It's like the women there are very aggressive because all the men are gay there.

Dude, they're like, femi. I'm like, dude, you guys are, I kind of like that you steal bikes, guys. Come on. Like, stay tough. Like, we all like it. it's like don't do the you know don't like kill people but like come on be black i'm like we don't want you being precious we already got the fucking welsh i think that you know what uh being a homosexual in a in a black community and male this i think it's an epidemic bro epidemic because they

used to hide it and get real pissed about it maybe it's lowering crime though because i feel like like 70s black guys no dad i think no dad's a big gay thing yeah where they're like i ain't gay i'll fucking kill that guy and now they're just like so what? It might lower the crime. Yeah, it might lower the birth rates too, which is, you know, don't own down a little bit. Well, dude, I think I propose slavery, but people think that

that's very, like, problematic. Yeah, it could be. Because what if you don't do it the right way? All I'm saying is it's better than death. People like Aesop's fables, you know, the hair and the tortoise, that guy was a slave. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we all

have the Social Security numbers in the Ponzi scheme. I get to that point when I'm doing the bit. Yeah. Because we like abortion is definitely worse than than working for Thomas fucking Jefferson. I would pay to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine like making wine and learning about the law with that legend?

And everyone's like complaining about. Oh, I got freed from Thomas Jefferson. I'm like, how dare you? I do that right now. I pay a grand. Right. You know how good they had it. Yeah.

It's not like you just beat them and shit. Right. It's like if they rape a chick, you whip them, kill them maybe. Or if they steal. But you're not just like sadistic. And then they might inherit the farm. That happened all the time. Yeah.

Hey, they just made it a seat. Remember that lady that shot that guy in a parking lot over a parking spot? He was in Florida. Do you kind of like image of that to refresh his memory? I'm sure you heard about it. Well, I follow you guys on Instagram is the only reason I know how awful the world is. The world's burning. Dude, my world is so pleasant.

It's like I'm in this bubble of like, oh, well, and Charles are picking pairs. Let's go. And then I like, look on Instagram, I'm like, oh, according to the Hodge twins, this fucking retarded guy just ate a fucking... No, I get it. I like that you guys,

because it lets me know what's going out of there. Yeah, was this case. Yeah. A Florida woman in shot... Why do you put that Jewel over up on? Did you see my bit about Tatum where I was like, did you see the Tatum bit?

Where I was like, I was pretending to... Oh, let me see. Look at this. So what is this? You shot... So they were fighting over a parking spot. Yeah? She pulled out a gun and then he walks up to her and... Is it sideways?

Probably. No, it looks like she's actually holding it straight. Dude, if they know not to go sideways, murder rate doubles. Dude, she killed that guy over a fucking parking spot? Yeah. I don't know why he kept walking up to her, but they came out the day and said there'll be no charges. I'm like, look. No charges?

Yes, self-defense. Stand your ground law. If she doesn't have that gun, she doesn't get out of call. because if you go back and look at the full footage of the video, when she gets out the car, she already has a gun. So that gun empowered her to get out of her in the first place. And he's not armed. No, he's not armed.

I have no idea why he's approaching a black woman. He's taunting her. He's taunting her. He's not going to hurt her. I think it should have went to trial personally. That's crazy. Yeah, but stand your ground. It's in Florida.

Wow. And I like to stand your ground law, but that guy looked like he was like, listen, lady, I just fucking, you know, it's not like he's trying to hurt her. You know what I think? I think black fatigue killed him. He was just exhausted.

Yeah, and he's just giving her a piece of his mind. He's like, listen, George Floyd was a junkie. And she's just like, boom. It's like, you know that guy's still in jail? He probably said half Carmelo Anthony. He said, what? Carmelo half you did? And I'm from Syracuse area.

I still think that's a basketball player. I'm like, Carmelo and Anthony? Exactly. Yeah, he spells with a K though. Yeah, really? He played with Syracuse. He spells it with a K. Oh, yeah.

Boy, the murderer does. His name is far up a trash now. Yeah, didn't he, like, buy a couple kids and make him trans or something? Oh, did he? I don't know. Did Carmell? I think you got him confused with, no. Spielberg bought that little black girl, and now she's in sex work.

Really? Yeah. Back, by the way. That's why I say bought instead of adopted to show the spell of that word. Yeah. It's like, oh, no, it's adopted. I'm like, how much did you adopt her for? Right, right, right.

So Pete Buttigieg is just adopting kids. No, they're buying kids. Exactly. And they're always boys. Yeah. They're always black kids. They're cheaper. Yeah, I would imagine.

No, it literally is. Yeah, yeah. It's like 17 grand versus like... Everybody wants a white kid. Nobody wants a black kid. Well, it's also because whites aren't fucking like you guys can fuck. Yeah. Why is that?

Panda bear shit. They're responsible. Like all my kids are accidents. No, but I like that, dude. I like family breeding. Like the white population is dropping. Why ain't white people like, especially Republicans? Why aren't they having more kids?

I think they're either homos or full of despair. Yeah. Because, dude, you got to have hope to have kids. You got, like, despair is the ultimate contraception. That's why I always imposed it. Like, I'll go down the road and I'll show some shit. But then I'm like, look at this pear tree. Like, look at the cow.

I'm getting milk right out of it. Because I'm like, if you got despair, you're like, what's the point? You know, the future sucks. I'm like, dude, we're not going to lose to the Jews. I had so much hope for this country when Trump became president. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, I'm full of despair. I got even more hope now.

Do you? I'm like, yeah, because now people see it's two wings of the same gay bird, you know? Right. Yeah. Have you? Last time I voted was 08. I'll vote for a base sheriff or something, but I'm like, dude, I thought Obama's going to return the bike.

He was a fucking mess. But that guy sucked, you know? It was like a liar. Because I didn't know. I was a comedian. All I focused on was comedy. And it's like, oh, Obama's going to make it so the blacks aren't mad at people anymore. I'm like, sweet.

He's like, well, everybody, listen, I like to go to town on this guy's cuck. You know, and then comes out he smoking crack. Like, do the fuck smokes crack? Like, dude, meth is more understandable. At least it's like you're working a job, long hours. It's cheap, right, crack? Yeah, it's cheap. It's so cheap.

I'm like, you're smoking crack and you're a senator. Like Lindell. That's totally what a black person would do. Who's that dude? Morgan, he was a black governor up in DC, D.C. was it? No. Mary and Barry. He was the mayor.

He was the mayor, right? But was he getting shit done on that crack? You know, because like, it's kind of like, like Hitler was all about meth and they invaded Poland in like four days. So, you know, like if you do it... Yeah, mess some good stuff, actually. Well, yeah, and then you start seeing shadows and shit. But you got to run.

You know, for like 39, they were fucking cleaning, crushing. And then it was like, there's shadows everywhere. They weren't sleeping enough. I literally think that's what happened. I think drugs affect the whole zeitgeist of a country. They're like, we must scrub. That guy's nose is too big. You're like, Jesus, dude.

Listen, I'll make fun of Jews all day, but it's not that big of a deal. I know, not to us anyways. No, yeah, same. And I'm just like, I go over to everybody. You know, I'm not, like, worried about any groups. Because lies make them weak, you know, I'm like, I feel bad for them. I'm like, dude. Hey, back to that, but do you think she got off because she's a black woman and there's a white guy?

You'd think race played any role in that? It's got to. Yeah. I would think, yeah, there's trauma around that where it's like, guys, if you put them in jail, they'll burn down everything again. Wayfair's Labor Day clearance is on now. Right now at Wayfair, you can get up to. 70% off everything home. Shop Wayfair's Labor Day clearance

now through September 7th at Wayfair.ca. Wayfair, every style, every home. Like seriously. No, don't. Do we keep, pressure? They don't burn the city down. Dude, it's like that with Jews too. It's like, dude, if you make fun of them, they'll kick you out of a bank.

It's super annoying. That's why I'm like, I don't negotiate with terrorists. Like, because I won't because it never ends. It's like a bully. You have to at some point be like, okay, I can't be on PayPal. And then they respect it. They're like, oh, okay. Because if you're not pushing back, they don't even know who they are anymore.

They're like, who hates me? What do you think about this? I'm like, I post a lot on Facebook and I see a lot of Republicans what they post. They post, damn, what's his name? Ryan for you? No, not him. Not him particular. The guy, George Floyd.

What that cop's name? I forget his name. Derek Chauvin. They all keep posting about how Trump's going to possibly pardoned Chauvin. Well, did he run a billion? Ponzi scheme and is he Jewish? Because if not, he's not going to pardon him. Because that's the thing. Trump is so

funny that he gets away with the most fucked up stuff. I was telling that to someone yesterday. I'm like, that's the only reason I think Cammo might have been better. It's like, oh, you like a drunk slut? I'm like, no, you see it so obviously. Yeah. Trump, it still makes me laugh and he's doing horrifying things.

He's like, uh, the Japanese bomb dust. And I'm like, yeah, fuck you, though. He charged a hundred thousand dollars for a truth, social post? Hilarious. That is crazy. How is they're not inside a train? Of course.

He's potentially the worst president we've ever had, but it's like still funny, and I can't, it's like Milo getting deported. I love Mila. I want him in this country. Obviously, it's funny, because he just was like, we have to deport the whole world. And then he gets deported. That's funny. Right?

I think he got screwed over by, you know, the loomster. I think it's retail. The loomster? I think he's, I think it's retail. I think it's retaliation because of his criticisms of Trump administration, Benny Johnson. Yeah. And the whole right. You got to stay dialed in.

That's why I pay my taxes. I don't speed. If we're sitting on a damn green card, we'd have got deported. God, no. Guaranteed. Yeah. And listen, I support you guys staying in America. Welcome.

Thank you. We're not going to send you back to your home country of Africa. Dude, I think there's a spell around African American. It's almost like it's like imagine whites are called European-American. I know. It almost is like continuously being like, when they be happier with the monkeys? And you're like, dude, they've been here 20 generations. Yeah.

It's like white people don't want to be called European Americans. You wouldn't go for people. White people allowed to be, they'll let you call them anything at this point. I mean, because you got rap, it's like commit crimes, private prisons. But then you got country that's like your wife left, you're drunk, your dog's dead. And you're like, fuck. It's just a different spell. Like country music, I'm just like, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger. I'm like, that's why our demographic is fucked. Yeah, but I listen to the country. I like the genre. It's got a good message behind it. Some does. Like, I listen to rap music.

I don't even know what these nicks are saying. No, they don't know what they're saying. They're making noises. I'm like, falling along with the lyrics. I was like, you didn't just say that. I was like, you're not even saying any of these damn words. The one dude is, 50 is kind of funny. Yeah, I've been following.

And he, dude, he raps about his bike getting stolen. And he called it, it called him an end too. And I'm like, no, it's true. Yeah, he goes, I woke up this morning, I stole my bike. I'm like, you know, I'm like, that's rock on brother 50. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Farrakhan. I really did have my bike stolen on my birthday in 1991. The day I found out I was paper boy the year.

It was like trauma. No, my mom's like, you got, you swear to God, on my birthday. Oh, and, you know, and I bought the bike with my. my paper route money. I was very industrious. I like worked really hard. It was like, you got paper boy the year and your bike got stolen. And I was like happy and crying at the same time. Yeah. And people are like, but don't say the N word. I'm like, no, bro. I've seen some shit. Those are some cold days I was delivering those papers. I would have loved to have that bike. Did I tell you about those times I was still in those bikes when I was in the Marine Corps?

You stole bikes? Okay, this is the thing. I was like, I was 19 years old, right? You still had bikes? Yeah. So I was in the What is it about bikes that you guys love so much? Let me tell you the story. So I was 19. I was in the Marine Corps. I had to be at work like three in the morning, but I could never wake up on time.

