Hodgetwins Podcast - Why Do Black Women Do THIS With Their Hair?...

Episode Date: August 6, 2026

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Hey, what do you think about this picture? I'm going to show you. Yeah, we call them edges in our community. Black girl is. I know what you're talking about. You know who invented this shit, right? Put it up, Joe. You know who started this?

I think it started with Michael Jackson. My mom used to send me to school with edges. Oh, I saw this. When Michael Jackson was hot. What is that thing in the bottom right corner? It looks like one of those mushrooms from Mario. Do you see it? Right there on the right, bottom right corner.

Bottom right? Well, she red bone. Doesn't she look like a mushroom from Mario? She's just coming for you. I can't say I've done worse than this photo. They were arrested for what, Joe? Their edges were too lined up. Like four people, one of legs, retail crime crew,

store after store. Oh, so there was just bunch of shoplifters. Like, if I'm store security and I see them walk in, I'm dropping what I'm doing. I'm watching. I knew you couldn't steal something. They stole a bunch of cocoa butter and hair gel Shea butter

I don't know what you're buying That's one thing I don't like man It's edges I wish people would do away that Yeah I mean some black women Some women when they do it looks good No

Some of them Most of it looks horrible No I didn't No I can't say that I have That that... You never had edges? No I bet she'd the dopest hell

That picture you show up Mexican-Latina Yeah but get you some edges You know what? If I ever need to change my identity, I'm going to become a Latino. I'm like, what you're talking about, Pablo? I don't. I will give myself away because I can't do an accent.

I'll start off Latino. And I'll be like, tick, tick, tick, quick, and mark. And I thought you were Latino. Imagine this was an edge. Oh, that was some edge. Oh, man. Chris just sat up in his chair when you put that picture up. If you put some edges on that, you would need some repert.

You would have to get a sprayer. I have it. It's called I'm friends with the police. So what's you got going right now? Well, I'm on tour. How's that going? It's going pretty good, man. I mean, you know, let me just say this. I've never really enjoyed female comedy.

Never, never, never. I've given multiple females a chance. They're just not funny. I know. You, you are very funny. Oh, thank you, man. Well, it's because my dad beat me. You know what I mean?

He raised me as a man. And he was like, if you're brothers again, the belt, so are you. And I was like, every lash, I was like, it's for the comedy. Just take it. Though I do think that's why I'm a little, I'm a bit of a, you know, my energy is a bit masculine. You know, I think everybody can admit. That's what helps you, yeah. I think that everybody can admit.

And I don't necessarily think. it's a good thing. I'm just making the best out of what I had. You know what I mean? I think it's great when women are feminine. Yeah, you come off feminine. Your logic is like masculine. Yeah, yeah. I come off feminine. I've worked really hard to do that. You know, the surgery was expensive.

Shaving down the apples out. Once I get famous enough, the conspiracy theories will start about me being a man. See, your throat? Like, a woman's neck looks so chokeable. You can just fucking smash it. You know what I mean? You just got that feminine neck, you know? There's the black in you coming out. When I see a white girl neck, I just want to grab me for the ancestors.

I want to be like, remember when you were slaves, we were slaves, now what, bitch? And meanwhile, she's like, I'm coming. You're crazy, that's not like a good one's all to me. Thank you. I appreciate that. I agree with you. I really don't like most female comedians. And there are funny women, though.

They're usually like smokers on Long Island who drove a truck for a few years after the third husband died. But they're funny. They're funny. Those are not the ones that the mainstream pushes. Right. And part of that is by design, they want to push demoralization. So if they're going to advance any female comedians, they're going to. to be hoarse who were propping up how slutty they are.

I mean, look at Nikki Glazier. How many abortions? How much they don't care. Oh, switching penises. Because it's part of the campaign of normalizing this behavior that is not normal, making women think that's cool, right? And look up to that. And they certainly are not going to advance a woman who's like,

so what about them Jews, right? They're like, get back. get back. So, and there are a couple of other funny female. I mean, there is. You said something, the last show was real funny. You said, we were talking about women getting slapped. They said, we need to bring that shit back.

I stand by that. Have you ever noticed? Let me just, let me just make my case. Let me make, before you pull that up, before you pull it up, let me make the case. Okay. Yeah. Have you noticed that the women. they get beat.

Keep on your finger. I like that. Keep on there. Have you noticed that the women they get beat never leave their man? Yeah, they know. Jesus. They tell you, right?

How many times a woman would be like, oh, and she's the most loyal woman. She'd be coming in with her whole face black. And they're like, what happened? Did Mike hit you again?

Like, Mike would never do that. He's an angel. Meanwhile, you treat your wives so great, And right now they're probably calling their girlfriends telling them how you ain't shit. Right, right, right. But if you was hitting them,

they would naturally go right into cover up. He's the greatest. I could never leave him. Yeah. They always come back too. They leave that guy. They come back seven times, eight times. You be treating your wife the best.

She's like, after one time, you don't get her the right latte. She wants a divorce. You know, you know what I mean? Chris knows what's up. Chris knows what's up. I don't know why we're like this. I'm like this.

Yeah, yeah. In the beginning, and you got to believe every time I say his name, but so sweet. I remember one time he met me with flowers at the airport, and I was disgusted. And I was like, and here's the thing, I have enough self-awareness to know I'm not supposed to feel that way. And I didn't voice it. I acted the way you're supposed to act, which was very grateful and, like, thank you so much. But inside I was thinking, what a sample. Okay?

Now, now, now, okay? Fast forward to one time we got in this huge fight at the airport and I cursed him out. Okay? How got in a fight? Listen, you think I don't look at me, dude. I'm not exactly the easiest person to get along with. All that energy you see in the videos, that's at home too. Okay.

So I cursed him out and then he was like, oh. and he just left left me at the airport and I was like this motherfucker I thought like some dickens what? So I called him the next day and he's like look is this are you going to be doing this

are you going to be cursing me out and I was like he's like I love you but I can't be with you and he hung up the phone and I freaked the fuck out I was like no this is the guy I actually love I don't want this and all of it and then I call him and pick it picks it up finally and I was like, I'm sorry I'll never know it again.

Kia, we make things just for college life, like the Rosen Mando blackout curtains in gray. They say you can't put a price on sleep, but we did for the low low price of $49. Why are you in my room? Shh, sleep. You have a big exam tomorrow. Shop back to school at IKEA.

I'll never do it again. He's like, yeah, keep talking. Yeah, who's the man? Yeah, keep talking. Do you want to laugh? I'm just joking. Do you want to lash me a few times? Shall I make you a hot breakfast?

I just immediately revoked right into Trad wife, roll. But it was important because he established a line of decorum and respect. He established dominance. That's correct. That's correct. And if you're going to be with a lady like me, you better be able to dominate because otherwise I will. I will and I won't respect you.