CPT. What is that? People's time? So I was always getting to work late. And the mess hall was clear across the down base. I was on MCRD San Diego. This is on the base. Yeah,

this is on the base. I could never get done time. I didn't have a car. So they had all these fucking bikes out there. And I said, I'm taking a bike. I'll bring it back after work. You did.

didn't though did you no it did now you just left it behind a bush so I was halfway to the mess hole right I said what about I think I can't nobody can't sit me on this bike it's not right so I dumped in the bush and I remember I came back late on when I got off of work I said damn the bike's gone and then the next morning I woke up late okay I'll get another bike oh my god so I stole another bike did the same thing and then we got the next day somebody I was this white guys out there is fucking piss somebody's out of his fucking stealing bikes I bitch is one of these fucking nons around here. That's right.

I was just like, that's right. That's what I was 19 years. That was a white guy. That was me. Imagine if it was me. He said, he looked at him out like. The only time that it really is totally cool.

If a white guy just had his bike stolen and put in a bush, you have to say the word n***. Like if you don't, you're not helping. But the funny thing is, is that crime is kind of love. It's better than like the bank stuff where they're like, I need another billion and kill the babies. Like you saw freedom, you saw wind in your hair. It takes brains to do that.

It was like petty crimes. It's like a black crime, what you did. Stelling bikes. You were just cutting corners. Only Trump can, you know, commit those crimes and get away with it. Yeah, you like bomb a school and you're like, wasn't it a Tamahawk, though, kind of? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know it's the Iranians. They bombed their own people. When he said that's like... It's super childlike. You know what? You ever have a kid when you're a kid, be like, stop hitting yourself. Yeah.

And you're like, no, it really is that. Like these debate me, bro, Andrew Wilson freaks, where it's like, no, but I still won, though. It's like, no, Candace Owens just humiliated you. You got your head's owned by a black woman. Oh, dude, I loved it. That's a white man's worst nightmare. Because he kept running for me. He challenged me, talk shit.

I agreed. Kept hearing the footsteps kept running. So I'm doing these bits about him. So I wanted it to be me. Like, I wanted that to be mine, that skull. but it's better it was Candace because she's a black woman and she was so much smarter than him

that I knew it fucking burns so bad he couldn't even admit it to himself he'd have to hang himself no he didn't know any of the charges like yeah but it's murder though I'm like no let's listen to the black woman be way more articulate yeah yeah yeah and did I loved it

because some of these white guys they do like lean on that shit too much they're like but R IQ I'm like what do you mean hour like you're dumb you know what I mean right I like how you said that You're an idiot

Ironically they're so stupid They don't understand how bell curves work I'm like it's only these little areas You're way dumber than tons of black people And I don't even know what IQ means A lot of these Patsies have super high IQs It's almost like it makes you like easy to manipulate Well it measures your capacity

It doesn't really determine how you use your capacity Yeah and you can create these false things in your head Like it's Dungeons and Dragons and shit You know and a lot of like people that have low IQs are just like, ah, I don't see it. You know, and they're like, the wizard doesn't work. Yeah, they're too stupid again. Dude, because I had like a really high one and they put you in this little group and they like,

looking back, I think they were like grooming a little, like, maybe you're going to kill Charlie Cook. You got a high IQ? I'm scared to go up. It doesn't, it doesn't even matter, though. It doesn't matter at all. Well, if it comes back like 87 or something. I don't think I live myself. Judging by your skin, it will.

I'm just kidding. No, it really doesn't matter. It's like there's an IQ where it becomes like a problem. Like the guy who shot Martin Luther King Jr., James Earl Ray, he had like a 67 IQ. Really? Yeah, they broke him out of prison like that week. And they're like, hey, buddy, you're in for quite a ride. Yeah, King's family sued and won.

They're like, he didn't kill Martin. dollar but it was out of principle yeah but so uh yeah iq is like morality coherence is way more important because you look at some of these nasa mathematicians and shit they're like they're like in a little maze in their head nothing no common sense yeah not exactly just like several level levels of intelligence but only measure your capacity yeah yeah and capacity can be capacity to what like it's a fact it it doesn't say what it is like you can be real fucked up you know yeah oh and i have that clip of you debating you let's see yeah yeah yeah because he wouldn't debate me so oh no that's the newest one there's there's a few of them did you have

the one that i did the cana showed oh my god okay this one's good yeah yeah this is the recent one not humiliated what's your take big guy how did it feel on your end and what is your epistemic grounding for that assertion. Oh, that you got humiliated? Well, everybody just saw it, buddy. It was pretty obvious. You keep stating that as a self-evident truth without any positive evidence that I humiliated myself. But under your worldview, you have zero epistemic found. to ground on objective moral truth. You're simply borrowing Christian capital to justify a secular preference.

You got humiliated in trust. What are you laughing at? All she did was incoherent babble and grimble. I merely let her speak and make her claims and tie her down to them and let her incoherent reasoning do the laggway. Dude, it's not an exaggeration. It's a common paddle machine. Zero evidence, zero positive evidence.

He does show like this. He says nonsense words all the time. Yeah. And no nicotine patches. I think one of the major moments of the debate was when you said there was overwhelming evidence against Tyler Robinson and then you said you were only 75% against. That was when things really changed. 75% can do.

Ha ha ha ha. Are you making a perspective claim? A perspective, like my perspective? I don't think you're saying that. Are you making a prescriptive claim or a descriptive claim? Enough with that. How about the fact that the key video that was claimed to be a slam dunk clearly is not even Tyler Robinson?

Opinions need evidence. Like when people say I'm gay, dumb, or psychotic, or stupid. None of those are true. I operate in the multi-theory of guilt. If something is possible somewhere in one of infinite universes, the prosecution has met its burden of guilt. You see, Benjamin, I'm currently tying you down to a claim that I can later use to...

That's crazy. For example, true or false, you said my wife, Rachel, was harmed at SeaWorld because she is a sperm whale. Did you say that? Are you having a hard time lighting that, that cigarette? It's become obvious that the left has made lighter impossible to life. This bit, he's got a little tick don't he.

He does have a tick. This big is impossible to light with grip, even the strongest hands in- all of the multibers. The grip straight. Yeah. No, no. You're just weak-handed. Yeah, that one episode where he couldn't open that jar?

Oh, bro. That was brutal. Me and Jake Shields made fun of it for an hour straight. Dude, because it's like all he had to do is laugh at himself. Yeah, yeah, right. I mean... He has no integrity at all. No, because, I mean, he's saying that men are so strong

and blah, blah, blah. The situation was just funny. Yeah. Right. You know, where you're like, I can't open a jar. Could someone help me? Yeah, and the girl is just, looking, I'm like, I don't like people who can't laugh at themselves. Totally, dude. That's like the whole thing. Yeah. That's the whole deal.

Because that's the thing about Trump. He never laughs at himself. Right. He's so good at mocking other people. And tells you about people. It does. Yeah. I love it when people do good jokes about me. It's just like when they're seething, it's not funny, but when it's like an ogre joke or I have bitch hips. Did people say you got bitch hips? Well, one of my buddies does. It's just something he thinks. You better to keep your own here.

He's already checking you out. He already signed your ass. He's a mulatto supremacist. He's super funny. He's like, it's the perfect blend. It is actually. No, kind of, yeah. But he claims it has to be black dad, white woman.

Makes sense. His dad was a principal. They wanted him to be like the Tiger Woods of tennis, but it didn't work out. Oh, really? Yeah. That's how I mock him. I'm like, bro, you disappointed your black dad principal?

And now he's dead and can't even talk to you. Dude, we're like harsh. No, but he grips at me, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Bullerbair. I don't know if you watch my sketches, but he's in a ton of stuff. He's in a ton of stuff. He's really funny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I love that, dude.

So you got black friends. Malato. Yeah, Malado. I don't have any deep black friends. Because that gets a little intense. They can get a little sketchy. Yeah. I've had some black friends.

Unless they were the ones selling the slaves from Africa. I'll have a Kenyan friend. Right, right, right. But I'm not, none of the ones that got tricked. Right, you know. There's this one interview. There's this one former slave when the moon landing happened. His name was Charles Smith and Ford.

I lived to be like 100 because it was a very healthy lifestyle. Yeah. But because he was like, ain't nobody went to the moon. But he said that he was tricked because they said there was pancake trees in America. What? Pancake trees. Dude, it was so funny. He was like, I was playing with my mother.

And he was like, they said in America there was. There was pancake trees. And that's why he went on the ship. Because, dude, it's really hard to get people on a ship. Like, white people go in 200 feet. They're dead of malaria immediately. Like, they had to use their tricks. Right.

So they're like, you guys want to see a tree that grows pancakes? And they're like, fuck, yeah. And then the ship's, like, just going. And then, you know, like, 80 years later, he's like, ain't nobody went to the moon. And he was right. Yeah. Meanwhile, super high IQ guys.

You're like, oh, no, the gravitational restriction. And I'm like, you're too smart to see it's stupid. I've seen that footage. I was like, there's no way in here. Bro, the tilt up where it's like there's no camera operator. That's the one thing I know. I don't know about photography or like the rockets. Dude, I know TV production.

Right. It's like a tilt up rack focus without an operator on the moon. And it looked so fake. Yeah, and then it left the moon and the camera's still right there. And they're like talking like they're talking on cell phones. I'm like, this shit. Dude, the joke that we did was that was the one black astronaut named Tyrone Chouaces. And he's still up there.

Oh, Tyrone. And we did this montage of like, see you at the crossroads. It's just this one black astronaut. And they just left them for the one shot. He's like, mama, when are you coming back? That was a bowler bear bit. Because like originally I thought, like obviously someone's there, but they fucking left it. They left them.

Yeah, but how did they talk? They were like talking to people on Earth. Yeah, we had those. It was a sound stage, so I. Yeah, but what was that technology? Have they, like, released that technology? Oh, no, no, they don't have any of it. It's like, because they brag.

They do the same thing that Jays do sometimes with the genocides where they're like, oh, yeah, we killed all the babies. And you're like, oh, so genocide's like, how dare you, right? Right. I'm like, you bragged about it. Yeah, like, Neil Armstrong is like, this phone has more technology than we had. And it's like, why can't you go back? He's like, we don't have the technology.

And you're like, dude, you're retarded. Yeah. It looks like a meth heads tree for it, the lander? Yeah. What's this? That was a 19, what, 609? 669. Well, that was, dude, it was, it was,

uh, Manson, Woodstock moon landing the same summer. They were just mind fucking those baby boomers. And Kennedy, he, when was his? Kennedy, I think was 63. But no, we're about to get off the gold standard. So they're like, we got to fuck everyone up with sex, rock and roll, nonsense, moon shit. Yeah. Killing a pregnant lady, like just throw cults.

And look what they're doing now. They say, we're going to mall. Dude, imagine being like, yeah, she won't kiss me, but she's agreed to anal. I know that's a vulgar thing, but vulgar is funny, but it's the same thing. It's like, yeah, we can't go back to the moon, but you know what? Mars. It's like, dude, if Michael Jackson wasn't doing a Pepsi commercial on the moon, it didn't happen. Right, right.

Imagine that, you know, the moon walk on the moon. Pepsi, it's like, oh, no, we just don't want to go back. I think people would be shocked how fake the world is. And I fake our government and how much of a crepe really Donald Trump is. I know. It would shock them. You would shock the shit out of people. It's, I wonder why people can't see it, though.

Dude, I just made a sketch. I just tweeted the one with the, with the crows. You see it on my Twitter. It's exactly what we're talking about because I was debating these science guys yesterday. And his main argument, because I like the scientific method, but not the science as a religion. And he was like, well, why didn't Russia spill the beans about the moon landing? I'm like, what? And so I just made this little thing.

You got it? Watch this. So I literally spent last night making this because I'm like, how do you not see? I'm telling you, that is not a real guy. We can totally eat all of his corn. No way. That's obviously a very scary man. It is clearly not a real man.

Dude, if he was fake, don't you think his neighbor? Who is his rival would tell us of his lie? I think they are. Both lying and have more in common with each other than they do us. Dude, are you okay? Are you going through something? That's clearly a very, very scary man. Then why has he not moved or blinked in 60 fucking... He used to a lot and definitely... You're scared.

You always say that and he never, ever moves. You're completely embarrassing yourself. I also do not. not think they have nuclear bombs. Bro, you've seriously lost your fucking mind. Ladle. That's my spot. I said ladle.

It's ladle. I put the black in it. Man, ladle. I loved it. Ladle. That TV, yeah, $9.11 a month. Never forgets where everything I have is right there. I never heard that.

Lato. Liddle, yeah. Liddle TV? Yeah, because I'm ladling the gravy. It's a big spoon. Because the big dipper is Ursa Major's, the big bear in the sky, the great out ladle. That little sketchy put together, that nails the society. Yeah, because I'm just like, I'm like, there's farmers, like, why would a farmer, even if farmers are fighting, why would you tell the cows?

Right, right, right. You know? I'm not saying we're cows, but it's like, it's just clearly a great way to mind fuck the population. So statesmen are going to be like, guys. Yeah. let's do this moon thing. Yeah. It's great.

Now they're talking about the data sentence. Then they say, oh, we got to do data sentence because China. Oh, exactly. I was like, they're on our heels. China is the boogeyman. Dude, China always pull China out of that. I know. And they're so not boogie-ish.

They're just like very straightforward people. They're like, we just work and die. Right. You know, it's like, that's Chinese people. Trump loves him. He said, man, he's a great president. And then all of a sudden, we got to be China. If China does better than us,

That's the end of America. It's literally like carnival barking, like nonsense scams. It's like, step right up. If you don't, that guy's going to fuck your wife. Right? And you're like, what? Yeah, yeah. Because I used to work with gypsies.

Maybe that's why I can see it at the Renaissance Fair. It's just like they're just running a carny game. Yeah, everything's a con. It's just a con. Are you Judeo or are you Christian? Let's see. It's just like, what does that mean? Right.

Physics is like that too. Is it a particle? Is it a wave? What is light? Anyway, give me the money in. Go fuck yourself. Because it just, it's mind, what it does is creates these things in your head. Because I have the book, How to Slay a Wizard.

It, like, it pulls it in two directions, so you just give up. Right. Right. You're like, this and this. Yeah, like, how to see it and how to survive it. I think it's more fun and just looking at both sides and laughing at both of them. Dude, humor is literally like the greatest thing. That's a demon.

That's why they just run for me. Yeah. They're like, because like Andrew Wilson, he knows I'll just make fun of them. He needs you to take him. seriously and get mad at them. Right, right, right. Yeah. He needs you to lose your tool. Yeah, one of the, one of the funniest things is I don't actually hate Jews and they know that and they're like not into me. They're like he's going to just make fun of our irritable bowel syndrome. Like they want the juice. It's like, you killed those children. It's like, I'm just running my deli.

And then just get money off it. I'm like, I don't hate anybody. Like, it's just funny because I have shit about me that's retarded, you know? Right, right. I'm retarded. You're retarded in a good way You're a hot function retard I'm authentic I'm authentic Yeah You're the best

I'm authentic Yeah But I'm like I'm not in a position Where I'm like look at all these People You know I'm like You know we lost power once

And I just started eating the ice cream You know I'm like This is gonna melt I gotta eat it No no it's like Like and my wife's like Fixing shit And I'm like nah

I got it I mean this is the waste It's not gonna go to save this but I got to eat it now. Totally. It's like, my wife would just be like, bro, you're like, bring pants, you know? Hey, what do you think about Trump when he brought all that Argentinian beef?

Oh, dude. And they're just like, no tariffs on the beef. And I was like, dude, how funny when they're like, where's the beef from? He's like, I'd rather not say. That's what he said. He literally came out of a lamb.

That's literally a fact. He's like, I don't really want to say where it's from. I was like, it's people. Right. But it does. It has some antibiotic shit. in there that's bad for you that's why I got recalled didn't it well it didn't get recalled well it kind of got recalled because they didn't go through inspections like it should have

but yeah because it's probably humans in that shit dude I'm telling you man imagine if they're like it's from Gaza you're like oh shit oh man you can't eat that shit dude they do do shit like that's weird man they got some weird stuff I think that really hurt the cattle farmers too though here in a oh yeah it did yeah and I'm tight with a lot of them that's what I'm trying I've been trying to convince a lot of them to go local for a while because they're just getting hard hard by even the current system of it. Right. You know, these, like in Missouri, I have a, like a kind of small cattle farm.

And I know the deal, they're getting pennies on the dollar and they do all the work from the major processing plans, but it's like when you have massive debts, it's like a guaranteed paycheck, you know? But if you go local, you have way bigger margins and the meat quality is insane, you know? It's like insane. It's like when I do the Birtari Times Fest, which you guys are obviously invited to, it's like we're eating beef that was grown on the land that I'm doing comedy on. It's like it's like magic, dude.

It's like the energy just stays in the circuit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now that beef will make you queer. I'm not even kidding, dude. I think some of these, some of the- Trump made and make you queer. He's like, you'll be fluffing and puffing in no time. Hey, dude, like, when I watch Trump talk now, it's like,

I think I got Trump derangement syndrome now. He irritates the shit out of me. I know, he's not as funny now. but I have to try and keep that because if I start really hating somebody, it's the only time I make big mistakes. Yeah. When I get any emotion.

Like I was teaching my kids how to be stern without getting angry. Because they were like, this kid's messing with us, but I don't know if I can get mad enough to beat him up. I'm like, you don't need to get mad to beat someone up.

Right. I'm like, watch this. Hey, quiet down! And I go, look. And they were like blown away. I'm like, you can just turn it on and off. You don't have to get mad. Right.

Because if you're mad, you like tunnel vision and then you make mistakes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I just, I see right through that guy. I see right through his entire administration. I mean, it doesn't make me a Democrat. Dude, what, Nick?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bro, the night of us. I wish I was fucking dumb and I was a boomer. I could just be eating this stuff up right now. Oh, they're not doing well, man. The boomers are just, they're like, we went to the moon, my sons are Democrats.

It's like, dude, your son's in debt. He doesn't even know his dad. Like, you know what I mean? Right. It's like, oh, the socialist scumbach. I'm like, dude, he's in $250,000 of daddy works at Starbucks. What the fuck do you think he's going to do? We went to the moon.

I played golf on the moon. And now Trump, everybody on the right, their entire GOP are calling the Democrats, socialists and communists. Well, those are just, but that's just nonsense words. It's a spell. It's a hundred percent of spell. It's all the spell. It's like, you think that's actually going to save the GOP during the midterms,

just calling them a bunch of names? I watched it happen to me because they'd have words for me like white supremacist and I sent right right right and I watched people literally go oh so that means those things are kind of cool that because Owen's pretty cool like it doesn't work long term right because they're like man I listen to Owen every day am I a white supremacist right because it's like the programming fades quick yeah yeah yeah you know like one group the boomers are raised like better dead than red right and that and then it's like now it's a whole different spell you know it's just the same bullshit from the left. It's identity politics.

It's all garbage. Yeah, and watching the right become like the left is nuts. I know. They're like just little bitches. They're like we have to sue Candace. You're like, what? We were the ones that were strong because the man has to be like honest and strong so the woman can like survive and have the kids. I'm like,

isn't the right the guy and the left's the woman that wants to keep everyone alive, even the dumb one, right? Right, right. Because that works as a mom. It's like, they all get a sandwich and then by the time they're like 12, you're like, we're going to start making some cuts. Yeah, it's like overnight. I'm just kidding.

I love it. But you know what I mean, though? It's like the man provides, like the truth and the competition allows them to take care of everybody. Right. And that's how I saw right and left. And now the right is like, oh my God. I mean, if you even question this case, I mean, I'm going to have to suck Larry Lumer.

Who's that person who said that there's a gay mafia within the GOP? They say the majority. I literally was like screaming in joy. Yeah. I've been saying it for years. People are like, that means you. You're the gay one. Oh, you're the gay one.

I'm like, because I'm making fun of and pointing out the gay ones, that means you are. I'm like, no, it's literally the gay ones. Yeah. Hunter Biden said it too. He twinkles a little too. If you're smoking crack in a motel, like I'm not like, he says something funny on social media. He said, man, y'all believe this shit when he said I was in the leaders and he showed a picture of him smoking crack in a movie. He was in a super eight.

Bro, that was good branding, though. That's why people like. Bush, you're like, he wears his jeans. I'd have a beer with that guy, you know? Yeah. And I like that. I like when people can laugh at themselves. Yeah. 100%. I had a genuine connection to him when he said that. I said, this guy is a good guy. Yeah. He can laugh at himself. Yeah. But I'm also got some questions about what happened when he was doing all that crack. Listen, I've known some super funny junkies that I'm like, I've ruined for you, man. You're a good dude. But I'm like, we're not like going to get tight. Like you're fucking crazy.

You know? I'm like, no, it's relatable. I get it. You're right. crawling on hands and knees trying to find you're cracked there's like a dead guy or whatever i'm like yeah i get it you're not at a country club i love that you're not allowed on my property right right you're what my wife calls internet internet because i'm like such a golden retriever i'm like oh dude this guy seems great and she's like we have to have that's what that's why originally we started doing baritario with the campground she's like you can hang with your internet friends there i'm like great don't bring him fools to the farm Yeah, yeah, totally.

And it was a good call. Because, you know, with my brother doing tree work, we're always around a bunch of vats like that, because with the PTSD, it's like we called it tree work where you do hard labor, you get off drugs. It's actually super healing. But my wife would be like, no, I love him. But like, he was just bragging about killing a lot of people.

And we're like, yeah, he's a great fucking guy. It's like, listen, I'm sure he is. Yeah. But he's just like talking a lot about how many, like how to kill a lot of people. I turned to just like, yeah, you know, the government made him do it, man. Because I was like, I see like the good side and people at the point where I've had to train myself to be like, yeah, I'm the same way. Yeah. Yeah. I want to like be friends with everybody. Me too. But you got it. But you got it. You can't do it. Yeah. You got it. Yeah. You got

protect yourself. Yeah. And your family and your friends. It's like, I can't just be like, dude, this guy's great. He's covered in blood. His name Samuel Little. He like, he loved it. Yeah. Because dude, I swear to God, I'd probably, like, think that guy was great if I met him. He'd be like, oh, yeah, you know, I was down in that swamp. And I'm like, dude, he likes swamps. And then he found out he's killed 93 women. And even then I'd be like, well, I'd like to hear his side of the story. I mean.

He's so likable, right? No, he gets it. He's honest about who he is. He's, like, full of joy. Yeah, might learn some from him. And that's the funniest thing is you would, though. Yeah. Like, you would learn something.

I wonder why possess a man to enjoy taking people's lives. Well, his upbringing with his mom and his... Yeah, they all have been scoring by their mother, I think. Well, yeah, it was like his brain was, was wired for strangulation. Like, he was like, that's what gets it going, man. And a dude, I genuinely am like, man, that would suck. Like, as much as it's just so easy to be like, oh, petto, kill them all. It's like, how much would that suck to, like, sexualize a kid?

Like, your life would be fucked. life would be fucked. I can't wrap that. I can't wrap that around my, I can't wrap that around my. No, no. It's like, that would be like, how can you be attracted to a kid? That is some crazy evil shit. So do you think, you think him as a serial killer he was trained, something in his upbringing and it was going to be that way? They say if you don't bond. There probably was like a thing where it could go either way. Like, I don't think, like, I could have had a career. I just don't think I have the serial killer vibe in me. Like it wasn't going to go that way. But some dudes, it's like with a combination of factors.

goes out. Right. Like if you was raised by Pete Booty Jeege and his husband from the age of three, do you think you would be gay, probably? No, I'd be even more homophobic. Like, dude, my dad was an opera singer. It's why I say fag constantly. No, that's the thing. It goes in different directions. Like, I was raised by an academic, which is why I know it's shitty. Like, I'm like, I know they're tricks. So you either go under the dragon's wing or not. And for the, like, I respect that my dad stopped a few generational curses and shit. So I'm not like talking shit. But it's like, but yeah, I'm like, it's like nails on a chalkboard, you know, when people do puns and act sparkly.

I'm just like. But you think that maybe there's some people, if they were raised by those two gay guys, they would be gay? Yeah, especially if they're like traumatized sexually. Like they're associated sex with a guy's wean, yeah. You know what I think, I think like Ted Bunny, that crazy black guy to kill 90 fucking women. Yeah.

I think they have a gene for it. I agree. But I think there's an epigenetic awakening. for it. Yeah, something that triggers it. Yeah, like, I have a couple jeans that could have went south. Like, I know that. You'd be a hell of a cell killer. You might get away one of your friends before you're talking.

You only get caught to one of your freaking mulata friends turned down there. I could have been a thief. I sometimes see things and I'm like, I could take all the money in that bank. You know, I'm like, but it's just not in me. I just know that I could have. Yeah. You heard about the guy who he posts as a San Francisco. Francisco 49 a player and he scammed like 20 women out of like 1.2 million dollars.

That's such bad vibes. It's a black guy too. Really? Makes it worse. It's kind of surprised. How did he do it? I don't know. There must have been some dumb mud sharks.

Oh, yeah. You get scammed by a black guy posing as a San Francisco 49? It's like, you have Google? You don't have any of that? But they're so like room for it. They're like, we have to save him, you know? Yeah. We have to pay for his stuff.

Even though he makes millions a year, it's like they can't provide him. It's like an investment. Yeah, it's an investment. What the fuck? Do you think if there was no leftist propaganda, black people would be like normal? Yeah, I think totally. They'll be bit off. I know that.

They'll be a lot better off. Yeah, I think the racial shit is just like there'd be slight differences, like more colorful suits and shit, you know? Yeah. But it's kind of like how like Mexicans, when they go south, they like skin people and hang them from bridges. Like it's like, that's kind of their thing. kind of like Swiss.

They become like vampires and try to poison the world. You know, it's like, I just think, I think they could be normal, though. I really do. Yeah, I think that propaganda,

they push to black people, it's like it enslaves them today. Though it's all mental. That's what Connie said that actually freak them out. It's a choice. Yeah, they're mentally enslaved them.

That's what he meant by that. Yeah, because you give up, life is easier when you're a slave. I've thought about, like, I've thought about how I miss having a manager. It was fun.

I never had to think about shit. Yeah. Right. You don't have to hold yourself accountable. Yeah, totally. Yeah. It's like being in a cult, you're like, I wear the same thing every day and pray to an owl. Like, my life is very simple.

Why do you think these women are so hyped about Lindsay Clancy? Yeah. They want to support so much. That's a really good question, man. Because if a man did that to his kids, men be out there trying to hang that dude with pitchfords and everything. Are women definitely into it? Or is it like a, is it a Jewish sign? I mean, I'm not saying it's them, but like, are actual women?

Do you guys know women that are like... Like this stuff right here. Like this stuff. But were they from Craigslist? You know what I mean? Like I know that sounds crazy and over... Like, who are these people? Yeah.

Do you think this is a sigh-up? I don't even know, man. Because it's so crazy to me that a woman would be like... She's holding a kid. I know. It's kind of weird that they're all wearing pink and they all coordinated and they're all together. How did they do this?

How did all these women come together? I think you're starting to sound a little anti-Semitic. I just, whoa, dude. I wasn't prepared for that. Look at this. Jesus. She is a serpent-looking bitch. That's intense.

I dated a girl. She actually looked like AOC right there a little bit. She looks a little bit like Anne Hathaway right there. She does. She looks like Laurelumer. Oh, fuck no. No, she's going to be strange. She's always been strange.

That woman's... I've never met her. I think that woman's got a demon in her. Yeah, she is like The thing she says on the Twitter's like And then people her fans Like you just got loomered I'm like who the hell watches this story

What if you find out later It's like Lumer has been alive for thousands of years Like Lumer's the name of a demon Right Right Because I was literally like Dude I hope there isn't a demon name Grock

Like that's such a demon name isn't it It's like ask Grock the truth It's like would you like to know the truth? Yeah here's some of these TikTokers Yeah Okay No, I don't even want to see that, man. That's so fucked up.

That is so fucked. Is that like a, is that like, but is this a mom? Postpartum. Yeah, postpartum. What are they doing? Bro, that's so. Dude, I've always said this. That's so sad.

I've always said that women, I mean, like, I know men is this a lot of evil things in the world. But I think there's a special type of evil in a woman. Well, yeah, I mean, they're easier to program. It's like, they're designed. Dying to like follow the leader so they can go real dark. Yeah, right. You know, because they're genetically. They survive if someone conquers.

It's like, you're Gangus Khan's wife now. It's like, here we go. Right. She's very sleep deprived. Her job is a labor and delivery nurse work. She did it. No, but that'll justify like getting shit-faced or something. It's like she's strangled.

She's a lot. A lot. Do you have children? Yes. Would you ever hurt them? Yes. And though. I want to see the whole thing, though.

Are they editing this weird? No. So what are the consequences she should face for this? Obviously, she's already in a wheelchair. He should go to jail for negligence. He was, he needs to take care of his kids, and that was his responsibility. Is this any of your girlfriends? This is your girlfriend?

I think you have to do some reflection on that. I just have seen a little bit on TikTok of the case. I'm watching it on TikTok. And maybe I did to see the best in people thing? I'm like, did they ask her a weird? Because what if they were like, oh, no, she should go to jail for life? It's like, but let's say you were her defense attorney. What would you say?

And then they quit. But no, I bet a lot of that shit's real. There's some fucking dark people out there. Dude, that sucks. That sucks. You got to be, man, I don't know. Well, look at that guy, Mangione. After he killed that one guy, all these women like are in love with him.

You know, writing them letters. Who doesn't like? That's women. Yeah, they're like, dude, health insurance is so expensive. And that guy's got ripped abs. Sometimes they think that way. It's like that simple. Abs, they hate insurance companies.

That's all they need to know. Yeah, just women is like a different beast. Yeah. Like children. Yeah, it's like, that's so weird, man. I think it might be the repercussion of abortion. I think that got people cynical. Or like they can't face the shame,

so they have to be like, no, it's cool to kill kids. Right. You know, it's kind of like when gay pride parade, you know, they have so much shame that they're like, not only am I not ashamed I want to do it in front of the world right you know I'm throwing ice

because they're angry throwing ice for like a TikTok thing it's like that'd be funny if a dude's just like you're gonna have to clean that up because this yeah

what the fuck man it's performative it's just performative yeah she's recording it yeah because they're just trying to be in the in group that's why media is so fucking

act for women. Yeah. Because it's like they're like, am I in now? Like women turn on each other like a like a swarm. Yeah. Like men aren't supposed to act like that. That's why when men like, like, you know, when they turn where it's like I can't be friends with you if you're friends with him.

I'm like, dude, that's like what women and gay guys are like. Like you can be like. Nasty. Yeah, like I may be friends with Samuel Little. Like I'm not signing off on him. He's definitely not coming to the form. Well, I saw that. With that gypsy crusader fight where the Israeli went to prison for raping a minor.

And people are like, but he has this like Nazi tattoo. I'm like, okay, we're looking at this right now. That guy raped a kid and went to prison. Right. Yeah. You went to jail for raping a kid. That, oh, yeah. Wow, they know that.

He's talked about that. Yeah. I mean, I'll say allegedly, but I've seen him talk about that shit. And people break down his criminal record. Mm. And he lies, he's like, I beat off 30 men at the same time. They were coming like horses. We got stereotypes for a reason.

He did better than I thought. I thought he was going to get smoked. Yeah, gypsy is a lot bigger than him, though, huh? Bigger, yeah. It's like different weight class, wasn't it? Yeah. Gypsy's good at picking his opponents. He's like, I'm going to fight this little Jew

and I'm going to call his 10-year-old a n-old. He's like, I win. I won by the 6. That's hilarious. I'm glad he won, though. That dude sucked. He's very delusional, the Israeli guy. He's like, I am the greatest God in the world.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't really, I mean, I've never met him. That's the thing. Some of these people are like fake people. My wife is always like, but they're not like real people. Right. You know, she's like when you have, like.

It's all a stage. It's so weird because why would you get in this business if you have to act like somebody else? It's weird. Yeah, I know. And people do the craziest shit for money They do, dude, I think money's the God For them

Yeah It's like, dude, I understand making some money But it's like, it's not like that crazy I could be making so much money I could be selling ultra-maga shirts And Lake America shirts I could be fucking just gripped in my ass off right now But I don't believe in any of that shit

But you'd lose your audience long term That's the funniest thing Is morality actually is more profitable It's just you can't do it for that reason Because you go blind from it Yeah and it's crazy You see all these influences on the right It's like, man, y'all've been on YouTube for years, got millions of followers.

Y'all got this brand and y'all throwing it all the way for a jerk. Dude, it's unimaginable. To the point where does Ben Shapiro get to buck break that officer Tatum guy? Like, does he get to whip him? It's like, at that point, you better be able to whip that guy. Because he would, he'd be like, wow, you got to let me whip you. Because they're already doing it. They're like, he's saying the craziest shit.

Remember when he was in Israel? He's like, they only spit out on me once. Yeah, I don't. I don't know why he would say that. I was like, I'm trying to. Is he like, I had him on a show. He's a cool guy? Yeah, he's cool as hell.

And I was like, I don't know. I don't know what happened to him. Yeah, if I spin on Tatum, he would beat the shit out of it. Is he tough? He's a big, he's about your size. Really? He's a big dude. He's not as tall as him, but he's a big guy.

Listen, some of these people might be cool. Like, I've never met him. He's a real cool guy. I've never met Larry Lumer. I never met Charlie Carr. Oh, Larry Lumer is a frickin' freak. I don't have to meet her. Yeah.

I met her in my nightmares. I mean, she comes up in a little tricycle and wants me to play a game. Yeah. Yeah, but I thought he was weird when he was talking to that. I said that, I said, if anybody walked up to Tatum and spit on him, he'd probably kill him. Yeah, he'll beat shit out of him. So why, like, what is it? What is that?

I don't know. I've been thinking about that. I just don't understand. He works for Salem Media, so. That's a Zionist. I know. Isn't that where the witch trials were? Like, I mean, this is just the branding.

It's crazy. It's like, yeah, Salem. You remember Salem, right? Yeah, yeah. All those demon chicks had to be drowned. You're right. Judeo Christian values. That's such a crock of shit.

If the bitch floats, we were wrong. Yeah, because a modifier, I know Shapiro knows that, too. It's like a modifier makes any word weaker, like every word. Same thing, transgender, trans man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what Judeo Christian is. It's BS. Yeah.

It just doesn't even make sense. The Judeo Muslim beliefs. Well, I used to fuck with people and say I'm an Islamo Christian with pagan heritage. And they'd be like, what? I'm like, no, I can see myself in Islamo Christian. Like, I'm a Christian, but like, I'm intense. Islamo Christian? Yeah, yeah.

He's like, why not? Yeah, I always like to do that with Pete. Like, with the hard end debate, I'd always be like, if a woman's being great, I think you could sell it. Can you say the end? And people would be like, dude, I can't. I'm like, what if he's half black from Ethiopian? She's Puerto Rican and she's being raped.

Can she call him in? And they're like, well, I'm like, if there's no logic, there's no rule. I can't follow it. I can't extrapolate up. Right, right, right, right. I think you could sell it because they believe in Christ, the Virgin Mary. Judeo, they don't believe anything. As a comedian, I found them refreshing.

They'd be like, don't mock the king. Don't mock the prophet peace be upon him, and you get three fucks. Meanwhile, the Jews are like, I'll no hate when I hear it. And then you're fucked. And I'm like, what is the rule? Well, you can make fun of China this week because we're in a trade war. But next week, it's eight. I'm like, dude, the Muslim just told me not to make fun of that guy, a guy I don't know.

And I can say fuck three times. Right, right, right, right. Hey, are you going to vote in the midterms? No. Fuck, no. I'll think my phone for Democrats. Yeah. That's how pissed I'm at the GOP right now.

Well, they switch a lot. They did this. They did this little thing. I don't even have any thing. in a Democrat part i'm just so disappointing the GOP yeah part of me almost thinks it's like consent where they're like well just hit a button and we'll get to keep doing it yeah but i don't have a better alternative i still like american system it's like yeah i just can't vote for a guy i know is secretly gay right right you know it's like i'll vote for a good sheriff a good because i know

them i like know my commissioner i know my sheriff you like fought obama for gun rights he's great guy but like hey look this guy's a republican and his face looks like it has allegations Like, how do I put my name to that? Right. Right. Right. Just the world got so big, man. I think our brands are designed for smaller, localized worlds.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I thought Trump was fucking hilarious. And it's like he turned out to be such an asshole. I thought he was awesome. Yeah. He was Obama for the whites. Because Obama took all the blacks.

Right. Right. You know, Obama was like, listen, we're going to make everything great. And the blacks are like, yeah. Everyone's going to jail. And the boy actually like, what the fuck? And that was the same with the wife. So like, finally a working guy.

And he's like, gas is now like a billion dollars. And it's like, dude. I don't care about you. The cattle guys are like, what the fuck, man? Like you were a guy, like wore your shirt. Right. Like I didn't talk to my son for a year. Yeah.

Right. And he's like, sucks to be you. You're a loser. Just like Tucker Carlson. You always been a loser. You're a loser. You're a loser. Tucker, more like sucker. Dude, Tucker is awesome, by the way.

Yeah, he is. He is awesome. Dude, when I did his show, I'm like, that guy's like an actual human being. Yeah, he is. Like, he's not fit. And he's, like, the biggest guy. He's like the most famous news guy. And he's like, I'm making this thing out of Cedar.

And I'm like, dude, you're like a guy. Yeah, he's like one of the realest dudes ever said to him to talk to. Same with his brother. His brother's great. Yeah, I'll say that and talk to other politicians that came in here. And I was like, yep, that guy's fake. What are they, what are the politicians like? RFK Jr., I liked him.

Ramoswamy, I couldn't read him. But that guy loves pussy so much and fucks with him. That's a man's man right there. You know, he got down. The damn, damn candidates. I can see that. I could see how he's likeable, but I could always see that he had that huge Achilles He was like, I have this great plan, but if I see one tit, I'm fucked.

You know, it was like he doesn't have a voice from eating ass. Right, right. Like, that's crazy. Like, I've went through my phases. Right. You know, but it's like he was like, it's like, he's like, he's like, Gah, I'm like, whoa. But I get it.

He probably means well, but he's like, bro, if I see, if I smell perfume, I'm fucked. And women do like him. It's not even like he's rapy. They're like, oh, Kennedy. Well, he's a Kennedy. He just got a grand bun of pussy. Yeah, yeah, totally. Dude, do you think JFK might have been a little bit of a poofter?

You ever look into Lem, the gay guy that lived in the White House with him? that was his best friend forever. What? Oh, you think so? Bro. Do you have my cartoon? He said, bro. Dude, this close people's minds.

Yeah. JFK, I do the South Park thing. Yeah, some of the Kennedys might have gotten so much pussy. They went fucking gay. Like, that happens with rappers and shit. Yeah, yeah. They do too much experiment. Yeah, and they're just like, they become so like, bruh.

Yeah, and they, you know. Even Martin Sheen told us about that. that when he was. Arn-Shean? Really? Charlie Sheen? Sorry. Oh, Charlie Sheen.

Yeah. He said, you're doing drugs and you're having sex. He said, man, you just start experimenting. I see, I've never had that urge, but I don't know what it is. But I see it in people that. People are just like, yeah, man, I couldn't see shit. I'm just flying around. I'm just grabbing stuff.

I'm like, man, I'm pretty meat and potatoes. I saw that cock and it looks so nice. I just got to suck it. That's how it happens. Because, like, it would be, like, how do. Like, how do you not just start laughing? Like, let's say you do, do that. It's like, how do you take yourself seriously, like, jerking off a dick?

Like, you just start, be like, what the fuck is this? Oh, I stick my hand on a lawnmower. There's a whole book about it. Oh, dude, no, they were in a barbershop quartet. They, like, had a puppy together. His name's lamb. He's been an open home all forever. He's still, yeah.

Oh. He's still alive? I don't know if they got him with the AIDS. No, but I'm not even. It's like, it just seems like odd where it was like the dude. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, like lifetime. Look at them dancing.

Yeah. And now it's like, I don't do that with my buddies. Yeah. You never do anything like that with a Crowder? Dude, he got me in a bedazzled cape. No, I will, I'll own it, man. He got in some of these sketches. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He got me in a bedazzled cape to own the left. Listen, I'll own it. I was fucking prancing around. I get it. Dude, we was doing a black face And it was paid me some, you know, joke, I'm black, black face,

they had to paint me darker. And then he comes out with red lipstick. I said, no, no, no. I'm drawing the line right there. You're not putting that damn lipstick on me. He said, come on, it'll be great. We'll make fun of all these queers on the left. That's so funny.

I mean, I got one time he put me in a white, like, one z where you could totally see my hammer to own the left. Oh, really? Yeah, which I'm cool. I'm down to do whatever for the bit, but I start seeing a pattern. I'm like, can't we own the left by not being super gay? I avoided the dress my whole career, though, Hollywood and, you know.

Ed Crowder, huh? Dude, it was harder there. I was not a sitcom for fucking three years in Warner Brothers, not one Jew, try to get me in a fucking... It was a damn Republican. Literally, because it was like Trump, I couldn't see it. I'm like, we make fun of gay guys.

Right, right, right. It's like, ah, I get it. You're going to get me in this assless chaps. Because if, like, a gay Hollywood Jew tried that, I'd be like, nice, dry Ira. Right, right. I'm like, oh, yeah, we're the straight ones. You know what I mean? It's like, dude.

He groomed his shit out of us, boy. I was groomed. I was groomed. Right, right, right. Oh, man. He's a funny actor, though. I'll always give him. Trotter cry for that. That dude works hard. He's a funny comedic actor. It's a lot of behind the

scenes people don't see that goes into that. He works his, he works hard. He works his ass off right into those chaps. Maybe it's me. I'm just not a very, I'm not like a fancy person. Maybe I should dress better, but I just could never even imagine. I'm not a fancy person either. No, no. Just jeans t-shirt. I feel uncomfortable. I'm just like. The more dress up I feel like, like I feel like I'm in a monkey suit. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely would feel. It's like I'm trying to, I'm I'm trying to impress people by what I'm wearing. I went to the White House. I was wearing a suit.

I felt like a huge light-skinned monkey in that suit. That's how we did view you, too. No, but see, I would totally have like a bar of gold in my pocket. Like, I'm totally down to feel awesome. Right. But like, if I was dressing a certain way, because I remember how gay that would be just in Hollywood, or it's like, oh, that's a great suit on that guy. I'm like, yeah.

The fuck? Yeah. The cut of that suit. The cut of that suit. The cut of that suit. Do you know what kind of suit that is? Like, no, I don't. What's that material?

Maybe I could, like, rub my cock on it. Because it's not even, like, people are like, oh, you think you're better. But no, it's just, like, weak. It's like alcoholism, you know? It's like, it's not something to be proud of. If somebody should just run around jerking dudes off, it's like, like, imagine, like, my advice would have been, like, drinking a lot when I do stand-up. It's like, imagine if I was like, I have pride in that. Right.

Dude, it's great to get hammered. We're just like everyone else. You're a bigot. Dude, when I first started doing stand-up coming, I would get the, you know, the nurse. So I would laugh. I would have some shartney. Yeah. I was like, man, we don't even drink, though.

I don't even drink. I'm really not feeling this damn shardnay tonight. Right. I said, give me another bottle. Totally. I would after. That shit hit me when I got on stage. Yeah, I would after, because I didn't like being around drunk people, so I'd have to be drunk.

Yeah. Well, like on stage, I like to keep my faculties, but as soon as I was done, I'd see the crowd. And a lot of them are cool people, but I'm like, if I have to hug 500 people, I'm about to start drinking vodka. You know? Right, right. So I just would. And I was like, man, you know.

Yeah. Like having pride in that is how if you get, or even just promiscuous straight guys where it's like, yeah, I bang 30 chicks this week. It's great. You're like, dude. Dude, I tried that. I broke up for my wife. We were single at the time.

I was single. I slept with two women in three weeks and I felt disgusted. Yeah, I was tired of it. I was like, I'm not doing it. I don't know how men do that. It pulls you around too much. It's like you like disappear almost. It's very repetitive.

Yeah. I have friends who slept with like a woman, a different one. I said, how the hell do you do that? That's like the weirdest shit. Well, a lot of them say it's a notch on their belt, too. I got tired of that when I was younger. I just want to get married to have kids. Dude, if I wasn't in the culture I was in,

I would have always just wanted to get married and have kids. But we had like that curl jam nihilistic, you're cool if you get a BJ culture. And like nobody was pushing the family shit. My town was just drunk, you know. Oh, yeah. And so like when Vince, Vonn was like pushing the family stuff I clicked with it immediately yeah because

there's just like nobody was doing that so I was just like but I love being married it like it's almost like being a slave where you're like I I don't have to think about any of that and I can crush even harder in my life like I'm so much more you have my job I'm healthier yeah stay because I never have to think you know when you're single you're like should I drive to Modesto right now for that shit like you just like you like don't exist I really need some pussy right now so much time and and just thoughts. And I'm just like, oh, no, I have that totally cover.

Because I thought that was going to be hard for me. And it's like I'm so into it. Right. I don't even have to think about that. Like, every woman is just like, I don't have to be like, I wonder how this is going to go. Like never. And I'm like free.

I was telling that because Alex Jones, I make fun of him when he's like, listen, we need to get the Patriots erect. You know, we got to get, you know, Hillary Clinton wants you soft. We got to get some male vitality. And I'm like, dude, if I was ever impotent, I would be like free. Yeah. Like, you know, my, like, just that wean is like, come on.

I'm like, dude, imagine if it just never talk to you again. You're like, you're just wearing the harp. You're fucking free. Right. Like, it's like a tyrant. It's like screaming at me. It's like, I'm hard. I'm like, shut the fuck up.

It's like a third world dictator. It's just like, oh. A dictator. Yeah. Dude, if you're like, if you get to a point where your wean isn't dominating you, you're like, sweet, man. I can just love life. Hey, did you notice that speech by Vivek Ramoswamy about the general.

about the Jewish community and why there's... No, I'm really racist against Indians. Dude, I actually like blacks compared to Indians. Like, I'm joking around with blacks with Indians. I'm like, dude, make them use the

toilet. He said that we have a surge in anti-Semitism because it's from jealousy of Jewish success. Everyone wants to be a five-foot-four little fucking garden gnome. Jesus Christ. Can you imagine

someone being like, I'm jealous of that little weasel. Alba doesn't you know he has a yacht. Yeah, he sits on it alone with his mommy and cries. Dude, on my pontoon boat, I'm fucking crushing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, everyone's so jealous of us because I did a pump and up with a pharmaceutical company. You know what I mean?

Right. Yeah. Dude, fuck this guy. It is because you represent the most successful demographic group in America. According to dollars, it's always in the same frame. Yeah. They're successful. making dollars.

Coincidentally, they print them. An attack on Jewish people. It is an attack on success. What the fuck? Idea of success. It is an attack on the idea of meritocracy. It is an attack. It's literally the opposite.

It's literally the opposite. Yeah, it's like, no, people are pissed about nepotism and the pedophiles don't go to prison. It's like, you're just jealous. You can't fucking kill a kid and not going. to jail you're like no no you just misread that like um that hold israel has on uh the republican party that's what's turned me off so much about republicans it's like i'm sick of these fucks dude the nakedness of them being like not caring about our country i'm right bro try

yeah you know it's like when someone's cheating on their spouse and they're not even attempting to not do it in front of everyone right right you're like bro they don't want to be embarrassed like at least pretend you're not trying to fuck the waitress you know yeah yeah you know Uncle B and all these guys, it's like, this and all I care about is what Israel is up to right now. And he says it out loud. Ted Cruz. And dude, here's the thing. No one actually likes Israel.

Right. Nobody. On the left or right. Israelis don't like it. They bitch to me all the time about it. They're like, dude, everything costs money. It sucks. Dude, nobody's like, man, how much can I love Israel?

Can I love it even more? You're like, what do you love about it? There's the shitty, like what? Like, what's so great about it? They're like, the wall. Dude, you want to see a wall? Check out the Chinaman. The Chinese are like,

Awaw, 5,000 fucking miles long and no one fucks it. Yeah. Sorry, that might offend people. I get it. But it's weird that they gyrate. And I will say that. There is a sexual component. And like a Jew explained it to me.

They're like bonding with the female aspect of God at the wall. Literally, it's a sexual thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. And dude, it's a Roman wall. It's not even the temple wall. And nobody wants to talk about it.

literally like an ancient best buy you know yeah yeah it's a roman wall and everyone's like oh it's from the time it's like dude it's not that's literally a wall that rome built so why just so like you want to teach you how to build a wall it's fucking not that hard so why does trump uh everybody touches that wall i think it's like getting jumped into a you know it's like why they all clip their dicks you know yeah yeah it's like we got to snip that thing Like you wouldn't think somebody's like eh Like there's no dissent with clipping or touching and kissing Yeah

Like just statistically a percentage is going to be like I'm just not a wall guy right But they're into it that's why I think it's like getting jumped in They're like picture okay we'll send it to Nick Flentes if you fuck with us I don't know or maybe they don't care because I've been like that before where I'm just like Yeah Like I've ripped on Palestinians and shit and I didn't even know about like some of the genocide stuff Yeah.

Yeah. You know, like, I've done bits where I'm like, oh, ooh. I had no idea. Yeah. Yeah, I had no idea, dude. Yeah, I'm like, oh, they're just, they're just jealous and bitchy, those Palestinians. Yeah, yeah. Well, I thought.

They just hate. I thought they were a tourist. Yeah, they're just jealous that the Jews, little kids just didn't get blown up into little bits. Right. Like, that Vibake sucks. That's horrible, right? Dude, doesn't he look like a snake that would come out of a basket? I could even say that.

But he literally looks like you play a flute and he fucking. Look at that guy. He's a snake. And a really funny guy. Epstein's a funny guy. He's lightheartedly described himself as Jew-ish. Yeah, no shit. Every comedian's done that joke for a thousand years. You fucking curry eat and fuck.

I love that damn heroin he got. Yeah, I think he did that because he's not doing so well in Ohio. Who, the vague? Yeah. He might lose the white liberal woman for governor. Guys, you're welcome because I'm the one that brought the Indian shit out. Dude, no one even knew. Two years ago, I brought the word Pagit into the middle.

mainstream, India banned me from their country. Dude, the Maldives invited me there for free. They're like, we would love to have you here, what you're saying about the Indians. I'm like, I'm not going to the Maldives. Because I'm like, they were burning widows until 1980. They literally have a holiday where they

swim in cow shit. And people are like, oh, you're being racist. I'm like, here's video after video, after video. And they're like, oh, dude. I'm like, their sacred river, they shit in it. Yeah, I've seen videos. the trash. A dude, and they lie like they speak. Like Trump. No, dude, it's in their culture and they treat the other cast like shit.

They're like, oh, do you are not Brahmin? I spit on you dog. And you're like, bro, he's just a waiter, you know? And they're like, oh, fuck are you, man. You try to eat in my brain. And you're like, bro. That was a fitness expo in India. And the guy said it was with Jim Trunk, when we was working with him back in the fitness day. He said, we went to India. As soon as you get off the plane, all you smell. It's steaks. So bags.

And everybody steals, too. Yeah, he said the smell is so strong. He said, man, you feel like your nose hairs is just milked in your nose. Dude, they make Jews look like stoics. No, I'm serious. Jews are honest compared to Indians. Like, literally Jews are like, we have a line, dude. Dude, an Indian will literally, and dude, they've explained it to me, it almost sounds a little

lovable. It's like, you know, you could be like, how far away is the grocery store? They'd be like, oh, my friend, right around the corner. And you're like, no, it's not. It's like, but it made you happy. And you're like, dude. What? Are you playing some shit?

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Don't care about no COVID. Dude, some of them are sweet, though. I will say that, but they're rapy is five. Some of them are cool. Some of them are funny. But like, when they get around a chick, they're like, oh, Bobbin Vodin. They go nuts. What is that, Joe?

That's shit. That's literal shit. What the hell are they doing? Bro, they brush their teeth with it, literally. Let me guess. Is that white supremacy? Am I being a white supremacy? Yes, you are.

How dare you? The white of a porcelain toilet. You know, is that colonialism to like, ask them to flush their shit in a toilet. Like that's all shit, dude. Dude, they'll have whole videos where they're like, oh, when you're used to poopie in your toothpaste, it brings many medicals to your tooth man.

And you're like, I don't want you in Congress. Yeah, that's, you have to cut that out right there. But again, what the hell is that? Some of them are sweet people. Like, I'm not trying to be a dick. I know that, you know.

What is the red stuff? Probably blood. Who knows? I mean, at this point, I just like Idaho a lot. Look at that guy. I thought Africa was bad. He's like, I am on the Scrabble app to see your bobbin' virgin. That is wild.

That was a funny meme. They're like, an Indian sees every app as a dating app. That's the holiday. Yeah, yeah. They love shit. They're like, oh, that shit is so good. That's all literal shit. So they don't have a toilet system?

No, they call that white supremacy. It's not human shit, it's cow shit. Cow shit. I will say this. Oh, that makes it better. It's like, I understand it's good fertilizer, but it's like they're worshiping it. They're like, this is great man. There's a happy medium.

You just pile it up, turn into soil. But they have kids, unlike the whites. I'll give them that, those curry-eating fucks. They can live in it. gutter and still have 10 kids current eating meanwhile dudes have 401ks and they won't have a single kid because they're cowards yeah what is that

I'm literally more racist against that white than I am the shit swear to God I'm like you're like no it's just not the right time for me and Megan I'm like you're worth 400 grand that sleeps next to a mobile he has 10 kids yeah yeah yeah

and that's what I just want the whites to get inspired by that because there's no good time There's no good, you can't plan it, but family is wealth. Family is your wealth. Yeah, they complained that the whites are being replaced in this country, but they're not doing anything. They're not doing shit. They're not, even if you shut down the border, it's still not addressing their problem.

Who's going to pick their fruit? They won't even, my kids pick fruit for a dollar a pound. I'm doing fine. It's not like we're does. It's like, I want them to know that you have to grow and pick your food because that gives them power. Right. Because dependence is like, do we need the Mexicans if you want fruit in the fucking grocery store?

Yeah. But I'm such a. anti-Semitic white supremacists that I grow my blueberries and pick them and my kids pick blueberries locally like we have a you pick blueberry thing my kids literally make a dollar pound they're in there like fucking migrants but that's power right yeah yeah it's like fucking thomas jefferson he gets it he'll get a law degree learning how to pick fruit maybe you have you slaves do you think do you think they don't make white men like they used to make them like the founding fathers of this country do you think that's how they got soft dude the

jews got soft too like privilege makes the comfort makes you gay and we It's like a tomato plant won't grow roots unless it has wind. That's why I accept struggle. I'm like, nice, I'll get strong again. Yeah. If you're just in this bubble of comfort and everyone, you know. Yeah, you got to experience pain. That's why I like to use the N-word with people.

It gives them some roots, like that documentary made by those Jewish gentlemen. Remember roots? That was made by Jews? Of course. Dude, they made it seem like people just want to whip Kootenikintay. Nobody did that. Dude, there were slaves with like golden watches and shit when emancipation happened. They were like buying fucking farms.

Some had a hard life, but, you know, sharecropping wasn't better. It was like, they had less responsibility to feed you good food and shit. Yeah. I think a lot of stuff we learn in history is, like, actually wrong. If there was a documentary in the 70s made by Jews, it's the opposite. Let's see. What's the other one? We don't have to talk about it.

Let's just say. Oh, they're plenty of those documents. I'll be looking at those documents. I ain't going to mention my name. I'll say, well, this is a bunch of bullshit. Let's just say it's not in my 1960 encyclopedia. Want to know what it is? The country of Palestine.

Why don't Republicans recognize that? They said that place never existed. Money. It's just money. They worship money. It's whoever's... Like, even the voters, the boomers, like, my fans, they said that place never existed. Yeah.

Because think about it. Because a lot of them are in their defense. probably have the moral code where they can't accept that. Because then that means they just are hypocrites. You know, it's like, this is our land. We protect our land. Like, if you're going to take some shit, you got to come in from me, this is hilarious, but the dehumanization language and shit, that's a real thing.

I just like to do it way after the sciop so people get uncomfortable. I'm like, remember the 40s with them Japs? And people are like, oh, how dare you? I'm like, well, you know, the government made all the movies. It's that the savage Jap must be incinerated. Right, right. Yeah, but these people are. Yeah, these people don't recognize Palestine.

They call themselves Christian and evangelicals, but they're falling in the Republican Party. That's like idolatry. You're a Christian. You're supposed to see this. And I hope a lot of them are blind to it. I don't think you're as judged if you're innocent to it. But if some are cynical and know it, that's bad. They've got to know it.

Some don't. I think more and more at this point have to know it. Like when you see them, you know, like who are some of these guys? Who's that guy that Tucker always makes fun of Levin? Or Mark Levin. He's like, if you don't give your son's blood to Israel, like, if you at that point aren't like, what the fuck? Right, right, right. It's like, everyone must die for us, you fucking boy cattle fucks.

And I'm like, okay, the mask is off, guys. Can you see that? They could do that. And they're like, yeah. They'd be like, yeah, it's my honor, bro. But yet they don't, though. I think it's about the stock market and shit because they don't join. It's like, hey, boomer, you like that movie Rambo.

Let's fucking get you out there. Like, here we go. Listen to Crowder the whole time. Yeah, like, why isn't Gerald out there and fucking it ran making us proud? Now he's snooping at Candace's house. He's what? Now, remember when Candace was like, he, Andrew Wilson brought Gerard or Gerald. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she was like, I just asked him not to go in my kid's playroom and he still went in. I'm like, Gerald, what the fuck? It's like a pregnant woman. Right. You know, she has a ton of kids. she's pregnant. It's like I get it. That's why I usually don't like women doing what Candace is doing honestly. She's crushing, but it does always make me feel uncomfortable. I'm like, a pregnant woman is battling bloodthirsty Mark Levin. Like, this does not make me happy. Right.

You can bet on Kalshi if the war is going to eat up or not. Yeah, he's like, oh, no, this is a win-win for everybody. As you know, I was in favor of Operation Epic Fury. We got to believe Iran when they chanted up to America over and over and then try to build nuclear weapons and they build ballistic missiles, and all the rest of it. Then President Trump started hesitating. He put forward to the MOU, put together a pause. He saw a dead kid. He was like cried a little bit.

He was counterproductive, that it signaled weakness, that it actually gave credibility to the Iranian regime. Well, now things are starting to reverse. You have Operation Economic Outcast, led by Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. Oh, the irony economic outkings. I wonder who that's going to be down the road back. I know the odds have been steadily going down

about when we will actually have full traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, according to our friends and sponsors over at Kalshi, but they are rising actually. He's like, we'll bet on anything. Recently. Before April 1st of 2027 is now up to 42% before July 1st of 2027 is up to 53%.

Honestly, I think we'll probably get there before that. As you know, I was in favor of Operation Epic theory. He's like, we'll put some money on your kid getting blown up in Iran. Yeah. That is nuts. That's crazy. To the point where it's like funny,

It's almost like the funniest outcome is now the most likely. That's the singularity is everything is indistinguishable from a sketched comedy. Right. Like that's the most anti-Semitic thing I've ever seen. Right. Like if I did that sketch, it would be nuts. If I was like, we can now bet on the war that we just started. It's like people would be like, dude.

Ben Shapiro just did the most anti-Semitic Jewish sketch I've ever seen ever. And he's like, how dare you? I have demons in my mind. That's crazy. A lot of people don't know the Palestinians and the people in Iran, they're Semitic people. And they know the gas prices, dude. People are not on board. Like there's an illusion where it's like, oh, don't turn on Trump coward.

Dude, I live in rural America. People are like, fuck that. Dude, diesel's like $7 a gallon. Yeah. So what are you hearing in Idaho? Well, people are tapping out of all the power. We're just talking about do we need guinea hens and shit? You know, it's like.

Yeah. People are not, they're going to have. but poor turnout to GOP. Oh my God. If they win anything, they're cheating, in my opinion, allegedly.

That's why he's... That's why they keep saying they're sending monitors there. I said, those people are not monitors. Yeah, they're like, yeah,

they're Mossad monitors. Dude, the funniest thing is they, they would probably laugh at that, knowing that it's just true. Right, right. So we're going to get destroyed in the midterms. I think it.

I mean, it's a win-win. I would be... Turnout would set a tone where it's like, because they don't like when people don't show up. Yeah. They're like, we got to start showing that we give a fuck about these gore again, you know? Yeah. Because low turnout is worse than either wing.

It's like, what are they doing in the fields, you know? I would be terrified of GOP had a red way because I could see boots on the ground. We did all this horseshit and they steal with us. Let's go ahead and invade Iran. Exactly. It's seduction. It's demonic seduction. It's like, oh, you let me do that.

Here we go. Okay. Red Ways. Dude, I know special forces guys that are now like sending me like Jew memes and shit. I'm like, they're not, they're not on board. I mean, listen, those Navy boomers that never see shit, they're on board. They're like, we're going to take it to them. But the guys that actually go, they're like, can I like shoot myself in the leg?

Right, right. Yeah. Because it's stupid. No one, we didn't even have the proper spell propaganda to feel like we hate Iranians. Yeah. We needed fucking monkey bars. Yeah. We needed some beheadings, a couple of buildings.

then maybe people would be on board. You know what's really weird that I know it's like a lot of Republicans we're doing it for the Iranian people that throwing gay people off of buildings, right? And then they'll post a meme of these gay cheerleaders in the NFL dancing and mocking them.

I'm like, I know some guys that have a building. I know sometimes I'm like, are you trying to get me to fucking like these Islamic intense maniacs? I'm like, we can do that? And then they're like, oh no, it was only a couple times.

I'm like, bro, you're not going to win this. now. Right. No, because when Charlie Kirk, I made fun of Charlie Kirk when he was like, breaking news, Israel has a gay pride parade unlike fucking Palestine. I'm like, is Palestine based? Like, what the fuck? What are you bragging about it now? Right, exactly. Because it's not like I'm being super judgy. I'm like, don't do it in front of kids. That's all we've ever, you can't parade Sodominy in Sodom and Gomorrah. Like, this is a problem. Right, right. And they're like, too much common sense. I think what it is end time shit. I think some of these boomers are like, yeah, yeah, we're going to destroy the world, then Jesus comes back, right?

Let's get the shit over with. Yeah, I think some of them are almost looking at the Jews who are like, listen, you guys are about to get like wiped, but it's going to be a win-win. Dude, because some of them have like talked that way a little bit. They're like, oh, yeah, we have to destroy everything. Everybody has to turn to Israel. I'm like, what is this we everyone keeps talking about? Don't you live in Florida?

Right. You know? I'm like, you know, it's like at least be like that. Their behavior isn't matching that belief. And that's always when I'm like, somebody's up to something. Right, right. Like Matt Walsh could totally fight.

Like he could just shave his little beard and grab his band. What you think about Matt Walsh? He works for the Daily Wire. I don't know. I like him. He's been like really... Yeah, he's like Michael Knowles. I'm like, I want to like him like a brother I need to beat up.

But sometimes I'm like, what the fuck, man? Michael Nose is like just to find the Lake of America. I'm like, okay, he lost me there. I know. I live on Lake Ontario. I'm like it's an Indian name. Yeah. Right.

Anybody defends Lake of America? You're a fucking retarded. You're literally retarded. It's not even funny at this point. I was born right on the lake of Ontario. Yeah. What if we rename Israel Bagel Town? Lenders Baggles?

It's kind of on the nose. You know what I mean? Lenders? They call it Lenders Bagels. And then when you say a banking joke, they're like, fuck you. I'm like, you called your bagels Lenders. Right.

Yeah, Warburg started the Fed. I'm like Warburg. Come on, man. They're like, oh, what about Pornosteen? He's a good guy. Pornosteen. Yeah, they're like, we got plenty of jobs for your sisters and your mothers. It's called hardcore porn.

And if you say it out loud, you are full of aid. It's like, what? To the point where I'm almost, I almost want to be like, guys, take a knee. Like, I don't want to see what's coming happen. Like, you guys got to pump the brakes. Right, yeah. I'm like, I'm the chill, funny, fool jester guy. I'm like, there's dudes getting pissed.

And you imported all of them because you're retarded. I'm like, you think whites are anti-Semitic because we don't want to fight a war? Check out the Somalians. Right. I'm like, you actually blew up their, you know, I'm like, anyway. Okay, so I'm going to be in Idaho growing fucking goats and shit. The Dems could run away with the country if they were just sane on immigration crime. Dude, if they went back to 80s Dems where it was like, Bill Clinton.

It was just about like work unions and just not being gay. Growing up, the Democrats were just like, no, I got to get 30 an hour. I'm in a union. It was not even about anything. And that became like this spectacle. Yeah. Yeah, if they were more sane, they would. They would crush it, but they still have to be nuts.

Like, they just can't help themselves. There's too many women involved. I know. I still, like, ethically, Trump's better than a woman president. But it's like, you know, like, I just don't want a woman. No, literally, because I wasn't involved. And I was trying to be nice to everyone. I'm like, at least he's a guy.

Yeah. Because I knew that, I knew what he was up to. Like, you know, the Aedlestons. Yeah, I did. We was my hip to that. I was totally oblivious to a dude. And I didn't find out the real, just of what was going on in Middle East and Palestine until about, say, six months into his presidency.

And even that, I'm like, he's gaslighting us. It's like, oh, you care about that Epstein creep? What are you, Dem? I'm like, that's the real problem. That's what opened my eyes. They're trying to start messing out. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know what the hell's going on. When he started calling him.

When he started calling other Republicans a Trump derainsment syndrome? When he went to talker to the point where I was like, who the fuck do you think you are? He posted that picture of Candace when she had that mold problem. I'm like, what are you going to make fun of like a cancer guy now? You fucking retard? Right, right. I'm like, the nigger guy is telling you how to be a gentleman. Right.

Yeah. I'm not actually the nigger guy. I just wouldn't give up a word. I saw Google in like 2016 take the word family. I'm like, guys, we got to go to the source. Right. I'm like the hard end is the source. I'm like, they're going to take the word family because it makes homo's feel bad.

We got to fucking go to the end. Right. But now I'm kind of done with it. It gets because now everyone's doing it. I'm like, I'm not really mad. I'm like, I just want to show you I'm not going to comply. Right. Right.

Fuck. No, but he's way crazy. I'm like, why is the comedian talking ethics and the president is making, you see Tim Dillon? That was so funny. He's been destroying that guy. Destroying. Yeah. I loved it, Tim Dylan.

exist like a mainstream comic that I actually laugh at. Yeah. Dude, and he was like, you know, because that father, or no, somebody saved a kid's life. Did you see Tim make, oh my God, dude, he was like, come on over here. What, you didn't make any money on this kid's life?

What are you a fucking loser? Because Trump was doing that. He was like, I wouldn't have done it personally. And it's like, that's stupid. You got to start a war, man. You got to fucking get in bed with one of these Jews. And like that long island, Tim Dillon, like, pace is like my home.

It's like that's my comedy when it's just like, come on, let's eat Charlie Kirk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I took it to a dark place. It was really dark. It was actually making fun of Tim Dillon for being fat, but because he wanted to eat. That was a bad call on my part.

Just missing the context. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In context, I'm sure it's hilarious. Because I wrote a joke once where I'm like, Tim Dillan's just mad at Trump because they didn't invite him to eat Charlie Kirk. Yeah, yeah. It's a fat joke.

Yeah. It's not a great joke, man. Yeah. I fucked up bad. Maybe your delivery's low. In my defense, dude, once the beef jerky shit with Epstein came out, I'm like, guys, guys, they eat people. And so when they wouldn't say where his body is, and do you see that one with Sean Ryan

where the guy was like, I had tried his blood in my mouth and I could taste it and I was eating it? I'm like, I think they fucking ate Charlie Kirk. Dude, they won't say where the body is. Oh, Charlie's? Yeah. Remember when Erica Kirk was like, can't I have just one meal?

Remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was like, she literally said, can't I have one thing? And people are like, no, just where's he buried? We want to pull. Yeah, it was like a private ceremony, right?

Yeah, they won't even say where his body is or what happened to it. Oh, my God. And everyone's looking pretty full, if you know what I mean. Yeah. I mean, allegedly, that's like 3% possibility. So, but it's not zero at this point. The young man, the young lifeguard,

who saved that kid in, I believe it was Laguna Beach, in the kid was caught in a very rough surf. It was like a riptide or something. And the kid saves him. And the president of the United States brings this lifeguard into the Oval Office, which now, by the way, looks like a suite at the wind hotel in Lombollah. It's so fucking stupid.

Because he's adorned it with gold. And he's sitting there and he tells the kid, in your that kid was lucky that I wasn't there that day because I would not have said the young man the young life guard that's the commander in chief yeah right believe it was laguna beach in uh the kid was caught in a very rough surf it was like a rip tide or something dude that's the guy that that starts wars and tells men to go fight and dies why would he say that was he trying to be funny or something i think his narz is kind of the point of like pure uncut Colombian narcissism where he's like I would have

fingered your mom too and like because no one's stopping him like you know Vance is like like I literally think Vance has some criticize that some bitch now dude I think Trump has a newspaper for that fucker he's like come here Vancy don't poop in the corner he's like oh geez yeah and then Pete Hegseth just looks like walking testosterone he's like we're going to get blood guys and I'm just like what the I know vice president, he's walking around on an egg chance of a man. This dude's going to prevent me from being president. I feel for him. He's like trying to be honest to get credibility, but he's got to thread this needle.

Yeah. He came out the other day saying, yeah, Trump here, when he came out and posed the stuff, you know that AI picture that he was God and stuff? Yeah. He said, Trump wouldn't do that. He's Christian. Trust me. And then Trump's like, no, it was me, bitch.

He's like, it was him, bitch. I feel for him, though, because I would have probably liked Vance. because he just seems like like a white trash retired like me kind of you know what I'm like he probably is like yeah Theo Vaughn's pretty fucking funny I'm like yeah you know like that type of dude but it's like I just don't like cowards I'm just like bro yeah this is a shit show yeah it is it is he's like yeah you know I mean I'm there's a secretary of fucking commerce is currently raping state you know dude have you looked into that shit when he when 9-11 happened and he's like we desperately need money for the victims.

Oh, dude, I don't even want to get into that. That's a deep one right there. Howard Nutwick. Yeah, that guy's spooky, ain't he? Bro, it's, he's like, I was never at that island. I've never done business with him. Oh, sir, we have a picture and all the corporate documents. Yes, I did.

So what? What, do you hate Jews? You're like, bro. That's the get out of jail, free car right now. Because it doesn't. This is the, I used to live in the Czech Republic. People are like, oh, now they're doing it right in front of us. I'm like, for about, I don't know.

six years then everyone dies. Right, right. It's like, they can't, coercion doesn't last. You can't fucking, there's not enough people to just watch everybody. And the flock cams,

I'm not even worried about it. I'm like, they can barely tie their fucking shoes at this point. I'm like, at least I won't get the platform from flock. I'm like,

I'll start doing stand-up in front of a stop sign. Yeah. They'll let me say the N-word and make fun of the Indians. The platform from flok. Like, at least the- Who just ban

Owen Biggman from plot? Yeah, he was like, do you know about the Pegasus program? They can listen to you. I'm like, thank God! I can't be on you.

Dude, at least someone's listening to my hilarious bits. Yeah. That's the thing. I'm like so transparent that I never worry. I do understand the issue with that, though.

But I'm just like, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Wi-Fi knows where you are in the house since like 98. I'm like,

we're, we've been, if that's a problem, it's been like that for a very long time. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't really, I mean, it's great for catching criminals, but that those fox... But they don't even catch criminals with it.

Right. They're like, we don't have any videos of that Tyler Robinson. It's like, but meanwhile, this fucking anti-Semite over here. Right, right. Exactly. Yeah, literally. Exactly. Yeah.

But like it doesn't work. It makes everyone, like, they don't know how privileged they are that people don't hate them. Right. Like now people are like, wait a minute. Fucking it was those Jewish guys. And I'm like, it's not all of them, though. That's the whole problem. Right.

Because it's all the normal ones that we like will just be holding the bag again. It's the same fucking thing. The whole Old Testament is this cycle. Right. Here we go again. Right. You know? Then the punishment.

Yeah. Over and over and over. 100 countries. Dude, we, this week. Yeah, because it's the currency. Once that fails, it's like, what do you got? It's like, how good was fucking dirty dancing? Didn't everyone like that movie?

Loved it. Yeah. That girl with that nose, man, she's just driving me crazy. Dude, Tim Dylan's like, we got to go back to being like really entertaining. Right. He's so right. He's like, now that everyone knows we can't like kill the world, like we thought, we got to make movies, make good songs. Right.

Because that's what America loved, you know, when the world loved America was like, look at Baywatch. So cool. Yeah. And now it's like, look at this tranny. I don't know what to say words. Like, I love the Joel's movies. Dude, that got me scared of the Wyme's. C.A pool.

Bro, in the deep end I'd be like, dude, I was irrationally afraid of swimming after that. Fucking Spielberg. I missed a Friday to 13 movie, Jason Poyer. Those was the good old days. Yeah, he had a good branding. He had a good run. He had a good branding.

He had that mask. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, the hockey mask. Meanwhile, Samuel Little is just like, I just loved it them in them woods. Dude, branding for... I could have a black guy not get caught. That is crazy. That is hilarious.

Oh, yeah, and he was leaving DNA everywhere. It's like, I'm bastard on all of them. I didn't pull out. Yeah, totally. I think it was because no one was looking for the women probably. Yeah, because they're prostitutes. You know what it was? I bet he lived in a black town with a black sheriff, a black male.

He probably lived in Baltimore or something. And he was just chilling a bunch of black people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Bill Gates is like, just let it happen. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's. He's cooking, man. I mean, just...

He's cooking. Listen, we're not allowed to do this, so let's just be a handoff. Yeah. Hey, so you're throwing festivals now up in Idaho? That one's in Missouri. It's the annual Beretari Times Festival, Columbus weekend, Bertaria Campgrounds.com. Yeah.

Good time. It's like a lot of homestead stuff. Little kids do talent shows. There's like no booze. It's like, for my reputation, it's like ridiculously wholesome. Yeah. Family, yeah. Oh, totally.

Totally. And so that's fun. And then, you know, the book, Honestly, a Wizard. Andrew Wilson is here. Oh, here we go. We got another Wilson. No, no, no. He just fucked up.

Oh, cool. Yeah, it's like, because I did a crowd fund and I let them actually throw tomatoes at my face. Yeah, this is it. Yeah. That was one of the bonuses for like a certain amount of money. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm like, you get to throw 33 tomatoes at my face. You're the one where Amy comes up and gives me a kiss.

That was the highlight. Like, I just saw this video. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, so I think about how magical that is. It's all my like listeners that I've just got like my internet friends. Yeah. Right. Okay. And so they all like built me a stage and we just did a special. You know what I mean? We don't have to put it on repeat. It gets a little sexual. No, but like that's why I have so much hope, man. It's like there's a lot of good people. Yeah, we're building a bathroom right now out there with our rammed earth and logs from the property. It's 100 acres. No, the future is really bright. As cliches it sounds, just like getting really pissed off at people, it keeps you from crushing. And like, I mean, infinite abundance out there, man. God's creation really is miraculous. And so, yeah, big laughs and just grow shit, have families.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel that's what the Republican Party is supposed to do. I feel better. I know, right? So far from that. Yeah, but they held it out. They get the brand and then they like sell it off for pieces.

They did that for like yogurt companies and shit, like organic yogurt that. I'm like, this is good shit. It's bought. It becomes shitty. Bunch of evangelicals and practice idolatry. Dude, I think it's the cold play concerts they do with the churches. Yeah. Dude, you go to those churches.

It's like a rock concert. They don't talk about the Bible. They're like, who loves the Lord? Here comes fucking cold play. And you're like, literally. You know, the black ones, the guy comes down on strings. It's ridiculous, right? He's just flying around.

I'm like, I hope that damn rope. I hope it dislocates every bone in his body. It's so funny, dude. It's like a circus. But, you know, everything works out in the end. It does. It does. Yeah, everything does bend towards good, true, beautiful.

That's why lying doesn't even work. It's like for a little while you got it. And it's like a debt you have to pay back. Yeah. Yeah. And you get big eyebrows apparently. Yeah, but you know, it's crazy. They say if we don't win the midterms, they're blaming Candace, Alex Jones, us.

It says our fault. Dude, think about how bad it is to be a leader that just keeps thinking of who to blame for everything. Right. Just as a father, the whole thing is it, it's me. Everything's me. Yeah. That's how you have power. That's where authority comes from.

Trump's like, there's a squeaky mouse in the world last night. That's why I fucking killed those kids. You know, he's always blaming something else. Yeah, yeah. It's like if you lose the midterms, it's you. If you do anything, it's you. That's the authority. That's where it comes from.

Yeah. That's male authority. Yeah. It's so feminine to be like, yeah, but I was taking a pill. that's why I strangled that kid. And you're like, dude. Yeah. It's feminine.

It's why they wear fancy pants. It's why I call them all gay. Your life sucks. Life's great. They were crushing. We had a great time. Hey, what can everybody find you? Ladle.

Dot TV. It's all of my, all of everything I've ever done. Right. You know, like all my appearances, on my specials. Like, everything, because everything kept getting wiped because I wasn't on flock yet.

You know, I was monetized on flock. And so over, you know, I used to be like really canceled, you know. And now I'm really not. There's some vestiges from before. Like I think I'm just on like a list here and there. But I don't feel any of that now. But because of that, I built up my own platform and it's good to have.

And it's like it works really well. And the comments are awesome and the people there are sweet. Right. Yeah. Are you back on YouTube or? No. That's the thing is now I'm like, I don't want to have to deal with these people when they're like, we really don't like, I'm like, ladle.

TV, $9.11 a month. I never want to hear from you again. They're like, we just think it might send the bad message with this word. I'm like, guess who doesn't give a fuck anymore? Seven years ago, I was begging you guys to let me back on when I was revealing the Sackler family opioid crisis. The head of YouTube dies and the kid dies of opioids. Yeah.

I was checking, you know, they kick my wife off Airbnb. I'm like, the trust is gone. That's crazy, man. Yeah, we're renting out of house in my wife's name, 4.9 stars, not exactly a lightweight. Yeah. And they just wiped it. You know, like they were trying to take the financials away, so I was desperate. Right.

Little do they know, I'm pure white trash. We like being scumbags. Right. We like being like, dude, we can burn a tire all winter. Like, that's us. Yeah. Yeah. And then I rebuilt from the ashes.

Dude, we figured out how to make a bathroom out of rammed earth and shit. Like, that's what you get when you just are like, fine, take my money. And that's like, oh, wow. man being a little yeah a little quick here because without without the money worship no one's going to iran you know what i mean right yeah right it's like but ben Shapiro really wants a bigger country over there it's like who gives a fuck that's offensive to me i'm offended by short people i can see you at a turtiport conference and he'll put who gives oh dude the funniest thing would get laughs right because dude it would like a lot of these dudes aren't even like bad dudes like i bet officer tatum you could get laugh

after 20 minutes. Yeah, he's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. Like, no, there's something, I mean, I wouldn't call him a cool guy. You know, I think there's like this, this cuckin shell that's probably from trauma and shit. If you do a good enough joke, I see it all the time.

They're like, yeah. Yeah, right? Short fucking jukega, but it's men are men, you know? Right, right, right, right. And it's like, and that always comes true. That's why I have hope, because there are these, like, Remlin evil fucks, but there's a lot of people that are just like, oh, we can laugh.

Right. I think, though, a lot of influence. influences on the right, a lot of that issues they have about, you know, coming clean and just being open and being open and honest, they're not independent. 100%. That's why I was a blessing. That's why I got closer to, like, actual faith, because I'm like, I thought I was done and everything was a blessing. It's like you get kicked out of a gay bar, right? At the time, I'm like, you know, but I need this for my family. Like, what do I do? But I can't lie and blah, blah, blah. And I thought I was just getting crushed. And it's like,

oh, you should I just avoided the trap. Right. Yeah. Because I might, who knows? I'm making a ton of on YouTube, I got a debt. It's like, how hard is it just to not make fun of like the Jews? Pretty fucking hard. Right. No, I wouldn't be able to. But like, I understand how that happens. It's like, well, I got to pay for my kids and shit. It's like, they don't care. Right. Right. You know, if you're an honest guy in an apartment, you know, that happened to me when I was like facing some financial stuff. I was like, but what if we lose the farm? And Amy goes, you wouldn't have to wake up every morning and milk a cow. I was like, holy shit. Because it's like a responsibility. I I have to, like, maintain all this land.

I'm like, she was like, we got each other. And that's why it's solid wife. Tucker's talked about that. When you're, like, in the corner and your wife just shows you that stability, you can go out and crush for another decade. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

If you got a bitch whining you're, you fucking killing everybody. Oh, yeah. Fuck you, bitch. Yeah, yeah. Like, for real. Oh, you like your stuff? Fuck stuff. Stuff doesn't matter.

Right, right, right. Man, this has been a damn good show. This is a damn good show, man. Thanks for coming, bro. bro you guys are the best man as Kim i always hit him up because this is one of my like favorite podcast yeah like i'm not ambitious like i don't hit people yeah because i like hanging and riffing because i love comedy dude it's like